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USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 18:04:47 (EST)
um, i'm not really a cat...?
Fritz
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 18:02:12 (EST)
Chong Lee Malvo's life spared--he'd better watch his back in da bucket, tho
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 17:51:37 (EST)
Special collections Fritz

WR
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 17:46:22 (EST)
Doris bless us. Everyone!
Tiny Don
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 17:34:49 (EST)
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USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 17:15:02 (EST)
that's my lead ukulaylist. he fuggin' shreds!

Fritz
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 17:12:05 (EST)
ok dirty...I'll buy that...

USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 17:08:47 (EST)
and who might THIS be tip-toe-ing through the tulips?

USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 16:39:17 (EST)
look, Sebastian, no hands!



USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 16:35:04 (EST)
Don's not Scrooge. But he is Bob Crotchit.
boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 16:31:26 (EST)
"it"?
the Elephant Man
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 16:28:50 (EST)
THAT
boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 16:27:20 (EST)
Don=Scrooge
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 16:27:16 (EST)
you may or may not have seen my person. in fact, it might have been the person formerly known as my person. i use a squad of stunt doubles. low profile, you know
Fritz Hussein
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 16:25:03 (EST)
couple things; dirty, do these feet look like they've seen isotoners recently? and WR, the "thing" in upper right is the "thing that should not be"

USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 16:21:09 (EST)
I AM MARZIPAN
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 16:20:47 (EST)
WR, so sorry I did not intro you to the Stealthly L. When I turned my back, "it" was gone-off into the night. BTW, complete Blur was in rare form indeed with the Shlitzy garb. Too funny indeed.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 16:10:56 (EST)
Firstly there is no "this band" so "other band" can't exist. And secondly all Other bands must fucking die.
Don S
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 16:02:12 (EST)
now, now boys that's enough
Marzipan
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 15:56:00 (EST)
looks like he might have eaten those mittens
Tenzing Norge, Sherpally Yours
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 15:54:10 (EST)
did I not see u in person Sat night, Fritz? Although MJ was rude and did not introduce us...
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 15:54:00 (EST)
Hands off marzipan, motherfucker.
Sebastian Haff
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 15:51:41 (EST)
yo marzipan-
not Mother Jefferson
not new
yes on the stealth tip
keep guessin'!

Fritz the Cat
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 15:49:52 (EST)

 
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 15:47:34 (EST)
Donde esta Chong? WTF is this in upper right?

WR
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 15:33:31 (EST)
Since www.visitnepal.com is obviously the only website on earth that can be trusted, I've solved Vic's foot problems forever. The site specifically states that "the Yeti's hands and feet consist of four fingers each."

Which means Vic has fingers on his feet. Which means shoes are out. I suggest something not unlike a comfy pair of Iso-Toners, or perhaps mittens. Should remove all future foot pain toot-sweet.

boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 15:29:08 (EST)
look who played with Medicine Ball at this show:

WR
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 15:26:33 (EST)
Don't feel bad boris -- I'm currently wearing a g@y-@ss FID's shirt.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 15:14:24 (EST)
OH NO--Mother Jefferson is the new stealth lurker?
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 15:12:08 (EST)
wearing same m-ball shirt right now. not scary.
boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 15:01:13 (EST)


USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 14:58:35 (EST)
Still frightened by the conjunction of the word "governor" with "arnold schwarzenegger"
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 14:41:12 (EST)
Oh no, the king of lurk has gone beserk.--fire his @ss
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 14:37:32 (EST)
Rush Limbaugh: Meanie Democrats rammed those thousands of hits of Oxycontin down my fat gullet!
boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 14:27:11 (EST)
Donaldiñho's "Other Band"
boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 14:22:57 (EST)
I am about to go insane from hearing 'food noises' from someone who is apparently eating gum/a pen cap/their own tongue next to me. How the F do you slurp a stick of big red?
The KOL
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 14:22:23 (EST)
Bridezilla is in trouble with the law again.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 14:21:48 (EST)
Now I'm afraid who the next picture from "the wedding of the century" will be of.
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 14:16:02 (EST)
Lunch for a toothless Mean Joe
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 14:14:59 (EST)
donaldiñho did you corrupt another perfectly innocent footie fan?
boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 14:12:39 (EST)
Free trial Chong. Now trial will cost you Chinaman. Best get back on your rickshaw. Rickshaw boy!
Don
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 14:02:53 (EST)


USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 14:00:13 (EST)
the frickin UK Guardian just gave out their Best Blogs of 2003 awards, and one under 'best-written' is by a London ho'....err.....i mean call girl.
boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:53:48 (EST)
boris be layin' down da funnizzy shitdizzy right about NA
Lurk Doggy Dog
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:52:47 (EST)
and BTW, who let Burr back on the lurk?
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:51:58 (EST)
I luv Hell comes to Frogtown--one of my all-time favs
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:50:34 (EST)
Maybe it was Cousin Larry
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:39:44 (EST)
"metohkangmi" also means "me toes are killin' me"
boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:39:43 (EST)
maybe it was one of the TampOFFs...?
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:30:52 (EST)
fucking filthy snowman...that's a laugh riot...seriously
the black yeti
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:30:11 (EST)
HAHA VERY FUNNY WHOEVER YOU ARE
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:29:53 (EST)
The Yeti's hands and feet consist of four fingers each. About a dozen people have claimed to have seen the Yeti. Among those include the father of Tenzing Norge Sherpa, the first person to climb Everest. Like the father of Tenzing, most of the others who saw the Yeti felt sick and then died a few days after they saw it.
boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:29:18 (EST)
MJ, insert one of these every hour on the hour...

USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:26:34 (EST)
Known in Tibetan as metohkangmi, meaning filthy snowman, sources have been told the Yeti is the protector of the doors to Shambala. Perhaps that explains why most who come in contact with the creature soon leave their body?
boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:25:40 (EST)
THE HOLIDAY RAG-IS THAT A SCOTT JOPLIN NUMBER?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:25:15 (EST)
dirty, you may want to snap the pink chocolate chalkline...
gunner yeti
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:25:11 (EST)
PS- That post about me=Karen Adams without the scary nazi at the defecatur party=funny. And King of Lurk? never you mind about the lurk love. The BSTC got some matchmaking up his ole sleeve.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:24:05 (EST)
SOMEone's on the holiday rag...
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:23:52 (EST)
BASTARDS I HATE YOU ALL. VIC, LARRY APPLETON RHYMES WITH YOUR HAIRY ASS. BORIS, AT LEAST WE HAD A FAN SITE. LESTER, I HEARD YOUR PARTY BLEW. THE DEFECATUR PARTY WAS GOOD CUZ NO CHONG.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:22:12 (EST)
what rhymes with Larry Appleton?
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:18:34 (EST)


USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 13:06:08 (EST)
yo BSTC yon fan site est mort...
boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 12:30:04 (EST)
I can only damn you to hell for that Lester.
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 12:12:40 (EST)

Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 11:57:29 (EST)
....as opposed to the guy who knows the names of the two guys in Nelson.
boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 11:50:10 (EST)
Lester talkin' sh!t on appearances...amazing
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 11:50:07 (EST)
I'm a dumbass? I call that bold talk for a guy who chooses to look like one of the dudes in Nelson.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 11:48:55 (EST)
Drunken Christmas game
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 11:43:08 (EST)
Is Latin food any good?
D. Ass
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 11:41:47 (EST)
Nunc est bibendum.
boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 11:35:56 (EST)
Hey! I can't wait to read that book. If the line @ Borders wasn't so dogdamned long the other day I would have it now. The King of Lurk doesn't stand in line. And whats this about lurk luv? Behold the greatest band of all time:

The King of Lurk
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 11:35:43 (EST)
hey wait one minute...
dirty
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 11:32:45 (EST)
see now Lester tries to impress the lurk with his limited knowledge of Latin then in the next breath fucks up simple HTML...ergo Lester=dumbass
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 11:27:19 (EST)
SHIT!
This is Flegg's new tattoo

Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 11:24:28 (EST)
Flegg's new tattoo

Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 11:23:16 (EST)
Vicious Hippy! Vicious Hippy!
Verbal Asphalt
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 11:22:17 (EST)
Vic has long hair but is not (technically) a girl. Ergo, he is a dirty hippy. Quid erat demonstrandum.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 11:10:41 (EST)
see, now Lester is doing his part; but if vic's a hippie then the legend of Sasquatch is real...
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 10:58:58 (EST)
Fuck you, vic!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 10:55:30 (EST)
hey i did my part with the umbrellas and the squirrels and the helium enema.
boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 10:41:50 (EST)
there's a little too much "luv" on the lurk...how about a little more hate & discontent?
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 10:39:29 (EST)
Times Square? Looks more like my colon after a big bowl of hot mexican pad thai with curry.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 09:51:35 (EST)
360 degree panarama of Times Square
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 09:29:54 (EST)
7.5 cents of every dollar spent in the US goes to Wal-Mart.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 07:54:40 (EST)
Sea monkeys, the KKK, X-ray specs, and motorcycle racing.
RIP -- Harold von Braunhut

Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 07:47:12 (EST)
yeah tron and you wonder why i'm cranky. joe thinks i'm flegg and all my teams universally lick the dangling satchel. rhody did beat PC and the costner logo is still undefeated, i admit. but relegation? spurs? not this season anyway. you wish. arsen*l pantywaist. consumer of beverages with umbrellas. dainty lace wearer. molester of squirrels. on the other hand spurs fans are sure you'd rather play wolves more, or get hammer hummers.

dexter. you north of NK on a non-gig night? please. cheffy had a better shot at making that drive from 2-300 miles away.

ok i got shit to do. vent complete. happy christmas eve eve.

boris
- Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 07:42:21 (EST)
Can I play? Planet earth may be out of helium by the year 2010. Which sucks, because one thing I kinda want to do before I die is ram a helium hose up the ass of Fran effing Drescher. Legend says the sounds that subsequently come out of her mouth will reverse global warming and neutralize all the nukes on the planet. As opposed to her current sound, which merely makes humans cringe, cats puke and dogs poo on the carpet.
boris
pooville, - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 07:29:42 (EST)
Flegg?

Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 07:16:17 (EST)
Listen to me dexter, you can do it. If ole MJ can break the forcefield on the Mount Hope, you can do it on the Wickford man!
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 21:55:21 (EST)
Was heading to Defacatur on Sat. but couldn't find my way outta SoCo. I'd get to the Wickford bridge, and it was like a force field, I tried 3 or 4 times. Then just drove around Bakefield. I came across a party on Broad Rock Rd., crashed it, drank all their beer, did all the chicks, and went home, after the Patriots game, of coarse.
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 21:53:16 (EST)
falso orgot=also forgot
Spallcheck
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 21:51:50 (EST)
And one more glistening pearl for me to poop on: Boris, you sent the BSTC a pinch, no? BSTC forgot to say thanks and falso orgot to pinch. Too mutherlovin' beeswax. Will get on the Captain like flegg to liberals.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 21:50:04 (EST)
And to the lovesick stealth lurker-that sucks. What timing. I think it would really work. No shit. No shit I do. Lurk love will have to do for the time being.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 21:48:06 (EST)
can't believe I'm going to agree with flegg on one thing but yes, Monster Garage is on right now and here I am lurking. They're making a firebrid into a Santa float that does a wheelie. Much like Boris's Ninja friend doing a wheel stand in the bucket. Sick shit. Anyway, Boris, riding the bus=most admirable. Been meaning to give you props for years.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 21:46:07 (EST)
Well I see the roughhousing with the new kid has worn off a little, and lurk civility has regained her composure for the time being. But that still won't save Spurs from the relegation zone.
One Don Shotdon
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 21:14:43 (EST)
don't forget boys and girls, there's a new episode of monster garage and american choppers on tonight. make sure you watch as there will be a quiz on the shows for tommorows class.
flegg
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 20:35:05 (EST)
wouldn't last one day. rather be a semi-pro spelunker who goes through thierry henry's recycle bin on weekends for fun.
boris
- Monday, December 22, 2003 at 20:27:48 (EST)
tell me about driving dude. i drive a tractor trailer for a living people are fucking insane behind the wheel. i almost get killed or kill some idiot at least once a day no bullshit.
flegg
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 20:19:40 (EST)
we own two grand prix (prickses?), one of which i drive but only when forced. someone recently told me they're good and specifically said they're second only to bonnevilles. at that point i specifically remember shrugging. it is reliable and screws somewhat (V6). i can't believe i'm writing about cars.

see, problem is, i just genuinely, genuinely, dislike driving. more than that. I EFFIN' HATE IT. because people suck and buses are safer and allow you to read instead of screaming at assholes who just almost killed you. again. and it's gotten worse as drivers get worse.

boris
- Monday, December 22, 2003 at 20:13:54 (EST)
ALRIGHT YOU FREAKS!! PUT DOWN THE MICE and slowly STEP AWAY from the CPU!!
ENOUGH OF THIS COMMIE CRAP!!


Sargent Koala
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 20:03:57 (EST)
good story but why are you riding the bus? you don't have a car?well son todays your lucky day. welcome to honest flegg's used car sales.todays special:i990 pontiac bonneville sse fully loaded runs like a champ. owned by a really cool dude from pawtucket r.i.i will sell it to you for the bargain basement price of 1500.00 american dollars, thats right 1,500.00 dollars son.original owner was a little old lady from walla walla washington.
flegg
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 20:03:19 (EST)
was he carrying a sheep?
maybe he was a Flegg's Angel
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 19:54:23 (EST)
ten hours a day if i'm lucky. true story: friday, some dood ripped the biggest effin' wheelie i ever saw while waiting for the lovely and fragrant pawtucket #99. i apologize to the motorcycle nuts on the lurk for not getting the model and year but...totally effin' cuckoo. plus, had just finished the ceremonial "thank dog i didn't choke any of these frickin' losers today" post-work one-hitter, so everything was kinda vivid anyway. ducked behind a gotdam pole. almost drew mud. scared the living CRAP outta me. effin' nit was undoubtedly laffin' his balls off at me. had to be doing at least 70 -- at least -- when he blew past me about ¼ mile from his launch, which was about the midpoint of his wheelie. completely crazy. bastid. had to laugh once i stopped swearing.
boris
- Monday, December 22, 2003 at 19:48:52 (EST)
HOTNESS ALERT CHART
=

better late than never Dept.
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 19:39:53 (EST)
i'm probably the ONLY lurker from the bucket.
flegg
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 19:24:26 (EST)
as opposed to FLEGGING a live sheep...



USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 19:20:23 (EST)
MJ tore the place up, vic. like Karen Allen in Raiders of the Lost Ark, but without the evil Nazi busting in and getting his hand burnt by the medallion...would've been a nice entrance for flegg, too...
Casting Director
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 19:16:06 (EST)
Flogging a dead horse

USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 19:10:20 (EST)
Okay, maybe just the one hit, but still I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Flegg may just be the most popular lurker from Pawtucket...
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 19:07:59 (EST)
I do believe that if you locally google up flegg right here on this very page you get quite a number of hits. It's official- Flegg from Fleggsburgh is the most popular lurker.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 19:04:56 (EST)
ok, both those links sucked @ss. this'll work.
Dreyfuss again
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 19:01:57 (EST)
i bet fleggburgh is quite a town.probably not as good as pawtucket but better than middleblob.
flegg
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 19:01:04 (EST)
no, not like that you fool, like this?
perhaps?
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:57:45 (EST)
poop,poooooooop,pooooooooooooooop,and finally poop.
poop
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:57:05 (EST)
you guys are so cool. can i hang around with you,please?
flegg
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:55:54 (EST)
and finally, this...

USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:54:20 (EST)
well the cats outta the bag now. thats me.
flegg
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:53:33 (EST)
AND this...

USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:52:45 (EST)
like this, vic?
Chief Inspector Dreyfuss
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:52:09 (EST)
if you image Google "flegg" this comes up among other things...

USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:51:48 (EST)
How could you leave me for them scruffy punk rock chicks, flegg?
LeAnn Rhymes
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:45:50 (EST)
if I may paraphrase Inspector Dreyfuss..."It's Clouseau....keeeeeeeeell heeeeeeeeem!!!! ahahahahaha!!!"
vic
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:44:15 (EST)
KILL FLEGG huh? well boys and girls it looks like i'm doing my job right if you all want to kill me.next time theres a party give me the lowdown i'll come on down and buy y'all a round.it's nice to know i've made some new friends.
flegg
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:38:05 (EST)
i keed, i keed...



USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:37:31 (EST)
MJ? cat? do lunch? you kid...
vic
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:32:49 (EST)

EXPECT IT WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT!

Stealthy Cat
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:30:55 (EST)
Method of Transportation: The Martian Maggot, an interplanetary spaceship.

First Appearance: Haredevil Hare (1948) opposite Bugs Bunny.

Plan: Blow up Earth with Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator because Earth blocks his view of Venus.

boris
- Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:28:46 (EST)
MJ, you actually went out?
vic
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:27:38 (EST)
And agreed, PGIT, terror alert chart =FUNNY. WR, nothin' wrong with a bad ass wagon either. Sure, it ain't no Jesse James creation but it'll still get you chicks.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:26:28 (EST)
JEZUZ DOG. Looks like we got us a little party goin' on. What up Lurkers? EXCELLENT to see so many of you Saturday night down at the Defecatur for TS's goin' away potty. Jeez. TS, why you gotta go and leave us? I better be able to tune into Miami Lurk once you get your ass set up in front of a computee. And fuckin CROC fer chrissakes. Got introduced to a mystery lurker not a one of you even KNOWS about. This cat is STEALTH indeed. And the number one comment from all lurker's present? "KILL FLEGG"
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:23:55 (EST)
yes i did. i also beat a.i.d.s.,bulimia,v.d.,cancer of the balls, halitosis,scoliosis,hepatitis a,b,c&d,male pattern baldness,the common cold,liberalism,cannibalism,and i stopped listening to country&western.
flegg
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:14:17 (EST)
thanks. are you familiar with my work? i'm particularly proud of this one-
Well, some like it, some don't. The reason as far as I can tell is that it is simply such an incredibly, unbelievably horrible movie that it defies expectation or even imagination, to the point of being amusing in a way. If you think you can conceive of how bad this movie is, you are mistaken. You can't.
check it out some time!

Roddy
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 18:06:12 (EST)
flegg did you really beat anorexia?
vic
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 17:58:17 (EST)
that was real cute lester if i could figure out how to put pictures in this fucking thing i'd retaliate.
flegg
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 17:49:26 (EST)
or WHO'D'VE for fuck's sake
vic
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 17:30:54 (EST)
excellent point Piper...how'd've thought aliens would come in the form of pampered rich sluts?
vic
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 17:29:30 (EST)
silly wabbits, don't you know the aliens have already landed?
Rowdy Roddy Piper
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 17:16:42 (EST)
the YETI SETI: 5055 hours
yetster
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 16:41:37 (EST)
find any green ones, dirty?
black YETI
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 16:40:31 (EST)
SETI: 3 yrs
boris
- Monday, December 22, 2003 at 16:36:11 (EST)
IG-let, you gettin' a new wallet for xmas?
vic
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 16:15:55 (EST)
the chart, i mean. grrr.
IT
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 15:54:44 (EST)
PGit! keep your peepers peeled...
vic
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 15:54:02 (EST)
terror alert=funny
PG
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 15:52:08 (EST)
war is hell...and so are the holidays
vic
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 15:26:32 (EST)
last minute gift idea for most honorable Chongy..
Instructions-
Thoroughly shower or bathe; it's best to leave the backside somewhat damp...

wax on, whacks off
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 15:10:38 (EST)
California Uber Alles.
Lester
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 14:00:35 (EST)
yo flegg and the gang,letters from the front, courtesy of your homeboy Michael Moore-
“You'd be surprised at how many of the guys I talked to in my company and others believed that the president's scare about Saddam's WMD was a bunch of bullshit and that the real motivation for this war was only about money....Even some of the most radical conservatives in our company including our company gunnery sergeant got a real bad taste in their mouth about the Marine corps, and maybe even president Bush.”

and this- "I asked him what kind of side arm they gave him and his fellow drivers. He explained, "Sir, Reservists are not issued side arms or flack vests as there was not enough money to outfit all the Reservists, only Active Personnel". I was appalled to say the least. Bush is a jerk agreed, but I can't believe he is this big an Asshole not providing protection and arms for our troops to fight HIS WAR!”

and in conclusion, written by M.M.-"In fact, all that these kids in the army ask for in return from us is our promise that we never send them into harm's way unless it is for the DEFENSE of our nation, to protect us from being killed by "the enemy." And that promise, my friends, has been broken. It has been broken in the worst way imaginable. We have sent them into war NOT to defend us, not to protect us, not to spare the slaughter of innocents or allies. We have sent them to war so Bush and Company can control the second largest supply of oil in the world. We have sent them into war so that the Vice President's company can bilk the government for billions of dollars. We have sent them into war based on a lie of weapons of mass destruction and the lie that Saddam helped plan 9-11 with Osama bin Laden. By doing all of this, Mr. Bush has proven that it is HE who does not support our troops. It is HE who has put their lives in danger, and it is HE who is responsible for the nearly 500 American kids who have now died for NO honest, decent reason whatsoever.

there's some good stuff at the end about helping troops+their families. so who do you like for President next time around, flegg? Sharpton?

Triumph the Insulted Political Dog <forme@poop.on>
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 13:54:33 (EST)
Chong?
Lester
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 13:36:06 (EST)
cannabalism in itself is not a crime in Germany.
WR
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 13:11:15 (EST)
"he's just a happy guy.."
"boy , is he happy.."

feel the cheer...
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 13:06:31 (EST)
it's official: the hellidays are hell
vic
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 12:58:02 (EST)

Lester
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 12:41:42 (EST)
Is that you Bubbles?

USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 12:16:45 (EST)
Lester, .... ... I want to kiss you.
Joe N.
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 12:11:21 (EST)
vic's in the market for an auto...better make it silver too
vic
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 12:09:23 (EST)
What about me? Am I not worthy of your attention?

WR
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 11:56:07 (EST)
yeah looks like Broadway Joe fancies about 6 quarts of rum-laden eggnog before Jets games these days
vic
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 11:52:23 (EST)
Chong: There is only M6. The new one won't have the soul nor does it have the racing pedigree of the classic M635CSi:

Good to see the lot of ya this past weekend...

The KOL
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 11:30:16 (EST)
Okay, kids, I'm off to Miami. Thanks for the offer, Meathead, but I managed to do it alone...hmmm...WR, I'm saving the bubbly for the road. You can drink and drive south of the Mason Dixon Line, right? Have a good week and think of me on Christmas (I'll be in a hotel in Savannah with Jack Daniels). Will lurk again soon...

TS
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 10:59:11 (EST)
Video of Broadway Joe.
Lester
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 10:02:14 (EST)
Hope you don't dip into that going away present before you see the lights of South Beach, TS. Lovely to see so many lurkers Saturday night (including QOC--where were you, Dexter?). Thought I would come back to find that Croc had been speaking in tongues Sunday.
WR
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 09:54:24 (EST)
I take it joe was drunk or something?
Bubbles
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 09:53:24 (EST)
Flegg and Whitey?

Lester
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 09:03:30 (EST)
Headline of the Week.
Lester
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 09:00:53 (EST)
Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

A: One less drunk person.
Lester
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 08:50:55 (EST)


"Kolber responded to Namath's comments by saying 'Thanks, Joe. A huge compliment.'"
Lester
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 08:17:34 (EST)
HA HA HA!! Fuck you Karim, you whiney little bitch.
Lester
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 08:05:09 (EST)
RIP -- Irvin Favre
Lester
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 08:01:26 (EST)
happy hellidays TS...Miami Vice style...
vic
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 07:47:14 (EST)
"Saddam Hussein was captured by US troops only after he had been taken prisoner by Kurdish forces, drugged and abandoned ready for American soldiers to recover him, a British Sunday newspaper said."
Lester
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 07:44:46 (EST)
Adios, TS. Via con perro.
Lester
USA - Monday, December 22, 2003 at 07:44:13 (EST)
is to too!
boris
- Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 18:05:45 (EST)
easiest from prov is to wrentham is just 95 >> 495. not much more than ½ hour, easy ride. huge outlet mall thing.
boris
- Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 18:04:43 (EST)
wrentham is up rte 44 going towards taunton ma as if you started from rehoboth ma.
flegg
USA - Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 17:27:43 (EST)
Anyone ever been to Tom's Tavern in Wrentham, MA? Where is Wrentham? Is it straight up Kelly Blvd., through Plainville, pass the old Drive In and keep goin', or am I an old stoner and don't really have a clue where Wrentham is? Dexter, we ever been to Wrentham? Foote's Junk Yard? Clue me in folks, phone interview tommorrow...not my kind of food, but if $$ okay...anything to get me home!
"Iron Chef"
USA - Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 16:54:31 (EST)
IS this band any good?
Landon
Leominster, MA USA - Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 15:25:01 (EST)
middle of night with headlights off, middle of winter with windows down. no officer we're not baked...
boris
- Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 14:31:59 (EST)
advertising revenue is down therefore return to code orange. fight terrorists. be more scared. are you unpatriotic?
boris
- Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 14:02:44 (EST)
more detail means my eyehole will receive bidness end of vic's timberland. but it's a start. you gotta. it's security more than nuisance element.

atypically straightedge last night at harborside lestermania. that ilk....terrifying when sober. more gotdam turtlenecks than back bay and a bad cover band. thank dog for hanging chad pennington.

boris
- Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 13:03:21 (EST)
so, um, TS, you need some help...packing?
Meathead
USA - Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 12:59:00 (EST)
well you did'nt invite me or i would have shown up.
flegg
USA - Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 12:45:31 (EST)
Thanks to all who stopped by last night to say goodbye in person. Flegg, I'm sorry you didn't show; I was hoping to give you a good Luongo Square beating (which involves a six pack of Narragansett and a crooked pool cue). I'm off to see if I can fit all of my material possessions into my itty bitty car.
TS
USA - Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 12:42:05 (EST)
Yea Boris, we'll see how great that spam legislation was on Jan 2. I predict no difference. Execs from MegaCorp wrote that shit so they could continue their onslaught. That said, Paris Hilton needs to give her publicist a bonus.
One Tron Shotdon
USA - Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 12:30:24 (EST)
that trike was fucking awsome.it was ugly and mean.i'd kill to own that thing.
flegg
USA - Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 09:42:05 (EST)
Dammit. That was the best episode of monster garage i've seen! That trike was straight out o' mad max. Also Jesse was in true ego-dick form. However, the bruins were flat and the habs lost to the emo-leafs. And how does 14 and two sound? Dan you like new M6?
Chong
USA - Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 07:04:12 (EST)
the pats are the best team in the nfl yeeehaaaa!!!!!! goodnight and god bless all you wonderful people in lurkerland i must now watch monster garage .
flegg
USA - Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 00:00:50 (EST)
this is absolutely a horrible time to mention this but bush did something not wrong. can spam act. pencil-neckers of the world say 'it's far from perfect but a bloody start'. now back to unrelenting negativity. who likes the design of the new world trade .... ummmm ... edifice? moreover how can it be bent to serve the propaganda needs of benny. what are you 1776 feet fvckin high?
boris
- Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 23:59:45 (EST)
news flash who cares,lets go patiots.
flegg
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 20:36:27 (EST)
NEWSFLASH: IQ of lurk hits all time low! More at when the little hand is near the top and the big hand is right at the top.
Gary Lay
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 20:19:39 (EST)
Not to burst anyones bubble or be master of the oh so obvious but the bless-ed Ramones were cock sucking liberals dontcha know.
Drugsy
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 20:05:35 (EST)
Ilost a shoe in the Slater Mill Duck Pond in kindergarten...never got over it. But I do love Autocrat Coffee syrup. GO PATS.....peace all, even to you Mr. Flegg, I'm out...
"Iron Chef"
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 18:48:08 (EST)
by the way autocrat syrup is made in lincoln. and no i would push you in the slater park duckpond.
flegg
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 18:35:47 (EST)
well mr. chef i don't give a rats ass about your beliefs either.let me say that you guys were really good. it was the first time i ever saw nn. it was quite enjoyable.
flegg
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 18:32:55 (EST)
fight fight fight! on the PLAYGROUND!!!!
BS Moderator
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 18:29:57 (EST)
I don't give a rats ass about your beliefs Mr. Fleg...I called you a piece of shit cuz you called me a real douche bag...all is fair in name calling...now back to the punk rock...I'm in Neutral Nation...and yes, all of the bands were /are VERY good.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 18:22:35 (EST)
Right, whoever said "Republican Punk Rock". That funny.
MJ®
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 18:18:38 (EST)
HAHAHA! All around. favorites: "the Nuge is a stooge" and "what you gonna do, squirt him with Autocrat® syrup and push him in the Providence River?"=FUNNY!
MJ®
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 18:15:41 (EST)
yo vic:
Silver cars are the safest on the road



USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 17:19:30 (EST)
nice one, TS. autocrat syrup=trés haha
Meathead
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 17:16:12 (EST)
stanley cup was one win away from the bucket this spring. nothing to do with stanley's cheeseburgers neither.
peter laviolette
- Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 16:46:59 (EST)
Billy Gibbons plays circles around that hormone-addled nitwit THE NUGE.
Meathead
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 16:44:27 (EST)
A "Pawtucket Style Beating"!?! You gonna squirt him with Autocrat syrup and push him in the Providence river?
TS
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 16:41:53 (EST)
and i don't want to see anymore name callin or threats of violence on this site. it's xmas time right? or i'll be forced to kick the fucking shit out of you little fucking fairys. i'll give you a pawtucket style beating you'll never forget beeatch.
flegg
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 16:38:33 (EST)
Yeah, what "Iron Chef" said, you get em Cheffie! Need a full report, grinds, faceplants, headers, etc.
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 16:28:10 (EST)
and who might you be?by the way for all you left wing commy pacifist fairys out there i've never even voted republican in my life. i guess if i don't share your outlook on life i'm a piece o' shit? and what band were you in? they were all good.
flegg
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 16:26:57 (EST)
I might be a "real douche bag" but you, fleggless ,paid $10 to see us all play at Lupo's.....douche bag Right Wing Fascist piece o'shit
"Iron Chef"
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 16:02:38 (EST)

help me please! all this testosterone boiling trough my blood is turning my brain into tofu!

the Nuge
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 13:12:14 (EST)
I pay people to change my oil. And tip when appropriate.
boris
- Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 12:23:23 (EST)
Republican Punk Rockers! Woooo hooooo. Ted Nugent has guys like Tommy Shaw in his stool.
Drugsy
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 11:24:44 (EST)
Kraut cars own, anyways. //M power.
The KOL
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 11:23:01 (EST)
ted nugent for president! i'd vote for him.he has chunks of liberals in his stool.anyone who does not like cars is a real douche bag.wormtown rules,right chez?well i'm off to go christmas shopping i'll check in later the PATS are gonna crush the jets like THE NUGE stepping on a liberals fucking head.
flegg
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 10:33:24 (EST)
Chong Lee got chunks of guys like Whitey in his stool. See below.

Don the Real Don, USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 09:51:55 (EST)
hey ladies, Dont forget that Nugent was in Damn Yankees...not exactly tough guy rock and roll...
"Iron Chef"
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 09:30:10 (EST)
YO,Flegg. You've got it right about Ted Nugent. He difinately can play a tune,like Cat scracth fever. These pussy's out here,don't apprciate good American value's, like hunting, fishing, rock and roll,and kicking some ass when we need to. If they don't like it I say we play some "WANGO E TANGO" and ship them off to the Cardinal Tap!!!!!
chez
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 09:28:45 (EST)
yup...I yelled it, but I didn't write it.....I'm a big phat liar when it comes to cars....It should've been "I wanna Skate"...cus that's where I'm off to now.....(31 degrees and sunny...."Skate Death, Skate Death, I just wanna die, a skate death.....jump off my roof, I'm still alive, I must skate to survive...."-VC
"Iron Chef"
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 09:27:03 (EST)
Chef, cars just get you there? I thought you "wanna drive"? You lied to us through song. I hate when people do that.
Chong
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 09:19:11 (EST)
yo whitey and chez got my back now boys, you is in some deep shit now bitches.this is gonna be fun. FOR SALE: 1990 pontiac bonneville sse runs great fully loaded everything works inspected until o4/05 nice car drives great could use a set of tires and c.d. does not workbut other than that it's good. any takers
flegg
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 09:02:00 (EST)
flegg = whitey = chef....what the f@#$!! I ain't fleg, or whitey...the only place I ever lived in Pawtucket was just one house in, at the end of Blackstone...I hate Bush, I'm not a homophobe....but I do like beer and the Ramones....and I don't give a rats ass about cars, they just get you there...as for the Nuge, he shreads on the fiddle, but his philosophies ain't for me...so Chong, you still suck.
"Iron Chef"
My only alias, DE USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 08:45:12 (EST)
or duffin's.

hey Loch Doon from Johnston am i dropping sammy for marleau? little help heah...

boris
- Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 08:06:31 (EST)
"YO Flegg" I say,we take all of these panty wearing,pinko commys,load them on a bus,drive them up to "WORM TOWN",and drop them off at the Chandler Street Cafe.
chez
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 07:51:13 (EST)
They should feed Sadam,a steady diet of nose cheese. That will get him to talk,his jaw will be flapping a mile a minute. "YO"
chez
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 07:41:12 (EST)
CHONG LEE RULE!
boris
- Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 07:29:11 (EST)
Hey! If they send Michael Jackson to prison,he'll be a white woman in male prison. "HEE HEE SHAMONE" "YO"
chez
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 07:28:21 (EST)
Website waves good-bye. flegg = whitey = chef. Don, that gross story. Lester, nice party, regardless of the lack of gum. Nice.
Chong
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 07:12:17 (EST)
Sometime when I pee I like to release bladder but clamp end of schlong to see how long I can last. It very painful. One time I get to second verse of american pie before releasing. I was most honor with myself. I am really Don.
Don From Johnston
USA - Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 06:57:17 (EST)
you punkass motherfuckers better stop fucking with flegg cause now he has backup. i will fuck all you punks up i take no shit i am O.G.i am not P.C. i will slap your fucking teeth down your throat chong lee malvo.malvo huh?you better get a rifle and climb in the trunk you fairy cause your gonna get the death penalty bitch.pawtucket boys take no shit you better start runnig now you fucking homo.i hang at duffis pub on division st. come on down if you dare punk!
whitey
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 22:22:28 (EST)
here's a headline i'd like to see WACKO JACKO NOT REALLY BLACKO LIKES TO GET BOYS INTO THE SACKO IF HE"S SENT UP WILL HE EVER COMEBACKO? IF HE"S AQUITTED WILL HE START SMOKING CRACKO?
flegg
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 22:10:53 (EST)
my hero ted nugent, what a great american we should all be just like him.and there is not a better guitar player around that is a fact.death to all martyrs.
flegg
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 22:06:52 (EST)
alright cruel Atwells I'm off possibly to get my @ss wrecked again...literally...
vic
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 18:50:36 (EST)
There were some scientists. Trying to figure out the Sasquatch riddle, Then they figured out it was a missing link. In search of Sasquatch, that was a kick-ass In Search Of with Leonard Nimoy kickin' out the jams...ha! He captured imagination, Of people all around the globe. His name was Sasquatch, so I'm told. His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe of the indian tribe. Apache tribe. Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch, he is real. Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot, now you know he's real. Listen real close to the audio tape, not human no you know he's real. Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit, no fuckin' way. No, you know he's real. Real, real, real real, real, real, really real, real. --Interrupted by J.B. & K.G. talking to Sasquatch-- Sasquatch, We know your legend's real. Sasquatch, We know your love is real. Sasquatch, You and Tenacious D, are...real.
the black yetoosy
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 18:43:56 (EST)
is that a sample?
boris
- Friday, December 19, 2003 at 18:28:59 (EST)
KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHERFVCKERS!!!

Spock rocks
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 18:27:57 (EST)
DOODY!!!!
spall ding
- Friday, December 19, 2003 at 18:25:56 (EST)
*


USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 18:19:14 (EST)
.

USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 18:09:32 (EST)
i liked it when the NOOGE broke the arrow in the dumbfuck two-faced smug jock douche's face...classic temper tantrum afterwords too
vic
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 18:08:04 (EST)
that vegan chick on the nugent show was a honey. way hotter than the other chick. she should have won. nuge is a stooge.
hungy bear
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 18:01:34 (EST)
Alas, lurking is done for me until Monday. Must now shop til I drop. Please email all present requests to
WR <nofvckinway@bahhumbug.com>
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 17:55:22 (EST)
I'm still here WR. And PGit is probably peeking every hour on the hour.
vic
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 17:51:15 (EST)
Wow--late night for you lurkers. I thought Friday night was only for me and the crickets. MJ, will we see you at Decatur tomorrow, too?
WR
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 17:37:36 (EST)
anyone hungy? that's right hungy, not hungry Lester

USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 17:33:29 (EST)
MJ=lover of grilled bits; btw, Dennis Miller when asked who inspires him in politics answers: George Bush; discuss(ting)
vic
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 17:25:15 (EST)
MJ says love to grill Shemane's fake tits and bubble headed rhetoric mechanically and robotically repeated from her ignorant husband.
MJ®
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 17:23:02 (EST)
In Search of Sasquatch now THAT was a kick-@ss In Search of...with Leonard Nimoy KICKIN' OUT THE JAMS! AIIIIIIEEE!
the black yeti
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 17:14:13 (EST)
Don Donaldo, what time tonight?
vic
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 17:00:24 (EST)
it's the fuckin' NUGE DOOOOOOODES! MJ=LOVE the NUGE and his fuckin' funny reality show that didn't last long
vic
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 16:57:59 (EST)
Now those are two long pigs I would love to kill and grill.
Don <mmm@tasty.com>
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 16:56:43 (EST)
Dan and Don?

WR
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 16:37:51 (EST)
PGit=uber peeker; and I am trying my best to forget that little episode
vic
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 16:32:47 (EST)
it's a shame. those are the real kodak moments.
PGIT
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 16:27:34 (EST)
speaking of Hormel Mr. Dirty...let's harken back to that dump I took earlier...
vic
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 16:23:22 (EST)

Appearing tonight @ Babe's....

Loostooler
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 16:16:24 (EST)
is that near the strait of hormel?
boris
- Friday, December 19, 2003 at 16:12:13 (EST)
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The U.S. Navy has intercepted a small vessel loaded with drugs in the Persian Gulf and seized 12 crew members, four of whom have "clear ties" to the al Qaeda terrorist group, Pentagon officials said Friday. The boarding took place Monday just inside the Strait of Hormuz by a team from the USS Decatur, a guided missile destroyer on patrol in the Persian Gulf. Found on board the 40-foot dhow, officials said, were 54 bags of hashish weighing 70 pounds each. The drugs would have a street value of between $8 million and $10 million, officials said. No shots were fired during the boarding and seizure of the crew and the contraband, they said. U.S. military officials would not describe the evidence leading them to conclude the links to al Qaeda. A written statement said only: "An initial investigation uncovered clear ties between the smuggling operation and al Qaeda."
vic
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 16:05:50 (EST)
I would like a Browning B.A.R....my uncle has one!
The KOL
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 16:02:17 (EST)
Nice set of matched Brownings here please Santa.
boris
- Friday, December 19, 2003 at 15:53:26 (EST)
Awwww!! Don and Dan formed their own club!
Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 15:28:55 (EST)
what you really need is a freakin' life
el mono
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 15:26:55 (EST)
I need one of these to wear on stage
Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 15:19:40 (EST)
there are also rings around URANUS
some dingleberry
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 15:17:32 (EST)
 
 
- Friday, December 19, 2003 at 15:15:53 (EST)
hey Lester...

USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 15:14:58 (EST)
not just ANYone walking into the Jose & Carmelo Main Street Market gets to walk out with the free 2004 calendar. standing in line, the headline of today's Pawtucket Times reads Man Hit With Tree -- Christmas tree hucked against some dood's face. Think it the dood's brother. Couldn't finish. Grim.
boris
- Friday, December 19, 2003 at 15:13:53 (EST)
Vic, I don't possess enough middle fingers to properly respond to you.
Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 15:13:45 (EST)
Headline of the week
Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 15:12:42 (EST)
i'll admit to sitting on the potty
vic's @ss
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 15:05:03 (EST)
by the way Lester, if you ever get on anyone for incorrect spalling ever again you shall be publicly flegged
vic
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 15:03:00 (EST)
geez, why'd ya invite that vic, he was all over me last time
the potty
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 15:02:56 (EST)
that black yeti takin' a dumper in the dumpster was funny; hey, is it me or is traffic out there fucking insane? discuss
that black yeti
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 15:01:19 (EST)
i'll start this one off, to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies, howz about some help, lurkers?
gonna tell ya little story 'bout an ol' Mean Joe,
out one day huntin' for a camel toe...

Jethro
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 15:00:46 (EST)
PGit, the evidence thankfully has been flushed away...far far away never to be posted on a website; Buzz Play...er...right...RIGHT...
vic
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 14:59:10 (EST)
i am not boris.
he who cannot be named
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 14:51:08 (EST)
fpr = shorthand for "for perhaps"
boris
spallogna, - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 14:46:21 (EST)
MJ's "has" gettin' geared up "fpr" the big city lights:



USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 14:42:50 (EST)
Big party tonight at BABE's? Fucking pottttttyyyyyyyyy! Ole MJ has to go to the big city early this afternoon, Hopefully that means his old has will be geared up fpr a return visit for the evening's festivities.
MJ®
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 14:29:28 (EST)
A REAL MAN?!! Must be a story about the ole Mean Joe...
MJ®
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 14:27:32 (EST)
same rag, P&J column this week is called "A Real Man". wtf.
boris
- Friday, December 19, 2003 at 13:51:53 (EST)
Since I still have the flu, I am going back to bed.
TS
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 13:51:32 (EST)
And, MJ, YES, I am moving to Miami. On Monday.
TS
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 13:50:57 (EST)
Also, Chong, I'll bring your DVDs to the Xmas party tonight. I've only watched the Cannibal Island one: the plot was a little shaky and the characters were pretty static, but the scene with the crocodile eating an arm was worth it all. And, of course, Stacy Keach. Rawr.
TS
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 13:50:17 (EST)
KOL - thanks for the body shop referral, the car is FINALLY fixed!
TS
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 13:47:51 (EST)
I am not a big fan of the Stereobirds, but good for them. Less mocking, more rocking or something like that. and MJ, I think "Gay ass=Yay ass!" is an album title waiting to happen.
Dan
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 13:40:32 (EST)
Without a doubt. Hands down. My favorite cookie! YUM!!!!!!!

Don, USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 13:28:25 (EST)
the black yeti prepares to strike...

Marlin Perkins
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 13:20:17 (EST)
rave on, vic, rave on...

Buddy Holly
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 13:15:23 (EST)
mmmm cokeies
Drugsy
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 13:08:46 (EST)
vic, dude! are you alright, man? you shouldn't have lit that match!!!

Roto-Rooter
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 13:07:23 (EST)
sugar cookies from the cookie jar in NPT
PG
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 13:00:06 (EST)
me like crunchy red bon-bons!

Cookie Monster
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 12:59:18 (EST)
otherbanditis:

the top 25 finalists in BuzzPlay.com’s Band Search 2003 were announced this week and the Stereobirds are at the top of the list. (Other locals include Illustrious Day, Turning Blue, Motormags, and Monty’s Fan Club.) If you remember, last year’s winner was M-80 and it proved to be a boon career-wise...

boris
- Friday, December 19, 2003 at 12:59:13 (EST)
Another albino turd story
Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 12:54:22 (EST)

"Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window!"

Craig's Dad
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 12:52:18 (EST)
doo doo
Googly goo
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 12:48:38 (EST)
Favorite cookie: peanut butter chocolate chip from Ocean Roasters. Favorite turd story: Drugsy's albino log. Maybe we can get that BSTC to repost the evidence...
MJ®
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 12:44:32 (EST)
Wait, I thought Bush flew the planes. He is a Top Gun pilot after all. No wait he was cowering in a cement rat hole just like Saddam. Now I'm all confused.
Smegg
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 12:37:48 (EST)
vic, you should submit the evidence.
PGIT
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 12:18:08 (EST)
oops. so much for html experiments
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
here's the link but it's not a big purple AARRGGHH



USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 12:11:54 (EST)
i knew this little story was a fake! oh, sure, the DAY AFTER they catch saddam the iraqi council finds "evidence" that atta trained in iraq with abu nidal and saddam was behind knocking down the trade center,blah,blah, but they won't say where this "evidence" came from!?!? it's just so sleazy, you know all the dimwits'll be like "wow, they got saddam" and pick up a newspaper for once, see the little crap@ss lie article, suck it up, and go around telling all the other dimwits "yeah, they found proof,duh, saddam did the towers,duh, yea for our crapmander-in-chief", and fvckin' monkey-nuts is on his way to stealing another election....i keed, i keed...
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 12:03:23 (EST)
WR, burning crotch=bad
vic
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 11:55:49 (EST)
hope you evacuated the bldg, Vic. Here's a description of me at the upcoming Decatur Christmas party.
WR
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 11:54:16 (EST)
UPDATE: vic did NOT make it out the front door; emergency plan in FULL effect; local sh!tter NOT entirely pleasant (at least not NOW)
vic
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 11:46:04 (EST)
New poll on fan site
WR
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 11:44:57 (EST)
One more pic of Chong and his subaru

Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 11:41:52 (EST)
Name the band--it's like a monkey, havin' a party
WR
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 11:41:14 (EST)
My favorite cookies

Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 11:38:10 (EST)
Hello cruel lurk! It's been a LOOOOOOOOONG time, but I was thinking of getting this for the Benny Crue for the holiday.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 11:35:59 (EST)
I'm going home in my rental vehicle to take THE biggest dump on earth.
vic
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 11:28:53 (EST)
Chong!

Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 11:27:12 (EST)
Favorite cookie of the day (week, year, life) Le Petit Ecolier in dark chocolate. what's yours?
WR
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 11:02:23 (EST)
HA! Introducing: The Big Shocker
Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 10:53:46 (EST)
Mean Joe Piggin?
Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 10:21:43 (EST)
Do you know what happened this week back in 1850? - California became a state. - The state had no electricity. - The State had no money. - Almost everyone spoke Spanish. - There were gun fights in the streets. So basically it was just like today except the women had real boobs.
Ahhhhhhhnold
- Friday, December 19, 2003 at 09:52:43 (EST)
Christianity is insanity. Jews are losers. And Muslims blow. Fear that axis of evil! The sun is reborn on sunday. Fuck all posers to the throne. Happy solstice
Sol Sister
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 09:49:54 (EST)
Chong family values.
Lobster
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 09:26:27 (EST)

Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 09:09:01 (EST)
SPALLCHECK-- taut = tout
Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 09:06:57 (EST)
Chevy readies their new "American Revolution" ad campaign to taut their patriotic new offerings, which include the South Korean-built Aveo, Euro-designed Malibu and Canadian-built Silverado.
Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 09:02:54 (EST)
Why doesn't the QOC lurk any more? Skeeeeeeeered?
Dexter(manly)
Bakefield, USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 08:37:48 (EST)
Fill out this short survey and get a free Guinness bar towel. Awesome.
Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 08:25:11 (EST)
Speaking of which, tonight is the X-mas party at the ironically named Fox Point bar I work at. Come one, come all. 6-Midnight. I can promise you that there will be an actual Benny Sizzler band member there! Ooh!
Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 08:04:34 (EST)
oh and sir lobster, unfortunately i'm being forced to get completely shitfaced at the Harborside Lestermania tomorrow night, so happy all that to you & kev.
boris
- Friday, December 19, 2003 at 07:42:06 (EST)
flegg, you the man. chong, you the man. joe, you the man. beer, you the man. vic, you the yeti. all y'all are the man. except patriots. please don't fuck up and fail to BE the man in the playoffs (rodney harrison got STIFFED).

bruins officially SUUUUCK.

happy christmas and by all means a healthy HEALTHY HEALTHY 2004 to all y'all lurkinG smelly-ass belligerent motherfuckers.

boris
- Friday, December 19, 2003 at 07:40:06 (EST)
Prospect Heights, Brooklyn? I used to live on the corner of Sterling and Washington. Right across from the infamous Tom's Diner.
Lester
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 07:12:30 (EST)
Caddyshack comes first and then everything else.Squeeze is the greatest band ever. Coffee is good, beer is better. Anyone who says no to the question "who wants cheese on their burger?" is a F-wad. Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger. Cars just get you from here to there, unless of course the car is a 1967 GTO which gets you from 0 to laid in 6.5 seconds. He who laughs last did not get joke. Malvo deseves 3-5. Help I'm stuck in fortune factory. Saddam should get at least 30 years. Pawtucket does have two sides and one is better than the other. Rumford has one side and it is awesome. Sometimes he who smelt it did not deal it but he who supplies always denies. Middletown has two sides, one to mix the concrete and one to lay it down. (or is that lie?). Christmas sucks. Snow sucks. MJ,Don,Lester,Vic,Boris,TS,PGIT,WR,Chef,Dexter man-ly,KOL,Croc,Flegg,JBOD,Dan,and Drugsy- Have a nice holiday. Peace in the Middle east- Chong Fucking Lee.
Chong Lee Malvo
USA - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 03:56:32 (EST)
My father hails from Prospect Heights. Discuss.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 22:54:13 (EST)
oh i almost forgot, beer is most excellent. especialy on saturdays when the PATRIOTS are playing,and all lawyers suck no matter where their from.
flegg
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 22:06:03 (EST)
there's two sides to pawtucket, the dump side and the good side,i live on the good side of course.there are many great people here and a lot of jerks too. thats true of anywhere i've ever been. the clash were great but the ramones started it all and rule. lynch should have brought more charge's. and driving is fun if you have the right ride.
flegg
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 22:02:43 (EST)
the clash were the best band ever, pawtucket is a dump but does have a lotta cool people -- most of whom are dominican or cape verdean. every lawyer from pawtucket is a goddam thief (harwood, lynch). lynch is embarrassing the whole state because he's too much of a pussy to indict "officials" when 100 people fucking die. he should be beheaded on the steps of the registry. yankee rednecks suck, television sucks and the more you drive the less intelligent you are. read a book.
boris
- Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 21:07:18 (EST)
not bad flegg...you only fucked up real bad on the Prez...and on that thought, good day cruel Atwells...good day...
vic
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 19:39:09 (EST)
chez where are you?
flegg
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 19:36:01 (EST)
great photo of the benny pub crowd. i like it,i like it a lot. political correctness sucks.michael jacksons a pedophile,lee boyd malvo is guilty and should die,saddam must die, president BUSH is doing fucking great,hot rods til u die, monster garage is the best show on television, THE RAMONES are the greatest band that ever walked the earth.THE HELLDORADOS are the greatest band that ever came out of pawtucket,samll block chevy is the greatest motor of all time, AC/DC is the greatest rock band ever,SUPERSUCKERS are now the greatest band in americaand thats about it. anyone want to add to this?
flegg
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 19:34:01 (EST)
feathered liiiiiike....dorothy hamill?
boris
- Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 19:27:37 (EST)
What's that ?The sound of the feathered boa up Vic's ass?
Schmegg
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 19:20:53 (EST)
chirp chirp...chirp chirp
cricket
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 19:13:43 (EST)
since it's definition day i'm gonna do alphabet day. there are only 4-5 english letters that are the same (written and spoken) in cyrillic. M, O and T are three. discuss.
boris
- Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 19:01:41 (EST)
clue me in on this "virtual dictator" biz. you gotta wear special shades, right?
boris
- Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 18:58:59 (EST)
Main Entry: Bo·ris III Pronunciation: 'bOr-&s, 'bor-, 'bär- Function: biographical name 1894-1943 czar of Bulgaria (1918-43); ruled as virtual dictator (1938-43)
vicster
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 18:32:36 (EST)
Main Entry: dil·ly Pronunciation: 'di-lE Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural dillies Etymology: obsolete dilly, adjective (delightful), perhaps by shortening & alteration from delightful Date: 1935 : one that is remarkable or outstanding
vebster
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 18:31:57 (EST)
Main Entry: dal·ly Pronunciation: 'da-lE Function: intransitive verb Inflected Form(s): dal·lied; dal·ly·ing Etymology: Middle English dalyen, from Anglo-French dalier Date: 15th century 1 a : to act playfully; especially : to play amorously b : to deal lightly : TOY 2 a : to waste time b : LINGER, DAWDLE synonym see TRIFLE, DELAY - dal·li·er noun
webster
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 18:31:13 (EST)
define dally
boris
- Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 18:27:36 (EST)
Actually Atwells was a nice place to get yer truck totalled. I only wish I'd dallied with el mono for minutes longer.
vic
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 18:05:39 (EST)
Yeah, whaddya get for actually COMPLETING the longest quiz ever? And who the fuck is Sebastian Haff and why is he looking at me like that? And Vic? How's that nice hit and run treatin' ya?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 17:40:27 (EST)
the cover of the Heaters record will be as follows:
Sebastian Haff
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 17:36:24 (EST)
Ghost face music killa.
D
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 17:32:45 (EST)
super music nerd
PG
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 17:13:47 (EST)
Major music nerd
WR
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 16:52:13 (EST)
SCENES FROM FLEGG's BAR:
Angry, Drunk, Poor
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 16:43:50 (EST)

Blink
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 16:39:31 (EST)
PS how'd someone get that picture of me pulling my woman's head our 'er ass?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 16:30:58 (EST)
Casual music nerd
MJ®
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 16:29:55 (EST)
How much of a music geek are you?
The KOL
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 16:16:26 (EST)
thank you for the attention to my POST
Howeird
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 16:11:39 (EST)

 
- Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 15:53:21 (EST)
WR, short answer: only when wearing ill-fitting footwear.
vic
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 15:45:10 (EST)
To hirple is to limp.
vic
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 15:44:16 (EST)
Main Entry: hal·lux Pronunciation: 'ha-l&ks Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural hal·lu·ces /'ha-l&-"sEz, 'hal-y&-/ Etymology: New Latin, from Latin hallus, hallux Date: 1831 : the innermost digit (as the big toe) of a hind or lower limb
vic
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 15:43:07 (EST)
Main Entry: pi·lose Pronunciation: 'pI-"lOs Function: adjective Etymology: Latin pilosus, from pilus hair Date: 1753 : covered with usually soft hair - pi·los·i·ty /pI-'lä-s&-tE/ noun
vic
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 15:42:25 (EST)
words words words
Beavis
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 15:39:49 (EST)
Vic, do your pilose halluxes cause you to hirple?
WR
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 15:11:30 (EST)
The PeniStretcher only weighs 160 g, can be applied inconspicuously and be worn in every day life.. No one will ever know!
Fleggfan
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 14:08:02 (EST)
or here...


USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 14:06:27 (EST)
chong and flegg captured in intense moment of "ultimate fighting showdown"

Howeird Cosell
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 14:04:25 (EST)
umm...penistrecher?
yes, that's what it says
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 13:57:15 (EST)

WR
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 13:32:20 (EST)
whoops?
boris
- Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 13:11:51 (EST)

The King of Lurk is on a sugar high
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 13:10:53 (EST)
no, but i found a poo

LITTLE pINK tOOTH
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 12:45:26 (EST)
anyone find a piglet?

USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 12:10:44 (EST)
that cow on the drums was as the kids say, "WHACK"...and what the hell was One Ton Shotgun and did they really put out FOUR records?
vic
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 12:08:36 (EST)
they =that
MJ
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 12:04:02 (EST)
Hey they wooden car boat is something else. Hey, who was trying post the self described hot picture and then broke the lurk? Hey is JBOD really the tool I think he is? Is TS really moving to MIAMI??!!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 12:03:23 (EST)

WR
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 11:58:23 (EST)
This is the quote "HOT" photo discussed earlier:

Viggsy
- Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 11:55:51 (EST)
Sebastian Haff?
WR
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 11:01:50 (EST)
Vic?
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 10:23:55 (EST)

Lobster
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 10:21:45 (EST)
"They say that cat Jack White is one bad mutha..."
Lester <ShutYour@Mouth.com>
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 10:17:09 (EST)
got an email reply from perceval just now. fuck it's like 7AM over there too. hopin' MJ's TRO (not the theodorable one or the oprah one or the gary coleman one) doesn't include proximity to lurkers.
boris
- Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 10:07:49 (EST)
Sure, WR, I can introduce you, just as soon as they lift that restraining order against me...okay, so I KNEW I'd get that 100'000th lurk gettin' cretin JBOD to crawl out of the woodwork. I fucking KNEW IT. JBOD you were a SHOTGUN fan? What a LOSER! And lastly, I'd pay good money to see an ultimate fighting match between Chong and Flegg down at the ole benefit street bub.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 09:57:57 (EST)
I like Chong's joke
Sebastian Haff
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 09:55:06 (EST)
Yeah TS, I noticed that as soon as I posted it. I was hoping no one would notice. Thanks for destroying that hope.
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 09:54:27 (EST)
MJ as long as you bring Viggo to the party you're welcome to attend
WR
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 09:54:02 (EST)
such a sensitive group this week. How about a group hug? It's the holidays people--cheer the fvck up! I think I'm in love with Viggo, too. MJ can you introduce me?
WR
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 09:48:12 (EST)
You mean the "FORTIES", Lester?
TS
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 09:43:53 (EST)
Four records?! What an idiot.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 09:43:08 (EST)
Here's a link for any gluten-allergic peekers out there: Burgers without buns.
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 09:09:58 (EST)
And Flegg that was a benefit show for Matt Botelho
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 08:57:37 (EST)
JBOD why not bring up your own topic?
boris
- Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 08:48:08 (EST)
Watch out, TS -- the nighttime temperture in Miami may drop into the FOURTIES this week! Oh, the humanity!
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 08:32:42 (EST)
Watch out, TS -- the nighttime temperture in Miami may drop into the FOURTIES this week! Oh, the humanity!
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 08:32:32 (EST)
Jeez you people are weird. So what if I got the 100,000th lurk? As to who I am, I saw you guys with NN and decided to check out the website. It was a surprise for me to see chil on the stage again. I was a big One Ton Shotgun fan (I have all FOUR of their records you know) so I checked this place out. You guys really rock but this page is lame as all you do is talk sports and politics and make fun of a chinese kid. So you can have your precious #100,000 back. I don't want it anymore.
JBOD
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 08:32:18 (EST)
"you're"
Schemer
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 07:57:06 (EST)
yo chong if you can't take a joke that's your problem.as far as pulling that tough guy shit your more than welcome to come on down to the benefit st pub in pawtucket. i hang there on friday nights.i doubt if you'll say that to my face you fucking punk.
flegg
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 07:46:18 (EST)
"If it had been called Operation Forrest Gump, I think that would have been front-page news."
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 07:17:15 (EST)
You know what Flegg? You suck. You are not funny and you have no friends. I almost feel sorry at you but not really. All you can do is come here and try to stir the pot with your racist jokes and stupid words? Remember, just because I can't grip the language of american does not mean I cant grip your neck and kill your white ass! My grandfather was a spitfire pilot for christ sakes. Someday I will be invited to a party that you are at and I will stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Now I have joke for you. Flegg goes into eye exam place and doctor says "Get the fuck out of my office you g@y @ss fuck"
Chong Lee Malvo
USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 06:04:22 (EST)
yes flegg, mags. no not jealous MJ though that's a cool story. he's a habs fan for dog's sake. and (more geek for WR) only got handed that movie gig after filming had already started. The Return of the Plan B King. he's OK but mumbles. more ups for his photography (which is pretty wild) and esp that publishing co which is pretty cool too. a renaissance man of sorts. not yr typical moviestar doosh.
boris
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 20:37:23 (EST)
nonsense is explained as most of the crap on this lurk.i have a good joke. a chinese guy goes to the eye dr. to get an exam. when their done th dr. say's i have bad news mr.chong lee you have cataracts and the guy say's no i don't me drive rinkin continental!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
flegg
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 20:32:03 (EST)
anybody know if that band pic is the motormags? that fucking blonde haired dude plays a mean fucking guitar.i did a gig once with them at the met when i played in a band called MY WAY with gene-o and his wife. i think it was a benefit show for someone that died. i can't remember
flegg
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 20:11:17 (EST)
"Please explain nonsense"
Situ Ation Ist
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 20:09:23 (EST)
what the fuck is this chong lee shit? someone please explain this nonsense.
flegg
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 19:53:50 (EST)
Yes. yes. Hit me with the spallcheck. I'm waiting. You're =YOUR. And one last time, ANYBODY SEEN A WALLET??!!
MJ® is GOD
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 18:59:15 (EST)
And lastly, this Defecatur party, might I find people of interest there should I grace that shack with my presence?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 18:57:25 (EST)
Oh and Boris? You're precious boyfriend from the Lord of the rings movie? Yah, well he took a picture of me. And it's SO HOT! So yeah, I know him and I'm tight with him and i bet I could ring him up.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 18:55:47 (EST)
First of all. You fucking homophobes are LAME! Gay Ass =YAY Ass. Just ask me. And B) Who the fuck is this JBOD asshole who got the 100,000th lurk sometime round o dark thirty? JBOD is someone whom I believe sucks and he should have his lurking privileges revoked!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 18:53:15 (EST)
WR, yes I will be in attendance at the Festivus Decatur. Although, the only thing that's making it a 'party' is the decoration, no? any other time, it would be 'drinking on saturday'. i'll wear something festive.
Polyurethane Gets In The -eyes-
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 18:23:06 (EST)
Cover cover band, cover band
Gimmicks
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 18:04:47 (EST)
there was a song once called i & i pesticide...ask drugsy about it
vic
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 17:55:29 (EST)
don't think anyone'll quibble if you call it pesticide.
boris
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 16:37:06 (EST)
Perhaps Hinckley will not recover from his mental illness before attempting presicide again
WR
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 16:23:09 (EST)
The KOL is slightly nervous about all this.
The King of Lurk
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 16:20:33 (EST)
WOW, I bet you even knew Viggo was married to Exene!
WR
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 16:17:34 (EST)
got geek i ain't even used yet
boris
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 16:15:30 (EST)
HMMM...Lester's recent post gives me some ideas.... And Boris, you are a GEEK
WR
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 16:12:27 (EST)
so, poking around perceval press site which is run by viggo a.k.a. Aragorn. nice L7, DJ Bonebrake, Exene, Dave Alvin links, etc etc. then i see it. the king of return of the king is a frickin habs fan. D'OH!
boris
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 16:03:08 (EST)
B's knees
 
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 15:56:00 (EST)
naturally followed by bush saying to doctor "Gee, never heard of Suckenzee Disease before."
boris
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 15:48:02 (EST)
The Modern Drunk Woman's Guide to Dating:

#19. "If you are dating a man who is more than 10 years younger than you, you must always be in control. You must tell him where to eat, where to shag and when to wear your underwear. And oh, I’m really jealous."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 15:03:59 (EST)


no.
boris
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 14:48:44 (EST)
Become a private space tourist
WR
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 14:43:13 (EST)
dirty, I'll let you know when little green men are heading this way...WR, wow...whatever...PGIT, are you no longer in training?
vic
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 14:15:03 (EST)
From to BostonDirtDog site:
"John Henry is on the verge of signing Barry Zito for the 5th starter spot in the Red Sox rotation saying 'you can never have enough pitching.'"

That can't be true... could it?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 14:14:55 (EST)


You see, an enema in the old days was a lot more involved and often required the presence of another to execute this manuever properly.
Fuckin A Right
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 13:54:24 (EST)
Vic my source is to remain anonymous--www.whatevermagazine.com
WR
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 13:31:18 (EST)
...and after several hours down it's fixed. which means vic controls 3 of the 4 largest telescopes on earth. oddly comforting.
boris
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 12:47:01 (EST)
veek mine SETI esta spaghetti. did you break the telescope again?
boris
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 12:33:21 (EST)
Chong is a bonafide fudge packer? Well I'll be. And by the way Chong Lee Malvo, the 100k-th lurk is in the past buddy (lee).
vic
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 12:04:27 (EST)
DAMN YOU LESTER!!!!!
Chong Lee Malvo
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 11:59:46 (EST)

Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 11:57:58 (EST)
I would love to waste these punks!

The King of Lurk Hates the Kids!
The KOL
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 11:38:21 (EST)


Mmmmmm, Boothill bertha. She's all mine!
Chong Lee Malvo
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 11:38:09 (EST)
And nobody has claimed the 100,000th lurk yet!
Chong Lee Malvo
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 11:37:09 (EST)
Chong's "significant other"

Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 11:35:26 (EST)
what peeking must've occurred over the midnight hour...fucking 100k and BEYOND...
BLACKSQUATCH
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 11:33:05 (EST)
PGIT dammit if you find said cockwallet, please return to owner ASAP...and WR, WTF...where the...who the...jezuz dog
vic wallet
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 11:31:59 (EST)
Lester and his "significant other"


Chong Lee Malvo
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 11:14:30 (EST)
i'd opt for LE-13. very dangerous, what with his being a southpaw (thus deadly), plus the mighty mullet making his head appear much larger. just don't hit that beyootiful couch.
boris
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 11:08:57 (EST)
A holiday gift idea for Dan.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 10:47:42 (EST)
Arnold is at it again.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 10:44:34 (EST)
Saddam not hiding but a captive?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 10:37:38 (EST)
hey wait a minute...i can actually see the drummer. a foist!
boris
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 09:57:54 (EST)

WAKEFIELD REGULAR
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 09:51:17 (EST)
Lesters Christmas List:

1. F.I.D'S tickets

2.Anything SKA

3. RISK (Love Mound special edition)


Chong Lee Malvo
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 09:44:45 (EST)
Chong's christmas shopping list:

1. The LoveMound
2. An extra LoveMound
3. RISK (Army of Darkness Special Edition)

Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 09:24:39 (EST)


my christmas shopping list:
  1. RISK (Lord of the Rings Special Edition)
  2. New Hotspur owners
  3. Clue (NOT board game)

boris
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 08:39:27 (EST)
"100 Things to do with Your Girlfriend of Boyfriend - Instead of 'It'"

#9. Pray together
#27. Play Monopoly
#45. Have a burping contest.
#61. Read 1 Corinthians 13.

Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 08:33:56 (EST)


BostonDirtDogs.com is reporting that there's a tentative press conference scheduled for Thursday. It also has the transcript of Millar's interview on SportsCenter last night.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 08:13:58 (EST)
yeah that's the one everyone's quoting but the very-reputable chitown sun-times mentions -- reasonably -- that it would put the chisox even farther over their budget than they are now.....
boris
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 08:05:57 (EST)
Details on the Nomar-Maggs deal. To quote Mel Allen: "How about that!!"
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 08:02:52 (EST)
Someone please define "cockwallet"
Merriam
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 07:58:55 (EST)
WR = William Radcliffe?
me
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 07:56:08 (EST)
lester you seeing all these chisox/nomah/maggs/williamson/kim rumors? cuckoo.
boris
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 07:55:52 (EST)
RIP - Jeanne Crain
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 07:54:39 (EST)
Attorney General John Ashcroft's fined for campaign for campaign finance violations during his 2000 Senate run. You may recall that he lost this race to a dead guy.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 07:41:47 (EST)

Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 07:37:32 (EST)
"I'm getting sick and tired of seeing those things happening. Something has to be done, he's too good of a player to have people run into him. We've got to protect our goaltenders."
Claude Julien
- Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 07:30:52 (EST)
Hey Neat! It says I'm lurker #100,000! That's pretty cool if you ask me.
JBOD
USA - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 05:34:43 (EST)
Must have fallen out of his pink vinyl pants.
Suzy Hotspots
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 23:35:57 (EST)
i think vic's lookin' for a cockwallet
PG
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 22:48:18 (EST)
poll for chef
okay
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 21:02:56 (EST)
dirty, toe the pink line; on that note, gotendag cruel log...gotendag
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 18:54:38 (EST)
i know, i know
boris
- Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 18:29:46 (EST)
my goalie coach just said "check the lurk" and OMIGOD! WHOLE "FAMN DAMILY". i swear. that was so funny i had a henchman jerk me off onto my 14" radio shaq monitor. anyone know how to clean off essence of ukrainus?
boris
- Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 18:26:58 (EST)
a) Lester, b) Tool Bandit-at-Large
passing semblance?
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 18:21:20 (EST)
what, do people actually go home and have dinner with the whole famn damily?
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 18:08:20 (EST)
SASQUATCH...you...and Tenacious D...are...reeeal...
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 18:01:17 (EST)
if my paddlers ever fit into a pair of EEE size stilletoes, emphasis on the TOES, dirty, snap that chocolately chalk line...wait a minute...make it, snap that pink flamingo
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 17:48:13 (EST)
I'm off to get a flu shot
TS
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 17:32:14 (EST)
Vic, how many times must I tell you?

TS
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 17:31:47 (EST)
WHAT? Sorry, Vic, I left out the Motormags by mistake! Sasquatch shoes available online
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 17:15:08 (EST)
are the Sure Sized Sneaker Sants's secret initials "W" and "R"?
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 16:56:49 (EST)
Tutorial for BS, FIDS, Ellison, Sleazies, and any other lazy, good-for-nothing, wrock b@nds out there.
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 16:43:49 (EST)
Hey guys, thanks fo all the neat job offers. Unfortunatly, I'm too old, and dont have the Bachelors degree required for the CIA Post. I sent a resume to the Stool Fairy...I'll keep my fingers crossed. And I do work at Burger King making flame broiled Whoppers, wearing paper hats...why do you have to make fun of me. And, where the hell is my name on the current poll?
"Iron Chef"
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 16:43:28 (EST)
vic how the hell can one possibly snap a decent chalkline when said chalkline is shaped not unlike a pink slingshot.
hemi-boris
- Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 16:21:36 (EST)
two things about that crotch-eating cretin...first off, does he look 18 to you? secondly, it fucking worked! I WILL BE JIGGERED!
the black yeti
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 16:01:19 (EST)
here is a nature shot of the elusive black yeti "rubbing one out":

Marlin Perkins
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 15:35:17 (EST)
As Plectrum would say -- "Oh, Driver!"

Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 15:29:28 (EST)
Yeah, Lester get with the program. That picture of me vomiting is from the going away party I had the LAST time I moved away from Providence.
TS
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 15:27:08 (EST)
TS gets dressed for her party.

Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 15:26:10 (EST)
At least it was my own underwear this time.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 15:25:31 (EST)
Lester eats breakfast:

Cap'n Crunch
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 15:23:10 (EST)
Ah Lester, you are falling behind. I got that BK email LAST week.
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 15:21:13 (EST)
ok I'll be honest...that is not entirely not a turn on...
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 15:20:52 (EST)
Here's the link, Vic.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 15:19:10 (EST)
Something for Vic to rub one out to

Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 15:11:31 (EST)
me

USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 15:08:55 (EST)
and another zinger
BEAKTOR
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 15:05:20 (EST)
Lester's new tattoo.

TS
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 15:05:12 (EST)
Chef at his current job.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 15:03:21 (EST)
Lester now taking it hard in the underpants.
victor
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:58:08 (EST)
I seen you Lester

Plectrum, USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:53:44 (EST)

Gay ET
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:51:45 (EST)
Lester on a date

USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:48:58 (EST)
Lester making a few bucks on his way to my going away party.

TS
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:48:30 (EST)
fvckin' a, Lester. u r most awful (i mean awesome) lurker! You rule!
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:47:38 (EST)
Here's Chef's dream job.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:47:33 (EST)
can someone please put Lesta in his place? he's on a GD roll...
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:43:31 (EST)
Work with me on this one, lurkers-that Jim Post dude? I did a PAINTING of him for a cassette cover singing "learn not to burn" fire safety songs! I shit you not. Larger prooduct shot N/A.-MJ

USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:40:13 (EST)
There were some scientists tryin' to figure out the Sasquatch riddle...then they figured out it was the missing link...In Search of Sasquatch, that was a kick-@ss In Search Of! With Leonard Nimory, kickin' out the jams!
the black yeti is real
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:39:50 (EST)
at least i wear my own damn team colors. always. except at benny gigs. btw just found cheffy's perfect gig.
boris
- Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:39:39 (EST)
TS after her going away party?

Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:38:07 (EST)
This may be the headline of the YEAR.
TS
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:36:56 (EST)
I see Lester finally got a picture of boris' five hole.
Don
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:36:49 (EST)
Hey! I found a wallet once...
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:36:05 (EST)
"librarian have a life outside & we are not boring people" (Just a little bored, though)

wr
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:35:55 (EST)
For real-new poll up. Now we really see who is most awesome lurker!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:34:07 (EST)
Isn't it enough that the entire state is cursed with bad taste?
TS
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:31:00 (EST)
Did anybody lose a wallet?
El Negra
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:28:44 (EST)
Lester's new solo album, in stores NOW!

TS
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:28:22 (EST)
follow up headline: New Study Finds French are Assholes
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:26:45 (EST)
TS, do they have the flu in Salami Beach? WR, I'm lookin' for a pair of kicks that actually fit. BTW, does PGIT just peak these days and occasionally post a rare wittigism?
vic, what you lookin' fer?
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:24:56 (EST)
So Mean Joe has lurk-scanning henchmen at his beck and call. Hmmm. What to do about that.
boris
- Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:23:56 (EST)
One of my esteemed colleagues here in the meat world told me I might want to pull myself away from the meat and "check the lurk". I only have one question, how do you remove Hershey Kiss splatter from a 21" monitor?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:20:11 (EST)

TS
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:19:32 (EST)
Did you not read the poll results, Lester? I AM MOST AWESOME LURKER & you will die! Vic, are you lookin', & lookin', & lookin' for something you ain't had before?
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:18:55 (EST)
No bathroom trail, Vic, thanks for asking. Chills all weekend and Bette Davis voice today. WR - best going away present you can give me is to take the Mac
TS
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:15:50 (EST)
WR?

Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:14:56 (EST)
those are two of the funniest GD pics posted in succession in quite some time
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:07:55 (EST)
oh yeah, Lestah. Nice one
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 14:07:39 (EST)
Mean Joe?

Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 13:59:20 (EST)
Typical Leafs fan.

Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 13:55:35 (EST)
Chong Lee no invitee to Defecatur xmas partee
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 13:34:55 (EST)
dirty, concur; PGIT, you peakin'? WR, you gettin' Uncle Vic a new set o' kicks for xmas? TS, you wearin' a path to the restroom?
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 13:30:33 (EST)
Hey PGIT you attendin' the festivities SAT? Perhaps we can kick some @ss together (I have to think up a few targets--oh wait, got 1 regular freak in mind!) What type of going away present are you in need of, TS? A little thera-flu perhaps? Maybe this is just the punch in the gut you needed to make you stay in lil Rhody!
WR
USA - Tuesday, Decembe