lurkive 14nov-9dec 2003

WR
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 14:16:36 (EST)

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You losers with your PCs. Windows players are for losers.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 13:51:01 (EST)

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...you are right, maybe the cutest thing ever.Thanks for the happy posting.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 12:56:04 (EST)

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this has got to be the cutest thing ever
i believe in dog
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 12:25:28 (EST)

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Chong?
pitcher AND catcher!
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 12:13:04 (EST)

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Donu:

boris
- Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:45:05 (EST)

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Sometimes pictures hurt more than words, Chong.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:42:13 (EST)

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MJ.
Chong
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:32:43 (EST)

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PLECTRUM.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:23:23 (EST)

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why
boris
- Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:21:55 (EST)

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It came from the internet silly.
Chong's Subaru
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:20:15 (EST)

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Yes Plectrum, with typical audience reaction on the couch.
Mail Order Don
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:19:56 (EST)

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Plectrum.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:19:22 (EST)

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Holy holiday weekend! A real man finally logs on. Hey Chong, where tha fuck did that Boneyard insert come from? What smell, Boris? Lester, KIM is #4! And was that REALLY THE PETE BURR WHO SIGNED ON THIS WEEKEND???!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:15:29 (EST)

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Plectrum?
Lester
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 09:45:37 (EST)

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Lawrence Taylor used to send hookers to opposing teams rooms to tire them out before games.
Lester
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 09:24:51 (EST)

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the costner logo remains unfuckedwith. nice. MJ, what's that smell?
boris
- Monday, December 01, 2003 at 08:54:04 (EST)

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"Whoa baby I'm thinkn about your spam purse"
Lester
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 08:31:09 (EST)

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Look into my sunken eyes!

Chong's Subaru
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 08:24:57 (EST)

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Oh, and only 76 days until pitchers and catchers report.
Lester
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 08:00:00 (EST)

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Pedro, Schilling, Lowe, Wakefield, and . . .
Lester
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 07:57:39 (EST)

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Hey Pats, My sphincters getting a work out with you guys lately, how 'bout putting the Dolphins away early and often. Anybody got any extra exlax for Boris? He was asking earlier.
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 21:54:31 (EST)

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seems to be an afternoon full of mixed up pass interference, holding calls
wr
USA - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 17:31:13 (EST)

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Sure is a great year to be a New England Sports fan. Go Pats!!
"Iron Chef"
USA - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 16:36:31 (EST)

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****NEWSFLASH****
Biologists have linked a mysterious, underwater farting sound to bubbles coming out of a herring's anus. No fish had been known to emit sound from its anus nor to be capable of producing such a high-pitched noise.
CLICK FOR HERRING FART!

article here
Don Ho
USA - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 15:17:09 (EST)

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well...

USA - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 11:01:54 (EST)

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Maybe. Are you?
TS
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 15:53:06 (EST)

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yes, he is
PGIT
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 15:11:33 (EST)

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Hey Completeblurr, are you at the bar tonite?
TS
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 14:25:07 (EST)

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Mrs.Sullivan is recovering brilliantly, things appear fine for now.
completeblurr
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 13:32:56 (EST)

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GO PATRIOT"S!!!!!!!!
flegg
c.f., r.i. USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 13:18:21 (EST)

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4 Arms to Stab You
The Psychos
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 11:43:40 (EST)

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4=Timmlin you mo!
Frank Carpano
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 10:55:16 (EST)

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Anyone know the status of George Sullivan's mom?
"Iron Chef"
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 10:24:34 (EST)

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Ummmmm 1-2-3? Is the 3 Lowe? We almost have a good 1-2-3-4. When you consider wake had a better season than Lowe as far as era goes. Now if we can just trade nomar for a-rod and manny for shiny new spikes for everyone's shoes we're all set! Basketball sucks. Give me my base.
JBOD <joeybagofdoh!nuts@tvtunes.com>
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 07:19:14 (EST)

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 As for “The Cat in the Hat,” she said, “There’s something sad about a beloved icon for children becoming a shill for corporate products.”
Mrs. Clause
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 22:27:10 (EST)

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Dexter--a hello right back at ya from la casa de la head buzz--aka woodi & eben's. no striped bass for dinner tonight tho--we had the other white meat
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 21:46:11 (EST)

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Hi Dexter, I miss baseball already too. I do. PS- I got a shirt with your name all over it at home....
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 21:33:57 (EST)

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Shilling's coming to Boston. Not a bad 1-2-3 punch for the Sox, how many days til pitchers and catchers show up?
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 20:50:42 (EST)

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I chew pitch gum. On the outside, let's say of the ponderosa pine, sometimes pitch oozes out. Runny pitch is no good to chew. Hard, brittle pitch is no good. But in between there exists a firm, slightly crusted pitch with such a flavor. This is the pitch I chew.
the Log Lady
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 20:48:14 (EST)

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USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 20:33:12 (EST)

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Listen here brother, this here is a lefty commie pinko friendly lurk and if you don't like it you can just go and log in to the...
BSTC
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 20:05:05 (EST)

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i'm here

Kilroy
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:48:01 (EST)

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what' wrong with living in a trailer? i love it'if you don't like where you live you can just hook up your truck to it and move to the next trailer park! yeeeeehaaaaaa!!!!
flegg
bucket, ri USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:42:32 (EST)

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Rednecks = worst grammar and spelling
GRAMCHECK
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:25:17 (EST)

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Flegg's just mad cuz George Bush didn't show up at his trailer for the 10 minute Thanksgiving day photo op.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:19:19 (EST)

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Hello, anybody still here?
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:16:23 (EST)

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I'd prefer free drinks flegg. As for free speech, s'all in the delivery.
what is vic still doing here?
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:09:14 (EST)

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i guess i'm not allowed to have my own opinion.oh well so much for free speech eh vic?
flegg
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 18:37:13 (EST)

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good day cruel lurk good day to all except that fucknut flegg
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 18:23:06 (EST)

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WR, down to Davy Jones' locker...back in a week...
the dark yeti
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 18:06:11 (EST)

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how about i cave your fucking head in first?
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 18:05:38 (EST)

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Is the SETI yeti heading back to outer space?
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 18:04:33 (EST)

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go fuck yourself
flegg
bucket, ri USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:56:42 (EST)

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WTFLEGG?
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:55:14 (EST)

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flegg your george bush ass kissin' ass is grass
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:48:23 (EST)

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you anti-self defense weenie's need to get a life. if you fuck with this country you get dead real quick. if you don't like it why don't you move to france where they lay down and spread their ass cheek's as soon as someone look's at them crosseyed. this country would not even exsist if not for the military. so fuck off you fucking coward's'if you truly believe in your ideal's then show some ball's and move the fuck out!!!!!
flegg <tremkoff@cox.net>
bucket, ri USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:44:28 (EST)

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NOT that that's fossilized dinosaur fecal material or anything...
ps
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:42:02 (EST)

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MJ this is more your style...

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:37:08 (EST)

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what rollover you talkin' 'bout Willis? and everyone knows goth teenagers make the best dog owners
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:32:39 (EST)

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WR, where I'm goin' there tain't no libraries...
veek
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:31:00 (EST)

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1) how the HELL does that dum ass Vic know how to make a rollover like that?! And b) oh you KNOW when it's human waste. 3) no doggie for me WR, she went back to the dazed and confused goth teenager who was standing roadside crying....
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:30:17 (EST)

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I don't recall any permission granted to leave the lurk for one whole week--you know most public libraries will let you lurk for sometimes up to an hour? AH yes, so much you don't know about the library.
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:27:59 (EST)

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yeah well you'll all be sorry when you don't have vic to KICK around next week...all damn week...
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:22:49 (EST)

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In the Bedroom? Too heavy for today. I'm watching Dazed and Confused and making pumpkin soup
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:12:46 (EST)

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how...do you know it was...er...human...?
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:11:19 (EST)

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Another dog MJ? HOw many is it now? If there are more than 2, I may just have to head to the shelter tomorry and pick me up one named Tuffer and add to my own menagerie. How's that for a major distraction--more dogs stepping on my head in the morning? besides, what happened to the relatives this evening? there are several other movie choices in my hands as we ?speak? (blog, communicate, bs, whatever)--sad dog fighting movie (amores perros), Liev Schreiber flick, and the Facets choice for best picture 2001 (over that crap beautiful mind) In the bedroom.
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:54:30 (EST)

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See, I jist git in from helping two Portsmouth cops catch a small shepard mix running in and out of 4 lane traffic for a half hour, right? I won cuz I'm the one who caught her, right? Well seems she had taken a shine to some post thanksgiving human waste and gave it a roll and now I'm permeated with the crap. But the dog survived and it's all good.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:36:55 (EST)

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Excellent choice. I will be @ home doing nothing, I think.
Major Distraction
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:35:16 (EST)

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I don't got no pie, WR, but I DO have human excrement caked under my fingernails.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:32:44 (EST)

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less than 2 hours left--looking forward to a Rushmore evening with a little of the kids are alright--anyone got any leftover pumpkin pie they want to share? Will travel for pie
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:25:02 (EST)

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Vic!

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:17:19 (EST)

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foxy!
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:12:37 (EST)

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Vic's lady.

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:10:43 (EST)

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well it's more along the lines of this...

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:05:46 (EST)

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vic knows how to treat a lady:

lucky MJ
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:54:41 (EST)

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this is a toughie: which one of these fellers just blew a load in his tight whites?

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:47:53 (EST)

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sponduliks=croc's orgasmic moan after takin' a whiff o' my brown and yellas
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:43:41 (EST)

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WMD:


USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:42:57 (EST)

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mj i will blow ye like the mightly north wind...as for the spondulik, think of it as a unit of compensation...and it comes in a giant wad
eek
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:42:06 (EST)

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please define:
"sponduliks"
kinky fondue??
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:38:13 (EST)

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Vic, bloe me.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:36:07 (EST)

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invent the unbreakable stick then sit back and count the sponduliks
veek
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:27:31 (EST)

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PC LOAD LETTER--WTF? It's been an office space kind of week--I celebrate the man's entire catalog!
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:23:26 (EST)

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Mickey O'Rourke takes over for Jeff Goldblum in The Fly 3
Casting Director <can't watch@fly.poop>
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:20:03 (EST)

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AND, I bet WR is only taking it so she can bash it in with a baseball bat a la Office Space.
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:15:59 (EST)

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MJ, I'd be more inclined to carve a headstone for the damn thing if it had been more interested in utilizing its malfunctioning modem.
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:08:54 (EST)

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WR - Really? It's all yours. I got it for free from RISD, but I can't get online with it, I don'thave a printer, and it only saves on floppys. WTF.
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:05:34 (EST)

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TS, a fucking MAC is going to the CURB?!! What, you one of them PC traitors now???? Don't you know you're supposed to burn the old and tattered Mac and give it a proper burial?
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:04:56 (EST)

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maybe you should try a harder stick,vic
Butty Rich
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:01:15 (EST)

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yes and i promptly done broke it
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:53:04 (EST)

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Did Vic get the drumstick?
Captain Obvious
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:48:15 (EST)

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thanks for the "condensed version" jesus dog
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:46:45 (EST)

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Hey TS, I'll take it.
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:43:29 (EST)

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Anyone want a free Power Mac 7300 (OS 9.0) with Illustrator (7.0, I think), Photoshop (5.0?), Quark, Flash, Dreamweaver, etc etc etc? The downside is the TCP/IP connection, no zip drive, and no CD burner.
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:36:11 (EST)

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don't forget to wear clean shorts!
Dookie Ellington
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:33:11 (EST)

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mine is the only horn that deserves blowin'
"Baby Shanks" Basie
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:22:38 (EST)

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In spectacular vote-winning form, he posed with a platter of roast turkey. And for 10 minutes he dished out mashed potatoes and corn to the the 1st Armoured Division and the 82nd Airborne Division.
10 whole minutes!
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:15:24 (EST)

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AND, if you blow the right horn, you can get backstage for free.
Ella Titsgerald
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:14:49 (EST)

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Bukowski's is also dope, a handy stop on the way back from the regatta. if you don't know it, go south on Mass Av. from cambridge, left on Boylston just after the virgin megastore, and it's 1 block on yer right, neon dead author's club sign. try Delirium Tremens, its got pink elephants and dancing crocodiles on the label...
boozebo
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:09:29 (EST)

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the Regattabar is dope, croc. if you like ginger beer try the dark and stormys, they got the best(you hafta ask for lime) get your tic stamped BEFORE the show if u park in hotel garage and it's $5
jazzbo
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:02:36 (EST)

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BTW cheffy for a while if you went into Bukowski (a.k.a. Dead Author's Club or Bar or something) in back bay and said "Nobody can eat paste like me" to the right barkeep, you drank for free for at least a half-hour. sometimes more if the barkeep would forget. since they have over 100 kinds of beer, it got....visited. GREAT dump.
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:00:42 (EST)

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article here
condensed version:
"Although tyranny, because it needs no consent, may successfully rule over foreign peoples, it can stay in power only if it destroys first of all the national institutions of its own people."
Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

"American imperialism used to be a fiction of the far-left imagination," writes the English journalist Madeleine Bunting, "now it is an uncomfortable fact of life."

From Cato to Cicero, the slogan of Roman leaders was "Let them hate us so long as they fear us."

Although Bush did not name every single one, his hit-list of sixty possible target countries was an escalation over Vice President Dick Cheney, who in November 2001, said that there were only "forty or fifty" countries that United States wanted to attack after eliminating the al Qaeda terrorists in Afghanistan.

He added an assertion that is demonstrably untrue but that in the mouth of the president of the United States on an official occasion amounted to the announcement of a crusade: "Moral truth is the same in every culture, in every time, in every place."

Through its actions, the United States seems determined to bring about precisely the threats that it says it is trying to prevent. Its apparent acceptance of a "clash of civilizations"--wars to establish a moral truth that is the same in every culture--sounds remarkably like a jihad, even to its basis in Christian fundamentalism. Bush seems to equate himself with Jesus Christ in his repeated statements (notably on September 20, 2001) that those who are not with us are against us, which duplicates Matthew chapter 12, verse 30, "He that is not with me is against me."

The American budget dedicated to international affairs allocates 93% to the military and only 7% to the State Department, and does not have much flexibility left for further military adventures.

After reviewing the cases, the agency has classified 168,011 applicants as "disabled veterans." In light of these deaths and disabilities, the casualty rate for the first Gulf War is actually a staggering 29.3%.
But the evidence--including abnormal clusters of childhood cancers and birth defects in Iraq and also in the areas of Kosovo where the U.S. used depleted-uranium weapons in the 1999 air war--points primarily toward DU. Moreover, simply by insisting on employing such weaponry, the American military is deliberately flouting a 1996 United Nations resolution that classifies DU ammunition as an illegal weapon of mass destruction.
The Pentagon admits that it left behind at a bare minimum 320 metric tons of DU on the battlefield. One study of Gulf War veterans showed that their children had a higher possibility of being born with severe deformities, including missing eyes, blood infections, respiratory problems, and fused fingers.
he replied to a question by the Washington Post journalist Bob Woodward, "I'm the commander--see, I don't need to explain--I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."
The second half of Thomas Jefferson's old warning--"When the government fears the people, there is liberty; when the people fear the government, there is tyranny"--clearly applies.
To equal current U.S. expenditures, the military budgets of the next twenty-seven highest spenders would have to be added together.
Estimates of the likely cost of the war vary widely. In 2002, President Bush's first chief economic adviser, Lawrence Lindsey, guessed that attacking Iraq--an economy somewhat smaller than that of Louisiana's--would require around $140 billion, but this figure already looks too small.The first Gulf war cost about $61 billion. However, American allies such as Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Germany, Japan, and South Korea chipped in some $54.1 billion, about 80% of the total, leaving the U.S.'s financial contribution a minuscule $7 billion. Japan alone contributed $13 billion.In my judgment, American imperialism and militarism are so far advanced and obstacles to its further growth have been so completely neutralized that the decline of the U.S. has already begun.There is only one development that could conceivably stop this cancerous process, and that is for the people to retake control of Congress, reform it and the election laws to make it a genuine assembly of democratic representatives, and cut off the supply of money to the Pentagon and the Central Intelligence Agency. That was, after all, the way the Vietnam War was finally brought to a halt.Without root and branch reform, Nemesis awaits. She is the goddess of revenge, the punisher of pride and arrogance, and the United States is on course for a rendezvous with her.
a little light reading
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:53:20 (EST)

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Chong, what do you do that you can watch movies? If you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you? Yeah. Great. Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour. Da-uh? Space out? Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:47:47 (EST)

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croc, that ain't no band. 19 pieces? flippin' kansas city orchestra. you bastid.
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:40:24 (EST)

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due to a friend leading me on a merry chase last night, I happened to hear Eric in the Evening on WGBH offer up some tix for a Saturday show at the Regatta Bar in Boston. We're talking mega-swank (not shank). I was the correct caller so I iz destined for the Bean Town Saturday. It's a tribute thingy for Count Basie's old routine.
Swingin’ the Blues–Basie and Beyond:
Kendrick Oliver and The New Life Jazz Orchestra with Monica Lynk and special guest Kevin Mahogany. Mostest awesomest thing to happen to me since a certain panty sniffing incident. And this probably won't result in a heavy regimen of antibiotics and permanent scarring of my nasal cavity.
croc
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:26:41 (EST)

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the drummer from the donna's bun-e's make a nice target
♥
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:21:45 (EST)

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Hey I'm at wvrk too but missed a large portion of the morning due to too much red wine, vodka, champagne, Miller lite, turkey, chocolate cake, etc. (& one other major distraction).
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:20:13 (EST)

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wnats? is that like gnats?
sum ignatz
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:18:10 (EST)

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baby shanks? is that that oso bucco stuff where ya suck the marrow outa da bones?
croc
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:17:01 (EST)

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cheffy, the first was said neighborhood queen and later dunaway to rourke. pretty sure. how depressing is that flick. glad yr colon's fluffed MJ. i ate with some old-school goombahs from the Hill. no thanksgiving day conversation is complete without at least one first-hand tale about "Baby Shanks". providence rules.
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:14:06 (EST)

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Mike Tyson has Vic's left foot.
Drugsy
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:04:05 (EST)

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wnat=go fuck yourself
SPALLCHEK
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:59:19 (EST)

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This barfly wnats to report the the wheat free/meat free was a smashing success. Go ahead, take your vegetarian pot shots now. Nothing will stick to this freshly flushed colon.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:58:54 (EST)

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I'm F^%#&%# Workin' Today too........after F(*&#^*&#^ hell yesterday....can you say 16 Turkeys, 100# Filet Mignon, 100 # Pork, 24 Sides of Salmon, 6 Hams.....etc, etc.... and yes it was Barfly..but not Faye Dunaway...it was the old hag neighborhood blowjob queen that spoke said line..."best in the neighborhood"
"Iron Chef"
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:56:30 (EST)

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sorry, 'twas "Barfly". hey isn't that the drummer for the Donnas with Bun E in that Target ad?
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:51:50 (EST)

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Deliverance?
Ned Beatty's @ss
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:51:49 (EST)

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paste is for wimps
Oleg Zhornitskiy, who downed four 32-ounce bowls of mayonnaise in 8 minutes.
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:42:50 (EST)

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Xtro II?
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:34:53 (EST)

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Mommie Dearest?
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:25:59 (EST)

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The Eyes of Laura Mars?
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:21:29 (EST)

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That darn cat?
Chong
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:05:05 (EST)

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nah, today's not the best day to, in the words of Faye Dunaway and Steven, "eat paste". i'll just fork over the FORTY SEVEN dollars.
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 11:58:04 (EST)

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Looks like vic or don or lester or all three already had their way with tyson. Now give him back his pantaloons.
Chong
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 11:31:18 (EST)

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You have to get past me to get backstage!

Chong
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 11:29:16 (EST)

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Boris, as all women know, a little head will get you anywhere.
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 11:27:46 (EST)

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Anne sings her holiday classic. "No Backstage for Boris"

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 11:06:55 (EST)

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met's done flegg, lupo's sub-leasing gigs at strand, which means lotta early shows so's to not interfere with dance night there. MORE importantly, can any of you hoser fanatics work your backstage pass magic for anne murray?
boris
also, bucket, - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 09:20:12 (EST)

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are lupo's and the met really closing? i have'nt heard that before'that would suck.that would leave the living room as one of the only big place's to see a show.but they only cater to the death metal crowd. we need to bring back the old living room on promenade st behind the bubble.i've seen many an awsome punk show including my first RAMONES show circa 1981 or 82 i can't remember.
flegg
bucket, ri USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 09:04:51 (EST)

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Work is all about watching rushmore and office space today since we are only doing thre shows all morning. Chef I'll meet you next time. Shall we say 2005?
Chong
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 08:49:50 (EST)

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oh and since it feels like there are exactly four people on dog's good earth actually being forced to w*rk today, it is my duty to dedicate the entire day to Distributed Proofreading. So far Rimbaud (corrected by Verlaine; how cool is that) then some Dutch because they use words like "vertegenwoordigt" and "zoogen". Dooden, where's my car.
doris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 08:34:18 (EST)

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I farted just before going to bed last night; and it sounded just like Chewbaka.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 08:29:04 (EST)

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nice grant fuhr. 'bout time someone gave ups to the first black and one of the first canadian injuns to get into hall of fame. sure explains the neck protector.

anne murray tonight. SOO excited. hoping she'll sing "You Needed (togetbelow) Me"?

since the BeLoJo couldn't be bothered to populate its little red boxes this morning, croc will be pleased to know that i found out about the Rams/Townies result in the fucking Lurk Sports Section.
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 07:09:32 (EST)

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Vic rides the T?
Chong
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 05:55:16 (EST)

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Lupos and the Met are closing the door folks. Last show is on wed december third. You guys should play!
petey
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 22:03:09 (EST)

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CROC--the big D is open--Mr. Burr is serving the drinkies--perhaps will see you up there?
wr
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 20:34:50 (EST)

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word to the WR. Any clue as to the Decatur's open/close status this evening?
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 19:17:28 (EST)

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Anybody notice that this year's Macy Santa Claus was sporting a rather fetching Ms. Claus? Here's a tease of why...

According to legend, New York lore and two major Hollywood flicks, Macy's Santa is the real deal. And tomorrow, to the delight of millions of little children (not to mention the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court), the Santa in New York's great parade will be half of a same-sex couple.
And guess who the other half will be? Me! Harvey Fierstein, nice Jewish boy from Bensonhurst, dressed in holiday finery portraying the one and only Mrs. Claus.
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 19:12:16 (EST)

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KOL you had time to lurk today before TDAY? Is that a pic of Dylan filling up the truck before flipping it & getting all glassy headed?
WR
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 19:11:03 (EST)

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What weighs 106 pounds and can consume 7 3/4 pounds of T-Day food in 12 minutes?
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 19:00:23 (EST)

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pardon my pic dyslexia... pic dyslexia? would that called pixlexia?
croc (with entire blood supply currently digesting and thereby rendered useless for editing)
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 18:48:55 (EST)

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In case you haven't heard, the turkey was doing the serving in sunny Baghdad today. (where are the damn donkey carts when you need them?)



Meanwhile in another part of Iraq, the Iraqi people celebrated the liberation of yet another of their own by the the US's finest.


croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 18:44:48 (EST)

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Well let me be the first to let doris know that the lala boys at his alma mater have lost to the glorious Townies of EP. Final score in OT was EP-28 lala-27. But fear not doris, maybe the lala boys won't make the SuperBowl and they'll be saved the embarrassment of falling to the tremendous Townies a second time.
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 18:14:07 (EST)

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cubic inches are for the folks lacking where the inches really matter.
my pants have more "leg room" than my car
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 18:09:07 (EST)

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yes there are some exception's to the rule but like they say there's no substitute for cubic inches. american iron will alway's rule.so all you import driver's would be better served to step aside and let the big boy's thru!!
flegg
bucket, ri USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 14:36:42 (EST)

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on the vehicle tip--

My Hyundai Accent Purple-People-Eater (with one of them trunk wind-foil thingys to keep it from becoming airborne), kicks all your todded little combustion-buggies to thecurb
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 13:04:52 (EST)

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I see the 100K mark is approaching on the lurk. Of course if sum corporate pygmies hadn't cut off my access that mark woulda fallen months ago. Lurk on folks. Maybe I'll remote lurk from the family gathering at halftime.
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 13:00:54 (EST)

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Happy non-w@rk day, y'all. Flegg, though I do share your sentiments regarding "The Taiwanese Air Force"-looking Honda Civics et al, I have seen some extremely fast sleepers. But, I suppose they are the exception. Nothing like a beastly automatic 96 cubic inch pavement scorching Civic with a muffler you can fit a basketball in. And, the obligatory CD hanging from the rearview mirror...
The KOL
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 12:58:33 (EST)

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I need me a DSL sugar-mama to get below and blow. This damn dial-up has ceased to amuse me. Happy T-Day to all you turkeys. Found it this week that they clip off turkey's upper beaks so they can't peck the food of their own choosing, thereby leaving them them to shovel-scoop whatever their tormentors decide to feed em. That's whywe stick to local farmed birds. They just lop the heads off their free roaming asses a week before it's time for them to fill my gizzard.

BTW- did the prez quiz. Leave it to me to pick a non-prez prez

Which Founding Father Are You?

croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 12:57:25 (EST)

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And seatbelts so comfortable you almost don't know they're there!
Chong's Subaru
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 11:47:17 (EST)

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I've got Armstrong® Power Steering and no Shelly Long
Benny's Pickup
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 11:06:35 (EST)

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Are farts supposed to be lumpy? If not I'm in big trouble.
Vic
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:42:24 (EST)

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Benny's Pickup has a loose nut behind the wheel!
Chong's Subaru
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:34:09 (EST)

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Fuck Off Chong's Subaru! I may have an AM radio but at least my heads aren't warped.
Benny's Pickup
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:24:47 (EST)

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It's ok Lester's car, at least you have an FM radio.
Chong's Subaru
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:23:03 (EST)

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Nobody even knows I exist. You guys are lucky.
Lester's Car
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:21:06 (EST)

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I want no part of this.
TS' Car Door
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:20:04 (EST)

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Whatever dick, nice inability to perform a 3 point turn.
Chong's Subaru
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:17:57 (EST)

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Man you suck. I'm fifty years old and I work just fine.
Benny's Pickup
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:15:59 (EST)

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I Am Piece Of Shit

I Am Money Pit

But There's No Shelly Long

Just One Big "FUCK YOU CHONG"

Chong's Subaru
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 06:43:28 (EST)

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Que Sera Sera

This Is My Su-ba-ru Cah

With Head Gasket Quite Subpah

Que Sera Sera
CHONG LEE
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 06:13:36 (EST)

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no comment

USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 22:58:12 (EST)

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happy turkey day to all you honda civic drivin" wing on the trunk coffee can exhaust can't afford a real car asshole's out there. get a fucking job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
flegg <tremkoff@cox.net>
bucket, ri USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 20:37:27 (EST)

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What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
how about now?
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 20:05:14 (EST)

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That is ridiiculous.
I'm not laughing
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 19:05:10 (EST)

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USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 18:58:47 (EST)

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the unknown porker
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 18:25:14 (EST)

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TS
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 18:00:31 (EST)

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ts - did you ever sterilize those tweezers?
PGIT
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 17:31:28 (EST)

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I got a Dylan head/glass story too!!!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 17:22:31 (EST)

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give me a few minutes; Im updating my webpage...
TS
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 16:54:04 (EST)

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OH HELL YEAH TS please share photo of our favorite pothead! Dylan made ME throw his empty drink into the circle last Friday--therefore it is his fault my new sweater smells like vodka
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 16:52:15 (EST)

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Happy Thursday Everybody!

USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 16:49:45 (EST)

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mental note: bum-rush that bearded clamity standing there looking dorky (is that Arecibo?), twist a few wires and transmit benny tunes to outer space TOOT SWEET. we don't wanna attract the wrong kind of aliens.
buh-doris
- Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 16:49:43 (EST)

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WR - would you like to see the picture of Dylan having glass removed from his head?
TS
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 16:42:30 (EST)

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this SETI is extremely stimulating:

WR
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 16:36:23 (EST)

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you haven't been stimulated until you've been stimulated by the dark SETI yeti
the dark yeti
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 16:02:08 (EST)

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Hey, let's hang the Turk that invented work...what de ye say? Vic

USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 15:45:24 (EST)

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look at the gams on that bird...happy turk day lurker...happy turk day

USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 15:43:48 (EST)

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SHIT! I mean...

Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 15:17:55 (EST)

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Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 15:16:51 (EST)

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I will be taking out a home equity loan for that implant, baby--it's about time that women get equal stimulation!
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 15:15:15 (EST)

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fucking orgasmatron...Woody (no pun) Allen would be proud
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 14:55:12 (EST)

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speechless
 
- Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 14:39:26 (EST)

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gotdammit ONE!!!
oops
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 14:38:38 (EST)

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is it OK to eat carrots, or are they out because they unfairly displaced some more-deserving soil, forcing many lower-middle class soil families into section 8 housing?
doris
- Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 14:32:41 (EST)

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A certain vine-ripened lackey causes a stir:

"They came to see the band that made 'Dookie,' not a bunch of jerks who think they're suddenly Devo."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 14:31:17 (EST)

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Vic, what is this "on" you speak of?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 14:28:15 (EST)

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No, my dear KOL. I am only the ruler of lowly Middleblob. I would never assume to be King of Lurk. Carry on, brown cape and all.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 14:26:21 (EST)

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you must give your cape and scepter to ME! and a smaller on for KG...
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 14:24:18 (EST)

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MJ-Congratulations!!! Truly the King of Kings! Take my crown and cape (they were buy one-get one free anyway)!
The KOL
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 14:20:42 (EST)

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Cote staring at the middle finger = fucking funny
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 14:20:07 (EST)

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nice face in the background vic...nice face...
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 14:17:32 (EST)

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Ver botten for all other eyes.
Secret link for Vic.
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 14:03:37 (EST)

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And don't think this went unnoticed yesterday, Lester!

USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:57:09 (EST)

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The Potter league RULES, WR.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:54:15 (EST)

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i buy tofu just to throw it the fuck out and save some poor bastid's taste buds.
doris
- Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:51:34 (EST)

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Lester you are effing with one MEAN veggie-tarian with tits like peas in a pod. By the way that front page looks like Geno on stage last Friday night.
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:49:29 (EST)

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You ARE the man, MJ--congrats to you & Benny(s). It's difficult enough to visit my favorite place in Middleblob--the Potter League.
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:49:26 (EST)

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I ride my BIKE!!!!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:46:52 (EST)

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nice job MJ. guess this means i'll see you on the bus.
doris
- Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:45:41 (EST)

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Some people live by the MAN, some people live for the MAN, some people say FUCK THE MAN
A fellow veggie
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:44:57 (EST)

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Haha Lester, but not true. I know of several dozen converts since my days as a wee anti-meat preacher.
MJ® the Ruler of Middleblob
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:41:01 (EST)

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Q: How many vegetarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, vegetarians won't change anything.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:37:04 (EST)

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Is it me, or do I rule?
Wait, did I mention I rule?
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:36:31 (EST)

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how 'bout a burrito supreme? and a chicken supreme? dirty, incisors bite right through to quote the song...
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:31:30 (EST)

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a euphemism for 'cat'?
doris
- Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:31:25 (EST)

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I'm king of MIDDLEBLOB!
PS- I fucking RULE!
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:28:58 (EST)

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YES! Nothing like a little anti meat tirade to stir up good ole lurk ire! Just like the old days!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:27:00 (EST)

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look at the size of my pecker!
turkey in the shrub
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:16:49 (EST)

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No, but I bet you do, Lester!
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:10:17 (EST)

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Oh, you know her, "Miss Groupie Supreme"?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:08:38 (EST)

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(Hey! Psst PSST! Here she comes now.) Oh, you know her, would you look at that hair Yeah, you know her, check out those shoes She looks like she stepped out of the middle of somebody's blues She looks like the Sunday comics She thinks she's Brenda Starr Her nose job is real atomic All she needs is an old knife scar Yeah, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds WITH THESE:

WR
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:02:36 (EST)

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dog didn't give me incisors for plantains. da.
doris
- Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 12:56:49 (EST)

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OH Doris, your anger is SOOO CUTE!
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 12:51:39 (EST)

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"On Thanksgiving Day, we give thanks. We give thanks for being the invader, the exploiter, the dominator, the greedy, the gluttonous, the colonizer, the thief, indeed the genocidaire, rather than on the other side of imperialism's zero-sum murderous game."

Amen.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 12:51:17 (EST)

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I guess Middleblob is the only place to find the tofurky in southern RI--HOWEVER, the real question is where to find the turducken (or, where do you find the duck and the chicken and how uncomfortable is the turkey?)
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 12:48:51 (EST)

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i'm down with the yeti. howcome people get to tell me what to ingest into my own body, but me telling people to stop driving souped-up 12-cylinder gas-guzzlers 400 feet to the store, which makes my air and EVERYFUCKINGONE's air poisonous, and that's perfectly fine. i will be taking public transportation home tonight and then stuffing my fucking yammering maw with animal carcass for 36 hours straight. i do apologize.
doris
- Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 12:47:17 (EST)

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Vic, hit me here:
Lester <vic_is_a_tool@yahoo.com>
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 12:47:10 (EST)

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Or Thankslester!
Don
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 12:44:45 (EST)

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Doninski, how about Slaughtergiving?
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 12:26:47 (EST)

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Why celebrate Thanksgiving? That's absurd. Everyone knows it's genocide of course. Silly
Don
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 12:14:55 (EST)

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it's me...vic...hey Lester what your email addy
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 12:07:55 (EST)

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Great! Everone go to MJ's for potato vodka and boiled bread. Sounds like a great time to me. Why even celebrate thanksgiving? "Dear lord: I don't believe in you but thanks for the boiled bread. One more thing, could I get some more feeling in my feet so I know when to get off the bass cord? Thanks Lord."
JBOD
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 11:59:47 (EST)

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JBOD=Most Astute Punter. What he speaks is nothing short of pure truth. From up elbos to short chords to stifled bass magic. Nothing gets by the eyes of JBOD.
Don
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 11:59:13 (EST)

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Meat free Thanksgiving?!? What the fuck?!? Jeez, it's cuz' of pinkos like you that we lost in Vietnam!!
Archie
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 11:26:12 (EST)

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PS- the post from JBOD likening the circle pit at the Lupo's show to a Richard Simmons workout =SO VERY FUNNY
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 11:22:08 (EST)

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Fuck all y'all that's enslaved by the tradition of Native American and turkey butcherin'. I'm a proud attendee of a completely wheat free/meat free holiday this year-hosted by my very own and normally traditional old family. So you can all get below us and get back to picking lice outta each other's backs.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 11:18:43 (EST)

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Captain Lester Albano
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 11:15:58 (EST)

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...Don't shed any tears for Rich Lupo. Where can I find a place in south county that serves Tofurkey?
Dan
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 11:14:32 (EST)

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Fuck stanley! I'm the accoustic guy these days....
Todd
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 11:06:11 (EST)

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"Thirty thousand visitors did not do as much damage as the Americans did in three days."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 11:00:12 (EST)

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or the second coming of Stanley Matis
meathead
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 10:58:39 (EST)

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good shrooms!
the badger
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 10:49:18 (EST)

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Now would be a good time for a complex world sequel.......
Chong
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 10:43:49 (EST)

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Well, it's official.
"Lupo's expected to move to Strand -- An agreement is tentatively set to be signed this morning."

Some highlights:
"Kent runs NV at the Strand, a dance club on weekend nights. Under the agreement, Lupo says, his weekend live-music shows will end at 10:30 p.m., and NV at the Strand will open at 11."

"While Lupo describes the arrangement as a licensing agreement, he also notes that under the deal he will have 15 years of options at the Strand on his own, no matter what happens to NV at the Strand."

"The Met Cafe, also in the Peerless building, around the corner on Union Street, will close as a result of the deal, Lupo said. 'The Met is a victim of urban development.'"

Fuck this city. I'm movin' to Milwaukee.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 10:33:14 (EST)

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WR
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 10:17:34 (EST)

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I certainly hope there's a special level in Hell for people like this.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 10:10:32 (EST)

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Iron Chef?

Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 09:53:39 (EST)

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looks like the years haven't been so kind to Glen and damn he looks pissed!
just another FACE
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 09:48:59 (EST)

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One for the Iron Chef from Chef Dom DeLouise
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 09:37:46 (EST)

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GOT BADGER?
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 09:30:24 (EST)

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I've noticed that over the last couple of weeks every time I spit on the ground the resulting pile of gob looks either like the continent of Australia or Antarctica. It's a perfect match every time. Now that may sound weird but it gets worse. At the Neutral Nation show there was something called a "circular pit" going on. It just came to me that it looked exactly like one of my mom's old Richard Simmons tapes. There was the one major asshole guy "richard" running around with lots of energy and then a bunch of fat tired goons trying to keep up. Some would say that the guest lead singer for Benny was uninterested but when a guy does that whole "elbows up and stare at chil" thing it's always magic. BIg World was pretty good but I was ashamed for them and their t-shirts. Obviously trying to cash in on the Benny brown craze....Oh and one more thing benny , either get a longer cord for your bass or make sure the guitar chick isn't standing on the 6' one you have now. It seemed like there were a couple of times we got cheated out of some giant bass stage antics by a snagged cord. Please don't let this happen again.
JBOD
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 09:02:08 (EST)

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yeah, this is about as fast as things ever change in the motherland
doris
- Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 08:04:39 (EST)

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Reingold Cowboy
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 08:02:38 (EST)

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Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 07:51:18 (EST)

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Pfizer announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously it gives a new meaning to the names "cocktails", "highballs" and just good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name "Mount & Do".
doris
- Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 07:37:45 (EST)

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"San Diego Police said Tuesday they are investigating a 22-year-old woman's allegations that she was raped in the oceanfront home where MTV is filming the latest season of its Real World reality program."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 07:37:29 (EST)

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Freak!
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 07:23:47 (EST)

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Which Founding Father Are You?

d
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 23:48:54 (EST)

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"which Founding Father are you?".....why George Washington, of course.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 20:37:05 (EST)

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and Donzio, let's get on that recording sh!t
the dark yeti
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 19:23:39 (EST)

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now you're puttin' words in vic's shoes...but that's alright...it's like put ones in MJ's wallets...good day cruel lurk...good day...
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 19:23:05 (EST)

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what she said-for the record, mine were not the only shoes you were interested in
WR
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 19:02:07 (EST)

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NO NO NO
WR
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 19:00:32 (EST)

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Mighty interested = Little Timmy's hard on.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 18:37:47 (EST)

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also when you get a minute, would you define "mighty interested"?
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 18:25:15 (EST)

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I only wish I had tried them on WR...fortunately for your toes I did not...
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 18:15:02 (EST)

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Which Founding Father Are You?

WR
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 18:07:58 (EST)

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thought of the day: freind's don't let freind's drive 4 or 6 cylinder's.have a nice day big block's & 4 speed's rule beeatch!!!!!!!!!
flegg
bucket, ri USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 18:01:29 (EST)

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Yeah Vic, you were mighty innerested in said shoes but the real question is, did you actually try them on?
WR
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 17:54:45 (EST)

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NEWSFLASH: Baghdad Quiet But Two Loud Blasts Heard in Lester's Underpants
AP wire
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 16:20:38 (EST)

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as long as the Sanchez is not dirty...
the dirty black yeti
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 16:14:42 (EST)

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who i sez WHO is cleaner than the dirty SETI yeti.
dirty
- Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 16:08:50 (EST)

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WR, were you showing vic of all people your shoes at the geeg? fuzzy memories...
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 15:59:50 (EST)

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mmmmm... Viggo, Frodo, & Buckethead?
WR
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 15:56:15 (EST)

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MJ--we had to update Croc on the geeg--he'd been o-o-t for several weeks (& obviously didn't read the New Paper) so he had one night to prepare--using his brand new pen. Yeah Vic--I'm working on getting some of the week after XMAS off because I DESERVE IT! HA--my job is SOOOO easy
WR
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 15:37:06 (EST)

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yes
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 15:34:22 (EST)

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Bass players: Dumber than gravel?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 15:30:32 (EST)

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holy dewey decimal system, week off?!
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 15:24:30 (EST)

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SO lonely down here in Matunuck with only Melvil Dewey to keep me company. Where are my minions? Why does everyone but me have the holiday week off? I'm the boss dammit!
WR
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 15:22:10 (EST)

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dirty, trying to keep it clean, dig
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 15:13:10 (EST)

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Looks like we're getting Francona. . .
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 14:48:33 (EST)

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This is, inarguably, the headline of the week.
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 14:21:37 (EST)

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What do you mean, "be nice"?
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 14:17:07 (EST)

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TS-go behind the Foxy, down that hill, the bodyshop you want is just after the foxy rear parking lot on your right. its' kind of on the corner. Be nice.
Dan, again
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 14:10:51 (EST)

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If you're REALLY lucky, you might even find someone to sit on your meat.
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 13:38:42 (EST)

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And sometimes you're lucky to get dog meat.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 13:26:51 (EST)

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vic you're the only one who hasn't said "boris what the fuck is a dame like that doing with a loser like you." i am very suspicious of this fact.
boris
- Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 13:17:11 (EST)

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Lester you horse's ass fucker!
cowboy vic
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 13:12:05 (EST)

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Ass meat is for the dogs. Dog meat is for...
Lassie
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 12:43:12 (EST)

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HEMIS RUUUULE!
Dodge Dart
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 12:36:40 (EST)

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A nice article about people who don't want to eat ass.
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 12:31:44 (EST)

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I have to say...right on about the bands that push the muscle car attitude and devil girls/fuzzy dice but don't know the difference between forged and cast pistons, a tremec and a powerglide etc. Like 99% of the lame-ass 'rawk' bands in boston...
The King of Lurk
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 12:08:10 (EST)

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I have to say...right on about the bands that push the muscle car attitude and devil girls/fuzzy dice but don't know the difference between forged and cast pistons, a tremec and a powerglide etc. Like 99% of the lame-ass 'rawk' bands in boston...
The King of Lurk
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 12:08:02 (EST)

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Vic just got back from Echo Lake.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 12:06:05 (EST)

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feet breathing easy today...nothing more of any consequence to report
Eat @ Vic's Place
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 11:50:56 (EST)

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Lobster
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 11:20:20 (EST)

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News ala lester.
Schemer
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 11:14:32 (EST)

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I just found out that "I Like Boobs" by the AG's is still my favorite song.
Schemer
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 11:10:42 (EST)

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MJ's a babysitter?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 10:25:26 (EST)

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It's a trap!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 10:24:21 (EST)

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Don't Get Jurt?
Chong
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 09:34:39 (EST)

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"Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori" = "It is sweet and glorius to die for one's country."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 09:05:46 (EST)

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By the Time I Get to Phoenix:

Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 08:32:49 (EST)

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Disney celebrates Mickey Mouse's 75th birthday by pulling out of a movie deal when they're forced to share merchandising profits with children's hospital.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 08:05:02 (EST)

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U.N. inspects _______. U.S. says U.N. not being tough enough on _______. Invasion planned for _______.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 07:45:21 (EST)

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I needed an extra day to recoup from geeg antics. Also spent the day alternately crying in my pillow over my heterosexual lifemate Nomah's wedding and calling up Curt Schilling to offer my gloryhole services should he decide to join Red Sox Nation.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 07:31:38 (EST)

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Come see my band on the 21st!

Schemer
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 07:06:21 (EST)

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Let's just say Flegg knows his way around a Chevy big block like WR knows her dewey decimal. He ain't one of them panty midrifts who sings about hot rod rallies but can't even figure out how to get the lug wrench out of the trunk. Right Lester?
Tron
USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 00:20:00 (EST)

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on sweet rare occasions, things work out=FUNNY
SANDY
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 22:27:25 (EST)

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Hey I like muscle cars I also like that chick in the band. She seems real nice and intelligent and so so pretty. And I can ryhme placenta with polenta!
Peanut
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 22:23:50 (EST)

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today's thought of the day: when we kill everyone in iraq' we can get all their oil and we can all drive muscle cars with 426 hemi's and dual quad's would'nt that be great??!!!!
flegg
bucket, ri USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 21:44:40 (EST)

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rogering, you should hear their preflight anthem sung in italian accent. called "That's a Moiré". ever hear anyone rhyme "magenta" and "placenta"?
boris
- Monday, November 24, 2003 at 20:39:54 (EST)

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Umm...you guys were pretty good the other night. I think the chick in the band is hot. Nice ass too. And skinny.
Roger R.
Mansfield , MA USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 19:58:47 (EST)

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Is this Lester?

USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 19:54:37 (EST)

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And how about that wayward Croc and his Nipsyism off the cuff?!!
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 19:53:45 (EST)

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Holy mother of Dog. WTF happened round here today? Yeah, me too, still fucking hungover from Friday. WTF?? Dear Lord on high. That was a fun time. NN still blows me away. Cheffie still needs a guitar better suited to his skill level. Chong is dumb. How did Boris get a hot lady to marry him? Yeah, Dan, TS and WR, what was UP with those fuckheads at the door? Guess they know their days are numbered. Why was WR dressed up so nice? So many questions.
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 19:53:01 (EST)

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no comment

USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 18:21:57 (EST)

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vic's a fixin' to go stovin'
Capt. Stubing
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 18:04:04 (EST)

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and by the way, my feet're killin' me...good day lurk, good day
vic
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 17:55:01 (EST)

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if you bend over there's a good chance you will find vic's stick
vic
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 17:44:48 (EST)

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These only LOOK uncomfortable
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 17:33:00 (EST)

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yes, it's true, I'm the bastard love child of vic + liberace...
some Betty
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 17:32:28 (EST)

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if you ever catch vic playing country and/or western, go home and get your stoving pipe
vic
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 17:28:34 (EST)

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Vic in stilettos

USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 17:02:43 (EST)

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this lurk suffers from PGD...Post-Gig Dementia (or Delirium)
Dr. Vic
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 16:56:02 (EST)

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on sweet rare occasions, things work out
vic
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 16:14:56 (EST)

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tough costume to play in

USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 16:12:30 (EST)

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I KNOW where Lester is. He got invited to Nomaaahh's wedding!
boris
- Monday, November 24, 2003 at 16:09:13 (EST)

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Vic receives negative points for failing to play in stilettos. Dan, any news on the body shop?
TS
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 15:41:03 (EST)

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some of Lupo's employees were highly suspect...began with getting yelled at by the 'manager' outside whilst trying to pock the cah
vic
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 15:27:50 (EST)

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Excellent show. Hipster points awarded to Plectrum for cool shirt. Rock points awarded to entire band for getting Gene-o on stage. "You suck at life" points awarded to the asshole Lupo's employee working the door.
Dan
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 15:16:08 (EST)

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Oh, what happened to Stain Smith? I heard he was there but he never showed up.
Drugsy
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 15:04:11 (EST)

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sorry, i was being chased by cannibals
Sluggo
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 14:54:43 (EST)

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Yea, that's the guy.
D from J
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 14:53:04 (EST)

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as for TBucks check this out
vic
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 14:52:44 (EST)

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no comment

USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 14:05:45 (EST)

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The only missing elements were Sluggo and Re-Todd Wilcox. Is T-Buc going to be okay? I never saw a man so weary at the end of a gig. I think his eyeballs were hemmoraging.
Don
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 13:39:56 (EST)

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fuckin' A...that's all I gots to write right now - the LURK as a general whole (vs hole) gets an A for Fridee night...not an A+ just an A
vic
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 13:29:21 (EST)

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Maybe Lester's AWOL...
Mr Simler said: "AWOL has got to be the ultimate way to consume your favourite shot.
Isaac the Bartender
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 12:33:00 (EST)

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almost as quiet as my liberry, chef. Where is Lester hiding? He's always good for a pick me up
WR
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 12:18:33 (EST)

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Ahh thats better. Thanks Iron Busboy. Yous was most rockin wicked hard too. Ole Plectrum kicked my ass with his Irish fucking wiskey and now Vic has permission to kick me squarely in the nuts without permission. I guess thats what you'd call a night .
Don from Johnston
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 11:59:45 (EST)

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...........too freakin' quiet in here today....what is this , a freakin' Libary (I've been in RI for the weekend....I do mean Libary...no freakin spallcheck needed.)
"Iron Chef"
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 11:54:05 (EST)

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...is that better?
"Iron Chef"
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 10:58:32 (EST)

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Frig you Don.....I'll piss on your lurk
"Iron Chef"
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 10:58:11 (EST)

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this can't be the lurk i know. i must have the wrong url.
Don
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 10:46:02 (EST)

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Look at the hot chicks of the lurk!!

USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 10:28:08 (EST)

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I can feel something but i'm not sure it's love...
Jimmy
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 10:26:18 (EST)

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I can feel the love
WR
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 09:19:40 (EST)

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Anyone have a car I can borrow for a week? Effing head gasket! Now I'm gonna be poor.
Chong
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 08:29:41 (EST)

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WR, is was great to see you again, you look marvelous, I'm so glad you came....and TS it was wonderful to meet you, my Samsonite back-pack served me well for my weekend away!! Chong, you still suck, but still glad you came and rocked out for the entire show...sorry I didn't get to meet you... Lester, were you there??..if so, I missed you, sorry. Boris, you're Nastasha is a lovely young lady, how'd you bribe her to join up with the likes of you?...kidding, GReat, as always, to see you! Prime Minister Proctor, and all you other wackos....thanks so much for showing up and making this old man feel good. Now enough of the nice-ness....I now go back to hating you all............ oh, Dexter, I'll send you a check for that incredible fest on Sunday.....You rock so hard it hurts big fella!!!
"Iron Chef"
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 08:11:20 (EST)

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I'm home and alive...F#%$%@ng Benny Sizzler is the Rockinist Band Evah!!!!I'm so glad I finally gor to see you...Chil, you are THE man, you rock so hard it hurts!!...Gail, keep practicin', you could make it in this business someday (only kiddin' baby, you are beautiful and rock so hard it hurts)...Vic, Oh My God!!!!, were drums meant to played that well...you are a monster of the kit, you rock so hard it hurts....and Mr. Plectrum, what a fashion sense...it takes big balls to wear a Rick Springfield shirt for an entire set...you rock so hard it hurts!!!
"Iron Chef"
Dela-Where!?!, USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 08:05:35 (EST)

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Dexter, them's your brians in the gutter from rocking so fucking hard!
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 00:15:54 (EST)

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Whats that pic TS? The curb you used as a pillow?
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 21:40:01 (EST)

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just as well. boris forget how use noun verb same sentence soon after cuervo with veek flung open sluicegate.
boris
- Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 20:14:32 (EST)

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glad I didn't have to go ape sh!t on yer @ss Doris! Thanks for the compliment & sorry we didn't have more time to talk (too much ROCKIN' going on). Fabulous show all--glad to have met most everyone.
WR
USA - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 18:06:20 (EST)

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Great show. I'm stil hungover.

TS
USA - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 14:41:14 (EST)

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during the NN set
Chong and Plectrum going ape crazy
USA - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 13:28:14 (EST)

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By ERIC LICHTBLAU The New York Times
WASHINGTON, Nov. 22 The Federal Bureau of Investigation has collected extensive information on the tactics, training and organization of antiwar demonstrators and has advised local law enforcement officials to report any suspicious activity at protests to its counterterrorism squads, according to interviews and a confidential bureau memorandum. The memorandum, which the bureau sent to local law enforcement agencies last month in advance of antiwar demonstrations in Washington and San Francisco, detailed how protesters have sometimes used "training camps" to rehearse for demonstrations, the Internet to raise money and gas masks to defend against tear gas. The memorandum analyzed lawful activities like recruiting demonstrators, as well as illegal activities like using fake documentation to get into a secured site. F.B.I. officials said in interviews that the intelligence-gathering effort was aimed at identifying anarchists and "extremist elements" plotting violence, not at monitoring the political speech of law-abiding protesters. The initiative has won the support of some local police, who view it as a critical way to maintain order at large-scale demonstrations. Indeed, some law enforcement officials said they believed the F.B.I.'s approach had helped to ensure that nationwide antiwar demonstrations in recent months, drawing hundreds of thousands of protesters, remained largely free of violence and disruption. But some civil rights advocates and legal scholars said the monitoring program could signal a return to the abuses of the 1960's and 1970's, when J. Edgar Hoover was the F.B.I. director and agents routinely spied on political protesters like the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. "The F.B.I. is dangerously targeting Americans who are engaged in nothing more than lawful protest and dissent," said Anthony Romero, executive director of the ACLU. "The line between terrorism and legitimate civil disobedience is blurred, and I have a serious concern about whether we're going back to the days of Hoover."
 
- Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 12:04:25 (EST)

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- Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 11:08:25 (EST)

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SOMEONE wishes he'd remembered to wear the extra brown'n'yellas...

 
- Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 11:07:31 (EST)

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excellent show the other night.benny sizzlerrocked heavy duty like,but gene'o didn't look to enthused about his role on stage but god bless him he's an original. hot rod's forever rock on!!!!!!!!
flegg <tremkoff@cox.net>
bucket, ri USA - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 09:46:13 (EST)

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Paris Hilton's cell phone number is 310-990-7444
Chong
USA - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 07:23:40 (EST)

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Horry clap! What a show! I cant believe you guys did a boneyard cover. That's what that was right? I have been wrong all along, Chef had many hot licks that night. PLay bad music beach next year. Last week met TS And PGIT and this week WR. The lurk is now officially loaded with hot chicks !
Schemer
USA - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 07:21:16 (EST)

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boris
- Saturday, November 22, 2003 at 23:28:04 (EST)

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More behind the scenes fun. Send the BSTC your own shitty pictures of the night and you might be eligible to win a pair of tighty brown&yellowies scraped fresh off the Lupo's floor.
BSTC
USA - Saturday, November 22, 2003 at 21:21:00 (EST)

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we got a bleeder

USA - Saturday, November 22, 2003 at 21:18:01 (EST)

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=Mother fucking Jesus. Holy shit the parade of lurkers and their baggage that showed up last night. Holy Jeeeeeezis Haych (to quote Natasha). Fuck Neutral Nation for still being so f'n popular all these years later. Haven't seen a show that full at Lupo's in decades. Fucking fun. Thanks, sistas, for lettin' us shit on your parade. And don't worry...pictures to show up REAL soon....stay tuned...
MJ®
USA - Saturday, November 22, 2003 at 17:52:22 (EST)

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Chelski are the new Yankees
boris
- Saturday, November 22, 2003 at 15:31:24 (EST)

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the fact that boris went to school, had classes and hung out with Lester's older brother TWO DECADES AGO at PC didn't come as too much of a shock. dagnabit, "Knife Fight" owned me. new fave. still hungover. jumboTron, were there even, like, three pairs of Jazz pants like that ever created? all you dude.
boris
- Saturday, November 22, 2003 at 15:23:06 (EST)

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geeg was most excrement, caught a whiff of the real man's panties and sum shutter geek captured the moment of me on my knees catching said whiff. how long before that snap (forgive the expression) makes the lurk? BTW- Good to see such a gathering of lurkers without one single arrest. I'm off to imbibe before the numb from last night wears off. I'm out {{{{{{}}}}}}~~~~~~
nipsy
USA - Saturday, November 22, 2003 at 14:09:57 (EST)

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OK
time fer the nipsyism recap

Well it's the week before Thanksgiving and, as you can see, the turkeys have begun to roll into town.

I hope you weren't expecting white and dark meat, cuz this dirty bird's meat only comes in yellow and brown

They say with all the Osama Bush Ladens spreading terror there's no Neutral Nation left in this Big World,

But you can roll up the flags for tonight cuz a rock'n'roll dick is about to be unfurled.

So hit the pit you old geezers as you watch this parade of dinosaurs pass,

Cuz the Benny Sizzler infection is about to kick some Jurrasic ass.
nipsy
USA - Saturday, November 22, 2003 at 14:01:54 (EST)

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Thanks to everyone who played, and showed up. All of NN appreciated it, we had a blast. Nice tshirts benny, can I have the one of me?
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Saturday, November 22, 2003 at 13:38:21 (EST)

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have questions and dammit i'm hungover and want answers.

1. did you forget to pay your vine-ripened lackey bill?
2. were there ANY takers for the promotional brown'n'yellers that youse whipped out of your individually-scented asscracks?
3. how should the millions of benny faithful refer to the picture on the front of the bass drum. nutsack? cheeks? boris before coffee?
4. who in dog's name were those headliners. they were pretty fucking excrement.

boris
- Saturday, November 22, 2003 at 10:02:50 (EST)

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SAW and HEARD a great fucking show tonite. can i please ignite this evil kit now, auTronomous?
boris
- Saturday, November 22, 2003 at 02:06:44 (EST)

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Heard it was a great show tonight fellas and Gal. Rock on, soon we shall hook up and the Milky will be on the town. Prov or NPT.
The Uncle Milky
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 21:10:01 (EST)

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wait...................................
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nope. well OK, a little.
boris
- Friday, November 21, 2003 at 20:03:58 (EST)

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i think i have wood.
boris
- Friday, November 21, 2003 at 19:10:08 (EST)

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WHO AM I? *I attacked and took over 2 countries. *I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury. *I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!). *I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. *I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market. *I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. *In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did). *After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history. *I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history. *In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs. *I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history. *I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period. *I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
WR
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 16:54:42 (EST)

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my new look for tonight:

WR
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 16:49:32 (EST)

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now THAT i can do...say for example, what am I still doing at work? I should be long gone by now...
vic dawdle
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 16:31:43 (EST)

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Please Benny S don't go onstage til at least 9:30. D-a-w-d-l-e.
Traveling Lurker
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 16:22:45 (EST)

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see the whole sorry lot o' ya geeg-side
the dirty black spagetti
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 16:18:32 (EST)

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Dexter--I have plenty of tee-shirts you can borrow. Unfortunately, they are not all folded and lined up according to year purchased like yours. And Doris, I will kick your @ss tonight as I will be super-charged on sushi (not beer) at geeg time.
WR
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 16:00:21 (EST)

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i got the dig vid cam
the black spagetti
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 15:59:18 (EST)

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holy bastiges...dirty, you take some benny pics?
vic
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 15:58:56 (EST)

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I'll see you bastiges tonight

Stain Smith, - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 15:53:06 (EST)

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Lester got himself a chalangé. Nø?
Tron
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 15:22:09 (EST)

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am I invited to this jamboree?
Monkey Nuts George
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 14:30:54 (EST)

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is Neutral Nation a Swiss band?
Nigel Tufnel
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 14:26:15 (EST)

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are glowsticks allowed in Lupo's?
Bi Curious George
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 14:09:20 (EST)

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I haven't got a thing to wear tonight, problems, problems......
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 13:53:46 (EST)

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I'll be meeting friends tonight for pre-geeg drinks. All Lurkers are welcome to come on down to Babe's on the Sunnyside (302 Wickenden St.) between 8:00PM-9:00PM. Hell, if we all get drunk enough before the show Benny Sizzler might actually sound good.
Lester
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 13:34:35 (EST)

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"i have a new outfit for tonight"
boris
- Friday, November 21, 2003 at 13:20:22 (EST)

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The judges, mostly experienced camel herders, described the criteria for victory to Xinhua: The camels, they said, "should have good appearance - shiny hair and upright humps - and should be good dressers wearing beautiful halters and saddles in a proper way."
Joe
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 13:19:39 (EST)

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Hey quit yer whinin' Doris & Cheffy--the weather has changed, I have a new outfit for tonight, all is well in geegland
WR
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 12:56:32 (EST)

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I didn't think anyone would know who he was.
Lester
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 11:42:26 (EST)

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R.I.P. Jonathan Brandis.
Lester, how did you miss this?
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 11:17:25 (EST)

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A gift for Natasha?
Lester
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 10:37:34 (EST)

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and am sure vic's feet would feel simply SMASHING in these
boris
- Friday, November 21, 2003 at 10:26:55 (EST)

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or even worse....gee i wonder how you pronounce his name...

boris
- Friday, November 21, 2003 at 10:24:37 (EST)

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innocent i tell ye. innocent!

(just want to pre-empt vic's imminent accusations)
boris
- Friday, November 21, 2003 at 10:21:01 (EST)

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What's a "NewPaper"?
Sum Kid
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 10:10:33 (EST)

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Lester
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 09:21:05 (EST)

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Note the Name Change...the NewPaper said it...I'm keepin' it.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 09:06:19 (EST)

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Hi Mom, I'm home.........is the weather always this shitty in the Biggest Little?
chef
RI USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 09:03:47 (EST)

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"soon to be legends"? What the fuck does that mean?
Lester
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 08:22:28 (EST)

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Downtown Providence 0645 DOG (Day of Gig): Cold windy wet big fat can of SUCK. Can only improve.
boris
- Friday, November 21, 2003 at 07:31:56 (EST)

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RIP -- Gene Anthony Ray
Lester
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 07:31:11 (EST)

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"It didn't hurt Clay Aiken"
Lester
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 07:28:13 (EST)

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while I must say I feel a bit out of the loop, I will be present (croc + guest) and ready to do the Nipsy bit.
Friar Croc
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 01:32:18 (EST)

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Is Chong Lee any good?
Sherwood
USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 01:25:47 (EST)

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your eyes are upside down
!!!
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 17:05:43 (EST)

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can it be used in any reference to Uranus?
d!rty black!e
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 17:02:43 (EST)

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that name is used. stay clean.
Dirty's Lawyer
ukrainus - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 16:48:52 (EST)

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see you lurkers lurkside tomorrow
a yeti to be named at a later date
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 16:46:54 (EST)

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that anti-yeti spray is not FDA approved so use at own risk
dirty black yeti
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 16:35:32 (EST)

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Why you want to fuck with me? Everybody knows it ain't rock and roll to flash knee caps.

Don Town, USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 16:30:17 (EST)

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Tron?

USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 16:24:16 (EST)

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i really don't think anyone would fuck with michael jackson if they put him in the general prison population.
boris
- Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 16:20:42 (EST)

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Don?

USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 16:12:43 (EST)

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wow, he's doin' the funky chicken!
M. Jackson
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 15:49:35 (EST)

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Lester front and center Friday night.

USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 15:39:53 (EST)

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Hey Lester, try this-

Miss Clairol
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 15:38:00 (EST)

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Lester=gay
vic
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 15:36:18 (EST)

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Has anybody seen my shorts? I've got a big gig tomorrow.
Stan Smith
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 15:32:38 (EST)

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USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 15:31:42 (EST)

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Lester as Burgess Meredith and Vic as the fiery young yeti
Casting Director
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 15:27:34 (EST)

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You're the gay one.
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 15:25:19 (EST)

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yeah but who's who?!
vic
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 15:19:35 (EST)

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Vic and Lester take a "time out"...
the Ref
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 15:14:27 (EST)

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IN...right the fuck IN...
stupid vic
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 14:53:39 (EST)

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actually that's me on the way to your house to cave your fucking head it
vic yeti
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 14:52:03 (EST)

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Vic on his way to sodomizing himself.

Lester
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 14:50:17 (EST)

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Lester on his way to LA.

USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 14:29:20 (EST)

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The website for the world's smallest gangbang. And it has nothing to do with Vic's penis size or his frequent masturbation.
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 14:24:59 (EST)

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NN on at 10:00...now how can I possibly stay up that late?
chef
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 14:23:31 (EST)

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ducati dushmati spend your hard earned dollar on Clairol hair product
dirty black yeti
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 14:21:59 (EST)

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Don-Didja hear 'bout the new Ducs? Time start selling MJ's guitars and start saving up!

Dan
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 14:16:28 (EST)

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***NEWSFLASH***
Teletubby caught without costume;

Haraldo
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 13:33:50 (EST)

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Hey, I was named after a blanket!
Blanket Jackson
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 13:22:56 (EST)

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mea culpa on that one...i was baited however; as for the NN on at 10pm I say balderdash
dirty black yeti
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 13:21:56 (EST)

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92,500
ya
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 13:20:52 (EST)

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SETI and yeti, two minutes each for excess dweebage. SETI gets the extra two for instigating.
The Ref
- Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 13:14:38 (EST)

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oh yeah--do we all get to meet little Timmy Friday?
WR
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 13:14:11 (EST)

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Dexter, one of our silly rabbits here in Bakefield (Kingston to be exact) seem to be under the delusion that NN will be appearing on the venerable Lupo's stage circa 10pm. How do I disabuse them of this notion without scaring the bunnies back into their warrens? Should I just lure them with carrots (aka sushi)? Or do I need to drug them too?
Wakefield regular
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 13:13:02 (EST)

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you can't touch my Gaussian ya dirty SETI
black yeti
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 13:08:43 (EST)

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i got your doppler drift rate right HEAH
the dirty SETI
- Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 13:03:21 (EST)

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do we look like the kind of guys that would let another guy named Chong actually OPEN up for us? nah

USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:53:13 (EST)

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Who the fuck is Michael?
William Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:49:25 (EST)

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i think this looks more like the end...
Michael in 50 years
luke Skytoker
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:38:38 (EST)

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Yuck, potatoes are so GROSS!
P. Rue
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:26:37 (EST)

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fuck it, just gonna skip to the end...

USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:25:30 (EST)

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hm!

USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:24:51 (EST)

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hm

USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:24:27 (EST)

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...

USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:23:57 (EST)

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a black yeti's dream date...

USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:20:30 (EST)

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this lurk is blacker than the blackest night
the black yeti
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:06:26 (EST)

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mmmm! tastes better than rabbbit!
and a picture , too!
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:04:37 (EST)

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College student wakes to find deer in her bedroom; vows to get herself tested and never drink that much again.
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:00:54 (EST)

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The Juice
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 10:31:25 (EST)

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Hello?
Hello Lurker
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 10:29:26 (EST)

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Oh yeah, well I'm staying home to see the JO's
Horney Lurker
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 09:25:21 (EST)

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Lester
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 08:47:52 (EST)

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I may skip the big rock show on Friday -- I just found out that the O'Jays are playing at the PPAC that night.
Lobster
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 08:44:36 (EST)

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Cardiologist examines patient with the popular Breast Kissing Method.
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 07:37:54 (EST)

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W@rk 8:00-5:00....then I'm on the way to lil Rhodey for the big geeg..............see y'all Friday noche...................peace
chef
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 06:50:45 (EST)

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I WILL KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES!!!
Super Lurk Mouse
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 19:04:29 (EST)

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Welcome to Crowstone Manor Vic.
Macrobe <no@comment.com>
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 19:04:01 (EST)

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ten sets of 16-oz reps NOW

boris
- Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 19:00:56 (EST)

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OHMY FUCKING DOG!!!!! I'M DYING OVA HERE ON ALL COUNTS!! FUCKING FUNNY SHIT!!! Good job lurkers, good job.Okay I'm OUT (as ole croc used to say). LURK ON!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:57:27 (EST)

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this is me doing my daily flex

Meathead
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:52:05 (EST)

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make that #2 female weightlifter in the world

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:47:57 (EST)

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#2 female weightlifter in the world

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:47:16 (EST)

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almost expect habs shirts (skirts?), but first koho i see i'm the fuck outta there.
boris
- Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:46:34 (EST)

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Uranus is never safe at a Benny gig...
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:43:47 (EST)

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dirty, CPU is CPU now keep it clean
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:41:23 (EST)

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no comment

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:40:26 (EST)

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ET? they told me "we'll make uranus safe" so i could eat at Wes' for dessert after tree no-O in olneyville. bastages.
boris
- Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:35:43 (EST)

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"snatch technique" and "bubble cunt" = funny
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:32:57 (EST)

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This is the #1 female weightlifter in the world

TS
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:31:28 (EST)

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and you STILL ain't found ET? damn...; as for that hairdressin' sh!t, damn!
vic black
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:31:18 (EST)

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"Thanks" to whoever posted the picture of me at the gym but truth be told, I'm a little closer to the "gal" that TS posted...
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:30:46 (EST)

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Vic to haridressser, "Can you make it look something like this?"

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:28:38 (EST)

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2.8 years or theresabout. that's wit ass-gas powered CPU. fast fourier transform my left nutski.
boris
- Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:27:34 (EST)

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Dirty, 4945 hours as of.........NOW. Y tu Brutus?
viclet
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:26:19 (EST)

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I dunno...whaddaya think? Wiglet?

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:23:27 (EST)

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Vic weightlifting?

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:21:53 (EST)

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how many hrs/yrs mistah seti yeti
boris
- Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:21:48 (EST)

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I give you the indomitable Mr. Lifto.

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:12:44 (EST)

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I make nice for you! Numba one with the ones and zero's.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:10:05 (EST)

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now THAT's weightliftin'
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:08:49 (EST)

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this is truly disgusting. DO NOT click unless you wanna see a guy with barbells hanging from his NUTSACK!?!?!
really, i'm serious
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:03:14 (EST)

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Super Kitty
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 17:58:15 (EST)

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MJ at the gym...?

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 17:54:35 (EST)

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Here's a live one

TS
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 17:47:08 (EST)

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If I was to send Chong my 7" collection. Would Chong be able to get all binary on their asses?
Macrobe
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 17:46:58 (EST)

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black jet yeti finds love?

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 17:15:22 (EST)

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FBI agents nicknamed him "the Puffy Cheek Bandit" because he held air in his cheeks as he robbed banks.
why?
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 17:13:48 (EST)

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message from District Attorney to MJ: "get over here and get checked in"

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 17:11:37 (EST)

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Jap scientists claim to've found a new species of whale...here's a couple dead ones

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 17:10:24 (EST)

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can you make me look like HIM?

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 17:01:19 (EST)

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I use the SETI screen saver if that means anything
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 16:58:56 (EST)

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is it better that a comment be made or just plain silence?
Veti
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 16:57:56 (EST)

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DEVIANT!
or if you prefer Lester-style..
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 16:57:20 (EST)

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Anyone seen a black leather Yeti round these parts?
Macrobe
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 16:57:09 (EST)

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<-----------grabs kleenex, locks door
KoL
02906, RI USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 16:49:56 (EST)

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I am rated Homer Simpson--an honor I am mightily proud of!
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 16:43:22 (EST)

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Benny team photo. Don on the right

Dodge Dart, USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 16:41:19 (EST)

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PS-whoever posted that piss poor animation of a kid eating an ice cream cone is truly king of lurk...
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 16:40:58 (EST)

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Can I add this one to the gallery?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 16:38:48 (EST)

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so far with silent looks of concern
yeti negra
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 16:37:43 (EST)

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Hey Yeti Negra, how was the "do" received?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 16:31:38 (EST)

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no comment

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 16:26:17 (EST)

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dirty, your drink-o-meter rated me "Boris Yeltsin" thank you very much...
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 15:58:16 (EST)

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very fucked Lobster...very fucking fucked
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 15:38:22 (EST)

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http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/
boris
- Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 15:34:07 (EST)

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Damn it, this is going too far!!
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 15:27:06 (EST)

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Benny should hire a lawyer--I think they would have a good case.
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 15:09:30 (EST)

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Okay, this is totally gruesome and terribly sad, but I'm going to link to it anyway. Proceed at your own risk.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 15:09:25 (EST)

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Come and get it...

Sno Cone
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 15:03:57 (EST)

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what do you call the fear of a flaccid penis?
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 15:00:58 (EST)

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The second-most frightening weight-lifting photo on the lurk today

TS
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 14:58:31 (EST)

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...and by that I mean highly puntable.
ps
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 14:53:54 (EST)

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I always thought your head was the size and shape of a football, Lester.
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 14:53:06 (EST)

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Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 14:52:14 (EST)

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Since I'm already an organ donor, do I need to sign a special waiver to be a face donor? Why would anyone want someone else's face?
Wakefield regular
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 14:47:15 (EST)

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Finally a support group exists to help people like me deal with our most crippling fear.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 14:41:17 (EST)

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VICTORY IS MINE!!

Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 14:37:57 (EST)

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Lurked without comment

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 14:31:15 (EST)

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"It looks like the people of San Francisco are an endangered species. That's probably good news for the country. Did I just say that out loud?" -Jeb Bush, Florida Governor, while looking at a map showing the prevalence of wildlife in California, during a state cabinet meeting
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 14:28:06 (EST)

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any rods with those cones?
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 14:26:24 (EST)

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Yes KOL excellent gig poster. And yes, cones will be milling around stall #2. Reflector cones may cost you a little more, but are well worth it.
Drugsy
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 14:16:41 (EST)

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guy on left resembles that remark Lester

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 13:41:08 (EST)

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freakazoid

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 13:36:24 (EST)

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No, but a Shuttlesworth can.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 13:29:32 (EST)

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could a one ton bomb be fired from a one ton shotgun?
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 13:28:26 (EST)

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Police Ramadan,Police Ramadan, we're dropping bombs on innocent people that weigh a ton Police Ramadan,Police Ramadan, stupid fvckin' dubya must be the spawn of sa-ay-tan...
lalala
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 13:23:27 (EST)

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my finger?

USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 13:21:31 (EST)

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Jeremy's left pointer-finger was sliced open in an X-acto knife incident (true) yesterday while filming the ellison 2003 tour documentary (possibly false). Ellison will indeed be playing Sunday night at the Met, as long as the blood loss in kept to acceptable levels.

Marzipan have you seen the Wilco film yet? Mandatory watching!
The King of Lurk
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 13:11:54 (EST)

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headline: US Drops One Ton Bombs on Iraq ...
question: remastered version titled "Police Ramadan"?
boris
- Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 13:10:53 (EST)

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KOL - WTF, went to Traveler's this morning and they want $400 just to LOOK at my car! Any suggestions for plan B?
TS
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 13:01:35 (EST)

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a real yeti; hey dirty, keep your dirty pigeons cooped
the black yeti
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 13:01:11 (EST)

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Kingly one, are you imbibing Thurs night? And when will the shameless promoting of your Sunday night geeg begin? (nice poster!)
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 12:54:06 (EST)

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boris I think you must've copied my answers.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 12:49:01 (EST)

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My quiz results: You are more than likely going to die of a disease that has no name, probably fungal, and it will hereafter be named after the doctor you hated while alive, who failed to save your life and whose name will more than likely be Ira. You will be too dead to hate him even more when he defiles your corpse for fiscal gain. Your favorite music is the sound of a can opener.
boris
- Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 12:33:53 (EST)

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Are cones allowed inside Lupo's?
King of Lurk
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 12:31:56 (EST)

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UNabashed
spallcheck
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 12:29:11 (EST)

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The Smithsonian is under fire for sending "wrong signals" about drinking. Of course, no one seems to have a problem with its biased depiction of Native Americans or its anabashed pro-war aircraft displays.
TS
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 12:25:44 (EST)

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And another thing (not yelling, just saying) Chong, you got some upside down biplane stamps? By all means stay in Friday night and stick them all over your gu!tar!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 12:21:17 (EST)

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A real man just signed on. Anyway, yeah, Dexter, my family had homing pigeons. And proud of it. Sorry we're not as white as your folk. Oh wait a minute, pigeon racing started in ole england, did it not?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 12:19:37 (EST)

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take the music personality test
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 11:16:44 (EST)

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You wanna see a video of some dude randomly kicking strangers in the nuts? Of course you do.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 11:16:10 (EST)

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Anyone doing anything on friday? I have to organize my stamp collection. They all look like upside-down biplanes to me......
Chong
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 11:12:14 (EST)

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NI!
boris
- Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:56:18 (EST)

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did I mention that CHong is full of #2?
most honorable commode
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:33:42 (EST)

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THAT'S FUGGIN INDRESTIN!!!!!
HYMERS
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:25:43 (EST)

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This "Tornado Safe Bed" seems eerily similar to a "coffin".
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:09:23 (EST)

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Dead Lurk this morning. You all must be out praying to Saint Goncalo.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:03:58 (EST)

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Did I mention Chong is in #2?
Face
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 07:40:06 (EST)

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there's a pigeon race named after tron called the Talbenny Young Bird and it's real. very real. too real.
benny
TallestBenny-upon-Stoke, UK - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 07:38:55 (EST)

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Have you seen this? Episodes 2 and 3 my favorites.
Face
USA - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 07:12:22 (EST)

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Ok, it was a shameless plug to be 92000, and I spall checked, damn it!
Dexter
bakefield, USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 22:42:22 (EST)

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I have nothig to say.
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 22:40:23 (EST)

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Mj, you raced pigeons? Thatsinterestin.
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 22:39:37 (EST)

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I'll be at the the bus station tomorrow evening picking up the first busload of Alaskan NN fans. Will I see Chong? How will I know it's you?
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 22:38:17 (EST)

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OHMYGOD that looks like my ole bird, BUBBA! I shit you not! He won the RI Racing Pigeon's T-day race in '87.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 22:16:34 (EST)

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A pretty blue cock

boris
- Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 21:39:06 (EST)

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This is my date for Friday

TS
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 21:25:07 (EST)

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lipps, inc.
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 21:17:56 (EST)

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mercy. bow-coo?

just saw nephew's first hockey lesson. he's a human zamboni. told him "the day i see your mother carrying your bag i'm gonna punch your lights out and kick you in the 'nads."

thayer's nice now. gutted the joint. warweak slightly less weak.
boris
- Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 20:05:40 (EST)

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Hey Boris, dont you have some blue bar timblers and tipplers to attend to?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 18:02:28 (EST)

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QOC! QOC! QOC!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 18:00:47 (EST)

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I am me.
Yeti Negra
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 17:59:00 (EST)

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posiTron, i give up. coal with a 'tude?
boris
- Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 17:57:05 (EST)

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and a little tongue will get you absolutely no where...ask MJ...on that note, vic must AMBLE outta here...g'day cruel lurk...g'day
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 17:34:42 (EST)

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WR - thanks for the info
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 17:26:02 (EST)

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Just a "little"?
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 17:21:08 (EST)

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benny beware the black yeti cometh...
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 17:19:55 (EST)

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is it me or is that tongue a red herring? no, literally...
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 17:14:18 (EST)

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how 'bout a little tongue action?

USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 17:12:56 (EST)

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WR, Thursday is fine.
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 17:04:02 (EST)

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Maybe just a lick

Traffic Cone
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 16:59:13 (EST)

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Where's BS in this list?
WR
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 16:57:06 (EST)

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would there be any inserting of cone A into cone B?
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 16:51:40 (EST)

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Traffic Cone
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 16:44:02 (EST)

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maybe. define "back"
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 16:43:47 (EST)

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Surely I can lure you back with some hot cone-on-cone action, Vic...

Traffic Cone
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 16:42:49 (EST)

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i have nothing against the elderly...they should all be confortably stored in local nursing homes; besides, the average age of the on-stage persona on Friday night should be roughly 53
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 16:10:38 (EST)

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QOC definitely not coming unless there's a huge push (I like TS' idea of drugging the brandy!) MJ or I have the little lady's phone # (home & cell). Or call the Decatur every 2 minutes--351-5492. Her usual bartending night is Thursday but she's always there. Besides, Pete Burr would love to hear from you all! And tonight is Narragansett night with Allison!
WR
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 16:04:27 (EST)

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Vic is OBVIOUSLY ageist. Look for me with a bun and glasses on a string.
WR
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 15:53:16 (EST)

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traffic cone, I already told you...things just aren't working out between us...
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 15:47:29 (EST)

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I'm interested!

Traffic Crone
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 15:36:11 (EST)

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any of you lovely ladies interested in one of vic's own "private cruises"?
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 15:23:55 (EST)

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Vic has a special offer for the ladies of the Lurk...
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 15:02:50 (EST)

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Leave me out of this, asshole.
Slim Jim
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 14:50:32 (EST)

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snap into a slim jim Lester
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 14:39:38 (EST)

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Diamond doves have a variety of calls. There seems to be a long distance communication call consisting of two long coos, a pause, and a long, short, and a long coo. These call also seems to be shortened into a two long coos. Birds in captivity will immitate other calls made by humans. Then there is a one or two note call used by a male to get a female to come to a nest. Then there is the "bow-coo" used by the male in the presence of a female as mentioned above. After mating the male will give a series of very short coos having a frequency of around two per second and lasting for a minute or more during which the male and female both remain still. Only the beak on the male moves. There is an alarm coo which may be several short but loud coos when danger approaches.
boris
- Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 14:32:48 (EST)

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A baseball term within whose confines Grady loses his braims and steroids pay big dividends.
boris
- Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 14:28:28 (EST)

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Sure thing vic. And you might want to invest in some music lessons.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 14:23:31 (EST)

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hey "Les" you might want to invest in a few pair o' Benny skivvies what with the brown and yellow; and remember, yellow in front brown in back
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 14:21:33 (EST)

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below me, and.....
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 14:10:41 (EST)

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CORRECTION -- my FORMERLY white underpants
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 14:10:32 (EST)

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MJ, are you really gonna get below me blow away my rigor mortis
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 14:10:17 (EST)

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a hideous stench swarms Lester's tight white underpants
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 14:02:21 (EST)

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bah bah bop skeedy do wah...
Diamond Dave
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 14:01:46 (EST)

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COPS SWARM IN AND SURROUND MJ's DATSUN. The arrest comes two days after the release of Benny Sizzler's greatest shits called "Number Twos"
BS Cub Reporter
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:56:38 (EST)

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Boris. Define diamond.
Tron
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:52:33 (EST)

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Chef, I'll be the one BLOWING YOU AWAY WITH MY ROSEWOOD RIGOR MORTIS!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:50:04 (EST)

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i'll be the one in the encrusted g-string
Britney Smears
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:44:19 (EST)

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U.S.'s 'Iron Hammer' Code Name 1st Used by Nazis
umm...
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:37:37 (EST)

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***NEWS FLASH*** Cops are swarming in and searching Michael Jackson's property.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:33:28 (EST)

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i'll be the one with the nipple stickers under my see-thru top
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:32:29 (EST)

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Thailand is one dirrty place. A few years ago there was a big worry over there over some new trend popular amongst ? called "Filling up" "getting air" or something. People were sticking gas station air hoses up their asses while on certain drugs for some reason and someone died. Much furor resulted. Don't get any ideas.
The KOL
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:30:38 (EST)

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The Thai Culture Ministry is reportedly worried about the increasing number of exposed breasts on catwalks and the growing use of 'nipple stickers' amongst teenage girls.

does this band sell "nipple stickers"?
Ti Ni Boppa
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:26:36 (EST)

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I wish I could get a traffic cone to go out with me.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:26:02 (EST)

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And Lester will be the one with a traffic cone as his date.
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:24:27 (EST)

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Someone took a picture of Chong after he spent full night working at the bus station.

Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:24:10 (EST)

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Chef - PGIT will be easy to spot, just look for the broom HERE.
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:20:54 (EST)

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I'll be leering lecherously and trying to act cool.
Return of the naughty lurker...
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:19:11 (EST)

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Chef - PGIT will be easy to spot, just look for the broom
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:15:48 (EST)

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who knocked up the lurk?
Daddy Lurkbucks
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:14:50 (EST)

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poignant lurk today
vic
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 13:07:18 (EST)

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Hunk o' Meatloaf
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 12:28:14 (EST)

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I think chef has made the first EVA binary reference to the wormtown goys know as Big Hunks O'Meat.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 12:15:52 (EST)

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dog-darn you MJ now look what you've done
boris
- Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 12:01:50 (EST)

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I hope Chong can get up on stage in between sets and tell more jokes. That would be cool.
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 12:00:29 (EST)

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Big Hunks O'Meat
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:35:28 (EST)

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I gots to go so see y'all on friday and Chef, I was just kidding about the Loggins thing. Please play bad music beach. Off to buy tickets after work!
Chong
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:17:13 (EST)

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A helpful application for MJ. And everyone around her.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:17:11 (EST)

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...and might I mention, Neutral Nation says, in unison, "WE WANT QOC!"
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:07:10 (EST)

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I just noticed a "Big Hunks of Meat" sticker on my guitar case...how old is that...Drugsy?
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:05:34 (EST)

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No thanks.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:04:40 (EST)

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Maybe you want some shut the fuck up lessons mr guitar grommit.
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:03:59 (EST)

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Oh my little MJ....you better might wanna take some notes when the master is on stage , I'm sure you could learn something from my ferocity on the frets.
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:03:12 (EST)

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Maybe you want some guitar lessons mr loggins?
Chong
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:03:05 (EST)

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When Looking for Chong.....wait, fuck that. Why would I be looking for Chong?
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:01:45 (EST)

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Chef, when looking for MJ, think to yourself, "which one of these chicks used to be in "four non-blondes?"
Chong
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:49:59 (EST)

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And Lester will be there with ....ummm....some girl from Canada. You don't know her.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:45:16 (EST)

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Chef, when looking for Boris, look for the one who looks like they are into racing homing pigeons.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:44:01 (EST)

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Okay stamp collecting =funny too. Fucking very funny.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:42:57 (EST)

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And Chong will be the guy who has to be chaperoned by his Mom.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:42:07 (EST)

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I got a stamp for ya, your face and my ass!
Brisco County Sr.
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:41:41 (EST)

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HAHAHAHA! Stoving head in with a tire iron =VERY FUNNY! Fuck. That woke me up. Too bad it's gotta be Lee's head tho. Oh well. SOMEBODY has to get hurt for the sake of comedy. Anway, chef, be prepared to be particalized before my blistering solos ringing thru my amps.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:41:09 (EST)

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Chef, when looking for lester just think "which one of these guys is into stamp collecting?" That will be him.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:39:31 (EST)

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I'll be the guy with the helmet.
CHONG LEE
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:37:24 (EST)

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*** NEWS FLASH*** Good news for Vic and Don.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:36:02 (EST)

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I'll be the guy stoving Chong Lee's head in with a tire iron.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:34:01 (EST)

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Good Mornin' Cruel Lurk...as this will be my last chance to converse with you all before the show, might I ask that you all introduce yourselves to me on Friday evening...cuz I don't know who the hell you people are...I'll be the guy up front with his fist in the air for the entire Benny Sizzler set...Dog, I hope I get to touch MJ's boots...
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:20:07 (EST)

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MJ WAKE UP!

CHONG LEE
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 09:30:43 (EST)

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What are you tyring to say? Ving Rhames cant be the kingpin 'cause he's black?????? Nice you racist. What about Michael Clarke Dunkan? He was the kingpin and he's black. YOU RACIST!! Your kind is not needed on this lurk!!
Schemer
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 09:23:26 (EST)

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You sir are a racist!
Schemer
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 09:20:59 (EST)

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Not as bullshit as Michael Duncan Clarke as the Kingpin.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 09:18:29 (EST)

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No, Ving Rhames as the Kingpin is bullshit.
Schemer
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 09:09:11 (EST)

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A-Rod as MVP? That is bullshit. . .
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 08:29:54 (EST)

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"God often does his best work right after a crucifixion. What we saw with justice Roy Moore was a crucifixion. God will vindicate this man."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 07:47:52 (EST)

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I think Lupo's added the Haymakers into the opening slot. They'll go on at 3:30PM to ensure they have enough time for they're set.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 07:16:32 (EST)

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Two hours before first band? I didn't know big world was that popular.
Ben G
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 06:46:16 (EST)

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I suggest to anyone planning to go to Lupo's Friday, get there by 7pm to avoid being shut out of this show. Lupo's is opening the doors early, to avoid a Who like crush. Stay tuned...........
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 06:36:24 (EST)

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Point to my crotch
Anyone
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 22:50:10 (EST)

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Anyone know what time Big World is going on?
Brisco County Sr.
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 21:24:28 (EST)

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over/under for first "what time are you going on" = 24 hours.
boris
- Monday, November 17, 2003 at 21:17:44 (EST)

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I hate when our Old NN pix surface, I forgot I even had that hat!!
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 20:17:57 (EST)

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Blow me.
Joe Blow
Idaho, - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 19:39:05 (EST)

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a fuckin' mortuary...off to see Benaldo...dirty? stay clean
vic
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 18:54:04 (EST)

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yeah, I got in a chopstick fight with some loser named Chong Lee about five years back...
Ng Keng Choon
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 16:24:44 (EST)

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Chong Lee: beware of chopstick splinters.
TS
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 15:56:54 (EST)

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chong lee = not very nifty
vic
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 15:55:19 (EST)

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YAY!
The King of Lurk
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 15:54:30 (EST)

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no, this is MJ kicking the crap out of Lester

"Big Daddy" Warbucks
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 15:50:18 (EST)

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that looks more like Lester waking up from one of those fancy "dreams"
Siggy Freud
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 15:42:12 (EST)

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it's a hard knock lurk today
vic
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 15:35:02 (EST)

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MJ in five minutes
boris
- Monday, November 17, 2003 at 15:19:02 (EST)

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Lester in five years.

USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 15:02:23 (EST)

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these authors should be up in arms about royalties from libraries (especially because library patrons like to steal most of them)
WR
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:52:29 (EST)

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Lester's new band

TS
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:48:57 (EST)

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Wow, I thought I had problems...
Lester
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:47:58 (EST)

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A hirsute MJ gets ready to rock.

Lester
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:34:06 (EST)

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WR - would you mind helping me find a few more articles?
TS
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:24:43 (EST)

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humble pie

USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:24:14 (EST)

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yeah who told you that one MJ, martha washington?
boris
- Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:22:55 (EST)

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Chong Lee and his new rock band.

USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:20:28 (EST)

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The Tampoffs are number 1!!!
Lester
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:19:44 (EST)

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VIC I KNOW THEY ARE REALLY A SIZE 11!! How the toes?
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:18:29 (EST)

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they did NOT fit "ok"
ps
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:17:28 (EST)

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November 7, 2003 -Chil had a pair of fairly new size 11.5 gym sneakers that were a little too small for him. He asked Terry if he wanted them but Terry's feet were too small. Mike tried them on and they seemed to fit okay so he took them.
vic
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:17:02 (EST)

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Ahem.. "but they're up there!"
MJ
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:16:11 (EST)

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One more pearl before I leave you cretins: "Tampons aren't number one..."
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:15:20 (EST)

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next time we kick pub quiz @ss. CON--his clothes are too small to borrow
WR
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:14:52 (EST)

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Boris and Lester put on a show!
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:14:01 (EST)

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how does MJ put out her cigrit? tamponit.
boris
- Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:13:27 (EST)

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Arts and crafts with MJ.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:08:22 (EST)

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VIC ON HIS HOT NEW CELL PHONE FROM WALGREENS!!!
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:07:36 (EST)

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anyone lose a wallet?
vic
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:06:36 (EST)

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MJ kicking the crap out of Lester
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:06:17 (EST)

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Looks like MJ is suing the government for her public housing renovations.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:03:33 (EST)

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HAHAHA! I Mean this is LESTER ON HIS HOT NEW PHONE FROM RADIO SHACK!
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 14:00:35 (EST)

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Lester kicking the crap out of MJ.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 13:54:24 (EST)

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Chong Lee attempting to look "punk rock".

USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 13:53:39 (EST)

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Lester using his new cell phone.
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 13:40:28 (EST)

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bad pub quiz? what's going on?
PGIT
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 13:35:19 (EST)

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PGIT - this one's for you, baby.
TS
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 13:29:58 (EST)

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PGIT and WR - you chose a good night to miss pub quiz
TS
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 13:20:15 (EST)

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Oh wow. This is the coolest phone I've ever seen.

Lester
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 13:14:06 (EST)

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PRO--you can borrow his clothes PGIT-you were detoxing last week, now it's my turn (although I never follow thru on my promises to myself!)and I was at Ultra last night--weird, no beer on tap, 4.25 amstel in a plastic cup, 12 year olds roaming freely. But, I did get to meet Mr. Claire Danes in person. My friend stood with her jaw open and wouldn't say a word!
WR
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 13:03:41 (EST)

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A picture from the Chong Lee Band's Halloween show?
Lester
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 13:02:03 (EST)

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don't take Vic's name in vain
vic
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 12:49:23 (EST)

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less visits to Prov WR? WTF?
PGIT
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 12:44:47 (EST)

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PRO-- He's very neat
WR
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 12:15:43 (EST)

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what are the pros and cons of being married to Pete Burr?
WR
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 12:12:32 (EST)

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Here is bathroom party for the jerk...
Chong
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 11:44:21 (EST)

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More like truck stop bathroom party for Chong.
The Jerk
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 11:40:04 (EST)

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This friday at Lupo's! Neutral Nation!

Chong
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 11:38:40 (EST)

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HAHA! Top GUN THEME SONG!!!!!!!! "TAKE MY BREATH AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...lalalala..."
"Chef"
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 11:12:49 (EST)

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Trucker Hat For Chef!

Chong
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 10:44:14 (EST)

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Vic = Prick with sticks.
Schemer
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 10:22:26 (EST)

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Only one guy in that picture is smart enough not to be married,
Yup
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 10:13:19 (EST)

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Backwash is back?

Lester
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 10:10:31 (EST)

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Chef, you are a fool. Maybe if you practiced more your "hot licks" wouldn't all sound like the Top Gun theme song. Any day, any time I will take you on and prove who has the skills. Click for my thoughts on practice........You Loggins wannabe!
Chong
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 09:53:05 (EST)

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Dectateur Sounds fun.........but The Nation only plays "shows" now that we've won artist of the Millenium on the American Music Awards........practice is for bands that suck....where's chong?Practicin'?
chef
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 09:43:01 (EST)

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Hey Cheffy- Didn't you promise to play the Decatur on Sat? We'll just call the Lupo's show "practice". I usually only swerve on the way home, Dex.
WR
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 09:34:59 (EST)

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In effort to spur book sales libraries told to stop lending.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 09:11:56 (EST)

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"The Wall" action figures.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 08:39:16 (EST)

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FEAR the Costner logo!
boris
- Monday, November 17, 2003 at 08:11:54 (EST)

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Businesses to pay $16.9 million to remove toxic waste from New Jersey. Which explains why the Jets are moving to New York City.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 08:08:28 (EST)

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Lester
USA - Monday, November 17, 2003 at 07:41:59 (EST)

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Yes I am. 364 days a year I ignore and mock DallASS. Today I'm forced to hate them. Sounds like announcers all want to blow Quincy Carter, who is getting shut out.

Question: name the third-best professional sports team in .. the city of DallASS.
boris
- Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 22:27:56 (EST)

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PS-Boris and Dexter, aren't you missing the American Music Awards on TV right now?
MJ®
USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 20:14:18 (EST)

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QOC, QOC, QOC!
MJ®
USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 20:12:34 (EST)

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QOC should just suck it up and go, or flush herself down the Decatur toilet, it ends up at Lupo's, doesn't it Steven? NO!
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 19:47:08 (EST)

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that one definitely gets added to my repetoire...
Jokes Cousteau
USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 19:04:02 (EST)

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A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live well over 1000 years if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back with the gulls, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
boris
- Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 18:08:51 (EST)

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You probably want to look at it in the daytime when there is adequate lighting, no?
TS
USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 17:56:42 (EST)

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This chatroom is a hotbed of anti-milquetoast shenanagins!

Not to mention a clearinghouse for libidinous monkeyshines!

Perhaps even a breeding ground for the UnSpEaKaBlE PUNK ROCK ROACH!


TASTE! the stinging lash of my holy tongue! FEEL! the thrust of my moral impetus!
@sscroft again
USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 17:43:59 (EST)

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TS call me & I'll come take a look @ the door.
KOL
USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 16:59:22 (EST)

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...or how 'bouts we all just play at the Decateur instead.
chef
USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 15:12:42 (EST)

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We can just dress her in a clown suit and make her part of the act...Rich Lupo will never know......
chef
USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 15:11:56 (EST)

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Maybe a little less comatose...
TS
USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 15:08:08 (EST)

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Like this?
Qoc drugged and ready to roll
USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 14:20:21 (EST)

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MJ: Slip some Ketamine in the blackberry brandy
TS
USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 13:12:25 (EST)

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Thanks for the caveat.

TS
USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 13:08:38 (EST)

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L7 fuckin ROOLS
boris
- Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 12:54:32 (EST)

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gig face
Your Competition
USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 12:18:02 (EST)

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Anybody know a way we can drug the QOC and get her to the gig...?
MJ®
USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 11:48:30 (EST)

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ATTN: TS. I forgot to tell you that in the cannibal god movie there is also a monkey death caught on film. It's obviously just stock footage of a monkey being eaten by a wicked huge snake but it's still a monkey deadth. Just so you know. And ursula andress naked covered in blood!
Schemer
USA - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 07:15:52 (EST)

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Stab it with your steely knives but you just can't kill the beast. . . or maybe you can.
Drug Lords <eagles@betterthanus>
USA - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 23:17:06 (EST)

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personally i was obsessing on whether the sleeping gent had a lit cigrit in his left hand.
boris
- Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 23:08:53 (EST)

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Can't a real man get some sleep around here? Yah, good question, chef. Drugsy, is that a dog with knives in it's back eating the aCRAPolis?
MJ®
USA - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 22:47:48 (EST)

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waaah, i burnt my fingahhhz, waaaaaaaaah....
boris
- Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 22:42:59 (EST)

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WOOOOOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOOOOO is right Boris!!!! I cant wait....I aint nevah seen the Sizz before................and Boris..no excuses accepted. Be there.
chef
USA - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 22:08:42 (EST)

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i believe they refer to them as BEST RECORD IN HOCKEY.

BENNY NATION! NEUTRAL SIZZLER! BIG BIG BIG WORLD! WOOHOO!!! ONE WEEK MOFOS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO---HOOOOOOO!!!
boris
- Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 21:56:00 (EST)

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Hey Drugsy, is that a dog with knifes in its back, eating the Acropolis on the poster in a poster...or what?
chef
USA - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 21:15:05 (EST)

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Fanx for the directions Boris. As for WR, I will not follow your tail lights, the way you swerve..........
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 21:12:23 (EST)

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This it the real Todd. He is into women.
TODD!
USA - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 17:45:31 (EST)

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How do you get to Providence? Oh my dear, you are a sorry loser, aren't you my boy?
Antoinette Downing
USA - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 11:56:08 (EST)

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you can always follow my tail (lights, that is)
WR
USA - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 11:07:54 (EST)

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also recommend jacking it up to about 85 mph in east greenwich, which should enable you to hold your breath clear through warweak, after which oxygen levels return to normal. remember: warweak fumes just about killed donny osmond.
boris
- Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 11:07:37 (EST)

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ax for directions once you reach the extreme northernmost point of civilization known as the tower. don't be scared. just be sure to remove most of the corpses from the bed of your truck first. a little leftover blood's ok. expected, as a matter of fact.
boris
- Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 11:03:38 (EST)

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Thanks for the throat coat Doris. Now it needs a brillo pad scrubbing! WHAT Cheffy, you burned yerself? Be careful boy! I've been training hard, increased the beer intake, and staying up past ten, wow! How do you get to Providence?
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 10:32:01 (EST)

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so if the shrub tells iraq we're leaving by june wouldn't "insurgents" just lay low until then, after which they'd open a large can of chaos? can the shrub possibly telegraph every move to minimize chances of success any better? worst. president. ever.
boris
- Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 09:53:20 (EST)

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Lester I'll be by the bar named after the group of people never found inside tonight. Prob around 8 or 9. maybe off to the wild after... Although last time it proved to be my downfall as all sobriety left me after the first beer.
Schemer
USA - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 09:46:07 (EST)

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TODD is not "into" women. So I hear...
Chong
USA - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 09:41:01 (EST)

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fuggedabout Mr. Claire Danes, TODD is my new main man!
WR
USA - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 09:34:35 (EST)

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Prime Minister Croc please take out the trash. Your Yahoo address says "bouncybouncy, too full"...
 
- Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 08:42:36 (EST)

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91006! yay! so chong you tunneled thru dishonorable work firewall ok i take it...?
boris
- Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 08:19:09 (EST)

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Chong gets a weekend lurk #91,000!
Chong
USA - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 07:22:57 (EST)

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Any ever notice "vic" rymes with "total fucking asshole"?
cHONG
USA - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 06:48:55 (EST)

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I aint usin' no camel toe cheese in my recipes, I promise you that
chef
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 22:37:27 (EST)

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ewwwwwwwww
 
- Friday, November 14, 2003 at 22:31:21 (EST)

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"nothing you or say do"? WTF.
boris
- Friday, November 14, 2003 at 22:28:26 (EST)

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dexter had a sore throat so i coated it for him.
boris
- Friday, November 14, 2003 at 22:26:51 (EST)

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...and Dexter, I burned the tips of three fingers on my left hand at w@rk tonight...but dont worry, I still got a thumb and a pinky...all is good
chef
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 22:14:35 (EST)

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I'm with ya boris...you dont (heart) Kenny Logins, you aint human ("I'm alright, dont nobody worry bout me"-Kenny)
chef
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 22:13:22 (EST)

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nothing you or say do can make me not (heart) kenny loggins.
boris
- Friday, November 14, 2003 at 22:02:06 (EST)

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ok MJ...that is one bad @ss g!g face....I know you'll rock...but my chipmunk (way better than gerbil) style fret work while still rust your brillo baby........I bin practicin' (although the band will begin rehersals at 5:00 on the 21st...) better late than nevah...
chef
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 21:50:47 (EST)

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Boris, I'm not yelling, I'm just saying-you are bastard people
yor werst nightmeer
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 21:02:51 (EST)

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looks like a little competition in the kramer endorsement department...
boris
- Friday, November 14, 2003 at 20:59:57 (EST)

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I shit you NOT!
TODD
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 20:32:44 (EST)

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And a quick slap to ole Cheffy: Please click on my name to see an example of one of my new g!g faces I've been perfecting to BLOW YOU AWAY
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 20:24:18 (EST)

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Is that THE Chapin Ave..? Of the Armory district? MJ remembers a time long ago (when her wallets were still change purses and her brillo pad was on the OUTSIDE) playing house and lounging stoopside at ole 124 Chapin....
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 20:18:04 (EST)

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J ;-) :-> >;-> L ;-( >L :’-( :-@ :-O ~~:-[ :-I :-P I-O
WR
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 17:56:58 (EST)

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fare thee well cruel lurk...Albany or bust...
vic
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 17:12:16 (EST)

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make that deep fried onion rings
vic
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 17:02:41 (EST)

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it's a thick musty smell like fried onions
vic
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 16:43:49 (EST)

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Well my fine liege KING, I know your team needs you but I do not believe that Mr. Ben Lee is your cup of tea. And Vic, what does love smell like?
Marzipan
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 16:27:09 (EST)

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I smell a love affair between TS and Lester...
vic
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 16:13:02 (EST)

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WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that has sparked widespread speculation, Attorney General John Ashcroft gave explicit orders to his staff Monday to tightly bind him in heavy iron chains before the next full moon
i was gonna post the pic but its just TOO disturbing to see more than once...
click at you own risk
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 16:02:08 (EST)

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where is this 91 Chapin Av.? i feel like busting some boho skulls!
John @sscroft
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 15:57:53 (EST)

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Though I do profess interest in seeing Mr Ben Lee (who I've never seen perform and is just Australian to me), traditional Royal duties require my presence that evening. GO PATS.
The KOL
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 15:53:27 (EST)

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Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."
random lurker
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 15:46:55 (EST)

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nice work, Lester...
Long Duk
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 15:37:17 (EST)

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"Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium."
boris
- Friday, November 14, 2003 at 15:34:22 (EST)

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Lester and TS, sittin' in a tree...
Tony Clifton
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 15:30:03 (EST)

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This URL explains why no one likes TS...
Lester
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 15:22:09 (EST)

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A lifelong dipthong named Chong
Played a lot of ping-pong and mahjogg
From Hong Kong to the Mekong
He looked wrong in a thong
A strong sarong is where his ding-dong belongs.
Lester
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 15:13:16 (EST)

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Hmm. HERE Scientists finally catch Lester in the act.
TS
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 15:05:13 (EST)

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there once was a blong named Chong
who's shlong went ding but not dong...
don't make me finish that...
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 15:01:57 (EST)

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Scientists finally catch Lester in the act.
TS
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 14:59:02 (EST)

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Cornhole, also known as "Baggo," "Soft Horse Shoes"
"Its popular because it doesn't matter what kind of athletic ability you have," said Branden Martini, a second-year accounting student.
OH YEAH, I GOTS A BAGGO FOR YA SOFTHORSESHOES!!!
Lux Interior
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 14:57:40 (EST)

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I'm sorry nerds, cannot participate in pub quiz Sunday because my personal hero/Australian sex god Ben Lee is playing at ULTRA!!! Why didn't anyone tell me before?
WR
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 14:47:43 (EST)

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This is where TS was last Friday night.
Lester
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 14:44:37 (EST)

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anyone ever notice that "chong" totally rhymes with "blong"?
vic
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 14:40:10 (EST)

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TS's real first name is Courvoisier.
Lester
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 14:28:13 (EST)

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Lester is a 54-year old Nazi with a penchant for canines.
TS
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 14:21:00 (EST)

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Get back here, McKay!

Sheriff Lobo
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 14:05:32 (EST)

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i'm not sayin', i'm just askin'
WR
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 14:01:37 (EST)

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Hey there where ya goin', Not exactly knowin' Who says you have to call just one place home. He's goin' everywhere, He's B.J. McKay and his best friend Bear. He just keeps on movin', Ladies keep improvin' Every day is better than the last. New dreams and better scenes, And best of all I don't pay property tax. Rollin' down to Dallas, My wheels providin' my palace, Off to New Orleans or who knows where. Places new and ladies, too, I'm B.J. McKay and this is my best friend Bear. He's goin' everywhere, He's B.J. McKay and his best friend Bear. He just keeps on movin', Ladies keep improvin' Every day is better than the last.
the other BJ
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 13:55:50 (EST)

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Entrance/Gig Poster Freakin' Awesome....and I have more hot licks on a bad day than chong has in lifetime....I am guitar ruler....yes, Even master of Mr. Brillo Crotch!!!! I RULE!!!
chef
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 13:49:24 (EST)

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Nothing inks my plate like a good sans serif.
Font Whore
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 13:43:08 (EST)

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"just like one of us, and she was just a real nice person, and added: "She'll always be my friend, man or woman. BJ was a good person. Right now, BJ's still my friend."
Herm A. Frodite
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 13:42:27 (EST)

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not unlike Kevin Candian Bacon, they just want to dance...
vic
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 13:38:06 (EST)

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vic's real name is willy...Three Fingered Willard to be precise
vic
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 13:36:42 (EST)

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TS is a 15-year-old Metamora girl.
Lester
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 13:35:57 (EST)

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Lester's real name is Billie Jo Hawks.
TS
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 13:31:24 (EST)

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I'm told Palatino Linotype is most nefarious.
boris
- Friday, November 14, 2003 at 13:16:24 (EST)

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Sorry Lester. I'm a Futura loyalist.
Font Whore
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 13:12:07 (EST)

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NPR can get you laid:

"For both the male and the female, listening to NPR sends a signal to a prospective mate: “Despite my current income, in a few years I will have a house in a neighborhood with good public schools, and I will drive a Volvo stationwagon.” Women are sending an additional signal: “I consider myself smart and sophisticated and if I get pregnant, I will have an abortion. I might consider a three-way.” Men signal back: “I won’t try to stop you from getting an abortion, but I’m not afraid to cry if you do. I don’t like guns, but I’m manly enough to camp and mountain-bike. I just love nature! A three-way sounds intriguing.”
Lobster
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 13:02:07 (EST)

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Design nerds:
In the epic battle of Hevetica vs. Arial, there can be only one.
Lester
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 12:51:14 (EST)

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whoops. don't click there. click here
Ralph again
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 12:51:09 (EST)

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OK, troops=member

"There is no decision to pull out early, indeed quite the contrary," Rumsfeld said when asked by HIS MEMBER
"We will stay there as long as necessary to see that that country (sp?) is put on a path"
Rumsfeld said Friday HIS MEMBER was doing a good job in Iraq, but it was "a tough, dangerous business."
"The importance of this region really can't be overstated," Rumsfeld told HIS MEMBER at the Anderson Air Base.
Ralph
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 12:49:04 (EST)

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anyone lose a wallet?
vic
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 12:42:02 (EST)

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Best part frick Rucy Riu. Ah so, that Rucy so hot hot hot! Rucy Riu where are you?! Sorry, that rearry song about tarking doggie. But that Rucy Riu so hot she make Maximum Reader Kim Jong Il brow wad in Kim Jong Il’s hip hip hip sociarist jumpsuit. Kim Jong Il rove it when Rucy Riu play with sword. Kim Jong Il decide he kidnap Rucy Riu so Rucy can pray with Kim Jong Il’s sword. Ha ha ha. Kim Jong Il make funny.
in case of political correctness,
click here
scooby, dude
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 12:29:46 (EST)

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Pete Burr:

WR
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 12:29:22 (EST)

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but I am still me...
okay "Pete Burr"
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 12:20:09 (EST)

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liar.
PGIT
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 12:19:29 (EST)

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I am me, I am he.
Pete Burr
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 12:16:54 (EST)

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BSTC= Benny is Second To Chong.
Schemer
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 12:08:42 (EST)

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my toes hurt
vic
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 12:03:23 (EST)

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HA! Fred Savage Love.
Lester
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:50:26 (EST)

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That's BENNY SIZZLER TECHNICAL CAPTAIN to you, you fucking NEWBIE!
BSTC
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:49:41 (EST)

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And keen fashion sense.
Lester
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:46:51 (EST)

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Pete Burr is not a man...he is a machine (with hair)
vic
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:43:16 (EST)

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WHAT THE HELL IS A PETE BURR??????
Schemer
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:41:20 (EST)

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new front page/gig poster = fucking funny
vic
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:41:16 (EST)

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Oh I see now, No show saturday. Just wondering if anyone going out. P.S. Chef still has no hot licks.
Schemer
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:40:00 (EST)

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Just got this email:

If you've got nuthin' to do tonight Jami's having a punk-rock party at his house (I believe it's 91 Chapin Ave. on Providence's lovely Westside) featuring live entertainment from the Konks (from Boston), the V8 Interceptors and the Sleazies. Actually I don't even know if the Sleazies are really gonna play cos I'm wicked hungover plus I've got to work tomorrow (boo hoo!), but if we do there is a chance we'll debut our brand new mystery guitarist, Pete Burr.
Ummmmmmm, I guess it's not a mystery anymore then, but come on down anyway and check it out.
Lester
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:39:30 (EST)

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I mean BSTC
Ben G
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:37:04 (EST)

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BCTC that is,,,
Anyone translate?
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:36:18 (EST)

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Oh look it's the happy cramper BTSC!
Schemer
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:35:42 (EST)

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its friday no?
Chong
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:32:58 (EST)

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What is Saturday show?
Timid Firstimer
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:29:35 (EST)

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Argh, a mighty gettin' below 'im to Boris for sending the pinched log. Somebody get me a cigrit!
BSTC
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:22:03 (EST)

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thanks for the compliment, Lester. I KNEW I was hip! (how's that for irony?)
Wakefield Regular
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:21:32 (EST)

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Saturday night I have to work at a certain Fox Point ginmill.
Lester
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:21:13 (EST)

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Dexter, I have word that other Wakefield inhabitants may be attending said wrock sh@w next week. Can you imagine these townies in the big city late night? WOW. Oh & I think Plectrum & Blair are alike in that neither of them are lurkers
WR
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:17:19 (EST)

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Either The Southern Illinoisan has a sense of irony so highly refined as to make those Decatur Lounge hipsters jealous, or southern Illinoisans are so credulity-defyingly stupid that when they watch TV, their lips move.
Lester
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 11:17:15 (EST)

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Anyone going out saturday night?
Schemer
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 10:54:40 (EST)

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Herro?
Chong
USA - Friday, November 14, 2003 at 10:47:44 (EST)