bun e. luv
The KOL, M.D.
WR
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 14:16:36 (EST)
You losers with your PCs. Windows players are for losers.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 13:51:01 (EST)
...you are right, maybe the cutest thing ever.Thanks for the happy posting.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 12:56:04 (EST)
this has got to be the cutest thing ever
i believe in dog
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 12:25:28 (EST)
Chong?
pitcher AND catcher!
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 12:13:04 (EST)
Donu:

boris
- Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:45:05 (EST)
Sometimes pictures hurt more than words, Chong.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:42:13 (EST)
MJ.
Chong
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:32:43 (EST)
PLECTRUM.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:23:23 (EST)
why
boris
- Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:21:55 (EST)
It came from the internet silly.
Chong's Subaru
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:20:15 (EST)
Yes Plectrum, with typical audience reaction on the couch.
Mail Order Don
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:19:56 (EST)
Plectrum.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:19:22 (EST)
Holy holiday weekend! A real man finally logs on. Hey Chong, where tha fuck did that Boneyard insert come from? What smell, Boris? Lester, KIM is #4! And was that REALLY THE PETE BURR WHO SIGNED ON THIS WEEKEND???!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:15:29 (EST)
Plectrum?
Lester
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 09:45:37 (EST)
Lawrence Taylor used to send hookers to opposing teams rooms to tire them out before games.
Lester
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 09:24:51 (EST)
the costner logo remains unfuckedwith. nice. MJ, what's that smell?
boris
- Monday, December 01, 2003 at 08:54:04 (EST)
"Whoa baby I'm thinkn about your spam purse"
Lester
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 08:31:09 (EST)
Look into my sunken eyes! 
Chong's Subaru
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 08:24:57 (EST)
Oh, and only 76 days until pitchers and catchers report.
Lester
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 08:00:00 (EST)
Pedro, Schilling, Lowe, Wakefield, and . . .
Lester
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 07:57:39 (EST)
Hey Pats, My sphincters getting a work out with you guys lately, how 'bout putting the Dolphins away early and often. Anybody got any extra exlax for Boris? He was asking earlier.
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 21:54:31 (EST)
seems to be an afternoon full of mixed up pass interference, holding calls
wr
USA - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 17:31:13 (EST)
Sure is a great year to be a New England Sports fan.
Go Pats!!
"Iron Chef"
USA - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 16:36:31 (EST)
****NEWSFLASH****
Biologists have linked a mysterious, underwater farting sound to bubbles coming out of a herring's anus. No fish had been known to emit sound from its anus nor to be capable of producing such a high-pitched noise.
CLICK FOR HERRING FART!
article here
Don Ho
USA - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 15:17:09 (EST)
well...

USA - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 11:01:54 (EST)
Maybe. Are you?
TS
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 15:53:06 (EST)
yes, he is
PGIT
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 15:11:33 (EST)
Hey Completeblurr, are you at the bar tonite?
TS
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 14:25:07 (EST)
Mrs.Sullivan is recovering brilliantly, things appear fine for now.
completeblurr
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 13:32:56 (EST)
GO PATRIOT"S!!!!!!!!
flegg
c.f., r.i. USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 13:18:21 (EST)
4 Arms to Stab You
The Psychos
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 11:43:40 (EST)
4=Timmlin you mo!
Frank Carpano
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 10:55:16 (EST)
Anyone know the status of George Sullivan's mom?
"Iron Chef"
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 10:24:34 (EST)
Ummmmm 1-2-3? Is the 3 Lowe? We almost have a good 1-2-3-4. When you consider wake had a better season than Lowe as far as era goes. Now if we can just trade nomar for a-rod and manny for shiny new spikes for everyone's shoes we're all set! Basketball sucks. Give me my base.
JBOD <
joeybagofdoh!nuts@tvtunes.com>
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 07:19:14 (EST)
As for “The Cat in the Hat,” she said, “There’s something sad about a beloved icon for children becoming a shill for corporate products.”
Mrs. Clause
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 22:27:10 (EST)
Dexter--a hello right back at ya from la casa de la head buzz--aka woodi & eben's. no striped bass for dinner tonight tho--we had the other white meat
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 21:46:11 (EST)
Hi Dexter, I miss baseball already too. I do. PS- I got a shirt with your name all over it at home....
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 21:33:57 (EST)
Shilling's coming to Boston. Not a bad 1-2-3 punch for the Sox, how many days til pitchers and catchers show up?
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 20:50:42 (EST)

I chew pitch gum. On the outside, let's say of the ponderosa pine, sometimes pitch oozes out. Runny pitch is no good to chew. Hard, brittle pitch is no good. But in between there exists a firm, slightly crusted pitch with such a flavor. This is the pitch I chew.
the Log Lady
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 20:48:14 (EST)
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 20:33:12 (EST)
Listen here brother, this here is a lefty commie pinko friendly lurk and if you don't like it you can just go and log in to the...
BSTC
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 20:05:05 (EST)
i'm here
Kilroy
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:48:01 (EST)
what' wrong with living in a trailer? i love it'if you don't like where you live you can just hook up your truck to it and move to the next trailer park! yeeeeehaaaaaa!!!!
flegg
bucket, ri USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:42:32 (EST)
Rednecks = worst grammar and spelling
GRAMCHECK
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:25:17 (EST)
Flegg's just mad cuz George Bush didn't show up at his trailer for the 10 minute Thanksgiving day photo op.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:19:19 (EST)
Hello, anybody still here?
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:16:23 (EST)
I'd prefer free drinks flegg. As for free speech, s'all in the delivery.
what is vic still doing here?
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:09:14 (EST)
i guess i'm not allowed to have my own opinion.oh well so much for free speech eh vic?
flegg
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 18:37:13 (EST)
good day cruel lurk good day to all except that fucknut flegg
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 18:23:06 (EST)
WR, down to Davy Jones' locker...back in a week...
the dark yeti
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 18:06:11 (EST)
how about i cave your fucking head in first?
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 18:05:38 (EST)
Is the SETI yeti heading back to outer space?
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 18:04:33 (EST)
go fuck yourself
flegg
bucket, ri USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:56:42 (EST)
WTFLEGG?
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:55:14 (EST)
flegg your george bush ass kissin' ass is grass
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:48:23 (EST)
you anti-self defense weenie's need to get a life. if you fuck with this country you get dead real quick. if you don't like it why don't you move to france where they lay down and spread their ass cheek's as soon as someone look's at them crosseyed. this country would not even exsist if not for the military. so fuck off you fucking coward's'if you truly believe in your ideal's then show some ball's and move the fuck out!!!!!
flegg <
tremkoff@cox.net>
bucket, ri USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:44:28 (EST)
NOT that that's fossilized dinosaur fecal material or anything...
ps
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:42:02 (EST)
MJ this is more your style...

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:37:08 (EST)
what rollover you talkin' 'bout Willis? and everyone knows goth teenagers make the best dog owners
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:32:39 (EST)
WR, where I'm goin' there tain't no libraries...
veek
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:31:00 (EST)
1) how the HELL does that dum ass Vic know how to make a rollover like that?! And b) oh you KNOW when it's human waste. 3) no doggie for me WR, she went back to the dazed and confused goth teenager who was standing roadside crying....
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:30:17 (EST)
I don't recall any permission granted to leave the lurk for one whole week--you know most public libraries will let you lurk for sometimes up to an hour? AH yes, so much you don't know about the library.
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:27:59 (EST)
yeah well you'll all be sorry when you don't have vic to KICK around next week...all damn week...
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:22:49 (EST)
In the Bedroom? Too heavy for today. I'm watching Dazed and Confused and making pumpkin soup
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:12:46 (EST)
how...do you know it was...er...human...?
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:11:19 (EST)
Another dog MJ? HOw many is it now? If there are more than 2, I may just have to head to the shelter tomorry and pick me up one named Tuffer and add to my own menagerie. How's that for a major distraction--more dogs stepping on my head in the morning? besides, what happened to the relatives this evening? there are several other movie choices in my hands as we ?speak? (blog, communicate, bs, whatever)--sad dog fighting movie (amores perros), Liev Schreiber flick, and the Facets choice for best picture 2001 (over that crap beautiful mind) In the bedroom.
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:54:30 (EST)
See, I jist git in from helping two Portsmouth cops catch a small shepard mix running in and out of 4 lane traffic for a half hour, right? I won cuz I'm the one who caught her, right? Well seems she had taken a shine to some post thanksgiving human waste and gave it a roll and now I'm permeated with the crap. But the dog survived and it's all good.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:36:55 (EST)
Excellent choice. I will be @ home doing nothing, I think.
Major Distraction
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:35:16 (EST)
I don't got no pie, WR, but I DO have human excrement caked under my fingernails.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:32:44 (EST)
less than 2 hours left--looking forward to a Rushmore evening with a little of the kids are alright--anyone got any leftover pumpkin pie they want to share? Will travel for pie
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:25:02 (EST)
Vic!

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:17:19 (EST)
foxy!
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:12:37 (EST)
Vic's lady.

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:10:43 (EST)
well it's more along the lines of this...

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:05:46 (EST)
vic knows how to treat a lady:
lucky MJ
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:54:41 (EST)
this is a toughie: which one of these fellers just blew a load in his tight whites?

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:47:53 (EST)
sponduliks=croc's orgasmic moan after takin' a whiff o' my brown and yellas
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:43:41 (EST)
WMD:

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:42:57 (EST)
mj i will blow ye like the mightly north wind...as for the spondulik, think of it as a unit of compensation...and it comes in a giant wad
eek
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:42:06 (EST)
please define:
"sponduliks"
kinky fondue??
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:38:13 (EST)
Vic, bloe me.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:36:07 (EST)
invent the unbreakable stick then sit back and count the sponduliks
veek
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:27:31 (EST)
PC LOAD LETTER--WTF? It's been an office space kind of week--I celebrate the man's entire catalog!
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:23:26 (EST)

Mickey O'Rourke takes over for Jeff Goldblum in The Fly 3
Casting Director <
can't watch@fly.poop>
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:20:03 (EST)
AND, I bet WR is only taking it so she can bash it in with a baseball bat a la Office Space.
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:15:59 (EST)
MJ, I'd be more inclined to carve a headstone for the damn thing if it had been more interested in utilizing its malfunctioning modem.
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:08:54 (EST)
WR - Really? It's all yours. I got it for free from RISD, but I can't get online with it, I don'thave a printer, and it only saves on floppys. WTF.
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:05:34 (EST)
TS, a fucking MAC is going to the CURB?!! What, you one of them PC traitors now???? Don't you know you're supposed to burn the old and tattered Mac and give it a proper burial?
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:04:56 (EST)
maybe you should try a harder stick,vic
Butty Rich
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:01:15 (EST)
yes and i promptly done broke it
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:53:04 (EST)
Did Vic get the drumstick?
Captain Obvious
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:48:15 (EST)
thanks for the "condensed version" jesus dog
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:46:45 (EST)
Hey TS, I'll take it.
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:43:29 (EST)
Anyone want a free Power Mac 7300 (OS 9.0) with Illustrator (7.0, I think), Photoshop (5.0?), Quark, Flash, Dreamweaver, etc etc etc? The downside is the TCP/IP connection, no zip drive, and no CD burner.
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:36:11 (EST)
don't forget to wear clean shorts!
Dookie Ellington
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:33:11 (EST)
mine is the only horn that deserves blowin'
"Baby Shanks" Basie
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:22:38 (EST)
In spectacular vote-winning form, he posed with a platter of roast turkey. And for 10 minutes he dished out mashed potatoes and corn to the the 1st Armoured Division and the 82nd Airborne Division.
10 whole minutes!
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:15:24 (EST)
AND, if you blow the right horn, you can get backstage for free.
Ella Titsgerald
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:14:49 (EST)
Bukowski's is also dope, a handy stop on the way back from the regatta. if you don't know it, go south on Mass Av. from cambridge, left on Boylston just after the virgin megastore, and it's 1 block on yer right, neon dead author's club sign. try Delirium Tremens, its got pink elephants and dancing crocodiles on the label...
boozebo
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:09:29 (EST)
the Regattabar is dope, croc. if you like ginger beer try the dark and stormys, they got the best(you hafta ask for lime) get your tic stamped BEFORE the show if u park in hotel garage and it's $5
jazzbo
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:02:36 (EST)
BTW cheffy for a while if you went into Bukowski (a.k.a. Dead Author's Club or Bar or something) in back bay and said "Nobody can eat paste like me" to the right barkeep, you drank for free for at least a half-hour. sometimes more if the barkeep would forget. since they have over 100 kinds of beer, it got....visited. GREAT dump.
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:00:42 (EST)
article here
condensed version:
"Although tyranny, because it needs no consent, may successfully rule over foreign peoples, it can stay in power only if it destroys first of all the national institutions of its own people."
Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism
"American imperialism used to be a fiction of the far-left imagination," writes the English journalist Madeleine Bunting, "now it is an uncomfortable fact of life."
From Cato to Cicero, the slogan of Roman leaders was "Let them hate us so long as they fear us."
Although Bush did not name every single one, his hit-list of sixty possible target countries was an escalation over Vice President Dick Cheney, who in November 2001, said that there were only "forty or fifty" countries that United States wanted to attack after eliminating the al Qaeda terrorists in Afghanistan.
He added an assertion that is demonstrably untrue but that in the mouth of the president of the United States on an official occasion amounted to the announcement of a crusade: "Moral truth is the same in every culture, in every time, in every place."
Through its actions, the United States seems determined to bring about precisely the threats that it says it is trying to prevent. Its apparent acceptance of a "clash of civilizations"--wars to establish a moral truth that is the same in every culture--sounds remarkably like a jihad, even to its basis in Christian fundamentalism. Bush seems to equate himself with Jesus Christ in his repeated statements (notably on September 20, 2001) that those who are not with us are against us, which duplicates Matthew chapter 12, verse 30, "He that is not with me is against me."
The American budget dedicated to international affairs allocates 93% to the military and only 7% to the State Department, and does not have much flexibility left for further military adventures.
After reviewing the cases, the agency has classified 168,011 applicants as "disabled veterans." In light of these deaths and disabilities, the casualty rate for the first Gulf War is actually a staggering 29.3%.
But the evidence--including abnormal clusters of childhood cancers and birth defects in Iraq and also in the areas of Kosovo where the U.S. used depleted-uranium weapons in the 1999 air war--points primarily toward DU. Moreover, simply by insisting on employing such weaponry, the American military is deliberately flouting a 1996 United Nations resolution that classifies DU ammunition as an illegal weapon of mass destruction.
The Pentagon admits that it left behind at a bare minimum 320 metric tons of DU on the battlefield. One study of Gulf War veterans showed that their children had a higher possibility of being born with severe deformities, including missing eyes, blood infections, respiratory problems, and fused fingers.
he replied to a question by the Washington Post journalist Bob Woodward, "I'm the commander--see, I don't need to explain--I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."
The second half of Thomas Jefferson's old warning--"When the government fears the people, there is liberty; when the people fear the government, there is tyranny"--clearly applies.
To equal current U.S. expenditures, the military budgets of the next twenty-seven highest spenders would have to be added together.
Estimates of the likely cost of the war vary widely. In 2002, President Bush's first chief economic adviser, Lawrence Lindsey, guessed that attacking Iraq--an economy somewhat smaller than that of Louisiana's--would require around $140 billion, but this figure already looks too small.The first Gulf war cost about $61 billion. However, American allies such as Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Germany, Japan, and South Korea chipped in some $54.1 billion, about 80% of the total, leaving the U.S.'s financial contribution a minuscule $7 billion. Japan alone contributed $13 billion.In my judgment, American imperialism and militarism are so far advanced and obstacles to its further growth have been so completely neutralized that the decline of the U.S. has already begun.There is only one development that could conceivably stop this cancerous process, and that is for the people to retake control of Congress, reform it and the election laws to make it a genuine assembly of democratic representatives, and cut off the supply of money to the Pentagon and the Central Intelligence Agency. That was, after all, the way the Vietnam War was finally brought to a halt.Without root and branch reform, Nemesis awaits. She is the goddess of revenge, the punisher of pride and arrogance, and the United States is on course for a rendezvous with her.
a little light reading
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:53:20 (EST)
Chong, what do you do that you can watch movies?
If you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you? Yeah. Great.
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour. Da-uh? Space out?
Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:47:47 (EST)
croc, that ain't no band. 19 pieces? flippin' kansas city orchestra. you bastid.
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:40:24 (EST)
due to a friend leading me on a merry chase last night, I happened to hear Eric in the Evening on WGBH offer up some tix for a Saturday show at the Regatta Bar in Boston. We're talking mega-swank (not shank). I was the correct caller so I iz destined for the Bean Town Saturday. It's a tribute thingy for Count Basie's old routine.
Swingin’ the Blues–Basie and Beyond:
Kendrick Oliver and The New Life Jazz Orchestra with Monica Lynk and special guest Kevin Mahogany. Mostest awesomest thing to happen to me since a certain panty sniffing incident. And this probably won't result in a heavy regimen of antibiotics and permanent scarring of my nasal cavity.
croc
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:26:41 (EST)
the drummer from the donna's bun-e's make a nice target
♥
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:21:45 (EST)
Hey I'm at wvrk too but missed a large portion of the morning due to too much red wine, vodka, champagne, Miller lite, turkey, chocolate cake, etc. (& one other major distraction).
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:20:13 (EST)
wnats? is that like gnats?
sum ignatz
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:18:10 (EST)
baby shanks? is that that oso bucco stuff where ya suck the marrow outa da bones?
croc
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:17:01 (EST)
cheffy, the first was said neighborhood queen and later dunaway to rourke. pretty sure. how depressing is that flick. glad yr colon's fluffed MJ. i ate with some old-school goombahs from the Hill. no thanksgiving day conversation is complete without at least one first-hand tale about "Baby Shanks". providence rules.
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:14:06 (EST)
Mike Tyson has Vic's left foot.
Drugsy
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:04:05 (EST)
wnat=go fuck yourself
SPALLCHEK
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:59:19 (EST)
This barfly wnats to report the the wheat free/meat free was a smashing success. Go ahead, take your vegetarian pot shots now. Nothing will stick to this freshly flushed colon.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:58:54 (EST)
I'm F^%#&%# Workin' Today too........after F(*^*^ hell yesterday....can you say 16 Turkeys, 100# Filet Mignon, 100 # Pork, 24 Sides of Salmon, 6 Hams.....etc, etc....
and yes it was Barfly..but not Faye Dunaway...it was the old hag neighborhood blowjob queen that spoke said line..."best in the neighborhood"
"Iron Chef"
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:56:30 (EST)
sorry, 'twas "Barfly". hey isn't that the drummer for the Donnas with Bun E in that Target ad?
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:51:50 (EST)
Deliverance?
Ned Beatty's @ss
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:51:49 (EST)
paste is for wimps
Oleg Zhornitskiy, who downed four 32-ounce bowls of mayonnaise in 8 minutes.
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:42:50 (EST)
Xtro II?
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:34:53 (EST)
Mommie Dearest?
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:25:59 (EST)
The Eyes of Laura Mars?
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:21:29 (EST)
That darn cat?
Chong
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:05:05 (EST)
nah, today's not the best day to, in the words of Faye Dunaway and Steven, "eat paste". i'll just fork over the FORTY SEVEN dollars.
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 11:58:04 (EST)
Looks like vic or don or lester or all three already had their way with tyson. Now give him back his pantaloons.
Chong
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 11:31:18 (EST)
You have to get past me to get backstage! 
Chong
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 11:29:16 (EST)
Boris, as all women know, a little head will get you anywhere.
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 11:27:46 (EST)
Anne sings her holiday classic. "No Backstage for Boris"

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 11:06:55 (EST)
met's done flegg, lupo's sub-leasing gigs at strand, which means lotta early shows so's to not interfere with dance night there. MORE importantly, can any of you hoser fanatics work your backstage pass magic for anne murray?
boris
also, bucket, - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 09:20:12 (EST)
are lupo's and the met really closing? i have'nt heard that before'that would suck.that would leave the living room as one of the only big place's to see a show.but they only cater to the death metal crowd. we need to bring back the old living room on promenade st behind the bubble.i've seen many an awsome punk show including my first RAMONES show circa 1981 or 82 i can't remember.
flegg
bucket, ri USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 09:04:51 (EST)
Work is all about watching rushmore and office space today since we are only doing thre shows all morning. Chef I'll meet you next time. Shall we say 2005?
Chong
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 08:49:50 (EST)
oh and since it feels like there are exactly four people on dog's good earth actually being forced to w*rk today, it is my duty to dedicate the entire day to Distributed Proofreading. So far Rimbaud (corrected by Verlaine; how cool is that) then some Dutch because they use words like "vertegenwoordigt" and "zoogen". Dooden, where's my car.
doris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 08:34:18 (EST)
I farted just before going to bed last night; and it sounded just like Chewbaka.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 08:29:04 (EST)
nice grant fuhr. 'bout time someone gave ups to the first black and one of the first canadian injuns to get into hall of fame. sure explains the neck protector.
anne murray tonight. SOO excited. hoping she'll sing "You Needed (togetbelow) Me"?
since the BeLoJo couldn't be bothered to populate its little red boxes this morning, croc will be pleased to know that i found out about the Rams/Townies result in the fucking Lurk Sports Section.
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 07:09:32 (EST)
Vic rides the T?
Chong
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 05:55:16 (EST)
Lupos and the Met are closing the door folks. Last show is on wed december third. You guys should play!
petey
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 22:03:09 (EST)
CROC--the big D is open--Mr. Burr is serving the drinkies--perhaps will see you up there?
wr
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 20:34:50 (EST)
word to the WR. Any clue as to the Decatur's open/close status this evening?
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 19:17:28 (EST)
Anybody notice that this year's Macy Santa Claus was sporting a rather fetching Ms. Claus? Here's a tease of why...
According to legend, New York lore and two major Hollywood flicks, Macy's Santa is the real deal. And tomorrow, to the delight of millions of little children (not to mention the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court), the Santa in New York's great parade will be half of a same-sex couple.
And guess who the other half will be? Me! Harvey Fierstein, nice Jewish boy from Bensonhurst, dressed in holiday finery portraying the one and only Mrs. Claus.
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 19:12:16 (EST)
KOL you had time to lurk today before TDAY? Is that a pic of Dylan filling up the truck before flipping it & getting all glassy headed?
WR
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 19:11:03 (EST)
What weighs 106 pounds and can consume 7 3/4 pounds of T-Day food in 12 minutes?
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 19:00:23 (EST)
pardon my pic dyslexia... pic dyslexia? would that called pixlexia?
croc (with entire blood supply currently digesting and thereby rendered useless for editing)
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 18:48:55 (EST)
In case you haven't heard, the turkey was doing the serving in sunny Baghdad today. (where are the damn donkey carts when you need them?)

Meanwhile in another part of Iraq, the Iraqi people celebrated the liberation of yet another of their own by the the US's finest.
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 18:44:48 (EST)
Well let me be the first to let doris know that the lala boys at his alma mater have lost to the glorious Townies of EP. Final score in OT was EP-28 lala-27. But fear not doris, maybe the lala boys won't make the SuperBowl and they'll be saved the embarrassment of falling to the tremendous Townies a second time.
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 18:14:07 (EST)
cubic inches are for the folks lacking where the inches really matter.
my pants have more "leg room" than my car
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 18:09:07 (EST)
yes there are some exception's to the rule but like they say there's no substitute for cubic inches. american iron will alway's rule.so all you import driver's would be better served to step aside and let the big boy's thru!!
flegg
bucket, ri USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 14:36:42 (EST)
on the vehicle tip--
My Hyundai Accent Purple-People-Eater (with one of them trunk wind-foil thingys to keep it from becoming airborne), kicks all your todded little combustion-buggies to thecurb
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 13:04:52 (EST)
I see the 100K mark is approaching on the lurk. Of course if sum corporate pygmies hadn't cut off my access that mark woulda fallen months ago. Lurk on folks. Maybe I'll remote lurk from the family gathering at halftime.
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 13:00:54 (EST)
Happy non-w@rk day, y'all.
Flegg, though I do share your sentiments regarding "The Taiwanese Air Force"-looking Honda Civics et al, I have seen some extremely fast sleepers. But, I suppose they are the exception. Nothing like a beastly automatic 96 cubic inch pavement scorching Civic with a muffler you can fit a basketball in. And, the obligatory CD hanging from the rearview mirror...
The KOL
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 12:58:33 (EST)
I need me a DSL sugar-mama to get below and blow. This damn dial-up has ceased to amuse me. Happy T-Day to all you turkeys. Found it this week that they clip off turkey's upper beaks so they can't peck the food of their own choosing, thereby leaving them them to shovel-scoop whatever their tormentors decide to feed em. That's whywe stick to local farmed birds. They just lop the heads off their free roaming asses a week before it's time for them to fill my gizzard.
BTW- did the prez quiz. Leave it to me to pick a non-prez prez
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 12:57:25 (EST)
And seatbelts so comfortable you almost don't know they're there!
Chong's Subaru
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 11:47:17 (EST)
I've got Armstrong® Power Steering and no Shelly Long
Benny's Pickup
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 11:06:35 (EST)
Are farts supposed to be lumpy? If not I'm in big trouble.
Vic
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:42:24 (EST)
Benny's Pickup has a loose nut behind the wheel!
Chong's Subaru
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:34:09 (EST)
Fuck Off Chong's Subaru! I may have an AM radio but at least my heads aren't warped.
Benny's Pickup
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:24:47 (EST)
It's ok Lester's car, at least you have an FM radio.
Chong's Subaru
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:23:03 (EST)
Nobody even knows I exist. You guys are lucky.
Lester's Car
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:21:06 (EST)
I want no part of this.
TS' Car Door
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:20:04 (EST)
Whatever dick, nice inability to perform a 3 point turn.
Chong's Subaru
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:17:57 (EST)
Man you suck. I'm fifty years old and I work just fine.
Benny's Pickup
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:15:59 (EST)
I Am Piece Of Shit I Am Money Pit
But There's No Shelly Long
Just One Big "FUCK YOU CHONG"

Chong's Subaru
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 06:43:28 (EST)
Que Sera SeraThis Is My Su-ba-ru Cah
With Head Gasket Quite Subpah
Que Sera Sera
CHONG LEE
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 06:13:36 (EST)
no comment

USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 22:58:12 (EST)
happy turkey day to all you honda civic drivin" wing on the trunk coffee can exhaust can't afford a real car asshole's out there. get a fucking job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
flegg <
tremkoff@cox.net>
bucket, ri USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 20:37:27 (EST)
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
how about now?
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 20:05:14 (EST)
That is ridiiculous.
I'm not laughing
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 19:05:10 (EST)

USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 18:58:47 (EST)
the unknown porker
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 18:25:14 (EST)