lurkive 14nov-9dec 2003



don't worry, all voices from all parts of the ocean will be heard
vic vicars
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 18:54:35 (EST)
Dear Nut,

Find your twin and hop in the sack.
boris
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 18:52:37 (EST)
AM HATE!
boris
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 18:50:54 (EST)
SOMEBODY is having fun with Photoshop®...
Paste-up Lackey
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 18:48:18 (EST)
Can anybody help me out with my dreams and aspirations?
Nutjob <Nutso@loony.bin>
Nutters, USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 18:47:03 (EST)
chisel hard add depth / drop shadow / gradient overlaymedowntosleep.
boris unmasked
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 18:46:54 (EST)
vic sees the light...

some boob
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 17:46:16 (EST)
and the liberty rack? NOT TOO SHABBY!
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 17:40:55 (EST)
And, before I go, I would like to salute whoever is responsible for the "Liberty Leading the People" addition to the site. Very apt.
TS
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 17:23:29 (EST)
dammit...suspended
TS
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 17:10:22 (EST)
Lester gets suspeded from his job.
TS
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 17:09:03 (EST)
Do you have to be a democrat to eat you?
Mosi Tatupu
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 17:01:44 (EST)
TS, word...Gore is a gory mess and DuCOCKis should be run over with a tank.
talkin' 'bout the Yeti
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 16:54:36 (EST)
Yeti - I wasn't being redundant, I'm just sick of hearing Al Gore's useless opinion all over the radio
TS
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 16:38:44 (EST)
"the CC" ...

dig.
boris
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 16:12:58 (EST)
dirty, not sure i'm dirty enough to snap that chocolate chalkline...I nominate Lester the Mo
vic vicarson
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 15:57:30 (EST)
maybe...just maybe
YET NEG
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 15:55:39 (EST)
yo VEEK howbout a hand with this choco-chalkline
boris
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 15:53:24 (EST)
maybe you could sell it to the Placenta Promotional Board if its good enough
yum!
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 15:40:07 (EST)
It also rhymes with Goethe.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 15:38:08 (EST)
placenta rhymes with dementia
Lurkus Welby, M.D.
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 15:31:36 (EST)
An article about said indictment.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 15:22:02 (EST)
each derderian brother and band manager: 200 counts, involuntary manslaughter. indicted.
boris
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 15:13:58 (EST)
I'm thinking of using the word "placenta" in a song. Any objections?
el yeti negro
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 15:09:51 (EST)
TS found herself a job.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 14:45:21 (EST)
Guns! .... Get Some.
Ad Guru
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 14:30:13 (EST)
Fuck me.
Zefross Moss
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 14:19:47 (EST)
blah blah blah
zee Vic
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 13:57:30 (EST)
Nomar stay.

Patriots 2003:
No run. Score little. Defense very good not great. Equals quick exit. Zefross speak truth.
Master Moss
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 13:51:59 (EST)
Hey Mosi, I guess Zefross thinks Nomar should be traded.
Darryl Stingley
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 13:34:43 (EST)
Fuck you.
Zefross Moss
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 13:25:53 (EST)
<3
Remmy
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 13:08:53 (EST)
uh TS...precisely
yeti
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 12:59:14 (EST)
Hey there's this great club I frequent in Providence..maybe Benny should play there?
Hart Lee Dykes
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 12:57:00 (EST)
And who gives a fuck who Gore endorses? That's like buying a box of Wheaties with Kerry Collins on it.
TS
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 12:52:57 (EST)
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
TS
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 12:46:41 (EST)
hey! this is some seriously exciting chat! I don't want to put anyone over the EDGE or nuttin' but AL GORE HAS FINALLY ENDORSED HOWARD DEAN!!!
the black yeti
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 12:42:23 (EST)
Who cares Mosi? With a pitching rotation like they have now, the Worcester little league team could back them up and the series would still be theirs.
Steve Grogan
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 12:41:51 (EST)
Its 45 degrees, snow is gone....I'm goin' Skatin'....catch y'all later......by the way Benny, how's the T-Buck Sessions go?
"Iron Chef"
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 12:41:24 (EST)
chong=complete dweeb
vic
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 12:40:07 (EST)
But his heart is in Boston, why else would he call WEEI? Or do you think it's just Nomar PR?
Mosi Tatupu
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 12:39:24 (EST)
If Nomar wants to stay or doesn't, it doesn't really matter
Jim Plunkett
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 12:36:12 (EST)
Shilling is thrilling
Steve Grogan
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 12:30:16 (EST)
Or you call 'em "Mrs. Paul McCartney".
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 12:03:14 (EST)
no, you call 'em Cassidy
Sundance Kid
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 11:57:35 (EST)
Is "runaway" the accurate nomenclature for a one-legged escaped convict?
TS
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 11:32:28 (EST)
So THAT's why people are always trying to foist that Kashi twigs n acorns cereal on me...they must think I'm a laviscous little lurker. Like "denny" in the book 'Choke'...
The KOL
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 11:27:48 (EST)
Of course, he certainly looks like he could be.
TS
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 11:24:56 (EST)
Not this one, Lester.
TS
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 11:23:26 (EST)
Ask Dexter to do his Bombadier Beetle impersonation....it's a laugh riot.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 11:18:13 (EST)
I Love Food!!! Vegetables, Cereals, Rich Meats and Treats....and I Whack it constantly....so much for that dumb ass theory.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 11:17:28 (EST)
The bombardier beetle fires more than 500 pulses per second from a nozzle in its rear end.
that's some freakin @ss gas <beetle@juice.squirt>
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 11:14:52 (EST)
Nineteenth Century America ate like crap, until certain reform-minded individuals started to preach the wondrous virtue of vegetables. While they spawned the cereal industry, they had a much nobler goal in mind: with this new diet, they wanted to eliminate masturbation from the human race.
"All kinds of stimulating and heating substances; high-seasoned food; rich dishes", or too much meat led to nocturnal emissions, or, worse, lascivious feelings. It wasn't always food: "disproportionate exercise of the brain," he said, "leads to a general debility of the nervous system, involving the genital organs."
Was Graham Crackers? <nervous@genital.org>
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 11:09:32 (EST)
..but most are saying he's fine now...or as fine as he can be.
boris
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 11:09:29 (EST)
some sites are reporting that ozzy's pretty much paralyzed from his wreck. can't even work up a tasteless joke.
boris
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 11:07:12 (EST)
Anybody watch that really exciting pats game? that was awesome! Any game with no offensive touchdowns is numbah one in my book. My book by the way is called "This game is fucking boring". Don, will get to work on making 000's and 111's out of oooh's and aaah's this weekend. I swear. Really I will.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 10:41:17 (EST)
Talking about football after Mondays is boring. I watch the games on Sunday, read about them on Monday, then don't think about it from Tuesday through Saturday. The Sox's off-season moves are TREEEE-MENDOUS, updated daily, and worthy of discussion.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 10:30:37 (EST)
Yea Donsy, were a jaded bunch...Pats win the Super Bowl once, so its a done deal till playoff time....the Red Sox on the other hand have never been this close to winning the big one before (Forget about about Fisk and Buckner, its ancient history)...so we'll talk over the hot stove all winter (we'll take a break when the Pats win the Super Bowl....again)...till then, leave Nomah alone, let him and Mia stay in Boston...go Celts!!
"Iron Chef"
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 10:13:25 (EST)
First of all, Ska sucks. Second of all, Pats 11-2, current #1 seed in AFC, AFC east champs for 4th time since 96, looking to finish the season strong, 9 game win streak, and I do not give a flying fuck about the BoSox at the moment. I don't like A-Rod, Manny. OR Nomar. Whatever happened to Carney Lansford? It's football season dogdammit. Jeeeeeezus.
Dan
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 10:11:08 (EST)
you're right, donte hall. US football is however still inferior. will cut down on hot-stove-in chat. belicheck's a flippin' sorcerer.
boris
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 10:09:41 (EST)
Perfect stuffer for lester....
Chong
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 09:50:17 (EST)
The Patriots have ...alot of wins versus a couple losses, win the division or something and all y'all talk about is off season bosox trade rumors. Weeeeeeee!
Don
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 09:48:59 (EST)
Strange but true -- a ska band actually made money.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 09:48:54 (EST)
The perfect stocking-stuffer for Chong.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 09:36:59 (EST)
Are all people with the name Michael Jackson pederasts?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 09:35:21 (EST)
so we end up with A-Rod (named after the LotR horse), which is fine, but no manny and no nomah. what happens if A-Rod gets even slightly dinged. having griffey jr nightmares already. how hosed are we then, and btw, who's LF?
boris
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 09:06:38 (EST)
ESPN.com's Bill Simmons talks about the Sox-
(it's a long-ish and good article. Here's the Nomar part)

"There's a nagging sense that, like Julia Roberts, Nomar's best days are behind him. It's not like he's washed up -- he just isn't someone who gets mentioned in those 'Who's the next guy to hit .400?' articles anymore. At his absolute apex, he strode to the plate, did his "Rain Man" routine with his gloves, swung at the first pitch -- whether it was at his head, his feet, rolling to the plate, or whatever -- and belted the living hell out of it. He sprayed line drives like a machine gun. It was almost freakish. And then he broke his wrist ... and three years have passed, and he's settled into that '.301 BA, .340 OBP, 25 HR, 115 RBI' stage of his career. Yeah, it's good enough to make the All-Star team. But it's not the same Nomar.
The bottom line: You can pitch to this guy. Good teams get him out, as we discovered during the playoffs. There's a difference between A) somebody slumping because they're in a funk; and B) somebody slumping because they don't study pitchers, they swing at bad pitches, and their reflexes have slipped just enough -- maybe just 5 percent,but enough -- that they can't get away with the 'I'm going up there and swinging away!' approach once they hit their 30s. Barring a dramatic turn, Nomar seems destined to follow Jim Rice's lead, another physical marvel who peaked early in his career, then became a solid All-Star -- but not a superstar, and certainly not your ideal choice when you needed a hit -- for the remainder of his career."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 09:01:17 (EST)

I think it's more that after next year they probably can't afford nomar. So get something now. of course this would leave us with one less all star outfielder. but we have schilling. so that makes up for him. not that schill is a peach in the dugout either......
Chong
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 09:00:38 (EST)
You would think he would at least drive an Altima. He was in PCU for cryin out loud! He must have some money. Unless he spends it all on drugs, which he does, so there ya go. Bob's your uncle.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 08:57:38 (EST)
cheffy, lester, don, SOMEbody. why are they fuckin' with nomah all of a sudden? do we not need guys like him, or is he so replace-able or is A-Rod a done deal since we really wanna boot manny? why does nomah have to take the bullet for manny being a doosh? don't get it. btw.... fuck neumeier. weasel.
boris
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 08:48:17 (EST)
Dr. Funkenstein has been arrested for cocaine possession. Also, the Interplanetary Mothership of Funk is apparently a gold Nissan Sentra,

Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 08:43:39 (EST)
cheffy there is no better way to prove international fame and renown (and thus hot licks) than by having a satire website.
boris
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 08:40:46 (EST)
Boris, check out http://www.bostondirtdogs.com for WEEI interview with Nomah....
"Iron Chef"
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 08:35:58 (EST)
Screw you too Boris....The "Chef" is all about hot licks.....Chong sucks.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 08:35:06 (EST)
chong that is a fucking RIOT dude. anxiously awaiting 'no hot licks' site.
boris
- Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 08:19:30 (EST)
A-Rod deadline: Dec. 16th
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 07:45:50 (EST)
Cumquat

USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 23:15:49 (EST)
dipshit

USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 23:08:57 (EST)
Hey Vic. Looky what happened while you were gone missin'. What do you make of this little shit?
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 21:27:16 (EST)
hey drugsy what the fuck is a radiator overflow bin?
flegg
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 21:03:10 (EST)
Would a real rock and roller ever accidentaly put windshield wiper fluid in the radiator overflow bin?
Drugsy
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 20:34:03 (EST)
the black yeti is not amused...and i'll leave it at that
vic 8
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 19:55:44 (EST)
vic my thong panties were so twisted my belly had a chocolate chalkline.

now now flegg, it's all about balance, right? dogs and cats...bass and treble...sun and moon....drummers and musicians....

whoops. did i say that out loud?
boris
- Monday, December 08, 2003 at 19:26:03 (EST)
yeah the benny log is a republican stronghold
vic yeti
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 19:14:38 (EST)
hey boris your a big pinhead get a life
flegg
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 18:33:48 (EST)
wicked gay, dude.
PG
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 18:19:33 (EST)
Screw all you Republicans. I'm going shooting. AFS N. Attleboro 7:30 tuesday. BYO Charlton Heston targets.
Don <yeti.hunter.com>
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 18:16:53 (EST)
chirp chirp...chirp chirp...
crickets
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 18:04:48 (EST)
and the black yeti makes three
vic
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 16:58:28 (EST)
dirty keep it clean
Toeless Yet Yetison
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 16:57:20 (EST)
Naughty, WR, very naughty.
TS
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 16:51:16 (EST)
Aahh Dexter, these days of wine and booze must be keeping you so busy. At 11pm tonight I will be looking in your windows checking on you & the hippie chick, trying to learn something I DON'T know. Oh wait, since I know everything that would be useless wouldn't it? So instead I will be in Providence sampling a new restaurant (sorry Cheffy--no opening there) at the site of the former Empire with my 2 dates--nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
WR
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 16:48:36 (EST)
yeti you know how dirty gets when not reminded to keep it clean.
boris
- Monday, December 08, 2003 at 16:43:27 (EST)
and touche Joe...touche...
Toeless Vic Vicarson
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 16:42:02 (EST)
dirty's got his panties in an high bunch
vic
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 16:41:34 (EST)
sorry to be crude but rhymes with punt.
boris
- Monday, December 08, 2003 at 16:37:56 (EST)
bush will serve again is correct. serve the special interests that helped him purchase another one. big oil, big energy, big timber, big military-industrial complex. obviously compensating for small brain and smaller dick.

for sale: one global monarchy/policeman. slightly used. runs on oil and blood (prefers arab). nukular accessories, draft-dodger kit and lifetime AA pass included!
boris
- Monday, December 08, 2003 at 16:34:46 (EST)
KOL - do you know the name of the body shop? I need to fix my door ASAP
TS
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 16:34:17 (EST)
PG - wicked gay.
TS
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 16:33:17 (EST)
Iron Chef just paid 10 bucks to see himself on the silver screen. You can see him as the drunkest extra in Lupos, too. Special bonus footage of Sluggo's ass !! It really is a Complex World!!
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 16:30:15 (EST)
What toes vic?
Toeless Joe Jackson
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 16:28:29 (EST)
For those of you who really want to SEE WR, join me at 11 tonight, we're going to peek in the windows at the Hale library. Should be educational, at least..............
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 16:27:45 (EST)
it's me vic...i'm back...and my toes are killin' me
vic
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 16:04:30 (EST)
Yes, I borrow my orthos from Vic when he's in town. If you notice on that link there is mention of special attention to toes in addition to the usual porn goodies.
WR
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 15:50:20 (EST)
I am HATE CHONG!!!
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 15:32:17 (EST)
Over the shoulder folder holder.
Tracy <office@lackey.com>
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 15:18:58 (EST)
Flegg has blood on his hands!
Drugsy
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 15:17:06 (EST)
I got 13 of 15 on the Wacko Nose Job....and I just bought "Its a Complex World" on ebay for under $10.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 15:02:44 (EST)
WR...you wear Orthopedic shoes?
"Iron Chef"
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 14:59:35 (EST)
Michael Jackson or someone else? good or bad things, naughty?
WR
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 14:34:13 (EST)
I've heard things about their after-hours shenanigans...
the naughty lurker
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 14:25:03 (EST)
What do you think librarians do after hours?
WR
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 14:18:45 (EST)
party politic's suck for sure .they're all asshole's in one way or another' but i swear i've never seen a bigger bunch of jerkoff's than the dem candidates. they don't stand for anything but calling george bush as many nasty names as they can think of. they tottaly turn me off. they have no answers to any problem.BUSH will serve again and i will vote for the man. i rest my case you may procede to tear me a new asshole now!!!! as the late great ELVIS PRESLEY said' thank you' thank you very much.
flegg
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 14:03:32 (EST)
One for Boris

WR
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 13:40:08 (EST)
Wishing I was five again....
Some Old Fogie
- Monday, December 08, 2003 at 13:35:32 (EST)
Politics: The lesser of two weevils.
boris
- Monday, December 08, 2003 at 12:39:27 (EST)
Flegg is alright with me. I'm not much for party politics, but I will say the last 2 dem's who ran on the platform of raising taxed and pulling out of a military campaign (mcgovern and mondale?) got smoked...not confident in Dean is all I'm sayin. Not a Bush-backer either. I think Aquidneck Island should secede.
The KOL
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 12:18:28 (EST)
Hey KOL check your email
WR
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 12:13:08 (EST)
Hey, Putin only beat us because the press blows him! We're not going anywhere, Vladimir!
Tommie the Commie
- Monday, December 08, 2003 at 12:00:25 (EST)
Flegg totes the Communist Party line.
Drugsy
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 11:55:26 (EST)
all the democrat candidates are big time asshole's!!!!!!
flegg
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 11:38:12 (EST)
Any candidate who uses the "F-word" is a big time asshole.
Shrub
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 11:33:48 (EST)
more wacky NY fun
WR
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 11:05:02 (EST)
The wonderful world of graphic design.
TS
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 10:58:00 (EST)
Oops.
TS
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 10:53:16 (EST)
All Aboard! All Aboard! For a cruise down The Alimentary Canal! Chorus:Come take a cruise ' just takes a day. The Alimentary Canal, it'll whisk us way. The canal will amaze you as it changes in size. We'll see many organs along the ride. The first stop's the mouth where saliva and teeth chew and prepare us for the things we will see. Chorus We'll travel the esophagus to a big spot. They call this the stomach. It holds quite a lot. Then on to the intestines, first small and then large. They'll expand as we pass and make room for our barge. Chorus Some special juices will make our trip smooth. We'll slither along and slowly move. And for this cruise what do we pay? Our blood takes our nutrients by the end of the day. Chorus
WR
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 10:28:59 (EST)
Malmsteenian, Springsteenian, Go-Betweenian, Weenian. Oy.
boris
- Monday, December 08, 2003 at 10:10:24 (EST)
Or perhaps Vic is "sitting" for Cynthia
WR
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 09:53:11 (EST)
With vanity always in fashion and shoes reaching iconic cultural status, women are having parts of their toes lopped off to fit into the latest Manolo Blahniks or Jimmy Choos. Cheerful how-to stories about these operations have appeared in women's magazines and major newspapers and on television news programs. But the stories rarely note the perils of the procedures. For the sake of better "toe cleavage," as it is known to the fashion-conscious, women are risking permanent disability, according to many orthopedists and podiatrists.
whut th' hell?
sure, vic."on tour".we know what yer up to.
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 09:20:13 (EST)
Chong, you are a noodler of Malmsteenian proportions.
Nigel Tufnel
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 09:15:34 (EST)
My client has no response. He would however, like to invite you to a friendly game of........
ricky chang
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 09:03:37 (EST)
Me thinks Senor Chong has too much time on his hands!!
"Iron Chef"
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 08:53:28 (EST)
MY NEW WEBSITE!!!!
CHONG
USA - Monday, December 08, 2003 at 07:32:55 (EST)
go fucking patriot's!!!!!!!
flegg
USA - Sunday, December 07, 2003 at 20:04:11 (EST)
You want me to KICK a FOOTBALL in THIS weather?

What are you fuckin' high?
Adam
Foxborough, MA - Sunday, December 07, 2003 at 16:54:10 (EST)
I would just like to state, for the record, that the people who allegedly plow the streets of this city are ASSHOLES.
TS
USA - Sunday, December 07, 2003 at 14:40:49 (EST)
Okay Male Groinwood. You have now officially crossed the line! That last pic of Chong is absolutly repulsive, revolting and what ever other re... words you'd like to throw in/down.
Don Qué
USA - Sunday, December 07, 2003 at 13:43:37 (EST)
or "Hard Art"
boris
- Sunday, December 07, 2003 at 09:14:17 (EST)
so yeah, this distributed proofreading thing. i go to see if i've graduated from 'newbie' (did) and there's one listed as "Hart Art" (degree of difficulty to proof and category) and BANG...i'm proofreading some 1921 shit from Oxford University on 14th century stories. written by a guy named Sisam and another dood named JRR something or other. SUCH a BONER i got!
boris
- Sunday, December 07, 2003 at 09:12:10 (EST)
Don Lee Malvo And Male Greenwood can eat it on ice with a pickle. Thank dog the screwbaru is up and running again or I would have never made it to work today. Don, if you are planning on driving that beverly hillbilly contraption today I suggest you make Male ride in the back. You will need the extra weight over the rear wheels.
Chong
USA - Sunday, December 07, 2003 at 07:17:42 (EST)
I'm using post #96,022 to post THIS picture of Chong.
MJ®
USA - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 22:30:41 (EST)
Chong?

USA - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 20:43:54 (EST)
URI SLAPS PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.c.
Dexter
SametownasKingston, USA - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 19:55:45 (EST)
I'm using post #96,000 to link to this picture of Chong.
Lester
USA - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 18:47:35 (EST)
the other timmy can get below me.
boris
kingston, - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 18:44:48 (EST)
no comment

USA - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 17:54:39 (EST)
This snow blows!
Dexter
Bakefield, ukraine Russia - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 16:14:39 (EST)
Ooooh can I play the insult game? Come on. Please. Okay great. Ready? ..........Chong Lee Malvo. -------ahahahahaha.
Mail Order Don
USA - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 15:01:10 (EST)
WICKED not hot out.
boris
- Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 11:53:24 (EST)
Dexter, "Tear My Waistcoat Off" is overdue by three weeks. Please return or pay the fines. Thank you.
Cranston Public Library
USA - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 00:05:37 (EST)
WR, now people know why I hang at the library!! Any new Joe Lansdale, East Texas mysteries ?
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 20:57:53 (EST)

translation?!?!:when it takes me in its arms it speaks me all bottom I see pink meat?!?!?
not your average...
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 18:19:32 (EST)
You kids and you insults is High-Larious
Suzy Hotspots
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 18:11:52 (EST)
this is an insult
the unknown porker
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 18:10:59 (EST)

easy Marvin
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 17:55:26 (EST)
The creature possesses a hard shell, an organ for grabbing prey, six gills, as well as a "copulatory organ [that] is large and stout", says the team.
go team!
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 17:47:13 (EST)
aye, it's me again mateys another classic Christmas gift for all yous guys & gals--MEAT DOLLS

WR
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 17:42:48 (EST)
what was the earth-shattering kaboom that made you drop the "IT", PGIT? Maybe I'll be snowed in this w-end, TS & won't be able to make it to the Green Room Sat nite (or pick up the mac either)
wr
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 17:09:13 (EST)
FUCKED UP RONNIE
your fucked up ronnie. your not gonna last. your gonna die too from a neutron blast. your fucked up ronnie. i'm lyin' in a pool of blood, leave me alone. i don't want your help anyway. when you march us off to war will you be there to save the day. your fucked up ronnie.
short but sweet
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 16:53:27 (EST)
What's up lurkers? Yes, a real man has just logged on. Yeah, I know, PGIT, how about them whopping "2 dozen" complaints to the billboard company re: the PETA billboard. I've seen more irate catholics on stage at a Benny Sizzler show.
MJ®
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 16:19:52 (EST)
wicked gay, dude.
PG
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 15:53:49 (EST)

WR
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 15:40:01 (EST)
wait, I am so stupid.
Dan
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 15:33:22 (EST)
Ahhhh Miami...the only place I've ever seen concertina wire on the roofs of people's homes. Get ready to hear the blubbering of Dolphin fans as their team gets smacked around in the snow Sunday. And then hurry yerass back up to 'good' ole' Rhody.
Dan himself
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 15:32:48 (EST)
WR-you can have the Mac this weekend if you want it. PGIT, have you completed your training? Do you notice the even MORE "wicked gay" shit?!?!?!...unbelievable. MJ-I have a few more pix for you(I'll scan them in over the weekend). And Lester, get below me.
TS
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 15:01:25 (EST)
I'm back, you motherfuckers! It was SO cold and snowy in Miami, I'm so jealous that you all got to hang out at the beach and....oh...wait a minute...er...
TS
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 14:57:27 (EST)
"Now which one of these coins here is a dime?"
Ronny
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 14:36:42 (EST)
what the library is really like these days
WR
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 14:36:14 (EST)
if you're an ancient crustacean with an oversized wanker you can really go far

Jumbo the shrimp
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 14:26:35 (EST)
because if you're a conservative with a Reagan dime in your pocket you can call all your friends.
Nancy Boy
- Friday, December 05, 2003 at 13:56:26 (EST)

boris
- Friday, December 05, 2003 at 13:07:47 (EST)
excellent llama. excellent site too ... "I was born July 8th, 1980, in Boston, Massachussetts."
boris
- Friday, December 05, 2003 at 12:46:36 (EST)

Boris, this is what I think.
The King of Lurk
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 12:27:24 (EST)

twatopotamus is my fav..
PG
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 12:21:52 (EST)
An old fav--cheese eating surrender monkey
WR
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 12:17:17 (EST)
French drôle, buffoon. From Old French drolle, bon vivant. Possibly from Middle Dutch drol, goblin.
Webster
- Friday, December 05, 2003 at 12:09:35 (EST)
you'd have to be a REAL asshat to do that.
 
- Friday, December 05, 2003 at 12:06:05 (EST)
The only thing more droll than reading about bands is writing about them.
Oscar Wilde
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 11:58:27 (EST)
BJ OD, the band -- being in global demand on an hourly basis -- is usually distracted by critical issues of international import. that kofi annan guy's a WICKED pest to name just one. vine-ripened lackeys (or in my case lackwits) try to hold the fort until they can spare a moment.
boris
- Friday, December 05, 2003 at 11:36:07 (EST)
should there be *band* talk on this site? What band?
WR
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 11:17:38 (EST)
I'm starting to get the feeling that there isn't much "band" talk on this guestbook.
JBOD
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 11:09:04 (EST)
Fuckless Choir-hump
C
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 11:07:29 (EST)
spanking ferret poker
insulter
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 11:00:27 (EST)
See ya lester. Have a nice trip you crapmatic bitchbag.
Chong
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 10:47:04 (EST)
Alright you worthless motherbitches, I'm out of here. I'm heading to T.F. Green and escaping this cold and shitty weather by flying to . . . Chicago. See you Lurkside on Tuesday.
Lester
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 10:42:34 (EST)
FOLLOWUP -- The PETA billboard is coming down.
Sir Les
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 09:42:37 (EST)
Middleblob was awfully ominous and still when I passed through it this morning. Lurking, indeed.
The KOL
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 09:28:26 (EST)
"People thought I was dead. But I wasn't. I was just directing The A-Team,"
RIP -- David Hemmings
Lester
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 08:14:55 (EST)
hey Iron Man you getting nailed with snow this weekend or wot
boris
- Friday, December 05, 2003 at 08:13:07 (EST)
Does Nancy Drew have pictures. Dexter like pictures.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 07:32:06 (EST)
Most excrement Insult Contest at the bar last night. Got into the finals (with help from Sir Les) on "Grandmaster Asshat". Lost on "specious fuck-knuckle". Also used "capering lickspittle" and the old chestnut "rat-faced morsel of dick sweat". "Prancing jackanape" was disqualified. Tough competition.
boris
- Friday, December 05, 2003 at 07:32:00 (EST)
break out the nancy drew series
boris
- Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 20:03:36 (EST)
I'm laid off, maybe I'll hang out at the local library, and check out the librarian, MJ, gimme my rag!
Dexter
Hale library, USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 20:00:15 (EST)
i'm not a strong swimmer
Long Duk Dong
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 18:07:16 (EST)
who here is a colymbosathon ecplecticos?
WR
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 16:41:23 (EST)
yeaaahh boi! A lil sumthin, sumthin just in time for the holidays
WR
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 16:07:24 (EST)
Rumor is that Saurbeck is going to the Cubs. No confirmation yet though.
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 15:39:59 (EST)
buh-bye nick johnson in that deal too? excellent. screw those yankee dumb-asses.
boris
- Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 15:37:33 (EST)
screw the stupid yankees. i hope they sign sheffield so they won't chase vladdy. also hope pettitte's family whines HARD about wanting to go home to houston. sheffield's old, brittle and a clubhouse carbuncle. IR by june.
ghost of tom yawkey
- Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 15:20:44 (EST)
Fenway Francona is official.
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 15:03:55 (EST)
"Not to be outdone by President Bush visiting Iraq for Thanksgiving, Saddam Hussein flew into New York for a surprise visit to celebrate the end of Ramadan."
Lobster
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 14:31:13 (EST)
The fucking Yankees sign fucking Javier Vazquez.
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 13:01:42 (EST)
at the risk of vic telling me to keep it clean in absentia ... wouldn't hinge beer funds on that disguise. all nazis need to know to look for is right there. worst by far though -- almost all nazis monitor all installations. meaning you = longpig porkchop. wireless = only safe bet.
boris
- Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 12:45:09 (EST)
Chicken City sign is at the Brick Alley Pub. No images online anywhere though. What up with that. And that new FU pic looks like a big sausage party to me.
Drugsy
Chicken City by the Sea, USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 12:08:32 (EST)
This application is VERY cool. It allows you to interpret your workplace sysadmin as damage and route around it. The way it works is, you install the app on your home, broadband-connected PC, and then when you get to the office you run a complimentary app on your PC there. The app disguises and forwards all of your at work Web traffic to your home PC, which fetches and sends back the pages you're looking for, free from automatic monitors, filters, and workplace snoopers.
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 11:59:44 (EST)
Where's Chicken City at?
WR
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 11:07:43 (EST)
Don, package recieved. You pesticle.
Chong
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 10:59:22 (EST)
More signs! Yay! Middleblob needs more signs! Bigger ones, too!!
Lester's Boss-lady
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 10:57:51 (EST)
Dear Jerk, I believe thats a pontiac firebird.
Schemer
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 10:51:11 (EST)
That's the place. Sometimes you can't see the forest through all the trees. And sometimes you cant even see the trees.
Falling In Ditches
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 10:48:58 (EST)
Apparently, Nissan had no idea the 1985 300ZX would be such an effective crime-fighter.
The Jerk
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 10:40:32 (EST)
Dear, "Falling in Ditches", do you mean THIS Middleblob? Love, MJ

USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 10:39:20 (EST)

One shall stand, and one shall fall.
Megatron
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 10:38:43 (EST)

No one is safe!


Turbo Teen
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 10:37:47 (EST)
Hair Comb Forward=RULES!!!
Eugene Delacrotch
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 10:37:30 (EST)


You Are Not Safe!
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 10:28:36 (EST)
1 a : to lie in wait in a place of concealment especially for an evil purpose b : to move furtively or inconspicuously c : to persist in staying 2 a : to be concealed but capable of being discovered; specifically : to constitute a latent threat b : to lie hidden - lurker. means to behave so as to escape attention. implies a lying in wait in a place of concealment and often suggests an evil intent .suggests more strongly cowardice or fear or sinister intent .implies moving stealthily often merely to escape attention may add an implication of entering or leaving a place or evading a difficulty by furtive, indirect, or underhanded methods .
WR
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 10:25:59 (EST)
Hey some fucker is posting as 'Danny' and that is not me. Knock it off, cocksmoker.
The KOL
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 10:08:59 (EST)
If you google "miserable failure", the first hit is George W. Bush's biography!
WR
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 09:55:33 (EST)
There's no white flag because it depicts the French Revolution, the only war the French have ever won.
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 08:55:31 (EST)
thanks from the neuron-impaired. didn't see a white flag so would've never guessed french.
boris
- Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 08:41:44 (EST)
The Red Sox have scheduled a press conference for this afternoon. . .
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 08:20:20 (EST)
"Marianne isn't a real person; it is believed that her name was a revolutionary codeword. She represents the French republic, and until this century she was faceless, or the face of every woman -- noble, common, artisan, peasant."
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 07:36:17 (EST)
"Yellow and Brown Liberty Leads the People"
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 07:34:14 (EST)
cool but i liked the battle one from last night with the Benny banner and the sword and the glamdrings spilling out and the dead guy's pubes. wicked hot. very tinuviel-esque. was that carry nation or somethin? joan of wallet? judge lisi vs the out-of-state lawyers?
boris
- Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 07:31:25 (EST)
And I only respond to grammatically correct insults. Asshat.
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 07:26:36 (EST)
Is Tuscon near Tuscany?
boris
- Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 07:24:36 (EST)
Is that the band Hair Combed Forward?
Lester
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 07:23:39 (EST)
We may be worse but at least we're not from middletown!


The Falling In Ditches
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 04:47:15 (EST)
I think MJ gets this reaction pretty much everywhere she goes.


Schemer
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 04:15:56 (EST)
No, but the FIDS are worse.
Danny
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 00:24:57 (EST)
Is this band any good?
Noonan
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 00:24:14 (EST)
The good captain begs of you to please identify lurkers in the new fu photo. We need to get release forms.
BSTC
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 00:23:42 (EST)
It's GREAT around here without that dirty creepy Vic hangin' 'bout!
Larrissa
Tuscon, AZ USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 00:21:53 (EST)
Is this band any good?
Johnson
USA - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 00:20:50 (EST)
nope it's just a good old fashioned hardcore drunk bar where you can get drunk-smoke some crack-get laid and get shot all in one night. it's my kind o' place
flegg
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 21:00:06 (EST)
by the way, if you google "wicked hot" benny's like #5. impressive. not as impressive as the new photo. but impressive.
boris
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 20:57:46 (EST)
lotta little bars/cafes on chandler; maybe just ask a random drunk worcester state student? may even be a campus bahhh...???
boris
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 20:46:19 (EST)
anybody know where the chandler st.tavern is in wormtown?
flegg
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 20:36:03 (EST)
hello out there in lurker land rancid kicked ass last night at lupo's. the other band's kind of stunk but it was a good night.
turdwipe
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 20:06:01 (EST)
If they are right, the consequences would be stunning. As well as proving that tiny black holes exist, it would unveil hidden dimensions in our universe.
Sagan was a toker
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 19:56:32 (EST)
lester is a fucking loser boy who jack's off in the shower
jbhatnin
crud, ma USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 19:56:04 (EST)
please enlighten the loser who's evidently smoked too much pot. is thomas touring with them? a certain fucknut told me he croaked or at least got effed up in a wreck or some such. oh and happy birthday dan's mom.
boris
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 18:36:09 (EST)
Don-I know. BUT It's also my Mom's birthday and there's a big surprise party...I'm gonna buy a ticket or two anyways. I wonder if they'll do "Amphetamine"...
Dan
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 17:54:10 (EST)
Either way, Rama snowboards with the fishes.
ha
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 17:36:27 (EST)
MJ, My old rags a little crunchy, I need a new one, lets set up a time, maybe we can meet under the Pell bridge, we'll do an exchange! You can email me on my private cumrag line....you know the one. I have new material, pix of MJ taking pix onstage during the NN set. MMMMMMMMMMM MJ. I'm waiting.
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 17:31:24 (EST)
Noonan is also married to Bonnie Raitt
"Iron Chef"
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 17:18:30 (EST)
Dan, Rocket from the Tombs on Saturday.
Don
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 17:06:58 (EST)
anyone remember this guy? "Spiritually advanced people work with computers because it makes a lot of money. The more money you make, the better you meditate"
WR
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 16:59:12 (EST)
There's good show this Saturday at the Green Room:
The Suicide Liquors, The Swank, and The Magnificent Seven.
The four members of Backwash in three different bands -- how can you go wrong?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 15:36:53 (EST)
A new national union is forming. Chong, Don, and MJ are to be charter members.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 14:48:24 (EST)
Are you committed to ignorance?
WR
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 14:36:08 (EST)
nyet! but first time he did call it "former soviet union" and he probably can both pronounce and spell "nuclear". clinton = secretary of state = interesting. wicked chris matthews headache now though ... need hammond version ...
boris
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 14:32:18 (EST)
If you refer to Russia as the Soviet Union three times while discussing foreign affairs should you really be President of the United States?
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 14:06:43 (EST)
Soccer talk killed the Lurk.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 13:56:25 (EST)
hey where'd the official lurk Juventus fan go. awful quiet.
boris
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 12:23:32 (EST)
wouldn't ever have predicted any difficulties whatsoever among lupo/chace/kent. like arsenal and dirty play -- they just go together.
boris
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 12:19:56 (EST)
And Sublime tickets. Oops, I mean "Badfish" tickets.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 12:02:29 (EST)
So this whole met closing thing is just a scam to try and sell Deterrents tickets?
Chong
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 11:59:44 (EST)
Just try it, hobo-blower.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 11:50:25 (EST)
I must say, that handbook has been invaluable/infallible in my day-to-day existence.
Sir Devilbum of Bellingham
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 11:50:05 (EST)
Hey Lester, you may want to shut the fuck up before I tell Mike Dirnt you said he was "hitting on me wicked bad"
Chong
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 11:48:11 (EST)
Hey Chong, you may want to print this up and bring it to the bus station with you.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 11:41:45 (EST)
"oz" cooper. studied under goudy. fuckin GREAT.
boris
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 11:40:03 (EST)
Noonan was on Roseanne for a while, playing her sister's boyfriend.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 11:23:01 (EST)
Behind the Typeface: Cooper Black
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 11:22:12 (EST)
Speaking of Caddyshack, for some reason I saw The Hot Chick starring Rob Schnider and Noonan was in it all middle-aged and father-like. It was a very weird experience because i've never seen him in anything since the shack. Made me feel really old and I'm only 34.
JBOD
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 11:13:42 (EST)
d geffen's got a new candidate to loofah his stretch marks. pre AND post-enema.
boris
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 11:04:28 (EST)
Word on the street is that the deal between Lupo, Kent, and the city isn't exactly set in stone yet, and certain issues have arisen. We'll see if it's enough to queer the whole deal. . .
Huggy Bear
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 11:02:25 (EST)
I weren't pissin' on nobody's lawn. But I hear things. . .
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 10:57:32 (EST)
Lester takes his "doctors office" games a bit too far.
Moral Custodian of the Lurk
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 10:56:43 (EST)
didn't the itchies open?

wtf, link wray's on norton! 74 years young!
boris
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 10:56:31 (EST)
Jason, I think you were at that show. Maybe it wasn't ? Mark that played...It might have been some other washed up band on norton records though.
Schemer
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 10:50:07 (EST)
Something is wrong with this lester kid methinks. That yeast post is weird. Anyway, are there any plans for another show? I'll bring my 8' bass cord if ya want.
JBOD
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 10:46:52 (EST)
the Sizzler played with ? Mark & the Mysterians? where the fuck was I? and hey.... can you guys keep a leash on lester? He keeps getting loose and pissing on our lawn. long live the yellow & brown!
Jason <www.thedeterrents.com>
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 10:44:48 (EST)
boris says LICK BUSH
boris
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 10:43:22 (EST)
President Bush says "EAT FISH"
WR
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 10:39:21 (EST)
gettin' awful COLD in here.
boris
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 10:38:08 (EST)
"I think God has a poetic sense of justice," Snyder said.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 10:37:15 (EST)
How about you all enjoy a nice warm bowl of MJ's vaginal yeast.

Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 10:32:19 (EST)
Leave Lester alone. He couldn't afford to buy milk and his cats just wouldn't shut up. But I guess he could have put it in a bowl first. So is it true Lester, what they say abould a cat tounge being like sandpaper?
Schemer
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 10:24:28 (EST)
in vic's defense i'd like to say his sleeping semblance is NOT not unlike that of grima wormtongue (resting comfortably behind the way-overacting christopher lee). vic's more uruk-hai-esque.
boris
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 10:23:34 (EST)
FUCK ME! You get the idea....anyway, the "bit" about the milk--real funny. Now how's about we enjoy a tall glass of LESTER's Semen. Oh wait, I see somebody already HAS
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 10:11:37 (EST)
Speaking of the multitudes of BS stalkers, Boris, remind me to share a MJ recieved from a "fan" of sorts with you....
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 10:08:49 (EST)
That glass would be more than half empty.
Chong the optimist
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 09:57:46 (EST)
Here's Chong enjoying a nice tall glass of MJ's breast milk:

Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 09:51:22 (EST)
Dexter, are you kidding? I got groupies like the day is long. Just to name a few: homeless guy with scanner, math teacher with a penchant for Richard Russo (no, not Ricky Russo ukelele extraordinaire), former URI professor with cowboy hat.
WR
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 09:47:21 (EST)
Resting quietly=very funny
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 09:42:57 (EST)
A real man...Hey why don't fuck nuts get a real job? Especially that schemer character.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 09:39:48 (EST)
Another followup: PETA sign vandalized. Still makes no sense.

Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 09:38:08 (EST)
errrrrr... "background" that is.
Schemer
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 09:33:55 (EST)
Looks like Vic in backgroung already done with collection. Resting quietly.
Schemer
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 09:33:12 (EST)
Lester about to manually collect bull semen.


Schemer
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 09:27:24 (EST)
FOLLOW UP: Cops arrest cab driver who allegedly stole sick boy's toys. Quanell X had the situation under control.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 09:27:08 (EST)
Chong is saving his money for this auction. Popsicle sticks not included.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 09:11:22 (EST)
PS2 is for losers. Here is Chong PS1.


Chong
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 08:42:33 (EST)

WEST SI-IDE, BEE-YAUCH
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 08:23:15 (EST)
too many arrow slits and murder holes for crossbows...never mind vats of boiling oil or piranha in the moat.
boris
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 08:22:18 (EST)
"Why don't you pass the time with a game of solitaire?"
Angela Lansbury
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 08:00:36 (EST)
I hear the security at the Living Room is quite formidable!
Lester
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 07:57:29 (EST)
The Met and Lupo's are the only clubs with sufficient numbers of sniper nests / hunting blinds to take out the multitudes of Benny stalkers. They are after all fucking ROCK STARS and the target of many wannabes. What do you expect? I for one am glad the snipers are there. If the stalkers want souvenir brown'n'yellers, they can bid for them on eBay like everybody else. This is strictly a matter of Homeland Security.
boris
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 07:49:34 (EST)
CAN BENNY SIZZLER EVER PLAY ANOTHER SHOW? -- All four times I have seen the band BENNY SIZZLER it has been at either the met cafe or lupos. First with the deterrents then with ellison and haystack third with question mark and the mysterians and lastly with big world and Herbal Gerbil. So now what? Do I have to drive into the concrete slab they call middletown? Do I have to trek to club 333's in newport? Somehow I doubt BENNY SIZZLER will be playing any VFW halls anytime soon. I might as well be a motormags fan.
Schemer
USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 07:24:34 (EST)
"Brown grandpa cubes in iron skillet over medium heat in canola oil."

what the fuck is "soyannaise".

never mind.

buncha hippie freaks.
boris
- Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 21:07:35 (EST)
Hey Dexter, I got a cum rag with your face on it!!!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 20:23:53 (EST)
Now HERE's a dog MJ calls friend. No, she ain't no Zapper but she schmiles like a bastard!

USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 20:22:53 (EST)
No one at the Hale, huh WR. Slow lurk, and all the readers in Bakefield are working. Bring a nip or 2 tomorrow. Let the mommy's and unemployed have it, give em hell! Do you have any library groupies?
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 20:20:30 (EST)
Thanks for the link, WR.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 20:19:58 (EST)
one for MJ--when PETA only goes so far
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 19:36:02 (EST)
all alone on this here empty lurk--try some of these games for a larf. Dexter, I think you will especially enjoy "Find the Spam"--I had fun with guess the dictator/sit-com character. Pol Pot has been on my mind today--feeling like taking a holiday in Cambodia.
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 18:47:34 (EST)
stuffed AND mounted
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 18:30:17 (EST)
The King of Lurk has those altered GI Joe cartoons on DVD... Gotta love the one where the house is on fire and the one where they are drinking.
The KOL
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 17:22:23 (EST)
What up, dog?
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 16:55:30 (EST)
think worse trouble is somebody named it "Skagit Valley" on purpose.
boris
- Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 16:28:18 (EST)
ooooh, trouble in Skagit Valley. Sadomasochism eh? What is she a Sox fan or something?
Onion (the dog)
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 15:25:26 (EST)
OBEY YOUR LIBRARIAN
WR
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 15:04:37 (EST)
Zapper waiting in line for his frisbee (1st on left)
Zapper's ass

WR
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 14:22:27 (EST)
was in yer 'hood this morning TS but didn't want to wake you to pick up mac--will come for it when you return--hope you don't get the job (HAHA).
WR
Do Me, Decimal USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 13:43:00 (EST)
howdy one and all...........'tis been a while sindce my last lurk!! i have been in the clutches of poverty and my broke sorry ass hasnt been hauled to an internet cafe....wank wank, anyway hello one and all!!! and to all a good night.
dave the fag <nighloooky@hotmail.com>
van, fucking couver - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 13:40:38 (EST)
Post election '04 poster

USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 13:25:44 (EST)
Dean Clean from the Dead Milkmen is posting up a tour diary. . . From 18 years ago.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 13:17:05 (EST)
click for picture "wild chongy" um, n-kockin' it down a few pegs...
Marlin Perkins
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 13:15:34 (EST)
Warp 11 link:
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 13:14:32 (EST)
It is currently 39 degrees with the wind chil making it feel like 29.....F&%$ it, I'm goin Skatin' at the ocean bowl....and chong, I cannot find www.warp11.com....but if you say they suck, they suck.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 12:59:31 (EST)
Sometimes I wish PETA would just come out and say "Oh, we know it makes no sense. We totally did it for shock value."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 12:06:25 (EST)
Is Chong disrespecting Boneyard Jr. High art class? If he knew anything he'd know that it was an obvious marketing ploy to appeal to the 12-15 year old demographic that took Boneyard right to the top of the game. A perfect scheme with amazing results. I believe at the time the F.I.D's were writing "I'd like to have cookies and milk with your mom."
Mail Order Don
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 11:58:19 (EST)
i ain't nkocking anybody twice. no matter how much they suck.
boris
- Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 11:41:45 (EST)
This is the worst band. Anything anyone can do to "nkock them down a few pegs" would be greatly appreciated. www.warp11.com
Chong
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 11:19:21 (EST)
This is the worst band. Anything anyone can do to "nkock them down a few pegs" would be greatly appreciated.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 11:18:44 (EST)
That was not the real Billy Rad. Please stop using my fake name. In my country that simply is not done. Lester.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 11:15:37 (EST)
No.
Owen Grey
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 11:07:58 (EST)
Hey are the FID's any good?
Cliff Radcliffe
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 10:59:10 (EST)
No.
William Radcliffe
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 10:48:17 (EST)
Hey is this band any good?
Jerry
Malden, MA USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 10:37:23 (EST)
tolkien's son, however, tells peter jackson to take a flying leap at a rolling orc re: filming The Hobbit
boris
Middle , Ear NZ - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 08:51:16 (EST)
d'oh! get link via google news ...
boris
- Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 08:48:09 (EST)
tolkien's great-grandson is in return of the kinks
boris
- Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 08:45:18 (EST)
game's OK most of the time. masks, however, can also get below me.
boris
- Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 08:40:48 (EST)
Yo, hate the game, not the playa.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 08:17:44 (EST)
better a playa hater than a layer hater. photoshop definitely does not (heart) boris. stupid photoshop.
boris
- Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 07:55:56 (EST)
here is where.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 07:02:51 (EST)
Zapper is hot!
Drugsy
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 23:00:43 (EST)
MY MAMMY?! Shit gurl, that ain't right.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 20:12:50 (EST)
What about this?
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 20:11:58 (EST)
try this..?
bun e. luv
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 17:51:35 (EST)
Enjoy the chilly week, Lurkers. I'm off to Miami.
TS
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 17:46:02 (EST)
I can't see it either
TS
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 17:38:53 (EST)
its a lady and her pup doing the "you're the one that i want" dance from Grease. ever seen a dog run backwards?
bumsfeld=ingrown gnome
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 17:37:29 (EST)
Here is a known unknown-I still do not know what the cutest thing in the world is because this playa hater can't view shit! Just tell me. Is it a dog doing a sweet dance or something?
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 17:06:47 (EST)
Zapper would get distracted because someone would be throwing a rope bone...
The KOL, M.D.
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 16:58:53 (EST)
Rumsfeld: "Reports that say something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know," Rumsfeld told a news briefing.

"We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."
boris
- Monday, December 01, 2003 at 16:48:31 (EST)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ a very snoozy lurk today
WR
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 16:41:55 (EST)
Can Macs view GIFs and JPGs and stuff?
boris the TRAITOR
- Monday, December 01, 2003 at 15:24:37 (EST)
yo MJ, try this one
it's not quite as good as the other one, but its the same peeps. try and watch the other one somehow tho'...
P.C. Loser
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 14:56:15 (EST)
seems alright to me

USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 14:22:43 (EST)
Mail order mail bomb heading out to Chong.
Supply Sergeant
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 14:17:59 (EST)
Me & Zapper after the freestyle competition:

WR
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 14:16:36 (EST)
You losers with your PCs. Windows players are for losers.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 13:51:01 (EST)
...you are right, maybe the cutest thing ever.Thanks for the happy posting.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 12:56:04 (EST)
this has got to be the cutest thing ever
i believe in dog
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 12:25:28 (EST)
Chong?
pitcher AND catcher!
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 12:13:04 (EST)
Donu:

boris
- Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:45:05 (EST)
Sometimes pictures hurt more than words, Chong.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:42:13 (EST)
MJ.
Chong
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:32:43 (EST)
PLECTRUM.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:23:23 (EST)
why
boris
- Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:21:55 (EST)
It came from the internet silly.
Chong's Subaru
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:20:15 (EST)
Yes Plectrum, with typical audience reaction on the couch.
Mail Order Don
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:19:56 (EST)
Plectrum.
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:19:22 (EST)
Holy holiday weekend! A real man finally logs on. Hey Chong, where tha fuck did that Boneyard insert come from? What smell, Boris? Lester, KIM is #4! And was that REALLY THE PETE BURR WHO SIGNED ON THIS WEEKEND???!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 11:15:29 (EST)
Plectrum?
Lester
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 09:45:37 (EST)
Lawrence Taylor used to send hookers to opposing teams rooms to tire them out before games.
Lester
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 09:24:51 (EST)
the costner logo remains unfuckedwith. nice. MJ, what's that smell?
boris
- Monday, December 01, 2003 at 08:54:04 (EST)
"Whoa baby I'm thinkn about your spam purse"
Lester
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 08:31:09 (EST)
Look into my sunken eyes!


Chong's Subaru
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 08:24:57 (EST)
Oh, and only 76 days until pitchers and catchers report.
Lester
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 08:00:00 (EST)
Pedro, Schilling, Lowe, Wakefield, and . . .
Lester
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 07:57:39 (EST)
Hey Pats, My sphincters getting a work out with you guys lately, how 'bout putting the Dolphins away early and often. Anybody got any extra exlax for Boris? He was asking earlier.
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 21:54:31 (EST)
seems to be an afternoon full of mixed up pass interference, holding calls
wr
USA - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 17:31:13 (EST)
Sure is a great year to be a New England Sports fan. Go Pats!!
"Iron Chef"
USA - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 16:36:31 (EST)
****NEWSFLASH****
Biologists have linked a mysterious, underwater farting sound to bubbles coming out of a herring's anus. No fish had been known to emit sound from its anus nor to be capable of producing such a high-pitched noise.
CLICK FOR HERRING FART!

article here
Don Ho
USA - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 15:17:09 (EST)
well...

USA - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 11:01:54 (EST)
Maybe. Are you?
TS
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 15:53:06 (EST)
yes, he is
PGIT
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 15:11:33 (EST)
Hey Completeblurr, are you at the bar tonite?
TS
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 14:25:07 (EST)
Mrs.Sullivan is recovering brilliantly, things appear fine for now.
completeblurr
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 13:32:56 (EST)
GO PATRIOT"S!!!!!!!!
flegg
c.f., r.i. USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 13:18:21 (EST)
4 Arms to Stab You
The Psychos
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 11:43:40 (EST)
4=Timmlin you mo!
Frank Carpano
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 10:55:16 (EST)
Anyone know the status of George Sullivan's mom?
"Iron Chef"
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 10:24:34 (EST)
Ummmmm 1-2-3? Is the 3 Lowe? We almost have a good 1-2-3-4. When you consider wake had a better season than Lowe as far as era goes. Now if we can just trade nomar for a-rod and manny for shiny new spikes for everyone's shoes we're all set! Basketball sucks. Give me my base.
JBOD <joeybagofdoh!nuts@tvtunes.com>
USA - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 07:19:14 (EST)
 As for “The Cat in the Hat,” she said, “There’s something sad about a beloved icon for children becoming a shill for corporate products.”
Mrs. Clause
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 22:27:10 (EST)
Dexter--a hello right back at ya from la casa de la head buzz--aka woodi & eben's. no striped bass for dinner tonight tho--we had the other white meat
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 21:46:11 (EST)
Hi Dexter, I miss baseball already too. I do. PS- I got a shirt with your name all over it at home....
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 21:33:57 (EST)
Shilling's coming to Boston. Not a bad 1-2-3 punch for the Sox, how many days til pitchers and catchers show up?
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 20:50:42 (EST)

I chew pitch gum. On the outside, let's say of the ponderosa pine, sometimes pitch oozes out. Runny pitch is no good to chew. Hard, brittle pitch is no good. But in between there exists a firm, slightly crusted pitch with such a flavor. This is the pitch I chew.
the Log Lady
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 20:48:14 (EST)



USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 20:33:12 (EST)
Listen here brother, this here is a lefty commie pinko friendly lurk and if you don't like it you can just go and log in to the...
BSTC
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 20:05:05 (EST)
i'm here

Kilroy
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:48:01 (EST)
what' wrong with living in a trailer? i love it'if you don't like where you live you can just hook up your truck to it and move to the next trailer park! yeeeeehaaaaaa!!!!
flegg
bucket, ri USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:42:32 (EST)
Rednecks = worst grammar and spelling
GRAMCHECK
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:25:17 (EST)
Flegg's just mad cuz George Bush didn't show up at his trailer for the 10 minute Thanksgiving day photo op.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:19:19 (EST)
Hello, anybody still here?
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:16:23 (EST)
I'd prefer free drinks flegg. As for free speech, s'all in the delivery.
what is vic still doing here?
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 19:09:14 (EST)
i guess i'm not allowed to have my own opinion.oh well so much for free speech eh vic?
flegg
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 18:37:13 (EST)
good day cruel lurk good day to all except that fucknut flegg
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 18:23:06 (EST)
WR, down to Davy Jones' locker...back in a week...
the dark yeti
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 18:06:11 (EST)
how about i cave your fucking head in first?
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 18:05:38 (EST)
Is the SETI yeti heading back to outer space?
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 18:04:33 (EST)
go fuck yourself
flegg
bucket, ri USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:56:42 (EST)
WTFLEGG?
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:55:14 (EST)
flegg your george bush ass kissin' ass is grass
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:48:23 (EST)
you anti-self defense weenie's need to get a life. if you fuck with this country you get dead real quick. if you don't like it why don't you move to france where they lay down and spread their ass cheek's as soon as someone look's at them crosseyed. this country would not even exsist if not for the military. so fuck off you fucking coward's'if you truly believe in your ideal's then show some ball's and move the fuck out!!!!!
flegg <tremkoff@cox.net>
bucket, ri USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:44:28 (EST)
NOT that that's fossilized dinosaur fecal material or anything...
ps
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:42:02 (EST)
MJ this is more your style...

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:37:08 (EST)
what rollover you talkin' 'bout Willis? and everyone knows goth teenagers make the best dog owners
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:32:39 (EST)
WR, where I'm goin' there tain't no libraries...
veek
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:31:00 (EST)
1) how the HELL does that dum ass Vic know how to make a rollover like that?! And b) oh you KNOW when it's human waste. 3) no doggie for me WR, she went back to the dazed and confused goth teenager who was standing roadside crying....
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:30:17 (EST)
I don't recall any permission granted to leave the lurk for one whole week--you know most public libraries will let you lurk for sometimes up to an hour? AH yes, so much you don't know about the library.
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:27:59 (EST)
yeah well you'll all be sorry when you don't have vic to KICK around next week...all damn week...
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:22:49 (EST)
In the Bedroom? Too heavy for today. I'm watching Dazed and Confused and making pumpkin soup
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:12:46 (EST)
how...do you know it was...er...human...?
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:11:19 (EST)
Another dog MJ? HOw many is it now? If there are more than 2, I may just have to head to the shelter tomorry and pick me up one named Tuffer and add to my own menagerie. How's that for a major distraction--more dogs stepping on my head in the morning? besides, what happened to the relatives this evening? there are several other movie choices in my hands as we ?speak? (blog, communicate, bs, whatever)--sad dog fighting movie (amores perros), Liev Schreiber flick, and the Facets choice for best picture 2001 (over that crap beautiful mind) In the bedroom.
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:54:30 (EST)
See, I jist git in from helping two Portsmouth cops catch a small shepard mix running in and out of 4 lane traffic for a half hour, right? I won cuz I'm the one who caught her, right? Well seems she had taken a shine to some post thanksgiving human waste and gave it a roll and now I'm permeated with the crap. But the dog survived and it's all good.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:36:55 (EST)
Excellent choice. I will be @ home doing nothing, I think.
Major Distraction
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:35:16 (EST)
I don't got no pie, WR, but I DO have human excrement caked under my fingernails.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:32:44 (EST)
less than 2 hours left--looking forward to a Rushmore evening with a little of the kids are alright--anyone got any leftover pumpkin pie they want to share? Will travel for pie
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:25:02 (EST)
Vic!

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:17:19 (EST)
foxy!
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:12:37 (EST)
Vic's lady.

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:10:43 (EST)
well it's more along the lines of this...

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 16:05:46 (EST)
vic knows how to treat a lady:

lucky MJ
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:54:41 (EST)
this is a toughie: which one of these fellers just blew a load in his tight whites?

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:47:53 (EST)
sponduliks=croc's orgasmic moan after takin' a whiff o' my brown and yellas
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:43:41 (EST)
WMD:


USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:42:57 (EST)
mj i will blow ye like the mightly north wind...as for the spondulik, think of it as a unit of compensation...and it comes in a giant wad
eek
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:42:06 (EST)
please define:
"sponduliks"
kinky fondue??
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:38:13 (EST)
Vic, bloe me.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:36:07 (EST)
invent the unbreakable stick then sit back and count the sponduliks
veek
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:27:31 (EST)
PC LOAD LETTER--WTF? It's been an office space kind of week--I celebrate the man's entire catalog!
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:23:26 (EST)

Mickey O'Rourke takes over for Jeff Goldblum in The Fly 3
Casting Director <can't watch@fly.poop>
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:20:03 (EST)
AND, I bet WR is only taking it so she can bash it in with a baseball bat a la Office Space.
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:15:59 (EST)
MJ, I'd be more inclined to carve a headstone for the damn thing if it had been more interested in utilizing its malfunctioning modem.
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:08:54 (EST)
WR - Really? It's all yours. I got it for free from RISD, but I can't get online with it, I don'thave a printer, and it only saves on floppys. WTF.
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:05:34 (EST)
TS, a fucking MAC is going to the CURB?!! What, you one of them PC traitors now???? Don't you know you're supposed to burn the old and tattered Mac and give it a proper burial?
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:04:56 (EST)
maybe you should try a harder stick,vic
Butty Rich
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 15:01:15 (EST)
yes and i promptly done broke it
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:53:04 (EST)
Did Vic get the drumstick?
Captain Obvious
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:48:15 (EST)
thanks for the "condensed version" jesus dog
vic
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:46:45 (EST)
Hey TS, I'll take it.
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:43:29 (EST)
Anyone want a free Power Mac 7300 (OS 9.0) with Illustrator (7.0, I think), Photoshop (5.0?), Quark, Flash, Dreamweaver, etc etc etc? The downside is the TCP/IP connection, no zip drive, and no CD burner.
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:36:11 (EST)
don't forget to wear clean shorts!
Dookie Ellington
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:33:11 (EST)
mine is the only horn that deserves blowin'
"Baby Shanks" Basie
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:22:38 (EST)
In spectacular vote-winning form, he posed with a platter of roast turkey. And for 10 minutes he dished out mashed potatoes and corn to the the 1st Armoured Division and the 82nd Airborne Division.
10 whole minutes!
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:15:24 (EST)
AND, if you blow the right horn, you can get backstage for free.
Ella Titsgerald
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:14:49 (EST)
Bukowski's is also dope, a handy stop on the way back from the regatta. if you don't know it, go south on Mass Av. from cambridge, left on Boylston just after the virgin megastore, and it's 1 block on yer right, neon dead author's club sign. try Delirium Tremens, its got pink elephants and dancing crocodiles on the label...
boozebo
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:09:29 (EST)
the Regattabar is dope, croc. if you like ginger beer try the dark and stormys, they got the best(you hafta ask for lime) get your tic stamped BEFORE the show if u park in hotel garage and it's $5
jazzbo
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:02:36 (EST)
BTW cheffy for a while if you went into Bukowski (a.k.a. Dead Author's Club or Bar or something) in back bay and said "Nobody can eat paste like me" to the right barkeep, you drank for free for at least a half-hour. sometimes more if the barkeep would forget. since they have over 100 kinds of beer, it got....visited. GREAT dump.
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 14:00:42 (EST)
article here
condensed version:
"Although tyranny, because it needs no consent, may successfully rule over foreign peoples, it can stay in power only if it destroys first of all the national institutions of its own people."
Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

"American imperialism used to be a fiction of the far-left imagination," writes the English journalist Madeleine Bunting, "now it is an uncomfortable fact of life."

From Cato to Cicero, the slogan of Roman leaders was "Let them hate us so long as they fear us."

Although Bush did not name every single one, his hit-list of sixty possible target countries was an escalation over Vice President Dick Cheney, who in November 2001, said that there were only "forty or fifty" countries that United States wanted to attack after eliminating the al Qaeda terrorists in Afghanistan.

He added an assertion that is demonstrably untrue but that in the mouth of the president of the United States on an official occasion amounted to the announcement of a crusade: "Moral truth is the same in every culture, in every time, in every place."

Through its actions, the United States seems determined to bring about precisely the threats that it says it is trying to prevent. Its apparent acceptance of a "clash of civilizations"--wars to establish a moral truth that is the same in every culture--sounds remarkably like a jihad, even to its basis in Christian fundamentalism. Bush seems to equate himself with Jesus Christ in his repeated statements (notably on September 20, 2001) that those who are not with us are against us, which duplicates Matthew chapter 12, verse 30, "He that is not with me is against me."

The American budget dedicated to international affairs allocates 93% to the military and only 7% to the State Department, and does not have much flexibility left for further military adventures.

After reviewing the cases, the agency has classified 168,011 applicants as "disabled veterans." In light of these deaths and disabilities, the casualty rate for the first Gulf War is actually a staggering 29.3%.
But the evidence--including abnormal clusters of childhood cancers and birth defects in Iraq and also in the areas of Kosovo where the U.S. used depleted-uranium weapons in the 1999 air war--points primarily toward DU. Moreover, simply by insisting on employing such weaponry, the American military is deliberately flouting a 1996 United Nations resolution that classifies DU ammunition as an illegal weapon of mass destruction.
The Pentagon admits that it left behind at a bare minimum 320 metric tons of DU on the battlefield. One study of Gulf War veterans showed that their children had a higher possibility of being born with severe deformities, including missing eyes, blood infections, respiratory problems, and fused fingers.
he replied to a question by the Washington Post journalist Bob Woodward, "I'm the commander--see, I don't need to explain--I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."
The second half of Thomas Jefferson's old warning--"When the government fears the people, there is liberty; when the people fear the government, there is tyranny"--clearly applies.
To equal current U.S. expenditures, the military budgets of the next twenty-seven highest spenders would have to be added together.
Estimates of the likely cost of the war vary widely. In 2002, President Bush's first chief economic adviser, Lawrence Lindsey, guessed that attacking Iraq--an economy somewhat smaller than that of Louisiana's--would require around $140 billion, but this figure already looks too small.The first Gulf war cost about $61 billion. However, American allies such as Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Germany, Japan, and South Korea chipped in some $54.1 billion, about 80% of the total, leaving the U.S.'s financial contribution a minuscule $7 billion. Japan alone contributed $13 billion.In my judgment, American imperialism and militarism are so far advanced and obstacles to its further growth have been so completely neutralized that the decline of the U.S. has already begun.There is only one development that could conceivably stop this cancerous process, and that is for the people to retake control of Congress, reform it and the election laws to make it a genuine assembly of democratic representatives, and cut off the supply of money to the Pentagon and the Central Intelligence Agency. That was, after all, the way the Vietnam War was finally brought to a halt.Without root and branch reform, Nemesis awaits. She is the goddess of revenge, the punisher of pride and arrogance, and the United States is on course for a rendezvous with her.
a little light reading
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:53:20 (EST)
Chong, what do you do that you can watch movies? If you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you? Yeah. Great. Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour. Da-uh? Space out? Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:47:47 (EST)
croc, that ain't no band. 19 pieces? flippin' kansas city orchestra. you bastid.
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:40:24 (EST)
due to a friend leading me on a merry chase last night, I happened to hear Eric in the Evening on WGBH offer up some tix for a Saturday show at the Regatta Bar in Boston. We're talking mega-swank (not shank). I was the correct caller so I iz destined for the Bean Town Saturday. It's a tribute thingy for Count Basie's old routine.
Swingin’ the Blues–Basie and Beyond:
Kendrick Oliver and The New Life Jazz Orchestra with Monica Lynk and special guest Kevin Mahogany. Mostest awesomest thing to happen to me since a certain panty sniffing incident. And this probably won't result in a heavy regimen of antibiotics and permanent scarring of my nasal cavity.
croc
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:26:41 (EST)
the drummer from the donna's bun-e's make a nice target
♥
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:21:45 (EST)
Hey I'm at wvrk too but missed a large portion of the morning due to too much red wine, vodka, champagne, Miller lite, turkey, chocolate cake, etc. (& one other major distraction).
WR
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:20:13 (EST)
wnats? is that like gnats?
sum ignatz
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:18:10 (EST)
baby shanks? is that that oso bucco stuff where ya suck the marrow outa da bones?
croc
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:17:01 (EST)
cheffy, the first was said neighborhood queen and later dunaway to rourke. pretty sure. how depressing is that flick. glad yr colon's fluffed MJ. i ate with some old-school goombahs from the Hill. no thanksgiving day conversation is complete without at least one first-hand tale about "Baby Shanks". providence rules.
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:14:06 (EST)
Mike Tyson has Vic's left foot.
Drugsy
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 13:04:05 (EST)
wnat=go fuck yourself
SPALLCHEK
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:59:19 (EST)
This barfly wnats to report the the wheat free/meat free was a smashing success. Go ahead, take your vegetarian pot shots now. Nothing will stick to this freshly flushed colon.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:58:54 (EST)
I'm F^%#&%# Workin' Today too........after F(*&#^*&#^ hell yesterday....can you say 16 Turkeys, 100# Filet Mignon, 100 # Pork, 24 Sides of Salmon, 6 Hams.....etc, etc.... and yes it was Barfly..but not Faye Dunaway...it was the old hag neighborhood blowjob queen that spoke said line..."best in the neighborhood"
"Iron Chef"
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:56:30 (EST)
sorry, 'twas "Barfly". hey isn't that the drummer for the Donnas with Bun E in that Target ad?
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:51:50 (EST)
Deliverance?
Ned Beatty's @ss
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:51:49 (EST)
paste is for wimps
Oleg Zhornitskiy, who downed four 32-ounce bowls of mayonnaise in 8 minutes.
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:42:50 (EST)
Xtro II?
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:34:53 (EST)
Mommie Dearest?
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:25:59 (EST)
The Eyes of Laura Mars?
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:21:29 (EST)
That darn cat?
Chong
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:05:05 (EST)
nah, today's not the best day to, in the words of Faye Dunaway and Steven, "eat paste". i'll just fork over the FORTY SEVEN dollars.
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 11:58:04 (EST)
Looks like vic or don or lester or all three already had their way with tyson. Now give him back his pantaloons.
Chong
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 11:31:18 (EST)
You have to get past me to get backstage!


Chong
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 11:29:16 (EST)
Boris, as all women know, a little head will get you anywhere.
TS
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 11:27:46 (EST)
Anne sings her holiday classic. "No Backstage for Boris"

USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 11:06:55 (EST)
met's done flegg, lupo's sub-leasing gigs at strand, which means lotta early shows so's to not interfere with dance night there. MORE importantly, can any of you hoser fanatics work your backstage pass magic for anne murray?
boris
also, bucket, - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 09:20:12 (EST)
are lupo's and the met really closing? i have'nt heard that before'that would suck.that would leave the living room as one of the only big place's to see a show.but they only cater to the death metal crowd. we need to bring back the old living room on promenade st behind the bubble.i've seen many an awsome punk show including my first RAMONES show circa 1981 or 82 i can't remember.
flegg
bucket, ri USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 09:04:51 (EST)
Work is all about watching rushmore and office space today since we are only doing thre shows all morning. Chef I'll meet you next time. Shall we say 2005?
Chong
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 08:49:50 (EST)
oh and since it feels like there are exactly four people on dog's good earth actually being forced to w*rk today, it is my duty to dedicate the entire day to Distributed Proofreading. So far Rimbaud (corrected by Verlaine; how cool is that) then some Dutch because they use words like "vertegenwoordigt" and "zoogen". Dooden, where's my car.
doris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 08:34:18 (EST)
I farted just before going to bed last night; and it sounded just like Chewbaka.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 08:29:04 (EST)
nice grant fuhr. 'bout time someone gave ups to the first black and one of the first canadian injuns to get into hall of fame. sure explains the neck protector.

anne murray tonight. SOO excited. hoping she'll sing "You Needed (togetbelow) Me"?

since the BeLoJo couldn't be bothered to populate its little red boxes this morning, croc will be pleased to know that i found out about the Rams/Townies result in the fucking Lurk Sports Section.
boris
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 07:09:32 (EST)
Vic rides the T?
Chong
USA - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 05:55:16 (EST)
Lupos and the Met are closing the door folks. Last show is on wed december third. You guys should play!
petey
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 22:03:09 (EST)
CROC--the big D is open--Mr. Burr is serving the drinkies--perhaps will see you up there?
wr
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 20:34:50 (EST)
word to the WR. Any clue as to the Decatur's open/close status this evening?
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 19:17:28 (EST)
Anybody notice that this year's Macy Santa Claus was sporting a rather fetching Ms. Claus? Here's a tease of why...

According to legend, New York lore and two major Hollywood flicks, Macy's Santa is the real deal. And tomorrow, to the delight of millions of little children (not to mention the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court), the Santa in New York's great parade will be half of a same-sex couple.
And guess who the other half will be? Me! Harvey Fierstein, nice Jewish boy from Bensonhurst, dressed in holiday finery portraying the one and only Mrs. Claus.
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 19:12:16 (EST)
KOL you had time to lurk today before TDAY? Is that a pic of Dylan filling up the truck before flipping it & getting all glassy headed?
WR
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 19:11:03 (EST)
What weighs 106 pounds and can consume 7 3/4 pounds of T-Day food in 12 minutes?
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 19:00:23 (EST)
pardon my pic dyslexia... pic dyslexia? would that called pixlexia?
croc (with entire blood supply currently digesting and thereby rendered useless for editing)
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 18:48:55 (EST)
In case you haven't heard, the turkey was doing the serving in sunny Baghdad today. (where are the damn donkey carts when you need them?)



Meanwhile in another part of Iraq, the Iraqi people celebrated the liberation of yet another of their own by the the US's finest.


croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 18:44:48 (EST)
Well let me be the first to let doris know that the lala boys at his alma mater have lost to the glorious Townies of EP. Final score in OT was EP-28 lala-27. But fear not doris, maybe the lala boys won't make the SuperBowl and they'll be saved the embarrassment of falling to the tremendous Townies a second time.
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 18:14:07 (EST)
cubic inches are for the folks lacking where the inches really matter.
my pants have more "leg room" than my car
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 18:09:07 (EST)
yes there are some exception's to the rule but like they say there's no substitute for cubic inches. american iron will alway's rule.so all you import driver's would be better served to step aside and let the big boy's thru!!
flegg
bucket, ri USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 14:36:42 (EST)
on the vehicle tip--

My Hyundai Accent Purple-People-Eater (with one of them trunk wind-foil thingys to keep it from becoming airborne), kicks all your todded little combustion-buggies to thecurb
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 13:04:52 (EST)
I see the 100K mark is approaching on the lurk. Of course if sum corporate pygmies hadn't cut off my access that mark woulda fallen months ago. Lurk on folks. Maybe I'll remote lurk from the family gathering at halftime.
croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 13:00:54 (EST)
Happy non-w@rk day, y'all. Flegg, though I do share your sentiments regarding "The Taiwanese Air Force"-looking Honda Civics et al, I have seen some extremely fast sleepers. But, I suppose they are the exception. Nothing like a beastly automatic 96 cubic inch pavement scorching Civic with a muffler you can fit a basketball in. And, the obligatory CD hanging from the rearview mirror...
The KOL
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 12:58:33 (EST)
I need me a DSL sugar-mama to get below and blow. This damn dial-up has ceased to amuse me. Happy T-Day to all you turkeys. Found it this week that they clip off turkey's upper beaks so they can't peck the food of their own choosing, thereby leaving them them to shovel-scoop whatever their tormentors decide to feed em. That's whywe stick to local farmed birds. They just lop the heads off their free roaming asses a week before it's time for them to fill my gizzard.

BTW- did the prez quiz. Leave it to me to pick a non-prez prez

croc
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 12:57:25 (EST)
And seatbelts so comfortable you almost don't know they're there!
Chong's Subaru
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 11:47:17 (EST)
I've got Armstrong® Power Steering and no Shelly Long
Benny's Pickup
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 11:06:35 (EST)
Are farts supposed to be lumpy? If not I'm in big trouble.
Vic
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:42:24 (EST)
Benny's Pickup has a loose nut behind the wheel!
Chong's Subaru
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:34:09 (EST)
Fuck Off Chong's Subaru! I may have an AM radio but at least my heads aren't warped.
Benny's Pickup
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:24:47 (EST)
It's ok Lester's car, at least you have an FM radio.
Chong's Subaru
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:23:03 (EST)
Nobody even knows I exist. You guys are lucky.
Lester's Car
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:21:06 (EST)
I want no part of this.
TS' Car Door
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:20:04 (EST)
Whatever dick, nice inability to perform a 3 point turn.
Chong's Subaru
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:17:57 (EST)
Man you suck. I'm fifty years old and I work just fine.
Benny's Pickup
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 08:15:59 (EST)
I Am Piece Of Shit

I Am Money Pit

But There's No Shelly Long

Just One Big "FUCK YOU CHONG"


Chong's Subaru
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 06:43:28 (EST)
Que Sera Sera

This Is My Su-ba-ru Cah

With Head Gasket Quite Subpah

Que Sera Sera
CHONG LEE
USA - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 06:13:36 (EST)
no comment

USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 22:58:12 (EST)
happy turkey day to all you honda civic drivin" wing on the trunk coffee can exhaust can't afford a real car asshole's out there. get a fucking job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
flegg <tremkoff@cox.net>
bucket, ri USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 20:37:27 (EST)
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
how about now?
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 20:05:14 (EST)
That is ridiiculous.
I'm not laughing
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 19:05:10 (EST)



USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 18:58:47 (EST)

the unknown porker
USA - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 18:25:14 (EST)