LURK

WR
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 14:49:19 (EST)

TS's real name? Dezerrie Cortes
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 14:48:38 (EST)

one of these things is not like the other...
General: Only 5,000 Insurgents in Iraq

CIA says insurgents now 50,000 strong
Oscar the Grouch
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 14:23:52 (EST)

HERE I AM!
the little matador that could
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 14:13:20 (EST)

my right biggie toe is starting to curve to the right...have fun with that one...by the way, I once heard a song about midget matadors...
vic's feet are bound today
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 14:03:28 (EST)

WR, Okay, you know how National Geographic has digitized all their back issues, and one can easily access their fine catalog of photography? Well, have other magazines, say such as Playboy, done the same? They did a spread on Midget Matadors in the late 70's that is simply mind boggling.
Name Witheld for Obvious Reasons
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 13:55:43 (EST)

Translation: "This is great for anyone who digs DIY punk or melodic NOBODYS. Five hot, jazzy numbers with lyrics about wanting to bang against your friend's mother's bum, the battle between mommy and the robot, and the like. With booklet and __________. Good Luck". I have no idea what "Rubbel-los" means.
TS
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 13:52:18 (EST)

mmmmm...beer
WR
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 13:42:09 (EST)

screenplay=funny
WR
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 13:23:43 (EST)

don't you just a) love the new Sum 41? b) love the new Limp Diskette or c) want to now kill yourself?
vic
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 13:22:45 (EST)

I am the bastard brother of Chong Lee and believe me, he's one helluva bastard.
Hong Lee
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 13:17:23 (EST)

I think Scheemer called you.
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 12:56:59 (EST)

did someone call?
Hong Lee
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 12:44:40 (EST)

i think it's time for this lurk to go pro...
Radio station offers listeners free sex
Casey Cumsum's top40
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 12:40:32 (EST)

Lester couldn't even get a date from a PDA.
Chong
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 12:14:45 (EST)

Chong's just upset because even phone sex operators hang up on him.
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 12:09:20 (EST)

I mean "be" not he.
me
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 12:06:36 (EST)

I wouldn't want to he hong Lee right about now.
Scheemer
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 12:06:07 (EST)

ahh the heathen...the heathen
vic
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 12:05:29 (EST)

Lester enjoy's hong Lee's power tools in his ocular cavity.
See-Sawz-All
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 12:04:44 (EST)

Lester's power tools.
Scheemer
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 11:49:58 (EST)

Chong Lee's power tools.
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 11:33:42 (EST)

The Lurk has been adapted into a screenplay.
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 11:25:00 (EST)

Chong talking about cock: "What's up with Lester?"
Chong
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 11:22:09 (EST)

How ethnocentric of you.
Scheemer
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 11:21:01 (EST)

Chong talking about cock: "It is the deliciousness which isn't believed"
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 11:18:32 (EST)

Oh, sorry. I just wanted to make sure you understood what I was saying.
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 11:16:27 (EST)

Thanks Lester, but I didn't want it translated into cocksmoker.
Scheemer
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 11:08:05 (EST)

My personal translation: "This record sucks so much it's in danger of pulling the moon out of its orbit."
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 11:03:56 (EST)

The translation from www.babelfish.com doesn't seem to clear anything up:
Who on D.I.Y. Punk or melodischere NOBODYS stands, is here correct. Over, fight mummy like gladly one times those nut that own friend bumsen wants five hot, poppige numbers with texts more vs.Roboter and something similar. With Booklet + Rubbel lot! Much luck! (MOOKA)
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 11:02:19 (EST)

FID'S Learn A Fourth Chord 1997 US 7" 2.00 EUR Wer auf D.I.Y. Punk oder melodischere NOBODYS steht, ist hier richtig. Fünf heisse, poppige Nummern mit Texten über wie-gern-man-mal-die-Mutter-der-eigenen-Freundin-bumsen-will, Kampf Mumie vs.Roboter und Ähnliches. Mit Booklet + Rubbel-Los! Viel Glück! (MOOKA)
Anyone translate?
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 10:51:52 (EST)

Something nobody wants to see....

Scheemer
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 10:37:26 (EST)

Think big show sell-out or will tickets be available a door?
Scheemer.
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 10:20:08 (EST)

wrong side of Datsun= very funny.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 10:16:04 (EST)

Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the datsun this morning.
Scheemer
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 10:09:10 (EST)

Where's my fucking cigrits??? And my fucking joe? Fuck you early morning lurkers. You can all die and take your sunny good morning personalites with you. FYI Dex, I've got the SMOOTH PLATE with the brillo pad on the INSIDE.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 10:03:27 (EST)

good one chong....i had to freakin' laugh...
chef
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 08:47:25 (EST)

CHONG LEE
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 08:00:37 (EST)

Whatever, Cheff tell.
Chong
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 07:41:10 (EST)

yup, Ms Chong rules the Ms Pac-Man Game
chef
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 07:34:19 (EST)

Here's what MJ thinks of GG.

Lester
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 07:25:27 (EST)

Gary Glitter is back?
Scheemer
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 07:25:15 (EST)

Hey all you punks....GG is back (sorta)...http://nhpr.org/view_content/5377/
chef
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 07:09:34 (EST)

I probably wont win but this would be cool. Chong Rules!
Chong
USA - Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 06:54:27 (EST)

Don has a consumer unit.
Don
- Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 21:43:50 (EST)

i wish a had an alternator down there, i wouldn't hafta change the batteries all the time.
Cooter
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 20:03:45 (EST)

so then, one month it's smooth and the next month it's brillo? ahh, variety, the spice...
of...
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 20:01:01 (EST)

it alternates between periods of brillo pad and smooth plate
vic's mirth
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 19:42:59 (EST)

MJ, brillo pad? All these years you've been telling me it's a smooth plate. I've been living a lie!! Barbie dolls have no nipples either, or is that a lie ,too ?
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 19:35:09 (EST)

click for sound
the other white wille
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 18:08:23 (EST)

In agreement about the hurtful comment. Nobody deserves to be on the recieving end of an insult that speaks strictly to a person's appearance.
Comapssionate Lurker
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 17:32:25 (EST)

"Wendy...darling...LIGHT of my LIFE...I'm not gonna hurt ya...you didn't let me finish my sentence...I'm not gonna hurt cha...I'm just gonna bash your head in...right the fuck in..."

USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 17:27:47 (EST)

I see you could hardly have dealt with the situation we discussed, Mr. Torrance.

USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 17:18:43 (EST)

Fred Durst sings "no one knows what it's like to be hated...to be faded...to telling only lies..."
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 17:07:53 (EST)

REDRUM
Danny Boy
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 17:06:38 (EST)

that bag fulla A holes sh!t was some funny sh!t
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 17:06:17 (EST)

Thanks to all who answered. You are truely dogs chosen ones. T-Buc is all set.
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 16:52:29 (EST)

so thirsty...
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 16:37:21 (EST)

All of you, cut the sh!t. I have to share a hurtful insult with you all. A woman in my office today was described as having a face resembling "a bag full of smashed assholes." That phrase just makes my little heart go pitter patter.

And by the way, this pseudosnym BS currently infecting the lurk is really flattering, but needs to stop.
Dr. Awesome
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 16:27:05 (EST)

We have a non-life threatening emergency. Does anyone have Tom Buckland's cell phone #? If they could e-mail it to benny that would be great!
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 16:25:42 (EST)

Mr. Torrance: he is a very willful boy... DG: indeed he is sir...a very...naughty boy, IF I may be so bold; he may need a good...taling to...perhaps a bit more...
Shickasheen Farm
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 15:43:19 (EST)

Your son has a very great talent. I'm not sure you are aware how...great it is.
D. Grades
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 15:39:43 (EST)

Jack: -- Mr. Grady, you were the caretaker here. I recognize ya. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You, uh, chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits. And then you blew your brains out.
Grady: -- That's strange, sir. I don't have any recollection of that at all.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 15:33:55 (EST)

"My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I 'corrected' them sir."
Delbert, again
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 15:31:59 (EST)

"...and when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty...I...corrected her."
Delbert
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 15:28:18 (EST)

damn if Lester don't got what gramma used to call the shining...and SOMEONE here is a librarian
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 15:27:38 (EST)

He CORRECTED them.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 15:22:08 (EST)

And MJ, I didn't develop the shots - there seems to be a shortage of available darkrooms these days.
TS
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 15:20:48 (EST)

WR - Article is called "From Hale's Tours to Star Tours: Virtual Voyages and the Delerium of the Hyper-Real" by Lauren Rabinovitz. "Iris" issue #25, Spring 1998. It would help me out enormously if you know where I can get my geeky mitts all over it.
TS
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 15:11:29 (EST)

and just what did Delbert do to his family and then himself?
bonus boner point
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 15:08:35 (EST)

All work and no play makes Delbert a dull boy. All work and no play makes Delbert a dull boy. All work and no play makes Delbert a dull boy. All work and no play makes Delbert a dull boy.
Lester
Overlook Hotel, CO USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 15:01:35 (EST)

erg

USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 14:54:28 (EST)

MJ in the street indicating how she "pointed to large black hairy spider on the ceiling" during last band rehearsal...

USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 14:53:21 (EST)

bonus lurk points if anyone knows who I am
Delbert Grady
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 14:50:44 (EST)

*** NEWS FLASH *** -- Grady Little doesn't win AL manager of the year.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 14:42:51 (EST)

"Buckwheat in a leglock". Frickin Joe's EN FUEGO today.
boris
- Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 14:40:35 (EST)

This article mentions hepatitis, "Chi-Chi's" and "Beaver Valley," but is suprisingly not about MJ.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 14:35:34 (EST)

that sh!t was "dope"
biz-queeeeee
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 14:31:07 (EST)

the money shot
glavin
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 14:00:14 (EST)

bisquick
oy
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 13:59:10 (EST)

knock knock
oy vey
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 13:58:37 (EST)

while we're deep frying long pigs to hideous deaths, got room for one Brian "Coon-Dog" Cunha?
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 13:51:46 (EST)

Pona should be deep fried no doubt, but Sheldon Whitehouse should be thrown in there too.
Don
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 13:48:38 (EST)

anyone lose a wallet?
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 13:46:38 (EST)

WR, do you know where I can find a list & maybe the addresses of all the fire inspectors in the state? apparently, there are over 100, and looking at each town's website sucks.
PGIT
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 13:40:17 (EST)

Charles Pona should fry
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 13:37:45 (EST)

And Chef and Dexter, you show me your wood and I'll show you my steel wool brillo pad!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 13:36:49 (EST)

A real man from behind the meat curtain reappears... Anyway, TS- nice shots. Thanks for sending. They look like real darkroom productions. Are you a closet photo geek?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 13:35:29 (EST)

***NEWS FLASH*** -- A Superior Court jury on Wednesday convicted Charles Pona of orchestrating the killing of 15-year-old murder witness Jennifer Rivera.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 13:34:46 (EST)

TS- I can check my sources for you--do you have an issue # or date? (author, title, etc always helpful)
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 13:21:31 (EST)

USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 13:11:31 (EST)

well well well well well
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 13:08:12 (EST)

Love Shack.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 13:06:38 (EST)

I'm with USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 11:58:15 (EST)
Tron
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 12:43:09 (EST)

Hey WR - any suggestions on how to get my hands on a 1998 article from Iris (Journal of Theory on Image and Sound)?
TS
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 12:32:37 (EST)

USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 11:58:15 (EST)

Dr. Doom
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 11:51:31 (EST)

Eff this. I'm going to the Deterrents website.
Scheemer
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 11:48:40 (EST)

for those of you interested in exactly what a librarian is expected to do
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 11:24:43 (EST)

I'm an executive
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 11:03:11 (EST)

MJ steps out from behind the meat curtain

Chip'n'Dale
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 10:54:10 (EST)

I have no comment at all.
King of Lurk
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 10:48:16 (EST)

Jeff Goldblum is Watching You Poop
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 10:44:30 (EST)

Chong #90,000!! Chong rules!
CHONG LEE
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 10:37:46 (EST)

MJ has a hairy monkey
Ben H
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 10:27:50 (EST)

MJ has a big pussy.....
Ben G
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 10:19:22 (EST)

I challenge Todd to an accoustic guitar-off.

R to the G
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 10:11:19 (EST)

Trading in the primer grey pickup?
Scheemer
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 10:08:33 (EST)

good day lurkers. I have an IKEA hangover this morning after having spent my veterans' day (father, grandfathers) traveling to the beautiful garden state. Story hour mothers quite loud this morning and disturbing my post-shopping buzz
Wakefield Regular
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 10:05:27 (EST)

Let me be the first lurker to say it: Larry Flynt is "Saving Private's privates!"
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 10:00:28 (EST)

Good news for Vic.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 09:09:54 (EST)

Ever wonder why you've never seen a pregnant clam? Wonder no more.
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 09:08:27 (EST)

"'I wanted to punch him,' she recalled. 'I'm suffering here, and he's laughing, `Hardy-har-har.' So I looked him in the face and said, `How would you like to walk around on the verge of orgasm every second?' And he shut up."'
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 08:50:16 (EST)

R.I.P - James Rich
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 08:33:59 (EST)

....harder than chinese algebra?
ricky chang
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 08:20:11 (EST)

Larry Flynt has nude pictures of Jessica Lynch.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 07:58:32 (EST)

all this wood talk is making me....

hey cheffy i sent "The Trim's" discography doc back to him as a PDF because, you know, critics are stupid and PDFs are more idiot-proof sometimes. i'm effin' buried today so checkya....
boris
- Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 07:53:59 (EST)

Well Cheffy, the wood offer changes it!! Worship on if wood is good, and it is!!
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 22:19:52 (EST)

And here

TS
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 21:16:52 (EST)

is it me or is she pitchin' a weeeeeee bit o' "heiress-toe"?

boris
- Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 21:06:24 (EST)

WTF?
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 20:03:40 (EST)

R.I.P. Art Carney
Cardboard Cut-out of Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 19:53:31 (EST)

We'll take her down!
Herpes and Gonorrhea
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 19:49:52 (EST)

Help the spread of that slutticus rex paris hilton's porn. Together we can bring her down. maybe.
PGIT <curses@hilton.slut>
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 19:21:34 (EST)

Eating smoked trout and reprimanding ignorant freshmen.
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 18:51:12 (EST)

eating a pomegranate like Mr. peepers
PGIT
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 17:46:55 (EST)

was, now i'm at home.
PGIT <wasting@mytuesdayevening>
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 17:42:49 (EST)

PGIT - you at w*rk?
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 17:18:52 (EST)

Off to make sure there's a flag at my grandfather's grave. Left high school at 17 to fight in the pacific. I miss him terribly.
Dan
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 17:01:08 (EST)

got no veteran's day. although NPR is all over it, I'll celebrate it one way or another.
PGIT
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 16:48:02 (EST)

TS
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 16:45:01 (EST)

Nut eating b-boys of death punk

USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 16:36:56 (EST)

no, I think that was the webelows' thing
PGIT
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 16:05:58 (EST)

mmmmmm, brownies....

Homer
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 15:40:07 (EST)

couldn't tell ya... I only made it to brownie
PGIT
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 15:30:18 (EST)

WOW! How many upset activists can fit inside a Girl Scout's beaver?
Me & Boris
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 15:26:25 (EST)

favorite headline of the day
filling in for Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 15:04:43 (EST)

Favorite lie of the day: We are proud liberators of the burka while at home we are systematically eliminating women's reproductive rights.
Dicky Wang
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 14:02:49 (EST)

wicked old ot'n'stuff
boris
- Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 13:58:11 (EST)

The only thing Paula P killed was a coupla racks of cold ones.
Dicky Wang
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 13:48:55 (EST)

lotta elbow-room in the gulag today.
boris
- Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 12:20:36 (EST)

Just checking in. King O Lurk will be gracing the Met cafe on 11/23. This could be the last time...
King Of Lurk
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 12:17:54 (EST)

Where is everyone today?
The Lonely Lurker
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 12:15:29 (EST)

Geez boris, now I feel bad. Where are my morals?
scheemer
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 11:38:01 (EST)

double infanticide. funny.
boris
- Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 11:24:49 (EST)

I Agree With Don Too.

Susan Smith
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 11:19:24 (EST)

see also martha stewart. werd.
boris
- Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 11:04:33 (EST)

I Agree With Don.

P. Poundstone
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 10:46:12 (EST)

Don thinks it blows that whenever wyminz get involved in some sticky sitch, everyone can't wait to throw a boot in on the pig pile.
Dicky Stang
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 10:28:29 (EST)

jesus H i'm a belligerent lurker when cocked.
boris
Headacheville, Aspirinia - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 09:49:36 (EST)

I ain't bowing at the alter of MJ, I'm just sayin'....besides she said I could have some wood
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 07:45:14 (EST)

Got the machine up and runnin again, didn't know it took diesel! Would call Cheffy, but he's bowing to the alter of MJ!!
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 21:54:44 (EST)

gramcheck: least of
boris
- Monday, November 10, 2003 at 21:13:24 (EST)

Finally, I think Rosie is definitely the lesser of eight gazillion evils on TV and is being totally railroaded. Has the person been born yet who is stupid enough to believe a single fucking syllable out of the mouth of a retahhhd named Larry fucking Diamond
boris
- Monday, November 10, 2003 at 21:12:24 (EST)

Oh and to whomever posted the pic of Miller and Otto Parts: I came.
boris
- Monday, November 10, 2003 at 21:01:19 (EST)

note to the pervs: no overnighters.
boris
- Monday, November 10, 2003 at 21:00:18 (EST)

My old man has spent the last couple days in the woods of Florida hunting fucking deer with some 86-year old Monsignor from his parish. "Hey, an octogenarian! Let's give him a loaded semi-automatic high-caliber weapon and see what happens!"

Fire.
boris <mommie@deerist.com>
- Monday, November 10, 2003 at 20:56:56 (EST)

Smoother than Vic
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 19:44:47 (EST)

Air pollution may trigger asthma attacks
Gee, ya think?

Moscow considers public kissing ban
So many comments, so little time.
boris
- Monday, November 10, 2003 at 19:07:59 (EST)

THAT is fucking hideous. Good day sirs.
vic
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 16:52:55 (EST)

Leather Bound Bulge
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 16:44:29 (EST)

TS
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 16:32:25 (EST)

btw, is that a leather bound bulge where Rosie's crotch outta be?
vic
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 15:36:58 (EST)

i think it's waitress and cocktail
WR
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 15:36:30 (EST)

looks like Don and MJ in the studio
vic
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 15:35:18 (EST)

Chef's dog?
Lester
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 15:34:14 (EST)

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had NO hair; fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
hairless vic mole
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 15:33:17 (EST)

you ARE NOT LEAVING until you play your PART and GET IT RIGHT!

scenes from the Sizzler studio
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 15:31:25 (EST)

I know frogface wasn't ton ami, TS. Next time, you've got to throw the bash that gives your roommate the final blow.
PGIT
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 15:25:47 (EST)

whatsamatta, vic? do you feel threatened by those bears?
Chompy
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 15:25:44 (EST)

Lester
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 15:24:06 (EST)

put which up Lester's what?
Chompy
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 15:21:03 (EST)

Put 'em up Lester.

USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 15:10:41 (EST)

while I may have my "hairy side" and I won't say which, not sure about those "hirsute honeys"...discuss...
vic
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 15:08:55 (EST)

Vic scoring a checkbook at TS's party.

USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 14:57:34 (EST)

from the "NEWS": November 7, 2003 -Chil had a pair of fairly new size 11.5 gym sneakers that were a little too small for him. He asked Terry if he wanted them but Terry's feet were too small. Mike tried them on and they seemed to fit okay so he took them. By the way, they're size 11s officially. Axe Don.
vic
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 14:56:02 (EST)

WR - I'm not old, just drunk. Thanks to the party, I scored a checkbook and a new jacket. Anyone missing their belongings?
TS
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 14:53:23 (EST)

a REAL Yeti just signed on
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 14:52:13 (EST)

did someone say plate? or shrimp? or plate of shrimp?
or gaping maw?
Chompy
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 14:35:09 (EST)

and it's just as well he doesn't know what a computer is
ps
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 14:32:29 (EST)

yeah ol' Pleck, he's pretty humble...he did however create a new word last gig: YETI-ISH...guess who THAT was in reference to
veek
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 14:32:03 (EST)

Oh sorry, I forgot that the Sizzler is all about humility. Christ, between the challenges of MJ's riff-off, Don's bass-off, and Vic's hirsuteness-off, the most humble amongst you is Plectrum.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 14:24:36 (EST)

For example, on Feb. 20, a month before the invasion, Rumsfeld fielded a question about whether Americans would be greeted as liberators if they invaded Iraq. "Do you expect the invasion, if it comes, to be welcomed by the majority of the civilian population of Iraq?" Jim Lehrer asked the defense secretary on PBS' "The News Hour." "There is no question but that they would be welcomed," Rumsfeld replied, referring to American forces. "Go back to Afghanistan, the people were in the streets playing music, cheering, flying kites, and doing all the things that the Taliban and the al-Qaeda would not let them do."

Sept.25 (7 months is a loooooong time....) "Before the war in Iraq, you stated the case very eloquently and you said . . . they would welcome us with open arms," Sinclair Broadcasting anchor Morris Jones said to Rumsfeld as the prelude to a question. The defense chief quickly cut him off. "Never said that," he said. "Never did. You may remember it well, but you're thinking of somebody else. You can't find, anywhere, me saying anything like either of those two things you just said I said."
heard it on the X
i said, you said,we all said...
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 14:20:30 (EST)

press release: Rosie O'Donnell to be one of the biggest names on the international guest list
WR
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 14:06:25 (EST)

Hey there King o' lurk, howze Wed night for you?
MARZIPAN
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 13:57:14 (EST)

there's nothing that can quite match the gaping maw that is Rosie J. O'Donnell
vic
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 13:49:08 (EST)

Lester you outta be a comedian what with the including yourself in the "smart people" catagory ya dumb bastid
Technophobe
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 13:46:04 (EST)

looks like MJ got some good shit from Courtney!

papa-rod-z
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 13:37:52 (EST)

TS I must say, jolly good fun Friday.

On another note, I went to the Modern Diner for breakfast Saturday. Seated at the table across from us were three collegiate-appearing young uns, at least one of which was wearing an FID's tee shirt. More interesting were the stunningly attractive older woman with her uber goth son, seated behind us, not wearing FID shirts.
Pseudonym Slim Dunlap
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 13:23:14 (EST)

Stolen from slatch.com: This is classic. The very reason Amazon's book search was invented. This is from page 489 of George Bush's memoirs, A World Transformed (published five years ago): "Trying to eliminate Saddam, extending the ground war into an occupation of Iraq, would have violated our guideline about not changing objectives in midstream, engaging in "mission creep," and would have incurred incalculable human and political costs. Apprehending him was probably impossible. We had been unable to find Noriega in Panama, which we knew intimately."
WR
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 13:22:06 (EST)

don knotts > smart > boris ( > theodorable )
boris
- Monday, November 10, 2003 at 13:21:14 (EST)

Shut up and let the smart people talk for a second, Technophobe. We'll get back to making dick jokes before you know it.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 13:17:34 (EST)

can someone give dirty doris "don't talk shop on the lurk" lesson? I'm beggin' ya
technophobe
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 13:10:27 (EST)

oh Dan Dan Dan Dan...that's how much more Chongy things he rocks more than Cheffy...discuss
vic
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 13:08:58 (EST)

How is your score coming up 1851 or some shit? I got a 93. WTF?
Dan
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 12:29:32 (EST)

great party TS
PGIT
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 12:29:22 (EST)

that's pretty funny Sir Les. more worried about recent novell purchases + redhat's recent sea change than the professional suers of SCO. who are gonna lose. i (heart) linux but probably'd (heart) panther more, if i could afford it. slackware's my poison.
boris
- Monday, November 10, 2003 at 12:26:59 (EST)

fuck those size 3s
vic
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 12:26:19 (EST)

er...here...

USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 12:26:02 (EST)

the feet are still expanding to their former size...in the meantime, notice Vic's next gig kicks...

USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 12:25:07 (EST)

notice in "average age" the black cottonball effect on vic's head about to be eaten by two-dimensional fish
vic
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 12:21:15 (EST)

Hey Vic, why no pix of the feet? I see you copped a larger pair of shoes this week-how's the recovery?
WR
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 12:19:18 (EST)

Reunion show attendees
Average age
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 12:15:16 (EST)

i know someone with a lot of pseudonyms on this here lurk
WR
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 12:12:17 (EST)

MOTHER OF FUCK! HTML can get below me!
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 12:12:02 (EST)

As I was saying... Boris, Matrix 3
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 12:11:01 (EST)

Holy BSTC needs to pinch this shit. Anyaway, Boris, Matrix 3
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 12:09:37 (EST)

Who is this "Man O' Lurk"? I'm the only real man around here and i can prove it.
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 12:07:10 (EST)

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm "not" for "lester".
Every woman on the planet.
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 11:51:37 (EST)

1851 vs. 2000...when comparing guit talent is a LOT you fool! WR, I'm ashamed if not downright embarrassed at how many of those quiz questions I know...
prof. vic
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 11:48:49 (EST)

How to remain virgin for NEXT 30 years....virgin on right.
Ricky Chang
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 11:48:23 (EST)

Give chong a break. Only thing harder than chinese algebra is vic when he gets close to don.
Ricky Chang
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 11:44:04 (EST)

1,851 times suckier. nice catch vic
Chong.
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 11:42:00 (EST)

How to remain a virgin for 29 years. Chong finally shares his life story.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 11:41:35 (EST)

was not drunk just old! am also considering quitting smoking (dr's orders ya know)--have only had one since 3am Saturday!
WR
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 11:37:59 (EST)

TS, thanks...Benny will retrieve said emailed photogs...as for Chong and his representative's mathematics, 1/27th is not the same as 0.27 you fool; you must recalculate and do it quick
veek
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 11:37:16 (EST)

take this test
WR
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 11:33:00 (EST)

where the hell is my speedvision? I mean speed channel..
Chong.
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 11:22:02 (EST)

Hey Doris -- "The Grinch Who Stole Linux"
Lester
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 11:14:27 (EST)

Vic (or whoever checks the email around here): I sent the photos. Enjoy.
TS
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 11:03:42 (EST)

Finally a product marketed directly to Don.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 10:54:34 (EST)

Chong write new song last night about communist au pair. called "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Red"
Chong
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 10:40:02 (EST)

Ample breast = Carbonation
So Da
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 10:36:48 (EST)

I see Lester switched to lead singer.
Don Boreleone
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 10:33:47 (EST)

This morning my mountain dew was as flat as the guitarist from the turbo AC's.
William Radcliff
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 10:32:30 (EST)

send the champers to me! I'll get rid of it for them
WR
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 10:31:04 (EST)

that was a simultaneous post; no reflection on henry wizzler....
boris
- Monday, November 10, 2003 at 10:27:36 (EST)

Finally the Magnums are back together. Wanna play a show in Rumford?
Scheemer
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 10:13:16 (EST)

AAAAAY, watch yer mouth there Boris the spider or the Fonz will rumble wit ya
WR
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 09:53:13 (EST)

boris
- Monday, November 10, 2003 at 09:49:02 (EST)

Pinky Tuscadero
richiecunningham, USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 09:48:31 (EST)

There's a lot of hooey goin round these parts lately 'bout exactly what a real man is or isn't, and when one is or isn't signed on to the lurk. That's all I'm sayin.
Man O' Lurk
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 09:42:58 (EST)

Lester
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 09:41:43 (EST)

*** NEWS FLASH *** Boston Red Sox closer Kim Byung-hyun, who has returned home for a break during Major League Baseball's off-season, on Monday faced a complaint by a photographer who accused Kim of assault.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 09:40:03 (EST)

Sorry sir Sidney, but I gotta SK8...........Guitar can wait
chef
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 09:35:40 (EST)

No Trespassing 4/17 of a Haiku
Richard Brautigan
Trout Fishing in, America USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 09:34:56 (EST)

Skate my ass. You'll get to practicing bitch

USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 09:33:07 (EST)

http://oceanbowl.com/Layout/Photo/photo.html
chef
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 09:32:05 (EST)

It's Sunny and high 50's...I'm goin' skatin', I'll practice my guitar later ma.....
chef
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 09:31:46 (EST)

soiree at TS' was lovely but I can no longer stay up sooo late.
WR
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 09:31:23 (EST)

Jessica Lynch=The Meatrix
Sleepy Riser
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 09:27:44 (EST)

"It hurt in a way that people would make up stories that they had no truth about."
Lobster
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 09:17:56 (EST)

Guy quits his job, sells everything he owns, and spends a year going to Bruins, Celtics, and Sox games.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 08:29:42 (EST)

Is Grady Little managing the U.S. Olympic baseball team?
Lester
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 08:01:19 (EST)

Some quotes that will make even William Radcliffe seem smart.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 07:58:22 (EST)

NEUTRAL NATION ???? We thought we were opening for the almighty F.I.D.'S !!

The guy from Redneys Surf Shop
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 07:04:08 (EST)

Chef, even if you took 500 1 hour lessons from Rich Gilbert you would still only be 1/27th the guitar player that my client CHONG LEE is. You have said in the past the "chong sucks" well if he sucks than you suck, lets see....500 divided by .27 .....2000 times worse. If my math is correct.
Ricky Chang
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 06:38:45 (EST)

Get back in the kitchen bitch!
Bailey
USA - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 03:58:15 (EST)

I need a new band to groupie. Is this one any good?
Lacey Chambert
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 22:54:20 (EST)

Chef, my guitar mastery will give you wood,
MJ®
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 22:06:30 (EST)

Holy PANTY RAID! My fingers haven't smelt this good since I gave Ellen a wedgy!
MJ®
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 22:04:19 (EST)

this lurk is a goddamn mausoleum...
vic
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 22:01:16 (EST)

!estoy bailando y cantando en la calle! !ai ai ai chihuahua!
el monito negro
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 19:47:55 (EST)

Arsenal = Yankees
boris
- Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 19:29:21 (EST)

Watch me pull a submarine out of my mono.
Trix Rabbit
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 19:14:54 (EST)

yeah, my chutzpah will never be the same
jbonz
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 19:10:17 (EST)

oh, please, plastic toy atomic submarine, don't shoot me with your 5 polaris missiles!
the rabbit
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 19:00:19 (EST)

"Watching what has happened with Iraq over the past several months has been like watching jbonz being raped."
Don Wasn't
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 18:57:53 (EST)

Arsenal = Yankees.
Tron
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 18:55:04 (EST)

"Now we know that no other President of the United States has ever lied so baldly and so often and so demonstrably ... The presumption now has to be that he's lying any time that he's saying anything."
click here
jbonz
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 18:53:43 (EST)

Trix ain't for kids. Trix are for morons. This stuff taste like crap.

USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 18:51:56 (EST)

Matrix 3 < Meatrix
boris
- Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 18:29:06 (EST)

like Plec said, seemed like a good idea at the time
Rosy Palmer
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 18:12:12 (EST)

and if it qvacks like vic, it's probably vic
qvack qvack
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 17:32:01 (EST)

if it smells like Vic, get out and get out fast...that meatrix with the sh!t, no pun...
Vic T. Ory
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 17:15:44 (EST)

For a look behind the meat curtain check out http://www.themeatrix.com
chef
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 16:52:40 (EST)

It smells like....Victory
Rosie
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 16:46:57 (EST)

MJ sniffs fingers after panty raid.

USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 16:28:58 (EST)

Chong Lee on stage rocking out.

USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 16:26:00 (EST)

VAI FANCULO!
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 16:22:03 (EST)

I just listened to some Benny Sizzler, and I gotta say....this might be the rockenest band I've ever heard.....I cant wait till the 21st .....just to hear the Sizz...... (MJ...seriously, I do bow down to your fret work....I'll try my best ....but me thinks you out rock me).....Chong...you still suck
chef
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 16:14:41 (EST)

I was at that photo shoot and MJ O'Donnell had 'em rollin' in the aisles!
victog
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 15:18:37 (EST)

hey, how did that big TS birthday party thing go?
Party Outcast <lonely@guy.jizz>
Nowhere, USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 14:47:24 (EST)

at worst a temporary setback.
boris <imallouttalove@airsupply.com>
ukrainus - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 14:12:53 (EST)

Hungarian Says Rock Defeated Communism Sun Nov 9,10:09 AM ET http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20031109/ap_en_mu/rock_music_communism_downfall_8
chef
USA - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 13:43:56 (EST)

Arsenal = Yankees
boris
White Hart, Lane N5 - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 23:17:38 (EST)

Poor poor Spurs. Deserved 3 - got none. What's that like 12 years in a row?
Don Wasn't
USA - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 20:10:05 (EST)

Mountain Dew is NOT a soda. It is supposed to be flat.
Thank You 7
USA - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 19:55:25 (EST)

Hey DEXTER, you getting ready to sing along to "BIG TRUCK , BIG TRUCK"???!!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 17:26:21 (EST)

You shoulda been at the photo shoot. I had the photogs in stiches. When they asked for "cracking wise" I gave it to 'em tenfold! And then I gave everybody a backrub!
MJ O'Donnell
LA, Ca USA - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 17:25:28 (EST)

Hi. Most of the time I'm embarrassed, but usually not enough. Is this band any good?
The Embarrassment
USA - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 13:42:04 (EST)

I get into all kinds of wacky trouble. Sometimes I wear funny hats so you know I'm the crazy one in the group. Because of my crazy ideas my friends call me "Scheemer" Is this band any good?
Scheemer
USA - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 07:18:23 (EST)

hi i wear rollerblades all the time. my friends call me "blades" is this band any good?
BLADES
USA - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 07:14:30 (EST)

Boy this mountain dew shure is flat! Just like your momma! "Shades" RULES!
"shades"
USA - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 07:13:41 (EST)

are tron/joe going to that convention center thing this weekend? word is they got crocheted oven mitts in a wide assortment of colors.
boris
- Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 07:11:47 (EST)

To All Highbury Fans, Hail,Hail the CELTS are here... They're the boys of white and green, its the best we've ever seen and we follow them no matter where we go.... When we go to paradise where the flag it proudly flies, the fans will gather round from far and near to hear the Sizzler play.... Celtic Celtic that's the team for me, Celtic Celtic on to victory, they are the finest team in Scotland, I'll hope that you'll agree...Celtic Celtic on to victory.... They come from bonny Scotland, they come from County Cork, they come from dear old Donegal and even from New York, from every street in Glasgow they proudly make their way, and they always wake Serge Gainsbourg proudly from the dead....
Serge Gainsbourg
Portland, ME USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 23:47:26 (EST)

good enough to eat

daredesignatyahoodotcom>
Oceania, USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 22:33:47 (EST)

FBI-fighting naked terrorists
WR
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 17:11:23 (EST)

When the Spurs rise above tenth let me know.
Tron
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 16:37:29 (EST)

fare thee well cruel cruel lurk...there's an unheard of 6pm Benny jam afoot...not to bring up small footwear again...
vic
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 16:35:34 (EST)

We are the Tottenham, the pride of the South
We hate the Arsenal, 'cos they are all mouth
We took the North Bank, and that was fuck all
The Tottenham will rise and the Arsenal will fall
boris
- Friday, November 07, 2003 at 16:27:07 (EST)

He's only a poor little Gooner
He stands at the back of the Bank
He watches the reds, the football he dreads
So he ends up having a wank

He's only a poor little Gooner
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick, so I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore
boris
- Friday, November 07, 2003 at 16:24:30 (EST)

How many Gunners does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?

Three. One to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
boris
- Friday, November 07, 2003 at 16:21:57 (EST)

Never did like those Gooners.
Pélé-@ss
Brasil - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 16:19:49 (EST)

the material just writes itself

USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 16:15:45 (EST)

pretty...real pretty...

USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 16:14:34 (EST)

MJ "crackin' wise" before Benny jams.

USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 16:08:42 (EST)

Tappered at the ends so ones asshole doesn't SLAM shut.

USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 16:07:50 (EST)

Oh, and Tronsylvainsylvain? Guess we'll be seeing YOU at N5 tomorrah.
boris
- Friday, November 07, 2003 at 15:53:52 (EST)

they'd slide right on....
boris
- Friday, November 07, 2003 at 15:51:32 (EST)

Another fabulously useful website for those of you who are NOT straight-edge
WR
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 15:38:24 (EST)

"Rock music is mostly about moving big black boxes from one side of town to the other in the back of your car." -- Dave Thomas from Pere Ubu
Lester
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 15:36:23 (EST)

damn you dirty you put these size 7s on and do a little jig for our general amusement
vic small shoes
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 15:35:58 (EST)

Poking a hole in the ozone-theory: "Ozone is damaging, and it is really a problem that we are going to have to think about in the next few years," Dr. Wentworth said.
WR
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 15:33:54 (EST)

like a mere shoe style could actually "impede" SOMEone's "playing".
boris
- Friday, November 07, 2003 at 15:15:15 (EST)

if vic ever plays in platforms, I'll eat my shoe
vic
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 15:11:18 (EST)

You are all so generous, I'm weeping tears of joy on the keyboard. To answer your questions, Yes, I want a kingsize suckbed that fills with Hoegaarden instead of air. I'll take the date with Doris and Lester (that was an offer for a threesome, right?), but only if it involves the jerk and his cheap wine. And, sorry, no pix of Vic. He needs a platform and better lighting.
TS
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 15:04:18 (EST)

i'm glad the recession and the war are both over

USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 14:56:07 (EST)

6 less Republicans

USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 14:46:35 (EST)

I second that street-side condemnation.
the Right Reverend Vic
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 14:20:13 (EST)

Orgasm simulator.
Lester
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 14:07:29 (EST)

Lester
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 13:59:40 (EST)

Lester
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 13:56:03 (EST)

Lobster, a woman took the picture.
vic
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 13:50:21 (EST)

I was abducted by Benny Sizzler but now I'm back...
XTRO
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 13:49:35 (EST)

Hey, it's Picture Pages time!! Quick, how many woman can you count in this picture?
Lester
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 13:49:15 (EST)

anyone heard from our new Asian rep, Herb Wong?
vlic
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 13:19:24 (EST)

decatur, sure.
PGIT
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 13:09:14 (EST)

define "mood"
vic e
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 12:52:42 (EST)

TS I got you a big bottle of ripple wine. I know this sweet abandoned train tunnel we can drink it in, and even sleep in if the mood is right
The Jerk
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 12:49:50 (EST)

Doris OR Lester? Or is that Doris and Lester at the same time? I have a feeling Natasha may not like it either way! Beer it is--Decatur before party PGIT?
WR
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 12:47:29 (EST)

yes, pleck called...6pm tonight is the time and night
vic e
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 12:39:10 (EST)

a Hoegarden sp? keg fridge for TS
PGIT
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 12:30:23 (EST)

She wants a Suckbed® and a date with Doris/Lester.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 12:28:55 (EST)

Lester Lee.
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 12:27:04 (EST)

TS-anything you want for your birthday?
WR
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 12:25:29 (EST)

A fucking real man just signed on...anyway, Vic you are so dead on acounta that Rosie picture (which was so fucking funny, btw..."making a point at pracitce"=HAHAHAHAHA) That Matt fuck from the real World sure is an excellent guy. TS got no pix of vix? Burkett gone? Lester 89K?
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 12:19:58 (EST)

Question: Lester or Chong Lee?

USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 12:02:34 (EST)

BUY MY CD!!!
Todd
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 12:01:58 (EST)

#89,000!!
Lester
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 11:53:44 (EST)

Well maybe Burkett will get on with his pro bowling career now. I just like players who refuse to go away, like Saberhagen, Cone, Rickey Henderson, Mike Morgan etc. Retiring while you are on top is lame. I'd be like Bill Lee and playing in some independent league when I'm 50. Now that's a ballplayer.
Dan
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 11:53:34 (EST)

TS there's an "email Benny" link on this dog-forsaken site somewheres...and thanks for no Vic shots...no, seriously...
Vic Tard
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 11:43:07 (EST)

Chong Radcliff has lifetime subscription to Seventeen Magazine.
Dodge Dart
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 11:31:53 (EST)

Mr. Bob Dobolina? Is that a Subgenius reference?
Lester
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 11:30:01 (EST)

"Theo called and told me I'm not part of the Red Sox plans for next season," said Burkett. "He said he would call and let me know and he did, and that was real nice of him to do. He didn't have to do that."
Mr Grimm
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 11:25:06 (EST)

"I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation." Avril Lavigne (Seventeen Magazine, 2002)
Mr Dobolina, Mr Bob Dobolina.
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 10:51:45 (EST)

The Lurk = The cult of multiple personalities.
William Radcliff
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 10:15:46 (EST)

Me no speakee chineese!
William Radcliff
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 10:12:43 (EST)

Here's a picture of the Aryan fucktard:

Lester
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 09:43:11 (EST)

oh, Suh- NAPP!!! That gent is WHACKED!
BJ®
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 09:35:00 (EST)

DAMMIT!! try here. he's nutz
William Radcliff
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 09:32:24 (EST)

More of Matt's work.
William Radcliff
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 09:30:46 (EST)

Who is Matt from the Real world?!!
BJ®
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 09:29:36 (EST)

try
will
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 08:09:25 (EST)

Ha ha field trip. It's matt from the real world.
william radcliff
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 08:07:29 (EST)

Smeg off, Rimmer
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 07:46:55 (EST)

Smeg off, Rimmer
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 07:46:43 (EST)

Lester
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 07:37:36 (EST)

My name is Chris Barrie, not Tony Hawks.
William Radcliff
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 07:29:22 (EST)

Good riddance, Chong Lee.
Lester
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 07:23:41 (EST)

#88,888! What a way to go out! You can have your new guy. I'm out.
chong
USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 06:42:19 (EST)

Um, is this band any good?
Sal
Poughkeepsie, NY USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 01:22:57 (EST)

Supersuckerbed=funny
Eddie Spaghetti
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 22:48:55 (EST)

I call BULSHIT on that picture of me as Rosie O'Donnell.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 22:46:53 (EST)

A good account of bs: http://www.jelks.nu/misc/articles/bs.html
Dick <daredesign@hawaii.rr.com>
Kaneohe, HI USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 21:37:41 (EST)

stones
boris
- Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 19:39:40 (EST)

"[A]s you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 28, 2003

"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the — the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003

"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2000
I.M. Dumya
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 18:22:57 (EST)

Vic brings high priced hooker brand® camera to show yet still comes home with 36 shots of Mean Joe and Lester.
Don
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 18:13:08 (EST)

Certainly. Where to?
TS
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 17:47:27 (EST)

emailable, TS? I know Benny will want...
vic
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 17:42:52 (EST)

I have a few pix from the show last week if anyone wants them.
TS
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 17:29:41 (EST)

you may ignore me now but you can't ignore me forever
Herbert Wong
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 17:23:43 (EST)

oh wait--we'll find you naughty
wr
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 17:04:03 (EST)

I need to stretch & detox tonight (as much as I am able when I'm with my yogi formerly know as the rock slut Amy). Tomorrow is another night! Unfortunately have to babysit on Sat-Sun so have to be somewhat good at the bday pahtee.
WR
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 17:03:23 (EST)

Age doesn't matter. Come and get drunk anyway.
Toxic Shock
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:57:39 (EST)

This is me. Herbert Wong.

USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:56:14 (EST)

I am here to challenge this Chong Lee's claim to 'Benny Sizzler Asian Representative of the Record'.
Herbert Wong
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:54:50 (EST)

MJ makes a point during band practice.

USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:49:07 (EST)

Llama dong is the new Donkey Kong
Qbert
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:47:59 (EST)

I will be rocking your socks off tonight.
Edward Raviolli
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:46:38 (EST)

Ass is the new P#ssy.
Return of the naughty lurker...
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:46:08 (EST)

old is the new hot
fashion plate
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:40:14 (EST)

I know all TS--the numbers were 24, 25, 25, 29, 29, 31, 35, & 38! & yeah, I know I'm old
WR
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:32:41 (EST)

anybody going to the supersuckerbeds tonite? at that Met place? i always wanted to get shrinkwrapped and spanked
Rummy Bumsfeld
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:29:38 (EST)

Can you still remember it after last night's debauchery?
TS
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:17:31 (EST)

talk about real honest-to-goodness bonafide bullshit
vic
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:15:37 (EST)

look at that BULLsack!
Bessie
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:10:14 (EST)

Angry Bombed Dude
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:09:06 (EST)

TOP THIS!!!

the bull himself
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:04:20 (EST)

I know the answer
WR
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:01:46 (EST)

one of these guys can actually play bass

USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 15:58:51 (EST)

look, chong wrote a rock opera!
C.H. Ylamidia
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 15:48:27 (EST)

CHONG LEE BAND:

(chong in middle of course- look like pussy sandwich you slut) Benny Sizzler unplugged:

(vic in front)
Meathead
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 15:41:26 (EST)

TS
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 15:32:56 (EST)

TS what's up with the suck bed birthday party?
Vic E. Swa
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 15:00:04 (EST)

And this is the only draft I know anything about.

Lester
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 14:59:32 (EST)

ya, no sh!t ya dirty snitch
Jaques Ass
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 14:59:04 (EST)

I posted that draft shit last week.
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 14:56:51 (EST)

Lester=local community selective service snitch in horn rims
vichyssoise
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 14:50:28 (EST)

Lester knows all about drafts
Dodge Dart
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 14:47:20 (EST)

Oops! I mean...
Lobster
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 14:39:14 (EST)

Lobster
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 14:37:55 (EST)

"the news spread nationally & had electronic discussion lists buzzing, with many librarians wondering why the suit was filed & several contacting the hotel to express their surprise & support. Craig Spitzer, general manager of the Library Hotel, said in a statement, 'the Library Hotel respects others' intellectual-property rights, and we do not believe that we have infringed the rights of OCLC (Online Computer Library Center) in any way...We are not a library lending books, but rather we have created a unique hotel experience for book lovers to enjoy.'"
Melvil Dewey Rollin' in his Grave
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 14:32:31 (EST)

Lester
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 14:30:57 (EST)

The Jerk=Shuttlesworth w/ keypad
Don
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 14:29:26 (EST)

Vic = Scott Stapp with... Well, just Scott Stapp I guess...
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 14:21:47 (EST)

Lester=Reagan in glasses
vic drizzle
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 14:08:37 (EST)

Lester-that is why I am the Jerk. My mission, plainly stated, is to spread rumors, misinformation, STD's, cream cheese, and legs.
The Jerk
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 13:57:42 (EST)

"The biggest pile of bullshit ever dumped on the lurk" is quite a claim. But I do concur.
Dick Trickle
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 13:35:35 (EST)

That is biggest pile of bullshit ever dumped on the Lurk. Claiming that the SDI was only there to "fool the Soviets" is revisionist crap, used to cover up the fact that billions of dollars were given to defense contractors for producing NOTHING. Things were going just fine under Carter and SALT II until Reagan pulled all aid from Russia and declares SALT II a failure. All Reagan did at first was economically pummel two weak leaders, Brezhnev and Andropov. Well, it didn’t work with Brezhnev because he was an old man; it didn’t work with Andropov because he was sick. Reagan got lucky when Gorbachev came to power. Gorbachev was more in touch with the actual inner workings of the Soviet Union, and realized they were in a shithole.
He supported right-wing guerilla organizations in Central America, and started terrible wars that killed thousands of people in the name of fighting Communism. His administration sold arms to the Iranians to fund these wars. He suffered from advancing senility, allowing his administration to be taken over by an uncontrollable group of fringe nutcases. He pissed of the entire Jewish population of this country by visiting Bitsburg cemetery.
Yeah, the guy was a real peach. His foreign policy rocked!
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 13:17:43 (EST)

You are all cordially invited to my birthday party tomorrow: 42 Temple Street, Providence. 9pm or so. BYOB. In lieu of a suck bed for entertainment, you are all welcome to get below me.
TS
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 13:13:37 (EST)

That is biggest pile of bullshit ever dumped on the Lurk. Claiming that the SDI was only there to
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 13:13:33 (EST)

Reagan DID fool the Soviets with SDI and thus put in place the things that began the end of the cold war. Easily forgotten now, I'm sure. No one likes to talk about military history and strategy, and I'm sure its easy to look back now and say well the USSR would have fallen eventually, but in 1982 detente was over and they were as hard line as we were. Gorbie is the man, being smart enough to understand that turnips in adequate quantity were more important than another nuke sub or missile silo. But anyways, find someone else to pick on than a 93 yr old man who hasn't known who is in a decade.

Having said that, his domestic policies suuuuuckkkked.
The Jerk
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 12:13:10 (EST)

Who gives what to whom.
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 12:08:16 (EST)

Looking for Lester's brain. Should be found nestled next to Chong's guitar playing ability.

USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 12:07:03 (EST)

"National Public Radio will announce today the largest donation in its history, a cash bequest from the will of the late philanthropist Joan Kroc (widow of McDonalds founder Ray Kroc) of about $200 million."
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 12:00:55 (EST)

OOOOOOH Lester, you've done it again! eh eh eh...
Mr Magoo
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 11:55:19 (EST)

"Where is it? I can't see it!"

Lester
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 11:18:29 (EST)

Holy smack - check it out - this site has been certified as 97% evil by The Gematriculator! Eeeeeeeeeeeevillllllllll!!!!!
jrmy <jrm@nonayerbeezwax.com>
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 11:11:09 (EST)

One hot mama:

WR
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 11:02:16 (EST)

See it?

William Radcliff
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 10:57:31 (EST)

Congressman John Dingell of Michigan wrote a letter to CBS:
"As someone who served with President Reagan, and in the interest of historical accuracy, please allow me to share with you some of my recollections of the Reagan years that I hope will make it into the final cut of the mini-series: $640 Pentagon toilet seats; ketchup as a vegetable; union busting. . ."
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 10:55:12 (EST)

Hey Look!! I found Vic's Schlong!!

William Radcliff
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 10:50:33 (EST)

Any hot chicks in this band?
Leisure Suit Larry
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 10:39:30 (EST)

"Even drunk people like this idea because, hey, they get Taco Bell." Fuckin'-A right.
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 10:36:14 (EST)

yes WR, a teen if not a pre-teen could fit these kicks
vic
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 10:34:10 (EST)

Teenage kicks?

WR
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 10:21:59 (EST)

i'm wearing very very small kicks right now
vic
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 10:18:58 (EST)

damn this company firewall!
Chong
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 10:02:05 (EST)

I LOVE my suck bed....and thanks to the canvas carrying case...I take it with me everywhere
chef
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 09:55:57 (EST)

What the Fuck is this?!? The SuckBed?
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 09:53:20 (EST)

pardon my ignorance but WTF is a ute? or for that matter a swag?
WR
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 09:38:05 (EST)

You've lost that livin' feeling...
Chong
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 08:06:07 (EST)

RIP - Bobby Hatfield of the Righteous Brothers.
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 08:02:49 (EST)

gram, spall, who fucking cares, you get the point. also, none of the other five stories i've read on this topic this morning DARE mention some weasel lawyer saying "well everyone knows very few of these cases get to court". this writer should be attached to a ford F-150 and dragged down an unpaved road for ten miles. stupid fucking sellout clam. FUCK.
boris
- Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 07:42:21 (EST)

gramcheck, Houston now has...
boris
- Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 07:39:49 (EST)

the Houston newpaper article was specifically cited because it somehow, some way, fails to mention that utilities are among the very largest contributors to the WorstPresidentEver's campaign and those of "Small" Dick Cheney. Also not mentioned is the fact that Houston is now one of, if not *the most* polluted urban air in the country. Thanks, of course, to the pillage of environmental law by their former governer, who was........three fuckin' guesses.
boris
- Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 07:37:45 (EST)

Worst. President. EVER.
boris
- Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 07:33:35 (EST)

"She pulls swags out of the utes and mounts them as if she's copulating."
Lobster
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 07:29:58 (EST)

Montel Williams fined after being found with drug paraphernalia.
Lester
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 07:23:59 (EST)

The Sizz is opening for us!
Big World
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 07:21:52 (EST)

3am. Lets have a nice calm friendly lurk today.
Chong
USA - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 03:04:55 (EST)

Oh shit. I think "Who died and made you round eyed?" is a great name for a song. or an album. or in Chongs case, an autobiography.
Dan working late
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 22:24:24 (EST)

ok call me steve naive.
boris
warWEAK, - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 20:03:32 (EST)

PS-How'd I miss that Grand Funk/dog wash post?!!!!!
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 19:43:22 (EST)

Boris, prepare to get below the "fan".
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 19:38:54 (EST)

hey did anyone reply to the "fan" post from, like, ten hours ago? Benny Sizzler are playing again on the 21st with Neutral Nation and you should definitely go.
boris
- Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 19:33:17 (EST)

Hey nice slang, Hungry, who died and made you round eyed?
Lurk Cop
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 19:27:55 (EST)

That wasn't very nice. Oh and don't forget the duck sauce.
Kofi
- Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 19:23:55 (EST)

Hey Chong What the fuck!? I ordered Spicy Shrimp n pea pods with White rice like a fuckin hour ago. Get with the program, slanty.
Hungry Man
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 19:09:30 (EST)

No I mean you minor threat to chong. Not sound like some band called minor threat.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 19:03:02 (EST)

if there's a "pit" at that show I'll eat my shoe
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 18:43:36 (EST)

yeah but in 21 years nation never started whining about the pit a la ian ...
boris
- Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 18:39:45 (EST)

I wish Neutral Nation= minor threat.....they had talent....we had fun
chef
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 18:34:14 (EST)

I'll buy that dirty...I'll buy that...
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 18:26:17 (EST)

picture explained: man at top left is getting Polish blowjob from clarinetist, whose erect nipples show she's preferring the girl-on-nude-girl. the man with the "syria" fez is obviously don, playing his accordon. the man standing on the right is saying "i do SO have three hands, watch me pull a quarter out from behind jose's ear," while the short guy standing in the middle is obviously boris in his finest "back-bay eurotrash" apparel. the guy with the cocktail just killed huey lewis for that jacket. the rest, not sure.
boris
- Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 18:25:21 (EST)

Chong Lee

USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 18:25:20 (EST)

Chong = Major awesome kick ass. Neutral Nation = minor threat. Chef = 3 payments to go on "wah-wah" foot pedal.
chong
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 18:17:06 (EST)

dats what I'm wearing to a party friday night..
Dan aka KOL
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 18:10:21 (EST)

hot damn; that headin' shavin' could take the better part of a solid hour; MJ you gonna color that poodle?
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 18:01:25 (EST)

Only if you shave your head and call me "Madame".
TS
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:56:46 (EST)

sweet baby jesus
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:39:52 (EST)

Is that Montewhore?
TS
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:32:53 (EST)

Hell, I'll chip in $6, but only if we get him thigh-high stilettos
TS
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:30:52 (EST)

The gym shoes are plenty big enough, it's the lacing that ol Vic is having troubles with, what with the fubling of his manhooks and all.
Tron
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:26:43 (EST)

and I will contribute $5.50 (that's FIVE FIDDY)
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:26:17 (EST)

titled "Roy's Attacker"

USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:25:16 (EST)

FUCKING FUNNYYYYY SHIT!!!! HAHAHA KING OF LURK! OHMIGOD! I'm LAUGHING SO HARD. OH SHIT I GOTTA MAKE FEDEX!!!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:25:10 (EST)

why don't you people stop your petty bickering and buy Vic a pair of shoes that fit him? I will contribute $5.
King of Lurk
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:21:07 (EST)

that looks a LOT like one Buddy Lee's wee bipod...
Vic F. Oot
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:20:04 (EST)

Vics new kicks!

USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:16:03 (EST)

Vic's foot after one week in Don's shoe

USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:08:16 (EST)

Here's a nice Eurotrash camel.
TS
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:07:29 (EST)

someone explain this

USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:06:29 (EST)

DORIS LIVES IN WARWICK!!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:02:08 (EST)

my disability is not a laughing matter
Vic C. Foot
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 17:02:03 (EST)

HAHA! Club footed place kicker Vic!!!!! HAHAHA! That is some funny ass shit. Fuckng Chef, you are retodded to think that your b@nd is a major act. Major LOSER is more like it!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 16:59:56 (EST)

"One of the worst features of the debate has been the caricaturing of other people's positions," Bishop of Oxford Dr Richard Harries was quoted as saying over the debate on sexuality and the church.
TS
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 16:55:05 (EST)

dirty, MJ's got the finest wallet tits this side of Riverside...as for the hand me down size 7s, I think I'm breakin' them in...for a picture of my feet scroll DOWN NOW
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 16:52:18 (EST)

howbout "refining" a gramcheck?
boris
- Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 16:45:16 (EST)

major act= Neutral Nation....lesser act=chong
chef
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 16:41:52 (EST)

please define "major act"
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 16:40:25 (EST)

lawyer thinking, "this dude is sooooo fucked..."

USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 16:36:41 (EST)

....oh you silly little man-child MJ....the headliner (major act) goes on last (NN), the opener (lesser band)(BS) goes on first....
chef
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 16:35:55 (EST)

oh rosie....
PGIT
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 16:31:58 (EST)

Hey Lester, that is some funny ass design link. I'm "refining" a logo as we speak...
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 16:30:05 (EST)

Hey Vic, I bet Yup don't wear no hand me down size 7 gym shoes like you do...
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 16:28:25 (EST)

Hey I just logged on that same time you did Chef. You know what that means? That means be prepared to be blown away by my S&H Greenstamps Gu!tar when you open for us on the 21st!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 16:26:52 (EST)

Is that from CABIN BOY?!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 16:25:03 (EST)

Hey Chong...you suck....song is stupid....and I've paid off the bill from rent-a-center....after 12 years of $35 a week payments, the non-carvin (quasi-Gibson) is mine....all mine.....and it's ready to show you what guitar playing is all about...now get back on your slow boat, and get below me
chef
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 16:24:17 (EST)

"You remind me of my niece Sally. Lovely girl. She's a dietitian." -- Earl Hofert [DAVID LETTERMAN] to Nathanial (CHRIS ELLIOTT) "Oddly enough, it kind of tastes like MARZIPAN (EMPHASIS MINE)!" -- Nathanial (CHRIS ELLIOTT), in response to being forced to lick the deck of a ship clean
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 16:01:13 (EST)

yes congrats to new dad and continuing multi-millionaire Dave Letterman
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 15:39:23 (EST)

Top Ten Reasons I'm Excited To Be A Father
10. Instead of "You suck, Dave," I can look forward to "You suck, Dad"
9. All of America will get to watch him grow up on television, just like Cody Gifford!
8. My used hairpieces make cuddly fuzzy pals
7. Only the most cold-hearted state trooper would ticket a guy with an adorable baby
6. Asking mom to watch baby perfect way to keep her away from dog track
5. I stocked up on moist towelettes from the hospital supply room
4. Great new excuse for not hanging out with Regis
3. Anxious to put to use all the practice I've had raising my pet monkey Kenny
2. Two words: Swedish nanny
1. There is now tangible evidence that I have had sex

thanks again
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 15:35:21 (EST)

AH LESTER, WE ALL KNEW YOU WERE A PEASANT BUT DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVED IN A THATCHED ROOF COTTAGE. I WISH PEOPLE WOULD LET ME STEAL THEIR WEBSITE PHOTOS
MARZIPAN
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 15:33:09 (EST)

Trogdor the Burninator just burninated my hovel!
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 15:27:15 (EST)

Top Ten Signs I, Dave Letterman, Am Your Father

10. On your birthday you receive items tolen from NBC
9. Major celebrities refuse to appear at your birthday parties
8. You're constantly getting stopped by hall monitor for running too fast
7. You're not very good with the book learnin'
6. You have my teeth and Cher's eyes
5. Every night between 11:30 and 12:30, you're overcome by a wave of nauseating shame
4. Your mother is from a long line of circus people
3. You never see your father anymore because he's on CBS
2. In bed, you constantly ask wife, "How am I doing on time?"
1. You're six years old and people ask if that's a hairpiece

Dave
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 15:26:45 (EST)

Hey design nerds: 15 new trends in logo design
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 15:25:35 (EST)

everyone knows that with a degree from CGNU, you too can be a real Strong Bad. Get with it.
Hibbity Dibbity
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 15:20:33 (EST)

Congrats to new father, David Letterman.
TS
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 15:14:21 (EST)

gracias, senor Tron.
boris
- Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 15:12:58 (EST)

that Dempsey half footer is some funny sh!t...I feel for the dude damn in these size 7s
vic foot
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 15:12:17 (EST)

now does this look like the face of a killer I ask you?

USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 15:10:11 (EST)

35-40 minutes.
Tron
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 15:07:27 (EST)

When size 11 is not 11

USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 15:05:18 (EST)

dirty, don't know...dirty don't know
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 15:04:10 (EST)

OK blobbers, how long does it generally take to get from the blob to south dartmouth. give it up.
boris
- Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 15:02:19 (EST)

my feet are not bound today you'll all be glad to know
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 14:54:33 (EST)

"I am totally a real Strong Bad. "—Dan
wa?
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 14:44:03 (EST)

that's the thing about liberrians. never underestimate their ability to quickly locate a non-prof focussed on elephantitis.
boris
- Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 14:41:27 (EST)

MJ'S GOT THE BIGGEST...

MARZIPAN
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 14:40:11 (EST)

"I am totally a real Strong Bad. "—Dan
wa?
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 14:37:15 (EST)

HOMESTARRUNNER IS RATHER BORING
MARZIPAN
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 14:24:45 (EST)

I got BALLS too!!
Mike BALL-dino
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 14:18:42 (EST)

WR
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 14:04:18 (EST)

Maine has balls.
boris
- Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 13:58:18 (EST)

Happy Guy Fawkes Day!
Lester
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 13:35:12 (EST)

Don & MJ go porn.

USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 13:24:55 (EST)

yeah, i'm about to bite into a nice warm sizzler...

Angry Postal Dude
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 13:23:50 (EST)

Angry Comic Dog
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 13:20:15 (EST)

stangely, Benny Sizzler is the milquetoast of the rock world...
vic
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 13:19:45 (EST)

"We were musicians first and we dabbled in drugs and then we become drug addicts dabbling in music. We would feed our heads with drugs instead of with experience, (but) there's only three things you can get out of the drug scenario: jail, death or insanity." --AEROSMITH or BENNY SIZZLER?
WR
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 13:15:31 (EST)

I hereby rechristen WR nee Wakefield Regular as MARZIPAN. Which sucks, bc I am totally a real Strong Bad.
Dan
USA - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 13:

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