lurkive 26sep-16oct03

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the only truly safe place for bartman
doris
- Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 19:00:27 (EDT)
that's chickenSHIT to you sir veek.
dirty
- Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 18:38:45 (EDT)
you've all run away like little chickens! little chickens in need of unfucking!
vic
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 18:35:04 (EDT)
dear sweet jesus...Johnny of the OTHER band pics is not our dear dear UNFUCKING Johnny...although he is in dire need of a dramatic unfucking...fear the beginning of the game...
dear sweet vic
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 17:36:30 (EDT)
One brother coming in - a Yankees fan, another brother has 2 tix to game 2 of World Series wherever it's played. Yet I'm somehow not invited. Can you say chinese break-barrel pellet gun with 900+ FPS shooting spree?
Done
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 17:01:38 (EDT)
I'm off to the bar. Later, dirtbags. FEAR THE CONTUSION!!
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 15:22:43 (EDT)
err...Pedot=Pedro... ummm...fear the shiner...
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 14:33:00 (EDT)
Lurking at lunch? How can you eat at the sight of the brown and yello? Hey, tonight-the Pothead* and the Hothead** are gonna show them fucking Yanks who is so unfucked!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 14:32:04 (EDT)
Lurking at lunch? How can you eat at the sight of the brown and yello? Hey, tonight-the Pothead* and the Hothead** are gonna show them fucking Yanks who is so unfucked!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 14:31:51 (EDT)
Hey Vic, talk about needing an unfucking-WTF is up with those OTHER band pics. Seems poor Johhny is the unlucky Pierre in the middle just about every shot.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 14:29:25 (EDT)
FUCK COMPANY POLICY! This is my lunch break and I'm LURKING. Yeah I wonder if it was a multi-pump bb gun...I've got a chinese break-barrel pellet gun with 900+ FPS velocity...
DAN
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 14:27:55 (EDT)
Finally! A car marketed to Chong.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 14:23:19 (EDT)
if anyone needs unfucking, I'm your man
Johnny
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 14:10:43 (EDT)
or=of
spaz
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 13:34:37 (EDT)
farther down on the bush beater page...
NORRISTOWN, Pennsylvania -- A fierce roll rivalry led one baker on a covert James Bond-style break-in in search of a better bun, according to prosecutors. Montgomery County prosecutors have charged Mazen Fathi Said, 30, of North Carolina with burglary, theft of trade secrets and related offenses stemming from five uninvited visits to a Norristown bakery known for its hearty hoagie rolls. Said, who is being held on $2 million bail, has not yet retained an attorney, according to court officials.

$2 million? deportation? small penalties for that most insidious or terrorists: THE BUN BANDIT!
John Asscrotch
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 13:31:49 (EDT)
This is my new favorite game
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 13:31:20 (EDT)
Coulter is just doing what we all do. Protecting her dealer.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 13:29:08 (EDT)

I AM THE 9-MM GUNMAN!
I WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD LIKE A FINE SWISS CHEESE!
Wyatt Twerp
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 13:26:26 (EDT)
Another headline of the week.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 13:20:45 (EDT)
according to me, @MJ
=x=useless half of the American public
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 13:16:58 (EDT)
9mm gunman=Chong as porn star?
just a thought
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 13:14:05 (EDT)
Suicide by pellet gun? What, couldn't he get a butter knife? No fly swatter handy?
I imagine this guy trying to kill himself with an ant trap peeled open on his tongue. "The package said contents may be hazardous!" Or "Thuh pathath sath conthenth thay thee hathathduzz!"

Also : Twice!

Okay, for those of you who didn't have a pellet gun as a child, a lot of them work on compressed air. On most of them you have to manually pump that air in; it's sort of a musket situation where you really have to work for every shot.
So, I imagine this guy, still wearing his pilot's hat (which always look kinda jaunty no matter what's going on), wrists slit and spewing blood like a Python gag, one pellet already embedded in his chest, sitting there, not dying, trying to suss out if he's dying enough yet or should he go through the hassle of trying to get another shot loaded, primed, pumped and then shoot himself again, and then the cops barge in.
"Sir! Drop that semi-harmful almost-weapon!"
Dong Resin
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 13:12:39 (EDT)

A drunk patron got into an argument inside the bar, returned to his car for a 9-mm gunman
i'm only 3/8 of an inch tall
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 13:11:37 (EDT)
Deputy Sam Young said he "got a thumping" and was later taken to a hospital.
Vic's key quotes
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 13:10:47 (EDT)
**NEWSFLASH** -- Former KISS guitarist Bruce Kulick shot outside Hollywood, CA bar.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 13:01:37 (EDT)
somebody please unfuck me
Steve Bartman
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 12:43:56 (EDT)
I am a total idiot.
Dan Gilbert
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 12:43:24 (EDT)
pretty amusing how one baseball series can put an entire area of the country into therapy. the marlins would beat the yankees. therefore the marlins won't play the yankees. FEAR the SHINUH!
doris
- Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 12:30:06 (EDT)
Immediately after the crash, the ferry's pilot ran from the boat, went home and tried to commit suicide by slitting his wrists and shooting himself with a pellet or BB gun, law enforcement sources said. A neighbor said the man was taken in a stretcher from his home and driven away in an ambulance.
Vic
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 11:55:20 (EDT)
so you dirty dozen, it all boils and i do mean BOILS, down to one GD game...fuck those fish the Marlins and I'll tell ye right now, I know Mr. Steve Bartman and you sir are no Steve Bartman!
faithless vic
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 11:51:03 (EDT)
Rumsfeld plans to close at least 100 military bases, including a third of Army bases and a quarter of Air Force bases, by 2005. Conservatives to blame Clinton by end of 2003
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 11:44:49 (EDT)

DAN
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 10:53:43 (EDT)
wasn't my dog what put him there

wakefield regular
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 10:33:52 (EDT)
Some quotes from the guy picked to coodinates intelligence in the search for Osama and Saddam:

“Well, is he [bin Laden] the enemy? Next slide. Or is this man [Saddam] the enemy? The enemy is none of these people I have showed you here. The enemy is a spiritual enemy. He’s called the principality of darkness. The enemy is a guy called Satan.”
Why are terrorists out to destroy the United States? Boykin said: “They’re after us because we’re a Christian nation.”
“Why is this man in the White House? The majority of Americans did not vote for him. Why is he there? And I tell you this morning that he’s in the White House because God put him there for a time such as this.”
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 09:57:47 (EDT)

flee with clab langoon!
Some Dim
- Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 09:48:03 (EDT)
Finally! Chong can get won-ton soup in skyrab!
CHONG LEE
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 09:45:16 (EDT)
"Chinese to Launch Takeout Food Service in Space" HA! Take that, Chong Lee and Ricky Chang!
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 09:34:26 (EDT)

A sequence of three photos made from television shows a fan being punched by Nebraska place-kick holder Kellen Huston (29) on Faurot Field in Columbia, Mo, Saturday Oct. 11, 2003, after Missouri's 41-24 upset of Nebraska. Matthew Scott, 21, of Lees Summit, Mo., stepped forward Tuesday, claiming he was the person assaulted by a Nebraska player following the Cornhuskers' loss Saturday night to the Tigers.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 09:12:02 (EDT)
Wow. Ann Coulter is really nuts. That's not a big news flash I suppose, but still... Wow.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 09:07:05 (EDT)
Pedro fought Siegfried?
doris
- Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 09:03:30 (EDT)
I'll tell why I can't put up with you people because you're BASTARD PEOPLE! That's what you are! You're just BASTARD people and I'm goin' home and I'm gonna, I'm gonna bite my pillow. It's what I'm gonna do.
Corky St. Clair
Blaine, MO USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 08:59:43 (EDT)
Dear "Don",

Per your request and keeping with the fine tradition of stupid shit happening all the time here in Fun City, your request to change your name to "aDon" has been accepted and goes into effect immediately.
Ralph aRusso, former Mayor of Johnston
- Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 08:19:30 (EDT)
Fear vic's backsweat.
Ricky Chang
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 07:42:25 (EDT)
Late games that can't be missed + getting up for work at 1:30 am = a very tired Chong.


CHONG LEE
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 07:37:24 (EDT)
Can you believe it? Only two more days till the next vikings game! WOW!
CHONG LEE
USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 06:30:57 (EDT)
'Jerk who breaked the lurk'=best post, ever. See y'all after game 7. I promised Satan one of my testicles in exchange for a victory tommorrow.
Dan
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 23:33:48 (EDT)
I think there's a big ball game tomorrow. Wow!! Amazing what happens when you actually get hits!!
Dexter
TimWakefield, RI, USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 21:10:28 (EDT)
Yes Petey, to get your addrenaline up, pretend you just got in a fight with the oldest man ever to wear tights in public.
Don
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 21:05:22 (EDT)
Dear Petey,

Now'd be a pretty good time to earn that paycheck.

Best Regards,

Everybody
Pretty Much Every Red Sox Fan in the World
- Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 20:20:33 (EDT)
FEAR THE LOGO!
dirty
- Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 19:23:54 (EDT)

The Logo:

dirty
- Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 17:27:12 (EDT)
FEAR THE LOGO
dirty
- Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 17:21:21 (EDT)
that's right 4-1
4-1
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 17:18:05 (EDT)
Continuing his testimony from last week, Eagle County Detective Doug Winters testified Wednesday that the alleged victim told him she had had sex with a different man three days before the day she alleges Bryant raped her. And the panties the woman wore to a hospital the day she went to police contained semen and pubic hair that came from someone other than Bryant, Winters said.
I'm not yellin' I'm just sayin'...
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 17:01:32 (EDT)
varitek just tied that bitch up with one swing o' the lumber
vic
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 16:59:56 (EDT)
mommas don't name your sons "steve bartman"...oh, and dirty...the deed is under way...Giambi with the noggin' that rivals Big Zim's knocked one out...just thought you and that other zealot Lester should know if you didn't already
vic "the smoking something something" thrill
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 16:54:32 (EDT)
Oh, and my friend is a White Sox fan....and we grew up near where this kid is from. My orthodontist was in Northbrook.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 16:27:49 (EDT)
BTW, that's a convo with a friend o'mine via IM.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 16:26:17 (EDT)
It IS his name....check this six degree shit out:
Rudeboy: He's from NORTHBROOK
Rudeboy: And they say he works at Hewitt, which I believe is the one on Milwaukee & Deerfield about 2 seconds from my old apartment.
Rudeboy: Holy crap...my brother just e-mailed me...he went to school with him.
Rudeboy: He went to St. Norbert's...my brother went to school with him. My dad coached him in football. Rudeboy: And, to add to the wonderful universal justice...it was at St. Norbert's where I was routinely abused by all the rabid Cub fans...and now one of those VERY rabid Cub fans did this. It's just too wonderful for words.
From ESPN. This kid is SO dead.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 16:25:28 (EDT)
Wait a minute that's a fucking joke-"BARTMAN" as in "DO THE BARTMAN?" That's fucked. Anyways poor kid and fuck the Smoking Gun for publishing his name (if that is, indeed, his name). Like the editors of that online rag haevn't fucked their little sisters in the eye sockets. Fucking holier than thou fucking cretins...
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 15:41:55 (EDT)
So does the Cubs shortstop have to disconnect his home phone too?
Do the Bart Man!
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 15:39:56 (EDT)
'Ghats' rhymes with 'fots'.
doris
- Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 15:34:11 (EDT)
I want the Cubs to win! I do, I do!
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 15:08:41 (EDT)
The 3-inch long, short-limbed creature with a pointed snout and a body that looks like a jelly donut was discovered by Indian and Belgian scientists in the Western Ghats Mountains of Southern India and identified as a rare frog.
new frog? or just Chong?
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 15:02:27 (EDT)
is there ONE GUY just ONE GUY that wants the Cubs to win tonight more than ANYBODY else? just ONE GUY?
vic "not such a" thrill
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 14:58:26 (EDT)
I guess you'll just have to UNFUCK me Johnny now won't you?!
Steve Bartman
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 14:57:16 (EDT)
Funny Funny
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 14:45:30 (EDT)
OCTOBER 15--Meet Steve Bartman. He's the poor 26-year-old Chicago Cubs fan who last night got his hands on that foul ball headed for outfielder Moises Alou's mitt. Bartman, who attended the University of Notre Dame, works for a Chicago-area consulting firm and serves as coach for a local youth baseball program. We wanted to speak with Bartman about last night's incident, but he did not return messages left on his office voicemail. And when we dialed Bartman up at his apartment--about three miles from Wrigley Field--we got a recorded message saying that his number had been disconnected. Which is probably not a bad idea.
the smoking gun
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 14:45:14 (EDT)
SO dead iffin the Cubbies don't win tonight. Great quote in the Chicago Trib from a Chicagoan: You could tell we're better than Boston or he'd be dead already"
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 14:43:09 (EDT)
the ataris live in studio...oh fucking joy
vic
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 14:42:46 (EDT)

wr
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 14:33:18 (EDT)

Long Duk Dong
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 14:19:27 (EDT)

Lester! My stallion! I can only practice on this mic for so long...
Saline Duk Dong
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 14:07:19 (EDT)
It was very disconcerting walking through the Vegas airport and being inundated with ads for Siegfried and Roy. Plus radio ads, TV ads, billboards, etc. I kept thinking "It's been almost two weeks; can't you cover those things up or something?"
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 13:02:07 (EDT)
Welcome back, Lester.
TS
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 12:37:26 (EDT)
"You see, Benny Sizzler rocks."

USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 12:04:32 (EDT)
The threat to the president’s plane was soon recognized as bogus, although it took weeks for the White House to acknowledge it. By September 13, however, presidential image-maker Karl Rove had released his script: "I’m not going to let some tinhorn terrorist keep the president of the United States away from the nation’s capital," Bush had supposedly complained, a line further improved in DC 9/11 as "If some tinhorn terrorist wants me, tell him to come and get me! I’ll be at home, waiting for the bastard!"
well tarnish my tinhorn and call me Rusty!
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 12:01:17 (EDT)
damn that's one chong lee red sox fan WITH shiner...nice touch Benny, nice touch
flick vic
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 11:56:15 (EDT)
Uh-oh. Time for serious lurkin..I'm out.
CHONG LEE
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 11:35:56 (EDT)
Fundamental liberties at stake
The Patriot Act of 2001, a 342-page document, was passed without meaningful review. Many members of Congress hadn't read the bill; some still haven't.
The Benjamin Franklin True Patriot Act would rectify the Patriot Act's serious shortcomings. And, if passed, the True Patriot Act would put this administration on notice that the American people will not barter away their fundamental liberties for so-called safety. Americans understand the risks involved in living with and for freedom - after all, our freedom was born in revolution.
i am revolting
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 11:34:03 (EDT)
Dont a know. Neva benn attacted by tree.
CHONG LEE
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 11:32:20 (EDT)
unruly Canadians at it again: Montreal police said the violence started shortly after 8 p.m. Tuesday when show organizers told hundreds waiting outside Medley Hall that the bands Total Chaos and The Exploited would not be performing.
Vic
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 11:32:09 (EDT)
Look at his buddy! He looks more scared than Chong at a Ralph Macchio convention.
Drugsy
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 11:21:48 (EDT)
Dirty, inre. the CHOKE... Foiled again: A fan in Seat 116, Row 9 prevents Moises Alou from making the second out in the eighth inning. - Vic

USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 11:13:37 (EDT)
How to cook a placenta.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 11:01:39 (EDT)
dunno. seems the bushies would be deadly afraid of colon-bowel ever running for prez on the GOP ticket. talk about having the goods on the bush regime. kinda surprised they've not had stilettos aimed at his back since day one.
doris
- Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 10:50:48 (EDT)
anyone have a hofner beatle bass they wanna sell?
chong
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 10:49:29 (EDT)
Fear the rath of Tony C.
Buttboy Up
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 10:48:13 (EDT)
Jonathan Winter or Edgar Winter?
Don Obvious
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 10:42:40 (EDT)
More dominoes
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 10:40:44 (EDT)
Headline of the week
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 10:31:29 (EDT)
This is very bad.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 09:57:53 (EDT)
"Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea."
"With all these child-support cases I got, I needs my money!"
"There's no more ODB no more...From now on, my name is Big Baby Jesus."

The wit and wisdom of Ol' Dirty Bastard
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 09:38:18 (EDT)

This funny too.
CHONG LEE
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 09:33:56 (EDT)
HA.
Ricky Chang
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 09:33:00 (EDT)
I miss Fifi Doodle too
wakefield regular
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 09:19:24 (EDT)
Someone forward this website to Nomar and Damon. Thanks.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 09:16:15 (EDT)
No
Steven
Lupo's Toilet, RI USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 09:09:29 (EDT)
Don flunked this test of brain power.
CHONG LEE
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 08:44:09 (EDT)
Good 'ol Steven.


CHONG LEE
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 08:21:50 (EDT)
I found out where the Motormags drummer gets his drumsticks.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 08:16:39 (EDT)
Oh fuck, Lester's back? It was so NICE around here without his hairy asscrack. Oh well. Listen to me. I have a vintage Steven t-shirt. Steven and Brock. My brother named one of his top racing pigeons Brock. Listen to me. I have to run and I have so much more to talk about. I know you are hanging on every word. But I have to take me mum to have her jaw un-wired up at the old l'hospital. Poor Cubs, Sox and the poor Cub's fan who got beer poured on him. Make me cry, yes it does. Fuck y'all later!
@Mj
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 08:14:53 (EDT)
"he'd"
CHONG LEE
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 08:04:52 (EDT)
Shit, I love steven. Especially how he would always get that slut to buy him drinks cause she wanted to bang him and then he's take off. He was a angry sonofabitch too.
CHONG LEE
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 08:04:18 (EDT)
Ask the Queen (O'Chaos) if she would like to dress up as a big turkey and sneak into Lupo's as part of our entourage.....does anyone remember the "Steven" comic strip in which Steven flushed himself down the toilet of the Blue Point Oyster Bar ....and ended up in Lupos?
chef
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 07:58:46 (EDT)
Lester is back in town after a thorough beating at the blackjack tables. Lester was pulling more 13's and 14's than R. Kelly. He will post as soon as he reads six days of Lurk backlog.
Lester's Agent
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 07:44:35 (EDT)
I got this from MJ after last benny show. From what I hear, others walked away with something much worse and with no known cure.
Steve
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 07:27:25 (EDT)
that has to be antonio conigliaro. agree with dan, danny and daniel....tough to retire on "yeah in my final game the other team won the pennant." thinkin' he'll do OK. thinkin' it won't matter unless mister hamm removes head from ass.

btw QUALITY choke by cubbies last night. quality.
doris
- Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 07:16:51 (EDT)
My client says that everone here is a shit and none of you could get laid in a morgue. Except MJ. He says she could probably get laid in a morgue. He also adds that riverside is no place for long hair hippie drummers.
Ricky Chang
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 03:13:55 (EDT)
Hard to be lurking thinking they may actually start Burkett, yikes, don't they grill those on hibachis?? Don't worry QOC, the decatur will benefit from the LUKOFLOSERS!!!
Dexter
uhhhhbakefield, USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 22:26:55 (EDT)
FINALLY someone has created a catalogue where I can find a coffee table to match my .38.
TS
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 21:39:41 (EDT)
I can no longer lurk at work. Surfing internet for 'non work related purposes'=termination. as is checking yer 'personal email'. Don I never made it to the show. Girls fuck everything up. And MJ I have not forgotten bout the search function...I'm working on it. slowly.

Thursday will be Burkett's moment of glory. Or a forgettable ending to an uneven career.
Dan
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 21:35:28 (EDT)

well the good news is burkett's tomorra.
doris closing
- Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 19:31:32 (EDT)
was our friend from Aquidneck Island the winner?
wr
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 17:57:44 (EDT)
.and HATE..........fuck you too bitch
chef
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 17:01:25 (EDT)
....and MJ...I can't wait to show you what it looks (and sounds) like to rock
chef
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 17:00:56 (EDT)
Don't Worry WakeReg.........I believe the out of towner from lurkisforlosers will be spending at least part of the 21st visiting the dogs of decateur
chef
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 16:58:53 (EDT)
I just lost 2 hours @ this site.
Face
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 16:55:08 (EDT)
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USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 16:32:27 (EDT)
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USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 16:31:05 (EDT)
another? start unfucking
Vic
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 16:20:58 (EDT)
Don=Tron
Vic
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 16:20:33 (EDT)
Oh no! Another gig. Hello Vic.
Don
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 15:12:25 (EDT)
I am so outta here.
David Wells' groin
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 14:56:02 (EDT)
First it was pulled, now his groin is completely gone?
Dawn Wells
- Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 14:47:08 (EDT)
LURKAPALOOZA '03 will NOT be held in Riverside and that means a lot
Vic Hill "objective" Red Sox fan
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 14:45:31 (EDT)
So Dan, how was the show? Rain a little?

USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 14:08:40 (EDT)
should've known that Dexter would cause problems at Fenway Sat. he should have stayed home with the woodchucks & bunnies. QOC VERY upset with choice of venue for lurkafuckinloosers, maybe next night in back parking lot of Decantur of Doom?
wakefield regular
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 13:54:24 (EDT)
lest YE forget...

Billy Lee
- Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 13:45:28 (EDT)
lest ye forget...

USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 13:39:55 (EDT)
and i'm a closet vikes fan

USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 13:19:07 (EDT)
dirty, I made no such preDICKtion...I just wrote something along the lines of, let's be real...and you can't deny the steaming portions of good fortune that the powers that be (i.e., DOG et al.) have ladeled into the Red Sox' slop bowl...NOW, that being written, Boston's gotta take today's game and likely go for gold in a game 7 showdown...if not, Hans will have Johnny up to a LOT of UNFUCKING
veek da freek
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 13:16:50 (EDT)
for the twelve vikings fans with opposable thumbs that DOES kick ass.
doris
- Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 13:04:08 (EDT)
With all due respect, Friar, do you realize that you are doing on your day off what we all do at w*rk?
TS
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 13:03:44 (EDT)
Oh sure, it's all about the ratings, and the advertisers dollar value, and the synthetic heroine intake of sportscasters. Crunch these numbers.
Tronzoil
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:54:40 (EDT)
this is my idea of homeplate


the Vikes will be dishing it out all season
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:54:12 (EDT)
logo-schmogo... don't get me wrong. If we get a cubbie/sox showdown it'll be a helluva show. And since the viewership of the baseball playoffs has been slipping 5-8% a year, a series like that might even save the game from history's dustbin for a while. (btw- audience for the series so far is up 21%)
the friar sez the VIKINGS FVCKING RULE!!!
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:43:41 (EDT)
OK then dorisaurus predicts that fat fucking douchebag david wells is on beer #3 by end of fifth, and burkett beats the over-anxious bed-wetters so we can celebrate directly in the grill of 65,000 very disappointed rich new york fucks who paid top dollar to watch the red sox win the pennant in the bronx.
doris
- Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:32:00 (EDT)
targeting class, to prevent brown and yellow sofa stains
doris
- Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:26:50 (EDT)
Oh yeah, sure is suh-WEEEEET around here without that crusty Lester bastard.
@Mj
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:25:08 (EDT)
I'm not done...and another thing...
@MJ
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:23:46 (EDT)
Friar, there you are you fucking bastard. What you talkin' bout Vikings for? One sport at a time. FEAR THE LOGO!
@MJ
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:22:35 (EDT)
ok VEEK, redemption time. you predicted oakland in three, four and five. so is it chong's soxinsix, or sucks in seven.
doris
- Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:21:18 (EDT)
I'll give you reflectaporn in a photo of Doris' freshly shaved shiny ass on ebay.
@MJ
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:21:12 (EDT)
word to the lurk, da friar gotz the day off. so assume the position below me and well... you know
still friared from last night
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:20:28 (EDT)
I hate me. Vic is stupid. Dexter is dumb. Chef is clueless. etc.
HATE!
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:18:11 (EDT)
Chong, pictured below, prepares to jizz in the cockpit of his model spitfire.

USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:16:42 (EDT)
yeah the lurk is fine...it was Chong subterfuge...more importantly look and ask yourself, "what?" and more importantly, "why?"
Vic
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:06:37 (EDT)
Sure, Chong fucks everything up then hides behind his stupid little china wall. Well each stone in that wall is a tombstone for a dead chinaman, and, and, and Chong - you next!
Tron
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:05:19 (EDT)
I know both drummers....can I get free guitar strings now??
chef
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:02:35 (EDT)
PRACTICE ENDS PREMATURELY WHEN COPS BUST IN AND DETAIN VIC FOR SUSPICION OF CHONG LEE'S MURDER
NEWSFLASH
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:00:38 (EDT)
and it's not even my TV!
chong
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 11:54:47 (EDT)
what hell you talk about. I'm flom china. I'm being flamed!
chong
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 11:48:24 (EDT)
damn thee chong lee...but picture walking into radio shack, making a purchase under an assumed name and address and walking out wondering wondering wondering, "will this cable actually work?"
flick your Vic
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 11:35:52 (EDT)
vic did it. not me.
chong
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 11:21:51 (EDT)
this log is DEFINITELY fucked...Tech Support, please UNFUCK
Vic Fuzz
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 11:21:02 (EDT)
fuck
chong
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 11:17:35 (EDT)
Songlist
Chong Fucked Up My Buzz
Benny Sux Chong Rules
pretty princess dirty panties
Chong Is fucking most awesome

 

 


New Benny Songs?
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 11:15:38 (EDT)
I know the drummer for herbal nation.
Stumpy Tits monroe
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 11:07:30 (EDT)
One more reason to shop on ebay.
TS
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 11:04:40 (EDT)
Guitar Center douche bag—of the highest order—brags about his acquaintance with a certain NN drummer. The one with the jazz roots. Film at 11.
Patrice Would
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 11:03:27 (EDT)
Ok, one more for MJ@.
CHONG LEE
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 10:02:24 (EDT)
MJ@ far right, prepares for first flight.


CHONG LEE
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 09:55:12 (EDT)
Fuck Kaiser (soon to be a luxury golf resort BTW) we got this fucker

USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 09:48:28 (EDT)
Middletown sucks. Portsmouth rules!!


chong
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 09:45:28 (EDT)
And some more about me...who posted the picture of my girl Bif?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 09:23:58 (EDT)
HAHA! Croc, what you talking bout pigskin for? It's about The FUCKING LOGO!! How unfucked was it last night, or what?! Tho I was sound asleep by inninng 5 in a pool of drool on the Duncan Fyfe, I knew the punks could still pull it off. And they fucking did!!!!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 09:22:25 (EDT)
THIS ONE FOR Crocminister Friar


chong
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 08:13:00 (EDT)
and, and, and....
dirty
- Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 07:43:04 (EDT)
philbrick readers won't be baited by gramcheck so your bated breath better find a motherfuckin' mint. good luck w. that prize though, friar tucks. am assuming your good padres on smith hill are ready with torch & and pitchfork to march on their chestnut hill brethren, who sold their souls for the wrong-shaped football. vikings? whaa? did football season even start?
doris
- Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 07:42:15 (EDT)
get below me and D LOWE ME!
dirty
- Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 03:27:30 (EDT)
WTF??? Where are all the pretenders to the lurk high-ground? Sleepy-time for the posers thinking about the Vikings 5-0??
pigskin rules
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 01:48:02 (EDT)
Yo to the TS once again. A night of catching up on The Screwtape correspondence and re-formatting my shiz to submit to the Athenaeum "Philbrick Filter" was sublimated by good company. The Philbrick spooge will be ready within the arbitrary parameters, but has relegated to secondary yada-yada by some true sparkle.
friar/with no convicted priors
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 01:43:27 (EDT)
Alright, wut-up with the sox? Hit it you warped tribe, if your since-1918 can't-do, finally do-do then my 5-0 Vikings are in phantom-surety to catch their division as tops while certain AFC may-bees split kudos with Jersey Jets and Miami miasmas.
friar
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 01:30:33 (EDT)
Yes Dexter, sounds great—whatever. I woulda caught the game on my Tony Watchman®, but I was busy really feeling it in some studio setting laying it all down for the future generations. Music, sweeeet music! Step aside y'all, I just gotta let it out!
Don
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 01:16:53 (EDT)
Yo to the logo. Beating Jaba the Zim, I've been assured was neccessary. Slapping oblate meat upside on-deck spooge, sums up the "No, No Nanatte" remnants and this NFL hardcore observer waits with baited breath for the either-or. Either Cubbie/Sox legendary extravaganza or the continuing pin-stripe/budget dead-sport-intrerest-failure. It's fat wallets or true sport, not much of nothing in between.
Friar
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 01:12:54 (EDT)
I blame the proximity of Chong's balls to the Logo for the fracas.
Tron
USA - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 01:09:05 (EDT)
yo Benny, worked on that sh!t yet? how unfucked is it?
Vic
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 20:10:06 (EDT)
was his name Scott Shuttlesworth?
Vic
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 19:50:53 (EDT)
My brother blew someone for the tix, and all I had to do was buy beer. It was wilder than you can imagine, some fuckin' idiot a couple rows behind me, wore a Yankee t-shirt and Yankee hat, he was gone after 2 innings!! What a moron, it's the freakin' bleachers at Fenway, during playoffs!! He was last seen cheering for Bill Gates to win Powerball. Thank God for the rainout last night, Burkett? Yikes!
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 19:44:31 (EDT)
I would imagine throwing Zimmzy to the ground like that wouldn't be entirely unlike trying to pick a stubborn watermelon.
Vic
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 19:21:21 (EDT)
I think Pedro tried to unfuck Zimmsy
Tron
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 19:09:57 (EDT)
Protein Stains: Fight fire with fire.
Stain Alive!
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 19:07:55 (EDT)
tron...zimmer?
dirty
- Monday, October 13, 2003 at 18:57:53 (EDT)
vell I guezz you'll just have to UNFUCK DEM NOW WON'T YOU JANNI!?!?
Hanz of Hanz & Franz
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 18:30:11 (EDT)
those stair are kinda fucked, Hans...
Yanni
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 18:17:19 (EDT)
What was the stain?
TS
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 16:11:36 (EDT)
Anyone seen my bowling ball...?
Richard Gere
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 12:56:54 (EDT)
"You've got to give him (Pedro) credit. It's tough grabbing a bowling ball by the ears."
Bill "Spaceman" Lee
- Monday, October 13, 2003 at 11:02:19 (EDT)
Me chinese me play joke!
Chong
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 10:54:47 (EDT)
not surprised chong, but thx for info..
dirty
- Monday, October 13, 2003 at 10:44:37 (EDT)
No, that's a skin yard sticker.
Not Chong
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 09:42:36 (EDT)
That dude also has a Boneyard sticker...
Dude
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 09:34:01 (EDT)
This dude has a BENNY SIZZLER sticker on his axe.

Why would anyone do that when there is plenty of room for a QUESTION AUTHORITY sticker?
Not Chong
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 09:26:18 (EDT)

Benny Beaver Jr.
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 09:14:22 (EDT)
Told Kev "Doris says hello" he said "huh?" Yeah I think there is another band playing. Called grubsteak. I have nothing to do with that. $12 for the dwarves....$3 for a night of crap in riverside. Also I will be sporting a ape suit.
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 09:01:56 (EDT)
except if they really sounded like that i wouldn't make up g@y-@ss excuses to miss their gigs. instead simply wouldn't go.
doris
- Monday, October 13, 2003 at 08:54:55 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler - RI rock that kicks yer ass. Kind of like an 18-wheeler of Motorhead crashing into a warehouse full of AC/DC, only louder and faster.
Hockey-Hair
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 08:38:22 (EDT)
go team!
Hockey-Hair
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 07:25:38 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler sells flowers at stoplights.
Yes, it's true
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 07:11:54 (EDT)
We wish to distance ourselves from the actions of a certain Yankee coach. His DNA tests have never conclusively proven that he is in fact 100% gerbil.
Lawyer for Gerbil Brotherhood, Local 500
- Sunday, October 12, 2003 at 19:48:12 (EDT)
hey joe, where ya goin' with that gun in your hand.

(that was just an email i got ... from a drummer of course!)
doris
- Sunday, October 12, 2003 at 19:45:36 (EDT)
VELL I GUESS YOU VILL JUST HAVE TO UNFUCK THEM NOW JOHNNY, VON'T YOU!
Hans
USA - Sunday, October 12, 2003 at 19:25:07 (EDT)
83,000 my hairy ass, Chong.
MJ®
USA - Sunday, October 12, 2003 at 18:47:06 (EDT)
Curses to you Doris. Curses and hate.
MJ®
USA - Sunday, October 12, 2003 at 18:46:17 (EDT)
The Curse of the ....... Bass Player
dirty
- Sunday, October 12, 2003 at 12:22:41 (EDT)
chong anybody else beside FID's (and kevin) on 31st?
dirty
- Sunday, October 12, 2003 at 09:45:04 (EDT)
83,000!
Chong
USA - Sunday, October 12, 2003 at 08:13:30 (EDT)
jeff nelson and garcia to be charged by police?
WORD
USA - Sunday, October 12, 2003 at 07:03:02 (EDT)
Burkett
Know it All
USA - Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 22:36:15 (EDT)
I wished = I wish
Spallcheck
USA - Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 22:14:37 (EDT)
extry rogering=funny. Fuck. I wished i saw the game. I'll have to catch highlights from Carpy at 11. Who's starting tomorree for Boston?
MJ®
USA - Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 22:14:01 (EDT)
whenever clemens is on the mound, the relievers do a little extry rogering out back. as it were.
doris
- Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 22:08:29 (EDT)
Oh shit. Wha' happen in the NY bullpen?
MJ®
USA - Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 22:07:10 (EDT)
actually it was exactly like a bullfighter move. petey gave zim the 'oil of ole' and zimmer, 4134, just yelled "i've fallen and i can't get up!"
doris
- Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 22:04:20 (EDT)
?
er, try this...
USA - Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 22:00:49 (EDT)
Ohmigod what is going on???!!
MJ®
USA - Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 22:00:11 (EDT)
Does this cheer ya up Doris?
MJ®
USA - Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 21:55:03 (EDT)
despair. yankees doing it to us YET AGAIN. somebody cheer me up. fuck you drugsy.
doris
- Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 21:50:21 (EDT)
Sorry guys. We'll get 'em tomorrow. Fear the logo.
Pedro
USA - Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 21:46:00 (EDT)
zim reminded me of yoda with the light saber.
doris
- Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 20:49:45 (EDT)
My ample ass, 72, still feisty after all these years!
The Zimminator
USA - Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 19:11:30 (EDT)
Zim, 905, said "what am i fuckin HIGH?"
doris
- Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 18:47:35 (EDT)
@MJ 15, went missing. People searhed for almost an hour but gave up when sportcenter came on.
CHONG
USA - Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 15:19:01 (EDT)
Chong, dead, was a waste of life.
MJ®
USA - Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 13:32:15 (EDT)
The LOGO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 13:31:26 (EDT)
FEAR THE LOGO
dirty
- Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 12:53:03 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler 45, had their collective asses found to be "load bearing" by inspectors.
Chong
USA - Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 09:29:50 (EDT)
LO-GO, LO-GO, LO-GO!
Bella Logosy
USA - Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 09:22:29 (EDT)
don't let any balls hit you...
doris
- Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 08:10:16 (EDT)
FEAR THE LOGO, ROGER!!!!
Petey
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 21:42:22 (EDT)
You got fucking tickets?!! Who tha fuck did you blow??!!
BJ®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 21:31:29 (EDT)
Sorry can't comment right now. Getting ready to go see Pedro bitch slap Roger tomorrow!!!!! Look for me in the 9th row of the bleachers!!!NEH-NEH, NEH-NEH!!!!!I'll have the vintage Neutral Nation t-shirt on! You can have my autogragh at Lurkopullofloozahs on Nov. 22!! Hey Wakefied reg, you spying on me in the shower again? Stop it now, my neighbors a cop!
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 21:25:15 (EDT)
sit on face video=funny -whoever posted that shit
BJ®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 21:15:16 (EDT)
He said that as Horn was leading Montecore onto the stage, the cat became "fascinated" and distracted by a woman with a "big hairdo" who was sitting at the front of the audience.
Marge Simpson?
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 17:30:58 (EDT)
Oh yes, wr, and it is to be called: Benny Sizzler's Ramadamadingdong
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 17:17:26 (EDT)
Vic, let me tell you. I think it was the fucking GREEN Doritos® that fucked us all up. No shit. Either that or SORCERY. Wow. Kills? Yes, it does.
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 17:10:35 (EDT)
Will there be a Benny Ramadan book?
wr
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 16:51:04 (EDT)
Anyone going to see the Kills tonite?
TS
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 16:31:54 (EDT)
no comment
wr
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 16:30:33 (EDT)
I can't wait until Lurkapaloser on the 22nd!

USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 16:12:07 (EDT)
Every Face has its day...
Perv
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 16:10:50 (EDT)
The study pointed to what it said was a rapid increase in weapons sales by the US after 11 September, a time when arms control should be a greater priority. Washington has increased its military aid to at least 10 countries identified by the US State Department as having poor human rights records, the report said. Last year, security assistance to Uzbekistan rose by $45m while in Pakistan it increased from $3.5m to $1.3bn despite allegations of torture and extra-judicial killings in both countries. Britain is accused in the report of similar conduct in increasing arms exports to Indonesia from Ł2m in 2000 to more than Ł40m in 2002.
Bush, BIG FVCKIN' ZERO, SUCKS!
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 16:08:18 (EDT)
yo BJ...without so much as one WOW chip, got the oil slick anyway...go figger; reaction: "wow"
"vic"
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 16:04:55 (EDT)
15:32:22 RULES!!!!!!!!!
Ace Face
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 15:53:06 (EDT)
Finally, a lurk that I can dig.
Drugsy
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 15:52:05 (EDT)
I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY.......
doris
- Friday, October 10, 2003 at 15:32:22 (EDT)
HATE!
doris
- Friday, October 10, 2003 at 15:29:45 (EDT)
"lost the in"
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 15:26:54 (EDT)
MJ, 5, lost the in guitar solo finals to Lisa Loeb.
doris
- Friday, October 10, 2003 at 15:21:21 (EDT)
Doris, 1, struggled to find his father's teet.
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 15:16:55 (EDT)
there's no way on dog's green planet I spelled that correctly...kinda like that "Hillel" thing
Vic Jaccobatsi
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 15:01:49 (EDT)
Just beat it.
Jacko
- Friday, October 10, 2003 at 14:43:18 (EDT)
I have a thing for Lucinda Williams. A sexual thing. How should I approach this?
Dan
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 14:39:41 (EDT)
Ed Meese sez "I think librarians, unfortunately, some of them at least, are more interested in allowing pornography to go to children than they are fighting terrorism" WELL HELL YES!
Wakefield regular
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 14:30:15 (EDT)
MJ, 6, struggled to update the News page then decided to wait 'til the election was over. Truman won.
Doris
- Friday, October 10, 2003 at 14:24:27 (EDT)
Lester, 32, spontaneously ejaculates in his tighty whities when a $10 Vegas hooker walks by
voodoo vic
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 14:21:21 (EDT)
and THAT as Plecktrum would say, is a little "how's your father"
Vic HILLEL
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 14:20:13 (EDT)
Doris, 14, was excited about seeing his first bra.
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 14:17:36 (EDT)
good one MJ....you should put that on the "News" page....oh...nevermind....
doris
- Friday, October 10, 2003 at 14:06:32 (EDT)
Chong, 12, spontaneously ejaculated at the thought of Benny Sizzler handling his junk mail.
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 14:04:22 (EDT)
"Chong, 65, admitted having a marijuana problem, but said he was overcoming it through hobbies such as salsa dancing"
TS
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 13:57:24 (EDT)
ONE WORD: ED HALLIL..."OBJECTIVE" YANKKEE FAN
Vic
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 13:22:52 (EDT)
I don't know who @MJ talk to. I wouldn't let BENNY SIZZLER open my junk mail never mind my fucking gig.
chong
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 13:19:50 (EDT)
How's that Fifth Commandment treatin' ya, there, Patso.
Dog's Flunkey
- Friday, October 10, 2003 at 13:15:30 (EDT)
The US State Department has lodged a vehement complaint with prominent conservative televangelist Pat Robertson for comments suggesting that its Foggy Bottom headquarters should be destroyed with nuclear weapons, officials said Thursday.
Buns in the Mist
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 13:03:17 (EDT)
MJ®!!!! Willy PROMISED that I could guest guitar on you guy's cover of Horse With No Name on 11/22! Seriously - he swore UP and DOWN that I could rokk the haus with youz guyz iffin' I let him plan the wedding...in fact, we just booked the wedding - Viva Las Vegas! 09/04. Oh yeah.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 12:57:39 (EDT)
Speaking of high...Njork, where tha fuck you been? Git your head outta the wedding planner's crotch for Dog's sake!
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 12:50:02 (EDT)
How about THIS film?!
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 12:49:26 (EDT)
Did you guys hear about THIS bear incident?!
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 12:46:43 (EDT)
Hey everybody! Chong thinks he can get the Benny Sizzler to open for his b@nd!!! HAHAHAHA! He is so fucking HIGH! Does he even KNOW who he's talking to...??!!! What a dreamer. That's like expecting Limp Biscuit to wipe your ass. HAHAHAA!
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 12:43:08 (EDT)
LUNCHEON!! Anyway...hey Vic, why don't you snort a shitload of blow and get all cranked up and chew the invisible hamburger grizzle throughout the sesh?
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 12:39:02 (EDT)
Ed Hillel WILL fear the logo!
Obsessedon <channeling@lester.com>
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 12:29:39 (EDT)
ahhhhh.....we loves ya, tron. have you seen the MOST excrement color scheme on koho.com? is that subliminal?
doris
- Friday, October 10, 2003 at 12:14:04 (EDT)
I can write your obituary Doris.
Tronzoil
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 12:03:21 (EDT)
Prediction: Vic is going to be a mess.
DV®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 11:58:39 (EDT)
chong blong schlong
veek all geeked (n' sh!t)
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 11:32:46 (EDT)
"bumped by large fishes..."
Vic
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 11:32:01 (EDT)
hey vic..Fuck off!
chong
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 11:31:49 (EDT)
yeah I'm gonna be a real sweatheart tomorrow morning
Vic up late up early goddamn it
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 11:28:11 (EDT)
Ummmm.......


Capt Striker
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 10:42:05 (EDT)
11/22 would explain all the caterwauling coming from Bakefield. Dexter should be mighty clean by that time from all the singing in the shower
wakefield regular
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 10:24:00 (EDT)
well...it wasn't in pen and it was on the floor.......
Chong Lee
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 10:16:59 (EDT)
don can write?
boris
- Friday, October 10, 2003 at 10:04:44 (EDT)
Watched Friday the 13th instead of the game. When Kevin Bacon gets stabbed through the bed and the blade comes out the front of his throat I yell FUCK!! That some shit.
Chong
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 10:03:51 (EDT)
I found your email address in the mens bathroom at the mirror bar. Funny thing is that it was in Dons handwriting.
Chong
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 10:00:38 (EDT)
I found your number in the bathroom at babes. Funny thing is that it was your handwriting.
Chong
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 09:58:54 (EDT)
Chong, how did you get my email address?
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 09:57:35 (EDT)
Doris, I never saw the clip nor heard Siegfried's explanation but I'll take Natashas's word for it that Roy WOULDA been mauled (not unlike the recent bear victim transcript so generously posted by Vic).
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 09:55:54 (EDT)
Chong, how did you get my number? Did one of my fanatical fan stalkers such as Dexter, give it to you?
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 09:51:44 (EDT)
I just shaved one of my managers heads on TV. Dumbass.
Chong
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 08:20:32 (EDT)
oct 31st. halloween.
Chong
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 08:01:15 (EDT)
hey chong hi to kev. gonna actually attempt. what day.
'jeter' = french for 'discard'
doris
- Friday, October 10, 2003 at 07:28:05 (EDT)
OK, show is american legion hall post 10 on willett ave in riverside. from 8-12. Should be two or three bands. DJ Kevin Shindig will play records between bands. Our jewish friend Josh will do his Stand Up routine that has been seen at the place in the mall. There will be a bar with cheap legionaires prices. Since we had to rent the place we have to charge $5 but if you are all dressed up you can get in for $3. Tell your friends! Unless your friends name begins with les and ends with ter.
Chong
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 04:24:39 (EDT)
A little advice: next time swing on a 3-2 hit & run. Especially if its a STRIKE!
Ray Collins
USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 00:11:15 (EDT)
If Thunders is your hero then MJ® ain't got nothin' to worry about.
Les Paul Junior Jr.
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 23:48:31 (EDT)
....and MJ....bring it on beee-ahtch
chef
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 22:34:59 (EDT)
Dan, I noticed the Dolls....never thought I'd hear my guitar hero Johnny Thunders during a Sox game..............
chef
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 22:34:02 (EDT)
tiger/roy story. natasha sez tiger trying to help roy, who'd fallen. whole rag-doll thing and hit-with-microphone thing was crap because an attack woulda been fatal. buying that. natasha asked me to relay that she watches way too much oprah, temporarily, and she's very much looking forward to 11/22.
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 19:20:42 (EDT)
And one more for TS. WOW® is all you can say as you white knuckle the toilet seat.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 18:58:33 (EDT)
Dan, "Pretty princess, dirty panties" is smut on the order of jail time for you my friend. Why don't you straighten up and fly right and listen to some good Christian P.O.D. cd's.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 18:57:08 (EDT)
Chong, MJ® not going out-watching game from safety of mother's meat curtains. I'm scared too. Very scared. And preparing for instant aging on the order of 5 years. Chef, be prepared to be blown off the st@ge by my blistering guit@r w*rk.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 18:52:44 (EDT)
cheffy, is he changing his name to "Tenacious Y" for the geeg?
dirty panties <shovel@yourownrisk.com>
clamston, meatcurtistan - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 18:31:33 (EDT)
Oh and one other thing before I go home. Did anyone else notice that FOX played my beloved New York Dolls "There's gonna be a Showdown" in the lead up to commercial breaks and a large part of the song later in the game during a pitching change! Whoo hoo!
Dan
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 18:30:57 (EDT)
11/22/03...I'll pencil that in...until tomorrow dear lurkers...lurk on...
Vic
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 17:41:28 (EDT)
I wrote another song for Benny Sizzler, called "Pretty princess, dirty panties". Will sell trade rights to song for some good lovin'.
Dirrty Dan
Desmodue, USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 17:26:01 (EDT)
g@g= The Sizzler/ Big World/ Neutral Nation (CD Release Party)....Neutral Nation is 21 ....the Nation can finally Drink!!
chef
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 17:25:02 (EDT)
WOW chips = gastrointestinal hurricane
TS
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 17:12:21 (EDT)
:|
Vic
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 17:07:27 (EDT)
Erm. Sorry. I'm better now.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 16:48:07 (EDT)
Oh, SNAP. BitchyVicki did NOT just go there. I will kill him. I will kill him deader than dead. I will spit on his corpse. I will take it to the mat. Fear my wrath, VIC-BITCH.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 16:46:39 (EDT)
I is, will be bringing my BoyToy too. The car has been reserved. I never did try those Wow chips. Anything that has the term "anal leakage" on it can't be good.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 16:45:08 (EDT)
WOW!
yup
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 16:29:07 (EDT)
anyone going out to watch game tonight? let me know. chong can't watch alone. chong scared......
chong
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 16:12:42 (EDT)
Njork, NEXT TO GET KILLED BY DEATH
Tenacious V
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 15:39:29 (EDT)
WOW! oil slicks are us...and that was Vic on the bear mauling...disturbing but WTF?! fucking dumb asses die
Vic
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 15:38:11 (EDT)
so what, there's a g*g on 11/22? out wit' it. got a frickin' deadline ovah heah.....
dirty
- Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 15:20:15 (EDT)
WOW®, disturbing story about the bear malling. Thanks, Tenacious V (or was it Dirty who posted?)
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 14:58:20 (EDT)
Hey Njork. You really comin' to Lurkapalooza!? Wow. I might have to shave! Fuck, Vic, yes,I et the Wow® chips and yes, I DID leave an oil slick in today's toilet bowl. And all I could say was "Wow". No shit.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 14:57:00 (EDT)
Lester beware: $100 chips may cause anal leakage. Please notify $2 whores beforehand.

USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 14:37:52 (EDT)
Next for WHAT?!
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 14:31:17 (EDT)
yes...yes I is...hey maybe that Croc dude will be next...
Tenacious V
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 14:21:49 (EDT)
Vicki? Are you really tenacious?
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 14:07:38 (EDT)
Dirty, pay no mind to Vic.
Vic
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 14:05:29 (EDT)
Lester, you'll come crawlin' back.
Vic
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 14:04:57 (EDT)
Guess who's coming to the 11/22 show? Guess who's coming to the 11/22 show?!
Oh, and MJ, I'm with yer hairy ass on the Newlyweds trainwreck. My eyes want to fall out of my head, but I can't look away.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 14:04:08 (EDT)
I'm out of here. You're gonna have a Lester-free Lurk until Wednesday. If anyone is looking for me I'll be at a blackjack table in the Bellagio, elbow deep in $100 chips and $2 whores.Lester
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 13:21:03 (EDT)
called, asked for Page Hamilton, lady said "Who?", hung up.
doris
- Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 13:20:27 (EDT)
dirty didn't spall "faneuil" but still pretty good...

dirty
- Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 13:06:15 (EDT)
Dirty, dial 1-800-92-HELMET
Vic
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 13:02:28 (EDT)
WHERE & WHEN the D be playin'?
Vic
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 12:52:05 (EDT)
Chong, what time at Halloween bash in Rivvy?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 12:43:39 (EDT)
Yankees suck, Chong swallows.
Don the Vomiter
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 12:24:57 (EDT)
You'd be really pissed if you heard any of our songs. You think the yankees suck.......
Chong
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 12:02:17 (EDT)
Chong fuck off if you get to open for the GD D!
Tenacious Vic
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:59:10 (EDT)
SeigFRIED says the tiger wanted to help Roy
Little Vic Fontleroy
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:58:21 (EDT)
ya but we'll be done by then. its a haloween party at riverside vfw hall. 8-11 but we probably play at 10 so plenty of time for dwarves. 26th, well evidently we lied about our ages and enrollment and are entering the URI talent competition for a chance to open for Tenatious D. I dont think we'll ever play a real show.
Chong
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:57:59 (EDT)
I dunno Chong...tough draw on the 31st with the motherfucking DWARVES at the met.
Dan
Dannityville, USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:44:26 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:43:24 (EDT)
What'choo talkin' bout? She IS tall!
Gary Coleman
- Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:42:44 (EDT)
Twice in one week?!?
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:41:09 (EDT)
p.s. "super cocks" are playing on oct 26th and 31st. more to follow.
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:32:54 (EDT)
I think I missed a spot on my chin.

USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:29:21 (EDT)
Funny that Heaters picture, yes. Funny that F.I.D.S slag. Funny funny funny!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:20:36 (EDT)
Tall, sexy, washboard abs=YES. Pretend to play bass...?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:19:16 (EDT)
FIDs are warming up the Heaters?
Name withheld for stupidity
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:18:16 (EDT)
Hey dex, saw your boyfriend T Buck last night. Lurkapalooza's a go! Sorry i didn't call you back. I neglected to get your number as I promptly deleted your message half way through.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:17:34 (EDT)
volume
dirty
- Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:15:55 (EDT)
A real man...Hey how bout them Sox, huh? Fucking fear the muthafucking logo!!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:15:39 (EDT)
Prude Rude to Nude
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 11:04:03 (EDT)
Haggis crisps have been hailed as solution to Scotland's financial crisis. No mention of Glagow Celtic.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 10:57:32 (EDT)
Nearly 30 percent of adults between 25 and 39 are unique.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 10:55:10 (EDT)
was going to ask how you knew lester but whenever I ask that question i usually get "you told me about it" so i won't ask how you knew. Bad memory chong.....
Chong
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 10:37:27 (EDT)
Luke and Toilet are right, Chong.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 10:34:32 (EDT)
sexy?
doris
- Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 10:33:46 (EDT)
found this review of my band on another bands website....

Bands that were super cocks when they played with them and have absolutely no good qualities whatsoever:

The F.I.D.'s
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 10:30:29 (EDT)
found this review of my band on another bands website....

Bands that were super cocks when they played with them and have absolutely no good qualities whatsoever:


Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 10:30:04 (EDT)
"pretend to play bass" = funny
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 10:16:09 (EDT)
: I think the more interesting Belly issue is the way Tanya perenially : complains about being objectified and called cute, but then dolls herself : up to the cherbuic limit for her videos and finds a tall sexy blond with : washboard abs to dance around in skimpy clothes and pretend to play bass.
Tall sexy blond.
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 10:06:30 (EDT)
Dexter-sometimes I go to work too. Was very good girl last night-yoga, movie, small viewing of Sox (didn't want to jinx them), early to bed. Hope your pops is well/missed you on BI.
wakefield regular
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 09:32:31 (EDT)
Is it true, Lurkapaloser November 22nd at Lupo's???
Joan Rivers
hellface, CA USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 09:13:56 (EDT)
"Newly-elected Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger is to propose decriminalising groping as one of his first acts." HA!!
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 09:13:46 (EDT)
This is a very shocking anti-American propoganda video made by North Koreans and previously broadcast on South Korean and Japanese Television. Don't miss the part right after George W. Bush's head morphs into a bloodsucking vampire monkey, where they call America an "audacious" country that "stole the Olympic gold Medal from us."
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 08:48:12 (EDT)
The Heaters take the stage!


William Radcliff
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 08:27:02 (EDT)
"Convicted murderers with severe mental health problems can be forced to take drugs that would make them clinically sane so that they can be executed, the US supreme court has ruled."
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 08:15:30 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler isn't on this list. A grievous oversite.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 08:03:42 (EDT)
ps: love him to death but nomie's pretty frickin' ugly too.
doris
- Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 07:46:25 (EDT)
yo ambidexter. howbout breakfast sat or sun AM if papa dex situation permits. o'mist? crazy booger? i'm a northerner not familiar with eateries.
doris
Fearing, the Logo - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 07:44:58 (EDT)
"The Red Sox now have won four games in a row since Millar came up with the idea of having the players shave their heads. Twenty-two have done so and only Nomar Garciappara is exempt because of his upcoming wedding to Mia Hamm. 'We're pretty ugly,' Millar acknowledged. 'But that's why we did it. Sometimes these quirky things work.'"
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 07:21:59 (EDT)
Fear the LOGO!
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 07:13:19 (EDT)
Logo, logo, logo...
Ray C.
USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 00:20:23 (EDT)
Yeah MJ , I got your numbuh! Thanks for the reply! Not!! Guess you can just talk to TBuc!!I'm so lonely on this side of the bridge, so lonely. Wakefield regular is always at Decatur!
dexter
bakefield, USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 19:41:47 (EDT)
see you in the post game 1 rubble...
Vic
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 17:43:42 (EDT)
So do I!
The Littlest Toker
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 17:17:27 (EDT)
YANKEES SUCK!!!
Fenway Faithful
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 17:07:13 (EDT)
"Arnold, if you ever need advice on the state of California or want to grope another girl, call me."

-- Porn star MARY CAREY conceding the California governor's election
now that's a classy broad
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 16:40:25 (EDT)
A group of French villages with mirth-producing names such as Filthy Pig and My Bottom have formed a league of the absurd to pool experience at the BUTT end of popular humour.
Jacques Chirectum
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 16:24:31 (EDT)
anyway, it was an eye opener if not a ball buster
Vic
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 16:21:36 (EDT)
yes and girls! you know those girls that dance to the undanceable?
veek
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 16:11:44 (EDT)
People AND Girls?
QOC Doppleganger
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 16:04:44 (EDT)
Only a very select few were in mind, Dust Collector
TS <emphasis on FEW>
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:59:42 (EDT)
THERE ARE PEOPLE AND GIRLS DANCING IN PLACE TO PUNK ROCK MUSIC...FUCKING INSANE
Vic
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:58:36 (EDT)
Where everybody knows your name

USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:56:42 (EDT)
The Heaters sound HOT on the 25th. Lars Anderson Bike Show in Brookline this Sunday Danny-Boy.
D.V.®
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:54:40 (EDT)
Did you sing to the tree, or did y'all just pay tribute instrumentaly to said tree.
D.V.®
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:52:22 (EDT)
Fuck no. Figures the old bastard goes on vacation the week I decide pay a visit.
Don Vomit
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:49:35 (EDT)
and there may have been a song dedicated to a tree
ps
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:48:28 (EDT)
hey suppose just suppose a guy from back in the day sends you a burned DVD with video footage of the last gig you played in that band you were in for five years...say this gig was circa July 1991...and suppose there was MORE THAN ONE instrumental performed...just suppose
Vic
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:45:52 (EDT)
Don't be fooled TS. Just cause they're dead doesn't mean they're any more worthy of coinage than the dipshits of today.
Dust Collector
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:42:30 (EDT)
oh shit I gotta go...
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:42:05 (EDT)
Am I to be worn at pr@ctice?
White Suit
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:41:23 (EDT)
Don, get outta your white suit and get a grip on the good King's Spanglish
Vic
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:36:12 (EDT)
Pathetic sidenote. I actually checked out "anxiety" to make sure it was spalled in the proper kings anglish. "sepEration" I felt good about.
Don Vomit
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:28:17 (EDT)
I'm sorry. I meant: Pr*ctice
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:27:38 (EDT)
Hey Dan, sure you're not in Benny sizzler with that practice sched? The porn star finished BEHIND Gary C?
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:26:58 (EDT)
huh...imagine that name...Mary Cook
Vic
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:22:48 (EDT)
The porn star, running under the obviously fake name "Mary Cook", came in tenth.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:20:01 (EDT)
The Heaters have had 2 Pr*ctices since August 1998, both of which were in the last 2 weeks. Fear not, we are going to fucking rock on the 25th @Jakes. And yeah, I was hoping Kim woulda made the roster...
Dan
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:19:55 (EDT)
Hang THIS and then point to my meat curtains! Hey dan, Heaters play yet?
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:13:31 (EDT)
Well done spaz monkey, you completed Hangman, you spoon bending tard!
Vic
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 15:00:56 (EDT)
Lester...what place did that porn star cum in?
Veek you gotta get up on your smut
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 14:57:17 (EDT)
Hangman for Vic
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 14:54:20 (EDT)
Hangman for Vic
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 14:54:15 (EDT)
Speaking of Flynt...
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 14:24:59 (EDT)
Coleman came in eighth, just behind Larry Flint.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 14:23:48 (EDT)
Doris=Comedian
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 14:13:24 (EDT)
he came up a little short.
doris
- Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 14:10:06 (EDT)
Hey no shit, I had high hopes for Kim. I still do. He's just not bullpen, that's all. And Vic, yes, Cubs v Sox in W.S.= planets aligning and meteorites finding their mark. Speaking of rocks from space, anybody hear how Coleman did in the Cali race?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 14:09:05 (EDT)
***NEWSFLASH***
BK dropped from roster.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 13:12:53 (EDT)
heh heh, yes veek. beats talkin' to tronnzoil. let's just skip this part and go straight to the random hey who's knockin' at my door phase.
doris
- Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 12:47:36 (EDT)
frack...hey Benny, what's the "prize" for the 100k lurk?
Frick
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 12:28:42 (EDT)
dirty...uhm, are you actually having a conversation with yourself on the lurk?
Vic
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 12:27:39 (EDT)
Vic on Mac=bad...AHnold will TERMINATE the Smog MONSTA
Vic Pickle
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 12:26:40 (EDT)
Sox v. Cubs=natural disasters destory Fenway & Wrigley in the same night...Svatzenegger=a real svatz
Herr Vic
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 12:16:59 (EDT)
could really even give a crap about no political experience. but no economic experience is bad, esp with environment. arnold's plan for smog:
  1. glare at it until it stops
  2. if that doesn't work, shoot it
  3. if that doesn't work, it's not really a problem

doris
- Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 12:15:40 (EDT)
History has proven that nothing good ever comes out of electing a right-wing Austrian to political office.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 11:26:26 (EDT)
never an option, vic. then again, we woke up today to discover the earth's fifth-largest economy has been placed in the hands of a semi-literate austrian with zero political experience.
doris
- Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 11:20:35 (EDT)
Yanks v. Marlins in the World Series=suicide IS an alternative
Vic IS a somebody
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 11:18:50 (EDT)
Let's see. Turks v Kurds v Zionists v Palestinians v Syrians v Iranians v Taliban v Al Quada v Hamas v Lebanon. A dog-damned donnybrook. Give the Saudi oil spigot 'til Thanksgiving -- maybe -- before it slams shut. Gas up them SUVs.
dirty
- Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 10:59:08 (EDT)
"The United States Mint's Presidential Medals date back to the earliest days of the Republic". Right, back when many presidents actually deserved a medal in their honor.
TS
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 10:47:02 (EDT)
Vomit also has spalling anxiety.

no worries tron, the habs/NASCAR bar is within walking distance too.
doris
- Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 10:33:38 (EDT)
I have seperation anxiety.
Vomit
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 10:25:36 (EDT)
I'm worried about my image as a man who loves to hug other men, so I'm going to hang out at a bar called "Picasso's"
Don
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 10:24:40 (EDT)
yes, scenic oakland beach. rich people on one side of oakland beach ave, crackheads and brothel cottages on the other. daily crapshoot as to which will be on bus in the morning. not to be confused with conimicut, where the smell of decay turns fresh white paint gray.
doris
- Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 10:15:13 (EDT)
that's DEBRIS
Spallcheck
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 09:53:04 (EDT)
ps-"where the debis meets the sea" =funny
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 09:52:47 (EDT)
technically that is the Bayside neighborhood. of shitville.
doris
- Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 09:51:35 (EDT)
Oh and good morning lurk. Funny recap of game 5, lester. Hey Dexter, you on here? What are you doing calling my house? How'd you get my number. Do you know who I am?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 09:49:01 (EDT)
Somebody has to pr@ctice tonight because they are going into the studio this weekend so somebody can't watch the game.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 09:46:51 (EDT)
Try that rock star thing again

wakefield regular
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 09:39:33 (EDT)
PrayForRush.Com takes Limbaugh's "talent on loan from God" motto as the gospel truth: "Because of Rush's high-profile pursuit of the truth, we recognize the devil's desire to silence him."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 08:57:27 (EDT)

Face
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 08:54:52 (EDT)
it'd have to be in warwick as half the lurk is flom prov and the other flom the south. suggesting picasso's, whose motto is "rehab is for quitters".
doris
- Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 07:36:38 (EDT)
"Manny spends four seconds admiring it, skips around the bases and jumps into the arms of Poppy, Millar, Varitek, Ace, Gary and everyone else in Boston's "overly-friendly, bordering on Apollo and Rocky's awkward beach hug at all times" dugout."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 07:33:44 (EDT)
I have heard flom relliable source that mulder DID in fact "hook up" with scully. This may come surprising to all of us but I swear to it's truth. The incident occurs! Also my prediction of ca recall means that my soxinsix prediction is lock!
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 07:03:50 (EDT)
There should be a lurk playoff gathering for game 1. where? I nominate whoever posted the false metal landscapers picture as chairperson of lurk events. Failure to respond means you are a certified g@y-@ss.
Lurking in the midnight hour
USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 01:04:13 (EDT)
Ah HA! I KNEW it was FACE! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 23:21:06 (EDT)
Face, you are Ace-weed or not.
Vics
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 22:44:15 (EDT)
soomie I was bored
Face
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 22:36:55 (EDT)
Give me a piece of FACE and I'll show you pissin' in the snow AND in the wind.
Little Joe
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 22:29:20 (EDT)
da burninator
wr
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 19:56:50 (EDT)
then by god you need to get "little joe" on this FACE's face
Veek
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 19:30:03 (EDT)

wakefield regular
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 18:35:28 (EDT)
Vic, that "Piss in the Snow" art's got Face written all over it-using my moniker. Do you think I would be so g@y @ss as to piss a picture of myself upon the lurk?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 18:20:16 (EDT)
Mean Joe that looks like piss-in-the-snow art
Vic
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 18:13:45 (EDT)
jesus h. christ loves lamb
in the name of the father the son and the HOLY VIC!
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 18:00:16 (EDT)
Gardeners Adrian Bunton and Karen Lewis knew something was wrong when they found their cat in an agitated state, miaowing and trying to communicate something.
happy story time!
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 17:51:29 (EDT)

MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 17:29:49 (EDT)
Good luck Sperminator!

USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 17:11:57 (EDT)
HiHo Silver! Get those metal dudes off the fescue!
The Lawn Wrangler
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 17:09:10 (EDT)
Did somebody call?
Little Joe
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 17:08:16 (EDT)

Dumb Satan strikes again!


Death to False Metal Landscapers!
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 16:57:15 (EDT)
Hey, who said I ape rockstar poses. I AM a fucking rockstar.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 16:23:14 (EDT)
Belle & Drugsy.
dirty
- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 16:16:36 (EDT)
And tomorrow we can Grope one for the Winner!
Don Rommel
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 16:06:13 (EDT)
I'm glad somebody disemboweled that fucking band.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 16:04:01 (EDT)
I nominate Maureen Dowd for best headline of the week.
TS
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 15:21:44 (EDT)

Yankees doth suck.
Ray
- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 13:58:19 (EDT)
Levitcus my ass, motherfuckers!!
Leviticus
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 13:53:58 (EDT)
I bless Trot Nixon and all balls he may connect with as I am an unabashed Sox fan when it comes to the A's. Now NY is another story...
Jesus
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 13:49:55 (EDT)
every christian knows the sox won cuz jesus is more of a sox fan than an a's fan...check Leviticus 24:17
Vic
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 13:47:33 (EDT)
funniest part ever: tejada freaked in dugout, saying something like "we have family in the stands", then was led off....CRYING. note to miggy: when you drop multiple "motherFUCKER!!" bombs on national TV (like you did last night when petey made you his bitch for the hundredth time), families see that too.
doris
- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 13:45:12 (EDT)
Lowe may have grabbed his crotch but it was A's fans who cheered when Damon and Jackson went down hard. What's sports if you can't do a little crotch grabbing in victory? Fuck this Disney and Jesus shit...
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 13:39:01 (EDT)
New Haven sucks but Lucinda & the Sox rule!
wakefield regular
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 13:35:46 (EDT)
Fuck! Forget about me! Did you see how them Sox disemboweled the A's? Fuck. Talk about giddy school girls with one cheek on the couch! I was a fucking nervous mess!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 13:31:20 (EDT)
All you really need to know about Pinchfuck magazine can be summed up in their site's current "Breaking News": Belle and Sebastian spill all on new single; add tour dates, join Friendster
doris
- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 13:10:29 (EDT)
Oh, and Fuck 'Pitchfork Magazine'. They slagged TRBNGR, Wilco, and other faves of mine.
Dan, encore
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 12:32:51 (EDT)
Lester I got too nervous. I couldnt take it any more. I spent the last inning in my kitchen covering my ears with my hands and my heart racing. I didn't mean to pull a secret exit on you, I swear.
Dan
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 12:30:43 (EDT)
*SPALLCHECK* -- inexplicably
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 11:55:12 (EDT)
I was sitting in an unnamed Fox Point watering hole last night when "Just-A-Friend" Dan stopped in. Oddly, he inexplicibly slipped out around the eighth inning without word.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 11:53:53 (EDT)
#82,000!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 11:49:46 (EDT)
Dirty, you gotta be happier than a pig in sh!t named Lester...and by the way lurkers anonymous...I've known a guy named Don for a couple two three years now and I never seen a guy named Don get school-girl giddy as I did last night...one cheek on the edge of your seat giddy...junior goin' to the senior prom giddy...Big Joe at the bus stop after a long day giddy...you get the idea
Vic
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 11:48:24 (EDT)
The Top 50 Most Common Used Records. MJ, look at #9.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 11:41:09 (EDT)
soxinsix, terminator by landslide.
Brad Religion
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 11:03:29 (EDT)
Today's the day that Californians might actually tear themselves away from their tofu and their beaches and chanting circles and talking about their feelings to actually go vote.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 10:39:04 (EDT)
I would like to protect the marriage of my left nut to my right nut. May they never be seperated. May the g@@d l@rd of all that is groinial bless this union in a completely hetero fasion. May another man never cup these badboys unless he were a man of the cloth. Clothman's cuppage is perfectly acceptable of course.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 10:38:00 (EDT)
Plug and play.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 10:20:08 (EDT)
Lowe went all Jacko on the mound?
Italian Salute
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 10:03:08 (EDT)
Good news! Next week is National Marriage Protection Week according to George Bush, our fearless leader and protector! You should all go out and support "traditional marriage between a man and a woman" as "the God-ordained bedrock of society."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 09:30:52 (EDT)
I guess he just should have said "suck this Oakland" ...and POINTED to his crotch
chef
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 08:48:04 (EDT)
added up though, it's understandable why oakland's pretty bent. lowe's dick-grab mocked tejada, the dugout guys with lilly's name on their jackets, manny's very very slow trot, the nightclub fiasco with shit-starting fans (though they can't really claim to be surprised that they got harassed in a boston nightclub on a late friday night). anyway, can't be doing that sh1t no more. none. karmic katastrophe. it's not like the evil empire can't be beaten. but i worry that it's once again gonna be us versus both the evil empire and the evil umpire. we'll get no calls. at all. happens all the time in playoffs with these two teams. remember the phantom "knobby" tag? the flexible strike zones? brutal. if all the umps are mets fans it'll be about even. we'll win because every one of their starters sits to pee. how you like them fuckin' big apples.
doris
- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 08:47:03 (EDT)
It's nothing worth crying over. Kinda lame but who cares really. Go Tigers.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 08:30:56 (EDT)
Is that all it was? He grabbed his crotch? Shit, Tejada is a whiney little bitch.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 08:24:50 (EDT)
I've been cutting the final out from that game over and over. And yeah, sad to say he does grab his crotch and it's no accident.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 08:16:10 (EDT)
Ha! The Rally Karaoke Guy video is online!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 07:50:57 (EDT)
At last -- a photo from Roy's tiger attack
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 07:38:12 (EDT)
Didn't notice this. Is it true?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 07:26:34 (EDT)
Goodbye Chokeland!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 07:17:24 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 07:14:21 (EDT)
Honestly... can the LOGO be stopped?!?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 07:11:50 (EDT)
yankees SUCK
doris
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 23:39:52 (EDT)
FEAR THAT MOTHERFUCKING LOGO!
Logiathon
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 23:37:01 (EDT)
hello ladies, word to croc and dan...
TS
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 22:04:34 (EDT)
"no one remembers my old band The Heaters" quote from Dan..................................................................... I remember the Heaters! woohoo rock n fucking roll! the 25th ehh?
Jason K
west side beeotch!, USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 20:31:52 (EDT)
"Fucking Assholes" by dropdead

You don't make a difference -- won't even try
You don't want to listen -- heard it all before
You don't care, won't try,
What's the difference in the end?
dirty
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 20:20:11 (EDT)
A Q security guard, who spoke to the Chronicle on the condition his name not be used, called the incident "a big melee" and said Hudson "was throwing haymakers." Stoopid A's...GO SOX
Providunce
Seattle, USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 18:04:46 (EDT)
"Dumb Satan," by The Emotirawkers

I am cunty, yes I am.
I ejaculated in the spam.

Drunk as a skunk
with fermented spunk,
your assmeat is my dinner
and your lil' bro's soul is my lunch.

Dumb Satan!
Dumb Satan!
I can't be evil 'cause I'm a stupid shit!

Dumb Satan
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 16:42:59 (EDT)

yankees SUCK
doris
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 16:05:43 (EDT)
Re: Plastic Surgery link. Listen you so called punk rockers. Let me see you fuckers do something so permenant and so fucked up to your face. Huh? Man enough? No, just a little tattoo and a nose ring and some manic panic for me, M'aam. I fukcing LOVE that Wildenstein chick. She's my new fucking hero.
BJ®
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 15:31:43 (EDT)
"I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!"

Lester Corleone
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 15:25:11 (EDT)
Hey PGIT was there some pub quizzing goin' on? I wanna play too (boo hoo)
wr
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 15:09:27 (EDT)
I know from toxic shock (& I know TS too!)
wakefield regular
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 15:00:44 (EDT)
Happy Birthday long pig.
Claude B.
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 14:59:00 (EDT)
Is it scary or is it punk? Louis Vuitton bag vs. ripped Sex Pistols T.
Ying Yang
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 14:49:26 (EDT)
you wanna see some plastic surgery DISASTERS? check out the last 2 pics on the page! VERY, VERY SCARY!
Count Floyd Biafra
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 14:11:30 (EDT)
The Ballad of Seigfried and Roy
By Claud Balls
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 14:04:58 (EDT)
I'd rather stick a pineapple through my head than hang at the Wild Colonial.
Drugsy
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 13:59:41 (EDT)
here's my brother, Fish Eyes, don't upset him, he has a very SHARP TONGUE!
Fruit Face
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 13:51:31 (EDT)
I'd like to order a planter's punch, please..

Could a get that with a Krazy straw?
Fruit Face
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 13:41:09 (EDT)
Last night the Wild Colonial was a smorgasbord of Lurker activity. Me, Plectrum, TS, PGIT, and the oft-mentioned-but-not-yet-heard-from Complete Blurr.
Lester
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 13:20:49 (EDT)
And another thing-that Rush Limbaugh OxyContin ad=FUNNY as does the aggragate=rocks in heads story. Funny shit.
MJ®
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 13:17:45 (EDT)
Holy stretched out Kim, Lester. That is some neat trick. Hey what's so wrong with a little f-you to 30M Fenway Freaks booing your ass anyway? I woulda whipped it out myself. As for Courtney Love, you think you wasted two hours you'll never see again, Njork? My hairy ass lost precious few remaining minutes on earth sucked into the Nick and Jessica "Newlyweds" show...
MJ®
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 13:15:19 (EDT)
yo vic here's good self-bonation recovery crap that 'splains a lot about that racket...
doris
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 13:09:03 (EDT)
D'er...I MEANT to ask...what do you think the plastic/silicon vs. organic matter ratio in her bod IS? Me bad.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 13:01:32 (EDT)
I confess. I got sucked into the Courtney Love E! True Hollywood Story last night. Gotdammit, talk about time suckage....that's two hours of my life I ain't never gonna see again. What a trainwreck, I felt like I was on OxyContin - I wanted to quit, but I just couldn't. I TRIED. Really. What do you think the plastic/silicon vs. organic matter ratio in her bod? Talk about VAST amounts of surgery.....
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 12:59:50 (EDT)
And he added he continues to believe in the accuracy of the intelligence the United States had before launching its war against Iraq earlier this year. "I have not seen anything that leads me to believe that the intelligence I relied on is necessarily, in the aggregate, inaccurate," he said.

AGGREGATE: b : composed of mineral crystals of one or more kinds or of mineral rock fragments

TRANSLATION: I am personally responsible for this war because I have rocks in my head.
Rummy Bumsfield <honesty@best.policy>
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 12:40:30 (EDT)
First of all, that monkey song is awesome, that guy has tons of great tunes. second of all, I met Lurker 'TS' Friday night. It was like Mussolini and Tojo the Wild Colonial. Third, no one remembers my old band The Heaters but for no reason at all we are playing our first show in over five years on the 25th at Jakes.

And finally, yay Pats and yay Sox. Cowboy up indeed. Telegram to Sox hiters: Watch for big curveball stop Zito on three days stop dont be swinging at crap pitches.
Dan
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 12:34:00 (EDT)

by pipes i meant bagpipes not flutes, btw. does ian anderson play them too? blows well enough.
doris
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 12:06:23 (EDT)
they tease the dog, they eat my food, they have that monkey (human?) attitude
wakefield regular
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 11:57:28 (EDT)
How Complicated is Constipation...
Lester
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 11:56:36 (EDT)
Zito and Hudson in a bar fight?
Lester
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 11:41:16 (EDT)
Kim thinks Tull is #1
Asian Flute
USA - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 11:36:43 (EDT)
still cannot believe kim did that. yeah t