lurkive 04-25sep03
this lurkive brought to you by:

a.k.a. tim "up the" hudson
doris
chOakland, CA - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 07:40:15 (EDT)

18 hours outta heart surgery, and Papa Dex was trying to bribe the nurse into bringing him coffee ! Only one problem, the nurse was my sister!!! She knows best!
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 21:18:23 (EDT)

have seen it twenty times already but "New Atkins Eat-Out Option" is just fuckin' SLAYIN' me....
doris
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 21:04:53 (EDT)

currently 12-0. yeah them nippies are pokin' thru the back. and to show i do know what's going on somewhat, i think they're talking about ridiculously expensive eyetalian bikes called ducatis. and though he ain't as rich as the one who's VP of dell computers, this randy bastid is cooler. related, there, elton?
doris
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 20:36:53 (EDT)

Doris you like a good girl fight, do ya? Well then git back to watchin' the Orioles punch the Sox's tits in
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 19:53:26 (EDT)

Oh yea, did you get your duc yet?
Sick of Seeing Name Here
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 19:17:52 (EDT)

See, I told you

USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 19:03:08 (EDT)

Dan, I gots my brother Dan coming in this weekend so no riding fo me. I get to sit around and reminisce about the time he pushed my down the cellar stairs, and then hand out noogies to all his homies. And yes he is 42.
Don <notunlike@chet.com>
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 18:59:12 (EDT)

Thank you for developing this very good site !
bdsm toy <free1ds00@pisem.net>
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 18:31:23 (EDT)

oh HELL yeah!
doris
Cathrendanston, RI - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 18:11:06 (EDT)

Listen, "pretty girl", I think you should "go riding" over here so's I can punch your tits in.
MJ® <cat@fight.claw>
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 17:45:35 (EDT)

Don't get your fuckin' panties in a twist, Vic. I said LEE's as in LEE NAILS.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 17:31:39 (EDT)

did someone say Buddy Lee?
Vic
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 16:45:33 (EDT)

MJ gotta bust out the Lee's "Fightin' Length" or what...?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 16:29:59 (EDT)

Interesting use of the word "girls", Vic.
"Don"
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 16:03:25 (EDT)

pretty girls don't like Don
Vic <motor@scooter.com>
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 15:59:48 (EDT)

Today, I was the hardest w@rking man at lunch.
Drugsy
Lunch w/ Cape, USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 15:50:17 (EDT)

I already threw those sheets out.
Vic
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 15:40:21 (EDT)

note to muddled (and we DO mean MUDdled): according to the US Forest Service adn Department of the Interior, vic's recent bout with howling monrovian dysentery passed the three sheets mark approximately 184,434 times over, using commonly-accepted two-ply algorithms.
doris
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 15:22:30 (EDT)

'I think Don should get his bike out and go riding this weekend.
pretty girl who goes with dan to turbonegro and benny sizzler shows <goddessnf@hotmail.com>
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 15:00:45 (EDT)

w/o Croc to rock the house, who will claim the coveted 80k lurk? you, Dirty Doris? you, El Donaldo? you, Chong? YOU, Lester? you, MJ? you, pretty little silent female lurker, friend of Dan the Man?
Vic
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 14:21:53 (EDT)

Dan, you should know better than to tease Don like that.
Donny
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 14:01:34 (EDT)

Muddling Through Middleblob
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 13:02:03 (EDT)

well, duh.
doris
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 12:51:05 (EDT)

SCREW the Bat Phone, Chief. I need a poopy-brown Benny Phone with a direct line to The Basement!
Commissioner Gordon
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 12:24:21 (EDT)

My Brianz can only handle one sport at a time. Footy heckles will come, after Vic wins his next softballz game.
Don
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 12:23:07 (EDT)

word to the Dirty; well Donaldo, like I always says I says fuck aerosmith, they can't even fly
Vic Vic Vic & Vic
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 12:20:03 (EDT)

MJ you should rat 'em out and tell the BeloJo. their new scrivener would bat for ya, i bet.
doris
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 12:09:30 (EDT)

Yes, right down to the g@ddamed brand on the rump.
Hamel, Waxler, Allen, & Don
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 11:53:27 (EDT)

Is this the art in question?

USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 11:49:39 (EDT)

I'm releasing this early
HOLD FOR RELEASE 2 p.m. EDT Researchers clone rats WASHINGTON (AP) - Researchers in France have cloned the rat, overcoming a quirk in the rodent's physiology that has thwarted many earlier attempts to genetically duplicate this important laboratory animal. Both male and female white rats were cloned using a technique that slowed the maturing of the rats eggs used in the procedure, according to a report in the journal Science from researchers at the National Institute of Agricultural Research at Joy en Josas, France.
Hockey-Hair
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 11:48:35 (EDT)

Yes Vic, are we feeling litigous?
Don Kirshner
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 11:46:41 (EDT)

don't mind one bit vic. actually, kinda like it. though it's not as -- appropriate -- as "Double-D Oosh".
doris
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 11:31:45 (EDT)

"When Hammer sang Can’t Touch This, I wasn’t referring to digital audio. So please share on your school networks, e-mail your coworkers, anything to salvage my career. Don’t listen to those rich rock star fuckers, think about Hammer. Please!"
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 11:21:05 (EDT)

ladies? not sure they exist here (BJ); I have a feeling Dirty Doris don't like the Dirty before the Doris...how about DD? Double Dee? <-------speakin' o' ladies; hey Don you serious about the sketches to prove it?
Vic
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 11:08:36 (EDT)

So I'm driving home from work and tune into to the sox, bc my boy J. Burkett is on the hill. Yes, bizarrely, I am a big Burkett fan. I also liked David Cone, and Seaver in the twilight of their careers as well. So after his last performance I'm all excited and especially how promising his first few pitches were last night. Throwing strikes. One out. Big deal, base hit into center field. Bases loaded, one out, Yawn. John always has a little 1st inning jitters. And then the grand slam. I just kinda sighed and shut off the radio. W T F.

And on another note, can Don come out and go riding this saturday, maybe? Those aforementioned ladies are part-time lurkers too.
Dan
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 10:41:52 (EDT)

Was Felix there last night?
Ha Ha Don
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 09:46:18 (EDT)

Bush's approval rating drops to 49%
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 09:45:42 (EDT)

Two of my favorite liars. I forgot to give congratulations to MJ® for winning VH1's top 50 album covers of all time. No shit. Aerosmith's Get a Rip (off). Those fuckers stole that shit right off MJ®'s drawing table, said it was theirs and now some other bitch is claiming credit. And we got the sketches to prove it.
Don
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 09:42:08 (EDT)

Awesome stuff here, especially the Clipart and Fonts sections.
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 08:33:46 (EDT)

he can't even pronounce "nuclear" so can you imagine him attempting "Deuteronomy"?
doris
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 08:17:14 (EDT)

A picture of my two favorite people!

Lester
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 08:03:32 (EDT)

Today's Lurk brought to you by:

Lobster
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 08:02:06 (EDT)

"Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told Congress Wednesday that President Bush's $87 billion request for Iraq and Afghanistan was an affordable and needed investment in international security."
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 07:47:33 (EDT)

Great page !
free live cam <modeddd100@pisem.net>
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 07:28:48 (EDT)

Hey Don let's just get it out of the way now and start calling him Felix the Catastrophe.
doris
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 07:05:58 (EDT)

Real glad to hear that Dex. Hey isn't "it was actually shaped like a dumbell" how he first described YOU when you were born?

Choakland fans don't bother saving up for the ALCS. You're quite done.
doris <pedro@thehelm.com>
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 07:04:48 (EDT)

Rock On Norm!!
chef
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 22:27:58 (EDT)

Papa Dex came through his operation today, excellent. He was diagnosed with an aortic aneurism, which turned out to be more serious than expected. It was actually shaped like a dumbell ,(which will provide much family humor, once he's better), and was on the verge of rupture, a very fatal event!! He's doing very welll and the family is relieved and expecting a fast recovery, as he is in great shape for 75 years old. Thanks to all of you who have given me support lately, it means alot! For those of you who have never met papa Dex, picture Roger Moore, crossed with John Cleese of Monty Python! Thanks again , everyone!
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 21:27:29 (EDT)

big ears, therefore big...left nut?
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 20:55:34 (EDT)

Dog Almighty
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 20:54:21 (EDT)

easiest campaign strategy ever: million tees (yellow of course) that read "worst president ever"
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 20:06:55 (EDT)

very good site!!
big tit <freedadult@pisem.net>
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 20:01:28 (EDT)

"The Democrats are throwing a lot of crap at the wall, but none of it is sticking," says Russ Knoll, a member of Iowa's Republican central committee. "People will be in Bush's corner" next year when it counts, he says. By then, Iraq's weapons, Saddam and bin Laden could all be found and the economy could be blossoming, Bush loyalists say.
and maybe pigs will be airborne
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 19:19:16 (EDT)

am
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 19:17:41 (EDT)

Driving a Hummer® IS an act of violence.
ANd in a related/not related addenda
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 19:05:52 (EDT)

While were talkin chicks, or lack there of. I'll gotta give it up to Dan Danny for the plethora of smokin ladies that seem to be aware of his existence.
Don
Alley Boy, USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 19:01:49 (EDT)

gas-sellers allowed to gouge unchallenged all summer, check. gov't offers massive tax break for SUV owners, check. all-hat-no-cowboy licks saudi bum as main US petro source yet continues to infuriate muslims, check. Humvees larger than the houses of about ¼ of the world's population are glorified and gobbled by comatose yanqui consumers, check. OPEC says fuck y'all, we're gonna ease up on the tap, check. oil/gas prices spike, hosing economy, check. stocks shit bed, check.

by george w, i think his grave's done dug already.
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 19:00:07 (EDT)

You can do the honors, BJ.
TS
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 18:35:15 (EDT)

I CHICK! I HOT!!!
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 18:31:13 (EDT)

1
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 18:15:10 (EDT)

then you're perfect for the job, TS.
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 18:02:23 (EDT)

Mariners losing 3-0 in bottom of 8th.......my Lucky numbers one...........fear the fuckin' logo bitches........... wait....BJ is a chic?
chef
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 17:59:57 (EDT)

Doesn't take much, BJ.
TS
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 17:56:26 (EDT)

BJ, you're one'a us...Don, alright already sensi-Timmy...get thee to yon hand-job Plectrum-style; on that note, I gotta go smack a few outta the POK as Dirty Doris would say...
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 17:38:54 (EDT)

Hi! Wow! This lurk is so guy heavy!!! What with Jerzy leaving town and Wake Reg on the block, it's only me and TS left to try and please all these MEN!!!!
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 17:14:22 (EDT)

I've had enough of this shit. I'm going to get a hand job in the alley of the old living room.
Mott Streeks
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 17:14:17 (EDT)

YES Vic Yes !!!!!!!!!
Donny Mac
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 17:06:28 (EDT)

that's 80k on the kounter not 80KILL-o-bites
V...Vi...V...Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 16:28:42 (EDT)

DORIS THAT'S DIRTY! Don? yea? nay? speak up
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 16:26:20 (EDT)

oh and good luck to papa dexter today!!
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 15:58:12 (EDT)

speaking of dirty i got put on extended 'hold' this AM by a customer service flunkey at CDW. not only did i get to hear the village people's "In the Navy" in its entirety, but when it ended it STARTED OVER AGAIN.
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 15:49:50 (EDT)

80k on the way
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 15:42:14 (EDT)

DIRTY DORIS DIRTY DORIS DIRTY DORIS IS DIRTY!!!
dirty Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 15:40:50 (EDT)

vic's a geee-eek, vic's a geee-eek
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 15:30:22 (EDT)

yeah can do...I burn on PC, you read on MAC?
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 15:26:03 (EDT)

Shit. HERE'S the baby smasher.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 15:19:01 (EDT)

Baby Smasher
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 15:12:12 (EDT)

Yo Vic, are you CD capable in that hovel of yours? That would be recommended ball/ass shot transference.
Don Try this at home (schooling)
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 14:57:08 (EDT)

Zombie Survial Guide
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 14:53:41 (EDT)

Don Donaldo, you want emailed BS pics to bs@benny 3 by mother lovin' 3 or what?
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 14:09:28 (EDT)

well, it only showers biweekly, IF that
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 14:05:14 (EDT)

Mott street also REEKS. Follow the stench.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 14:01:56 (EDT)

hey Don, you just walk the streets of NYC like any monkey would and all roads eventually lead to Mott Street...notice that it virtually GLOWS and only runs one way
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 13:57:11 (EDT)

"This is not censorship, this is not banning. This is freedom."
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 13:47:05 (EDT)

Your site was very helpful to me. Thank you.
cheerleader blow job <podddfgfrnchat@pisem.net>
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 13:42:36 (EDT)

More news for the English major weenie. And of course this story is from Texas.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 13:35:39 (EDT)

Elton Don selling contents of house.
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 13:22:35 (EDT)

"It was an incident onstage where he was doing a kung fu manouvere and he got hit with a staff that he uses," Roth's spokesman Todd Brodginski said.
maybe he learn from chong
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 12:56:27 (EDT)

"The sight of the incapacitated person with their pants around their ankles having people inserting ice cubes is beyond humiliating and potentially dangerous.
hate it when that happens
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 12:50:27 (EDT)

"I thought the currencies were dancing on our poster," he said. "But after hearing from Mr Presnyakov I saw that, yes, maybe, this is a love scene."
Patrick Swayze
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 12:44:27 (EDT)

spall "the". toughie.
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 12:35:45 (EDT)

Don was that a House Stark ref? You've gone and given rthe Engrish major weenie wood again.
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 12:35:02 (EDT)

Atkins Eat-Out the Meat Curtains?
Don <confused@allaround.com>
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 12:00:48 (EDT)

Winter is coming chong. You better watch out.
Don
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 11:57:19 (EDT)

Lester: axed me to be their manager. call bullshit on that.
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 11:51:59 (EDT)

well well well well well well well...would ya look at the big brain on Lester
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 11:50:29 (EDT)

October 11th
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 11:45:56 (EDT)

Chong, shut it. Donzio, what day Benaldo go stew stew stewdio?
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 11:43:33 (EDT)

what slopes?
chong
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 11:35:33 (EDT)

Chong so dishonorabral; Don you get mott street?
Vric <letshitthe@slopes.com>
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 11:31:19 (EDT)

at least they rotate the steak house ad with "New Atkins Eat-Out Option"
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 11:29:44 (EDT)

I mean "good" looking. Not "gook" dear god what have I done. Dishonor to follow to grave. Grandfather velly disapointed.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 11:09:40 (EDT)

So sorry my balls not swollen from lack of use like rest of lurk. But that was one gook looking nikkon.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 11:07:51 (EDT)

Thanks for the nerd alert, Lester, I mean Dren.
Fonts De Leon
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 11:01:08 (EDT)

I may be "home schooled" aka: beaten acroos the brow by copper tubing on a daily basis to learn the difference between convex and concave, but I was never so homesick that I dry humped imported digital cameras. Is this something we should bring up with your buddist marriage counselor?
Don
Basement, USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 10:55:41 (EDT)

clearly got the wrong guy LESTER
Vic off the press
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 10:52:46 (EDT)

Dirty Doris, take a pill. Don, wipe the jizz off your shins. Chong, rumor has it you got smalls balls. Lester, isn't there some invalid you should be molesting?
Vic Valium
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 10:45:53 (EDT)

To my fellow layout nerds: Ever had a picture with type on it and wondered what font they're using? What The Font to the rescue.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 10:33:30 (EDT)

Someone built a computer inside a Ramen Noodle box.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 10:29:29 (EDT)

anybody else notice the cruel and weird fact that when you enter 'benny sizzler' into google you see a paid google ad on the right side of the results page advertising ... a frickin' STEAK HOUSE ??? !!! ???
doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 10:25:00 (EDT)

doris
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 10:10:33 (EDT)

"Some of your friends are already this fucked." Steve Albini spells it out.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 09:56:02 (EDT)

GO DETROIT!!!
Chong
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 09:41:26 (EDT)

FEAR THE LOGO, by the way.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 09:40:17 (EDT)

Shut up Don. I kick you in crotch next last we meet. Get residue on shoe. Were you home schooled? You just reek of a person who had some home schoolin'. Don = home schooling nightmare
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 09:29:40 (EDT)

Alright, who broke the Lurk?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 09:26:49 (EDT)

"I'd like to thank the g@d above, the g@d below....and finger fucking"
Quote of the Day
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 23:40:50 (EDT)

What, did chong make mad man-love with vic's nikon? Luminol that fucker before you take another picture and press his scrote residue to your face.
Don
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 23:06:46 (EDT)

Cool Site. Wish there were more like this one on the Net.
cum shot <cwegdfbcamchat@rbcmail.ru>
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 22:15:27 (EDT)

wow.
TS
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 20:52:58 (EDT)

In Cairo, on February 24 2001, Powell said: "He (Saddam Hussein) has not developed any significant capability with respect to weapons of mass destruction. He is unable to project conventional power against his neighbours." This is the very opposite of what Bush and Blair said in public.
He added: "I think we ought to be all worried about fascism (in the United States)."
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 20:12:27 (EDT)

this=funny
Meathead
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:23:04 (EDT)

just realized there's a Chong ass-crack shot too...Lester, you're gonna love it
Vic
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:07:24 (EDT)

aka the Louisville Little Bugger Slugger
doris
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 17:33:28 (EDT)

Hey Face, good job on the design of that 20 dollar technicolor greenback.
Don
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 17:29:02 (EDT)

Listen, Lurk, I have this fabulous idea that I think we can all profit from. Let's invent a drug that keeps puppies as puppies. We'll call it the GC 3000.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 16:47:21 (EDT)

oy
doris
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 16:20:41 (EDT)

not bad Lester...not bad...sent Blaine to bloody 'ell a couple times myself
Vic
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 16:15:28 (EDT)

New $20 bill. Now Bush can increase the defecit in color.
TS
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 15:05:58 (EDT)

My new favorite game.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 15:05:37 (EDT)

Red Sox fan = loser. Long time loser. Painful, incessant debilitating loser. That's the platform I'd run on.
Don
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 14:53:55 (EDT)

here picture CHONG about to doing ass-kick
hoho
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 14:44:04 (EDT)

What are balls?
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 14:37:18 (EDT)

Chong has balls?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 14:13:10 (EDT)

We had to color adjust...
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 13:50:40 (EDT)

BJ, interesting use of the word, "interesting"...I take it Chong's ball shot came back from the printers'...
Vic
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 13:45:00 (EDT)

Hey everybody, the BSTC got a letter from Chong's solicitor. Something about cease and desist. Seems there's some worry about inciminating ball shots that might - or might not exist.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 13:32:07 (EDT)

Vic, interesting use of the "physique"
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 13:28:39 (EDT)

Howard Dean's "most inexplicable and indefensible" flip flop.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 12:58:12 (EDT)

and the team hits the big city...

USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 12:46:00 (EDT)

it's me...Vic...

USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 12:43:59 (EDT)

that was one HELL of a year...a guy with a PHYSIQUE not unlike mine takes what he can get
Vicsy
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 12:42:29 (EDT)

Vic hasn't won a softball game since 1918.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 12:30:15 (EDT)

OK, that was AWFUL. sorry.
doris
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 12:08:17 (EDT)

Booky McReads-a-Lot sang "Baby Got Paperback" right?
doris
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 11:21:43 (EDT)

Dirty Doris, thanks for the update. Lester and Chong, take it outside.
Vic E. Kickassis
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 11:01:25 (EDT)

Country Cuzzins/ MidCountry Cuzzins/ Midnight Plowboy night Plowboy Country Cuzzins/ Country Cuzzins/ Midnight Plowboy Midnight Plowboy Country CuzCountry Cuzzins/ Midnight Plowboy zins/ Midnight Plowboy
Hockey-Hair
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 10:57:45 (EDT)

Your soul is worth £10971. For your peace of mind, 74% of people have a purer soul than you.
Your soul is worth £10971. For your peace of mind, 74% of people have a purer soul than you. <Your soul is worth £10971. For your peace of mind, 74% of people have a purer soul than you.>
Your soul is worth £10971. For your peace of mind, 74% of people have a purer soul than you., Your soul is worth £10971. For your peace of mind, 74% of people have a purer soul than you. USAYour soul is worth £10971. For your peace of mind, 74% of people have a purer soul than you. - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 10:46:41 (EDT)

From what I've heard, historically your ass-kicking record is worse than the 2003 Tigers. Hopefully you fix porches better than you kick ass.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 10:37:38 (EDT)

Oh no! Chong anger nerd god. What I do? Ohhh I read book, I so smart. I got book for you, it call "hitchiker guide to not being such a nerd" Dont let book cover depress you moe-lester, you have many many other thing to be upset about. Think about it! Next time chong read book by a bronte will be never cause I only read manuals on how to kick ass and also fix porch. So sorry i anger you booky mcreads-a-lot.
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 10:31:39 (EDT)

This cover isn't so great either.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 10:18:23 (EDT)

Oh! Sorry Chong. It was wrong of me to shine the light on your illiteracy. Forgive me. Now go back to jerking off to MTV while the people that can read have a discussion.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 10:15:20 (EDT)

Big surprise BORE-us is against hot chicks too.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 10:04:10 (EDT)

engrish major/weenie agrees with sir les.
doris
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 09:59:21 (EDT)

You mean because of the hot chick? You hear that? Lester wants to ban all hot chicks from book covers!!!! Wouldnt want your nerlinger book to get all hot-chicked up now would ya.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 09:49:54 (EDT)

The most depressing book cover ever.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 09:39:15 (EDT)

"Hey, Wha' happened!?!"

Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 08:57:24 (EDT)

RIP Gordon Jump
Lester <BigGuy@WKRP.com>
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 08:21:07 (EDT)

"Oops! I mean. . .uh. . . What I meant to say was..."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 08:12:19 (EDT)

Your soul is worth £10971. For your peace of mind, 74% of people have a purer soul than you.
Butcher Wing
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 07:57:20 (EDT)

"Selling my soul was the best thing that I ever did, not only do I have a whole load of money to spend, but now I no longer have to worry about being nice to people -- as no longer have to worry about what happens to my soul when i die."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 07:49:19 (EDT)

Gollum rap.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 07:35:00 (EDT)

gas tanks for the memories.
doris
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 06:50:41 (EDT)

4
doris
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 06:48:09 (EDT)

Excellent website, very informative. Keep up the excellent work
black ebony <dirtyweb@pisem.net>
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 03:36:17 (EDT)

Thanks, but I'll pass on the offer for an intimate visit with your "rusty nail".
T(oxic) S(hock)
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 23:31:13 (EDT)

MJ® "click"
Facts About Tetanus For Adults
- Monday, September 22, 2003 at 22:26:09 (EDT)

Shittysite. A real cum-blocker.
Roger <turn@off.com>
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 19:45:42 (EDT)

Excellent site. Very arousing. Keep up the good work.
Dan <pisem@dirrrrrrtyweb.net>
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 18:02:04 (EDT)

TS stands for "tetnus shot". Right?
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 17:56:37 (EDT)

Hey Vlic Clix, don't you got flippin' playoff's to be at?
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 17:54:36 (EDT)

yeah that's right. Vlic got the schlitz. PC email is still down so will email HQ from a flippin' yahoo account...one by mother lovin' one beginning with a certain cretin's hapless crotch-shot
Vic's a little rusty
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 17:38:30 (EDT)

Hey TS, I've got a rusty nail with your name allllll over it.
Drugsy is the definition of Hot
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 17:35:37 (EDT)

Wallowing is not hot.
TS
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 17:12:39 (EDT)

Word from staff is that Vlic Clicks got pix for the Captain.
BSTC
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 16:41:21 (EDT)

The bee is clearly more deserving of this honor: "Animal welfare group The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) called for Lulu to be nominated for its annual national bravery award. "This award is given to animals who do something for humans of an exceptional nature and Lulu certainly has done that," national president Hugh Wirth told Reuters"
robbed by a marsupial
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 16:20:32 (EDT)

i think MJ is quite well-defined
Meathead <sixpack@abs.crunch>
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 16:07:08 (EDT)

don't talk to Vlic that way...now get down basement
Vlic
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 15:49:26 (EDT)

It all depends on your definition, MJ.
TS
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 15:30:42 (EDT)

there is currently no room down there as my mother and father-in-law, in the perpetual attempt to "help out", have doris 99-44/100% in the loony bin this week (can't ya tell?) and are currently residing way WAY up my ass. my mother-in-law in particular is so far up my ass her hair is stickin' out me ears.
doris
- Monday, September 22, 2003 at 15:19:58 (EDT)

vic is a pickle smoker
dillweed
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 15:18:32 (EDT)

all of a sudden i have this strange urge to go to Afganistan and be disciplined
i am armed
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 15:13:13 (EDT)

The Noose is Loose!
Drugsy
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 15:11:32 (EDT)

go hang yourselves in your respective basements, the lot a'yuz
Vlassic Vic
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 15:09:05 (EDT)

I gotta lay off the pot. I assumed that the "bee" reference was yet another fuk getting on my back about the appalling spalling.
Don B Smartass
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 14:43:03 (EDT)

Doris, teeth being removed as I prepare to get below you.
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 14:30:01 (EDT)

FOLLOW UP: "The bee is unaccounted for."
Lester
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 14:26:12 (EDT)

Joe just sent ya my best guess
doris
- Monday, September 22, 2003 at 14:25:56 (EDT)

Wait. That line about me asking if anybody had croc's mailing address sounded like part of a joke. As funny as it was, I swear it's not. I really am looking for his address. And not the one at the gulag.
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 14:18:20 (EDT)

Dear Don,

Figures you'd be high.
doris
- Monday, September 22, 2003 at 14:16:56 (EDT)

You whites sure are fucking funny. Damn near pissed my culottes reading all the logs about who gets what dates and who doesn't. Anybody have croc's mailing address?
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 14:16:37 (EDT)

Dear BS Spaller: Figures you'd know that.
Don
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 14:02:29 (EDT)

meat-hooks
Vic
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 13:41:10 (EDT)

"sequined"
BS Spallchecker
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 13:35:59 (EDT)

and if you think I'm gonna let "Dan's" manhooks on my sequened couture you are presently very high.
Don
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 13:32:54 (EDT)

i submit two items: first, starting a sentence with "i submit" is g@y-@ss and second, any lurk that has right-turning NASCAR drivers AND lyrics of 'Friggin' in the Riggin'' is entertaining.
doris
- Monday, September 22, 2003 at 13:32:03 (EDT)

"A shit-river of entertainment" Sounds like the lurk, minus the entertainment part of course.
Don
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 13:12:07 (EDT)

Revenge for Big Dan's?
Lester
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 13:10:45 (EDT)

A parliamentary spokesman said: "I guess we got so focused on the rubber penis, we didn't even pay attention to what he was saying. "
Lester
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 13:04:30 (EDT)

Dr. Axt and Dr. Axt-Gadermann are my new personal heros.
"We, on the other hand, are advising composure, contentedness, moderation, and even occasional indolence if you want to be healthy, productive and successful."
Lester
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 13:01:38 (EDT)

Lester, isn't there a young boy out there you should be molesting?
Vis a Vic
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 12:57:25 (EDT)

"We all know that there are two, and only two, fronts in the War On Terror: Iraq and the Homeland."
Lester <NealPollack@FunnyMoFo.com>
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 12:40:31 (EDT)

talk about caught with the meat in your mouth
doris
- Monday, September 22, 2003 at 12:37:33 (EDT)

Don, you should check out some of those dresses. You can wear one on your next date with "Dan"
Lester
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 12:34:13 (EDT)

that very quote was on the home page of google news. couldn't resist. AND my pirates of penzance belt is losing rhinestones and getting a bit frayed, so i'm shopping for a nice mizrahi muumuu. perhaps in a nice soothing lime. and mauve epaulets. of course.
doris
- Monday, September 22, 2003 at 12:20:25 (EDT)

Doris, what were you looking for costume ideas for your next outing? Why'd you watch/read about the Miss Long Pig Pagent?
Don
Fukchong, USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 12:05:39 (EDT)

"I've been aspiring for this goal since I was 6 years old," the newly-crowned Miss America from Florida said at the news conference afterward, looking out at the former Miss Americas present and beginning to cry. She apologized to her parents for being a Capricorn "perfectionist" ....
doris
NOT Florida - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 12:00:17 (EDT)

Everyone knows that TV is spelled with both the "T" and the "V" being capitalized. Duh!!!!!!!!
Tv
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 11:50:44 (EDT)

Come on lester, you know you wanna....
Chong
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 11:49:26 (EDT)

IS THIS THE WORLD'S MOST STUPID MAN?
very possible
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 11:42:51 (EDT)

Yes, Dan was the one all by himself in the corner, having a wet t-shirt contest at the half time of the Bills Dolphins game.
Drugsy
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 11:35:44 (EDT)

Dan, you were at the Wild Colonial last night? So were me and Burr.
Lester
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 11:25:57 (EDT)

That's great Lester! You are the best. So funny. I karate chop off your head later and paste it on your dead body! HOw funny is that!
Chong
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 11:22:51 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 11:22:10 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 11:19:29 (EDT)

Wild Colonial hit chong like brick wall on sat night....or was it friday? That place OK by me. Except filthy bathroom. That gross even by DOJO standard.
Chong
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 11:11:46 (EDT)

Chong like how lester copy chong post except make it less funny and gay. Hmmmmm.......
Chong
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 11:09:51 (EDT)

Wild Colonial=bad experience for me, nearly every time. A certain bartender there is rude and humorless. And not in a good way. Every time I go there, including last night when all I wanted to do was sit in the corner and watch the Bills-Dolphins game. Thats right bitch all I want is a glass of water.

Dont even get me started on Plectrum frisking me.
Dan
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 10:54:31 (EDT)

This killer hates cans!
Navin Johnson
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 10:52:42 (EDT)

Here is a list for you. It's all the dudes Chong has been with in the past five days:
1. His Dad
2. Vic
3. Ben G.
4. Sam Horn
5. All those guys that hangout at Traveller's Aid.
6. Vic, again. This time they were both sober though.
Lester
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 10:50:12 (EDT)

Hi, I saw your name listed in the phone book, and yours really seemed much more interesting than the ten million other names.
Donners
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 10:46:24 (EDT)

Doris, damn you. Jen T. run run away. Lester, Canada eh? Chong? Blong.
Vic Vic
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 10:33:50 (EDT)

And talk like pirate day? Fuck that let's have talk like lester day. I go first.
"umm hi would you like to get dinner or somethi.....oh no? Oh OK...."
Chong
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 10:33:50 (EDT)

Here is a list for ya. Its all the chicks Lester has been with in the past five years. 1.Uhh some girl..forget her name. She lives in Canada.
2.ummmmmmmm
3.Lester Sucks.
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 10:29:45 (EDT)

Perhaps this all-inclusive list can compensate.
TS
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 10:15:10 (EDT)

Not a very comprehisive list, as "Vic" and "Chong" were not included...
Lester
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 09:56:20 (EDT)

yea, the bastahds all went the wrong way............and were louder than a Motorhead show.
chef
USA - Monday, September 22, 2003 at 07:14:36 (EDT)

right turns would be infinitely more entertaining.
doris
- Monday, September 22, 2003 at 07:07:33 (EDT)

Yo Chef, I don't know anything about Nascar (thank god) ,But isn't it left turns? Just gotta know. Inform me!
Dexter
Seekonk speedway, USA - Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 22:14:36 (EDT)

Excellent website, very informative. Keep up the excellent work
hardcore anime <dirtyweb@pisem.net>
- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 20:49:46 (EDT)

6
doris
- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 20:22:52 (EDT)

Yo cheh why don't you check me and my gutted cherry '71 el Camino on the figure eights?
Jesse James <monster@garage.com>
USA - Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 19:03:47 (EDT)

Search string: "Axle Rose cosmetic surgery" no doubt
Stoogle
USA - Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 16:49:47 (EDT)

I'm on my way to Dover International Speedway's "Monster Mile" to watch cars take a right turn all day........oh yeah, and to drink a lot of Bud weiser with 150,000 other white trash race fans...........see ya in the pits..........
chef
USA - Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 07:45:32 (EDT)

Yo JenT. what was the search criteria? (I just HAVE to know:)
da janiduh <da janiduh@bennysizzler.com>
Winslow, Az USA - Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 21:19:13 (EDT)

Pantoneyard. Somebody please hose down doris.
Don Knuts
USA - Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 20:38:10 (EDT)

Hi! I saw your band listed in the Google search and i was wondering if you could tell me something about you guys!
Jen T. <jennersT@hotmail.com>
Melbourne, FLA USA - Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 19:24:26 (EDT)

"processing pics" when done by drummers usually means what, three Crayolas?
doris
- Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 17:13:44 (EDT)

Vic is finally processing Benny Sizzler pics from many moons ago and may I remind the lurk that Chongs dong (or what passes for it) is therein.
Vic where hell you been
USA - Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 16:02:44 (EDT)

It IS all about Vic.
Don <lestye@forget.com>
USA - Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 15:50:29 (EDT)

that's what my shirt sleeved shirt says anyway
IT'S ALL ABOUT VIC
USA - Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 14:07:04 (EDT)

experiencing an injury binge with Nixon's strained left calf Sept. 9. But they have gone 6-3 over the stretch because they have surrendered an average of only 3.1 runs a game and their shorthanded offense has found ways to win.

"That's impressive," Little said. "That's what championship seasons are all about."
doris
- Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 10:37:33 (EDT)

magic #, face. 8.
doris
- Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 10:02:14 (EDT)

9
Face
USA - Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 09:01:59 (EDT)

8
doris
- Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 08:55:52 (EDT)

Okay, Fred wins. Most pathetic pirate of the day — with catch phrase to match. Whats next, dress up like your fav. triceriplops?
Dona Soreass
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 23:34:03 (EDT)

da janiduh
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 23:06:45 (EDT)

WHA' HAPPEN?
Fred the Pirate
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 18:57:12 (EDT)

assuming support position...
C. Steamer
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 18:50:25 (EDT)

Maggot-Eye Malarkey
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 17:43:50 (EDT)

You can't see it but my brown eye's winkin' at ya, Joe!
Brown-Eye Barney
- Friday, September 19, 2003 at 17:33:48 (EDT)

Brown-Eye Barney was already taken by some LOOSER.
MJG
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 17:02:55 (EDT)

As the piece of shit t-shirt said on the beach today. "It's All About America." Somebody please, KILL US ALL. I'm begging you.
Drugsy
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 17:00:53 (EDT)

scary. oh, and yar.
Brown-Eye Barney
- Friday, September 19, 2003 at 16:10:24 (EDT)

lurk on ye fur burgers...lurk on...
Vic
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 16:08:42 (EDT)

Friggin' In The Riggin' It was on the good ship Venus By Christ, ya shoulda seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast, a mammoth penis The captain of this lugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one place to another Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was fuck all else to do The captain's name was Morgan By Christ, he was a gorgon Ten times a day he'd stop and play With his fuckin' organ The first mate's name was Cooper By Christ he was a trooper. He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor The second mate was Andy By Christ, he had a dandy Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy The cabin boy was Flipper He was a fuckin' nipper He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper The Captain's wife was Mabel To fuck she was not able So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits Across the barroom table The Captain had a daughter Who fell in deep sea water Delighted squeals revealed that eels Had found 'er sexual quarters
Oldey
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 16:08:09 (EDT)

Yarr, leave Dread Lester alone, there, "Greenblarney". Just because you didn't invest in that 4th and 5th second it takes to think up a GOOD pirate name .... not HIS fault. YARRR!!!!
Brown-Eye Barney
- Friday, September 19, 2003 at 16:00:21 (EDT)

PS-Eurotrash pirate=FUNNY
Mean Joe Greenblarney
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 15:31:23 (EDT)

Kiss my arrrrrrse, Captian Blueballs. At least this dreamboat has more wood than just his leg.
Captian Toxica
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 15:28:42 (EDT)

Arghh fucking that louse Dread Pirate Lester ripped Dave Barry's schtick. He'll walk the lurkplank for surely. Argggghh.
Mean Joe Greenblarney
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 15:27:40 (EDT)

click for aural excitement
Captain Tokearrrrrgh
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 15:26:32 (EDT)

No worries. If the B's get an actual "goal scorer" he will soon be traded.
Nill Lofgrin
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 15:24:26 (EDT)

160 minutes til.........P*****F TICKETS!!!!! YARRR!!!!!
Brown-Eye Barney
- Friday, September 19, 2003 at 15:23:31 (EDT)

hi my name's captain
UPCHUCK
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 15:19:19 (EDT)

ER bill: $500.
Insurance goes up: $1500.
A lifetime of perpetual abuse from every single person you know because you admitted to singing a Timberlake song?
Priceless.
Brown-Eye Barney
- Friday, September 19, 2003 at 15:10:11 (EDT)

A rare sighting of four crocodiles in densely-populated Singapore, including one near a commercial bank?
they must've got by the security porpoises
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 15:05:31 (EDT)

This be a fine arrrrrrticle.
Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 15:04:10 (EDT)

did somebody say eat a bug?
the radio fights back...
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 14:59:35 (EDT)

Avast, TS, ye could light the way thru a nor'easter with them highbeams of yours...
Captain Blueballs
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 14:51:40 (EDT)

Dread Pirate Lester
Yar., USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 14:46:29 (EDT)

Not even that Modern Landlubber can stand up to the likes of Barney with his trusty sidekick Rex Smith, Don's "Special Friend"!

Brown-Eye Barney
- Friday, September 19, 2003 at 14:38:23 (EDT)

arg ye scurvy vermins...Lester's gone total complete 100% butt pirate today...
"one eye" Vic
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 14:35:16 (EDT)

Aye, the Ra'en once upon a midnight dreary,
while Me pondard, weak and weary,
O'er many a quaint and curious 'olume o' forgotten lore--
While I nodded, nearly nappin',
suddenly thar came a tappin',
As o' some one gently rappin', rappin' at my chamber door.
"'Tis some 'isiter," Me muttard, "tappin' at my chamber door-- Aye, only this and nothin' more." Gar.
EdgARRRRR Allen Poe
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 14:32:24 (EDT)

Arrr! This scurvy dog puts ye all ta shame!
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Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 14:28:31 (EDT)

Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 14:25:55 (EDT)

Arrr! It be Brown-eye's old nemesis, Cap'n Jonathan Richman!

Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 14:18:20 (EDT)

Arrg...Eurotrash!
Captian Toxica, rum drinker of the high seas
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 14:10:22 (EDT)

Yarrrrr....and limited action it was too, but I score more than the Habs did last night!
Brown-Eye Barney
- Friday, September 19, 2003 at 14:01:04 (EDT)

The Scurvy Pirates.
Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 13:52:53 (EDT)

"Lil' stool pirate" will never be the same after walking Vic's plank.
Drugsy
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 13:27:08 (EDT)

Hey can I play with you guys today.

<Rush>
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 13:22:09 (EDT)

HEEHEE
The most action Vic has ever seen
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 13:20:18 (EDT)

MJ's two cents to the pirate booty
The most action Doris has ever seen <yellow@brownpantsstory =FUNNY>
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 13:18:26 (EDT)

Alright Hamilton!
Curtis
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 13:12:04 (EDT)

Yarrrr, nice animated gif, me hearties.
Brown-Eye Barney
- Friday, September 19, 2003 at 13:10:26 (EDT)

chong change image for special day see him HERE
heehee
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 13:01:45 (EDT)

Sam is very self-conscious about his bald head and his wooden leg, so when he receives an invitation to a Halloween Ball, he wants to wear a costume that will hide or minimize both. He dashes off a note to Brooks Brothers, explaining his need and his concerns, and in a few days receives a package with the following note. "Dear Sir: Enclosed is a pirate costume. The red handkerchief will cover your bald head, and your wooden leg will look like part of the costume." Sam is furious with their 'solution', and returns the parcel, saying he is trying to HIDE his peg leg...not call attention to it. The next week, he receives a second package and a note: "Dear Sir: We apologize if we appeared insensitive to your concern. Enclosed is a monk's habit. The long robe will hide your leg, and your bald head will look to be part of your costume." Enraged, Sam returns the costume with a nasty note, saying they are idiots for calling attention to his bald head. The following day, he receives a small parcel by courier with a note which reads: "Dear Sir: Enclosed is a jar of caramel. Pour it over your bald head, stick your peg leg up your ass, and go as a candy apple
Gravy Jones
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 12:49:22 (EDT)

BilgeDawg
Scurvey Cove, RI USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 12:07:50 (EDT)

Chong=peg licker
Vic
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 12:04:12 (EDT)

Chong = the peg
Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 12:01:04 (EDT)

Vic=Pegboy with loose stool
Chong
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 11:20:20 (EDT)

Arrg....that be the scurrvy dog. 'cept he was wearin a belle and sebastian t-shit.
Chong
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 11:19:28 (EDT)

Awesome pirate game here.
Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 11:19:24 (EDT)

Chong=dirty g@y boy
Vic
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 11:16:44 (EDT)

Long Chong, was it this notorious raider?
Dan
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 10:51:56 (EDT)

Arr, Chong, your scurvy comments will earn ya a one way passage to the boneyard!
Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 10:49:38 (EDT)

A pegboy was a young man kept on pirate ships by pirates. This young man was forced to sit on a large wooden peg...all the time. (Did I mention he wasn't wearing boxers or anything? That somehow seems important.) Anyway, this was done so that whenever a pirate wanted to drop his anchor (so to speak) he'd have no problem getting into Davy Jones' Locker (as such).
Lurk Pegboy Staffing Agency
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 10:44:25 (EDT)

Vic=Pegboy
Chong
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 10:41:25 (EDT)

One day captain lester and his crew went into a bar. An hour later they left with a bunch of dudes and had some sex with them.
Long Chong Silver
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 10:38:31 (EDT)

Captain Chong and his band of outlaw pirates have been sailing the scurvy seas for six months. One day, the look-out in the crows nest shouts "We've got three, fully armed, battle ready ships off the starboard and their heading our way."
With a look of fearlessness, the captain orders the men to prepare for battle. Then orders for his red shirt.
"Sir, why your red shirt?" the first mate asks.
"Nevermind that, off to battle," the captain replies.
That day, they had victory over their enemies and hordes of booty to boot! The first mate approaches his fearless leader. "Why did you want the red shirt sir?"
The captain stares off at the sea, "If I get wounded, the men will not see me bleed, thus they will not lose their morale and will still fight for me!"
"Ah captain, what a great idea" says the first mate.
Three months later the pirates are out terrorizing the sea. The look out announces "We've got 12 fully armed galleons off the port-side sir!"
The Captain looks at his crew, and then to his first mate. "Get me my YELLOW and BROWN pants!"
Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 10:24:23 (EDT)

I am pirate Larry argh mateys. I am fierce and I like the sea spray on my blouse.
Larry
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 10:21:37 (EDT)

This all just proves that Pirates really are the "new" monkeys.
Chong
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 10:20:45 (EDT)

Q: Which ancient Greek lyric poet do pirates like the best?
A: PindARRR.
Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 10:16:37 (EDT)

Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated AARRRRGGH! And do you know why? Because of all the booty! How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A buck an ear! Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH! How did the pirate stop smoking? He used the patch! Did you hear about the pirate who scored 20,000 points for the Lakers? His name was Kareem Abdul JabAARRRRGGH! What is piratophobia? Fear of a sunken chest! What’s a pirate’s favorite country? AARRRRGGHentina! What do you call a pirate that skips class? Captain Hooky! What Star Wars character is really a pirate? AARRRRGGH-2 D-2! What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him? His booty! What does a gourmet pirate add to his dinner? A gAARRRRGGHnish! How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg! What’s a pirate’s second favorite mode of transportation? A cAARRRRGGH! (to which one member of the club replied, “So, um, what’s a pirate’s first favorite mode of transportation?” “A ship, duh.”) What kind of socks does a pirate wear? AARRRRGGHyle! What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Eight pirates! A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?” “ARRRRGGH,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts.”
Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 10:14:17 (EDT)

Yo ho HO...
TS
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 10:09:44 (EDT)

If Lester was a pirate...
Dirty Chong Flint
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 09:59:08 (EDT)

Avast, ye salty dogs! Ya'd do best ta avoid messin' wit' the Dread Pirate Judge Reinhold! Arrr!

Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 09:47:18 (EDT)

Arrrgggg!!!! Don can be brownandyellobeard. yellobearded clam
Dirty Chong Flint
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 09:23:53 (EDT)

Vic, ya filthy scallywag! I'll keel-haul ya!
Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 09:20:30 (EDT)

Lester you butt pirate! Don, does Pleck insist on early yams on Moonday?
Vic walks the plank
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 08:38:00 (EDT)

Yarr, it's about time they did something new with Holy Grail. Working title: Spamelot. YARRRR!!!!!
Brown-Eye Barney
- Friday, September 19, 2003 at 08:37:12 (EDT)

Ahoy! It be the Offical Talk Like A Pirate Day website! Arrr!!
Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 08:10:34 (EDT)

Arrr!! I got ye "power sausage" right here, me hearties!
Dread Pirate Lester <AndThenIPoint@MyCrotch.com>
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 07:59:33 (EDT)

Yarrrr....I'll shoot yer scurvy balls off, ya vermin.

Brown-Eye Barney
- Friday, September 19, 2003 at 07:58:41 (EDT)

Hmmmm...Praythee tell me that chong is already a pirate name?
Dirty Chong Flint
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 07:57:13 (EDT)

From a high school in Butte, Montana

Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 07:55:34 (EDT)

Dread Pirate Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 07:52:09 (EDT)

Yarrrrr. Shiver me timbers, ya' land-lubbin' soft-shell lackeys. Brown-Eye Barney's gonna show ya' the ropes.
Brown-Eye Barney
- Friday, September 19, 2003 at 07:50:29 (EDT)

Arr! What be ye pirate name?
Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 07:24:10 (EDT)

Avast ye scurvy dogs!
Lester
USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 07:20:25 (EDT)

hitler had goebbels but we're stuck with gerbils
doris
- Friday, September 19, 2003 at 07:19:26 (EDT)

Sorry croc, meant to say illiteraly.
Don
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 23:41:48 (EDT)

Just got some video of Cheffy getting a blowjob from Isabel. Good job on the photoshop Boris, Natasha must be proud!
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 21:53:50 (EDT)

welcome back, croc. in your absence my physique edged ever closer to that of a six-foot duckpin, and vic ate a 5-gallon pail of mussels, every single one of which suffered from howling moldavian dysentery. eighteen hectares of virgin forest were sacrificed to create sufficient 2-ply TP.
doris
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 19:33:37 (EDT)

I hear some cold beer calling me and I'm not one to keep a beer waiting. I'm out{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}~~~~~~~~~~
croc
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 19:17:52 (EDT)

literaly? I see the spalling has suffered in my absence and the rest of you fvcktards haven't been suffering enuf.
croc
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 19:14:41 (EDT)

HEY ZEUS FLIPPIN H KRISTE!!!!! Damn it's ben a while since I left a decent stain on this here lurk. Looks like the crickets are the only ones about so I'll tell you analbloodfarts what I really think of you another time. Mom picked 9/11 to leave this bunghole of a universe and finished with the business end on Monday. Just wanted to tell y'all that y'all are WAY overdue to blow me. Assume the position and I'll be back when I damn well please for ya to service me.
croc
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 19:12:21 (EDT)

Everybody please calm down. CALM DOWN! Let me clarify. Dan was on a date, with a girl he doesn't date. They have been on these dates and not dating for years. While I was simply, utterly, and literaly Bobby Brady in the back seat.
Don
Coyote, USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 19:10:03 (EDT)

doris da doris' car what are you fuckin' high?
doris
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 17:57:43 (EDT)

that guys in the BS car doesn't have Doris' "physique"...
Vic's Waterloo
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 17:56:31 (EDT)

HAHAHA the car with the BS logo. Is that fo real? Is that DORIS' cah? What, you get a raise?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 17:27:50 (EDT)

Dan the Man picture Vic crackin' his sh!t up at the console watchin' that little fat fuck rhymin' and schemin'...and hey Don volkvagens ain't your stylie yo
Vic you foo'
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 16:03:01 (EDT)

Now, as hot as the asscobra unisex bathroom rock n roll show was, I think this is even hotter. oh and BTW-Axle Rose is having cosmetic surgery before the next benny sizzler show.
Dan <dangerussdan@aol.com>
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 15:55:40 (EDT)

What if you ride with somebody in a Volkswagon?
Drugsy Malone
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 15:48:19 (EDT)

Don, you two timing bass-tard. Lester=absolute retard.
Vic Biskit
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 15:33:43 (EDT)

and yes that shirt is brown.
doris
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 15:02:33 (EDT)

repreSENTin', mothaf*ckas

doris
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 14:44:51 (EDT)

Shotgun!
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 14:39:56 (EDT)

HOV lane, anyone?
TS
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 14:32:57 (EDT)

Judge rules that Vic's band doesn't suck.
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 14:27:27 (EDT)

"Front end service is always profitable"
TS
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 14:15:10 (EDT)

"We can drink it!"
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 13:57:43 (EDT)

"We can dink it!"
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 13:57:39 (EDT)

Thanks for the "spelunking" invite, sweetheart, but I already have hands.
TS
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 13:39:00 (EDT)

Whenever we check that nerd shit all we come up with is CHONG LEE. CHONG LEE. CHONG LEE. wtf
BSTC
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 13:35:14 (EDT)

Yeah I (heart) my belt. So did Linda Ronstadt...when I did her during rehearsals for Pirates of Penzance. After I left, it was Pirates of Pissants.
doris
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 13:34:35 (EDT)

Deathpunk made a man out of me. Yer welcome Don.
Dan
Dungaree High, USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 13:30:48 (EDT)

Doris, you should know better by now. But I'll say that LOGO was in full effect last night.
Don
Not Old School, Just Old, USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 13:29:32 (EDT)

No. It really wasn't me. You can check the url or whatever that nerd shit you check is.
Chong
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 13:25:33 (EDT)

has the band name "Buttoxic" been used?
doris
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 13:24:14 (EDT)

Actually Toxie my real name is Jonah Falcon.
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 13:23:14 (EDT)

there i was being all civil and sh1t to whom i thought was an actual fan.
doris
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 13:12:01 (EDT)

what do you marinate that in, MJ?
all about the meat
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 13:01:34 (EDT)

hey chong, i thought you said you were 29 years old?
at least you can still get cha rocks off
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 12:55:02 (EDT)

I guess Don went to show without Vic. Huh. And done in by Chong Lee posing as little Billy Rat-cliff...oi fuckin' vey
Vic the Forgotten
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 12:51:16 (EDT)

very nice,TS, here's an artist's rendition of me in my splendor...
wanna go spelunking?
cabesa de carne
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 12:44:01 (EDT)

Holy shit if that wasn't Rhode Island night I don't know what was.
Rocco Baldelli
Tampa, FLA USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 12:36:45 (EDT)

You fucker. I haven't worn that purple shirt since Doris lent me his Pirates of Penzance dance belt.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 12:25:30 (EDT)

MJ and Dan on a date.

USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 12:21:03 (EDT)

It cant be me. I don't even post here anymore.
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 12:16:15 (EDT)

Hey did ya hear? Dan and Don went on DATE last night to ASS COBRA show.
Lurk Gossip Hound
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 12:12:51 (EDT)

this sux! I nor william rat-cliff!!!
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 12:12:21 (EDT)

It's time a real man logged on...Hey guys, leave William Radcliff alone. I think we got us a real live fan. And I'm pretty sure it's not Chong or anything...
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 12:10:49 (EDT)

click for most honorable picture CHONG
haha
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 12:06:52 (EDT)

Eat shit Chong Radcliff.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 12:01:21 (EDT)

yeah Bill, why don't you EAT A BUG
Bug Juice
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 12:00:33 (EDT)

I guess Vic the Loudmouth is BS bouncer. Music talk is for lame fucks who talk about music. Although the Vic band is a tough listen.Thanks for the tix Dan you are so hot! I mean the show was. Music SWEEEEET music!!!!!!!!!!
Don Knuts
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 11:59:30 (EDT)

HEY VIC! Q: Why you like Captain Kirk? A: Both want to get rid of Klingons on uranus.
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 11:59:26 (EDT)

code brown, code brown, need ply count.
doris
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 11:44:09 (EDT)

and Doris, TP levels decimated...send resupply STAT
Vic
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 11:39:08 (EDT)

Lester you DOG FUCK! and Bill, beat it ya sensitina
Vic
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 11:38:25 (EDT)

WOW! The original Renaissance dickhead! COOL!
doris
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 11:06:54 (EDT)

make that 90,002 safely evacuated.
doris
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 11:05:57 (EDT)

OH I'm so sorry I asked. Ya I saw a band last night. They were called "Vic is a loudmouth" They sucked. Real bad. Sorry for ever coming here dick. Bug Dick.
William Radcliff
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 11:01:30 (EDT)

Right, Lester, and I suppose you're really Francesco Urbini.
TS
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 11:01:17 (EDT)

Your site is really good.
radio latina <adualtweb@pisem.net>
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 10:55:21 (EDT)

Vic! How's the TP level.
doris
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 10:37:05 (EDT)

Okay Toxie, we'll come clean about our real identities. Vic's real name is Loren J. Adams.
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 10:36:23 (EDT)

listen Bill...we "talk" about music or what ever the fuck we want to "talk" about...if you got a musical review for some piece of sh!t band you saw last night, by all means post it...otherwise shut your fuckin' yap
Vic
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 10:29:06 (EDT)

Everything in the world is in fact closely related to Benny Sizzler's current events, William. Kofi Annan's frequent requests for Benny Sizzler to form its own country have been rejected (due to prior engagements and lack of quality vine-ripened celebrity lackeys). Feel free to contribute anything and everything. It's a Benny, Benny, Benny World.
doris
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 10:26:28 (EDT)

So nobody actually talks about music here huh? Should I just start posting silly pictures and random crap too? Bug dicks...what the hell..
William Radcliff
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 10:01:11 (EDT)

You can be the judge, Meathead. No one else reveals their true identity on the lurk, why should I?
TS
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 09:54:46 (EDT)

fun fun: fire in 18-story baltimore building last night which hosts a couple hundred thousand websites. small fire, no damage, easily extinguished. electric co decides to run test of backup systems (which had been checked less than a month ago). newbie electric co worker screws up process. 75-90,000 websites knocked out due to stupidity. my boss' blood pressure skyrockets as he is OCD boy, online 24-7 and god forbid we be down for a couple hours. my laughter skyrockets. my resume is polished. all good now. fun fun.
doris
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 09:10:38 (EDT)

seems to me we're spending an awful lot of time and effort on bazillion-year-old bug dick.
doris
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 08:44:22 (EDT)

fuckin' YUP!
Vic Flop
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 08:43:52 (EDT)

Hey Mean Joe, please retrieve your lost item.
Lobster
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 08:10:53 (EDT)

The Gospel According to Supply Side Jesus.

Lester
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 07:55:10 (EDT)

Don was in Compton? Did he cap any semi-famous smack freaks? Coulda swore I saw him take a number at the Ball Deli. Seeking meat loaf.
doris
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 07:46:47 (EDT)

6:47 p.m.
Misty evening, clouds in the sky
Without warning a weirdo walks by
Clad in a shadow, which doesn't fit well
Scanty drawers with a "wizard coat" shell
Loudly talking,
Down there walking,
Underpants-tastic.
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 07:38:32 (EDT)

"Hi! My names Andy! I suck worse than a whore in a hurry!
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 07:27:29 (EDT)

YOu shut up timmy. In my country where i am coming from we make whiny little kids die so we can have another. Grandfather always sy "Chong, you not shut your fucking mouth, we kill you and try again." So when grandfather ghost come around to haunt me i say look who's talking now most honorable shit-for-brain! My first born got all the way to the third grade but when she came home with B+ in science all of a suddenn she no longer around. Oh well don't let this happen to you.
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 07:10:44 (EDT)

Damnit! I wanted a pony ride! whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Little Timster
USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 06:23:46 (EDT)

Wha HAPPENED?
Fred W.
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 22:30:49 (EDT)

I didn't do it. I don;t know what happened to that log below mine. I swear I didn't do it.
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 22:28:56 (EDT)

That reminds me-remember YUP everybody? He was like the lurks very own Puck.
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 22:27:33 (EDT)

Giddi_YUP
- Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 21:28:49 (EDT)

Fuck the swell I'll teach you how to ride a TUBE
Turtle <whitey@gohome.git>
North Shore, Hawaii USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 20:50:21 (EDT)

yeah TS, are you, like, hot?
Meathead
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 20:35:26 (EDT)

i knew he was a phony...
bill
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 20:23:54 (EDT)

Hey Dexter, you take the stick out in this swell yet?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 20:23:41 (EDT)

Burrs cooking dinner? Now there's an excuse to avoid the love shack on BI !!!!
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 20:09:19 (EDT)

One more PS-that Onion shit about rock writers=funny
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 20:02:04 (EDT)

PS to TS- Show yourself. Who fore art thou?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 19:59:38 (EDT)

Word to the blockheads out on the isles-don't go eatin too much of Burr's cookin' and then go swimmin' in them riptides.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 19:58:05 (EDT)

Why that last paragraph looks like something my ex husband asked me to sign.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 19:56:51 (EDT)

The paomnnehel pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is that the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mind deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
- Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 17:42:24 (EDT)

Doris, when I hexed them fish I meant to hex them FISHERMEN
Vic you outta learn to talk right
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 17:15:12 (EDT)

lurk on lizards...lurk on...
Vic Humongitron
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 17:11:27 (EDT)

interesting use of the term "physique"
Vic Webster
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 16:55:05 (EDT)

frighteningly close to doris' actual physique, too.
doris
- Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 16:16:37 (EDT)

aside from detonating a nuclear device, the only other possibility of making a dave matthews concert vaguely exciting.
doris
- Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 16:11:53 (EDT)

as in HOIST WITH ONE'S OWN PETARD? happens a lot 'round these here parts (Lester, case in point)
Vic Dic Tionary
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 15:50:30 (EDT)

don't say PLAYOFFS on this lurk...by the way, saw that our friends the TAMPOFFS played the Abbey opening for some band called THE REAL KIDS...comments? ANYONE?!
flick your Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 15:47:18 (EDT)

Thanks to the QOC, Burr, PGIT, and I have all learned new words (eg petard, toot, rheumatoid arthritis). We are also waving a big FU flag in front of the ferry because we refuse to be evacuated from this island--there is too much drinking left to do. What's up Dexter? You better get your ass out here before whatever surgery you've dreamt up for yourself. Over and out-to lunch & drinkies. Burr's cooking dinner tonite!!!
wakefield regular
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 15:45:49 (EDT)

yo BSTC just sent a reply. regards to Jumbo Joe Thornton & Jumbo Tron the Scoreboard.
doris
- Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 15:37:34 (EDT)

RIP - Sheb Wooley
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 15:10:14 (EDT)

clean-@ss-iness is next to dogliness
Vic Gone Wild
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 14:36:42 (EDT)

"His behaviour was disrespectful to the whole town. A rubber penis is not something that should be brought to parliament."
or be prez...
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 14:33:44 (EDT)

BigChampagne is Watching You
RIAA sux
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 14:28:31 (EDT)

we've known for a long time that tron's "sorta wind-breaking"
doris
- Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 14:26:40 (EDT)

hey vic did you take this to clean your @ss?
don't forget to floss
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 14:21:36 (EDT)

Rumsfeld Sees No Link Between Iraq, 9/11
these clowns can't even agree
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 14:17:54 (EDT)

you mean "Benny Sizzler" is actually a...band?
Vic rattlin' his rusty cage
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 14:16:23 (EDT)

Dog Almighty, this can't possibly be this Senator's real name.
doris
- Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 14:08:31 (EDT)

As chief sewer sucker of the Middleblob Masonic Temple I can tell you all the the band does indeed, NOT, come here. They are busy playing and scurrying 'neath my robes like so many naughty kittens.
Worshipful Master Larry Dennis
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 13:42:55 (EDT)

yeah I got that too...secret sauce...
Chef Vic's own "special blend"
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 13:27:59 (EDT)

...from my negroes to the north, straight from a sox employee. they're referencing redsox.com:

"Friday, 6pm. Be online, have your phone in one hand and have your cel in the other. Use your nose to click your mouse. Why?

Single game Red Sox P-----f tickets will go on sale to the general public. Season ticket holders have already gotten theirs. Single games only, no packages. Looks like it's 2 X Face value. Unfortunately, this is being completely managed by the BRS IT Department and not the Sales Staff.
doris
- Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 13:07:27 (EDT)

"Rhode Island's soldiers are half a world away and hungry for hot wieners dripping with secret sauce."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 12:48:45 (EDT)

I'd tell you to get below me, Hazardous, but I have doubts about your oral prowess.
TS
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 12:43:47 (EDT)

a splishy splashy liquid hex on the fish
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 12:17:30 (EDT)

our playoff magic number is .... ten.
doris
- Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 12:08:42 (EDT)

who knew liquid feces could be so useful? honestly, who knew? now see here. Doris' job: occasional stool adjustments; and Lester and Chong are around for generl shiite starting
a bucket full'a Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 11:39:23 (EDT)

I am not in this band. Being in this band is like what I can called retarded. Lester is in this band though. He play second fiddle.
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 11:10:38 (EDT)

i am definitely not in the band but am honored to occasionally be chosen to assist the drummer with his stool.
doris
- Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 11:05:04 (EDT)

The only member of the band that posts here regularly is Chong Lee.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 10:59:32 (EDT)

Oh.... Ok then. So are you in the band? I suppose your name is not really doris either. Are you dan/daniel?
William Radcliff
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 10:51:12 (EDT)

mister radcliff, the band does make appearances on the lurk, but more often they send their vine-ripened lackeys to do to the *real* ugly hatchet work. there is also extensive use of aliases -- "dan" for example, is also known on the lurk as "dan" or sometimes "danny" or "daniel". i know, i know, some crazy sh1t....
doris
- Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 10:48:23 (EDT)

I have one extra ticket for Turbonegro tonight. Seriously. any offers? A smarter man would keep his fool mouth shut and scalp that shit for $100 outside the door of the ME like people in NYC were doing back in March.
Daniel <dang@ellisonrocks.com>
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 10:20:05 (EDT)

Is this band any good? I can only play one of the songs for some reason and it sounds ok. Does the band ever come here?
William Radcliff
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 10:13:05 (EDT)

Here's a picture of Vic putting his liquid feces to good use.
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 09:22:46 (EDT)

"That's my life!"
Neil Hamburger
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 09:11:30 (EDT)

"Dear America..."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 08:56:46 (EDT)

90,000 told to screw. Counting Vic's bowels, that's 90,001 safely evacuated.
doris
- Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 07:45:11 (EDT)

Jism me britches if this hasn't been the daily obits page. Mothers, sisters, wives, dogs, I'm amazed we all ain't walking zombies by this point. Hang in there lurkers.
Thousand Yard Stare
- Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 00:08:16 (EDT)

Yo Boris, Glad to hear Natashas op went ok. Papa Dex facing the knife next Wed. Will inform all of progress. I believe Croc's mom passed away last week (FRi?). An O'brian (Dorothy?)was mentioned in the E.P. obits, leaving , among others, a son John. If so, Croc, thinking of you, we're here for ya bud!!
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 20:05:59 (EDT)

Great site, thank you for sharing it.
mature tit <freecams@pisem.net>
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 19:39:14 (EDT)

doris
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 19:30:33 (EDT)

Listen,Toxic, I'll up you one gum job and we'll let Vic be the judge
Hazardous Waste
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 19:01:04 (EDT)

ignore that last plop, it no worky
fug it
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 18:54:40 (EDT)

um
de dum
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 18:50:24 (EDT)

stand back everybody, vic's gonna hit the fan

my dog doesn't have a name
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 18:47:48 (EDT)

During a speech at a Nashville elementary school, he hailed his education record by noting that "the budget for next year boosts funding for elementary and secondary education to $53.1 billion. That's a 26-percent increase since I took office. In other words, we understand that resources need to flow to help solve the problems." A few things were untrue in these remarks. Bush's proposed elementary and secondary education budget for next year is $34.9 billion, not $53.1 billion, according to his own Department of Education. It's his total proposed education budget that is $53.1 billion. More importantly, there is no next-year "boost" in this budget. Elementary and secondary education received $35.8 billion in 2003. Bush's 2004 budget cuts that back nearly a billion dollars, and the overall education spending in his budget is the same as the 2003 level.
we may be criminals, but at least we ain't got shit
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 18:34:31 (EDT)

I sh!t in all of your general directions. Full 360.
Vic is SO full of it
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 18:33:25 (EDT)

If I can't hear "Good Head", I can at least give some
TS
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 18:09:36 (EDT)

Bring it on Hazardous Waste.
TS
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 18:06:20 (EDT)

I'd say Vic's full of sh!t but I know better.
da janiduh
Vict_to_rhea, PU USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 18:02:19 (EDT)

Bring it on, Hazardous Waste.
TS
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 18:02:00 (EDT)

take the sh1t away from the lurkers and pretty soon only the criminals will have sh1t.
doris
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 17:54:52 (EDT)

very very really G@Y
Gary Ley
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 17:50:00 (EDT)

eff those Turbo Negroes...and "outside observer" my @ss is real...VERY VERY REAL
that @sshole Vic
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 17:29:27 (EDT)

I don't know what you Turbo Jugends are yammerin' on about. Why don't you all pay good money to see MY ass cobra?
Hazardous Waste
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 17:25:56 (EDT)

Fuck The World, indeed. I like the Middle East, but they could have picked a larger venue.
TS
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 17:07:37 (EDT)

They'll be back. In the meantime listen to my favorite Polka Haüntas song "Roll Out the Coffin"
Don Knuts
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 17:05:10 (EDT)

dunno, coupla my buds up in boston just called to say TN's a real tough ticket & they've been trying for days.
doris
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 16:43:43 (EDT)

Mightn't I suggest that starting a sentence like that is g@y-@ss. I am personally invested in the well-being of the poo of certain individuals.
doris
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 16:38:03 (EDT)

Looking for Turbonegro tix, too. All ebay and craigslist links are for shows in Detroit and San Franciso. Any suggestions for this latecomer?
TS
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 16:37:35 (EDT)

Mightn't I just point out that the majority of your guestbook over the last 6 days has been devoted primarily to this so-called "Vic's" stool consistency.
Outside Observer
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 16:22:20 (EDT)

well wet my wick, I just sh!t my pants again
Vic
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 16:12:51 (EDT)

Not MY José! Praythee you are high,
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 16:04:39 (EDT)

Mean Joe, sorry to be the one to inform you that certain relatives -- several -- of a certain Jose Theodorable are under investigation for gambling/racketeering and Captain Five Hole's wallet now contains less loonies
doris
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 16:02:12 (EDT)

Don, don't you mean DON KNUTTS?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 15:57:47 (EDT)

Yes Vic. Awful Awful. Dan thanks for the heads up on scalpage. I didn't get tix sooner cause I'm a fucking moron. I'll catch them next time when they open up for the Magnums.
Don
Nuts, USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 15:56:06 (EDT)

if Vic sh!ts in the woods and no one's around...does it really stink dog-awful?
Willy
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 15:45:59 (EDT)

On the turntable right now: Polka Hauntas "I Don't Want Her, You Can Have Her (she's too dead for me)"
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 15:36:35 (EDT)

yeah well you ought to record my @ss blasting the back of the toilet through the wall
Vic
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 15:25:19 (EDT)

Hey Doris, "recørding" is a term we use loosely round these parts.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 15:20:47 (EDT)

hey good luck to elder dex thursday dex
doris
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 15:15:47 (EDT)

Hey Vic, at leat your name isn't FACE.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 15:15:00 (EDT)

In case anyone hasn't noticed Vic has had a sh*tty weak,
The MOST Obvious
Vict_to_rhea, PU USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 15:03:43 (EDT)

recording October 4th.....hmmmmm...does this mean just in time for a nice little Christmas/Hanukkah ditty?
doris
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 14:38:27 (EDT)

Doris, good point...each and every muskle was an individual "little sh!t"
that creepy guy Vic the Comptroller from down the hall
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 14:06:46 (EDT)

Vic Troller, from the splishy sounds it seems them muskels each had their own individual case of the squirts.
doris
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 14:01:51 (EDT)

I'm good to go said his intestines.
Vic S. Quid
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 13:12:07 (EDT)

I SAID SEMI-LIQUIDOUS.
Vic S. Liquid
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 13:09:50 (EDT)

Not exactly MJ®.. the only competition there ever was-was croc the stinker, and in this case.. felt it was only right he have his complete (stolen) collection. And profit from it.
Face <URcurrently@BLow.me>
Neighborhood, Gang USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 12:42:15 (EDT)

No shit.
Viv Liquid
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 12:20:30 (EDT)

Praythee tell MJ that Chong is not 29. Praythee tell MJ that Face did not win the coveted 77777. Praythee tell MJ that Vic Liquid is still such
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 12:16:47 (EDT)

Happy 129th birthday, Chong.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 12:14:37 (EDT)

oh almost forgot: KILL YOUR RADIO (you too Doris; and forget the Yankee my Wankies, worry about them thar Marlins)
Vic You Fuck
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 11:38:14 (EDT)

ROKTOBER 4TH my @ss...yeah that might work out with a jug o' the pink stuff
Vic "been scared and lonely" actual fucking radio lyric
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 11:36:39 (EDT)

For the serious collector.
For Sale
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 11:08:40 (EDT)

There are Turbotix on the boston craigslist, Don. Stay out of the 'casual encounters' section.
dan
Flaming flames of fire, USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 11:08:12 (EDT)

"shot"
Chong
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 10:55:22 (EDT)

By the way I'm 29 today. And having one of the worst "w#rk" days ever. It's really not my fault if nobody shoy and video of hurricane preps last night. Oh Chong,..but it is.... go eff.
Wang Chong.
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 10:54:56 (EDT)

Praythee tell chong what is so wrong with those haircuts? You simply must be having a go with us Lester.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 10:28:17 (EDT)

Doris, good to hear that all went well. Are you a bachelor for the week ? Was also going to ask about croc's mom. Don't know anything. Oh and Lester, get below me.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 10:20:26 (EDT)

"Basically, the style is everything you don't want to happen to your hair today."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 08:44:33 (EDT)

hey what's latest on mama croc, anything?
doris
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 08:14:13 (EDT)

all went ok, thx for kind thoughts. fuckin lahey sucked but now it rules...almost as much as BENNY SIZZLER. i now have haggis jokes in need of a punchline.
doris
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 22:33:42 (EDT)

What in the sam hill happened round here today? I know somebody's hut was polluted, I know that. And that you guys are hot for porn bots but that's about all's I know. Dan which band, Ellison?
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 20:09:21 (EDT)

be seein' you around
Vic's vapor rub
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 18:52:21 (EDT)

just keep it in duh bowl Vic
da janiduh
Vict_to_rhea, PU USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 18:50:34 (EDT)

there's a better chance Vic'll keep his pants dry than gettin' in that show
Vic
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 17:56:50 (EDT)

looks like Turbo-NUGATORY Drug Lord
don't go in there Vic's on the toilet again
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 17:16:27 (EDT)

Italy creates pizza-scented bubble bath
so if christina aguilera takes a bath is that pizza with anchovies?
Meathead <hardy@har.har>
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 16:54:55 (EDT)

I have zero extra tickets. I will look around. Why did you wait so long? Call the M.E. and see whats what. Come see my shitty band play on saturday.
Daniel <dang@ellisonrocks.com>
Providence Train Tunnel explorin' time, USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 16:50:03 (EDT)

'Don't clamp me - I have an extremely sensitive nature'".
Angle Grinder Man <i'm@wacky.guy>
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 16:36:06 (EDT)

anyone read Moe Lester lately?
Vic Funny Pants
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 16:24:35 (EDT)

so Sven, are we sh!t (aka Vic's pants) outta luck?
Vic
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 16:05:57 (EDT)

Sure Sved Svenson gets in.
Ned Svenson
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 14:58:35 (EDT)

btw, the LURKIVES are growing not entirely unlike my distended bowel
Slim Flabonski
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 14:57:24 (EDT)

well sh!t my goddamn trousers Drug-bot! fuckin' Sved Svenson
Vic
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 14:55:22 (EDT)

I'm trying to behave here
Face
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 14:45:32 (EDT)

Hey Vic, keep your liquid in your pants. Turbonegrato is already sold out via Ticketraper. Maybe Turbo Jugend can help us out? Hello Dan "Danny" Daniel?
Don
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 14:44:23 (EDT)

MJ® I didn't think I did, but then again maybe I should ask if you screwed any up yet today?
Face <gender_attrction_confirmation@request.net>
Middletown, RI USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 14:38:27 (EDT)

Hey, I'm overaged and flabby but I do NOT dress like crap.
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 14:23:56 (EDT)

Thailand's culture ministry has issued a list of 18 love songs -- including "Big Flabby Buttocks"
they forgot me <NigelTufnel@mud.flaps>
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 14:11:48 (EDT)

yeah that's right, Joan Rivers=pal=dude
Vic's ps
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 13:21:10 (EDT)

believe me pal, at this rate I'll be skin n' bones by rOctober...
Vic Biscuitz
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 13:20:37 (EDT)

they're
Joan
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 13:16:19 (EDT)

can't name names;but they dress like crap,and the're all getting fat.
Joan Rivers
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 13:15:57 (EDT)

I'm hearing rumors of an over aged punk rock band reuniting (AGAIN!!...ahhk) and releasing a "greatest shits" cd....some time in late October/Early November.......
Joan Rivers
Hollywood, Hell USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 13:14:31 (EDT)

Face, don't you have some webpage designing to git to?
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 12:24:11 (EDT)

Here's to great anesthesia for Natasha.
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 12:23:23 (EDT)

Excellent website. Very informative. Keep up the great work.
Vic_Liquid
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 12:21:55 (EDT)

ring? more like a muffled explosion followed by what can only be described as a mud fight between my @ss and the toilet water
Vic Biscuit
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 11:04:47 (EDT)

Jamie Summers? Wha you live in a barn?
Face
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 10:45:47 (EDT)

Excellent website, very informative. Keep up the excellent work
porn star charlie <dirtyweb@pisem.net>
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 10:19:32 (EDT)

Vic Liquid...it has a nice ring...and you should see the ring it leaves in the bowl
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 10:10:06 (EDT)

all those whose company I may hold in the near future will be glad to know

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