lurkive 05aug-04sep 2003
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"Face" you read a lot like that beady-eyed Lester character.
snotty nosed Vic
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 15:35:21 (EDT)
Vic, wipe your nose you lil snot.
Face
Middletown, RI USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 15:14:36 (EDT)
anyone heard from the dear adorable dollface "BUDDY LEE"?
Vic
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 15:12:20 (EDT)
Coke, meth, booze, acid, vandalism. . . This season's Survivor should be pretty good.
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 15:02:34 (EDT)
"...slut du jour...". funny.
doris
- Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 14:45:49 (EDT)
i installed two-way mirrors in his pad in brentwood. came to the door in a dress. did too, you boys.
doris
- Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 14:41:33 (EDT)
when is a log not a lurk? by the way, Chuck Bronson was so poor as a young boy he took to wearing his sister's hand me down dresses to school...and got 25 cents per ton of coal from diggin'; put that in your piece pipe and sh!t on it
Vic
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 14:27:43 (EDT)
Ooops.
Britney "I look like shit today" Spears
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 14:14:36 (EDT)
I think the larger question here is: when did paintball guns gain approval as an acceptable Amish possession?
TS
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 14:08:13 (EDT)
Face, we'll deal with you again when you resume signing your posts with the face not the "face".
that clown Vic
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 14:05:28 (EDT)
an even more distressing comment on cultural intolerance in this country--what ever happened to boys will be boys? Be careful wannabe Schwarzennegger-eggers!
wr
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 13:52:54 (EDT)
Screw the UN. Who cares about those "chocolate makers" and their "little summit"?
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 13:31:46 (EDT)
I was almost certain you clowns would have had a comment on this story by now. You guys are slipping...
Face
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 13:23:46 (EDT)
I only abuse myself on Fridays and you damn well know it.
Vic in the Box
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 13:15:58 (EDT)
PGIT--you feeling like you're on vaca yet?
wakefield regular
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 11:55:39 (EDT)
This lurk turns 1 month old on friday. Just like mo-lesters girlfriend.
lurk historian
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 11:54:23 (EDT)
You leave Vic alone. He can't defend himself.
Butcher Wing
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 11:43:21 (EDT)
You need to mind you own business, Vic, you self-abusing Jerk-In-The-Box.
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 11:41:56 (EDT)
You suck mo-lester. You remind me of this guy I used to know. He was a fucking asshole. I think his name was ice something.....
Butcher Wing
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 11:35:53 (EDT)
Lester, you need help. Professional help.
Vic
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 11:22:19 (EDT)
I choose to be on vacation a full week before my actual vacation. Watch the tropics--the Bermuda of the north is calling and we don't need no interference from them pesky hurricanes.

wr
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 11:09:56 (EDT)
Fuck you, Wing. Go fuck yourself with an un-lubed jar of scorpions.
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 11:00:46 (EDT)
Wing is pro-choice. And I choose mo-lester to be Killed by killers.
Butcher Wing
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 10:56:47 (EDT)
Florida kills a man who killed a man who kills little men to send a message to killers that killing people who kill people is wrong.
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 10:48:49 (EDT)
Is Mr. T wearing a pentagram in that picture?!?
Lobster
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 10:43:56 (EDT)

Wakefield regular
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 10:23:31 (EDT)
Yes
Yes Man
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 09:51:56 (EDT)
Does that make the perpetrator an Arnold Schwarzennegger-egger?
TS
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 09:42:41 (EDT)
"The black community is in danger, right now. As black men we should be building a nation of strong black leaders, not a nation of super energized, drunk pimps."
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 09:31:14 (EDT)
Screw you guys, we got a new logo AND new uniforms!

Wile E
- Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 09:28:17 (EDT)
Hey we got a new logo too!

Roy Halladay
- Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 09:25:24 (EDT)
I would also like to point out that my beloved (and pitied) Milwaukee Brewers are 12-2 since the logo's mysterious manifestation.


Lester
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 08:20:38 (EDT)

We are able to confirm that the logo is now 10-3. September 25th is official "Logo Bobblehead Doll Day" in all ballparks. The first 10,000 fans through the gate who utter the secret phrase ("Get below me and blow me") get a free Logo Bobblehead.

You may now resume your pennant fever.
Bud Zelig
- Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 08:03:11 (EDT)
Arnie gets egged.
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 07:56:21 (EDT)
Brittney Spears is a political genius.
Lester
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 07:50:11 (EDT)
somethings going on in the big city? How should I know, it's a long ways away.......do tell.
dexter
downheresomewhere, USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 21:37:14 (EDT)
Answer: Who are BENNY SIZZLER!!

Question: Name the best band EVAH.
doris
- Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 19:52:29 (EDT)
off to lounge at the Abbey Lounge you turds
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 17:49:12 (EDT)
Face, show your face!
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 17:33:28 (EDT)
OK whos dislexic HTML is responcible for the mess I see "below me"?
Face
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 16:53:19 (EDT)
9 and 3 in the past 12? could be rabbit...could be...
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 16:40:59 (EDT)
victor, victor is it me?

or is yon logo NINE AND THREE?
doris
- Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 16:20:34 (EDT)

Super Jerk
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 15:53:38 (EDT)
yo Doris, word to the Mars bars...Beantown squeaked out anutha
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 15:48:15 (EDT)
broonz sign felix the cat
doris the dog
- Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 15:47:46 (EDT)

wakefield regular
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 15:46:34 (EDT)
mars is just too dog-damned close. effin up everybody.
doris
- Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 15:01:05 (EDT)
Hey, now wait just a minute! See here, sir! I once got a date in a whorehouse with a fist full of 10s, 5s, and a few 1s I'll have you know! Now good day sir!
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 14:57:20 (EDT)
Your gonna have to, Vic. You couldn't get a date in a whorehouse with a fistful of $20s. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. Even your right hand turns you down.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 14:27:20 (EDT)
Lester, you can actually buy that stuff?! Sweet! Now everyone will think I got laid!
Vic again
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 14:20:21 (EDT)
croc, condelences...hang in there...seems like the COSMIC SH!TSTARTER is at it again...
Vic
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 14:19:53 (EDT)
Jesus, croc. That's tough. Don't know what to say.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 13:55:48 (EDT)
Fuck you, Vic! You're the kind of greasy, fucktard who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 13:54:24 (EDT)
Yo Herb, I still have the Tercel, but I start class tonight so we'll have to figure another time.

Well my fellow lurkers I've had another nasty couple of days. My mom who is in late stages of Altzheimers had a massive stroke this weekend. I just got the call from my sister that it looks like my mom is not going to come out of this. Feeding tube or not they're saying she's probably going to go pretty fast. Sorry to dump it on the whole lurk, but needed to share it with somebody. I tell ya if I ever catch up with this God character, I'm going to kick his/her omnipotent ass into the next creation. I'll check in with y'all later and say a few prayers for my family's sanity.
croc
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 13:54:10 (EDT)
No, I didn't buy any bad oregano....I bought nice baby powder and I wiped it on my sweaty balls.......
chef
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 13:06:59 (EDT)
Looking for Gail, anyone??? Help me out here. An old friend
Deb Beaudry <groopee63@aol.com>
Wormtown, MA USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 12:57:58 (EDT)
Chong=ass munch extrordinaire
Vic d'Mondo
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 12:45:20 (EDT)
Where my peeps be at..
Chong
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 11:35:27 (EDT)
Lester=ass munch
Vic d'Moan
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 11:29:54 (EDT)
What's the matter cheffy, buy some bad oregano on the street?
Drugsy
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 11:22:58 (EDT)
yo croc, still gotcher Tercel? I found a buyer for you. where are you drinking 2nite? around 7:30 perhaps? i'm going to chan's after that, if you're feelin' the blues
Herb Tarlec <wkrp@cincinn.atti>
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 11:07:46 (EDT)
shut the fuck up drugsy and go back to sleep.......
chef
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 10:58:29 (EDT)
Ahh yes, I see all my peeps are comfortably dumb.
Drugsy
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 10:28:49 (EDT)
...and I own 76076....put that in youse pipes and smoke it
chef
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 09:26:56 (EDT)
What's all this talk about marry wanna and no invite for the chef....you all suck
chef
stonerville, DE USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 09:26:19 (EDT)
iwas too busy playing LF and hitting GW homer
Gabe
- Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 09:04:35 (EDT)
I'll be there too!
Enrique Wilson
USA - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 08:55:49 (EDT)
me too!
the bench
- Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 20:56:51 (EDT)
I'll be with Manny
the bar
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 20:35:26 (EDT)
I'll be at the bar.
Manny
- Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 20:26:54 (EDT)
rich people like chris terreri live in warwick neck, gasface killah. i live in warwick bleeeech. combined absurdist forces in a particularly piquant confluence of improbabilities may put me (soakin fuckin wet bus-riding loser, but at least slightly baked) at the the Queen's Lair. who effin knows. may depend on whether Sir Les is working...that'll get the needle *and* the damage done. should we invite that mean joe guy or is he busy re-fretting his Kramer?
doris
- Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 20:10:56 (EDT)
pahhtee like it's 1985!
w.r.
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 20:02:02 (EDT)
i have not yet begun to toke
J.P. Jones
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 19:50:13 (EDT)
Hey Doris-what about drinking some beer? Maybe Dexter needs a trip to the big city tomorrow night? Get away from those damn tourists and dead fish. Bring the little woman.
wakefield regular
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 19:48:24 (EDT)
I own 76,000
Face
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 19:47:36 (EDT)
Damn Doris, Quit flushin' yer toilet so much up on Warwick neck! Don't ya know it flows down? The sirens in South County yesterday were a yearly ritual . It's part of the sendoff for the Johnston navy, as they pull their jetski's outta town, not to be seen till July 4th. Gotta go, I've got gas building up, where's my shovel?
dexter
bakinfield, USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 19:44:21 (EDT)
hole lotta marry-wanna bein' smoked out there in lurkland tonite. hole lot.
doris
- Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 19:21:07 (EDT)
President Bush Ranks Lowest IQ in 50 Years of US Presidents
In a report published Monday, the Lovenstein Institute of Scranton,Pennsylvania, detailed its findings of a four-month study of the intelligence quotient of President George W. Bush. Since 1973, the Lovenstein Institute has published its research to the educational community on each new president, which includes the famous "IQ" report among others. There have been twelve presidents over the past 50 years, from F.D.Roosevelt to G.W. Bush, who were rated based on scholarly achievements,writings that they produced without aid of staff, their ability to speak with clarity, and several other psychological factors, which were then scored using the Swanson/Crain system of intelligence ranking.The study determined the following IQs of each president as accurate to within five percentage points: In IQ order: 182 .. William J. Clinton (D) 175 .. James E. Carter (D) 174 .. John F. Kennedy (D) 155 ... Richard M. Nixon (R) 147 .. Franklin D. Roosevelt (D) 132 .. Harry Truman (D) 126 .. Lyndon B. Johnson (D) 122 .. Dwight D. Eisenhower (R) 121 .. Gerald Ford (R) 105 .. Ronald Reagan (R) 098 ..George Bush (R) 091 .. George W. Bush (R)
No president other than Carter (D) has released his actual IQ, 176.Among comments made concerning the specific testing of President GW Bush, his low ratings are due to his apparently difficult command of the English language in public statements, his limited use of vocabulary (6,500 words for Bush versus an average of 11,000 words for other presidents), his lack of scholarly achievements other than a basic MBA, and an absence of any body of work which could be studied on an intellectual basis. The complete report documents the methods and procedures used to arrive at these ratings,including depth of sentence structure and voice stress confidence analysis. "All the Presidents prior to George W. Bush had a least one book under their belt, and most had written several white papers during their education or early careers. Not so with President Bush," Dr. Lovenstein said. "He has no published works or writings, which made it more difficult to arrive at an assessment. We relied more heavily on transcripts of his unscripted public speaking."
didja say dumbya?
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 19:12:13 (EDT)
what the frick?
Vic
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 19:11:10 (EDT)
76,000 passes like assgas
just lurkin'
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 19:01:21 (EDT)
2:10 p.m. Alcohol withdrawal seizures and abandoned Guinea pigs. The two phenomena aren't all that frequently associated, but this time they combined absurdist forces in a particularly piquant confluence of improbabilities. An ambulance was summoned to Boyd Road to care for the liquor-deprived soul, and there, four to five of the fuzzy nuzzle-lumps were located in tarp-covered carry cages between a concrete wall and some boards. Animal Control came out for the latter life forms. But when Don got there, somebody had been there and collected nearly all the helpless little creatures - just one Ginnigan was left behind.
F.Z. Nuzzle-lump
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 18:12:16 (EDT)
My suicide scrap book keeps filling up before I even finish the day. Entry after entry after entry wound.
Billy Lame
Aim Here, USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 17:58:31 (EDT)
It was me who killed everything in the bay. From projectile vomiting pistachio-nut muffins off the side of my father's Catalina 34 over near Fogland.
Dan
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 17:07:19 (EDT)
.....so now someone's started some yarn about the reason all the pogies died is because they banned pogie boats north of the gap (pru/patience). and the zillions of soft-shell clams died because....they drank the kool-aid?
doris
fishkillville, - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 16:41:00 (EDT)
Chong Lee, see how far you get with this game.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 15:03:16 (EDT)
damn you lester to the very depths of heck
Vic effin' hisself
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 15:03:01 (EDT)
When Dexter digs he gets gas.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 14:31:09 (EDT)
My bikes are hot!
Billy Lame
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 14:24:22 (EDT)
Dexter, WHa' happen yesterday? More sireens than I've heard--even Angus was howling. Luckily spent Sunday on Fishkillville Bay soakin' up the scents, swimmin' in Timmy Timmy Cupcake's parents' pool, and drinkin' wit a clown (or was that Pete Burr?)
wakefield regular
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 14:21:43 (EDT)
One last thing- Yeah, welcome back Vic.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 14:21:24 (EDT)
And another thing-was I half asleep or did I see on the news last night that spectators pelted firefighters with rocks as they tried to battle a mill fire in Springfield because they were angry about being told to stand back?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 14:19:43 (EDT)
Today I received this junk mail entitled: "I was F-U-C-K-E-D and R-A-P-E-D by my pitball!"
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 14:16:26 (EDT)
S'up Vic. Shouldn't you be fucking yourself?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 14:14:44 (EDT)
Didn't Pete's Wicked Ale already try this with their "Strawberry Blonde"?
Pussy beer
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 14:04:20 (EDT)
or a flock of turd-gulls
plop
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 13:19:23 (EDT)
Fuck off, Vic.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 13:04:54 (EDT)
i said "sup"
Vic the turd
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 13:00:23 (EDT)
It's time a real man signed on to this here lurk to tell you all that you're a bunch o' turds.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 12:40:32 (EDT)
Milloy had a rotten yearin 02. Poston is a piece of $hit agent, but I hear that ultimately Poston told him to renegotiate w/the Pats and LM said no. Law is next...
Dan
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 12:09:35 (EDT)
sup
Vic
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 12:09:33 (EDT)
ssup Veeek. patriots released milloy? huh? crazy.
doris
- Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 11:27:43 (EDT)
bling to the the blong
Vic
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 11:18:32 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 09:44:33 (EDT)
Juhl said: "Wine drinkers fell pregnant the quickest."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 09:24:47 (EDT)
Damn. Chong sign here.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 08:13:14 (EDT)
Chong get new job in sign-making biz?


Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 08:12:04 (EDT)

Yeah! That guy give honorable deal on stylus to chong. Only charge 50 cash! He say formosia is shoe factory. I say it taiwan. I hear benny sign deal with polydor? Then Dan has training wheels on bike/motobike. Also hear that Don not drive a blackwood but more likely has a place to park blackwood.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 07:43:54 (EDT)
Doris -- check out Round Again Records on Wickenden St. for all your turntable needle needs.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 07:29:17 (EDT)
Nixon for President
Spots
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 00:16:04 (EDT)
your cell phone: useful tool for society.
you: tool.
doris
- Monday, September 01, 2003 at 21:18:25 (EDT)
I deserve all the shit you can give me, imagine if ol' sparky showed up? The ME van was going to scrape up some rice rocket rider weaving and racing on Rt.1 during beach traffic. Seems he hit an suv while doing 90 mph, and went for a 200 foot unscheduled flight!!
dexter
blowmedown, ri USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 19:59:40 (EDT)
versus completely f*ckin' high
doris
- Monday, September 01, 2003 at 19:37:45 (EDT)
sh!t a dell
doris
- Monday, September 01, 2003 at 19:33:05 (EDT)
AHHHH MUCH BETTER THANKS
Face
USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 18:44:40 (EDT)
HERE'S that second one
shifty little key
USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 18:43:19 (EDT)
holy swiss cheese! look at THIS and spaceshot
USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 18:39:27 (EDT)
"I felt provoked by the fart at 7.30am and it made me terribly angry."
The colleague complained to management who suspended Mr Andervass and later made him redundant. He took legal action and was recently awarded the equivalent of £58,000.
Krister Skoglund, of the Swedish Work Environment Authority, commented: "If a fart is done on purpose when going into somebody's office it is important that management takes the matter seriously."
Assgas
USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 15:38:20 (EDT)
True, Arnold's old man prob'ly did less damage than the old man of the Worst President Ever. Frat boy, National-Guard-duckin' president. Doob-hittin' orgiastic weight-lifter Governor on steroids. Where's the diff. Cannot deny it's a prime example of the rotten apple not falling far from the blighted tree stump. Do you expect Dems to applaud? Are there any people in California who are a wee bit -- just a wee bit -- sensitive to anti-Semites, past and present? Is anyone in Cali afraid of the Texas-ization of America like it's some stupid cowboy flick? Thank Reagan. Thank Perle. Thank Rumfeld. And by all means don't forget to thank Jeb for Florida.
doris
- Monday, September 01, 2003 at 15:31:59 (EDT)
Watch out Croc, Chong got Haiku down and you been slackin' on the Nipsy Russellisms
Poet Lurkeate
USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 14:22:42 (EDT)
enough bullshit propaganda. While I am not convinced that Ahnold is fit to be governor of the state of California, to bring up his father's past is completely uncalled for. His father was out of his life very early on. He has nothing to do with his father. Never did. Leftist propaganda is equally as annoying as right wing propaganda.
Dan
USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 13:13:15 (EDT)
Someones got a girlfriend, someones got a girlfriend.......
Capt Striker
USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 11:42:56 (EDT)
On my way into the speedway last night, I walked by a very clean Duc 750 GT...I think it even had Conti pipes. MA plates, which threw me for a loop. I'm off to pretend I'm Eddie Lawson for a bit.
Damniel
USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 11:34:29 (EDT)
an honest mistake dex. i actually thought "Dig Safe" meant not picking your nose with a screwdriver.
doris
- Monday, September 01, 2003 at 09:38:41 (EDT)
"Psychopathic, Psychopathic, Psychopathic Digger"
shovelhead nation
deadpunkville, RI USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 08:41:39 (EDT)
.
WTF?
Middletown, RI USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 08:36:54 (EDT)
.
Better yet..
USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 08:36:13 (EDT)
yo doris! http://dpxml.webcrawler.com/_1_FYFTRC027KU1P8__info.wbcrwl/dog/results?otmpl=dog/webresults.htm&qcat=web&qkw=TURNTABLE+NEEDLES+AND+CARTRIGES&userip=68.1.176.2&partner=webcrawler&qk=20&top=1&start=&ver=32154
Face
Middletown, RI USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 08:35:42 (EDT)
Goodbye Death Wish, you will be missed. Chong write haiku.
Deathwish is gone

Dirty Harry was better

But you were good in the great escape.


Chong
USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 03:45:46 (EDT)
Life. It's a gas. As long as you. Shovel with head up ass?
doris
- Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 22:11:04 (EDT)
CROC's USED CAR LOT
I'll mention my Tercel is for sale for a mere $500 once again before I head out into the dangerous environs of downcity (someone got murdered outside the Keg Room last night).
croc
USA - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 21:17:16 (EDT)
ME van passing house- not so good news, ME van NOT passing house- mucho not so good news
Capt Obvious
USA - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 21:11:29 (EDT)
here's a couple bandwidth munchers for you.


and here's yer mendacity index for easy reference.
croc
USA - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 21:07:58 (EDT)
whats it mean when the medical examiner's van passes you on route 1A ? Something wild going on here today, traffic and sirens everywhere!
dexter
bakefield, USA - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 20:41:02 (EDT)
Yeah, I'm a dumb ass, but look who's living in Dull-uh-where? For once, my cell phone became a useful tool for society!!
dexter
burnin' down yer house, USA - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 20:38:17 (EDT)
Damn Dexter, yer lucky you didn't sparky that hosy. Coulda been a wicked case of Oz-Scarecrow after the flying monkeys got to him. As the Tin Man said "That's you all over the place."

Any lurkers interested in a Toyota Tercel 5-speed with 105K miles, sticker good till February, and brandy new muffler? $500 buys it for anybody who says the lurk sent me.
I'm getting the Hyundai that my aunt who just passed owned. Free wheels with AC, just over 20K miles, and purple to boot. The Tercel runs great, but I'm looking for the quick unload to pay for school books and new insurance.
croc
currently on the escapee list from the gulag, USA - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 20:25:12 (EDT)
ancient yet revered technics sl-bd20 seeks new needle. help!
doris
fishkillville, - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 18:37:24 (EDT)
BK gives watery bowels.
doris
- Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 16:52:51 (EDT)
To hell with Pedro, to paraphrase Stryper. The bleachers are full of people wearing t shirts that boldly state Derek Jeter's perceived sexual orientation. Only in Boston. I was gonna wear my Bill Lee jersey.
Dan Danny Daniel <dang@ellisonrocks.com>
EAST SIIIIIIIIIDE , USA - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 14:15:48 (EDT)
As for yesterday's game, I blame Dan "Danny" Daniel.
Don
USA - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 10:32:21 (EDT)
'Cause I'm Chong like that.
Don
My Homestead, USA - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 10:30:43 (EDT)
I hear Don drives a blackwood.
Chong
USA - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 07:28:40 (EDT)
dumbass dexter!!
chef
USA - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 07:01:44 (EDT)
i did not know that dex. did you tell 5-0 to "move along, nothing to see here, i just wicked fotted?"
doris
- Saturday, August 30, 2003 at 22:28:37 (EDT)
Hey Boris, they let me free, been strapped to an automatic weed puller as a form of penance. Seems I should have called dig safe, last Wed. I plunged a shovel through a gas main feeding into a newly restored 275 year old house , in Wickford!! Police, fire , and NE gas co., were real pleased!! Luckily all's well that ends well. I know more about the subject than I care to. Did you know there is 35 lbs. of pressure in a gas main?
dexter
bakefield, ri USA - Saturday, August 30, 2003 at 21:48:53 (EDT)
dogdanged gramcheck
doris
- Saturday, August 30, 2003 at 19:38:59 (EDT)
sorry 'bout yr watering hole crocski. sucks worse when a place goes from a source of consolation to consternation instead of just something you don't give a crap about.

vic you posted your absence i believe and no i was not convicted (technically) of that stalking charge. regardless doris burned a candle every day for your safe return so benny wouldn've have to go find another drummer. or, failing that, a musician.
doris
fishkillville, - Saturday, August 30, 2003 at 19:36:35 (EDT)
Case ya ain't heard my fave watering hole has been bought up a prov long-piggy detective. Needless to say us reprobates ain't invited to the impending grand (re)opening. Current estimate is Tuesday as final gig for Lorraine's. Quiche will never be the same (sigh). Well I'm on a weekend pass from the gulag, so I'm out to consume mass quantities (guess where). lurk on ya bastages. I'm out{{{{}}}}~~~~~~~
croc
USA - Saturday, August 30, 2003 at 16:49:23 (EDT)
Drug and/or BJ, drop lines let Vic know how ye'd doin'
slick Vic
USA - Saturday, August 30, 2003 at 15:23:50 (EDT)
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH YE SALTY DOGS! er, yeah...Vic's back...how did Doris know? HOW?! off to the witches of Salem...rock on, lurk...rock on...
Vic <Q>
USA - Saturday, August 30, 2003 at 13:31:24 (EDT)
last for today: welcome back Vic ya salty dog ya ... all's fine @ The Fens. the logo fears no cubans.
boris
- Saturday, August 30, 2003 at 09:09:57 (EDT)
Congratulations to my PawBucket Red Sox for winning IL North. Note to Boston: leaving me some good players for the playoffs does NOT mean Lou Merloni.
Men Bondor
Thee Bucket, - Saturday, August 30, 2003 at 09:06:24 (EDT)
Dear Pedro,


Regards,
boris
ukrainus, - Saturday, August 30, 2003 at 07:16:44 (EDT)
worst president ever. loosing ecology's berzerker foes in form of timber and energy co's. let's relax pollution control. let's prevent forest fires by removing trees. no trees, no fires. wow. i woulda nevah thoughta that. fishkillville spends millions to join the 19th century and build sewers throughout the "city" then doesn't mandate that homeowners use them because it'd cost too much political capital. homeowners, being among the cheapest most short-sighted bastages on the good Lord's earth, opt to retain their septic tanks. greenwich bay dies. no punks to be found there ever (and how the eff can you build a new hockey rink since if you can't handle water then ice is out of the question?).

how far behind fishkillville is caracas with the global policeman showing everyone how to do it. worst president ever.
doris
- Friday, August 29, 2003 at 19:23:19 (EDT)
That's it? That's the best you could come up with?!?!
TS
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 19:13:59 (EDT)
how to manual for those of us lacking personality
wr
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 19:03:34 (EDT)
Punk's not dead
wakefield regular
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 18:57:34 (EDT)
you are not and the proof lies in the fact that you can poach sockeye salmon in your dishwasher. regular cycle, start at final rinse and let it dry. fuckin' chelo's got SQUAT on that shit.
doris
- Friday, August 29, 2003 at 17:52:35 (EDT)
Toxic, you're so inert I forgot to laugh
Haz W.
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 17:22:56 (EDT)
because they're from the town called WHAT??!!!???!!
doris
- Friday, August 29, 2003 at 16:22:33 (EDT)
I'll tell you why my wood is brown.
Don
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 16:14:03 (EDT)
You wanna play hardballs eh, Don? We are giving the spanky the dog accout to evil rival brownwood ass-ociates. Sure they cost more, but at least they aren't font fiddling freaks.
Chong
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 15:49:37 (EDT)
Alright, you fuckers. Sox will be one and a half games back the next time you hear from me.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 15:31:32 (EDT)
stretching for joke involving words "camel toes" and "comatose" but ....
doris
- Friday, August 29, 2003 at 14:20:53 (EDT)
I kissed YOUR mother with this alias
TS
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 14:08:23 (EDT)
This story loses credibility once you get to the victim's name.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 13:54:35 (EDT)
"Toxic Shock" ain't got nothin' on me neither.
Painful Vaginal Itch
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 12:43:48 (EDT)
"Toxic Shock" got nuthin' on me. What a stupid lurk name.
Hazardous Waste
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 12:24:53 (EDT)
Hows that make you feel eh Chong Lee? Your woman pays me to fiddle with her fonts.
Don
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 11:51:49 (EDT)
Maybe I step over the line.....
Chong
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 11:07:10 (EDT)
Maybe Don looking at wrong end? Smooth but with hidden hole?
Chong
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 10:58:09 (EDT)
Sex is dirty. And sex is wrong. If dog wanted me to get some off of my cock sock then dog wouldn't have given her a smooth plate. Like Barbie, MJ® got no hair, got no hole.
Don
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 10:54:28 (EDT)
Ummmmmmm.....
Butcher Wing
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 10:39:04 (EDT)
Good point. There ain't a skanky enough long pig alive that would stoop low enough to date Don.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 09:57:17 (EDT)
Hey Don! Change this font right here....
Chong
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 09:56:11 (EDT)
Fuck you Lester! I've never had sex in my life.
Don
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 09:47:09 (EDT)
Someone wrote an article about Don, too. Only the names have been changed to protect Don.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 09:27:15 (EDT)
This makes me dizzy.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 08:46:22 (EDT)
Who's drinking tonight? Not as flowery as most posts but just a question.
Wang Chung
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 08:42:38 (EDT)
Yeah! Cuz no-one else will!!
Face
Middletown, RI USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 08:13:21 (EDT)

God Bless America
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 08:10:12 (EDT)
"Not because he's Chicano, but because he's a can."
doris
- Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 20:25:22 (EDT)
FEAR THE LOGO
doris
- Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 20:22:10 (EDT)
MJ® has finally made the Onion. Only the names have been changed to protect MJ®. http://www.theonion.com/current_news2.html
Don
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 18:48:35 (EDT)
boy that get tuff policy has them koreans shaking in their boots.
crocski
Stepford Gulag, Behind the Rusty Meat Curtain - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 18:10:19 (EDT)
Friar? I thought I was just baked till I was crisp around the edges
crocski
Stepford Gulag, Behind the Rusty Meat Curtain - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 18:07:19 (EDT)
How much to get on that Carnie ride? Beats the hell outa climbing some dumb rope.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 16:43:24 (EDT)
just tell dexter when he gets paroled i want my glass pipe back.
doris
- Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 16:39:20 (EDT)
Is this a joke? Sadly, I think not
almost asleep
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 16:38:29 (EDT)
TRULY THE 'ALL-YOUR-BASE' OF 2003!!
Danny Boy
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 16:35:20 (EDT)
Carnies and indecent liberties a match made in heaven
wr
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 16:29:59 (EDT)
Art-hetero site of the day: www.virusfonts.com
Donzig
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 16:19:40 (EDT)
Friar Croc?
doris
- Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 16:12:57 (EDT)
Well, all uncircumsized meat.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 16:12:42 (EDT)
all meat?
wr
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 16:02:46 (EDT)
I've been wrestling with new school shiz, thus extra lurkability today. Look out PC there's a new BMOC coming yer way. Vikings won the NFC just a couple of years ago, and no they never have one the big one yet (of course as a hopelessly dedicated fan, I know THIS is the year).

Q- what does a blackout in NYC and a blackout in London add up to?
A- don't know, but get out yer domino counters.
crocski
Stepford Gulag, Behind the Rusty Meat Curtain - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 15:50:54 (EDT)
ya oita, but ja ain't gotz an iota
crocski
Stepford Mortgage, Behind the Rusty Meat Curtain - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 15:44:31 (EDT)
one of these days i oita
dammit
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 15:37:10 (EDT)

wr
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 15:36:39 (EDT)
today i got whacked $75 for 20 whole minutes of tech support. then $25 for every five minutes after that. because THEY wrote shit software.
doris
- Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 15:32:06 (EDT)
He told his parents, but they didn't initially believe him. Earlier this month, they saw the strange occurrence and took their son to Burdwan hospital, where doctors too were stunned to see the rare case.
Nothing to see here <flies@out.penis.org>
Crotch, USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 15:31:20 (EDT)

trogdor
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 15:29:34 (EDT)
Thank dog I don't have to call on my lord and master the QOC to bring her Defecaturs to burninate your countryside, thatched roof cottages, and peasants. Disaster has been averted--all is well again in the hamlet of Wakefield
not very awake today
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 15:23:04 (EDT)
six-figure reward, valuation 25-50 million pounds, scotland booted from EU nambla... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/3187561.stm
doris
- Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 15:00:40 (EDT)
A little encouragement for those of you starting to feel the slight tug of desperation.
TS
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 14:57:33 (EDT)
??? Incompetent=priceless?
wakefield regular
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 14:12:06 (EDT)
how many playoff games have the vikings won in the past, oh, decade or so?
doris
- Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 14:10:24 (EDT)
does this qualify as meat?
doris
- Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 14:09:38 (EDT)
Saturday's line-up should be Pedro vs. Pettitte -- You lucky bastard.
Lester
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 13:52:37 (EDT)
tied for wild card, now there's a position you can be confident in

Q- where do you get a Fenway Frank in October?
A- nowhere
crocski
Stepford Gulag , Behind the Rusty Meat Curtain - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 13:39:05 (EDT)
I'll be in da bleachers saturday. What's the pitching matchup going to be?
Daniel
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 12:29:05 (EDT)
Oh, and the sox are tied for the wild card spot you pant load.
Drug-z
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 12:26:21 (EDT)
It took two-to-three hunded years to eliminate the native peoples of North America. I expect it will be about the same time frame to colonize the Middle East. If "we're" lucky.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 12:24:01 (EDT)
Bremer told The Washington Post on Tuesday that it would take years and "several tens of billions" of dollars from outside Iraq to get the country functioning again. Bush said Tuesday it would take a "substantial commitment of time and resources," but he offered no figures.
ALMOST GLAD I'M BROKE
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 12:13:19 (EDT)
"The amount of money [earned by Halliburton] is quite staggering, far more than we were originally led to believe," Waxman said. "This is clearly a trend under this administration, and it concerns me because often the privatization of government services ends up costing the taxpayers more money rather than less."
"At the end of the day, neither these companies nor their employees are bound by military justice, and it is up to them whether to show up or not," Singer said. "The result is that there have been delays in setting up showers for soldiers, getting them cooked meals and so on."
Magic Meat (Tricky Dick's sidekick)
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 12:05:06 (EDT)
when it comes to sox I've heard a stitch in time saves nine. that said, how many games out are they?.... nuff said there.

and here's yer tax dollars hard at w**k making the world safe for Haliburton's financial report.
crocski
Stepford Gulag, Behind the Rusty Meat Curtain - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 10:37:53 (EDT)
first of all, y'all can get below me and affix yer lips to my nether regions.
crocski
Stepford Gulag, Behind the Rusty Meat Curtain - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 10:34:47 (EDT)
Why do I hear footsteps?
Torre Anus
- Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 09:05:32 (EDT)
effing. wow.
doris
- Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 09:03:55 (EDT)
Nope. Jim sold is share of the business to Ralph. Jim's now dating Ashley Von Hurter, which is odd. Saw them last night in fact.
Lester
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 08:38:36 (EDT)
exxxxxxcellent, thx. hi to the jack. saw jim hunt in DD couple weeks back...he's not doing acme no more is he?
doris
- Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 08:07:50 (EDT)
No plays doris, just films. Good one's, too. PictureStart was started by JackWash, his fiance Sara, and Ralph from Acme Video about five years ago, and they pick the all the films themselves.
Lester
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 08:06:08 (EDT)
nice sir les ... had never heard of that org before ... they don't do plays do they...in additional to film?
doris
- Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 07:46:36 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 07:37:04 (EDT)
You wanna see a real ahhts booster? Look at the list of PictureStart sponsors.
Lester Magnum
USA - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 07:22:05 (EDT)
The logo is BACK!
Mr. Brown
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 22:40:08 (EDT)
Anyone see them Monster Garage episodes stacked back to back jist this last mondee?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 21:11:49 (EDT)
I miss not having croc to push around.
Tricky Dick
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 19:10:21 (EDT)
???

so Wake Up which part of "priceless" confused you?
doris
fishkillville, - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 18:54:09 (EDT)
Whaddya mean I'm "not altogether competent"?!?
Leonardo da Caprio
- Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 18:05:05 (EDT)
...and no doubt nicked by Euro-NAMBLA. Mmmmm boys
Drugsy
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 17:54:33 (EDT)
"There's no doubt the (Scottish) picture was initiated by Leonardo but it was almost certainly finished off by a not altogether competent assistant in the studio," he told Sky Television News.
Wake up
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 16:57:02 (EDT)
yeah what he said, be an ahhts booster.
doris
- Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 16:55:23 (EDT)
http://www.itv.com/news/908145.html
wr
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 16:36:56 (EDT)
Patronize the ahhts ya cretins. Play bingo later
Wakefield regular
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 16:34:38 (EDT)
FEAR the logo.
undesiriboris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 16:00:44 (EDT)
Amish firemen?
TS
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 14:35:23 (EDT)
Just down the road...
TS
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 14:26:54 (EDT)
Is that anywhere near Intercourse, PA?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 14:24:18 (EDT)
And if any of you fellas fancy a visit to Amish country, this is the perfect place to stay.
TS
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 14:10:58 (EDT)
don't forget about my book of assholes

feelin' Kurt
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 13:14:10 (EDT)
Chong, is it possible to have your cookout, place yourself on the spit (skewered in all the right places of course) turn frequently so as not to burn, add spicey hot sauce, and then eat yourself dead?
Don Do It
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 12:40:58 (EDT)
are Amish cunts and bearded clams the same species?
Meathead <shoveitup@butter.churn>
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 12:20:36 (EDT)
Don can't come either because he talk to Dan. Dan is ass cobra. @MJ has to cook all steaks. Croc has to wear grass skirt. Cheffy watch @MJ cook. Lester not allowed to drink. Jerzy stay in Jerzy. Dave the fag wait in car. Vic is ok in my book. Of course my book is all about assholes who are not allowed at cookout. Plectrum make sure everyone is on guestlist. Daniel all time QB cause lester want all time wide reciever. Or is it tight-end? I forget.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 11:01:07 (EDT)
Cap'n Fats Rules!
Tron II
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 10:55:45 (EDT)
I didn't know Chelsea had any stars to be hard on.
Tron Sexual
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 10:51:59 (EDT)
Yes Don. I've got tix. In other news, the Haymakers are playing their final show this satyrday. Interesting. Chong I'll crash your BBQ and bring some pan-asian cuisine. hope you like spring rolls.
Daniel Deathpunk
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 10:36:17 (EDT)
Who is up for some whiffle-ball and grilling out? Not this weekend but next or the one after that or whatever. Dan is not invited.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 10:21:32 (EDT)
"Fired Rochester police officer Clint Jackson, 24, convicted of fondling eight women during traffic stops, said he was filing a lawsuit against the police department for inadequate training" (July). [Rochester Democrat and Chronicle, 7-3-03]
Bad boys
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 10:12:57 (EDT)
quite the HEADline sir les. quite the hat-trick for sheringham eh tron?
doris
- Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 09:52:18 (EDT)
The Devil Speaks: "How I got shafted down in Georgia"
Lester
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 09:09:07 (EDT)

Lobster
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 08:59:37 (EDT)
This headline might explain why Doris is such a big "futbol" fan.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 08:30:11 (EDT)
Saw segment on "Tron 2" last night. It involves fast motorcycles (light bikes? somethin' like that? dunno...) and Rebecca what's-her-tits. How can Tron from Johnston not be in that film. I axe you. Is Tron's agent still Al Sharpton? Get him on the line....
doris
- Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 07:58:54 (EDT)
knew someone would knock the logo. the logo is 5-1. you're just picking on the logo because it's Dominican. "BS" in this case *should* mean "Bench Sauerbeck" or "Bullpen Suckage".

Fear the logo.

FEAR the logo.
doris
- Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 07:54:14 (EDT)
The logo sucks.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 07:19:58 (EDT)
Pres. Turbojugend. Got tix for the 17th?
Don
Leaving Las Blobas, USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 23:58:09 (EDT)
Don't mess with us.
The Amish
Lancaster, PA USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 21:22:21 (EDT)
Anyone planning to go to the Demolition derby on Sunday night @ Seekonk Speedway? I will be celebrating my homelessness in style, drunk as a skunk.
Daniel
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 16:38:51 (EDT)
The movie "Gator" is great. But I thought Burt Reynolds directed it.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 15:35:02 (EDT)
strummer's final rekkid (w/ mescaleroes) out mid-october. site's kinda slow today, prob'ly getting hammered.
doris
- Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 14:54:45 (EDT)
anyone gonna see the new movie about Gator? Helen Strickler, the director, went to RISD, i used to server her coffee when i worked at coffee exchange, back in the fookin day...
providunce
seattle, USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 14:33:18 (EDT)
"Looks like I picked the wrong week the quit sniffing glue!"
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 13:44:37 (EDT)
Chong lets get this wiffleball bbq action planned.
Dan
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 13:22:15 (EDT)
Snack or scat?
Yummy
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 12:56:57 (EDT)
No
it's not
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 12:42:28 (EDT)
is this thing on?
lurk mic check
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 11:43:50 (EDT)
Amish drug dealers.
TS
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 09:59:18 (EDT)
2am. No cars on american highway.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 09:51:13 (EDT)
"Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
Capt. Oveur
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 08:44:09 (EDT)
chong, hope it's at least way before rush hour. it'd SUCK otherwise.
doris
- Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 08:42:52 (EDT)
"Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."
Rex Kramer
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 08:35:08 (EDT)
#75,001!
Capt Striker
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 08:31:01 (EDT)
#75,000!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 08:14:11 (EDT)
I have to drive to newton every morning. Not all it's cracked up to be.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 08:08:16 (EDT)
lobel sure, but this complete asshole makes me wanna drive to newton and sight in my scope.
doris
- Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 07:58:15 (EDT)
MJ's EN FUEGO!!
doris
- Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 07:28:56 (EDT)
Im Looking for Blk male, caring, sensitive, romantic, and must love to cuddle, also wants to be spoiled by a good woman in any way possible, I am a very sensitive caring woman, and I am not about no games or drama....
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 01:33:14 (EDT)
I had a skirt like that. it was like looking at two kittens fighting under a pillow case.
Two Kittens
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 01:28:09 (EDT)
Hmm. Japanese fashion, take TWO.
TS
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 22:23:14 (EDT)
Hmm. Japanese Fashion, take TWO.
TS <http://www.imagesquirrel.com/030201/standard_view.asp?portfolio_id=515&pointer=8>
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 22:21:57 (EDT)
Amish have bars?
doris
Cropperville, - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 18:31:23 (EDT)
And two scoops of Dildo Bran for all my friends!
MJ®
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 18:28:45 (EDT)
Why... I taught that asshole Hendrix to play his first bar chord fer Dogsakes. Dirty little Amish cunt...
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 18:24:08 (EDT)
Mean Joe was robbed, I tell youse....effin' ROBBED!!!!
doris
- Monday, August 25, 2003 at 18:07:26 (EDT)
Mean Joe was robbed, I tell youse....effin' ROBBED!!!!
doris
- Monday, August 25, 2003 at 18:07:26 (EDT)
Two women made the list: Joni Mitchell at No. 72 and Joan Jett at No. 87.
lets go kick their asses, MJ, they fergot us <Nigel@Tufnel.shred>
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 18:06:25 (EDT)
so it didn't line up, but you get the idea...?
consterned citizen
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 17:59:42 (EDT)

just a thought
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 17:57:24 (EDT)
>img src="http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/ads/ad013.jpg">
just a thought
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 17:56:29 (EDT)
How could I resist?
wr
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 17:00:24 (EDT)
...es co barrrrrr....
PGIT
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 16:42:10 (EDT)
What about Escobar?
Wakefield regular
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 16:27:55 (EDT)

wr
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 16:26:52 (EDT)
Soy Sauce
TS
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 16:20:16 (EDT)
hi there We quite liked the site . coming from cyber casino . cheers
bet casino <strafan-id388292_@yahoo.com>
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 16:20:02 (EDT)

wr
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 16:16:43 (EDT)

wakefield regular
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 16:15:34 (EDT)
mmmmmmmm.........arroyo
PGIT
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 16:12:21 (EDT)
Japanese fashion.
TS
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 16:04:51 (EDT)
Suh-weet ride Dan. Here's me on my new wheels. 1994 Benny's Special. Dig the Brown and Yellow team colors on my plane.

Don Town, USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 15:53:00 (EDT)
Toxic Teddies.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 15:27:40 (EDT)
oakland should blow us.
doris
- Monday, August 25, 2003 at 15:15:43 (EDT)
David Ortiz is dog.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 14:58:54 (EDT)
FEAR the logo
doris
- Monday, August 25, 2003 at 14:51:58 (EDT)
Vic's home town.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 14:05:06 (EDT)
A booze glass for Chong!
Lester
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 14:03:41 (EDT)
Mullet wigs for Don!
Lester
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 14:02:13 (EDT)
Meat shakes for MJ!
Lester
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 14:00:51 (EDT)
He was returning from promoting his new film, The Man Who Sued God, when he realised he had a problem with his zip
Dog's lawyer
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 12:09:32 (EDT)

Dan
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 12:07:41 (EDT)
I started doing up the zipper on my trousers but it was one of those big chunky ones and was proving quite difficult. "Then the unimaginable happened and I got my privates stuck in my zip. It was absolute agony but, however tempted you may be, you just can't ask the air stewardess for help. That would have been too embarrassing.
zipperhead <please help@my shlong.hurts>
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 12:06:29 (EDT)
Didn't I see this couple at the Decatur on Friday?
TS
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 11:38:02 (EDT)
Hey Dan what year 900ss are we talking? Gimme some eyecandy would ya.
Don
Landfill, USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 11:07:50 (EDT)
Saturday an even slower night for bingo in Wakefield
wakefield regular
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 10:10:46 (EDT)

Bob Lobel
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 09:33:49 (EDT)
Youse got sumptin' ta say ta me? Say it ta my face!
Bob Lobel
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 09:33:33 (EDT)
Lobel is a capital FUCKTARD fucktard. Used car dealer kissasswipe. Herbert R. Tarlek with a frying pan tan.
Done
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 09:22:39 (EDT)
After that last Baltimore series I can't say I blame the man.
Don Minican
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 09:18:06 (EDT)
Also doris, the story was jumped on and widely reported by Bob Lobel, who has been notoriously wrong in the past. Lobel also has a history of tearing apart athletes that won't let him pal around with them.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 09:11:43 (EDT)
Lesters chick.
Chong
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 09:05:49 (EDT)
Saw Lester at bar with new girlfriend.....
Chong
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 09:03:16 (EDT)
dunno sir les. when i was living in back bay (around 2000), couldn't BELIEVE the level of complete shrill idiocy on WEEI. after moving back here it seemed the Score was a better -- except for Gresh, who seems, more and more, an ass-clown only interested in (and interesting about) stupid football. between shaughnessy (globe) and 'EEI, i wouldn't wanna put up with that. then again, for $17 million ... ; )
doris
- Monday, August 25, 2003 at 08:58:53 (EDT)
And this is the perfect woman for MJ
Lester
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 08:53:46 (EDT)
Scrath that. This is the perfect girl for Chong.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 08:52:20 (EDT)
Too bad there's a Mrs. Chong, because Chong Lee sounds perefect for this girl.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 08:49:39 (EDT)
Neat Japanese shadow skit, similar to the ping-pong video.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 08:46:30 (EDT)
A recent article about Pedro.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 08:31:11 (EDT)
There are stranger forces at work than just the logo.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 08:23:49 (EDT)
As a direct descendant of Ray Collins, I was wondering whether Don from Johnston has any opinion about the latest in a series of hissy fits thrown by Pedro Martinez. Basically "After I collect my $17 mill next year, I'm SOOO outta here."
Joe Garage-iola
- Monday, August 25, 2003 at 08:03:43 (EDT)
Also, the logo is now 4-0.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 07:21:25 (EDT)
I made a rare stop into the Decatur myself Saturday night. Very slow; no trucker hats. But then again, it wasn't busy.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 07:19:46 (EDT)
Sorry Dan. We should have a cookout. Food and whiffleball. Also I will buy a sixer of bud light for the "party people"
Chong
USA - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 06:37:15 (EDT)
banned for security porpoises.
doris
spoorwick, ri - Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 22:08:43 (EDT)
Does Boris or Natashas Dad show up on any web sites?
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 21:31:09 (EDT)
a hunk of moldy cheese, a broken bottle of mad dog 20/20 and thou...
dirty fvcker
USA - Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 20:58:13 (EDT)
I definitely saw 2 trucker caps and a 4 foot tall girl at the Decanter of Doom last night
PGIT
USA - Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 18:50:34 (EDT)
"The brief entry in one of millions of documents stored at the Austrian State Archives shows that Gustav Schwarzenegger, the late father of the film star now running for governor of California, was a volunteer member of the Sturmabteilung, or SA — the notorious Nazi storm troopers also known as brownshirts."
doris
- Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 14:49:03 (EDT)
the logo remains undefeated!
doris
- Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 13:14:52 (EDT)
chong forget to discuss cookout. scene points deducted and given to 8 foot guy.
Dan
USA - Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 10:36:30 (EDT)
Chong go on binge last night. Somehoe able to get up for work. Still a little woozy and spinning. Decateur not nearly as entertaining as it should have been. no trucker hats, no parliments and the only 10 ft tall guy was some basketball player. Next sto was lilly marlaines (sp?). dan there totally macking on the ladies and talking about 1984 two stroke duccati. On the way to work actually saw a remote controll spitfire that took up the entire bed of a f-150. gave the driver the " thubs up" and he gave chong a look that seem to say "what the fuck is wrong with you?" AND when i was at the pickens i saw the guy with the outhouse trike. I feel that sunday c ant top saturday sio when I get out of work i pan on sleeping till monday. Oh, and before I forget, fuck off lester.
chong lee
USA - Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 07:31:29 (EDT)
I'll lock up the outhouse doors, but they will be opened for you someday Cheffy. I can't believe they wouldn't give you 3 weeks to move your whole freakin' life, losers!
dexter
bakefield, USA - Saturday, August 23, 2003 at 22:11:39 (EDT)
Dude, the rumble scene in Thrashin' is fucking sick. All chains and shit going at it crusing on their tracker trucks. Not as good as Class of 1984 though.
Diablow Don
USA - Saturday, August 23, 2003 at 21:43:25 (EDT)
Some idiot is going to be sitting inside today at some bullshit matinee at a movie theater on a day like today?!! What, you goin' to see the movie 'Thrashin'? or something.
Lurk Couselor
USA - Saturday, August 23, 2003 at 14:35:46 (EDT)
Chong going to jane pickens today. Don't know why. Not a kung-fu flick.
Chong
USA - Saturday, August 23, 2003 at 07:35:33 (EDT)
y i otta..
Face
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 21:52:37 (EDT)
and there ot goes it broke up and went around us..
Face
RI USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 21:46:34 (EDT)
MMMmm Hmmmm and I'm sure she mentioned that I don't like it, but let me tell you this: she rox in the kitchen so I eat half a piece every time she makes it just to make sure.
Face
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 21:42:44 (EDT)
Sad news about Wesley Willis. Chef, when you gonna open the airport dinner fer dogsakes?!
MJ®
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 21:07:56 (EDT)
Holy SHIT Face. That is some storm. Shut your computer down fer dogsakes. Hey your woman makes a damn good eggplant parmasian and peanut butter cup cookie thingys. DAMN! We been livin' on that shit for three days!
MJ®
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 21:04:08 (EDT)
here it comes..
Face
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 20:56:08 (EDT)
fare thee well cruel loik...fare thee well...
you won't have VIC to KICK around anymore
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 16:48:46 (EDT)

Tron's ex, Euell
- Friday, August 22, 2003 at 16:27:57 (EDT)
MJ, hittin' the high rollers tomorrow afternoon...out VINYUD way i says
Victor Victoria
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 16:05:37 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 15:37:30 (EDT)
Oh Man, ain't that a kick in the nuts! Poor WW. Hey MJ did you see the special on the history channel the other night about the development of fighters and bombers in WWII? It started with the development of the civilain DC-3, later the C-47, then talked about the mile long assembly line Ford put together for B-24's etc and discussed the evolution of fighters from the P-40 all the way to P-51 and the Me-262 jet...I was like snoopy and his sopwith camel watching that.
Daniel
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 15:37:03 (EDT)
OH FUCK!!! RIP - Wesley fuckin' Willis. Rock over London, rock on Chicago.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 15:29:07 (EDT)

Tron's Vest
- Friday, August 22, 2003 at 14:58:58 (EDT)
THIS manifestation of Mini Kiss looks far more promising than the one coming to town.
Toxic Shock
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 14:45:29 (EDT)
That sucks, chef... I'm sure something else will come up though.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 14:24:49 (EDT)
I didn't get the Providence job.....guess I'm still stuck here.....but still looking North.........kick it.
chef
pissedoffville, de USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 13:47:44 (EDT)
And another thing. Vic, ain't you 'sposed to be out to sea? And another thing, shore is nice and quiet without that wormy crocski 'round.
MJ®
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 13:15:38 (EDT)
Mini Kiss makes Benny Sizzler look like ants. Chong, oh I got Discovery Wings allright. Are you high? That channel's been keeping The 308 front room warm for 10 years.
MJ®
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 13:12:06 (EDT)
mini kiss this
Vic
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 12:28:24 (EDT)
Duh. The kid is kareoke roadie for the vertically challanged/musically challenged KISS tour.
Tronald Reagan
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 12:18:33 (EDT)
BTW- nice BS
yeah, me
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 12:13:51 (EDT)
At 15 cents a pop I'l take a case of them drops.

Patchy success, updated windblows, updated anti-bacterial, dewormed, deleted, detemped, decleaned, defragged, deloused, and debauched.... result: delovely
decrocski
Stepford Gulag, Bhind the Rusty Meat Curtain - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 12:13:18 (EDT)
Whatever happen to "the kid"? Somebody kidnapp him or something. Maybe he cant take good nature ribbing?
Chong
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 12:04:06 (EDT)

Lobster
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 11:51:53 (EDT)
Yeah, and midgets wonder why normal people like to toss them around so much.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 11:41:09 (EDT)
At least we faked it with real instruments
Milli Vanilli
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 11:35:58 (EDT)
Due to the impending foul weather and general all-around disappointment, Lester will not be attending this evening's lip-sync-athon. He will instead practice with his Milli-Vanilli cover "band". Thank you.
Lester's agent
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 11:29:44 (EDT)
@MJ, if you dont have the discovery wings channel you are missing out. Last night they had a whole show about the guy who did a barrel roll in a airliner back in the 50's. It was awesome. Chong subaru in shop so chong probably late for mini-kiss.
Chong
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 11:23:01 (EDT)
And here...hmmmm...
Toxic Shock
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 11:21:49 (EDT)
More outing of Mini-KISS.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 11:12:16 (EDT)
Update about Mini-KISS -- they don't actually play their instruments. Bummer.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 11:09:41 (EDT)
holy mini-fuckin' A
Vic
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 10:25:37 (EDT)
Weather forcast not good for Mini-KISS
Lester
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 10:22:02 (EDT)
true sir les. pineiro's on my team. hate pitching ANYone against the logo. i fear the power of the logo. but suppan's due.

FEAR the logo.
doris
- Friday, August 22, 2003 at 10:00:50 (EDT)
Listen to Ozzy and Sharon sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"
Lester
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 09:50:29 (EDT)
Perhaps my email was slightly more aggressive than yours, Lester.
Toxic Shock
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 09:50:01 (EDT)
Just got the Lester Bangs book "Psychotic Reactions and carburetor dung". good stuff. See yuz at the mini KISS spectacle.
Dan
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 09:31:35 (EDT)
Awesome. I sent them one yesterday, but didn't get a reply. Thanks!
Lester
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 09:30:35 (EDT)
Well...I sent the little guys an email. That was their response.
Toxic Shock
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 09:12:23 (EDT)
Lobster magnet.
Lobster
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 08:22:03 (EDT)
If the logo wishes to remain undefeated, it might want to retire before tonight's game.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 08:11:09 (EDT)
the logo is undefeated!
doris
- Friday, August 22, 2003 at 07:38:33 (EDT)
Everyone must attend Mini-Kiss. Holy Crap. I'm gonna throw lester's mom's training bras onstage.
Chong
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 07:28:23 (EDT)
What? Mini-KISS at the skate rink? How did you find this out?
Lester
USA - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 07:21:28 (EDT)
I'm crashing your log to let you know that Mini Kiss is performing Friday, 22 August 2003 at the Fleet Skating Rink downtown around 5pm. Really.
Toxic Shock
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 23:44:46 (EDT)
poor poor Pedro...not feeling well...
Vic
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 18:35:59 (EDT)
pure and utter balderdash
Vic
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 17:36:25 (EDT)
I started searching for the picture of Lester and a woman cuddling on a pool table together until I remembered that there aren't any women in Babe's.
Innocent Bystander
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 16:35:01 (EDT)
The image “http://www.allisonfisher.com/Atplay/newpic8.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.
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USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 16:11:28 (EDT)
See Patch run. Run Patch run!

It appears the worm has turned in my favor. Many stale croutons will be headed boris' way for assistance.
crocski
Stepford Gulag, Behind the Iron Meat Curtain - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 16:07:48 (EDT)
njork during blackout featuring moon, mars
doris
- Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 15:39:25 (EDT)
This picture? And that ain't no poodle-dog, that's Pete Burr!
Lester
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 15:37:04 (EDT)
Yeah, I saw the picture of you at the pool table with your dog and..oh wait...
Innocent Bystander
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 15:34:21 (EDT)
Yup, an RI Monthly gave me an award for it.
Lester
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 15:15:31 (EDT)
Something you're all too familiar with, Lester.
Innocent Bystander
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 15:05:05 (EDT)
Being the best bar in a neighborhood like the West Side is nothing to brag about. It's like coming in first in a shit-eating contest.
Lester
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 15:00:30 (EDT)
Hey I don't know about you long pigs and your ironic hipness but I do know that when I want a good ole fashioned Big Dan's style gang bang on a pool table, I head on over to RI Monthly's Best neighborhood bar
MJ®
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 14:50:20 (EDT)
fuckin WAAAH!
doris
- Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 14:46:34 (EDT)
mr. PGIT
Mr PGIT's keeper
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 14:01:43 (EDT)
yep. and then on to the met.
PGIT
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 14:00:16 (EDT)
Hey PGIT -- Is Mr. PGIT working tonight?
Lester
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 13:53:39 (EDT)
leave a flaming bag of deadheads on their doorstep, that should help spread them 'round
PGIT
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 13:21:28 (EDT)
RIP - Ken Coleman
Lobster
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 13:20:31 (EDT)
just the kind of story i like to hear about, PGIT, especially after my nosy neighbor complained that the dandelions in my yard need to be taken care of. YEAH we all need to be dumping more chemicals on our lawns and gardens and down the drain. I like my pesky yellow flowers-they go well with the violets and clover.
wakefield regular
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 13:07:51 (EDT)
BLAST YOU YANKEES!
Chemical Ali
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 13:04:57 (EDT)
That's funny. I find that obliterating small furry creatures allows me to transfer all the rage and frustration I feel after a demeaning day of pulling weeds for the man all day.
Tron
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 12:50:29 (EDT)
I find that killing small woodland creatures helps me cope with the fact that my brianz capacity is as small as the reserve gas tank on my weed wacker.
Bambi's Dead <mike@yardwork.com>
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 12:42:36 (EDT)
DIE VIRII! DIE DIE DIE!!! (you too Lester)
Vic
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 12:26:54 (EDT)
salty air? I thought that was eau de excrement on the sea breeze.
PGIT
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 12:17:05 (EDT)
croc is not only stuck behind the "security fence" but his new laptop done gone got hosed by many virii. attempting to assist telepathically (or via yahoo). have a great day people. no, they couldn't sew the guy's finger back on. disgusting i tell ye.....
doris
- Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 12:10:31 (EDT)
I'm here.....


.....now I'm gone
crocski
Stepford Gulag, Behind the Iron Meat Curtain - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 12:03:14 (EDT)
Chong's right (for once). The bartender even asked the kid at one point, "Not that it's any of my business, but why the fuck are you wearing sweater?" I didn't hear the answer because everyone was laughing at him so hard.
Lester
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 11:49:22 (EDT)
what price for fashion. u definitely don't see that look in the salty air climes of SORI. I just heart city folk at the beach
wr
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 11:40:53 (EDT)
Au contraire fred astaire. Lester and I saw a small sweater and dress pants in the super heat of the sunnyside just last week. It was amazing. The kid was fucking sweating...
Chong
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 11:27:17 (EDT)
yes each side of the red sox nation nutsack was kicked in past 2 nights, vic. the pain. the infamy. the inhumanity. the embarrassment.

the totally fucking predictable.
doris
- Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 11:14:45 (EDT)
no parliaments seen from our corner of the world but I did get the white boy afro. Unfortunately it seems the QOC does not serve uber hot asians. (HA--she said she'd serve a fetus--what's this? discrimination?) ALso--too hot for small sweaters and hoodies
wakefield regular
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 11:11:37 (EDT)
fuckin' A what a lame @ss game that was last night...Doris, hang it the EF up
Vic
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 11:09:29 (EDT)
Hulk Smash! Very amusing.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 11:00:48 (EDT)
i think you could have done well last night. i zeroed in on a pack of parliaments the second I walked in the door. there was a white boy afro, too.
PGIT
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 11:00:39 (EDT)
This here is the exact sort of game that's corrupting the youth of America. Which means it's awesome.
Lester
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 10:34:45 (EDT)
You didn't get Hipster Bingo at the Decatur? Wow, that's odd. Was the place closed? PGIT said she and a friend almost filled up the whole dman card there one night.
Lester
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 10:33:23 (EDT)
where have all the beautiful woodchucks gone my friend? Please tell me you haven't been leaving them outside the library-i've noticed a definite upswing in population.
WR
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 10:18:35 (EDT)
Cheffy--I hope you like dogs! Plenty o room in the Wakefield hacienda. Just need to remove sh!t to garage. Happy to help senor dexter
wakefield regular
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 10:10:22 (EDT)
I know how much some of you love rocket trucks, so...
Lester
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 09:47:55 (EDT)
This dude should have had his hearing tested before we went to get his hearing tested.
Lester
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 09:44:27 (EDT)
Tron's vest, aite?

doris
- Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 09:32:42 (EDT)
Radies and gentrlemen....
Click here for chong lee band
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 09:29:01 (EDT)
if that sponsor can't save our season nothing can.
doris
- Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 07:54:13 (EDT)
I like the new sponsor.
Lester
USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 07:27:52 (EDT)

Face
Middletown, RI USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 01:50:59 (EDT)
Yo Cheffy, I'll remove the screws from the outhouse doors. It's a 2 seater, so we'll just put a board across 1 side and do your business in the other. You can store your stuff in the vacant groundhog holes, and rabbit hutches in the back 40. Uhhh, they won't be using them any more. Open invitation! Maybe the Wakefield regular can help out too!!!!????
dexter
Bakefield, RI USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 21:33:31 (EDT)
I never liked that asshole croc
Shiz Beginner
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 21:17:27 (EDT)
well well well...looks like we got us a little fucking party going on...
MJ® <real@man.com>
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 18:15:37 (EDT)
dewormed maybe, dewormed maybe not, that is the question. (note, not in the form of a question)
crocski (taking advantage of guards taking dump break)
Stepford Gulag, Behind the Iron Meat Curtain - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 16:55:57 (EDT)
I think Sig Sauer's factory is right in MA or southern NH, actually. In other news, I will have a 900SS just in time for there to be snow on the ground and won't be able to ride it til spring...but I WILL have one very soon.
Dan
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 15:21:44 (EDT)
line that made me piss self: "The man complained to a club manager, who offered FREE SOFT DRINKS.."
doris
- Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 14:49:08 (EDT)
Doris -- a follow-up: District attorney rules that topless dancer's boobies leaked, not squirted
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 14:35:47 (EDT)
Hi! I really amused by your website . coming from viagra on-line .. Greetings.
viagra what is <lipper-_@work.com>
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 14:19:01 (EDT)
Tron fill all long pig cabassa full of lead. Good time - had by me.

USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 13:49:06 (EDT)
I always knew chong's heart was shit brown and full of piss.
Don
Ameeche, USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 13:41:32 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 13:31:39 (EDT)
done croc. meanwhile some poor dood here just removed half a finger from his hand w*rking on some piece of shit old machine. gushing blood, ambulances, OSHA.... a fine, fine day.
doris
- Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 12:23:32 (EDT)
no time for full review of the all your lame fvcktard posts, but yes Warwick proves over and over again it is the svcktard capital of the universe. frag check your mail twixt your magic fingas interludes.
crocski
Stepford gulag, Behind the Iron Meat Curtain - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 12:21:07 (EDT)
see? i could been BLINDED at hooters for shit's sake.
doris
- Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 12:10:58 (EDT)
James Woods is the King of Suck. Piece of shit fucking ass hair. He should be ground up and shoved in a bloody concrete mattress.
Drugsy
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 11:55:14 (EDT)
i have that hanging from my rear view mirror.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 10:56:03 (EDT)
Fuck off, Jesus H. Chong.


Lester
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 10:52:28 (EDT)

And "lester" is american for "i'm kicking myself in face i'm so ugly"
Chong
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 10:45:07 (EDT)
And "chong" is Chinese for "annoying small-dicked fucktard."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 10:02:43 (EDT)
how you know "boris" is Ukrainian for "asshole" ?
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 09:59:03 (EDT)
WHO said Warwick sucks?

James Woods
Conimicut, - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 09:58:08 (EDT)
You're almost as funny as that asshole boris!
Lurk Hipster
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 09:56:12 (EDT)
that's SIR Lester to you, and yes I just saw him digging in his pockets for cab fare to take your mom home.
doris
- Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 09:54:17 (EDT)
I need my ass sucked. Anyone seen lester? Or any of his friends?
Lurk Hipster
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 09:34:40 (EDT)
did anyone know tron now has a trusty sidekick? that's right ... tronto. world's first injun robot.
doris
- Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 09:33:50 (EDT)
Fuck friendster. Today is Robert Plant's 55th birthday and I'm still waiting for him to give me every inch of his love...
lady stardust <jekut@outgun.com>
providence, RI USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 09:22:03 (EDT)
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT-- for the fellas out there. Don't be fooled by this!
Lester
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 09:14:23 (EDT)
#74,000, you motherbitches!
Lester
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 09:07:38 (EDT)
Actually I'm looking for the world's biggest hipster ass-sucker. Here a picture of him. Have you seen him?


Lester
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 09:04:45 (EDT)

only if your friends are hipster ass-suckers. Oh right....sorry.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 08:57:43 (EDT)
This my only friend.
deadly disc
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 08:56:38 (EDT)
Friendster.com is a hipster ridden ass-sucking-fest.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 08:56:32 (EDT)
No dick. It more like place to keep track of all "real" friends in one place. Send group e-mails and stuff. Not really for making new friends. Sorry, you have to try old fashion way. Try not being a dick.
chong
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 08:52:23 (EDT)
Chong, what is friendster? Some stupid friend making website? Whatever it is it sounds g@y @ss.
Your real friends
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 08:44:28 (EDT)
Cheffy I'd let you stay with me in the hutch but they haven't built me one yet. Medieval bastages.
Brer Rabbit
Out Back in Bakefield, - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 08:39:03 (EDT)
"Initial analysis would suggest that Sobig.F is a mass-e-mailing virus that is spreading very vigorously. Sobig.F appears to be polymorphic in nature. The address is also spoofed and may not indicate the true identity of the sender," a MessageLabs statement said. The sender appears to be someone from a recognized domain name, such as ibm.com, zdnet.com or microsoft.com. The subject line typically says "Re: Details," "Resume" or "Thank you."
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 08:36:36 (EDT)
can now waste as much time on friendster as benny site.
chong
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 08:33:44 (EDT)
I said no to RiRa......still awaiting an offer from the Eclectic Grille.....could be moving back to RI as quickly as 3 weeks from now!!!.............I'm so freakin' stressed! I could be living in a Holiday Inn express, eating cardboard pizza.....Warwick cant suck as much as Millsboro, Delaware!
chef
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 08:07:54 (EDT)
Dan, the singer for the Dillinger Four has that SSD lyric tattooed on his chest.


Lester
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 08:01:07 (EDT)

yeah that's a capital idea....handing tron a loaded fucking weapon. aces, whoever dreamt THAT one up. just fuckin' ACES. then again, how much harm can be done to anything in shattleboro?

no cheffy i was downwind.

doris and natasha got kicked RIGHT THE FUCK OUT the apartment for the week so they can fumigate. thus my lovely friendly fucking mood. have landed at holiday inn express. eating cardboard bagels and pizza from a vending machine, sleeping on a bloody concrete mattress. thought it was imPOSSible for warwick to suck more. wrong.
doris
- Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 07:56:57 (EDT)
Hey Chef, any word on the Ri-Ra g!g?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 07:15:40 (EDT)
I was in Rhode Island for 20 hours....did anyone smell me?
chef
??, ?? USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 22:31:57 (EDT)
D'oh! tell em to email me next time they are going to the range.
Dan
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 18:46:17 (EDT)
Hey Dan, thanks to you, don and my brother are off to Cattleboro's firing range for a little birthday shoot 'em up
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 18:32:32 (EDT)
Just us.
No Gere Here
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 18:29:01 (EDT)
When was Richard Gere last in China?
wakefield regular
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 18:07:33 (EDT)
I hereby fascistly impose 4/4 rhythms and gibson guitats on all warehouse electroclash bands. And me a good frequent lotsofnoise.com poster too! Didn't SSD have a lyric that went something like 'How much art can you take?'...
Dan
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 18:03:57 (EDT)
here's the ad
eat cukes not nukes
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 17:51:08 (EDT)
Weapons of mass destruction found
They're in the President's budget
Virtually unreported to the public at large, the Bush administration is preparing to build new nuclear weapons and resume nuclear testing. Their official “Nuclear Posture Review” lowers the threshold for using nuclear weapons and calls for developing “more usable” nuclear weapons to employ in "certain battlefield situations." For the first time in US history, the administration has committed us to threatening non-nuclear countries with nuclear weapons.
this is cool, somebody's actually doing something to fight the power
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 17:45:13 (EDT)
The Americans claimed that the soldiers mistook the camera Mr Dana was holding for a rocket-propelled grenade launcher - a claim that was immediately rejected by journalists who witnessed the killing.
"We were all there, for at least half an hour. They knew we were journalists," said Stephan Breitner of France 2 television. "After they shot Mazen, they aimed their guns at us. I don't think it was an accident. They are very tense. They are crazy. They are young soldiers and they don't understand what is happening."
um, maybe they're being exploited by the true forces of evil, no?
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 17:32:36 (EDT)
now this is my kinda gal...
cruisin' for abusin'
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 17:26:11 (EDT)
Doris that makes tons of sense...Lester, forget the steak and blow me
Vic
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 16:39:51 (EDT)
Answer: Vic Firth!

Question: "Hey Lester what are you gonna eat once you're done eating that steak?"
doris
- Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 16:00:12 (EDT)
why Lester, you dastardly villian
Vic
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 15:54:16 (EDT)
"Hi, my name is vic! I like wearing ironic trucker hats, going to warehouse electroclash shows, and hangin' at the Decatur. Will you be my bestest friend, in a very ironic sense?"


Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 15:37:58 (EDT)

nice pic of david seaman.
doris
- Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 15:04:11 (EDT)
hello. my name is lester. i am very witty and funny too. won't you be my bestest friend?

USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 14:51:04 (EDT)
hello. my name is lester. i am very witty and funny too. won't you be my bestest friend?

USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 14:50:37 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 14:37:38 (EDT)
The Iron Meat Curtain has fallen here at the Stepford Gulag. I'm operating from a dungeon computer that has so far gone unnoticed. Lurk on oh reckless ones and rue the day I come back to decimate all you long pigs with my rusty rapier wit.
crocski
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 14:15:35 (EDT)
...with Liberty and Justice for .... people who agree with me
doris
- Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 13:48:24 (EDT)
I have a different name for "Steak and BJ Days": I call 'em "Fridays".

The greatest holiday known to man is exactly one month away. Start drinking rum now.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 13:32:47 (EDT)

the open wIdes of March?
doris
- Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 13:21:43 (EDT)
The extent of the screwup in Iraq is nearly as great as it could possibly be. Nothing works in the country, a war of attrition continues and grows, and the U.S. bears all of the responsibility. It isn’t just a bad situation, but if, having so grandly assumed this gargantuan and imperial task, we don’t make it into a good situation, we’ve failed. The Bushies promised nothing less than Democracy in the postwar raj. What were they thinking? They didn’t, obviously, plan an exit strategy. (In Afghanistan, we were able to simply pack up and go.) Nobody left any wiggle room—there’s no graceful fallback.
Now the president’s men are caught with their mouths open.
they're getting ready for March 14th
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 13:14:54 (EDT)
they are unable to rule out the possibility that a computer hacker plunged 50 million people into darkness, a source told Fox News Monday.
maybe croc is laying low
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 13:09:10 (EDT)
When Vic said he would be off into the "wild blue yonder", it was a euphemism for "I'm going to China to cram 16 inch gerbils up may ass".
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 13:04:01 (EDT)
***UPDATE***
betcha didn't know March 14th is steak and BJ day!
public service announcer <really charming picture@bottom.page>
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 12:59:36 (EDT)
The Hell's Angels, who detained Gordon for police, were not, the sources say, gentle with sensitive areas of the rock star's body.
oops <ouch@my yarbles.crunch>
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 12:46:53 (EDT)
whore
doris
- Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 12:41:46 (EDT)
This guy should have told the cops he was doing research for his book.
Lester <Fucking@Hippy.com>
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 12:05:11 (EDT)
yo Drug and BJ, FYI: I'm out to the great blue yonder from 8/23 to on or about 8/30...
Vic
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 11:48:00 (EDT)
Lester, you had my vote with the chicks makin' out but that bun boy sh!t's got you on my bun boy list
Vic Bun
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 10:27:29 (EDT)
Hey visit THIS
Blingo
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 09:42:22 (EDT)
I really enjoyed your guestbook. Please visit www.penis.grow to increase your manhood.
Penis
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 09:26:15 (EDT)
the sheik he drove his cadillac...
doris
- Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 09:11:39 (EDT)
Jewish hip-hop with 50shekel.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 09:05:29 (EDT)
Damn. HERE's Vic's motel.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 08:58:58 (EDT)
Looks like Vic has opened his own motel


Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 08:46:45 (EDT)

Drugsy=craphound
Chong
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 08:46:37 (EDT)
A duel! A duel! Armed with empty bud 40's, racing towards each other on ten-speeds, Hyundai hubcaps for shields. Lord Drugsy the Druglord vs Sir Les Bean! Spectacular!
doris
- Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 08:33:13 (EDT)
why drugsy's right about computers being next. lawyers + "Patriot Act" = my peehole.
doris
- Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 08:28:27 (EDT)
Screw Drugsy -- I will usurp his power by becoming the Prime Minister of Chicks Making Out.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 08:27:05 (EDT)
who peed in drugsy's cheerios? i assume croc met and was defeated by micro$oft active directory of fleece bank. hmm. does this make drugsy benny sizzler's new PM of Propaganda? introducing Lord Drugsy, Druglord. nice ring to it.
doris
- Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 07:31:36 (EDT)
preceeding post=funny
BJ®
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 23:20:26 (EDT)

Hi everybody! I heard there's some sort of homo-erotic inter-species arrangement, including but not limited to reptiles, rodents, and lubricants in this chat room. I'd just like to take this oppurtunity to point out that this sh!t I sell was never really edible! Actually, you're supposed to RUB IT ON YER PRIVATES! We were going to call it I Can't Believe You're My Buttmunch, but that sounded too Germanic. Thank you, carry on.
Foobio
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 18:42:51 (EDT)
now Drugsy, that just don't make no SENCE
Vic H.
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 18:23:58 (EDT)
ALL boards are officially dead.
Drugsy
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 18:21:20 (EDT)
Chong Sucks. "Do" Chong
Drugslee
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 18:18:58 (EDT)
"Life Sucks. Do Drugs"
Drugsy
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 18:16:23 (EDT)
They're always free when you "lose" your wallet.
Drugsy <howdoi@getby>
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 17:45:40 (EDT)
flippin' Drugsy, on drugs again
Vic
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 17:37:31 (EDT)
last five rounds were free drugsy. so i guess after.
doris
- Monday, August 18, 2003 at 16:37:50 (EDT)
Lester=douche
passer by
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 15:46:08 (EDT)
and I bet the female gay initiation class is already all booked up.
Big Dick
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 15:36:22 (EDT)
so crever mr robster...so vrery vrery crever
Vic
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 15:25:08 (EDT)
Looks like Vic is teaching a new course at the University of Michigan.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 15:09:54 (EDT)
Hee Hee! I saved up and got that second "o"!
Bobbio
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 15:02:39 (EDT)
Is it propper to punch your waitress in the face before or after the last round?
Drugsy
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 14:33:05 (EDT)
the waitress at hooters walks up and i notice her name tag says "Bobbi". was it rude of me to ask whether she was saving up for the second "o"?
doris
- Monday, August 18, 2003 at 14:14:40 (EDT)
spare me the Laotian bottle...Drug, you're speakin' jibberish again
Vic for Shizzle
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 13:56:43 (EDT)
Croc and Lester are so going at it wicked hard with eachother. Empty lotion bottles fill the air.
Alien
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 13:53:28 (EDT)
Whenever you see a circle on the ground, another alien has died.
Drugsy
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 13:40:22 (EDT)
headline of the day:
Hedgehogs have 'noisy sex'
animal lover
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 13:14:47 (EDT)
Wednesday, July 23 7:07 a.m. One man followed another with a hammer, whereupon the followee produced a tire iron, signifying both an arms race and an intelligence plummet. But if any carpentry or tire repair was needed, these guys were ready.
blargh
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 13:02:27 (EDT)
I have picture PROOF that Chong drink heavily...anyway, I just learned that toilet a thing or two.
Vic
USA - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 12:28:17 (EDT)
My bowels are okay.
Herman Boring
USA - M