lurkive 17july-05aug 2003



BENNY SIZZLER RULES!! I just checked, I had no luck connecting either. I've had as lot of the same kind of linking troubles the past couple of days. Methinks the terrorists have infested the web. Here's another tease of the info to tide you over (I already copied the whole shiz to a doc)

Red Herring alleges that during a visit to Kennebunkport, Bush senior lectured his son on placating the Saudis, especially with regard to Israel, and even called the Saudis in his son's presence to reassure them that he had told his son their point of view.Apparently, the deeply angered President Bush mentioned the private meeting with his father to a close friend, who leaked it to Red Herring. Shortly afterward, another Republican newspaper, the Boston Herald, ran a scathing expose on the number of White House officials with investments in Saudi oil, calling it an "obscene conflict of interest."It should be noted that President Bush at first semed to reject his father's advice about Israel quite strongly, and secrtely ordered all American troops to begin a total withdrawl from Saudi Arabia. White House sources began a steady drumbeat of leaks about Saudi involvement with terrorism, and even authorized long-delayed raids on the Saudi charities in Virginia that served as a money laundry for terrorist operations against Israel.Suddenly, President Bush made a sudden and startling switch to adopt a more pro-Saudi view. The documents seized in the Virginia raids are barely being translated, let alone investigated.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 19:20:48 (EDT)
Udder Alice!!
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 19:10:25 (EDT)
trouble accessing site will check later. can i get a BENNY SIZZLER RULES!!!
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 19:09:10 (EDT)
Udder to think!
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 19:05:19 (EDT)
Yo frag, did you catch this link earlier? The bitch is an Israeli supporter, but the stuff on the Saudis, Enron, Unocal, Bush the First, and bush the worst are more detailed than I've seen elsewhere.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 18:26:19 (EDT)
Thank you sir may I have an udder.
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 18:07:02 (EDT)
Some believe it a healthy tonic, taking it steaming-hot straight from the udder. Others see it as a diuretic, a full-scale cleaning that supposedly takes two days to flush through your system. Then there are those who claim it improves sexual potency. "It's Arab Viagra," said one man.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 17:44:59 (EDT)
ELF strikes
kill all long pigs
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 17:39:11 (EDT)


croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 17:31:49 (EDT)
hamburglar...easy. ronald....emperor....easy. mayor mccheese, also easy. process of elimination, grimace would somehow seem to represent shakes. except he's purple. maybe he just bypasses the shake thing and goes straight for the purple veins your legs grow (between cellulite blobs which also resemble grimace) from ingesting too many shakes. dunno.
ray kroc (not croc)
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 16:22:14 (EDT)
This is how I see Grimace. What the fuck IS Grimace? Is it a he? A she? Is it a beanbag? The knob of your dick? What?! Grimace is the most esoteric character in history. His name means contortion of the face expressive of pain, contempt, or disgust, yet he's always cheerful.
happy stick
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 15:45:39 (EDT)
BOB MOULD FRIDAY @ THE PARADISE. GO.
Daniel
Magnums Pr#ctice Tonight, USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 15:36:40 (EDT)
i seem to have stumbled across the....
MUTHALOAD! <have fun@crotch.croc>
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 15:23:39 (EDT)
Is this the sports lurk?

another round ball heard from
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 15:20:00 (EDT)
Springer guest, 29, can't contain his glee about dumping the mother of his seven-year-old child after nine years together. Prosecutors can't contain their glee when they discover the mom is only 22.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 15:17:35 (EDT)

Off my case, toilet face...
different meathead
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 15:15:27 (EDT)
Who's so vain?
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:57:49 (EDT)
Stiffle it, Meathead!
Archie
Queens, NY USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:52:25 (EDT)

Meathead
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:46:14 (EDT)
What?! NOT PIGSKIN?!? You mean we've been assembling our own kind into footballs?!?!
3,000 stunned and easily-duped cows
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:28:19 (EDT)
Up to now, said Vidal, while the Bush administration’s “down payment” for Iraqi oil “has been cheap -- the Bill of Rights,” the cost has not been light “for the people -- there or here.” The U.S. cost has been to its civil liberties. Vidal said, “USA Patriot Acts 1 and 2, the second leaked but not yet sent to Congress, neatly folds the republic. What next?” he asked rhetorically, “Franklin predicted despotism.”
Vidal sees the country in the grip of a corporate-oil patch-military oligarchy. Asked if the Iraq war was an oil patch-White House deal so huge Americans can’t stand back far enough to see it, Vidal replied, “Kindly Dr. Goebbels used to say that the greater the lie a government tells (and repeats loudly), the more it will be believed. Yes, it is -- was -- about oil and, of course, giving the Cheney-Bush junta’s friends like Halliburton vast contracts to rebuild what we have carefully knocked down.”
gorier and gorier
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:26:04 (EDT)
Though animal bladders were once kicked around in various games of football, pigskin was never used to make a football. Nevertheless, _pigskin_ has been a word for a football since at least 1894, when the term was used by Amos Stagg's University of Chicago Maroons, the great football team of that era. Footballs are made of a rubber bladder covered with a casting of leather.
Jes tryin' ta be helpful
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:25:00 (EDT)
In answer to the "why do they call them pigskins?" I refer you back to the cow post.--

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

The footballs are made out of pigskin, but it takes 3,000 cows to do the w**k of slaughtering, skinning, tanning, stitching, and delivery of the footballs. Rather clever of the cows if you ask me. And of course there is the bonus of eating the cows once their productive days at the sweatshop have passed.
sum sweathog
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:24:22 (EDT)
did some one order a sports fan's wet dream?
bedroom bingo
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:11:04 (EDT)
3,000 huh, at least they don't throw them away as casually as they do at baseball games. Imagine how many cows would be saved if they didn't let the audience keep them. Depending on who you believe, the average life of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches. Now pass me a cheeseburger and hand me the TV Guide so I can see if there's a good football game on ESPNclassic.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:57:42 (EDT)
ATTENTION! FLASH FIELD MOB TRIP!
A sitting duck has just floated across the noise board.
Tony Robbins
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:51:54 (EDT)
It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.
not MJ
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:45:30 (EDT)
or here
strike four
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:41:00 (EDT)
and now for the third strike
http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-258/image-1.jpg
paste that?
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:36:28 (EDT)
wait, that was my mother...
click here?
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:34:22 (EDT)
wanna see a picture of ME?
fabulously curious george
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:33:23 (EDT)
Is Fabulous President Bush A Fabulous Homosexual?
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:18:34 (EDT)
John Loftus, the source on that earlier post, has his own site. Seems to be an Israeli apologist, but if he has a blind spot for Israel it's quite the opposite when it comes to the Saudis. This piece is long and in several sections, but check this little sampler--

When Bush's son came into office, Enron allegedly approached Cheney in late January and told him veguely (spall-sik) about the secret Saudi-Taliban pipeline negotiations, and how important it was to America's energy policy for generations to come.
Like an idiot, Cheney agreed to keep the lid on any Saudi-Taliban investigations for a while. For the sake of the Caspian Basin pipeline, Cheney passed the word inside the beltway not to allow anyone in the Government to connect the dots.
All across America, ongoing Saudi-Taliban investigations were hindered, obstructed, or closed down, just as the Clinton administration had done before them.
What no one did was check Enron's accounting. The pipeline deal made little economic sense in view of Russian cooperation. To Enron's horror, the pipeline deal collapsed in August. Then came 9/11. Then came the Enron collapse. Then came the Cheney coverup.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:10:22 (EDT)
"All immigrants bring exotic customs and attitudes, but Muslim customs are more troublesome than most…Fears of a Muslim influx have more substance than the worry about jihad. West European societies are unprepared for the massive immigration of brown-skinned peoples cooking strange foods and not exactly maintaining Germanic standards of hygiene."
This moron makes Rush look smaht. Praise be to dog they smacked him down good.
rush smells worse than limberger <shrub nominates@klan quoter.canyouevenbelievethatshit>
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 12:14:20 (EDT)
Kay was no scientist - his pHD is is foreign affairs or some other nonscientific discipline. He's about as qualified to search for nukes as Ronald McDonald.

Me and Rush'll show 'em who's boss!
Grimace <amorphous@purple.blob>
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 11:57:06 (EDT)
Some interesting claims (note- Debka was right about the 9/11 briefing tying to Saudis) should be interesting or very scary to see how much of this happens--
4. Russia told Hussein one month before the war to remove all WMD to Syria and told Hussein to make many tapes to be played after. Iraq transported all the WMDs to Syria to be buried in Beka Valley in Lebanon. They did it at night so as not to be detected by Israeli or US satellites. It didn’t help. The satellites were able to detect where soil had been disturbed and put back so the exact location is known. It will come out during elections in the US. Debka first called it.
7. In Iran there will be a revolution in the fall when the students come back to school. The US is beaming in all kinds of radio and television to Iranians in their own language and telling them the truth. The Mullahs are on the run. They overreacted with the Canadian Reporter.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 11:51:07 (EDT)
U.S. secretly negotiating with Iran, but not so secretly that it can't be revealed on MSNBC or the Lurk.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 11:24:52 (EDT)
this log has morphed into a sports fan's wet dream...good day cruel lurk...back on Friday dog willing
dirty Vic
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 11:09:02 (EDT)
September 7th, that's a whole month to continue to ask ESPN who the sponsors are going to be. I probably should keep track of when I send the e-mails too so when I do contact the sponsors I can ask them if they were made aware of people contacting ESPN before the program started or had ESPN kept them in the dark. Always a good set up to giving the sponsor a hint of the way out of the situation before their image is damaged.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 10:35:38 (EDT)
Don't forget this guy.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 10:06:50 (EDT)
aite, i am out. off to burlington to sacred halls of lahey clinic. have a truly superb day dammen und herren (sp?)...
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 10:02:45 (EDT)
Not that baseball doesn't have its own share of racist, Nazi, blowhard assholes.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 10:01:41 (EDT)
voice of the fan. oh my.

Walt Disney + Rush Limbaugh = End is Near
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:59:38 (EDT)
"starting in September" being the key phrase there. Also "voice of the fan" my Aunt Petunia!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:54:17 (EDT)
Press Release: --- "Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh will soon be calling some signals for ESPN's weekly football preview "Sunday NFL Countdown."

Starting in September, Limbaugh, 52, will join the show's line-up as the "voice of the fan," delivering an opinion piece near the top of the two-hour telecast each week, the Walt Disney Co.-owned sports network said on Monday.

He also will weigh in periodically during each show with a "Rush challenge," offering a counterpoint to commentary from the program's three regular analysts -- former NFL players Steve Young, Michael Irvin and Tom Jackson."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:52:41 (EDT)

I had ESPN on before the game, but I didn't catch the full hour. I believe his regular gig is going to be pre-game on Sundays, but he might be doing the pre-bit at other points. I AM going to be watching next Sunday with a pad and pen handy to write down the sponsors and how many ads each is showing.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:42:28 (EDT)
I'm all for the frontal attack, but I wouldn't bother with Rush's people. They're set up as a controversy driven machine. I think the quiz should be a quiz for the ESPN exec(s) to take about things Rush has publicly said over the years. Hit them with Rush's own words then let them know in no uncertain terms that we're going to make it our life's w**k to draw a strong connection between Rush's stances and the names of ESPN and the sponsors.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:38:17 (EDT)
supposedly a 'pre-game analyst' croc and no i didn't even watch. pre-season games are too g@y-@ss.
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:30:57 (EDT)
Yeah I already signed that one, but I sent my own (several actually) letting them know my displeasure and asking for a list of the sponsors. If it's a bulk e-mail all they look at is the tally, IF they even look at that. But if a sponsor hears from people and it's not a bulk e-mail then Rush would very quickly become a matter of discussion at fairly high levels.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:30:55 (EDT)
croc, lester and me all go to bristol, ct and ask to speak with the public affairs flack. we tell them we love sports, we love ESPN, and we can't understand why those things have anything to do with being a mouthpiece for that clown. we ask them to provide trivia to test our knowledge and commitment. we also contact limbaugh's publicist -- the true criminal and source of the problem here -- and ask for details about his, ahem, athletic expertise and all the sports he's ever actually played or coached.
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:29:33 (EDT)
I didn't see rush on last night (was he?), but from what I understand he gets his own segment. I want to know the sponsors that are on during that segment. Then I will be e-mailing them, calling them, and writing to them until it stops. And I WILL be posting the sponsors' phone #s, e-mail addresses, and street addresses on every message board I can find. Bout time someone caused some stir around here besides MJ.
croc the constant irritant
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:24:35 (EDT)
Not that online petitions do any good, but here's one anyway.
Al Franken
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:24:08 (EDT)
Old but poignant

In Rush's world, "there is no conclusive proof that nicotine is addictive." "All income groups paid less taxes as a percentage of their income during the Reagan years, but the poor received the most relief, the middle class the next and the rich, the least." And "there are more acres of forestland in America today than when Columbus discovered the continent in 1492."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:14:09 (EDT)

i'd guess it's pretty much the same sponsors as last night's game, croc, no?
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:54:39 (EDT)
As to Rush, he must die at all costs. I've yet to get a response to my e-mails from ESPN. Once I know who the sponsors are I WILL pursue them until the situation is resolved (read- Rush dead or banished, preferably both)
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:53:52 (EDT)
i also admit calling that game may not have been a terrible idea given the size of the lightning strikes and the fact that ohio is pretty harmless. had the game been held in, say, florida or texas, i'd have been praying for quadruple overtime.
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:53:13 (EDT)
if football's a sport this is a white picket fence.
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:50:54 (EDT)

Lobster
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:50:40 (EDT)
As to weather shiz, there definitely has been a troubling trend towards letting weather interfere with more important matters. It's probably the result of some pussy exec that's a baseball fan trying to reduce his personal shame brought on by baseball players propensity to scamper off the field whenever a mist rises in the air.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:50:21 (EDT)
i will admit, football is played with conviction
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:47:33 (EDT)
THIS about sums it up
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:45:14 (EDT)
i like football season. it's short.
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:44:14 (EDT)
yes frag same "sport". Unlike baseball which is a mere "pastime" (noun- diversion; something ya do when there's absolutely nothing else to do)
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:42:47 (EDT)
Pretty much sums it up. Limbaugh's fifteen minutes aren't up or anything. Did O'Reilly beg off because of the "death prayer"?
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:40:26 (EDT)
It's also the "sport" that will be putting Rush Limbaugh on TV every Sunday.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:26:59 (EDT)
is this the same "sport" where a player carries a magic marker in his sock so he can autograph the ball right on the field during the game when he catches it? the "sport" that gave us neon deion, tinactin madden, an epic list of felonious dallas cowboys....and OJ? the "sport" that recently tried to trash all college athletics in the northeast because of one money-grubbing florida team?
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:05:57 (EDT)
Great football game last night, huh croc.
Lester <pussies@nfl.com>
Canton, OH USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 07:49:36 (EDT)
"On Tuesday, August 5th at 12:45pm, we have organized a special gathering to pray to (expletive deleted) for Fox News Channel blowhard Bill O'Reilly's death."
Larry Flint
Los Angeles, CA USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 07:31:42 (EDT)
"A device that produces electricity from blood could be used to turn people into 'human batteries'". I, for one, am all for this.
Agent Smith
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 07:27:57 (EDT)
"This information is only for kids who are smart and mature enough to respect the dangers involved with injecting heroin."
James Osterburg
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 07:22:51 (EDT)
What is this guy -- European or something? NOBODY in America goes on month-long vacations!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 07:19:53 (EDT)
Mean Joe's absence form the Lurk explained--
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 07:14:30 (EDT)
So very sad.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 07:11:21 (EDT)
holy SHIT! i think i see the WATERFALL!!!
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:57:33 (EDT)
time to go rosin my bow with hitler, I'm out((()))~~~
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:57:24 (EDT)
More proof the nazis ended up in Argentina (and the White House of course)
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:55:33 (EDT)
How about "Go Ass Callous"? The band could come out on stage with their severely chafed buttocks exposed.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:48:14 (EDT)
Turgid however appears to still be available. There was a band called Turgid Funk, but they be done funking.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:38:15 (EDT)
VVilhelm are "K Custom" zildjians actually custom or merely 'kay? howbout a Kaiser drumroll?
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:37:41 (EDT)
Flaccid is already taken too. I hear they were hot at the Sadie Hawkins Dance.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:31:12 (EDT)
DAS BOOT! NEIN! this log is what can only be described as "flaccid"
Kaiser Vilhelm
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:19:23 (EDT)
and now your hand can talk dirty to you while you spank it.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:59:17 (EDT)
I believe it's in alabama where the tuscaloosa.
elephant talk
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:57:33 (EDT)
i'd just prefer to know where the FUCK is TUSCON?
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:50:12 (EDT)
...of course I would prefer to be Unter Alice
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:45:49 (EDT)
Damn there IS an Uber Alice
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:36:10 (EDT)
that's your mom?
the insult to injury guy
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:33:48 (EDT)
sorry about that dog thing , i was pissed cause someone insulted my mom. didn't realize how stupid it was at the time. thanks for calling me a retard, i need to be reminded sometimes
oops
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:29:40 (EDT)
So that's who that clown is that shows up mumbling "uber alice" every time I wank off
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:27:29 (EDT)


yeah right
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 16:43:30 (EDT)

pssst, hey kid, check dis out. tree for fie bucks, or i'll give yuz one for dat cigrit.
Vinny Bubotz
everywhere, yet nowhere - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 16:15:22 (EDT)
polishing the bishop?
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 15:54:00 (EDT)
Yo wake, a gotz to close center with a /center or whole shiz goes middle of the road

croc

USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 15:49:15 (EDT)
kinda meant baseball players, lester. in addition, Gobbler made the illustrious sizzler News on 2/4/03 courtesy of VVilhelm. i just pray he doesn't marry a dame nicknamed peaches.
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 15:40:56 (EDT)
This guy may be a huge nerd, but damn it, I'm rooting for him. Especially because he's ripping off Circuit City.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 15:29:03 (EDT)
dammit, just when i thought i had that html figured out
w.r.
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 15:13:15 (EDT)

wakefield regular
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 15:10:36 (EDT)
This name is pretty cool too.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:54:32 (EDT)
Dick Small has the worst name in baseball.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:52:46 (EDT)
Dick Small has the worst name in baeball.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:52:38 (EDT)

an again?
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:38:31 (EDT)
I kinda preferred the tale of the lactating lapdancer
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:37:08 (EDT)
I got yer pussey right here chong long dong!
Cong dong lover
lil ol' west side, RI USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:36:40 (EDT)
More reasons to ban Harry Potter
W.R.
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:32:40 (EDT)
Well f!ck you too f!ck face
wakefield regular
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:26:48 (EDT)
sad but twue.
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:22:31 (EDT)
no piddly melody maker in my 'arsenal'. That night it was a les paul special. single cutaway, 2 p90's. my real baby is my nearly identical double cutaway LP Jr, 1 p90, no binding or anything. its currently on its way home from the geetar hospital. all better now. Though I would agree on the principle of the duel being one of man's great, I'm not THAT interested haha. more impressed with the Laughner thing and the excellent sound.
Daniel
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:06:30 (EDT)
da, 8 to go but you know how that goes
Unclean Vilhelm
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:03:35 (EDT)
at least you weren't on my team, Jimmy
Ty Cobb
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 13:49:43 (EDT)
Lacquement referred to the much-married Taylor as "the old trampoline," as in, got to go now and "jump the old trampoline."
Stretch Towt
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 13:42:42 (EDT)
don't get your hopes up, the soundwoman is apparently taken, DAMMIT, and the Duel is perhaps the single greatest piece of work ever created by man. thank you, Lester. props on that gig, Daniel, i wuz there and you wuz rockin', is that a melodymaker?
rockhound
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 13:35:11 (EDT)
Yes as a matter of fact I DO own the most g@y-@ss name in the entire history of baseball.
Jimmy Gobble
Kansas City, MO USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 13:02:28 (EDT)
panic not, 8 weeks left
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 12:44:28 (EDT)
three and one half games back...bloody DOG...and by that I mean doggy style
Filthy Vilhelm
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 12:18:53 (EDT)
damn that shift key
sum shiftless bastard
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 11:50:44 (EDT)
do ya think this guy has guilt issues?--,br> "It's destroyed me, my marriage and everything I ever wanted. I felt so guilty. Not a week went by without me thinking about it. But I do feel a lot better now it's out in the open,"
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 11:50:06 (EDT)
"I'd love to see Cheney with a pierced ear and a diamond stud. Or in a body-hugging black T-shirt, just for the pure sport of it. "He needs new eyewear. With his big face and lantern jaw, he should lose those five-pound glasses. There are some fabulous frames out there. "About his hair, all I can offer is my sincere regrets."
the necklace
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 11:34:47 (EDT)
I know for a fact that i get more action than any lurker.
The Dog <doggy@style.go>
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 11:18:33 (EDT)
Who is this 'Anni' that everyone speaks of? I know a certain yellow-gibson playing, band-hopping, lurker type who recently played AS220 and was awed by the soundwoman, who may go by that name. She knew who Peter Laughner was. that alone is enough to set hearts a-fluttering.
Daniel
02911, RI USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 11:12:58 (EDT)
Besides that NFL started Saturday night with the Bucs playing and everybody in Tampa is getting stoked for some real sport. And of course THE biggest show in sports is kicking off the season tonight. Yes Monday Night Football is back and all is well in the world again.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 11:07:19 (EDT)
With the fan base the Rays have I'm surprised anybody noticed.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 10:50:44 (EDT)
The Tampa Bay Devil Rays' announcer for Spanish-language radio is blind.
Lobster
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 10:43:21 (EDT)
The Irish get their best ideas when they're hammered, but charging for bags to encourage people to use re-usable bags goes back to the '80s at least. It was tried here in the States and in Europe by some chains.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 10:33:08 (EDT)
The Irish sober up for a second and come up with a good idea: Charging people for grocery bags.
McLester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 10:23:06 (EDT)
You will all bow down before me!
Bill Gates
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 10:06:59 (EDT)
I still haven't forgotten the last time we me met, frag!
Bill Gates
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 10:02:34 (EDT)
Agreed frag. Plus it pisses me off that the dog has better luck than me.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 09:58:03 (EDT)
and yes mr gates i've made plenty of mistakes. plen-tee. but i don't trumpet how secure my software is, and SURE the hell don't have hundreds of six-figure genius geeks on my staff to prevent mistakes and stop attacks.
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 09:55:22 (EDT)
so i guess we're not drawing the line on bestiality pictures on the lurk. not that lurkers appreciate censorship but ... that's kinda too bad. bet once joe and tron return, they'll be thrilled.
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 09:49:57 (EDT)

wrong method man
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 09:15:20 (EDT)

TV Party
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 09:05:35 (EDT)
The duel
Lester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:59:45 (EDT)
man sets record for marathon meditation

croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:34:25 (EDT)
Wave bye-bye to Powell
domino counter
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:22:31 (EDT)
Made not a one of the intended rendezvous this weekend, I was too busy huffing freon in a vain attempt to relieve myself from this miserable frikkin heat.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:21:14 (EDT)
Hey! Quit trying to kiss me, asshole!
Kojak
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:21:09 (EDT)
Ah, two brothers. Both complete psychopaths, both deader than dead (we've got pictures). But that doesn't stop this dynamic duo! You think those two boys are just rotting in the ground? Hell no! The insane don't die baby; they keep doing the things they do. Check it out.
mom <look@my.boys>
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:14:45 (EDT)
Jack Grisham, frontman for the veteran punk group T.S.O.L., announced to MTV News on Wednesday (July 30) that he is running for governor of California in the controversial October 7 recall election to unseat incumbent Democrat Gray Davis.
Grisham's Campaign Manager
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:01:55 (EDT)
Fuck you, Frag!
Bill Gates
Redmond, WA USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 07:56:56 (EDT)
"According to the police report, the note, which was placed on top of clothes in a black gym bag read: '[Expletive] you. Stay the [expletive] out of my bag you [expletive] sucker. Have you found a [expletive] bomb yet? No, just clothes. Am I right? Yea, so [expletive] you.'"
Lester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 07:50:42 (EDT)
Anything and everything we don’t like or disagree with, in any realm, situation or context, can now be considered a form of “terrorism”.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 07:35:01 (EDT)
The implications of this new study are as staggering as they are inescapable: most research scientists are scrawny, wimpy little nerds who require multi-million dollar grants to prove they might even get laid some day under certain conditions.
Lobster
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 07:32:03 (EDT)
yeah, your mom backwards is almost as funny as your mom doggy style

Underdog
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 19:41:52 (EDT)
I want my mommy!

Maria
Njork, Njork - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 19:34:06 (EDT)

Anni again
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 17:28:34 (EDT)

Anni <I'm looking for Chong?>
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 17:21:41 (EDT)

bob
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 17:13:35 (EDT)

boob
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 16:58:03 (EDT)
THAT is fuckin funny
Mom Backwards
- Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 16:39:30 (EDT)
open fly tribute to your mom tonite.
slappy
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 16:16:47 (EDT)
open mike tribute to the Velvet Underground tonite at AS220
sweet mary jane
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 11:34:28 (EDT)
She knew her new name might finally stick when she got a phone message recently: "Hi, GoVeg.com. This is your mother. Please call me."
did somebody kidnap MJ?
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 11:33:08 (EDT)
oh sure i climb on after midnight finally, alll fucked up, and filthy VVilhelm is watching the 3 stooges thing on abc. a question: why sox go poopypants? someone anyone?
frag
- Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 22:50:58 (EDT)
so "face" makes yet another one-shot appearance...
dirty Vic
USA - Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 18:17:17 (EDT)
who's running for V.P., Traficant's hair?
Little Richard <lawdy@so.good>
USA - Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 12:21:49 (EDT)
BENNY SIZZLER KICKS ASSSSS!!!!!!
General Connie Sensus
US of A - Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 09:25:46 (EDT)
the road goes ever on and on
down from the door where it began
now far ahead the road has gone
and we must follow as we can
pursuing it with eager feet
until it joins some larger way
where many paths and errands meet
and whither then? we cannot say
-- JRRT, 1948
John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
Cambridge, UK - Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 09:13:00 (EDT)
DAMN fine html, ‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^› ®...
frag
- Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 00:16:12 (EDT)
does the lurk have a new look? or is the centered page the result of someone's fine html skills?
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^› ®
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 22:13:53 (EDT)
I smell the handiwork of a pissed off Chong and the sound outing he got in front of wifey...
The F.B.I.
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 20:06:52 (EDT)

W.R.
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 19:17:30 (EDT)

pissing me off
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 19:11:13 (EDT)

wha happen?
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 19:09:11 (EDT)
Any lurker who gets this kid drunk is gonna have hell to pay come competition day.
Little Timmy's Trainer
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 17:49:53 (EDT)
jesus dog that's little Timmy almost all grown up...do NOT fuck with the...er...kid!
Vic
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 17:13:13 (EDT)
Listen, I'm only eleven, I live in the gym and my dad won't let me eat refined sugar. Any chance the lurk can kidnap me tonight and take me to Babe's/and or the Decatur for a decent time?
Little Timmy's Big Jimmy
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 17:09:25 (EDT)
yahoo search has been getting nailed all day too and we just got a company virus alert too. See ya if ya come out to imbibe, otherwise, blow me.
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 16:23:41 (EDT)
Enough lurk fer now, looks like I have several bars in my immediate future (where the real man been anyway?). I'm out{{{{}}}}~~~~
mouse over
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 16:21:58 (EDT)
micro$oft and windows update sites....down!
frag
- Friday, August 01, 2003 at 16:19:22 (EDT)
And yet another fine American tosses his hat in the ring.

croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 16:16:24 (EDT)
SUCCESS!!
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 16:11:36 (EDT)

once for the road
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 16:10:22 (EDT)
I'm out. Hopefully I'll see some Lurkers on the Sunnyside tonight.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 15:37:36 (EDT)
YOU RANG?

USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 15:27:11 (EDT)
spallcheck- reverend
sum heathen
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 14:47:53 (EDT)
WANTED- Token honkies for Baptist Congregation. terms- $5 on Sunday $10 on Thursday (Mullatos need not apply)
Reverand X
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 14:46:39 (EDT)
An email from Eric "the Whip" Fontana ---

yo all- my CD release party for "HATS AND SHOES" is this MON. 8/4 , THE MET CAFE PROV. 9:30-12:00 all ages, $5, w/anna's house, and pete burr- see you there-THANKEE KINDLY- ERIC FONTANA www.cdbaby.com/ericfontana
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 14:34:36 (EDT)

Finally a man of integrity has thrown his hat in the ring.
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 14:13:17 (EDT)
Yeah, ditto on the really happy. My fave dive is a spit away from the convention center.
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 14:10:37 (EDT)
Hoy fuckballs! Robert Hegyes, the guy who played Juan Epstein on "Welcome Back, Kotter", is Jon Bon Jovi's cousin.
Lobster
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 14:06:05 (EDT)
Oh boy! I'm really, REALLY happy about this.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 13:40:41 (EDT)
is it me or does it look like that guy is about to administer a spanking?
spanky (no gang)
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 13:29:37 (EDT)
also on BSTC skill level being safely superior, gimme a decade and I'll be right there with ya.

croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 13:28:14 (EDT)
must be a case of pipo
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 13:24:24 (EDT)
my official meat title should be "poopsmith"
frag
- Friday, August 01, 2003 at 13:11:51 (EDT)
I think that hacker convention must be in full swing. My computer has been funky all day and at first I thought it was the so-called techs screwing up here, but after yahoo's search engine crapped out for 20 minutes and I've seen pages doing all kinds of odd dis-functions I'm suspecting the little hack-off is a big suckcess.
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 13:09:16 (EDT)
So you're in this hospital see, no make that a military hospittal and.., no make that a Russian military hospital and it's making for a real sh!tty day when........
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 12:58:18 (EDT)
Bush nominee for U.S. Tax Court claimed improper deductions for at least three years.
Lobster
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 12:42:17 (EDT)
Oh my dog--verrrry funny
wakefield regular
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 12:30:33 (EDT)
so do i get a free beer for each of my lurk identities?
he who cannot be named <10 plus beers@fall on.face>
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:53:10 (EDT)
Okay, that Westerly story is SERIOUSLY twisted.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:50:53 (EDT)
see you in aweek lurk!
Chong lee
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:45:19 (EDT)
Do we still consider Westerly a part of RI?
wakefield regular
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:44:17 (EDT)
thats just gross..
a growm up timmy?
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:24:51 (EDT)

whaaa?
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:21:13 (EDT)
Chong try show up tonight. Will bring sam horn video. see I remember things when I drink. Just not Dan's real name.
Chong lee
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:15:38 (EDT)
All Lurkers that show up at Babe's tonight get a beer on the house. How's that for incentive?
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:02:15 (EDT)
Our little Timmy has a fan club.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:59:53 (EDT)
two words- dicket fence
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:56:24 (EDT)
all i need is a willing victim to drive my sorry @ss back to wark and i'm in lester. calling all naive brothers-in-law now.....
frag
- Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:40:30 (EDT)
mayhem reins I see...the lurk from the Benny side is going to be a little quiet of late so you heathen lurk on...lurk on...
Vic, take a fuckin' shower dude
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:40:02 (EDT)
just did a little "view source"....let's just say the mighty BSTC still has very little competition in the coding realm.

where the eff is Joe? i know Kramer "guitars" require special strings but the Kid should've hooked him up by now....
Mal Form
- Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:37:40 (EDT)
Get ready for the White House spin. They found a bunch of useless MIGs buried in the sand (with no protection from the elements). Guaranteed this stuff goes back poppy bush's first Iraq run. Hussein was playing a big shell game and at the time US intelligence said some stuff was buried in a big hurry and some went to Iran. And the US wasn't sure which way most of them went.
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:30:18 (EDT)
Amended West Side button (although the fvck up was probably more accurate)--


totally complete absolute utter failure
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:16:39 (EDT)
Pitiful substitute for drop box--


head hanging low
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:13:52 (EDT)
Wow, Chong finally learned how to post pictures to the Lurk! Our little baby's all grown up! And it only took him 10 months!
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:06:55 (EDT)
"LESTERS'" What the hell kind of Chinese punctuation is that?
Grammar police
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:05:12 (EDT)
Lesters' favorite snack...
Chong lee
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:02:14 (EDT)
That's it I'm an utter drop-box failure. I will now have to go out this very evening and consume mass quantities to console my bruised ego.
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:46:55 (EDT)
muchas gracias sir les
frag
- Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:45:22 (EDT)
A baker's shop in Sweden has been reported for racial discrimination for selling Chong's favorite snack -- Negro balls.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:44:53 (EDT)

third (strike?)
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:44:15 (EDT)
I'm bartending at a certain pugilistically-themed Fox Point bar tonight if that sways you decision. Any complaints about the service and lack of (or excessive) flirting can be lodged on the Lurk.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:41:21 (EDT)
curses- well it got the look at least
back to virtual dawing board
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:38:24 (EDT)
Choose One As Friday night approaches it's time to choose the evenings path

croc- attempt #2
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:35:41 (EDT)

croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:33:48 (EDT)
HeY cH0Ng L33, wHaT tHiS u SaY bOuT wIfE!?! u NeVeR tElL mE bOuT wIfE! u SaY i WaS oNlY gIrL 4 u! Y u LiE 2 Me, Ch0nG l33?
GoE yAnG
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:23:24 (EDT)
"I like ‘em," Kaufman said, referring to the slabs of deep-fried bull gonads he'd just consumed.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:07:20 (EDT)
I didn't know Tucker was a singer.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 08:30:27 (EDT)
Not only is this quiz fun, it may help to keep someone (Chong) out of jail.
Lobster
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 08:27:30 (EDT)
Don't pour out dat 40oz, yo! Now you can give it up fo yo fallen homies Pac, Biggie, and Easy-E by gettin' they PEZ dispensah!
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 08:22:31 (EDT)

Bulge in Lester pants make zupcic very afraid!
Cong
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 08:03:21 (EDT)
"Bulge in Lake Worries YNP Scientists" -- In related news, bulge in Chong's pants worries local sheep.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 08:01:17 (EDT)
"There's the proper way to do things," he said. "And then there's the Karlpalooza way to do things."
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 07:58:44 (EDT)
"I think in six months from now, we'll have a considerable amount of evidence, and we'll be starting to reveal that evidence," -- Wow, producing evidence a full year after you start bombing! Now that's due process!
Lobster
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 07:54:06 (EDT)
I'm ok. Just a little bruised...
Ash
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 07:53:41 (EDT)
Maybe we should send gang members to Iraq.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 07:50:37 (EDT)
Some neat fonts for any design nerds out there.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 07:46:43 (EDT)

Chong lee
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 06:48:03 (EDT)
The world's largest carnivorous marsupial is the size of a stocky small dog but has jaws as strong as a crocodile which allow it to eat up to half its body weight in 30 minutes

Hi, my name is Jawbone, I want to come to America and enter the hot-dog eating contest on Coney Island. Will you sponsor me? Ya, also Turbonegro give good head, ooh,whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa. I'll chew thru the bar and bite their ankles whilst you make off with the beer. Can I join NARBLA? I have a tail...
T.Z. beelzebub <didjatwiddle@it.good>
state, of inebriation USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 03:23:09 (EDT)
good LORD what hell hath been wrought with HTML. hey where's mean joe? i just got the schedule for fiddlah's green. some WICKED hair en route. WICKED lahhhge hair.
frag
- Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 20:48:02 (EDT)
I'm out[[[[]]]]~~~~
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 19:47:42 (EDT)

croc

USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 19:47:01 (EDT)
this takes the lurk into new territory fer sure
fer sure croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 19:42:33 (EDT)

croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 19:41:31 (EDT)
I hear the QOC has solved the problems she's encountered due to the bum knee--

croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 19:26:09 (EDT)
SUCCESS!!!
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 19:14:14 (EDT)
OK let's try a fancy one


fingas crossed
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 19:13:46 (EDT)
One for the flight junkies.--
Mockups of experimental NASA planes, military aircraft and even the original Wright Flyer were present during the "Centennial of Flight" exhibition hosted by Rockefeller Center
MJ's woody of the day
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 18:57:38 (EDT)
Taz is in deep doo-doo Check this page to here what those little buggers sound like.

crocmanian devil
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 18:30:20 (EDT)
lurk #70707- yet another in a series of random lurks noted for digitary reasons
currently twiddling digits
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 18:23:37 (EDT)
currently listening to groovaliscious "Low Profile"
simply
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 18:20:37 (EDT)
Haha baldino/the Noise...In high school, I had this rotten band called 'The Drogues' b/c drogue=drug en francais. The bass player was a good friend of mine, and a solid hockey teammate. Our friendship dissolved due to pettiness over said band. We basically ran him out and I always felt awful about it. I heard he was writing for the Weekly Dig recently and Bald Eno looks up to him or some shit. I think I'll go post on the noise board as my 200 year old half man alligator half shark alter-ego, Sir Devilbum (and you thought I was gonna say 'Mr Gerbik')...
Daniel
on my way to Mt Katahdin, for reasons that now escape me, ME USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 18:06:14 (EDT)
I know three parts (oops now it's four)
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 17:52:47 (EDT)
Where's the Kernel?
Geneva Convention- article 75 section 2--
2. The following acts are and shall remain prohibited at any time and in any place whatsoever, whether committed by civilian or by military agents: (a) violence to the life, health, or physical or mental well-being of persons, in particular: (i) murder; (ii) torture of all kinds, whether physical or mental; (iii) corporal punishment; and (iv) mutilation; (b) outrages upon personal dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment, enforced prostitution and any form or indecent assault; (c) the taking of hostages; (d) collective punishments; and (e) threats to commit any of the foregoing acts.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 17:52:02 (EDT)
#2- Colonel Hogg (musta been funny while he was Major Hogg)--
Col. David Hogg, commander of the 2nd Brigade of the 4th Infantry Division, said tougher methods are being used to gather the intelligence. On Wednesday night, he said, his troops picked up the wife and daughter of an Iraqi lieutenant general. They left a note: "If you want your family released, turn yourself in." Such tactics are justified, he said, because, "It's an intelligence operation with detainees, and these people have info." They would have been released in due course, he added later. The tactic worked. On Friday, Hogg said, the lieutenant general appeared at the front gate of the U.S. base and surrendered.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 17:44:18 (EDT)
Two part-er here- Point #1-
Wolfowitz said--
This is a criminal regime that smothered that country in an unbelievable blanket of fear for 35 years. It’s difficult for Americans to imagine what it’s like to live in a country, not only where they can grab you at night and torture you, but they’ll grab your children and torture them in order to make you talk. It takes time to root out that kind of criminal gangs.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 17:41:24 (EDT)
chong I think I solved wife riddle
riddled with fried rice
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 16:26:57 (EDT)
Anybody else up for the meat field trip to Turboneger? We can go early and invade the Noise office and give balled eno the smackdown lurk-to-face.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 16:22:17 (EDT)
Middle East 9/17, I'm down for that show. I'm gonna buy a ticket on the morrow (being pay day and all)
denimless croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 16:16:43 (EDT)
Someone spoke of me and the mighty TRBJGND? I can't wait for Sept 17th. It will be like being in Poland on Sept 1, 1939...me being the Polish Cavalry. Did they wear denim, too?
DANIEL
Aint got no home, RI USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 15:58:11 (EDT)
Wave bye-bye too Poindickster
domino counter
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 15:39:00 (EDT)
I'm out of here. Jackwash will be serving drinks at a certain Fox Point bar tonight if anyone cares.
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 15:16:51 (EDT)
The UN-Patriot Act keeps rolling along
un-patriot this
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 14:51:51 (EDT)
A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."
Shecky
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 13:49:54 (EDT)
Worst headline of the week.
Lobster
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:59:50 (EDT)
them damn closing brackets get ya everytime
dicking around croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:47:34 (EDT)
Holy Red-Bull-Gives-You-Wings Batman! The Birdman done fell across the English Channel!!

pre-dick-table croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:45:18 (EDT)
whoops
frag
- Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:39:11 (EDT)
now back to our regular curriculum: Basic Supremacism 101
frag
- Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:38:43 (EDT)
he'd BETTER get more affiliates to pay back this little $150K indiscretion......
frag
- Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:35:57 (EDT)
illegal poem- story, poem
dick tater croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:32:11 (EDT)
BTW frag, Underground Garage is on WROR in Boston Sunday nights at ten.
totally a dick croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:10:23 (EDT)
Little Steven on the lotus tip. All together now- Namu Myoho Renge Kyo
dickless croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:07:01 (EDT)
I know, not as exciting as dick size discussions.....
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 11:53:08 (EDT)
steven hosts the only radio show worth hearing on our "mullet rock" station here in prov, Njork. garage stuff. sad to say it's on hideously early on sunday mornings though.
frag
- Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 11:52:43 (EDT)
Yesterday I was walking home from work and was coming up to the corner of 11th St. and 5th Ave., and I passed Steven Van Zandt on his cell phone. He was working the E-Street Band "Little Steven" look.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 11:35:11 (EDT)
nice game last night, there, Dontrelle....
frag
- Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 11:22:50 (EDT)
son of bitch!!!!
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 10:40:05 (EDT)
you show for this....

I show you inscrutable.
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 10:39:36 (EDT)

Chong HTML ismost inscrutable
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 10:29:12 (EDT)
croc have
NO DICK

it's true, no dick at all

Chong
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 10:21:01 (EDT)
croc havetiny tiny dick.
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 10:15:22 (EDT)
Chong haveBIG HEMORRHOID
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 10:13:32 (EDT)
Chong have little dick
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 10:09:48 (EDT)
i'll be back!
hmmm
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 09:34:32 (EDT)
......crap.
hmm
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 09:34:07 (EDT)
Take that!
Hmmmm
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 09:33:32 (EDT)
Take that!
Hmmmm
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 09:32:49 (EDT)
The Secret Service is puzzled by George W. Bush's reputed male sex-mate. Several times when that person was talking to Bush, that person would start crying hysterically like a woman, apparently beset by some deep dark medical secret threatening his very existence. As the Secret Service and some White House reporters are fully aware, Bush's reputed sex-mate has AIDS. And Bush reportedly has the onset of AIDS in a terminal form not yet fully seen on his face and skin.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 09:32:04 (EDT)
lotta people have axed me, re: MP3 file-sharing prosecutions. first, empty your 'shared' folder of all tunes. just put 'em elsewhere, ideally onto a CD and off your hard drive but definitely not in the shared folder. next, log into your particular service. this lets them know the last time you logged in you had nothing downloaded. next go to your user info and change your name, address, and contact email. plus whatever personal info you'd (accidentally i hope) provided. log out, in, out, and don't go back. will reduce your chances of getting busted by a lot. you shouldn't use that service any mo' either.
frag
- Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 09:28:15 (EDT)
Lester, it ain't easy to find a witty comment to retort the witless. It's like trying to find the waterfall in that pic of the highbeams.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 09:03:19 (EDT)
Look out below, Chong is threatening to unleash the missing brackets again. What will it be this time, the lurk transformed into mega-font, turned a lovely pepto-pink, or italicized into a bad Godfather remake (with Chinese subtitles of course)? Stayed tuned to this lurk channel for your bracket updates.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 08:57:37 (EDT)
Thanks a lot lurk. First thing wife says as she walks in the house yesterday is "Hi Chong Lee!, what do you want for dinner chong lee? Did you feed the animals chongy baby?" There will be payback. html style!
Well..Chong.
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 08:40:47 (EDT)
RIP -- Sam Phillips
Lobster
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 08:33:07 (EDT)
I was trying to think of a witty comment for this article, or to pick out one specific aspect to mock, but. . . I mean, fuck. The guy's just a jackass; what else can you say?
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 08:31:08 (EDT)
frag, I never know Benny gigs 'til the night before...that's the only time they let me outta the cage...as for right now though, the dradle must rock
Vic
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 08:14:02 (EDT)
I'm just wondering why nobody likes me. Is it something I said or did?
Late Night Lurker
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 00:32:02 (EDT)
actually was referring to the mighty binyamin SIZZLER and figured don was just too busy (driving piles for his new dock in johnston) to give a geeg update. but i do appreciate any update and sox will win the east and new favorite band name is Steinbrenner Yeast Infection
frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 21:20:46 (EDT)
better, warmer, faster, harder! Fraggle McCraggle: I assume you refer to the UDDER band...this Sunday at O'Brien's in Allston then some debacle in TYNGsboro on 8/10...then here's one for all you Boston Red Sox fucks, Weds. 8/20 at Bill's Bar after the BIG game vs. the A's
Vic T.
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 20:14:08 (EDT)
look it's a weapon of ass destruction!

elephant, man
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:58:24 (EDT)
still no waterfall, I'm out(((())))~~~
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:54:07 (EDT)
remember that woman who got banned at the bookstore for saying dumbya had chicken legs?

croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:52:56 (EDT)
don't think they're high beams as much as running lights.
frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:52:24 (EDT)

currently massively distracted
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:49:16 (EDT)
I don't know about that caption, I still don't see no waterfall
croc's creased pantaloons
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:40:38 (EDT)
why does she have her highbeams on in the daytime?
rubber necker
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:34:13 (EDT)
perhaps this can wake the Vilhelm....

frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:25:38 (EDT)

has anyone seen my bong?
the emp
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:16:10 (EDT)
is it before your next birthday?
frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:10:41 (EDT)
Vic T, when's next geeg?
frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:07:21 (EDT)
_uck M_!*
Hetfield's Lawyer
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:06:20 (EDT)
Wait! Wait! Methinks it's the glue for my herpes.....errrr....hair piece.
Cocchus Blocchus
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:04:35 (EDT)
what a fucking YAWN you fucks! post some GOOD sh!t for the love'a dog!
sleepy Vic
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:04:20 (EDT)
That's no pot, that's my styling mousse.
Pullius Pudlius
Italy - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:03:42 (EDT)
Has anyone seen my Emporer's pot?
Biggus Dickus
Italy - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:01:53 (EDT)
Initial guesses of its function range from cosmetic face cream and toothpaste to something that was smeared on goats before they were killed, she said. YEAH, RIGHT, KILLED! Yo, croc they found your sheep lube that you dropped at that old school orgy back B.C.
still has your prints on it...
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:54:02 (EDT)
suicide fucked my buzz ALL up.
frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:51:46 (EDT)
actually, this is where i git the idea fer th' song, i nailed her Down Under back in the 60's, i thought it was one of them fancy punk-rock type piercings so i didn't mention it
Neil Young <little part of it@every.one>
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:39:18 (EDT)
they have some old Stones footage on now.
them some ugly rockers
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:28:44 (EDT)
remember that little country China?
not chong
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:26:38 (EDT)
bigger and further south but still a strap-on
suzy strapstein
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:24:33 (EDT)
yeah, so i had a little trouble on the way home last night(took the long way)
"swiss cheese head" white <fleabit@peanut.monkey>
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:23:37 (EDT)
I think their lines are jammed big time, just switched myself to the CBCs version of the webcast. Rush is on right now.
croc hot on the roc trail
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:22:00 (EDT)
i think all that blood rushing to my head messed up my speeling on that rhino post
my dog's name...
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:06:38 (EDT)
Bad Request Your browser sent a request that this server could not understand. The request line contained invalid characters following the protocol string.
your shiteating link doesn't work,croc!
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:02:45 (EDT)
I bet those lilylivered marlenes were suprised to see two majestic beasts from the dark continent stomping thru the door, eh croc? here's an artists represention of what i look like for everyone who missed out:

"pointy head" white
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:54:59 (EDT)
I can't decide whether this little number intrigues me or worries me.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:54:01 (EDT)
PDA? GPS? here's a new one: BLOWME
frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:46:19 (EDT)
The other side of omega3s
my GPS and omega3s are both fishy
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:45:21 (EDT)
you just need the right equipment
industrial strength
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:44:32 (EDT)
I did track it. She weren't that bad considering the lack-o-teeth, but for the price how can you go wrong? Only problem for me is how to get that smell outa the GPS bug.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:33:41 (EDT)
I wear this lurk like a $5 zoot suit. You best not be breakin' that pilsnerfied pledge, monsieur le croc, or I send one of my fiercest bitches to turn you into boots and (tit) wallets. Oh,yeah, nice try with the GPS tracking device IN MY SHOE!, i gave it to a hooker at the safari lounge and told her it was a mini vibrator. Track that!
"pimp head" white <schizo@mind.flop>
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:17:49 (EDT)
Took me a while to get through to the links, but the Toronto Sars Fest is live on-line. Hi bandwidth or for the unfortunate low bandwidth
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:02:11 (EDT)
That's gotta be Dan (aka Daniel (That cracks me up everytime)) flexing his Turbo Jugend muscle.
Don
G-String or Hairz?, USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 16:30:26 (EDT)
put the hoaxie down
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 15:57:02 (EDT)
here ya go gals-- aged beefcake

I think I'll start a campaign for office under the slogan "A dancer for every lap!"
candidate croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 15:38:07 (EDT)
what's the interest rate?
Santos L. Halper <http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_804084.html?menu=news.weirdworld.animaltales>
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 15:27:32 (EDT)
Some analysts say the sensitive actor may also be wary of subjecting himself to a tough campaign's personal attacks and rumors.
one word- terminated
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 15:22:14 (EDT)
As to the Flash Mob lurk, yes it did happen. I must say Lily Marlenes is DEFINITELY the place to meet and maintain lurk anonimity (that's lurkonimity to those in the know). It was dark and dank as Old Lady Schroeder's nether regions. You'd need a high grade nightscope to get a confirmed ID on anyone there. I do have sum suspicions about the meeting though. Said lurker was wearing a cheap black suit with dark sunglasses and kept taking notes and seemed to be talking to into the lapel of the jacket. I cleverly steered talk of certain plans for a certain unelected sumbody's untimely demise into a discourse on habanero peppers, so I believe the plot can go forward as originally scheduled.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 15:12:50 (EDT)
Correct Lester(almost)- They didn't use it, but yes it was a 14 year old Andy Williams that cut the track they didn't use.

"We had a hell of a time trying to find a girl to sing with a voice as low as Bacall's. So I got Andy Williams, and we took all the music he recorded and let Bacall mouth it to his singing. But she was singing at the same time, and I thought she sounded better than Andy Williams. So we went back and did the whole thing again. It was all her singing. There was another picture where she sang. The Big Sleep. And that was her voice too." (Quoted from "Hawks on Hawks", by Joseph McBride, University of California Press).
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 15:02:15 (EDT)
not Peggy Lee (nor Butt E) and I'm on IE and with them messing with the computer system today the lurk is one of the few things w**king on this here box. As to helmet, I had to swear on beer that I'd not divulge (but bribes will be taken into consideration)
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:58:47 (EDT)
A teenage Andy Williams sang "How Will We Know?" for Bacall. Everyone knows that.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:53:09 (EDT)
*Frag is to be credited with the Netscape slur "Nutscrape"
*
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:50:15 (EDT)
Damn those html newbies like Chong. Yeah, I can get on in Nutscrape* but not IE. Anyways-is someone saying they HOOKED up on the lurk and then actually WENT out in the 3-D world and CONVERSED? Covered with hairz or not, I'm glad the Lurk is good for at least one fucking thing-pairing up animals like Noah's Lurk.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:48:31 (EDT)
they've only got 630 versions of Stardust so far
that's a big ass hoagy
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:46:44 (EDT)
And for those who can't get enuf, here's a whole lotta Hoagy
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:42:47 (EDT)
OK bouys and gulls, QUIZ TIME. The pic is Hoagy Carmichael with Bacall in To Have And Have Not doing the song How Will We Know?. Originally they had Bacall lip synch to another singer (they decided to use Bacall singing herself later). Who was the yet to be famous singer?

croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:41:00 (EDT)
Or maybe we should take bets on when those hoagies will initiate a terrorist attack?
w.r.
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:25:11 (EDT)
should we be worried about grindahs and cabinets?
wakefield regular
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:21:44 (EDT)
Take your hands of of the hoagie! Step away from the Hoagie!
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 13:53:21 (EDT)
I found myself a new support group.
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 13:33:12 (EDT)
North side this time. I told you, the WHOLE damn town is mine
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 13:25:09 (EDT)
Hopefully those hairy beasts stay on the West Side with all the other boorish savages.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 13:04:24 (EDT)

Vincent A. "Buddy" Cianci
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 13:00:39 (EDT)

left of center?
frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 12:49:09 (EDT)

*****NEWSFLASH*****
PROVIDENCE- A crazed swarm of beer-swilling nogoodniks descended on the quiet Federal Hill neighborhood last night, leaving a path of bewilderment and malcontent in their wake. The two apparent refugees from an experimental hair-growth laboratory were observed downing over a gallon of foamy intoxicants in a rapid style, and were overheard cackling and mumbling about "meat" and a mysterious condition known only as "the lurk". If spotted, notify Animal Control immediately and cross to the other side of the street and DO NOT make eye contact, they can sense your fear.
"helmet head" white
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 12:40:29 (EDT)
There has GOT to be a special circle of hell set aside for this guy
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 12:39:00 (EDT)
jesus dog it's the good-for-absolutely nothing YUP!
Vic
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 12:19:27 (EDT)
that ain't no plug nickel
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 12:03:05 (EDT)
Blow me, Chong
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 12:02:41 (EDT)
yup, it was that "middle of the road" post that did it
yup
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 12:00:44 (EDT)
nyeah nyeah
Little Timmy
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:58:22 (EDT)
Jeez, miss one friggin backslash and i have to hear it from lester???? Who's next little timmy? Friggin buddy lee?///////////////////////////////////!!!!there now fuck off!!
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:57:12 (EDT)

Missed a / there chong. them closing brackets get you every time.
At least it wasn't a


marquee
I sent the whole lurk scrolling one day messing up that closing bracket

croc


USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:51:25 (EDT)
"A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again"
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:50:37 (EDT)
it wasnt my html it was my dragging of the sizzler blimp into the comment box. So go blow.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:44:55 (EDT)
Chong broke the luuuuurk. Chong broke the luuuurk. Chong broke the luuuuurk.
sum tattletale
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:39:46 (EDT)
where's the BSTC when you need 'em?
ugly mug Vic
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:25:50 (EDT)
Within 48 hours last month, authorities in rural Anderson County, about 30 miles north of Knoxville, shut down three labs. The third bust was the county's 22nd of the year. Through June 3, Tennessee officials had shut down 305 labs. In all of last year, there were 387 lab raids in Tennessee.
croc on smurfing safari
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:14:12 (EDT)
That's you
all over
the place

the Tinman said to the Scarecrow

USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:11:17 (EDT)
I was looking
for more of this
sorta effect

croc

USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:08:13 (EDT)
myself, I'm spread out across the board

croc

USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:06:27 (EDT)
Chong like it better in middle of road.

Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:54:04 (EDT)

Chong it may suck, but it blows too


darth lurker


USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:47:43 (EDT)
fans pelting fred durst with garbage fucking rules...dog bless the windy shitty
Vic Garbage
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:35:40 (EDT)

Hey Croc, it sucks over here. I'm going back over there...


Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:35:04 (EDT)

I meant----
Lobster, what are you doing way over THERE


darth lurker


USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:33:03 (EDT)

Lobster, what are you doing way over there


croc


USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:31:37 (EDT)
You can argue with yourself this way too

no you can't



yes you can

no you CAN'T



YES you CAN!!

NO you CAN'T!!


croc

croc


USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:28:43 (EDT)

Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:24:33 (EDT)

Shall we all right hand lurk to day?
It'll be a change-o-pace
to wank off lefty style.


croc


USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:23:05 (EDT)

Chong off in right field


croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:20:18 (EDT)

Chong Not Fuck Anything UP


Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:03:22 (EDT)

Freddy vs. Jason? I voted Freddy, but Jason does have more impressive kill stats
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:02:36 (EDT)
I'm pissed I didn't think of this first.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:02:08 (EDT)
Lurk w*rks just fine in IE for me.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 09:53:27 (EDT)
Listen Chong Lee, are you and your "am" html skillz responsible for the IE troubs? Anybody else having trouble today keeping the lurk up in IE?
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 09:50:10 (EDT)
Now chong teach self html so punker than before.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 09:47:57 (EDT)

Chong Lee RULES!!


Ummm
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 09:47:11 (EDT)

how exactly do ya google up the ip? And I don't think they have a wifi in the building, but if they do what exactly do I need to know?
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 09:28:34 (EDT)
Another article about Fred Durst's temper tantrum.
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 09:28:09 (EDT)
GeoCities sucks a donkey's ass.
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 09:09:35 (EDT)
pic there, pic gone, damn it! I say AGAIN, gee those eyes look familiar.
cursing wonky link
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 08:47:18 (EDT)
"Pabst-guzzling loft dweller!"
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 08:45:51 (EDT)
Let me get this straight -- the gub'ment says that we're at a high risk for renewd terrorist attacks on airplanes, then does this? To save money on hotel rooms?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 08:43:06 (EDT)

gee those eyes look familiar
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 08:32:56 (EDT)
OH SNAP!! Actor Bruce Campbell Injured in Car Crash!
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 08:26:58 (EDT)
x
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 08:16:04 (EDT)
Malcolm X is a Lurker?
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 07:34:59 (EDT)
x
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 07:21:20 (EDT)
http://bennysizzler.com/images/domo_Gail.jpg
http://bennysizzler.com/images/domo_Gail.jpg
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 07:19:49 (EDT)
x
mister prime minister sir...i lack real current knowledge thereof other than buddy up to the IT guy responsible for proxy servers, never type in actual domain (opt for the ip addy for binyamin sizzler or get via google result) und once the first is accomplished, axe about unscanned wifi hotspots but be very specific with said IT dood about what you're doing because he's gonna check your ass anyhoo. you are after all official sub-saharan pointman and lackey for an upcoming benny tour and dammit, they need your ass. and other bits. dood. good luck.
bore-ass
eucker-rainus, - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:59:55 (EDT)
tailless it shall be
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:55:35 (EDT)
oh yeah, croc, make sure you lose the tail
so punny
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:52:28 (EDT)
bin Laden bin Loaded I don't care WHO you is...BJ and/or Don, possibility I'll drive up separate and distinctly on Thursday depending on HEAD action...and if you see that dude DRUGSY, tell him to keep his grubby paws off my gal
it's Vic yooz betta believe it
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:41:29 (EDT)
cool beans on the boonie ride 8 1/2 it is
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:36:50 (EDT)
i'm kinda out in the boonies but i'll be there by 8:30.
get on board the booze train
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:33:54 (EDT)
Ain't been to lily's yet, but I hear my reputation hasn't gotten there ahead of me. Sounds cool by me. I'm looking at ETA to leave here in the next half hour. What's yer time frame.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:15:01 (EDT)
name the spot,ya hairy reptile
i'm not bin laden but i've been loaded
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:04:59 (EDT)
ain't easy to get a rise out of this number
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:01:53 (EDT)
Don't care if yer Bin Laden if yer buying. I iz badly bent currently.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 18:26:26 (EDT)
Here are the two main options I'm looking at frag. The i330 or one of these connection cards. and it gets more confusing once you start pricing the service. I already have a phone so for 20-30 more I can go PDA with decent time or drop 40-80 more to hook up the laptop. At 80 It's unlimited so even though that's up there I could drop the 20 for home service..... see what I mean. So it'll take me a few calls to Sprint to get some bottom line totals before I pick one.
croc tuckered from teching
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 18:24:46 (EDT)
so where are ya planning on imbibing tonite croc i'll buy you a molotov
lurk like a turk
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 18:20:12 (EDT)
Newsweek banned in Bangladesh
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 18:18:42 (EDT)
oh I'll figger a way either through the laptop or go for the phone/PDA/browser. The FBI didn't get me or stop me, so I doubt the corpulent piggies can either. However, it may be a serious case of Lurkus Interuptus until techy shiz and my budget collide.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 18:07:48 (EDT)
there's gotta be a way around that crap, croc
geek boy <gowireless@lap.top>
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 18:02:34 (EDT)
yo, lurkside warrior, i said lurkers and lurkettes, too
equal oppurtunity pork
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 17:58:27 (EDT)

croc awaiting his doom
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 17:51:13 (EDT)
When I get a team we are gonna be so awesome that the Defecatur Regurgitaters will scream for mercy.
The Lurkside Warrior
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 17:44:23 (EDT)
hey croc, i'm gonna invite you (and all the other lurkers and lurkettes) to a beach party now in case you go AWOL on us on account o' the man. sunday aug.10. there will be inhuman amounts of food, meaning P!G roast. rsvp, i'll give yous a phone number or some such. as long as that freak buddy lee doesn't call me ten times a day
i am the unknown porker
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 17:29:45 (EDT)
Gee now who would want to do something nasty to the French economy?---
Baudot, the Var fire chief, said arson was not confirmed. However, he noted that 28 fires were started Monday, and "there is little probability that this is by chance."
molotov bushtail
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 17:23:25 (EDT)


W>R>
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 17:20:03 (EDT)

words that should NEVER be used as lyrics in a song: a) RECTIFY or any variant thereof, b) PLACENTA, and while we're at it throw SCROTAL SACK in there
that fat fuck Vic
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 17:14:54 (EDT)
check the tauntomatic. I can't imagine WHO woulda wrote such a thing.
teabag in sheep's clothing
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:59:57 (EDT)
NOTHING funnier than the antics of "Storm and Birdsy" and their retarded psycho scitzo Mr. Harding...HILARIOUS SH!T man...fucking rolling over here
Vic Roller
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:55:03 (EDT)
they don't have a praise the lord+pass the ammo mp3 but a child and his lawnmower is a good blast from the passed
sparking up winmx <nostalgia@rock.punk>
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:52:44 (EDT)
"so infirm his owners had recently begun taking him out for his perambulations in a child's stroller"
Tell Me About it
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:52:31 (EDT)
Don't forget to join the Defenders this Sat for a game of 796.33 at 4pm. Preceded and followed by consuming copious amounts of 641.874.
wakefield regular
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:47:23 (EDT)
cough-up 10K or Skipper gets it
doggy nappy styllee
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:38:49 (EDT)
como se llama?
chulupa
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:34:35 (EDT)
Better loosen that gay @ss necklace or there's a second thing that might make you go blind
tie on wax off
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:32:40 (EDT)
Sheep are nice in a pinch and all, but i'll tell you, when i was on tour with the dali-llama in Tibet i discovered the joys of yak porking. after all sheep have that mad cow disease and i am rather beefy. yaks are more massive, relative to the pushin'/cushion factor, plus the booming baritone of a well-pleasured yak reminds me of my own rhythm section.
Nigel Tufnel <big@bottom.got'em>
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:29:28 (EDT)
agreed on the sheep comment, but to the Bisket mavens slug status, the metallica mavens are still lower in a crusty-toe-cheese status.
would go lower than toe-cheese for metallica, but have to leave room for the whole shrub cartel further down the line
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:28:20 (EDT)
Onward Christian Unit Shifter
Yea, What He Said
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:11:17 (EDT)
And to further bag on Metalyuka what the fuck is with the "Faith" tattoo on Jimmy Het's sausage arm? Oooh scary metal.
Don
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:08:02 (EDT)
!
bork bork bork
- Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:02:44 (EDT)
the sheep that put "Limp Bisket" where they "are" are not unlike the morons that put Bush where he "is"
Vic you ain't makin' no sense
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:00:56 (EDT)
We invented not only E and F but also F-flat AND E-sharp
Lars
- Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:00:53 (EDT)
I'm no fan of Durst's whining, but personally I'd be honored to be booed by the fvcktards that not only were stupid enuf to buy the new metallica CD, but after hearing it went out and paid exorbitant fees to here them spew that crap on stage. Hell, that aud!ence woulda cheered for days for the Sizzlers if they were that screwed up.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:57:08 (EDT)
do NOT chew and drive again...EVER...Lobster, that link to the downfall and death of "Limp Prick-sket" and the head cockhead Dread Dirst didn't seem to work...got any more details? cuz that's fucking great
Vic Trola
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:45:24 (EDT)
Let's hope to Dog that for the sake of people everywhere Benny Sizzler don't have any 791's lined up
Dewey Eyed
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:41:53 (EDT)
Furze on her Critical Mass bike ride last weekend.
Lance Armstrong
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:40:02 (EDT)
yo Njork, don't let the meat maul ya. ditto here trying to get computers from three different decades (!) to converse. question: does Times Up have merch as in tees and whatnot?
frag
- Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:35:03 (EDT)
the flash mob lying in wait...
put yo' thing down click it and reverse it
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:11:21 (EDT)
I don't know about the whole mob scene. It seems like it could be a silly and fun thing to do once, but I don't get the draw to do it over and over. I certainly don't look at it as an art form (my humble opinion). The last one's meeting spot was way inconvenient for me (Upper West Side, while I reside in Alphabet City bordering the East Village), so that plays a part too. I DID participate in the Critical Mass bike ride this past Friday, and had a great time! I really dig what the organization is all about.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:10:32 (EDT)
Although the Hummer gets only around 10 miles to the gallon, compared to 25 in the original Model T, General Motors insists that it has not fallen behind on the technology curve. The new Hummer sports advanced tailfin designs, a dent-resistant bumper and 7-inch halogen head lamps. Nevertheless, with gas prices edging up towards 35 cents a gallon, consumers may not be as willing to sacrifice fuel economy.
my karma ran over my technology curvma
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:10:05 (EDT)
this just in....'blob liberry re-renamed
Major Assclown
- Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:05:47 (EDT)

Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der břrk-břrk yubetcha, ich voten der #9 listlichen, puut de hotty in the pot a hurdygurdy...
the swedish chef
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:57:11 (EDT)
ok, njork, the triple digit numbers are dewey decimal codes, so mj said that she's no god but her homegirls from your list are. and MJ, click for some schoolin'
Mr. Hand
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:35:02 (EDT)
So Njork, are ya gona do the flash mob bit?
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:20:47 (EDT)
since we're now posting in the 700s can we all get a bit more artsy? (or is it more fartsy, less artsy?)
wakefield regular
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:11:15 (EDT)
I sooooo confuzed.......
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:09:09 (EDT)
the horny croc-in-sheeps clothing sizing up its next prey...

mary had a hairy lamb
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:07:34 (EDT)
Listen, Cunning- You'regoing to give me LINGUISTICS for my MOLLUSK?! You are one sick bastard.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:06:47 (EDT)
Listen, Njork-I'm no 212.0 but I think you'll agree that 27, 33 and 73 are where it's at.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:04:44 (EDT)
hey MJ, i'll give ya a little 410 for your 564
so cunning <whoever@posted.that>
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:55:23 (EDT)
Dear Lurk, I sorry I been absent so much. I got MeatWorld Mono and it's makin' me drag my @ss. I promise to try and be more present. I still here and lurking on. Sincerely, NjorkGrrrl.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:49:40 (EDT)
Check out #47 - WHO'S ahead of Debbie Harry and Bjork?!
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:47:36 (EDT)
Hey that's the most action I've seen in years! Anyway, Sluggo named his dog "Corky St. Clair"
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:47:11 (EDT)
My private area is a 308.0
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:43:39 (EDT)
My private area is a 308.0
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:41:42 (EDT)
ok, i say butty lee gets filed under 169 and croc gets a 636 for being on that lamb
my decimals are wet with dew <ho's@area.codes>
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:30:02 (EDT)
Limp Bizkit booed off stage, Fred Durst throws temper tantrum. Awesome.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:27:28 (EDT)
Vic should never be so chewy whilst negotiating the turn down the Middleblob gauntlet.
Don
6c 240, USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:11:01 (EDT)
That is one large croc.
Capt Obvious
- Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 12:44:47 (EDT)
you gotta admit though, vic, when they're all squished together like that the use of buckshot (whoops i meant rubber bullets) is far more efficient.
frag
- Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 11:55:56 (EDT)
silly silly bastid

USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 11:49:15 (EDT)
BURDWAN: After the baffling case of the boy who passed live flies while urinating, an eleven year old was on Thursday admitted to a government hospital for investigation why black ants were crawling out of his left eye since last week.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 11:48:10 (EDT)
Performers included rowdy rockers Jackyl, Bo Fudd and the Do-Rite Boyz, the Lost Boys and Hayseed Dixie, a bluegrass band that performs rock covers. In between performances, contestants competed to see who had the best mullet — the short-in-front, long-in-back hairstyle associated with country singer Billy Ray Cyrus. In another contest, women competed to see who looked the most like Daisy Duke, a character from the early '80s TV show "Dukes of Hazzard" known for the shortness of her cut-off pants.
Roscoe P. Coltrane <myhog@is.boss>
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 11:42:31 (EDT)
I vote "really dumb" on the "VIC" thing.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 11:23:22 (EDT)
I vote for "really dumb" on the swarming thing...
Vic
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 11:15:03 (EDT)
YO!! HANDS OFF, CRACKER!!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 10:55:23 (EDT)
Hey Butt E Lee I hear you're hot. Wanna go swarming?
Love them Butt E Buns
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 10:48:28 (EDT)


USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 10:37:40 (EDT)
"What New York really is, is it's an island, with lots of people, lots of different people...I hope to maybe meet some guys, some Italian guys, and maybe watch some TV."
Libby Mae Brown
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 10:36:03 (EDT)
Hey Butt E Lee, let's shout your love for me from the rooftops

croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 10:35:18 (EDT)
I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 10:30:18 (EDT)


USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 10:26:21 (EDT)
You're all bastard people
Corky St. Clair
Blaine, MO USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 10:11:01 (EDT)
here we go again
pee yellow
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 09:43:42 (EDT)
further proof that military intelligence is an oxymoron
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 08:38:29 (EDT)
another mob link
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 08:37:06 (EDT)
Why do I think Furze had something to do with this--
Once in place, the mob tweeted like birds and crowed like roosters, chanted "Na-ture," and then dispersed.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 08:29:06 (EDT)
Scored 6310 first try at battleship.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 08:24:10 (EDT)
Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 08:20:30 (EDT)
Aw c'mon now Butt E, ya know I think it's sweet of you to share that pic of you being fondled by me.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 08:17:42 (EDT)
RIP - Former Iron Butterfly lead guitarist Erik Braunn.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 08:06:22 (EDT)
You bastard for that battleship link. BASTARD.
Night Shift
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 21:45:02 (EDT)
Another productivity killer.
The Kid <you@sunkmybattleship.com>
Somewhere beneath the atlantic, ??? USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 21:18:09 (EDT)
I think that Croc's got a little sumthin' filed under 594.0 down them leather trou of his
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 20:10:09 (EDT)
yeah, that one right there
Buddy Lee
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 19:54:24 (EDT)


USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 19:53:51 (EDT)
is it me or did Croc take that gay Croc thing a little too defensively?
Buddy Lee
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 19:52:48 (EDT)
alright, I'm out((()))~~~~
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 19:37:01 (EDT)
it's here---->
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 19:36:08 (EDT)
i respect any restaurant whose site has a built-in headspin feature disguised as 'panoramic view'. impressive. where the hades is it though...charlestown?
frag
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 19:30:09 (EDT)
I stand gramchecked on lam, didn't know that one.
here's a shot of me in my other pitching position

Capt Croc at yer service ma'am
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 19:27:46 (EDT)
69802! WOOO WOOO ME ME!! 69802!! WOO WOO!!!
frag
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 19:23:56 (EDT)
killed lurk ded and do realize croc digs sheep but.... gramcheck sez lam.
frag
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 19:22:37 (EDT)

please devour your mate
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 19:21:57 (EDT)
The texass dems are on the lamb again
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 19:17:03 (EDT)
click HERE for a short video clip that neatly ties together today's lurk's various themes
dung bunny
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 19:15:16 (EDT)
guess it looks like Butt E Lee signed on as butt boy for

croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 19:10:41 (EDT)
looks like I'm playing pitcher with Butt E Lee in that pic
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 19:02:10 (EDT)
signed affectionately, Butty Lee

USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 18:40:14 (EDT)
Butt E Lee definitely cross-referenced under both 165.0 and 616.0
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 18:26:08 (EDT)


USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 17:53:23 (EDT)
how come Dewey get's his own system?
Huey & Lewey
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 17:19:29 (EDT)
meaningless drivel...pure balderdash
Filthy Vic
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 17:09:46 (EDT)
ET phone home--that's pretty paranormal isn't it? Will take up thread tomorrow at w!rk here at 027.4
W.R.
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 17:06:20 (EDT)
and of course ALL lurk related materials should be kept as far away as possible from 780.0
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 17:04:58 (EDT)
let me submit this for your perusal.. the lurk should be filed in a quiet, unassuming, category like 130
Rod Serling
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:59:22 (EDT)
& who said librarians weren't funny?
W.R.
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:58:11 (EDT)
the lurk- overstating the oblivious since 8/8/02
obviously oblivious
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:54:49 (EDT)
Of course a librarian of any gender would be filing lurkers under 592.0 and the lurk itself under 999.0.
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:53:02 (EDT)
12:15 p.m. A pedestrian in a trench coat and stocking cap became upset with a bus and charged at it.
damn bus
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:49:55 (EDT)
ain't no pahticulah liberrian just overstating the obvious
wakefield regular
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:44:02 (EDT)
womyn librarian? This wouldn't be in reference (section 000.0- 099.9) to a certain Providence librarian of female persuasion?
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:42:04 (EDT)
In a cavern, in a canyon Excavating for a mine, Dwelt a miner '69er, And his daughter, Clementine. Oh Clementine, can't you tell from the howls of me This love of mine calls to you from the bowels of me. Are you discerning the returning Of this churning, burning, yearning for you...oo oo...ah ah...
Slo-Mo
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:38:29 (EDT)
who me?
wolf in wolf's clothing currently inside of sheep's clothing
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:38:10 (EDT)
Well MJ all i know is that MD was a real b@st@rd & if it were up to him, there would be no womyn librarians. WHAAAT? How could it be? (you might ask). I do know that 696.2 is the classification for pipe fitting
I like regsy
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:36:27 (EDT)
How come whenever there's an across the board tax cut I'm not on board?
tax revolting croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:35:46 (EDT)
When are we supposed to believe you croc? Hmmmm? You lie. You cheat. You make false claims on meaningless accomplishments. You're like a wolf in wolf's clothing.
Doubting Timmy
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:35:19 (EDT)
liar and cheater I may be, but double six-niner was mine all mine.
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:27:35 (EDT)
Don digs the Boy Shit oompa loompa soundtrack. Now that is MUSIC!!! SWEET MUSIC!!!!
Don
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:23:57 (EDT)
Just WAIT till I show the lurk them PLECTRUM pix. If you thought he couldn't get lain before, just wait till you get a LOAD* of these *see latest "news" item
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:17:37 (EDT)
MJ, I pray to dog that you post some sort of Plectrum footage a la Chong Lee in his sh!t brown Benny shirt blatantly scoping out that hot chic
Vic
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:12:03 (EDT)
While walking through a dung-filled field a decade ago, Eilts got the idea of using dried-out cowpats for his timepieces. The artist found so many similarities between the consistency of poop to his paints that he fell in love with the material. Having conquered the field of poo sculptures and wall clocks, Eilts is looking to expand his repertory to include cow dung wrist watches.
and now for something completely different
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:06:27 (EDT)
dwat that wabbit
Elmer Fudd
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:05:07 (EDT)
errr....boy shit
frag
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:57:43 (EDT)
IT WAS A WICKET NITEMAIR!!!
Vic
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:56:23 (EDT)
yankees suck
frag
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:56:17 (EDT)
Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Har D. Har
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:54:54 (EDT)
sure it wasn't knightmere?
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:51:28 (EDT)
Lurk #069690!!- that's 69 twice as nice!!
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:50:37 (EDT)
Hey you guys, the other day Vic said "nightmair" instead of nightmare!
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:43:32 (EDT)
hey, wanna play with ME
Pubert T. Hair.esq.
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:42:43 (EDT)
70k here I come
Vic
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:40:25 (EDT)
NIGHTMAIR
Vic
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:39:07 (EDT)
Hey WakeReg, is Dewey Decimal a generous lover?
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:37:34 (EDT)
Difference between Slo-Mo and Eminem.
Hype
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:37:23 (EDT)
Conversely, shit covered in shit is practically identical to shit not covered in shit.
Wink "Lightning Round" Martindale
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:32:40 (EDT)
Here is a rare recording of an early Benny bulkhead session that surfaced not too long ago on the net. Enjoy.
The Kid
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:31:16 (EDT)
Coincedently, at Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight whilst in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
so obtuse it's kind of acute
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:29:46 (EDT)
Most things covered in shit are vastly different than things not covered in shit.
Ghandireah
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:28:43 (EDT)
rare recording of burr pleasuring a duck. And with his size no need for knee pads.
needs a coaster on his head
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:08:03 (EDT)
Cow dung is the time-tested and traditional cure for lightning-struck people. Had they (students) not been covered with dung, the scene would have been different."
dungless in delhi
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:06:11 (EDT)
if he had the operation they made him a foot and half taller while they were at it too.
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:04:47 (EDT)
Okay, you right Regsy. Pete IS a lover of men.
Don
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:03:29 (EDT)
I guess we missed the hooligan holiday, eh frag?
Don
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:01:12 (EDT)
Oh I beg to differ--Pete is mighty flirtatious. Just ask Lil Andy and a man named Eric
wakefield regular
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:00:16 (EDT)
Now Lester. He's got a pretty mouth.
Don
Portajohnston, USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 14:58:51 (EDT)
Croc, did Pete Burr finally get that sex operation or something? That dude's a lot of things, but a pretty, flirtatious barkeep ain't one of 'em.
Snip N. Tuck
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 14:54:51 (EDT)
RI Monthly? What is it with the lurk hags that gets them all this press?
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 14:46:13 (EDT)

where truth is never an impediment to the story
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 14:41:15 (EDT)
Listen scholar, even though the QOC is my most mortal of enemies I still defend her right to chew
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 14:39:44 (EDT)
Swapping chaw with the QOC was enuf of an eruption fer me.
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 14:30:33 (EDT)
Microwave DAVE! We missed you. Sorry about the new "friends". If MJ® was at either bar that scene would have erupted into a "Girls Gone Ape Crazy" video- wrong chair selections or not.
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 14:27:43 (EDT)

Hi! I'd like to join the lurk. I'm a lot of fun at parties...
Simon Snorkel <raise@sky.shlong>
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 13:37:46 (EDT)
most homicidal is right, frag kill lurk dead
cricket
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 13:30:37 (EDT)
most homicidal post evah
frag
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 12:20:01 (EDT)
I missed the joke AND a chair fiasco? Curse my bad timing.
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 12:11:09 (EDT)
I've been having my mail forwarded to oblivion for years, but it ain't in my nature to be a flowbie.
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 12:10:00 (EDT)
conclusion: you're going to drink yourself into oblivion anyway anywhere so just go with the flow
Vic
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 11:56:47 (EDT)
Conclusion- If you hate people and wish to pickle your liver slowly whilst totally zzzzzzzing out your brain watching baseball, then Babe's is your kinda hole. THat's cause you leave before CHONG show up. Then shit went down. Someone told a joke. One guy tried to sit in the wrong chair. It was nuts!
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 11:51:21 (EDT)
Friday I did the westside/eastside comparison drunk testing.

Babe's- no AC, male barkeep who noticed my empty once out six times, "crowd" consisted of 6 guys with their eyes glazed over watching a yawn of a baseball game, no music.

Decatur- AC, female barkeep who always had a new frosty one in front of me before I was empty and flirted with me, crowd was a mixed bag which included 6 guys with their eyes glazed over watching a yawn of a baseball game, but also had a variety of people conversing, playing pool, playing excellent jukebox, and a flow in and out that meant every 3 beers someone new was sitting next to you.

Conclusion- If you hate people and wish to pickle your liver slowly whilst totally zzzzzzzing out your brain watching baseball, then Babe's is your kinda hole.

Oh, on the Decatur side of the story there was one serious drawback, the owner. When she wasn't startling you by slamming her head into the bar because she'd passed out after another shot, she was tormenting customers. At one point I saw her crawling around under the tables tying peoples shoelaces together, and when they inevitably got up and fell over she'd jump up laughing and pointing with derision at them flopping about on the floor. She was also chewing tobacco and rather than use a spitoon she was taking a straw and using the masticated chaw as her bio-terrorist version of spitballs. When last call came they had no problem clearing the bar as the owner was at that point going around frenching all the customers (yes, WITH the chaw still in her mouth). I'm still trying to get the taste outa my mouth.
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 11:24:29 (EDT)
oh what a "nightmair"
Vic T. Rolla
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 11:22:50 (EDT)
was there a lurker at the Met last nite? i thought i saw a face but it was too loud to speak
jbonz
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 10:51:19 (EDT)
FIENDS: We've Come for Your Beer (Bemisbrain) This hardcore comedy highlight includes tributes to the MC-5, the Brady Bunch, John Belushi, and Bob Hope ("Die Bob Die") among its twelve tunes or tracks or whatever. Not counting the perfectly timed "Ramblin' Rose," my favorite is "No More Drugs," an idea that's always good for a cheap laugh. Just wish more of them had as much tune or whatever. B PLUS
battle axe
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 10:47:35 (EDT)
hey tronsylvania did ruud van nipplebreath even play the other day?
frag
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 10:11:43 (EDT)
Bob hope real name?
Chong
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 09:43:20 (EDT)
real footballers use round balls. there was more football talent on the field at foxboro yesterday than you'll see for the rest of 2003...including tronaldinho.
frag
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 09:42:34 (EDT)
Bob Hope kicked finally, break out the "Die Bob Die" 45s.
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 09:29:04 (EDT)
"They won't blow out," he says with a sneer. "We're just filling in between . And I don't care; I just do what I do. Bloody hell."
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 09:22:45 (EDT)
Why do they call them vending machines? Seems to me they should be called "insert-coin-here-frustration-dispensed-below". Have they ever made one of them things that w**k? You'd think after 2000+ years they'd have w**ked out the design kinks. And how do I get the j*b of collecting "panties previously worn by schoolgirls" to put in the vending machines?
croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 08:56:19 (EDT)
I'm with you there too Senor Croc.....Go Pats...really no reson we shouldn't see them in the post season.......much higher hopes for them than my beloved Sox.....we all know their history!
chef
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 08:50:55 (EDT)
baseball, schmaseball, the REAL sport begins Saturday
grid iron croc
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 08:29:12 (EDT)
gramsped...off to meat....GO SOX!!!!
frag
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 08:04:08 (EDT)
camden's the shit. not boy shit but the shit. still rather watch any sox game vs to any orioles game. actually, they're the one team that could still totally pork the sox this year.
frag
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 08:03:21 (EDT)
.........ever been to Camden Yards.....It's Frickin' Beautiful (saw the Sox lose will sitting in the Sky Box last season....got tickets for last stand in September too)...I love Fenway, but Camden is the future of baseball parks.
chef
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 07:59:59 (EDT)
nyah nyah
frag
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 07:57:10 (EDT)
Couldn't agree more fraq.........Go BoSox!!
chef
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 07:54:52 (EDT)
cheffy! yankees suck!
frag
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 07:51:58 (EDT)
there may be as much sport knowledge on the humble lurk as there is among these gramchecked weenies
frag
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 07:50:32 (EDT)
and lester/ lobster..............who the hell are you? I want answers and I want them now!
chef
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 07:37:33 (EDT)
Okay....I've turned into a peeper due to the hectic meat (litarally) world..........but who the hell are all you people? I've figured out some......but don, kid, penis........I just don't know.................and where the hell did Jerzy go?
chef
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 07:36:43 (EDT)
bend it like don
frag
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 07:21:40 (EDT)
Chong taking out the KID for being a no-show. Chong a vet of foreign war!
Don, do not follow this link!
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 05:17:06 (EDT)
I am the most powerful of lurkers. Do not make me reveal myself. You would not be able to handle the truth.
Penis Breath <spontaneous@arousal.com>
USA - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 23:35:43 (EDT)
Also, Lester and Plectrum, thanks for coming to my birthday on Thursday. I know you had to wade through the sea of meatheads to do so, but thanks. Plectrum + making fun of jocks at the Hot Club = FUNNY.
The Kid
USA - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 21:35:12 (EDT)
Sorry I missed the Sox game, I was busy in other parts of town, but thanks for the little gift, Chong. Bloody meat is causing me to miss my constant lurking. I refuse to turn into a peeper, though.
The Kid
North Attleboro, MA USA - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 20:56:33 (EDT)
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
speed bump
USA - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 16:25:11 (EDT)
She was so blonde, she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
ditz
- Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 10:00:55 (EDT)
Daniel, man that some funny shit.
chong lee
USA - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 06:54:58 (EDT)
You're welcome.
John Burkett
- Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 19:17:59 (EDT)
who are you calling penis breath?
and how do you know what one smells like? <sausage@break.fast>
USA - Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 15:18:44 (EDT)
Hey Chong, tell me about not knowing anyone's Christian name. Now you know how I felt anticpating introducing lurkers to my Dad at the airshow-"yeah, Dad, this is The Kid and this is Penis Breath, etc. etc." And me trying to explain that it's okay that I don't know their real names cuz I met them on the INTERNET.
BJ®
USA - Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 14:38:46 (EDT)
look, the prince is blushing!
Ben D. Over
USA - Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 14:23:24 (EDT)

"We didn't do it to shock the prince and we hope he will get to see it. We think it's beautiful and has a distinctly royal theme about it, with the majestic arch of the man bending over.
a 2 foot shlong is quite royal <piss@own.mouth>
USA - Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 14:21:43 (EDT)
Dan's real name is Daniel.
Dan
USA - Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 12:43:43 (EDT)
okay, so you go to the airport, make up fake names and trick the announcer into saying things like THIS
those wacky brits again...
USA - Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 11:36:07 (EDT)
lost shit twice: when mcdonough called closer "mariano" (sign of weakness not respect, MUCH dishonor) and when petey didn't get ejected after hissy fit. them's the rules.
frag
- Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 11:01:46 (EDT)
All I remember is plec saying something about tiffany having a bad childhood. Then the night took a downward spiral into a 1.10 pit of infighting. Even though the sox lost, Babes is my new favorite. funny thing is talking to people and realising you only know their lurk ID and not christian name. Or in chong case buddist name. I think dan has funny real name. Forget what it is though.....
Chong
USA - Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 09:37:06 (EDT)
It seems as if all of you went on vacation while I am left working (and staying smart)
wakefield regular
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 19:37:05 (EDT)
Dan, the rock action is down my stained yellow and brown draws. Now get busy!
Ole Lady Schroeder
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 17:10:31 (EDT)
Later, I'm out(((())))~~~~
croc
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 17:06:53 (EDT)
I need some rock action. The free show tonight @ the Atlas Bowery -whatever-its called bookstore doesnt count. Where is rock this weekend? Itchies @ Jakes? Colonel and co w/Haymakers @ Living Room? suburban heavy metal @ KC's Tap? Goddammit.
Dan
I will soon be homeless, RI USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 16:57:21 (EDT)
How touching, kinda gets me right there.
croc
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 16:49:56 (EDT)

the pointy stick guy
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 16:48:01 (EDT)
I thought I lost this URL. Time to clean out the temp files.
Proctor's Gamble
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 16:45:35 (EDT)
da.
boris
ukrainus - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 16:32:04 (EDT)
not likely
smelly cat
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 16:24:49 (EDT)
well butter my buns
Kaiser Roll
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 16:24:33 (EDT)
uh...hi! it's me...Vic Trola...you probably don't remember me from freshman year but I was wondering if you wanted to go to the dance this Saturday...yeah...I know it's Sadie Hawkins n' all but...I...what? you think my mom's calling me? really? ok, well I'd better go see what she needs...you know moms n' all! but hey, think about that dance and get back to me...I'm in the book!

USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 16:22:17 (EDT)
ya mean like--
YES, I'm BennyMan defender of the lurk and shitstarter to all who defy the basement explosion! Where ever tasteless music rears its ugly head BennyMan will be there in his pee yellow cape and tights with the poopy brown smear down the back. And emblazoned on his scrawny chest the two letters that send the girly men running- BM.
BennyMan®
MetroPlop, RI USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 16:21:29 (EDT)
Just musing-remeber when we all had different names? Wha...happened...?
MJ®
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 16:14:29 (EDT)
does the air guitar seller accept air cash?
frag
- Friday, July 25, 2003 at 16:12:15 (EDT)
Me? I'm just peddlin sum ice cream. Want sum little girl?

albinoblackcroc
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 16:03:04 (EDT)
Croc, what are you peddlin'? Left over AlbinoBlackSheep.com links?
R. Mullen
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 15:53:12 (EDT)
Whatcha peddling MJ? You wouldn't happen to have anything to do with this?
croc
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 15:40:22 (EDT)
Vic make big wampum at reservation...someday
Vic
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 15:37:39 (EDT)
joe if you wanna make your eBay life easier only accept wampum as payment.
frag
- Friday, July 25, 2003 at 15:34:42 (EDT)
I'd like to frag you ASS, frag.
MJ®
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 15:31:57 (EDT)
vic is that like joe tellin' everyone about his new endorsement deal with kramer "guitars"?
frag
- Friday, July 25, 2003 at 15:29:39 (EDT)
I'd like to see YOU asses waist high in Ebay. Fuckers.
MJ®
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 15:28:21 (EDT)
good point Lobster (for once)...what makes a be-medal'd Viet vet fake another medal? must be the what I've come to call the "Middleblob Effect"
Vic Trolla
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 15:20:45 (EDT)
with rebecca what's her face even
frag
- Friday, July 25, 2003 at 15:06:05 (EDT)
**SPALLCHECK** shit man, I'm way to hung over to be doing this.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 14:53:43 (EDT)
Veteran or not, he's still a glory-hungery liar.
Lobster
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 14:52:22 (EDT)
No shit about Cotta, Don. Got to concur with you there. He had a hell of a lot more guts than any Kennedy or Dumya Bush ever had. He's just a Vietnam vet victim. That's all.
MJ®
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 14:46:46 (EDT)
Do we have any soldiers left to send south of the border?
croc
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 14:44:50 (EDT)
pump up the boobs and shoot out a kid
croc
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 14:28:49 (EDT)
Three Hairy Sisters, South Street. Name pretty much says it all. Surprisingly little back-waxing though. For a cafe.
frag
- Friday, July 25, 2003 at 14:22:04 (EDT)
mmmm Cotta Cheese
Tron
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 14:12:08 (EDT)
Oh, and say what you want about Bruce Cotta, at least the motherfucker went to fucking Vietnam.
Don
Waist High in Middleblob, USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 14:09:41 (EDT)
15 passenger rolling sarcophagus= also funny. No shit. Tended bar? Scary. Hey if you see Chong before I do could you axe him if I can borrow his Flowbie® for my Onion?
MJ®
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 14:07:16 (EDT)
Tucker actually tended bar at Babe's.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 14:04:05 (EDT)
"Super Glue a Trucker hat to your head" =funny. Tucker=Ex Babe?
MJ®
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 14:00:21 (EDT)
fraggle: rock - as for Philly, basically roamed the streets trying to find a parkin' slot for a 15 passenger rolling sarcophagus...from there just enjoyed the trainnies, pimps, hookers, drug dealers, and future murderers; BJ, next time I'm off Gilligan's Isle will be a Benny gig and maybe not even then
Vic
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 13:57:10 (EDT)
**SPALLCHECK** ninty=ninety
Lobster
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 13:56:58 (EDT)
Ninty cents on a $1.10 draft seems top be the norm at Babe's. Anything less means you're a total pussy, and the regulars will take your money, crazy-glue a trucker hat to you head, and send you to the Decatur with all the other broke, deadbeat Babe's expatriots.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 13:55:49 (EDT)
oxymoron: "Fox News"
frag
- Friday, July 25, 2003 at 13:47:30 (EDT)
Well, it seems rather obvious that this admin. has little concern for anyone's life, so why not kill thier own dirty long pigs.
High on Suicide
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 13:47:13 (EDT)
Bab'e =Babe's. Again, it's probably a pipe dream. You guys would be so lucky to see Mj and his wallets come swingin thru the doors to Lester's saloon. I got an island that don't like me leaving it.
MJ®
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 13:46:43 (EDT)
Hey that Bab'e expedition actully sounds like a fun idea-and I hate baseball AND beer. How much you tip on $1.10 draft, Lester?
MJ®
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 13:44:03 (EDT)
marginalize all those with dissenting opinions as "X-Files fans". dog we're sooooo fooked.
frag
- Friday, July 25, 2003 at 13:40:40 (EDT)
Are you sure that's a skateboard? I think it's some kinda alien device that defies what us puny humans consider "normal physics".
croc
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 13:07:43 (EDT)
croc, truly some s!ck skateboarding sh!t
Vic
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 12:50:59 (EDT)
Another suicide in high places. And the conspiracy boys are already on it.
croc
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 12:48:15 (EDT)
you buy me beer or get doll-hand karate chop to base of neck WITH tip

USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 12:47:53 (EDT)
Here's sum unbelievable footage of Rodney Mullen with a piece of wood with four wheels.
croc
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 12:38:42 (EDT)
I'll be at Babe's, which is really no big suprise. The Kid said he'd be there as well.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 12:04:48 (EDT)
Depends on if the dog farts.
Danny Noonan
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 12:00:34 (EDT)
how's the AC there?
croc
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 11:54:13 (EDT)
So who's goin to babes tonight? I buy any lurker 1.10 beer most honorable. (you pay tip)
the real chong lee
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 11:49:36 (EDT)

just giving the lurk sum static
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 11:43:56 (EDT)
WASHINGTON - President Bush tells Pentagon to position "appropriate" number of U.S. troops off coast of wartorn Liberia
Ben G
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 11:29:27 (EDT)
JOIN MY BAND

USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 11:26:03 (EDT)
and I have pictures of said nose breaking...
MJ®
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 11:24:26 (EDT)
"Grilled Cheese!!!" I've never been so insulted in my life.
Toasted Cheese Dream
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 11:08:54 (EDT)
And you didn't even inform the "team player" that a team lurker broke Johnny's pretty little nose.
Tron
Courtland Street, USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 11:03:24 (EDT)
Kuno the dog-eating catfish
cat-eating dogfish
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 10:43:02 (EDT)
yeah, I hear ya...I stepped in a pile of goo on the way to work this morning...real bummer
Vic
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 10:36:53 (EDT)
"I never bashed Bush as president. I merely said his lower body needs some serious definition," Rose explained later
Lester
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 10:23:38 (EDT)
"Find one in every car. You'll see!"

croco man
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 10:19:24 (EDT)
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are."

Repo Man
frag
- Friday, July 25, 2003 at 09:33:02 (EDT)
It ain't Goo unless it's got George...
Wha..?
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 09:30:59 (EDT)
These guys took a '51 Chevy and hooked the driveshaft to a propeller and set out to cross from Cuba to Florida. Call me crazy, but methinks booze might have had some play in the decision making process.

croc
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 09:28:06 (EDT)
This Flash game is a bit to close to real life for me.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 09:26:56 (EDT)
then again "Motto" might be a good motto.
frag
- Friday, July 25, 2003 at 09:25:59 (EDT)
You mean these guys?
New to the lurk.
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 09:15:11 (EDT)
Is shrub realizing Uday is standing in front of him and the secret service is nowhere to be seen, or did his Depends just give out?
croc
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 09:14:23 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 09:11:27 (EDT)
Just went through the cafeteria and the Goo Goos were on the Today Show. One of my female cohorts was swooning over Johnnie and I told her I knew them. Which she seemed pleased with until I began to describe them passed out drunk at the Boneyard house. I don't think she appreciated me bursting the bubble and I don't expect she'll be speaking to me again.... ever.
croc
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 09:03:05 (EDT)
my dossier may be sexed-up®, but 69K is mine FOREVER!!
the little weasel
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 08:23:48 (EDT)
fez
Chong not puke
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 07:36:26 (EDT)
Must say that grilled cheese at red fezz is fantastic. Went early enough so that only see one trucker hat.
Chong Lee
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 07:36:06 (EDT)
"ElecTron" would be a good campaign motto when the 'blob lines up prospects for re-re-naming the liberry..
frag
- Friday, July 25, 2003 at 07:24:05 (EDT)
That's MRS. to you, fella.
Mrs. Tough Titties
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 00:13:18 (EDT)
Mutherfucking 69,000 you little weasel. I've been trying since 7/23/03 to make sure I hit that sexed* up number. But NO, I have to be out and about in the world, enjoying sunshine and the laughter of real 3-D companions.
BJ®
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 00:11:48 (EDT)
Naw I lurk almost daily :Ţ
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^› ®
MiddleSprawl, USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 22:06:03 (EDT)
what's with the hot dance track to galaga? like the games aint g@y @ss enough.
retro drugsy <so@1989.com>
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 21:33:27 (EDT)
Lateral Head would be a good name for a b@nd...
Nigel Tufnel, esq.
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 21:03:42 (EDT)
the lurk with no croc would be like a rooster with no c*ck
total conciousness
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 21:00:53 (EDT)
studiously researching ways for croc to evade notice and retain dalai-lama-esque lurk access...
frag
- Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 20:38:27 (EDT)
DO YOU BEAR THE...STIGMATA?!

USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 20:23:00 (EDT)
alright I'm out((((()))))~~~~~~
croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 20:10:00 (EDT)
signature #4254 if you wanna check. think of it as a sorta mini field trip
croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 20:07:35 (EDT)
At right is a classic Polaris Attack, in which the shark launches itself vertically out of the water and grasps the seal while in mid-air. Note that as the pool of seal blood spreads, the shark uses an exaggerated swimming stroke. This suggests that it is compensating for added load, such as would occur if it were performing a Subsurface Carry, probably accompanied by Lateral Head-Shaking. The attack concludes with a purposeful Surface Grab.
yikes
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 20:05:15 (EDT)
Thought you'd like that one. Here's one for you petition signing types
To: God

Dear god,
stop making bad things happen, its not funny any more.
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 20:04:38 (EDT)
croc, helluva Galaga...on par with "Lester's" hell-icopter
Vic
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 20:00:01 (EDT)
Here's a couple of productivity killers. An online version of the Magic 8-Ball and a game that reminds me of Galaga if my memory serves me right.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 19:28:13 (EDT)
Croc cheated about 70 lurks for that "victory". Gotta love the determination if nothing else.
Mr. Tough Tittie
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 18:58:10 (EDT)
Pelusa the Purple Polar Bear

not photoshopped
purple penis croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 18:00:27 (EDT)
heeeheehee, I feel much better now
croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 17:57:02 (EDT)
Lurk #69,000!!!! Who more appropriate than ME for this one. And YES I cheated, but I had a bad day so tough titties to you!!!
small victories for small minds
croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 17:56:03 (EDT)
holy FACE...and Lester you're sorry @ss link broke
Vic
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 17:24:30 (EDT)
Sure, Face, just show up like you haven't gone missing for 6 months. You left hungry babies behind and everything.
Face Schmace
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 17:06:29 (EDT)
Thats quite a face there ;)
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^› ®
MiddleSprawl, USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 16:49:50 (EDT)
speaking of nazis--
The RIAA has issued at least 911 subpoenas so far, according to court records. Lawyers have said they expect to file at least several hundred lawsuits within eight weeks, and copyright laws allow for damages of $750 to $150,000 for each song.
croc the nazi hunter
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 16:36:24 (EDT)
regarding "team players"--
Signs your co-workers not a team player
1. Shrunken heads of the other "team members" are on spikes around his cubicle.....
croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 16:31:27 (EDT)
I'll conive some way around the nazis. You can't keep a good lurker down. If I know this place my supervisor will be pulling me aside and let me know if some minimal amount of web shiz is given to us as a pittance. I just checked the Fleet job listing section too. Methinks it might be time to start looking for browner pastures (with pee yellow highlights). Next stop hotjobs and monster. i should really stick till September no matter what. That'll be 5 years in this little gulag and it locks in my pittance of a pension.
don't cry croc-o-dile tears fer me lurkatina
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 16:16:27 (EDT)
Stepford Morgage kill Lurk DEAD!
Tron
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 16:11:07 (EDT)
they call me the little don knotts..... knottsy.
frag
- Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 16:03:26 (EDT)
And it was someone elses day of celebrating the day another long pig graced our planet? Who the fuck was that?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:55:48 (EDT)
Okay I'm back for a post. That does suck croc. You're the fucking lurk monitor. What the fuckare we gonna do? Why don't you tell them there's no "I" in team and then urinate up into the air.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:54:16 (EDT)
croc. that SUCKS. oh and your fly's unzipped. oh and SOMEONE's birthday was monday but you RATBASTAGES opted to ignore.
frag
- Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:47:42 (EDT)
Go ahead punch my throat repeatedly. Started off the day like a drowned rat, had some bozo doing construction banging away over my head for two hours, and got put on notice for lurking. So FINE! Punch me in the friggin throat repeatedly. FINE! FINE! FINE! I tell ya!
croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:43:47 (EDT)
This kinda says it all --
Users, therefore, should not have any expectations of personal privacy with respect to their use of Stepford Mortgage Co business systems or the data resident on them.

and more specifically--

System Monitoring - In order to enforce policy statements regarding use of Stepford Mortgage Co business systems, Stepford Mortgage Co reserves the right to monitor its team players’ activity on the computer and telecommunication systems. Monitoring will be performed on both a routine and random basis by mail, network, and security administrators for the purpose of assuring quality performance and appropriate use of business tools. In addition, Stepford Mortgage Co may from time to time need to access messages of the team player for back up, maintenance, emergency or other administrative purposes. Users, therefore, should not have any expectations of personal privacy with respect to any message sent, received or stored on Stepford Mortgage Co's computer or electronic communications systems.
Policy Violations - Failure to comply with the stated policy statements regarding use of Stepford Mortgage Co business systems is grounds for disciplinary action up to and including termination of employment. Individuals also may be subject to legal prosecution resulting in fines, imprisonment, or both.

There's four pages of that nonsense. Hell I just violated rules that could get me canned by doing the cut-n-paste of the policy (name of company altered to protect nazi scum)
one fvcked croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:37:41 (EDT)
One more thing before I go back to the meat-who the fuck posted "hippo birdy two ewes" bullshit on the lurk? When I find your stupid ass I'm gonna punch you in the throat repeatedly
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:35:47 (EDT)
Re: The lethal seal-I've seen surfers chased out of the water by angry mom's with pups in Newport. So funny. You just here "ow, ow,ow" going down the whole lineup as she bites their feet and then big men paddling for the shore like so many spurned Fame contestants.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:32:50 (EDT)
Why those ARE beetles on my precious, precious nephew's shirt. I can get you one with crabs under the armpits if you so desire.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:29:49 (EDT)
Is the midget in that picture wearing a shirt with beetles on it?
Lobster
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:27:09 (EDT)
I don't thinkt the kid saw this yet. Happy birthday.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:24:42 (EDT)
Oh fuck croc. What about me? Post the political articles to me. I only look like a big titted 23 year old hot stripper but I'm actually quite current events savvy.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:21:17 (EDT)
scorecard spallcheck?
frag
- Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:20:45 (EDT)
What?!? No more croc on the Lurk? But who am I going to post all those political articles to?
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:18:40 (EDT)
Hmm... the mighy Sox are making a comeback.... 8-11 in the 7th...
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:16:29 (EDT)
Quick everyone out of the water!
wakefield regular
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:14:44 (EDT)
I fear my lurking days may be numbered. They're switching servers over to Stepford Mortgage Co and those guys are friggin nazis when it comes to spying on their employees. Methinks I should move up the date for the purchase of that PDA phone or (shudder) face days on end without lurking.
croc facing the hangman's noose
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:06:15 (EDT)
croc in his thinner days
Rocket J Lurkel
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 14:59:44 (EDT)
Anybody care for a little barbed wire jumprope?
Rocket J Lurkel
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 14:51:49 (EDT)
Low flying single engine plane flies directly over President Bushes motorcade in Philadelphia, before being intercepted and grounded by police... MORE... Security breach occurred at 12:07PM ET on Interstate 95 heading south toward Philadelphia. Bush had just finished a visit to the Financial Management Service Facility, which mails out tax rebate checks. Flying from right to left the white plane flew over the Presidents motorcade just north of exit 26, with a police chopper hot on its tail. Breach occurred just weeks after stow away boarded Bush press plane in Africa... Developing...
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 14:47:12 (EDT)
The technique has already been used to treat epilepsy, alcoholism, attention deficit and post-traumatic stress disorders, according to the researchers from Imperial College London and Caring Chong Hospital who conducted the study.
Sussed Again
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 14:42:03 (EDT)
Yup, the Sox are looking pretty bad today. At least the Yankees are losing right now though.
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 14:39:58 (EDT)
ponson's 1-hitting yanks thru 5
frag
- Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 14:39:29 (EDT)
So this is how the Sizzler got so good.
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 14:29:23 (EDT)
Hey Vic, looks like you've been replaced AGAIN.
Rocket J Lurkel
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 14:25:51 (EDT)
so much for the sox, grand slam TB 10-2 i had dinner at apsara with bill lee.
PGIT
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 14:25:46 (EDT)
I just got tix for the sat. august 30th Sox-Yankees tilt. Bleacher seats, mothafucka. I'll be wearing my Bill Lee jersey and barking obscenities unrelated to the game at hand.
Six string sonofabitch Dan
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 14:04:08 (EDT)
And I thought Buddy Ree was bad.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 13:49:39 (EDT)
2-0 Sox in the first. Awesome.
Lobster
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 13:27:32 (EDT)
Red Sox - Rays. Right now. Awesome.
Lobster
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 13:18:17 (EDT)
The Kid's turning out his thirteenth pube!
Not Croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 13:07:03 (EDT)

croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 12:58:17 (EDT)
hippo birdy two ewes
hippo birdy two ewes
hippo birdy deer kiii-iiid
hippo birdy two ewes
croc doing the animal camp bit
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 12:48:35 (EDT)
Hey, I shave fortnightly.
The Kid
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 12:42:04 (EDT)
Jesus fucking spallcheck! I said w*rk! I meant lurk! Too much sangria....
The Kid
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 12:40:58 (EDT)
Everybody wish The Kid a happy birthday. He turns twelve today.
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 12:39:38 (EDT)
I am here. Unfortunately, I have switched meat jobs and re-entered the exciting world of professional sales, so I have only extremely limited access to my beloved work. I went back to Guitar Center (which, and I know there is no one here that could be even conidered a m*sician, but I do know that some of you out there have a b*nd [or two], is the "M*sician's Choice" so if there are BC Rich's or hairy-assed bass drum heads to be bought, you can get the special lurk heavy discount) and thus no c*mputer.
The Kid
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 12:35:25 (EDT)
someone call?
Rocket J Lurkel
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 12:21:45 (EDT)
Here's one for the vegan crew MJ--
“I guess this will teach me to wipe things off before I put them down my throat,”
croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 12:19:37 (EDT)
This might have something to do with the Granny altercation. It took place at the R.J. Squirrel Airport in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota
A Student of Human Nature
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 12:18:47 (EDT)
No shit? But who looks like themselves after being sodomized by a TOW missile?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 12:15:26 (EDT)
There already saying on Al Jazeera that the public reaction in Iraq is that the photos don't look like them.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 12:07:54 (EDT)
it don't get much funnier than this--
Videotapes showed that Gordon ran the guard down with her motorized wheelchair, then sat on top of the screaming man while spinning her chair in circles. "Doofus was so fat he couldn’t get up," said Gordon with a giggle.
One guard who attempted to pull Gordon’s wheelchair off of the screaming man from behind was hit over the head with an oxygen bottle and knocked unconscious. A third guard, who approached Gordon from the front, was also left dazed on the floor. Witnesses said she was cackling, "Put your hands on an old lady, will you?" as she bashed both guards.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 12:06:24 (EDT)
You can see the creepy dead pictures here
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 12:05:29 (EDT)
Chong, BSTC has his way of knowing where you are at all times
BSTC
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 12:01:04 (EDT)
The number of weasle peekers to this lurk

USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 12:00:00 (EDT)
little dumbya must be doing the happy dance over Uday and Qusay's corpses

croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 11:51:10 (EDT)
After hanging out at One-Up for so long, I just assumed that this was where cocaine came from.
Lobster
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 11:49:00 (EDT)
Check the current cost (non-long-pig cost that is) of the debacle in the desert.
damn expensive dominos
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 11:48:25 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 11:36:19 (EDT)
just saw the feed of dead saddam sons pics. pretty gruesome and coming soon to a tv near you.
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 11:18:49 (EDT)
37.1%? Well it's nice to know I'm not alone.
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 11:08:19 (EDT)
I tell ye it's just shocking--
In fact, according to a Vault.com survey, 37.1 percent of employees say they surf the Web "constantly" at work.
almost dry croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 11:04:16 (EDT)
Mind controlled ass? Are you volunteering?
still damp croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 10:52:01 (EDT)
I not kill my wife like gator.
Gator Lee
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 10:51:32 (EDT)
how can u tell where that is from that pic?
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 10:50:31 (EDT)
Readying for his liquid acid drop.
Team Chong
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 10:43:48 (EDT)
Hey croc, how about a mind controlled ASS
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 10:40:59 (EDT)
Mind controlled wheelchairs!! I want a mind controlled six-pack and a mind controlled TV remote and....
still damp croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 10:39:38 (EDT)
Let me get this straight-Chong is not only a comedian and a s!nger but a fucking skater as well?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 10:34:47 (EDT)
I think what I was doing is known in the states as "greaming the cube".
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 10:28:14 (EDT)
Here's some good news for me.
Lobster
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 10:21:26 (EDT)
Chong, what were you doing at a skateboard contest in Cattleboro? Besides representin' that is.
Tron
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 10:16:44 (EDT)
Dandy Chong, why do you ask?
soggy croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 09:39:33 (EDT)
So how ya doin' croc?
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 09:26:43 (EDT)
Let me test sumthin' out...
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 09:26:31 (EDT)
It's like a friggin sauna in here today (minus the flogging branches) and my desk fan crapped out yesterday. FINE! So I go out to get a new one 15 minutes ago. FINE! So when I get back I have to park WAY back in the parking lot. FINE! So as I'm pulling into the parking lot it commences to rain. FINE! So I'm two steps out of my car and the proverbial cats, dogs, sheep, horses, hippopatomi, giraffes, and elephants flood down from the heavens above like Noah's revenge. FINE! FINE! FINE I tell ya!!
soaked to the croc
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 09:12:06 (EDT)
And they made one out of Vic

USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 09:07:56 (EDT)
they made a doll outta Lester?

USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 08:59:01 (EDT)
so g@y@ss necklace boy is the bastard child of Buddy Lee and Little Timmy? wow
Willard
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 08:55:07 (EDT)
Lester you're a real JERK.
Vic
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 08:52:41 (EDT)
what is normal tip on 1.10 beer?
CHANG LEE
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 08:48:04 (EDT)
Game at 7:05. Babe's might not be open until 6:45 though. And no more 85 cent drafts -- they went up to $1.10.
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 08:40:28 (EDT)
What time sox play tomorrow? Babes still have 85 cent beer?
the real chong lee
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 08:26:32 (EDT)
Hey, someone wrote a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure about Vic's life!
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 08:21:03 (EDT)
Lester that's no Buddy Lee, that's a cock n' balls you cock n' balls
Vic
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 08:11:11 (EDT)
This is the REAL Buddy Lee.
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 08:10:02 (EDT)
look into my painted-on eyes and TELL ME you don't feel soft cute and cuddly...
+ = <grovel@painted_shoes.com>
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 23:03:24 (EDT)
thousands of rabbit fans? COOL! oh and the outing was pure brain fart and unintentional. meat overload. but joe does (heart) Kramers.
frag
- Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 20:43:40 (EDT)
MJ, the bumb knee is still bumb. Thank god, health care is accessible and so affordable in the good old US of A. Ha Ha Ha.I've been trading cocktails for medical advice and vicodin at the Decantur of Doom.
QOC
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 20:36:42 (EDT)
"I wanted to look good and feel good about myself," he says. "Those are qualities that you get from a pimp that everybody's not really understanding." "(People) just think it's, take money from a girl and slap her and send her to the corner, but nah, it's other things about this pimpin' that you really don't even know," he adds. "(It's about) the freedom of the females and the thought of a female getting you money."
tell it, snoop
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 20:14:19 (EDT)
What if SHRUB had said the following 16 words in his State of the Union address: "The constitution is null and void. I'm now king. If anyone contests this, bring him on."
that would be true...
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 19:54:42 (EDT)
I'm out[[[]]]~~~
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 19:54:32 (EDT)
'It no longer matters in America whether something is true or false. 'The population has been conditioned to accept anything - sentimental stories, lies, atomic bomb threats,' said Harper's magazine publisher John MacArthur.
H.L. Mencken
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 19:48:53 (EDT)
Some of the events from a recent convention: nude fire-walking, a stripped-down soapbox derby, a naked coyote-calling contest and a nude pińata party for the kids.
let's get naked and summon large carnivores
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 19:29:40 (EDT)
I was going to post it before the decision, but here's the org that stopped the FCC ruling https://www.moveon.org/ They have a new commercial about bush's lies you can preview too.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 18:38:35 (EDT)
I don't blame the jocks that much it's Clear Channel that picks the tunes the jocks are just taking a paycheck. Doc Metal was a nice guy, but nice or not metal still sucks.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 18:36:04 (EDT)
concur on HJY and radio in general although props to Big Jim and Doc Metal RIP
Vic
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 18:14:01 (EDT)
A little too much prune juice for Bowell and Murdick this morning aye?
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 18:13:11 (EDT)
THE FVCKIN MEDIA WHORES LOST A ROUND!!?? I can hardly believe it, but check the FCC rollback And if that don't convince ya, check the mugs on Powell and Murdoch

croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 18:12:06 (EDT)
ohhhh yea...the other day i was going through some old stuff and came across a video of a Neutral Nation / Boneyard show at the Living Room...the year was 1989. Holy crapo.
Providunce
seattle, USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 18:04:49 (EDT)
13 out of 16 but only because I was rushed
µ?®
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 17:34:33 (EDT)
Alright lurkers, QUIZ TIME! (we haven't done this in a while) This time it's GASH OR TASH? I got 14 out of 16. Let's see whether any of yon lurkers know the difference too.
croc (definitely tash)
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 17:25:06 (EDT)
Oh sure, you cretins out me at every chance you can get. Don't you know how dangerous that is? I have thousands of rabid fans that would KILL to learn where I live.
µ?®
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 17:15:33 (EDT)
old bun back? damn this keyboard!
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 17:05:11 (EDT)
frag outed again!
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 17:04:15 (EDT)
A tune for the QOC--

It's a damn hard life, full of toil and strife
We fighters undergo
We don't give a damn when the fighting’s on, how hard the ground below
for we're list field bound to the heralds call, and a secret blow we know
And we don't give a damn when lay-on's called
Going down on old bum knee

To the Tourney field we limp again
Our household does demand
Our favours honour in our mind, The opponent well sized up
For she’s all of 18 yrs of age and has a bouncing step
We remember when we walked like that
Going down on old bum knee
croc going down on old bun back
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 17:03:08 (EDT)
Even though the lurk is a mortal ememy of the QOC we are concerned about her bum knee. Doctor Lurk recomends two swift kicks each to Tucker and Timmy's respective drinks and call me in the morning.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 16:48:46 (EDT)
hahaha! Meat world EXPOSED!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 16:46:10 (EDT)
but you are not alone, mr kramer....
frag
- Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 16:34:35 (EDT)
"The shooter was probably having nicotine withdrawl and wanted to take it out on the mayor."
fine example of a classic lester-ism <tres@ha.ha>
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 16:27:27 (EDT)
I've heard the word on the street and the word is "Spike"
Tron
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 16:21:03 (EDT)
Brooklyn Councilman James Davis, a former police officer, died after being shot twice in the chest, a city official told The Associated Press on condition of anonymity. Davis, an outspoken presence on the council, joined the police department in 1983 after he was allegedly beaten by two white officers. In 1991, Davis, who is black, started "Love Yourself Stop the Violence," a not-for-profit organization founded to address growing urban violence.
my irony-o-meter is beeping loudly
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 16:13:57 (EDT)
He thought he saw it and grabbed for it and placed the hard ball into his pocket, before continuing. One can’t begin to imagine the reaction of those who might have had the opportunity to observe Bob a few minutes later when the coconut came to life inside his pants! Bob screamed in girlish fear and clawed at his pants, releasing his belt and dropping his pants to his ankles, upon which an armadillo burst forth from his pants.
whole story here- bob
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 16:09:56 (EDT)
hey check out MJ's new flying V! oh and anonymity don't matter if you have no life like me.
frag
- Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 16:08:08 (EDT)
armadillos speed-bumping texas style

armadillos don't wear pants
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 15:49:42 (EDT)

Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 15:31:27 (EDT)
A friend of mine from Brownsville used to refer to armadillos as "Texas Speedbumps".
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 15:26:20 (EDT)
MJ® warming up the axe.

USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 15:24:16 (EDT)
Armadillos? Likely to just end up like most armadillos... roadkill.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 15:19:21 (EDT)
You are SO right wake. The librarians aren't even allowed to tell that the FBI MIGHT ask about you or your reading or surfing habits. Makes me want to take out The Anarchist Cookbook under a library card with sum republican putz's name on it.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 15:16:33 (EDT)
I say, bloody good day to you all. I had a notion to engage in a bit of this axe-grinding duel with the infamous MeanJoe Goldilocks. Maybe you'll see me jumping up a hickory stump at your next performance...I must warn you,however, about my PANTS.
Nigel Tufnel <solos@my.trademark>
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 15:12:59 (EDT)
BTW MJ, on Sunday whilst eating mud bugs at Tortilla Flats I bumped into one of the runaways that I was harboring when the FBI started tailing me. The feds never did nail us for that one.
croc reliving glory days
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 15:12:42 (EDT)
Patriot(my @ss) act
wakefield regular
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 15:11:13 (EDT)
The shooter was probably having nicotine withdrawl and wanted to take it out on the mayor.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 15:06:19 (EDT)
anybody seen a man in a blue suit run past here?
cub reporter
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 15:03:58 (EDT)
more NYC shiz--
A witness, Tom Curry, said a man on the second-floor balcony pulled a handgun and began firing across at a second man. Curry, an attorney for the City Council, had no further details.
cub reporter
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 15:02:44 (EDT)
and thanks for the blanket spallcheck
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 15:01:00 (EDT)
two down
cub reporter
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:57:55 (EDT)
shots fired at NYC city hall will google and report back
cub reporter
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:56:30 (EDT)
Shots fired inside New York's city hall
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:51:20 (EDT)
and we'll give you a blanket spallcheck for the excitable post
sum spallchecker
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:46:04 (EDT)
welcome to the FBI hit parade MJ. If they checked that site could be much of a stretch to think they checked ye old lurk? Poor frag's anonomity might have just been popped .
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:44:39 (EDT)
I think that pious long pigs are only right and natural in the eyes of Dog.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:34:51 (EDT)
I's like to address the randyness of priests in a moment. I just wanted to say "HOLY SHIT" !I bet the reason that the name "Cotta" was such a high ranking search string on the other site becasue the FUCKING FBI was checking my Middleblob shiz out! I never even had no mention of the getleman on my site.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:25:36 (EDT)
Speaking of cocks and authoritarian filth. The church must be the numero uno rapist. We're talking 1000+ in Mass. alone.
genuflect this
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:21:36 (EDT)
humo=humor
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:20:21 (EDT)
Lester, that Cotta dude. That's weird. He is like the numba one search string on middleblob site. I'm like wah..? Wow. That's like me sending away for a phoney 1986 WBRU rockhunt winner certificate because it is so awesome to impress chicks with. And PS to Dan-fuckin' rights about the fucking DJ "humo".
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:18:46 (EDT)
Fuck Walmart and the GOP? I've got standards honey (bet you never thought you'd hear that from me). I'd never let my dick get fouled by the likes of them
croc's coc ain't blemished by such trash
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:18:17 (EDT)
Lobster I posted the straight shiz on that commercial a couple of days ago. I'll save you the scroll/google, here's the commercial for your edification.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:14:39 (EDT)
Croc, this dude is the shit AND he's a consultant for Middleblob Last. Even on tour I wouldn't enter a Walmart. Even if it's the only place within miles that sells my brand of duct tape. Fuck Walmart. And the GOP.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:13:01 (EDT)
Chong, if I could I would listen to your m*sic but somebody cut the speaker wires on this ole beige brain. And Croc, waxing is for sissies. Ever try duct tape?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:07:33 (EDT)
GOP Warns TV Stations Not to Air Ad Alleging Bush Mislead the Nation Over Iraq
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:06:21 (EDT)
ENDORSEMENT deal with Kramer? What, are you fucking high? MJ plays nuthin' but B.C. Rich mutherfucker
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 14:06:01 (EDT)
blah
frag
- Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 13:42:02 (EDT)
gracias
frag
- Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 13:26:50 (EDT)
here's a link for you frag she only directed The Masks, which was also a gud'un.
zonebonz
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 13:19:08 (EDT)
the day the sox trade nomar is the day mean joe signs that endorsement deal with kramer "guitars".
frag
- Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 13:17:35 (EDT)
Yea!! The West Side is awesome!! It's so DECK!!
David St. Hubbins
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 13:12:36 (EDT)
I would enter my band but I don't feel safe playing in a wolf den. the ladies are savage enough when you've reached the pinnacle of stardom I occupy, and there is the danger of tripping over one of the mangy beasts, or getting nipped on the bum. plus i'm not a strong scat singer, and could take a nasty fall...
Nigel Tufnel <break@the.wind>
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 13:06:40 (EDT)
Wow, Middleblob is just full of scumbags.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 13:02:27 (EDT)
Fuck WHJY. They are owned by Clear Channel. There is nothing good about that station. Jeff Charles? Paul & Al? Lorente? Kiss my ass. Sorry motherfuckers that know less about rock n roll than 'the Freakin Puerto Rican'. Hey lets run a continuous loop of the most banal, over-played, tired-ass dinosaur rock (eg "All right now", "Money", "Black Dog", "Pride and Joy", and dont forget "shooting star", "crazy on you", and when they are feeling really rockin, "evenflow") and tell jokes so dumb we make Storm and Birdsey of 'FNX sound like the second coming of Soupy Sales. The only good thing about that station was the poor Dr. Metal guy who unfortunately died. He lived right near me and was always really nice.
Dan
RI, USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 13:01:30 (EDT)
yah think that episode was on during the 4th of july marathon (which kicked ass). still like the ida lupino ones though. or did she only direct one. dunno.
frag
- Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 13:00:29 (EDT)
the elderly wife beater reminds me of a kick-ass Twilight Zone.. anybody remember YONKERS?
"I don't know what I ever saw in her. She aint got no understanding. She wouldn't know sympathy if it hopped up and bit her on the backside."
kill your TV
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 12:53:52 (EDT)
I've been hearing this on the rad!o, but nothing about how to contact. There's nothing I could find on Mohegan's sight, but this is from HJY's site
94 HJY & The Mohegan Sun Sizzling Summer Showdown!
Wednesdays, 6-9pm
Every Wednesday night this summer, local b@nds from around the region will compete against each other with original mus!c and cover t#nes to win the ultimate prize!!!! $2500 in cash and a multi-night book!ng in the Wolf Den at Mohegan Sun.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 12:48:02 (EDT)
doesn't a comment like that usually mean it's about time the Sox trade him?
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 12:38:54 (EDT)
Globe:

(Yesterday was) his 30th birthday, his 10th professional season and his eighth year in the majors. He's still thrilled when he sees people wearing his jersey around ballparks across America.

"It's awesome, just unbelievable," he said. "I don't know how to describe it. What a great honor, the fact that someone would want to wear a shirt with your name on it. It's such a huge compliment and honor. I never wore anybody's when I was growing up. We couldn't even afford putting 'Garciaparra' on the back of a shirt. We had to put 'Nomar'. "
frag
- Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 12:16:38 (EDT)
did somebody call for Wolfenstein?

hair she is
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 12:08:51 (EDT)
"Court documents also say he told police that he had to 'give the tough old bird credit, because he thought he had done the job on her.'"
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:57:58 (EDT)
Check out more hot pool table action in the brand new RI Monthly rag--Wolfenstein at her best.
wakefield regular
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:56:25 (EDT)
MJ, you think the Middleblob sign debacle is bad, check this
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:54:55 (EDT)
from the unlikely sentences department--
"Life can get too serious. We need an occasional dead frog to lighten things."
Undersecratary In Charge Of Correcting The Head Parser Unlikely Sentences Department's Screw Ups
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:52:30 (EDT)
from the unlikely sentences department--
"Life can get too serious. We need an occasional dead frog to lighten things."
Head Parser Unlikely Sentences Department
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:49:43 (EDT)
I'm one of tron's nads. Ever since he missed the bike seat he calls us his deadly discs. But i think we are pretty much worthless.
Deadly Disc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:40:53 (EDT)
welcome aboard newbies. I agree on the Hulk, didn't see Daredevil. And on the waxing front- yankees don't wax?

hair on top croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:39:30 (EDT)
damn newbies
Vic
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:38:57 (EDT)
so tron, seems the BSWC (Welcoming Committee) has some work to do.
frag
- Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:31:20 (EDT)
The best part of Magnums' practice was finding a KY JELLY box in the parking lot upon arrival. The worst part was that it was empty. Lester I'll come watch the game Friday too.
Six String Schlepper
02911, RI USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:27:25 (EDT)
I bet lestersnuts could wax your back.
Deadly Disc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:22:43 (EDT)
do you think Chestnuts is man enough to warx my back?
Vic Ape
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:20:09 (EDT)
I would just like to say that the Daredevil movie is better than people said and the hulk movie is worse that people said.
New to the lurk.
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:10:36 (EDT)
the chimp actually declared victory AGAIN!?
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:07:58 (EDT)
Come here tron i kick you ass!
Deadly Disc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:07:38 (EDT)
I'm looking for a massage with release.
Tron
Tronston, USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:06:29 (EDT)
"GOLDILOCKS. Slim blond avatar of unreasoning womankind: who loved not the porridge itself, nor even the act of receiving it from whatever unknown animal might have been responsible for its preparation..."

The winner of the 2003 "Faux Faulkner" contest
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:05:36 (EDT)

What croc get waxed? PLace nice but cuts went from 30 to 45 within a yean and a half. Now that crazy talk even for capitalist pi country like amelika. Chong get flowbie and take care of his own shit. PLus asian hair is so easy to manage.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:05:31 (EDT)
do they braid nut hair?
Vic
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 11:02:44 (EDT)
Plus Chestnuts has some nice looking massage therapists. And MJ they have a waxing team that might be able to handlle you. Hell if they could handle the croc-do they're ready for just about anything.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:59:48 (EDT)
Don't be messing with Chestnuts. I'll have little Lori kick your lurking @ss into next week. She's a jagermeister drinking dynamo AND she was brave enuf to attack the croc coif.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:54:22 (EDT)
Nice deductive syllogism.
Lester <Aristotelean@Logic.com>
Ancient, Greece USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:51:14 (EDT)
2. If you don't get to bed early, you'll be too tired to do well on the GRE tomorrow - and then you won't get accepted into a decent graduate school and then you'll end up a washed-out alcoholic living in a trash-bin.
my personal domino redux
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:46:09 (EDT)
I get toe hair braided at chesnuts. chest nuts? Sounds fun.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:44:33 (EDT)
braids are for SUCKAs, SUCKAs...let's see Lester in braids, yea c'mon now
Vic Filth
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:42:03 (EDT)
Onlee if you call this music.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:41:34 (EDT)
Da MJ, He works for me....and He's psyched about minimum wage going up.
frag
- Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:36:19 (EDT)
"You have a row of dominoes set up, you knock over the first one, and what will happen to the last one is the certainty that it will go over very quickly. So you could have a beginning of a disintegration that would have the most profound influences"
Lester <DominoTheory@MothaFucka.com>
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:33:29 (EDT)
Morning, brainiacs. I got to play me a little catch up- QOC was gonna KICK MY ASS? Croc was gonna DRAG MY BODY TO THE MIDDLEBLOB TRANSFER STATION? Chong Lee is involved in the dirty world of M*SIC of some sort? Dog is frag's palm pilot? The lurk is finally free of Buddy Lee...???
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:30:16 (EDT)
more proof bush lied about the axis-of-evil nonsense
tri-omino theory
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:23:53 (EDT)
Damon put his hair in braids and then went on a hitting streak, so Millar and Ortiz braided their hair as well.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:20:04 (EDT)
understood frag, I'm not bound by the same constrictions as you. Guess that means I'm taking point.

pointed domino = tri-omino
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:16:57 (EDT)
dead man talking
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:07:01 (EDT)
Is it me or did damon put his mullet in corn rows last week?
CHANG LEE
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:06:58 (EDT)
THen I see you there.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:05:50 (EDT)
I;m not working on Friday night, but I'll be there to watch Pedro lead my beloved Sox as they trample all over Mussina and the dreaded Yankees.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 09:58:24 (EDT)
I am wearing trucker hat. People say it's wicked rad. Foam in front and mesh in back. I am wearing trucker hat.
Blue Ribbon Lee
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 09:58:17 (EDT)
very true croc, of course. but if your sleep patterns (and "paycheck" to use the term very loosely in my case) relied on multiple site and network admin, hiding means simply not volunteering info. paranoia sure, but that doesn't make it untrue.
frag
- Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 09:53:54 (EDT)
Hey lester, you going to babe's friday night? You may see me not playing pool.
the real chong lee
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 09:53:23 (EDT)

Fats Domino, mothafucka!!
Blueberry, Hill USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 09:45:10 (EDT)
Office bullshit bingo.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 09:40:28 (EDT)
"They didn't tell anybody what they were doing. Why would they? Depleted uranium munitions are the ultimate weapon. Each round fired by an Abrams tank (represents) 10 pounds of solid uranium-238. The purpose of war is to kill and destroy."
Rokke said his team in the gulf blew up vehicles and structures with these munitions and then tested the wreckage for radioactive contamination. He said they found that uranium dust is so fine that it acts like a gas, seeping through the tiny pores of protective masks.
sum domino who fvcked your mother
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 09:36:26 (EDT)

sum Domino's mothafucka
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 09:17:08 (EDT)
kite surfer catching serious air off Capetown

only air I catch is air guitar
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 09:14:13 (EDT)
Hells yeah! Domino, mothafucka!!
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 09:09:14 (EDT)
They've already sacrificed a bunch of them bleating sheep. Won't stop the inquiries until bush accepts the blame (not likely and probably too late anyway)
domino counter
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 08:59:42 (EDT)
Ladies and gentlemen, meet your new sacrificial lamb!!

"First they blamed the Brits. Then CIA Director George Tenet walked the plank. Now the White House is dragging (Hadley) forward to take the fall for the president's bogus claim."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 08:52:46 (EDT)

Buy American! (unless you're the Pentagon, that is)
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 08:41:51 (EDT)
"He was caught by one of the Yeomen of the Guard,"
now that has got to be one of the oddest names for a penis I've ever heard.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 08:39:11 (EDT)
Besides I'm with MJ when it comes to the authority wanks. They've got your number any time they want so you might as well be a source of constant irritation. So few people do it (and stick to it) that they can't cope and very often give in because your annoying distractions cut in to their bottom line on other things they could be doing. I vote based on the same principle. My vote might not make a difference, but it's still damn annoying for them to have to give me lipservice (and I do mean lipservice).
Disarm Authority Arm Your Desires
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 08:36:40 (EDT)
You know what Ricky Nelson said about garden parties:

"ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself"
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 08:31:49 (EDT)

I've been way too loud for way too long to worry about them tracking me. I think the only reason they haven't come for me yet is I'm not worth the paper work. So should I say something now about pliers, and the teeth and fingernails of certain unelected chimp and put myself a step closer to the hit parade?
small fish radical
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 08:24:18 (EDT)
am not a Palm luddite but hate idea of anyone being able to find me anytime once they know my PDA (or any porta-geek-gear) is IP-enabled. slow privacy erosion is still f#cking erosion. may just as well get that mandatory chip implant so "they" can track "us" everywhere all the time. for our own protection of course.
frag
- Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 08:01:09 (EDT)
Why would I spend all that money on a Palm Pilot when I can just make my own?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 07:24:04 (EDT)
Why would I spend all that money on a Palm Pilot when I can just make my own?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 07:23:53 (EDT)
on that disturbing note, I'm out{{{}}}~~~
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 20:07:24 (EDT)
Am I wrong or does this woman have an Arnold head growing out of her crotch?
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 19:57:38 (EDT)
I try to make myself handy.

In other news the idiot democrats just shot themselves in their collective foot. AND it was caught on tape.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 19:43:31 (EDT)
Oh Croc, that's so sweet.
QOC
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 19:34:51 (EDT)
I would have gladly bagged the body and hauled it to the middleblob dump for ya QOC. Sorry my timing was off.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 19:25:34 (EDT)
MJ, Thanks for coming to the BBQ Saturday. The only reason I didn't kick your ass is because first of all, in an odd way it was actually nice to see you even though we are arch enemies. Secondly, none of your lurkers were there to take your sorry ass home after the ass kicking. Think of it as a professional courtesy.
QOC
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 19:14:03 (EDT)
AND since you can program for multiple TVs I was thinking the remote would come in handy at bars. If someone has on some yawn of a baseball game I can just wait till all the eyes are glazing over and switch to a decent ESPN Classic football game.
digitally converging on the ridiculous
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 19:11:24 (EDT)
where else can you get a universal remote for 15 bucks?
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 19:05:03 (EDT)
AND I'm probably downloading a program next week to make my non-hary Palm into a universal remote
digitally converging on annoyance
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 19:03:49 (EDT)
and you can get the weather report and there are palm programs for mp3s (but I hate slapshot)
digitally converged shitstarting
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 18:53:10 (EDT)
so you're probably not interested in the infrared beaming capablity. My sister uses hers to beam notes at board meetings all the time.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 18:50:52 (EDT)
Hey, I'm dead!
Uday
Iraq - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 18:50:14 (EDT)
no i said 'unlikely'. i'm actually posting right now from my refrigerator, where my dime-sized computer controls the cat's ability to shit, alters rainfall and barometric pressure in vancouver, downloads Slapshot MP3s and makes ice. only ten gazillion sheckels.
frag
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 18:43:11 (EDT)
did you say DON'T answer that?
converge this
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 18:30:58 (EDT)
Joe, Lemmy just called. Said if you were gonna keep borrowing his athletic supporter for kickball the least you could do is warsh it.
frag
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 18:28:02 (EDT)
do NOT answer that.
frag
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 18:26:47 (EDT)
serial, parallel or USB-lowme?
frag
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 18:25:49 (EDT)
why yes, I believe I've been called that before... usually with a string of expletives attached to it, but that's to be expected.
And since you mention it, I've become hooked on the non-hairy Palm I was given. So I did a little investigating and found the ideal lurk toy. It's a phone/PDA/web browser in one AND you can get a roll up keyboard for it AND a digital camera attachment. I could lurk and post from anywhere there's a cell site and post snaps instantly (think of the potential for embarasssment at gigs there, awesome I tell ya). I'm trying to calculate how many weeks of eating ramen noodles will be necessary to accumulate the required sheckles (spalling?). You should check the demo out just to be amazed by the demo let alone the phone.
digitally converged croc
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 18:21:38 (EDT)
Yes

USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 18:13:44 (EDT)
What are you, lurk know it all?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 18:06:08 (EDT)
I believe Kid said he had vacation time this week
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 17:45:03 (EDT)
I don't know but I got a jpeg for that little CAPPIE that'll BLOW HIS MIND.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 17:34:20 (EDT)
Where's the Kid these days?
zipper ripper
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 17:10:23 (EDT)
why "dayuay" of course silly fraggle
Vic
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 17:07:26 (EDT)
in pig latin I believe it's pronounced bush
birds of a feather
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 16:40:26 (EDT)
how do you say "Uday" in pig latin?
frag
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 16:32:41 (EDT)
grovel at my painted-on shoes, lurk heathen! grovel!

USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 16:29:21 (EDT)
oh, forget it.
PGIT
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 16:12:43 (EDT)
babes' kickball team
PGIT
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 16:12:19 (EDT)
Oh Snap. Try this.
The Decatur Defecaturs
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 16:04:13 (EDT)
'03 team.
The Decatur Defecaturs
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 16:02:44 (EDT)
More Along the lines of this. No?

USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 15:57:44 (EDT)
any one seen that cute cuddly Buddy Lee around?
Vic Trola
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 15:56:09 (EDT)
How dare thee insult the wallets. These wallets have suckled a hundred men!
MJ® <itsnotthemeat@itsthemotion.suckle>
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 15:46:51 (EDT)
Hey BASTARDpeople, Burr is the hottie in that photo
QOC
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 15:44:02 (EDT)
pic of pancake and Kansas

neither as flat as MJ
Flap Jack
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 15:40:59 (EDT)
Hey QOC, you see this hot pic of you?
BASTARD people
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 15:39:58 (EDT)
Oh Lester, How did you know that was me?
QOC
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 15:35:23 (EDT)
And Domo got more kung-fu skill than Chong-fuckin-Lee!
Domo
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 15:31:35 (EDT)
Domo get more ladies than Kobe Bryant
Domo
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 15:28:37 (EDT)
Domo SIGN better than Marlee Matlin.
Tronski
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 15:21:52 (EDT)
QOC placed a personal ad!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 15:13:22 (EDT)


USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 15:10:24 (EDT)
Crap! Here link.
Domo
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 15:09:21 (EDT)
Domo sign better than anemic Benny Shittler goldielocks-looking motherfucker frontman anyday!


Domo
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 15:07:50 (EDT)


Domo-Kun
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:59:42 (EDT)
It's not like I said NewsDomo looks like a younger, more handsome Lester shit puppet. But hey, there's no pleasing everybody.
Tron
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:50:39 (EDT)
and they have such notoriously short hoses. that bitch could burn for months.
frag
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:49:24 (EDT)
EGADS! What the hell kind of place is this Defecatur Louge anyway?!?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:41:00 (EDT)
What REALLY goes on at the Decatur...
Jody Foster eat your heart out
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:38:42 (EDT)
Current events as a rhebus for MJ®
+=oh snap!
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:33:56 (EDT)
I have been defending the right of all people to view porn on the internet. Picture was pre-puke
wakefield regular
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:31:35 (EDT)
spoke to soon
6800something or other
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:29:00 (EDT)
68K gone to a peeker
68001
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:27:59 (EDT)
I'm using post #68,000 to mention that"Poison Vagina" would make a good song name.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:27:41 (EDT)
That shit would never happen if the German's were still in charge.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:23:01 (EDT)
News Flash!!- France surrenders to 8 year old with pack of matches.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:17:46 (EDT)
Sacre bleu me!
frag
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:10:20 (EDT)
zee tower, she burns

croc doing a poor frog
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:06:40 (EDT)

Frenchy L'Frog
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:03:54 (EDT)
nah...mye dog does not byte
elderly proprietor
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:01:53 (EDT)
Does your dog bite?
Inspector Clouseau
Paris, France - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 14:00:33 (EDT)
Tower article
News Domo
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:58:45 (EDT)
I curse you American yankees!
Francois
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:58:42 (EDT)
serves 'em right for tripping lance armstrong yesterday. les bastages.
frag
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:55:20 (EDT)
oh and by the way, all you Frenchmen (and associated henchmen), the Eiffel Tower appears to be on fire
Vic
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:53:33 (EDT)
flying underpants = fucking fudgy; oh the "tour"...well, 700 miles and 2 mediocre shows later...
Vic is fucking Filthy
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:52:45 (EDT)
The underpants landed on the driver's face, causing him to ram the truck ahead from behind
Y@y @ss!
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:47:09 (EDT)
skid marks caused by flying skivvies?
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:44:48 (EDT)
Hey Don, I bought a book for you! Try some of its fun activities!

Enjoy!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:39:52 (EDT)

Is News Domo Lester with a tan?
Don
Surf Bag, USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:28:34 (EDT)
any leftover groupies from the road show?
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:23:52 (EDT)
Suicide is DEElicious! Hey how'd the big tour go?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:15:43 (EDT)
suicide is an alternative
Vic T. Filthy
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:14:16 (EDT)
A real man here. I challenged the Beantown guitar heros to a dual. No bites. Well just one. Somebody told me to kill myself. Another said I was a beast and they would not sex me. Maybe more luck in Wormtown where real axemen reside.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 12:54:21 (EDT)
I need me some hot swappable genetalia.
Tron
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 12:50:14 (EDT)
Polyps extree
Pocket Colon <must@have.com>
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 12:47:45 (EDT)
"croc", Butt E Lee hope you have an "U" day today
Butt E. Lee
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 12:44:09 (EDT)
butty, I said my material was fresh. I never said it was good.
lame and proud of it
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 12:30:44 (EDT)
thought i'd seen tron in the maternity clothing aisle a while back....
frag
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 12:29:23 (EDT)
Main Entry: 1driv·el Pronunciation: 'dri-v&l Function: verb Inflected Form(s): -eled or -elled; -el·ing or driv·el·ling /-v(&-)li[ng]/ Etymology: Middle English, from Old English dreflian; perhaps akin to Old Norse draf malt dregs Date: before 12th century intransitive senses 1 : to let saliva dribble from the mouth : SLAVER 2 : to talk stupidly and carelessly transitive senses 1 : to utter in an infantile or imbecilic way 2 : to waste or fritter in a childish fashion - driv·el·er /-v(&-)l&r/ noun
Noah W.
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 12:26:24 (EDT)
"croc" I know tough for you but try keep pic of own warty @ss off lurk...and funny you should complain of LAME DRIVEL on the lurk

USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 12:25:53 (EDT)
+ E + =
croc math made easy
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 12:06:08 (EDT)
Chong I hope it was four butty lees that got smoked in Iraq. All the voices in my head have too much fresh material to post and need not rely on stale butty lees.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 11:54:46 (EDT)
Let's see, the US killed over 7,000 Iraqis and lost close to 300 American soldiers to get 34 of 55 schmucks from the deck of cards. If they got Uday and Qusay maybe they get to bump the number up to 36 or even 38 of 55 of the Iraqi leadership. Gee sounds like a swell trade. Especially considering they never did a damn thing to us.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 11:50:32 (EDT)
Hmmmm no posts for hours then all of sudden doctor croctor post and buddy lee post?
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 11:44:11 (EDT)


USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 11:39:28 (EDT)
Uday may be having a bad day
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 11:34:46 (EDT)
It's the pop-up Brady Bunch!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 11:15:20 (EDT)
Chirp.....
Cricket
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 10:54:40 (EDT)
I tell don not to be welcome at chong site or chong links. Also mom i would like to say that I forgot to take out the trash so you should get on that or it will be in the garage another week.
Dr Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 09:56:55 (EDT)
Chong, as your Mom you know I don't appreciate that little number.
Don
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 09:47:44 (EDT)

Lobster
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 09:41:39 (EDT)
42 feels like 102 this morning
creaky croc
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 09:29:05 (EDT)
"Thirty," she said, "is the new 22." Awesome.

(NYT reg. req.)
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 09:08:07 (EDT)

Uh-oh -- RIP Penthouse?
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 09:00:44 (EDT)
If Mean Joe ever sets foot in Wormtown, he'll be lynched due to previous insults dealt to that town's finest musicians.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 08:48:25 (EDT)
chong
frag
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 08:46:15 (EDT)
This product makes quitting smoking fun!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 08:45:41 (EDT)
mister ree make html page put link to mp3 as link in webpage. you've the mp3 filename wrongy, just a guess. haven't embedded many tune links. hate music.

did mean joe see dio.motorhead in wormtown or is that tonite? there was another b8nd too. apologies for actual music ref on lurk.
frag
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 08:44:06 (EDT)
Farthest medically recorded ejaculation 11.7 feet
feelin' cocky... <ceiling@sticky.drip>
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 08:41:58 (EDT)
Yankees are the only team to pay the luxury tax. Their payroll is over 50% more then the second highest payroll in baseball. But they don't buy their championships. Oh, heavens no! Perish the thought!
Lester
So take that, Pete Burr! USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 08:33:50 (EDT)
the TE 400 - the only Testicular Exam model with the space-aged polymer center.
nads in space <squeezeballsinspacedoes@make.sound>
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 08:32:53 (EDT)
Freakish two-headed baby born.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 08:24:26 (EDT)
hoover don't spaal so gud
i em funy tho
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 08:21:04 (EDT)
Hmmm. Plays fine from original source but wont start when I make a link. Pice o crap daewoo.
chung ree
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 08:18:07 (EDT)
it's never too late for a toothless BJ, MJ
whover posted <gummy@worm.yum>
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 08:14:14 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 08:11:21 (EDT)
Link work fine, Master Chong.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 08:03:39 (EDT)
This article sounds eerily familiar. "Drinking alcohol is what we do for fun in a group. We drink more nights than we don't and we generally drink to get drunk."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 08:02:06 (EDT)
Chong want to know if this link works. Not working for me. Trying to start own site. Don is not welcome at chong site.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 07:38:32 (EDT)
the "Defecatur Lounge" post was also funny shit...
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 07:25:19 (EDT)
Viva Aquaholics!
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 01:12:40 (EDT)
A little late but that "long pigs in space" post was fucking funny as shit. A toothless BJ to whoever posted.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 00:24:51 (EDT)
Star baller of the Decatur Defenders
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 00:18:37 (EDT)
Decatur cookout

USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 00:15:20 (EDT)
Drugsy
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 23:08:38 (EDT)


USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 20:43:02 (EDT)
me.
frag
- Monday, July 21, 2003 at 20:23:08 (EDT)
watch your back, croc
the walls have ears
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 20:14:31 (EDT)
nuff said, I'm out(((())))~~~~
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 20:02:09 (EDT)
"It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small." -Bob Thaves, Caption from Frank & Ernest, 1993

"Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb." -Dark Helmet, Rick Moranis' character in Spaceballs,
dueling random thoughts
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 20:00:26 (EDT)
"The FBI is here," Mom tells me over the phone.
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 19:58:58 (EDT)
the ultimate field trip?
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 19:42:00 (EDT)
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
Jack Handy
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 19:41:47 (EDT)
could you be a little more succinct frag
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 19:39:51 (EDT)
blow me.
frag
- Monday, July 21, 2003 at 19:35:59 (EDT)
Apparently believing he had heard a challenge from a Republican, he said, "You little wimp. Come on. Come over here and make me. I dare you."
Laughter rippled through the room as Stark added, "You little fruitcake. I said you are a fruitcake."
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 19:35:07 (EDT)
Wimmins in the lurk? Where's that damn club charter?

Spanky
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 19:23:47 (EDT)
I have an acute need to be obtuse. That makes me rather complementary don't you think? Or does it mean I'm just covering all the angles?
random thought generator
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 19:15:26 (EDT)
Hey, are there any loose women in this chat room? I'm lookin' for some action!
Saturday Night Grover
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 19:12:14 (EDT)
D minor is the saddest of keys
Nigel Tufnel <clam@caravan.sad>
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 19:08:03 (EDT)
m-NAH m-NAH!
frag
- Monday, July 21, 2003 at 19:07:35 (EDT)
Pigs in Space huh, how about Sesame Seventies. Check the Grover action
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 19:04:27 (EDT)
in case their minds became friends with your anus
random ass waxer
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 19:02:48 (EDT)
Earlier this week, reports of Metallica's latest lawsuit surfaced, this one against a Canadian band for trademark infringement over the heavy metal band's branded E, F chord progression.
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 19:00:24 (EDT)
ANNOUNCER: When last we left the spaceship Swinepork, the ship had developed a severe list.
the inexplicable Dr. Strangepork
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 18:58:23 (EDT)
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
random thought generator
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 18:56:16 (EDT)
i heard you liked your anus taken the wrong way...
that's MR. de Sade to you
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 18:48:28 (EDT)

messy bessie
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 18:43:11 (EDT)
don't take this the wrong way, but I knew right away that my anus and your mind could be best friends.
random thought generator
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 18:38:20 (EDT)
Don't get on the ship. The book, To Serve Man, IT'S A COOKBOOK!

long pigs in space
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 18:27:13 (EDT)
MJ post-treatment

what a hunk
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 18:15:27 (EDT)
MJ getting one of his beauty treatments

croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 17:41:22 (EDT)
this is shrub in his frat boy days...
pencil prickt geek
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 17:05:41 (EDT)
the pic ain't photo shopped neither... honest

croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 17:00:10 (EDT)

croc of the sierra madre
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 16:57:18 (EDT)
"I've been waiting for this for so long you wouldn't believe," said Wellen, as the sticky mess dripped from her arms.
creamy banana
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 16:55:26 (EDT)
don't forget bush the first with the bullsh!t Kuwait incubator story, Roosevelt might very well have let Pearl Harbor happen (they had already broken the jap code), and there's the whole conspiracy theory built around, Perle/Wolfowitz/Rumsfeld saying they needed a new Pearl Harbor (9/11) to have an excuse to go into Iraq.
And of course there's the man who invented yellow journalism, W.R. Hearst and the phony "Remember the Maine" that got us into the Spanish-American War.

The correspondents, including such notables as author Stephen Crane and artist Frederick Remington, found little to report on when they arrived.
"There is no war," Remington wrote to his boss. "Request to be recalled."
Cartoon representing Cuba's uneasy situation in the 1890s Remington's boss, William Randolph Hearst, sent a cable in reply: "Please remain. You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war." Hearst was true to his word.
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 16:52:51 (EDT)
This is not the first time the United States has gone to war based on facts that later turned out to be questionable. Almost 40 years ago, President Johnson pointed to unconfirmed reports of attacks on American ships in the Gulf of Tonkin to convince the congress to widen the war in Vietnam."

Major Kong
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 16:33:26 (EDT)
these guys just looked swell, so I thought I'd share.

croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 16:28:09 (EDT)
OK, this one has potential too.

Stain, hot piss, all the lurk elements are there
sum hot stinky
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 16:21:07 (EDT)
Mark yo' calendars for September 17th, 2003. The world's most sailor-men will be @ the Middle East. Don't wear a mustache if you don't mean it.
Dan
End of Productivity, USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:48:28 (EDT)
Ahh another afternoon of avoiding work--the summer of fun goes on QOC--don't you worry your pretty little heavy head
wakereg
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:43:58 (EDT)
Damn I fucked up. croc, don't spell check me I had a sudden case of heavy head.
QOC
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:42:20 (EDT)
OK, somebody explain this...

croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:40:51 (EDT)
no no no--we won, just needed help with the gimp at post-@ss kickin' BBQ
wakefield reg
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:40:30 (EDT)
Defacaters? Did ya mean Defecaters perhaps? or maybe even Defecaturs?
croc on shitstarting spallcheck patrol
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:39:54 (EDT)
That's Defacaters to you Mr. Shit Starter
QOC
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:36:27 (EDT)
Alcohlic spring water
Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:29:40 (EDT)
So do the Defenders
Some shit starter
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:25:29 (EDT)
Dead babies smell bad
QOC
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:23:24 (EDT)
it could just be dead baby kickball
PGIT
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:20:11 (EDT)
PGIT, you are so right! I never thought about ripping their heads off . On the other hand, I do enjoy the looks on the little ones faces right before I kick them. Also, MJ I agree with your brother's idea that we should be able to abort children until the age of 16. The only downside to that would be a baby kickball shortage.
QOC
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:19:15 (EDT)
But I thought we won...
PGIT
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:19:15 (EDT)
PGIT, you are so right! I never thought about ripping their heads off . On the other hand, I do enjoy the looks on the little ones faces right before I kick them. Also, MJ I agree with your brother's idea that we should be able to abort children until the age of 16. The only downside to that would be a baby kickball shortage.
QOC
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:19:13 (EDT)
welcome home PGIT--missed you Saturday! QOC could have used some more help 'cause us drunks weren't no good
wakefield regular
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:17:01 (EDT)
More dominos. (or "click, click, click" as croc would say)
Lobster
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:16:59 (EDT)
"You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Providence Kickb*ll is made of people! You've got to tell them! Providence Kickb*ll is people!"
Lester
Planet of the Ape, The USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:11:11 (EDT)
the heads flop around too much on the babies, tho. we should consider ripping them off prior to the kicking, no?
PGIT
RI USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:04:22 (EDT)
Lester, so now you know the secret of the Providence Kickball League. It's true, instead of using red playground balls we use babies. We use to use toddlers but they were too squirmy and tended to run away after the first kick.
QOC
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 15:00:14 (EDT)
Now why can't I meet a nice girl like that?
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 14:41:37 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 14:26:30 (EDT)
old is a state of mind
geezer buttload
or state of, florida USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 14:18:19 (EDT)
question: is 39 "old" ?
frag
- Monday, July 21, 2003 at 14:10:01 (EDT)
here's a babe for ya croc
robert palmer
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 14:05:57 (EDT)
Video footage of QOC playing k*ckb*all
Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 14:02:13 (EDT)
''So there is a chicken and an egg thing here,'' he said in an interview.
hi, my name is doublespeak
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 13:49:55 (EDT)
I did NOT shoot myself in the groin.
Microwave Dave
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 13:38:38 (EDT)
"From the NAACP to the NRA, people are working together on these resolutions," says ACLU spokesman Damon Moglin, in reference to the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People and the National Rifle Association. "We see this as being a true grass-roots response." The ACLU's July 3 report says "more than 16 million people in 26 states have passed resolutions" condemning the Patriot Act, and that among them are some "traditionally conservative locales, such as Oklahoma City ... Alaska, Hawaii and Vermont."
some good news <jbonz@bigbruthasux.donkeydix>
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 13:35:28 (EDT)
I ain't no groin flea.
Crab
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 13:33:33 (EDT)
Suspect shoots self in groin, flees
things to do in delaware when you're stupid
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 13:21:38 (EDT)
Are ya hearing them dominoes? And here's the ad for further amusement
domino counter
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 13:08:43 (EDT)
Wimmins on the lurk!?!?

ain't that a violation of some sorta code?
Alfalfa
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 12:51:34 (EDT)
Yeah, and where's Louie?
Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 12:42:31 (EDT)
did not yon varlet vilhelm play philly and njork this w/end?
frag
- Monday, July 21, 2003 at 12:39:46 (EDT)
Yea, where be Vic Stapf?
Tron
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 12:26:59 (EDT)
Lurker.
Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 12:16:03 (EDT)
Lurker.
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 12:13:21 (EDT)
Lurker?
wakefield regular
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 12:09:02 (EDT)
NKOTL sounds suspiciously like one of them aforementioned shiftless barkeeps Don kept yammerin' on about.
Joey
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 12:06:17 (EDT)
Take it from MJ®. I saw them. Them girls that kick ballls for the Decatur ain't no Class C. Them broads is TIGHT!
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 12:02:26 (EDT)
What's so bad about sublime? The place doesnt smell that bad either.
New to the lurk.
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 12:01:17 (EDT)
Wickenden Pub is closed on Sundays. See afore mentioned Class-c License. I don't think they sell the yards anymore and the place stinks like raw sewerage. The place is full of college kids that crank Dave Matthews Band and Sublime out of the jukebox 24-7.
Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 11:58:14 (EDT)
'Bout time a real man signed on. Fuck. Anyways-yeah, nice to see some real girls on this here lurk since you cretins done and run off the Njork Grrl. Saw two hungry and drunk ones being carted off by QOC after the Decatur. South County representin'
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 11:57:59 (EDT)
Then lets all go there this weekend and mess with raffle-man.
New to the lurk.
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 11:57:18 (EDT)
Wickenden Pub? Open on Sundays AND they got half yards of non-shitty beer? Definitely acceptable.

croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 11:54:19 (EDT)
Motherfuck! If this guy's right, I WILL live for ever!
Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 11:50:06 (EDT)
I'd like to order an hors d'ouevure tray with extra olives for my dressing room. Thank you.
Nigel Tufnel <don'tforgetlitttleguys@inside.stuff>
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 11:49:44 (EDT)
Is the wickenden pub an acceptable watering hole?
New to the lurk.
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 11:42:10 (EDT)
"Mr Shatner's offer to provide semen from the three stallions in question in frozen form is unacceptable to Ms. Lafferty,"
anyone want a penis colada? <Great Day's Came the Son@"fresh cooled format". >
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 11:37:02 (EDT)
Lurkers did not introduce themselves because lurkers need no introduction
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 11:35:44 (EDT)
oops wrong URL--
HERE'S a pic of the QOC taking the field with the k-ball team Saturday.

croc swings and misses
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 11:28:55 (EDT)
No, this lurker ate nothing @ the decatur but 3 nacho chips. I specifically wanted to avoid being the bad guy. I was holding out for paragon calamari so I could schmooze with the eurotrash.
Dan
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 11:28:43 (EDT)
Here's a pic of the QOC taking the field with the k-ball team Saturday.

croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 11:27:20 (EDT)
Hey MJ-great to meet u SAT. Sorry you missed the game. Y didn't any lurkers present introduce themselves? Perhaps lurking is what they do best. Especially those who eat & run while the cooks go hungry. Ask the QOC about the unfortunate ride home with said foodless Defender. Send any pix my way
wakefield regular <maryanncomstock@yahoo.com>
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 11:25:04 (EDT)
Babe's is closed on Sunday. Can't open Sundays and closes at midnight the rest of the nights. Class-C liquor license, just like the Decatur.
Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 11:23:41 (EDT)
I was going to hit Babes yesterday, but alas the doors were closed. (Hey wait a minute that's two bars in two days that I found the doors closed when I arrived. Is it my breath?)
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 10:59:56 (EDT)
HOLY SHIT!! Play up to 48 original Nintendo games in your browser!
Lobster
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 10:59:43 (EDT)
I agree Don, the Providence Bartender Society is a wretched cabal of scum and villainy.
Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 10:52:49 (EDT)
Crap.
Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 10:38:23 (EDT)
hey newbie, you wouldn't have perchance been sitting with a certain diminutive Decatur barkeep last night?
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 10:37:35 (EDT)
Creed singer defends
Lester <http://www.vh1.com/news/articles/1473938/20030716/creed.jhtml?headlines=true>
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 10:37:33 (EDT)
Welcome new to the lurk. Got any money?
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 10:30:59 (EDT)
Naw. I just did some Yardwork.
Mow
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 10:30:23 (EDT)
Hello Lurk! Anyone here kick balls this weekend?
New to the lurk.
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 10:26:52 (EDT)
Oh and thanks for all the free booze.
D.J.
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 10:19:51 (EDT)
I got a glimps into the seedy underbelly of the Providence Bartender Society on Saturday, and it is not a pretty picture. Evil blood suckers they are I tell you.
Don
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 10:18:20 (EDT)
Dan had the common sense to leave the Decatur and come down to the Trucker Hat Free Zone in Fox Point and have a grand time talking about music, football and baseball. And he tipped well. Go Dan go!
Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 10:17:45 (EDT)
I guess that pizza thingy didn't work for Joey Ramone.
Don
Saki's, USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 10:06:35 (EDT)
Queer as Canadians?????
once again the White House proves there is ALWAYS a way to stoop lower.
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 10:05:10 (EDT)
Yes, I did stop by, we were there from about 730 to 830 or so. But I felt bad just coming in and grabbing a plate and eating all their food when the decatur kickball league and co looked like they'd been waiting for a while...I wanted to deface the 'lurker free zone' note with a benny sizzler sticker...
Dan
The Dandelion Patch, Bloom County USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 10:01:11 (EDT)
linky for article
16 1/2 cents
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 09:45:58 (EDT)
maybe bush should just avoid sentences with 16 words--
"We gave him a chance to allow the inspectors in, and he wouldn't let them in."
In just 16 words Bush’s incredible statement had completely reinvented the history of the last year. Everybody who did not spend the past year on the planet Neptune remembers, of course, that Hussein did let the inspectors in, that they inspected for several months, and that Bush refused to allow them more time to search for the alleged weapons. At least we thought everybody knew that until Bush’s uttered those staggering 16 words.
croc's 16 cents worth
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 09:41:56 (EDT)
final note on bots: no croc it doesn't look like this one scoops names but others definitely can and do. not an issue for lurkers who do not use actual email addresses when posting....other than tron's sporadic use of iheartarsenhole@losers.co.uk
frag
- Monday, July 21, 2003 at 09:36:30 (EDT)
i don't recall exactly what the links were....possibly xcdrow.com with prepended subdomains (manga.xcdrow.com and cartoon.xcdrow.com) ?
frag
- Monday, July 21, 2003 at 09:34:02 (EDT)
Check out this article. Between this and the "masturbation prevents cancer" article, I can safely say that I'm going to live forever.
Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 09:34:01 (EDT)
but knotts wasn't nearly as funny as janet reno.
frag
- Monday, July 21, 2003 at 09:32:08 (EDT)
Don't click on Chong link. Don't EVER click on Chong link.
Don Link
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 09:26:31 (EDT)
This is news?
Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 09:08:23 (EDT)
It's my birthday too!
Don Knotts
Mayberry, NC USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 09:00:16 (EDT)
Can these here bots scoop names from previous posts? Or do they go for a generic look?
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 08:56:20 (EDT)
So what should we not click on again?
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 08:55:00 (EDT)
automated web "bots" crawl the www looking for places to post themselves, esp commonly-used shareware guestbooks like this here one. what you need to do is not click on them if they look suspicious. BSTC, being the shit, already deleted the last batch - 3 or 4 i believe. they format themselves to lure you to click on their link, which only serves to validate that the lurk exists. so don't click on the link unless you know it's posted by a lurker, lest the lurk be infested with these stupit bots.

and since you asked, croc, today IS in fact the day hemingway would have turned 104 had he not aerated his cranium with a large gun-like device in ketcham idaho. today's also the BD of cat stevens (pre-muslim calendar), isaac stern and mork from ork.
frag
- Monday, July 21, 2003 at 08:50:29 (EDT)
"we're"
CHANG LEE
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 08:47:36 (EDT)
also looks like frankie enjoys his drinks.
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 08:46:50 (EDT)
Six bucks? What the fruck! Should be good. I listen to song on headliners website. Sound like they might hate us too. And whats with calling us old guy music? If were old then what is Benny?
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 08:45:28 (EDT)
Holy shit, is that Frankie Bones next to Karen Adams?
Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 08:45:23 (EDT)
Hey baby, you ront to come to my room and see my retchings? I show only good times.
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 08:41:29 (EDT)
frag, who or what have you been mumbling about all weekend? And what is it we shouldn't be clicking on?
croc
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 08:29:23 (EDT)
Saw Burr at Nick-A-Nees last night. When I mentioned round ball and the lurk in the same sentence he launched into a string of expletives that would take up too much bandwidth to repeat here. Also met a constant peeker and suspect that there may be fresh meat posting soon. Burr told me the Decatur was open about five minutes after my last pass. I imagine they were just afraid of my size 13s kicking some k-ball whiner @ss.
croc-a-doodle-doo
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 08:23:21 (EDT)
Liberia forces are go! here we go again
chung ree
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 08:14:14 (EDT)
Tit Pillows
Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 08:01:15 (EDT)
Mentos: the Freshmaker!
Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 07:52:52 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 07:33:42 (EDT)
UMMM
wHO IS THIS GUY?
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 06:46:24 (EDT)
Bastard people
More Bastards
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 00:16:23 (EDT)
Kick THESE balls.
Those Bastard people
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 00:14:20 (EDT)
Fucking Croc. You bastid. You were there too early. We were looking for your hairy ass. We were waste high in the shit. Charlie all around us. Did ya see the sign they had pasted on the front door, "Lurker free zone"? Fucking funny shit. Heard Dan was there but didn't see him. That makes Dan star of the Lurk. He's 3 for 3- Airshow, Speedway, Decatur. Hey pictures posted soon. I got some of Burr that'll blow your mind.
MJ®
USA - Sunday, July 20, 2003 at 22:59:47 (EDT)
i hear they hate g@y-@ss footie teams so just let dontrelle edit (elbows optional) some more. nyah nyah. actually, have no idear other than frequent deletion. if you click to go to a site all you accomplish is validation of presence of lurk so don't click on them ever, da....
frag
- Sunday, July 20, 2003 at 16:27:17 (EDT)
Went by the Decatur three times yesterday only to find the same cheesy "gone kickin" sign next to the closed sign. My last pass was after 7:00. What up with that? Finally opted for AC and tons-o-cold-beer.
remote crocing
USA - Sunday, July 20, 2003 at 15:25:18 (EDT)
Yes they are-any solutions?
BSTC
USA - Sunday, July 20, 2003 at 14:48:41 (EDT)
hey BSTC are these g@y-@ss porn bots?
frag
- Sunday, July 20, 2003 at 07:47:53 (EDT)
mama cass. the shit.
frag
- Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 21:26:12 (EDT)
WITH hair fuck-face...WITH hair

USA - Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 10:12:58 (EDT)
Chong Lee oficially numba six fan!
chong lee
USA - Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 09:25:15 (EDT)
Q: Why did the kickball manager bench the longpig?
A: He hadn't loined the playbook!
frag
- Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 08:52:05 (EDT)
Q: Why did the longpig miss the kickball game?
A: He hocked his hocks!
frag
- Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 08:50:47 (EDT)
Q: Why did the longpig miss the barbeque?

A: He pulled his hammy!
frag
- Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 08:46:02 (EDT)
Great link, won't load.

Oh and yeah, great site.
frag
- Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 06:22:15 (EDT)
Did we win yet?
Don
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 21:57:38 (EDT)
and on that note.... see y'all at the BBQ. I'm out[[[]]]~~~
croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 17:15:12 (EDT)


USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 17:14:35 (EDT)
guys, it looks like we got one more gal. Can ya help me out here?

croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 17:08:30 (EDT)
one for MJ

croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 17:07:08 (EDT)
this is a bit of a stretch of the term long pig

croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 17:05:45 (EDT)
speakin' of THE ROAD, I met a tasty baby in Michigan...we screwed two times then I left...sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan...why can't I stay in one place for more than two days, WHY?! BECAUSE I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THE ROAD
Vic <fon@don't.com>
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 17:05:39 (EDT)
have a swell fondue on the road
croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:52:42 (EDT)
hey YOU try growin' up at the L n' G with afro's like that...anyway, the OTHER band is off to see how many dudes in Philly and NYC we can get to slam their asses into each other...I am about to bid you a fond a'doo'
Vic Troller
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:44:50 (EDT)
This is the most bizarre thing I've seen again.
Dan, showing he knows about the most perverted things
Yankee Discount Liquors, MA USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:43:31 (EDT)
Looks like the Cisco Kid got troubles
Pauncho
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:37:10 (EDT)
They didn't feel ostracized enough by society for having a sex change so they got those hairdon'ts on top of it?
croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:34:19 (EDT)
Slam my ass!
Concit Goer
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:32:55 (EDT)
hint- either quotation marks- yes, or quotation marks- no
croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:31:39 (EDT)
WERE
Vic
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:31:23 (EDT)
Decatur BBQ

USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:29:03 (EDT)
they WERE boy twins?
nipped and tucked packages
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:28:48 (EDT)
Decatur BBQ

USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:28:28 (EDT)
sperm count redux
croc-o-spooge
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:26:23 (EDT)
those were BOY twins
Vic
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:23:47 (EDT)
if I wasn't on a Mac right now I have a strong suspicion that Mr. Buddy Lee would be posting heavily...
Vic Filth
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:22:52 (EDT)
CROC! That is SERIOUSLY some Photoshop® action for sure! I hadn't even thought of that. I was so taken by the fact that Andrea McArdle and her understudy were at a Motormags gig in New London.
MJ®
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:21:40 (EDT)
I am officially the fifth wheel.
Philbert
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:17:43 (EDT)
those twins were legit FUCKIN LEGIT and all slammin' into the guys next to 'em
Vic
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:16:46 (EDT)
I think there was only one person in the audience and they photoshopped the guy(gal?) in a second time (note the same jacket as well as hairdon't)
croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:00:39 (EDT)
What the fuck is THIS? Fucking auditions for "Annie"?
MJ® <Sun'llComeOUT@tomorrow.net>
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 15:30:23 (EDT)
DORK

USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 15:25:30 (EDT)
BABE's BBQ!
<MJ@thinksthisisSO.funny>
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 15:24:18 (EDT)
"Here it doesn’t depend on what shit you’re into — it just depends on how hard you feel like slamming your ass into the guy next to you."
MJ®
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 15:22:53 (EDT)
And when did Phil McKraken join the band?
Lester
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 15:15:38 (EDT)
I either KNOW Bucky with the blue sequin jump suit or I know his twin. I shat you not
Don
Niger, USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 15:15:15 (EDT)
I'm gonna let that comment go since you posted the chopper again.
Vic
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 15:08:16 (EDT)
#67,000
Lobster
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 15:05:31 (EDT)
I wouldn't go that far...
Lester
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 14:45:50 (EDT)
at least that gallery of a-holes is a functioning band
Vic
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 14:44:34 (EDT)
Lester and sequins, like peanut butter and jelly
ronco rhinestoner
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 14:42:37 (EDT)
bbq behind decatur
that's Capt. Dickhead to you
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 14:41:01 (EDT)
swingin'
Babe's BBQ
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 14:39:41 (EDT)
**GRAMMAR CHECK** whose = who's
Lester
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 14:36:29 (EDT)
The Decatur BBQ will be at Babe's on the Sunnyside, 302 Wickenden St. Bring lots of money and tip the poor soul whose w*rking that night heavily.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 14:35:07 (EDT)
Thanks, dickhead. Seeing as how a BBQ is often an outdoor activity, and the dearth outdoor activity space in the general vicinity of the decatur, I did not think this was such a ridiculous question.
Dan
02911, USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 14:29:51 (EDT)
decatur bbq locale- decatur
Capt. Obvious
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 14:23:02 (EDT)
Another gallery of assholes
Lester
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 14:16:40 (EDT)
Where exactly IS the decatur BBQ happening? might have to combine motorcycles and alcohol for the second time.
Dan
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 14:14:08 (EDT)
We get plenty of dates!
B. Leemic
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 14:04:49 (EDT)
holy gallery of Lesters I mean assholes...
Vic
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 14:02:00 (EDT)
them dames got sum SERIOUS bandWIDTH
cro
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 13:58:19 (EDT)
Hey guys, I got a hot date for tomorrow,


but she's got two friends.


Do ya think a couple of you guys could help a feller out?
croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 13:56:43 (EDT)
LESTER!?

croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 13:49:11 (EDT)
gallery of lurkers

croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 13:47:06 (EDT)
Shut up, Dr. Lee
Lester
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 13:40:11 (EDT)
Hey Lester, you just might get hired by the BS Web Conglomerate, Inc., what with those skillz that pay the billz
BS Graphics Coordinator
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 13:38:58 (EDT)
Lester, I think someone wicked your brain away from your fuckin' skull.
Chong Lee
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 13:28:15 (EDT)
One question for croc-That's the company that owns my fucking house?
MJ®
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 13:20:52 (EDT)
Favorite headline of the day.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 13:19:09 (EDT)
We're doing the chucky cheese bit here again at Stepford Mortgage Co. It's a BBQ and games thingy, and I must say, whoever had the idea to make sure there was plenty of squirt guns and waterballoons handy should be commended. Unfortunately there was no glory for me in any of the games today. Must've been a crooked carny ruse that kept me from the winners circle.
damp croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 13:09:41 (EDT)
That's a waste of GOOD NECKLACE.
Willy
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 13:03:45 (EDT)
now THAT is wasted bandwidth
croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 13:02:50 (EDT)
double damn you
Vic
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 12:40:00 (EDT)
YOU CANNOT REPLACE WITH GAY-@SS NECKLACE WEARER AMERICA!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 12:30:06 (EDT)
OH SNAP! That picture replacement is awesome!
Lester
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 12:23:58 (EDT)
buddy lee wears a gay-@ss necklace...... not that there's anything wrong with that
croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 12:20:51 (EDT)
ahhhh...nevermind....thought buddy ree was someone else....
frag
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 11:38:15 (EDT)
this post go out to fraggle rock

USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 11:23:42 (EDT)
does RID work on Buddy Lee?
frag
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 11:17:55 (EDT)
Buddy Lee kill lurk once...kill lurk again!

USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 11:12:04 (EDT)
Bester band everer!
Chong
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 11:04:02 (EDT)
Best. Band. Evar.
Dan
02911, RI USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 11:01:38 (EDT)
Chong not have rice! Wash haid weekley. No rice on scralp!
fuck!
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:59:10 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:57:31 (EDT)
Ride home was good. Like beverly hillbillies except once you got to the beverly hills of east providence you had to leave for the foothills of middleblob. Sorry about suggesting a 3 point turn. I may have been drunk.
Chong not puke
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:54:48 (EDT)
Hey look at ALL those faces. I'm the one that had to get the vomit absorber outta the back of my janitorial closet for that mess.
MJ®
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:50:42 (EDT)
MJ, the biggest story is the string cheese/worst writing winner, but if you want to know what they'll be talking about at the water cooler...
The guy who spilled that Blair "sexed-up" the Iraq shiz with the 45-minutes-till-London-became-a-suburb-of-Baghdad shiz has turned up very much dead. And not just ordinary long pig dead., but very spy-novel-of-the-month dead.
hyphenated domino
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:47:24 (EDT)
Why you single out chong? Don is only one not looking like messud up asshole in that pic. Fruck all of you! I'm getting the feeling no one want chong aroung anymore. Seeliously.
Chong
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:36:47 (EDT)
Chong you missed this the other day.
Back to Haunt Chong
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:33:32 (EDT)
so fucking funny
look at his face!
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:30:59 (EDT)
What the hell? I was under impression elvreyone love chong? Chong hate animosity almost as much as spelling.
Chong
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:30:41 (EDT)
HA! At least Plectrum thinks Chong's funny
Lester
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:25:59 (EDT)
"What's the difference between you and a piece of shit?"
Comedian
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:24:42 (EDT)
ting sao can shi-li con tan su mu-duk fook! MJ@ duk sson li pong. Croc dung poo sun kung. Lester-san lie koon chopper game Kid lie too. Chong Lee pontin sang awesome.
CHANG LEE
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:15:24 (EDT)
A real man just logged on. I need you valedictorians to give me Reader's Digest versions of today's hottest current events. Who can do that for Mean Joe?
MJ®
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:14:05 (EDT)
network that shiz with a USB navel.
frag
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:10:31 (EDT)
Finally at least one democrat has mentioned the "I" word
CONCORD, N.H. (Reuters) - U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Bob Graham said on Thursday there were grounds to impeach President Bush if he was found to have led America to war under false pretenses.
domino counting croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:10:21 (EDT)
well I must have two ethernet cards where my two @ssholes should be cuz I always have my laptop with me in addition to the non-hairy palm. And since my usual watering hole is next to the convention center I'm hoping when they go Centrino that the range will reach my stool and then I can have the two ethernet cards removed and take a big crap.
croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 09:27:44 (EDT)
and to answer your Palm/Zire question croc: if the good Lord had intended that we carry our computers around with us, He'd have given us Ethernet cards for assholes.
frag
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 09:17:11 (EDT)
and the winner is......
They had but one last remaining night together, so they embraced each other as tightly as that two-flavor entwined string cheese that is orange and yellowish-white, the orange probably being a bland Cheddar and the white . . . Mozzarella, although it could possibly be Provolone or just plain American, as it really doesn't taste distinctly dissimilar from the orange, yet they would have you believe it does by coloring it differently.
croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 09:03:27 (EDT)
point number one- he didn't walk alone, ergo, he was meeting someone
They said it was not unusual for him to go out walking for two or three hours at a time but unlike him to do so alone.

point number two- he didn't even put on a coat, ergo, it was a last minute meeting
"Due to the bad weather and the fact it is unlikely he was wearing a coat he would have been distinctive."
crocumbo
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 08:47:10 (EDT)
and you thought having your cover blown sucks...
LONDON - Police searching for a missing Ministry of Defense adviser, who was named by the government as the possible source for a disputed news report that claimed intelligence on Iraqi weapons was doctored to strengthen the case for war, said Friday they have found a man's body near his home.
croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 08:40:28 (EDT)
I was just going to post that, croc. Fuck, this shit is getting more and more like a John Grisham novel every day.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 08:40:00 (EDT)
I haven't checked for the print article yet, but the british guy who came up with the docs about the bogus uranium deal turned up suddenly very dead this morning.
croc
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 08:37:27 (EDT)
holy pan-seared prostate, lobster. that's incredibly weaselish. reeks of perle and/or wolfowitz, no? maybe it was re-lie-able ari's last hurrah as official mouthpiece/tool. in lieu of yellow cake, they let him rat her out. not to MENTION any number of her contacts...who will probably have their own covers blown and be killed.
frag
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 08:34:27 (EDT)
How did Bush officials get back at Ambassador Joseph Wilson for talking publicly two weeks ago about his trip to Niger to investigate claims of an Iraqi uranium deal? By outing his wife as an undercover CIA operative. As David Corn of The Nation says, "...the Bush administration has screwed one of its own top-secret operatives in order to punish Wilson or to send a message to others who might challenge it..... a pair of top Bush officials told a reporter the name of a CIA operative who apparently has worked under what's known as 'nonofficial cover' and who has had the dicey and difficult mission of tracking parties trying to buy or sell weapons of mass destruction or WMD material. If Wilson's wife is such a person--and the CIA is unlikely to have many employees like her--her career has been destroyed by the Bush administration." The exposure of an undercover CIA agent is in fact a federal crime, by the way.
Lobster
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 08:28:35 (EDT)
i (heart) macs but this is some funny shit..
frag
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 08:19:59 (EDT)
Hey croc - did you take a trip to "the Island" recently?
Lester
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 08:12:01 (EDT)
I can't believe some of the shitty bands that get good reviews in the Phoenix. Especially the third one down.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 07:57:22 (EDT)
remedial lurknotes: no croc i am not recruiting for hamas. yes 4 of 6 dells i've opened are fucked right out of the box. today's belojo has an excellent picture of middleblob slave labor complete with manny from fall reev and two mules that resemble.....????? finally: tron please do not cut and paste with yr bloody elbows. SPAZ.
frag
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 07:29:12 (EDT)
You are Dog. Your people have angered you greatly, and deserve to be punished. Punish away, oh great one.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 07:15:42 (EDT)
Thank Dog the lurk is back up -- I was so bored I almost did some w*rk yesterday.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 07:11:26 (EDT)
Decatur kickball practice. Unidentified on the left, QOC on the right.
Coach
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 01:26:59 (EDT)
Eat me I'm a long pig.
Pork Rind
Ass City, USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 23:15:42 (EDT)
This one's for The Kid (and the QOC gotta thing for uniforms too)
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 22:04:42 (EDT)
After a day of eery silence the Lurk done gone and got itself fixed. Word from meatworld boardrooms across the US is that productivity mysteriously increased 4 fold today. Lurk on you fucking losers!
BSTC
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 21:56:54 (EDT)
This band is okay.
Randy
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 21:51:16 (EDT)
Dan, you have to get your dirtiest white t-shirt, your Ashton Kutcher® Brand Plastic Trucker Baseball Cap and pretty vacant brain stem and bring it to the Decatur decantery. After 30 years of marinating we're going to put Pete Burr on the spit and have a roast the way they were meant to be.
Don
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 10:26:04 (EDT)
I signed on to BS headquarters last nite to entertain myself with the always informative LURK. but no LURK? Wha Happan? Nice dork.
Jason K
Providence/WEST SIDEFUCKERS!, RI USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 10:18:55 (EDT)
Is there anything interesting going on 'round these parts this weekend, or do I have nothing other than my own 'show' to entertain myself with?
Dan
Having bizarre fantasies about Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham..., RI USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 10:13:40 (EDT)
Republican state attorneys general in at least six states telephoned corporations or trade groups subject to lawsuits or regulations by their state governments to solicit hundreds of thousands of dollars in political contributions, according to internal fundraising documents obtained by The Washington Post.
more shiz on the jiz
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 10:04:53 (EDT)
Is that a young William Shatner on Planet Trike?
Scotty Beemeup
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 10:02:54 (EDT)

Domo-Kun
Osaka, Japan USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 09:51:51 (EDT)
QOC promised me a spit dedicated strictly to long pig.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 09:47:57 (EDT)
So MJ, are ya gonna go all PETA on their carnivoric @sses at the Saturday grilling-o-innocent cattle?
croc
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 09:46:40 (EDT)
cool trike--
frag, from the same article
The OSP was an open and largely unfiltered conduit to the White House not only for the Iraqi opposition. It also forged close ties to a parallel, ad hoc intelligence operation inside Ariel Sharon's office in Israel specifically to bypass Mossad and provide the Bush administration with more alarmist reports on Saddam's Iraq than Mossad was prepared to authorise.
"None of the Israelis who came were cleared into the Pentagon through normal channels," said one source familiar with the visits. Instead, they were waved in on Mr Feith's authority without having to fill in the usual forms.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 09:44:27 (EDT)
Comments duly noted: "What news program is that, Obvious News for the Oblivious?" "Decatur Obliviated by Rabid Kickballer"
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 09:43:39 (EDT)
A real man dork wishin' y'all a hearty fuck y'all. Anyway, this one's for Chong (nephew's image obiterated for protection)
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 09:37:59 (EDT)
Speaking of evil shadows, check what Dick Cheney was up to--
The president's most trusted adviser, Mr Cheney, was at the shadow network's sharp end. He made several trips to the CIA in Langley, Virginia, to demand a more "forward-leaning" interpretation of the threat posed by Saddam. When he was not there to make his influence felt, his chief of staff, Lewis "Scooter" Libby, was. Such hands-on involvement in the processing of intelligence data was unprecedented for a vice-president in recent times, and it put pressure on CIA officials to come up with the appropriate results.

In case you don't recall it was Scooter Pie that handed Powell the UN speech that he tossed saying "This is bullsh!t". I've already seen one report that said the BS part Colon was refering to was none other than the bogus uranium story.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 09:36:45 (EDT)
Coulda been Cheney.
Rumsfeld
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 09:34:08 (EDT)
Holy Knute Rockne! I figured that was a Rumsfeld quote.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 09:28:13 (EDT)
"It is patently irresponsible in this day and age to question the motives behind a policy driven by and recommended by security experts,"
Lester <obey@FNORD.com>
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 09:17:24 (EDT)
I don't believe it!!! Tenet rolled on the White House!!
"He (Tenet) certainly told us who the person was who was insistent on putting this language in which the CIA knew to be incredible, this language about the uranium shipment from Africa," Durbin said on ABC's "Good Morning America."
"And there was this negotiation between the White House and the CIA about just how far you could go and be close to the truth and unfortunately those sixteen words were included in the most important speech the president delivers in any given year," Durbin added.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 09:06:54 (EDT)
20,000 blow jobs available
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 09:04:26 (EDT)
Good morning Iraqnam!!! Pretty pitiful when an undergound deposed despot speaks more truth than the Resident.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 08:47:02 (EDT)
Which reminds me, I gotta plug my Dell in for about five hours of virus and Windows updates this weekend. I haven't had a lick of trouble from the laptop yet, but I hardly ever use it online so I've avoided most of the typical BS (BS of the non-benny type of course). Oh and frag you never answered about my Zire Palm job. Any plusses or pitfalls to clue me in on? I seem to be a Graffiti natural so I'll probably be using it a fair amount.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 08:40:01 (EDT)
Hey frag, here's more proof that Windows was appropriately named. Maybe they should change the name to Windows/Doors/Cracks/Crevices/Bulkheads/LeakyRoof XP-onential Hack Potential 2003 Home Edition.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 08:32:22 (EDT)
or perhaps an acronym -- Decatur Obliviated by Rabid Kickballer
frag
- Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 08:17:19 (EDT)
I'd hardly call that dork breaking news. What news program is that, Obvious News for the Oblivious?
croc
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 08:08:58 (EDT)
hey nice dork.
frag
- Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 08:04:21 (EDT)
Hipster bingo.
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 07:51:01 (EDT)

Domo-Kun
Osaka, Japan USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 07:20:26 (EDT)
Wow, brand new lurk. And so far Buddy Lee-free.
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 07:16:42 (EDT)