lurkive 17july-05aug 2003



BENNY SIZZLER RULES!! I just checked, I had no luck connecting either. I've had as lot of the same kind of linking troubles the past couple of days. Methinks the terrorists have infested the web. Here's another tease of the info to tide you over (I already copied the whole shiz to a doc)

Red Herring alleges that during a visit to Kennebunkport, Bush senior lectured his son on placating the Saudis, especially with regard to Israel, and even called the Saudis in his son's presence to reassure them that he had told his son their point of view.Apparently, the deeply angered President Bush mentioned the private meeting with his father to a close friend, who leaked it to Red Herring. Shortly afterward, another Republican newspaper, the Boston Herald, ran a scathing expose on the number of White House officials with investments in Saudi oil, calling it an "obscene conflict of interest."It should be noted that President Bush at first semed to reject his father's advice about Israel quite strongly, and secrtely ordered all American troops to begin a total withdrawl from Saudi Arabia. White House sources began a steady drumbeat of leaks about Saudi involvement with terrorism, and even authorized long-delayed raids on the Saudi charities in Virginia that served as a money laundry for terrorist operations against Israel.Suddenly, President Bush made a sudden and startling switch to adopt a more pro-Saudi view. The documents seized in the Virginia raids are barely being translated, let alone investigated.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 19:20:48 (EDT)
Udder Alice!!
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 19:10:25 (EDT)
trouble accessing site will check later. can i get a BENNY SIZZLER RULES!!!
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 19:09:10 (EDT)
Udder to think!
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 19:05:19 (EDT)
Yo frag, did you catch this link earlier? The bitch is an Israeli supporter, but the stuff on the Saudis, Enron, Unocal, Bush the First, and bush the worst are more detailed than I've seen elsewhere.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 18:26:19 (EDT)
Thank you sir may I have an udder.
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 18:07:02 (EDT)
Some believe it a healthy tonic, taking it steaming-hot straight from the udder. Others see it as a diuretic, a full-scale cleaning that supposedly takes two days to flush through your system. Then there are those who claim it improves sexual potency. "It's Arab Viagra," said one man.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 17:44:59 (EDT)
ELF strikes
kill all long pigs
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 17:39:11 (EDT)


croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 17:31:49 (EDT)
hamburglar...easy. ronald....emperor....easy. mayor mccheese, also easy. process of elimination, grimace would somehow seem to represent shakes. except he's purple. maybe he just bypasses the shake thing and goes straight for the purple veins your legs grow (between cellulite blobs which also resemble grimace) from ingesting too many shakes. dunno.
ray kroc (not croc)
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 16:22:14 (EDT)
This is how I see Grimace. What the fuck IS Grimace? Is it a he? A she? Is it a beanbag? The knob of your dick? What?! Grimace is the most esoteric character in history. His name means contortion of the face expressive of pain, contempt, or disgust, yet he's always cheerful.
happy stick
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 15:45:39 (EDT)
BOB MOULD FRIDAY @ THE PARADISE. GO.
Daniel
Magnums Pr#ctice Tonight, USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 15:36:40 (EDT)
i seem to have stumbled across the....
MUTHALOAD! <have fun@crotch.croc>
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 15:23:39 (EDT)
Is this the sports lurk?

another round ball heard from
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 15:20:00 (EDT)
Springer guest, 29, can't contain his glee about dumping the mother of his seven-year-old child after nine years together. Prosecutors can't contain their glee when they discover the mom is only 22.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 15:17:35 (EDT)

Off my case, toilet face...
different meathead
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 15:15:27 (EDT)
Who's so vain?
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:57:49 (EDT)
Stiffle it, Meathead!
Archie
Queens, NY USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:52:25 (EDT)

Meathead
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:46:14 (EDT)
What?! NOT PIGSKIN?!? You mean we've been assembling our own kind into footballs?!?!
3,000 stunned and easily-duped cows
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:28:19 (EDT)
Up to now, said Vidal, while the Bush administration’s “down payment” for Iraqi oil “has been cheap -- the Bill of Rights,” the cost has not been light “for the people -- there or here.” The U.S. cost has been to its civil liberties. Vidal said, “USA Patriot Acts 1 and 2, the second leaked but not yet sent to Congress, neatly folds the republic. What next?” he asked rhetorically, “Franklin predicted despotism.”
Vidal sees the country in the grip of a corporate-oil patch-military oligarchy. Asked if the Iraq war was an oil patch-White House deal so huge Americans can’t stand back far enough to see it, Vidal replied, “Kindly Dr. Goebbels used to say that the greater the lie a government tells (and repeats loudly), the more it will be believed. Yes, it is -- was -- about oil and, of course, giving the Cheney-Bush junta’s friends like Halliburton vast contracts to rebuild what we have carefully knocked down.”
gorier and gorier
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:26:04 (EDT)
Though animal bladders were once kicked around in various games of football, pigskin was never used to make a football. Nevertheless, _pigskin_ has been a word for a football since at least 1894, when the term was used by Amos Stagg's University of Chicago Maroons, the great football team of that era. Footballs are made of a rubber bladder covered with a casting of leather.
Jes tryin' ta be helpful
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:25:00 (EDT)
In answer to the "why do they call them pigskins?" I refer you back to the cow post.--

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

The footballs are made out of pigskin, but it takes 3,000 cows to do the w**k of slaughtering, skinning, tanning, stitching, and delivery of the footballs. Rather clever of the cows if you ask me. And of course there is the bonus of eating the cows once their productive days at the sweatshop have passed.
sum sweathog
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:24:22 (EDT)
did some one order a sports fan's wet dream?
bedroom bingo
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 14:11:04 (EDT)
3,000 huh, at least they don't throw them away as casually as they do at baseball games. Imagine how many cows would be saved if they didn't let the audience keep them. Depending on who you believe, the average life of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches. Now pass me a cheeseburger and hand me the TV Guide so I can see if there's a good football game on ESPNclassic.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:57:42 (EDT)
ATTENTION! FLASH FIELD MOB TRIP!
A sitting duck has just floated across the noise board.
Tony Robbins
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:51:54 (EDT)
It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.
not MJ
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:45:30 (EDT)
or here
strike four
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:41:00 (EDT)
and now for the third strike
http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-258/image-1.jpg
paste that?
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:36:28 (EDT)
wait, that was my mother...
click here?
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:34:22 (EDT)
wanna see a picture of ME?
fabulously curious george
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:33:23 (EDT)
Is Fabulous President Bush A Fabulous Homosexual?
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:18:34 (EDT)
John Loftus, the source on that earlier post, has his own site. Seems to be an Israeli apologist, but if he has a blind spot for Israel it's quite the opposite when it comes to the Saudis. This piece is long and in several sections, but check this little sampler--

When Bush's son came into office, Enron allegedly approached Cheney in late January and told him veguely (spall-sik) about the secret Saudi-Taliban pipeline negotiations, and how important it was to America's energy policy for generations to come.
Like an idiot, Cheney agreed to keep the lid on any Saudi-Taliban investigations for a while. For the sake of the Caspian Basin pipeline, Cheney passed the word inside the beltway not to allow anyone in the Government to connect the dots.
All across America, ongoing Saudi-Taliban investigations were hindered, obstructed, or closed down, just as the Clinton administration had done before them.
What no one did was check Enron's accounting. The pipeline deal made little economic sense in view of Russian cooperation. To Enron's horror, the pipeline deal collapsed in August. Then came 9/11. Then came the Enron collapse. Then came the Cheney coverup.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 13:10:22 (EDT)
"All immigrants bring exotic customs and attitudes, but Muslim customs are more troublesome than most…Fears of a Muslim influx have more substance than the worry about jihad. West European societies are unprepared for the massive immigration of brown-skinned peoples cooking strange foods and not exactly maintaining Germanic standards of hygiene."
This moron makes Rush look smaht. Praise be to dog they smacked him down good.
rush smells worse than limberger <shrub nominates@klan quoter.canyouevenbelievethatshit>
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 12:14:20 (EDT)
Kay was no scientist - his pHD is is foreign affairs or some other nonscientific discipline. He's about as qualified to search for nukes as Ronald McDonald.

Me and Rush'll show 'em who's boss!
Grimace <amorphous@purple.blob>
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 11:57:06 (EDT)
Some interesting claims (note- Debka was right about the 9/11 briefing tying to Saudis) should be interesting or very scary to see how much of this happens--
4. Russia told Hussein one month before the war to remove all WMD to Syria and told Hussein to make many tapes to be played after. Iraq transported all the WMDs to Syria to be buried in Beka Valley in Lebanon. They did it at night so as not to be detected by Israeli or US satellites. It didn’t help. The satellites were able to detect where soil had been disturbed and put back so the exact location is known. It will come out during elections in the US. Debka first called it.
7. In Iran there will be a revolution in the fall when the students come back to school. The US is beaming in all kinds of radio and television to Iranians in their own language and telling them the truth. The Mullahs are on the run. They overreacted with the Canadian Reporter.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 11:51:07 (EDT)
U.S. secretly negotiating with Iran, but not so secretly that it can't be revealed on MSNBC or the Lurk.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 11:24:52 (EDT)
this log has morphed into a sports fan's wet dream...good day cruel lurk...back on Friday dog willing
dirty Vic
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 11:09:02 (EDT)
September 7th, that's a whole month to continue to ask ESPN who the sponsors are going to be. I probably should keep track of when I send the e-mails too so when I do contact the sponsors I can ask them if they were made aware of people contacting ESPN before the program started or had ESPN kept them in the dark. Always a good set up to giving the sponsor a hint of the way out of the situation before their image is damaged.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 10:35:38 (EDT)
Don't forget this guy.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 10:06:50 (EDT)
aite, i am out. off to burlington to sacred halls of lahey clinic. have a truly superb day dammen und herren (sp?)...
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 10:02:45 (EDT)
Not that baseball doesn't have its own share of racist, Nazi, blowhard assholes.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 10:01:41 (EDT)
voice of the fan. oh my.

Walt Disney + Rush Limbaugh = End is Near
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:59:38 (EDT)
"starting in September" being the key phrase there. Also "voice of the fan" my Aunt Petunia!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:54:17 (EDT)
Press Release: --- "Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh will soon be calling some signals for ESPN's weekly football preview "Sunday NFL Countdown."

Starting in September, Limbaugh, 52, will join the show's line-up as the "voice of the fan," delivering an opinion piece near the top of the two-hour telecast each week, the Walt Disney Co.-owned sports network said on Monday.

He also will weigh in periodically during each show with a "Rush challenge," offering a counterpoint to commentary from the program's three regular analysts -- former NFL players Steve Young, Michael Irvin and Tom Jackson."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:52:41 (EDT)

I had ESPN on before the game, but I didn't catch the full hour. I believe his regular gig is going to be pre-game on Sundays, but he might be doing the pre-bit at other points. I AM going to be watching next Sunday with a pad and pen handy to write down the sponsors and how many ads each is showing.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:42:28 (EDT)
I'm all for the frontal attack, but I wouldn't bother with Rush's people. They're set up as a controversy driven machine. I think the quiz should be a quiz for the ESPN exec(s) to take about things Rush has publicly said over the years. Hit them with Rush's own words then let them know in no uncertain terms that we're going to make it our life's w**k to draw a strong connection between Rush's stances and the names of ESPN and the sponsors.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:38:17 (EDT)
supposedly a 'pre-game analyst' croc and no i didn't even watch. pre-season games are too g@y-@ss.
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:30:57 (EDT)
Yeah I already signed that one, but I sent my own (several actually) letting them know my displeasure and asking for a list of the sponsors. If it's a bulk e-mail all they look at is the tally, IF they even look at that. But if a sponsor hears from people and it's not a bulk e-mail then Rush would very quickly become a matter of discussion at fairly high levels.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:30:55 (EDT)
croc, lester and me all go to bristol, ct and ask to speak with the public affairs flack. we tell them we love sports, we love ESPN, and we can't understand why those things have anything to do with being a mouthpiece for that clown. we ask them to provide trivia to test our knowledge and commitment. we also contact limbaugh's publicist -- the true criminal and source of the problem here -- and ask for details about his, ahem, athletic expertise and all the sports he's ever actually played or coached.
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:29:33 (EDT)
I didn't see rush on last night (was he?), but from what I understand he gets his own segment. I want to know the sponsors that are on during that segment. Then I will be e-mailing them, calling them, and writing to them until it stops. And I WILL be posting the sponsors' phone #s, e-mail addresses, and street addresses on every message board I can find. Bout time someone caused some stir around here besides MJ.
croc the constant irritant
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:24:35 (EDT)
Not that online petitions do any good, but here's one anyway.
Al Franken
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:24:08 (EDT)
Old but poignant

In Rush's world, "there is no conclusive proof that nicotine is addictive." "All income groups paid less taxes as a percentage of their income during the Reagan years, but the poor received the most relief, the middle class the next and the rich, the least." And "there are more acres of forestland in America today than when Columbus discovered the continent in 1492."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:14:09 (EDT)

i'd guess it's pretty much the same sponsors as last night's game, croc, no?
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:54:39 (EDT)
As to Rush, he must die at all costs. I've yet to get a response to my e-mails from ESPN. Once I know who the sponsors are I WILL pursue them until the situation is resolved (read- Rush dead or banished, preferably both)
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:53:52 (EDT)
i also admit calling that game may not have been a terrible idea given the size of the lightning strikes and the fact that ohio is pretty harmless. had the game been held in, say, florida or texas, i'd have been praying for quadruple overtime.
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:53:13 (EDT)
if football's a sport this is a white picket fence.
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:50:54 (EDT)

Lobster
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:50:40 (EDT)
As to weather shiz, there definitely has been a troubling trend towards letting weather interfere with more important matters. It's probably the result of some pussy exec that's a baseball fan trying to reduce his personal shame brought on by baseball players propensity to scamper off the field whenever a mist rises in the air.
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:50:21 (EDT)
i will admit, football is played with conviction
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:47:33 (EDT)
THIS about sums it up
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:45:14 (EDT)
i like football season. it's short.
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:44:14 (EDT)
yes frag same "sport". Unlike baseball which is a mere "pastime" (noun- diversion; something ya do when there's absolutely nothing else to do)
croc
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:42:47 (EDT)
Pretty much sums it up. Limbaugh's fifteen minutes aren't up or anything. Did O'Reilly beg off because of the "death prayer"?
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:40:26 (EDT)
It's also the "sport" that will be putting Rush Limbaugh on TV every Sunday.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:26:59 (EDT)
is this the same "sport" where a player carries a magic marker in his sock so he can autograph the ball right on the field during the game when he catches it? the "sport" that gave us neon deion, tinactin madden, an epic list of felonious dallas cowboys....and OJ? the "sport" that recently tried to trash all college athletics in the northeast because of one money-grubbing florida team?
frag
- Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 08:05:57 (EDT)
Great football game last night, huh croc.
Lester <pussies@nfl.com>
Canton, OH USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 07:49:36 (EDT)
"On Tuesday, August 5th at 12:45pm, we have organized a special gathering to pray to (expletive deleted) for Fox News Channel blowhard Bill O'Reilly's death."
Larry Flint
Los Angeles, CA USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 07:31:42 (EDT)
"A device that produces electricity from blood could be used to turn people into 'human batteries'". I, for one, am all for this.
Agent Smith
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 07:27:57 (EDT)
"This information is only for kids who are smart and mature enough to respect the dangers involved with injecting heroin."
James Osterburg
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 07:22:51 (EDT)
What is this guy -- European or something? NOBODY in America goes on month-long vacations!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 07:19:53 (EDT)
Mean Joe's absence form the Lurk explained--
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 07:14:30 (EDT)
So very sad.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 07:11:21 (EDT)
holy SHIT! i think i see the WATERFALL!!!
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:57:33 (EDT)
time to go rosin my bow with hitler, I'm out((()))~~~
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:57:24 (EDT)
More proof the nazis ended up in Argentina (and the White House of course)
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:55:33 (EDT)
How about "Go Ass Callous"? The band could come out on stage with their severely chafed buttocks exposed.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:48:14 (EDT)
Turgid however appears to still be available. There was a band called Turgid Funk, but they be done funking.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:38:15 (EDT)
VVilhelm are "K Custom" zildjians actually custom or merely 'kay? howbout a Kaiser drumroll?
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:37:41 (EDT)
Flaccid is already taken too. I hear they were hot at the Sadie Hawkins Dance.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:31:12 (EDT)
DAS BOOT! NEIN! this log is what can only be described as "flaccid"
Kaiser Vilhelm
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 18:19:23 (EDT)
and now your hand can talk dirty to you while you spank it.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:59:17 (EDT)
I believe it's in alabama where the tuscaloosa.
elephant talk
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:57:33 (EDT)
i'd just prefer to know where the FUCK is TUSCON?
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:50:12 (EDT)
...of course I would prefer to be Unter Alice
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:45:49 (EDT)
Damn there IS an Uber Alice
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:36:10 (EDT)
that's your mom?
the insult to injury guy
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:33:48 (EDT)
sorry about that dog thing , i was pissed cause someone insulted my mom. didn't realize how stupid it was at the time. thanks for calling me a retard, i need to be reminded sometimes
oops
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:29:40 (EDT)
So that's who that clown is that shows up mumbling "uber alice" every time I wank off
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 17:27:29 (EDT)


yeah right
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 16:43:30 (EDT)

pssst, hey kid, check dis out. tree for fie bucks, or i'll give yuz one for dat cigrit.
Vinny Bubotz
everywhere, yet nowhere - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 16:15:22 (EDT)
polishing the bishop?
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 15:54:00 (EDT)
Yo wake, a gotz to close center with a /center or whole shiz goes middle of the road

croc

USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 15:49:15 (EDT)
kinda meant baseball players, lester. in addition, Gobbler made the illustrious sizzler News on 2/4/03 courtesy of VVilhelm. i just pray he doesn't marry a dame nicknamed peaches.
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 15:40:56 (EDT)
This guy may be a huge nerd, but damn it, I'm rooting for him. Especially because he's ripping off Circuit City.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 15:29:03 (EDT)
dammit, just when i thought i had that html figured out
w.r.
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 15:13:15 (EDT)

wakefield regular
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 15:10:36 (EDT)
This name is pretty cool too.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:54:32 (EDT)
Dick Small has the worst name in baseball.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:52:46 (EDT)
Dick Small has the worst name in baeball.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:52:38 (EDT)

an again?
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:38:31 (EDT)
I kinda preferred the tale of the lactating lapdancer
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:37:08 (EDT)
I got yer pussey right here chong long dong!
Cong dong lover
lil ol' west side, RI USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:36:40 (EDT)
More reasons to ban Harry Potter
W.R.
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:32:40 (EDT)
Well f!ck you too f!ck face
wakefield regular
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:26:48 (EDT)
sad but twue.
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:22:31 (EDT)
no piddly melody maker in my 'arsenal'. That night it was a les paul special. single cutaway, 2 p90's. my real baby is my nearly identical double cutaway LP Jr, 1 p90, no binding or anything. its currently on its way home from the geetar hospital. all better now. Though I would agree on the principle of the duel being one of man's great, I'm not THAT interested haha. more impressed with the Laughner thing and the excellent sound.
Daniel
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:06:30 (EDT)
da, 8 to go but you know how that goes
Unclean Vilhelm
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:03:35 (EDT)
at least you weren't on my team, Jimmy
Ty Cobb
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 13:49:43 (EDT)
Lacquement referred to the much-married Taylor as "the old trampoline," as in, got to go now and "jump the old trampoline."
Stretch Towt
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 13:42:42 (EDT)
don't get your hopes up, the soundwoman is apparently taken, DAMMIT, and the Duel is perhaps the single greatest piece of work ever created by man. thank you, Lester. props on that gig, Daniel, i wuz there and you wuz rockin', is that a melodymaker?
rockhound
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 13:35:11 (EDT)
Yes as a matter of fact I DO own the most g@y-@ss name in the entire history of baseball.
Jimmy Gobble
Kansas City, MO USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 13:02:28 (EDT)
panic not, 8 weeks left
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 12:44:28 (EDT)
three and one half games back...bloody DOG...and by that I mean doggy style
Filthy Vilhelm
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 12:18:53 (EDT)
damn that shift key
sum shiftless bastard
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 11:50:44 (EDT)
do ya think this guy has guilt issues?--,br> "It's destroyed me, my marriage and everything I ever wanted. I felt so guilty. Not a week went by without me thinking about it. But I do feel a lot better now it's out in the open,"
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 11:50:06 (EDT)
"I'd love to see Cheney with a pierced ear and a diamond stud. Or in a body-hugging black T-shirt, just for the pure sport of it. "He needs new eyewear. With his big face and lantern jaw, he should lose those five-pound glasses. There are some fabulous frames out there. "About his hair, all I can offer is my sincere regrets."
the necklace
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 11:34:47 (EDT)
I know for a fact that i get more action than any lurker.
The Dog <doggy@style.go>
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 11:18:33 (EDT)
Who is this 'Anni' that everyone speaks of? I know a certain yellow-gibson playing, band-hopping, lurker type who recently played AS220 and was awed by the soundwoman, who may go by that name. She knew who Peter Laughner was. that alone is enough to set hearts a-fluttering.
Daniel
02911, RI USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 11:12:58 (EDT)
Besides that NFL started Saturday night with the Bucs playing and everybody in Tampa is getting stoked for some real sport. And of course THE biggest show in sports is kicking off the season tonight. Yes Monday Night Football is back and all is well in the world again.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 11:07:19 (EDT)
With the fan base the Rays have I'm surprised anybody noticed.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 10:50:44 (EDT)
The Tampa Bay Devil Rays' announcer for Spanish-language radio is blind.
Lobster
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 10:43:21 (EDT)
The Irish get their best ideas when they're hammered, but charging for bags to encourage people to use re-usable bags goes back to the '80s at least. It was tried here in the States and in Europe by some chains.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 10:33:08 (EDT)
The Irish sober up for a second and come up with a good idea: Charging people for grocery bags.
McLester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 10:23:06 (EDT)
You will all bow down before me!
Bill Gates
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 10:06:59 (EDT)
I still haven't forgotten the last time we me met, frag!
Bill Gates
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 10:02:34 (EDT)
Agreed frag. Plus it pisses me off that the dog has better luck than me.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 09:58:03 (EDT)
and yes mr gates i've made plenty of mistakes. plen-tee. but i don't trumpet how secure my software is, and SURE the hell don't have hundreds of six-figure genius geeks on my staff to prevent mistakes and stop attacks.
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 09:55:22 (EDT)
so i guess we're not drawing the line on bestiality pictures on the lurk. not that lurkers appreciate censorship but ... that's kinda too bad. bet once joe and tron return, they'll be thrilled.
frag
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 09:49:57 (EDT)

wrong method man
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 09:15:20 (EDT)

TV Party
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 09:05:35 (EDT)
The duel
Lester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:59:45 (EDT)
man sets record for marathon meditation

croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:34:25 (EDT)
Wave bye-bye to Powell
domino counter
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:22:31 (EDT)
Made not a one of the intended rendezvous this weekend, I was too busy huffing freon in a vain attempt to relieve myself from this miserable frikkin heat.
croc
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:21:14 (EDT)
Hey! Quit trying to kiss me, asshole!
Kojak
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:21:09 (EDT)
Ah, two brothers. Both complete psychopaths, both deader than dead (we've got pictures). But that doesn't stop this dynamic duo! You think those two boys are just rotting in the ground? Hell no! The insane don't die baby; they keep doing the things they do. Check it out.
mom <look@my.boys>
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:14:45 (EDT)
Jack Grisham, frontman for the veteran punk group T.S.O.L., announced to MTV News on Wednesday (July 30) that he is running for governor of California in the controversial October 7 recall election to unseat incumbent Democrat Gray Davis.
Grisham's Campaign Manager
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:01:55 (EDT)
Fuck you, Frag!
Bill Gates
Redmond, WA USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 07:56:56 (EDT)
"According to the police report, the note, which was placed on top of clothes in a black gym bag read: '[Expletive] you. Stay the [expletive] out of my bag you [expletive] sucker. Have you found a [expletive] bomb yet? No, just clothes. Am I right? Yea, so [expletive] you.'"
Lester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 07:50:42 (EDT)
Anything and everything we don’t like or disagree with, in any realm, situation or context, can now be considered a form of “terrorism”.
Lester
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 07:35:01 (EDT)
The implications of this new study are as staggering as they are inescapable: most research scientists are scrawny, wimpy little nerds who require multi-million dollar grants to prove they might even get laid some day under certain conditions.
Lobster
USA - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 07:32:03 (EDT)
yeah, your mom backwards is almost as funny as your mom doggy style

Underdog
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 19:41:52 (EDT)
I want my mommy!

Maria
Njork, Njork - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 19:34:06 (EDT)

Anni again
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 17:28:34 (EDT)

Anni <I'm looking for Chong?>
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 17:21:41 (EDT)

bob
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 17:13:35 (EDT)

boob
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 16:58:03 (EDT)
THAT is fuckin funny
Mom Backwards
- Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 16:39:30 (EDT)
open fly tribute to your mom tonite.
slappy
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 16:16:47 (EDT)
open mike tribute to the Velvet Underground tonite at AS220
sweet mary jane
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 11:34:28 (EDT)
She knew her new name might finally stick when she got a phone message recently: "Hi, GoVeg.com. This is your mother. Please call me."
did somebody kidnap MJ?
USA - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 11:33:08 (EDT)
oh sure i climb on after midnight finally, alll fucked up, and filthy VVilhelm is watching the 3 stooges thing on abc. a question: why sox go poopypants? someone anyone?
frag
- Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 22:50:58 (EDT)
so "face" makes yet another one-shot appearance...
dirty Vic
USA - Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 18:17:17 (EDT)
who's running for V.P., Traficant's hair?
Little Richard <lawdy@so.good>
USA - Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 12:21:49 (EDT)
BENNY SIZZLER KICKS ASSSSS!!!!!!
General Connie Sensus
US of A - Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 09:25:46 (EDT)
the road goes ever on and on
down from the door where it began
now far ahead the road has gone
and we must follow as we can
pursuing it with eager feet
until it joins some larger way
where many paths and errands meet
and whither then? we cannot say
-- JRRT, 1948
John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
Cambridge, UK - Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 09:13:00 (EDT)
DAMN fine html, ‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^› ®...
frag
- Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 00:16:12 (EDT)
does the lurk have a new look? or is the centered page the result of someone's fine html skills?
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^› ®
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 22:13:53 (EDT)
I smell the handiwork of a pissed off Chong and the sound outing he got in front of wifey...
The F.B.I.
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 20:06:52 (EDT)

W.R.
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 19:17:30 (EDT)

pissing me off
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 19:11:13 (EDT)

wha happen?
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 19:09:11 (EDT)
Any lurker who gets this kid drunk is gonna have hell to pay come competition day.
Little Timmy's Trainer
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 17:49:53 (EDT)
jesus dog that's little Timmy almost all grown up...do NOT fuck with the...er...kid!
Vic
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 17:13:13 (EDT)
Listen, I'm only eleven, I live in the gym and my dad won't let me eat refined sugar. Any chance the lurk can kidnap me tonight and take me to Babe's/and or the Decatur for a decent time?
Little Timmy's Big Jimmy
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 17:09:25 (EDT)
yahoo search has been getting nailed all day too and we just got a company virus alert too. See ya if ya come out to imbibe, otherwise, blow me.
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 16:23:41 (EDT)
Enough lurk fer now, looks like I have several bars in my immediate future (where the real man been anyway?). I'm out{{{{}}}}~~~~
mouse over
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 16:21:58 (EDT)
micro$oft and windows update sites....down!
frag
- Friday, August 01, 2003 at 16:19:22 (EDT)
And yet another fine American tosses his hat in the ring.

croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 16:16:24 (EDT)
SUCCESS!!
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 16:11:36 (EDT)

once for the road
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 16:10:22 (EDT)
I'm out. Hopefully I'll see some Lurkers on the Sunnyside tonight.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 15:37:36 (EDT)
YOU RANG?

USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 15:27:11 (EDT)
spallcheck- reverend
sum heathen
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 14:47:53 (EDT)
WANTED- Token honkies for Baptist Congregation. terms- $5 on Sunday $10 on Thursday (Mullatos need not apply)
Reverand X
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 14:46:39 (EDT)
An email from Eric "the Whip" Fontana ---

yo all- my CD release party for "HATS AND SHOES" is this MON. 8/4 , THE MET CAFE PROV. 9:30-12:00 all ages, $5, w/anna's house, and pete burr- see you there-THANKEE KINDLY- ERIC FONTANA www.cdbaby.com/ericfontana
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 14:34:36 (EDT)

Finally a man of integrity has thrown his hat in the ring.
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 14:13:17 (EDT)
Yeah, ditto on the really happy. My fave dive is a spit away from the convention center.
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 14:10:37 (EDT)
Hoy fuckballs! Robert Hegyes, the guy who played Juan Epstein on "Welcome Back, Kotter", is Jon Bon Jovi's cousin.
Lobster
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 14:06:05 (EDT)
Oh boy! I'm really, REALLY happy about this.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 13:40:41 (EDT)
is it me or does it look like that guy is about to administer a spanking?
spanky (no gang)
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 13:29:37 (EDT)
also on BSTC skill level being safely superior, gimme a decade and I'll be right there with ya.

croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 13:28:14 (EDT)
must be a case of pipo
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 13:24:24 (EDT)
my official meat title should be "poopsmith"
frag
- Friday, August 01, 2003 at 13:11:51 (EDT)
I think that hacker convention must be in full swing. My computer has been funky all day and at first I thought it was the so-called techs screwing up here, but after yahoo's search engine crapped out for 20 minutes and I've seen pages doing all kinds of odd dis-functions I'm suspecting the little hack-off is a big suckcess.
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 13:09:16 (EDT)
So you're in this hospital see, no make that a military hospittal and.., no make that a Russian military hospital and it's making for a real sh!tty day when........
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 12:58:18 (EDT)
Bush nominee for U.S. Tax Court claimed improper deductions for at least three years.
Lobster
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 12:42:17 (EDT)
Oh my dog--verrrry funny
wakefield regular
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 12:30:33 (EDT)
so do i get a free beer for each of my lurk identities?
he who cannot be named <10 plus beers@fall on.face>
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:53:10 (EDT)
Okay, that Westerly story is SERIOUSLY twisted.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:50:53 (EDT)
see you in aweek lurk!
Chong lee
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:45:19 (EDT)
Do we still consider Westerly a part of RI?
wakefield regular
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:44:17 (EDT)
thats just gross..
a growm up timmy?
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:24:51 (EDT)

whaaa?
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:21:13 (EDT)
Chong try show up tonight. Will bring sam horn video. see I remember things when I drink. Just not Dan's real name.
Chong lee
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:15:38 (EDT)
All Lurkers that show up at Babe's tonight get a beer on the house. How's that for incentive?
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:02:15 (EDT)
Our little Timmy has a fan club.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:59:53 (EDT)
two words- dicket fence
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:56:24 (EDT)
all i need is a willing victim to drive my sorry @ss back to wark and i'm in lester. calling all naive brothers-in-law now.....
frag
- Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:40:30 (EDT)
mayhem reins I see...the lurk from the Benny side is going to be a little quiet of late so you heathen lurk on...lurk on...
Vic, take a fuckin' shower dude
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:40:02 (EDT)
just did a little "view source"....let's just say the mighty BSTC still has very little competition in the coding realm.

where the eff is Joe? i know Kramer "guitars" require special strings but the Kid should've hooked him up by now....
Mal Form
- Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:37:40 (EDT)
Get ready for the White House spin. They found a bunch of useless MIGs buried in the sand (with no protection from the elements). Guaranteed this stuff goes back poppy bush's first Iraq run. Hussein was playing a big shell game and at the time US intelligence said some stuff was buried in a big hurry and some went to Iran. And the US wasn't sure which way most of them went.
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:30:18 (EDT)
Amended West Side button (although the fvck up was probably more accurate)--


totally complete absolute utter failure
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:16:39 (EDT)
Pitiful substitute for drop box--


head hanging low
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:13:52 (EDT)
Wow, Chong finally learned how to post pictures to the Lurk! Our little baby's all grown up! And it only took him 10 months!
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:06:55 (EDT)
"LESTERS'" What the hell kind of Chinese punctuation is that?
Grammar police
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:05:12 (EDT)
Lesters' favorite snack...
Chong lee
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 10:02:14 (EDT)
That's it I'm an utter drop-box failure. I will now have to go out this very evening and consume mass quantities to console my bruised ego.
croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:46:55 (EDT)
muchas gracias sir les
frag
- Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:45:22 (EDT)
A baker's shop in Sweden has been reported for racial discrimination for selling Chong's favorite snack -- Negro balls.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:44:53 (EDT)

third (strike?)
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:44:15 (EDT)
I'm bartending at a certain pugilistically-themed Fox Point bar tonight if that sways you decision. Any complaints about the service and lack of (or excessive) flirting can be lodged on the Lurk.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:41:21 (EDT)
curses- well it got the look at least
back to virtual dawing board
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:38:24 (EDT)
Choose One As Friday night approaches it's time to choose the evenings path

croc- attempt #2
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:35:41 (EDT)

croc
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:33:48 (EDT)
HeY cH0Ng L33, wHaT tHiS u SaY bOuT wIfE!?! u NeVeR tElL mE bOuT wIfE! u SaY i WaS oNlY gIrL 4 u! Y u LiE 2 Me, Ch0nG l33?
GoE yAnG
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:23:24 (EDT)
"I like ‘em," Kaufman said, referring to the slabs of deep-fried bull gonads he'd just consumed.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:07:20 (EDT)
I didn't know Tucker was a singer.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 08:30:27 (EDT)
Not only is this quiz fun, it may help to keep someone (Chong) out of jail.
Lobster
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 08:27:30 (EDT)
Don't pour out dat 40oz, yo! Now you can give it up fo yo fallen homies Pac, Biggie, and Easy-E by gettin' they PEZ dispensah!
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 08:22:31 (EDT)

Bulge in Lester pants make zupcic very afraid!
Cong
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 08:03:21 (EDT)
"Bulge in Lake Worries YNP Scientists" -- In related news, bulge in Chong's pants worries local sheep.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 08:01:17 (EDT)
"There's the proper way to do things," he said. "And then there's the Karlpalooza way to do things."
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 07:58:44 (EDT)
"I think in six months from now, we'll have a considerable amount of evidence, and we'll be starting to reveal that evidence," -- Wow, producing evidence a full year after you start bombing! Now that's due process!
Lobster
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 07:54:06 (EDT)
I'm ok. Just a little bruised...
Ash
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 07:53:41 (EDT)
Maybe we should send gang members to Iraq.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 07:50:37 (EDT)
Some neat fonts for any design nerds out there.
Lester
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 07:46:43 (EDT)

Chong lee
USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 06:48:03 (EDT)
The world's largest carnivorous marsupial is the size of a stocky small dog but has jaws as strong as a crocodile which allow it to eat up to half its body weight in 30 minutes

Hi, my name is Jawbone, I want to come to America and enter the hot-dog eating contest on Coney Island. Will you sponsor me? Ya, also Turbonegro give good head, ooh,whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa. I'll chew thru the bar and bite their ankles whilst you make off with the beer. Can I join NARBLA? I have a tail...
T.Z. beelzebub <didjatwiddle@it.good>
state, of inebriation USA - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 03:23:09 (EDT)
good LORD what hell hath been wrought with HTML. hey where's mean joe? i just got the schedule for fiddlah's green. some WICKED hair en route. WICKED lahhhge hair.
frag
- Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 20:48:02 (EDT)
I'm out[[[[]]]]~~~~
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 19:47:42 (EDT)

croc

USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 19:47:01 (EDT)
this takes the lurk into new territory fer sure
fer sure croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 19:42:33 (EDT)

croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 19:41:31 (EDT)
I hear the QOC has solved the problems she's encountered due to the bum knee--

croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 19:26:09 (EDT)
SUCCESS!!!
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 19:14:14 (EDT)
OK let's try a fancy one


fingas crossed
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 19:13:46 (EDT)
One for the flight junkies.--
Mockups of experimental NASA planes, military aircraft and even the original Wright Flyer were present during the "Centennial of Flight" exhibition hosted by Rockefeller Center
MJ's woody of the day
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 18:57:38 (EDT)
Taz is in deep doo-doo Check this page to here what those little buggers sound like.

crocmanian devil
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 18:30:20 (EDT)
lurk #70707- yet another in a series of random lurks noted for digitary reasons
currently twiddling digits
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 18:23:37 (EDT)
currently listening to groovaliscious "Low Profile"
simply
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 18:20:37 (EDT)
Haha baldino/the Noise...In high school, I had this rotten band called 'The Drogues' b/c drogue=drug en francais. The bass player was a good friend of mine, and a solid hockey teammate. Our friendship dissolved due to pettiness over said band. We basically ran him out and I always felt awful about it. I heard he was writing for the Weekly Dig recently and Bald Eno looks up to him or some shit. I think I'll go post on the noise board as my 200 year old half man alligator half shark alter-ego, Sir Devilbum (and you thought I was gonna say 'Mr Gerbik')...
Daniel
on my way to Mt Katahdin, for reasons that now escape me, ME USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 18:06:14 (EDT)
I know three parts (oops now it's four)
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 17:52:47 (EDT)
Where's the Kernel?
Geneva Convention- article 75 section 2--
2. The following acts are and shall remain prohibited at any time and in any place whatsoever, whether committed by civilian or by military agents: (a) violence to the life, health, or physical or mental well-being of persons, in particular: (i) murder; (ii) torture of all kinds, whether physical or mental; (iii) corporal punishment; and (iv) mutilation; (b) outrages upon personal dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment, enforced prostitution and any form or indecent assault; (c) the taking of hostages; (d) collective punishments; and (e) threats to commit any of the foregoing acts.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 17:52:02 (EDT)
#2- Colonel Hogg (musta been funny while he was Major Hogg)--
Col. David Hogg, commander of the 2nd Brigade of the 4th Infantry Division, said tougher methods are being used to gather the intelligence. On Wednesday night, he said, his troops picked up the wife and daughter of an Iraqi lieutenant general. They left a note: "If you want your family released, turn yourself in." Such tactics are justified, he said, because, "It's an intelligence operation with detainees, and these people have info." They would have been released in due course, he added later. The tactic worked. On Friday, Hogg said, the lieutenant general appeared at the front gate of the U.S. base and surrendered.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 17:44:18 (EDT)
Two part-er here- Point #1-
Wolfowitz said--
This is a criminal regime that smothered that country in an unbelievable blanket of fear for 35 years. It’s difficult for Americans to imagine what it’s like to live in a country, not only where they can grab you at night and torture you, but they’ll grab your children and torture them in order to make you talk. It takes time to root out that kind of criminal gangs.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 17:41:24 (EDT)
chong I think I solved wife riddle
riddled with fried rice
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 16:26:57 (EDT)
Anybody else up for the meat field trip to Turboneger? We can go early and invade the Noise office and give balled eno the smackdown lurk-to-face.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 16:22:17 (EDT)
Middle East 9/17, I'm down for that show. I'm gonna buy a ticket on the morrow (being pay day and all)
denimless croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 16:16:43 (EDT)
Someone spoke of me and the mighty TRBJGND? I can't wait for Sept 17th. It will be like being in Poland on Sept 1, 1939...me being the Polish Cavalry. Did they wear denim, too?
DANIEL
Aint got no home, RI USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 15:58:11 (EDT)
Wave bye-bye too Poindickster
domino counter
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 15:39:00 (EDT)
I'm out of here. Jackwash will be serving drinks at a certain Fox Point bar tonight if anyone cares.
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 15:16:51 (EDT)
The UN-Patriot Act keeps rolling along
un-patriot this
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 14:51:51 (EDT)
A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."
Shecky
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 13:49:54 (EDT)
Worst headline of the week.
Lobster
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:59:50 (EDT)
them damn closing brackets get ya everytime
dicking around croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:47:34 (EDT)
Holy Red-Bull-Gives-You-Wings Batman! The Birdman done fell across the English Channel!!

pre-dick-table croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:45:18 (EDT)
whoops
frag
- Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:39:11 (EDT)
now back to our regular curriculum: Basic Supremacism 101
frag
- Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:38:43 (EDT)
he'd BETTER get more affiliates to pay back this little $150K indiscretion......
frag
- Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:35:57 (EDT)
illegal poem- story, poem
dick tater croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:32:11 (EDT)
BTW frag, Underground Garage is on WROR in Boston Sunday nights at ten.
totally a dick croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:10:23 (EDT)
Little Steven on the lotus tip. All together now- Namu Myoho Renge Kyo
dickless croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:07:01 (EDT)
I know, not as exciting as dick size discussions.....
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 11:53:08 (EDT)
steven hosts the only radio show worth hearing on our "mullet rock" station here in prov, Njork. garage stuff. sad to say it's on hideously early on sunday mornings though.
frag
- Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 11:52:43 (EDT)
Yesterday I was walking home from work and was coming up to the corner of 11th St. and 5th Ave., and I passed Steven Van Zandt on his cell phone. He was working the E-Street Band "Little Steven" look.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 11:35:11 (EDT)
nice game last night, there, Dontrelle....
frag
- Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 11:22:50 (EDT)
son of bitch!!!!
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 10:40:05 (EDT)
you show for this....

I show you inscrutable.
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 10:39:36 (EDT)

Chong HTML ismost inscrutable
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 10:29:12 (EDT)
croc have
NO DICK

it's true, no dick at all

Chong
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 10:21:01 (EDT)
croc havetiny tiny dick.
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 10:15:22 (EDT)
Chong haveBIG HEMORRHOID
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 10:13:32 (EDT)
Chong have little dick
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 10:09:48 (EDT)
i'll be back!
hmmm
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 09:34:32 (EDT)
......crap.
hmm
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 09:34:07 (EDT)
Take that!
Hmmmm
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 09:33:32 (EDT)
Take that!
Hmmmm
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 09:32:49 (EDT)
The Secret Service is puzzled by George W. Bush's reputed male sex-mate. Several times when that person was talking to Bush, that person would start crying hysterically like a woman, apparently beset by some deep dark medical secret threatening his very existence. As the Secret Service and some White House reporters are fully aware, Bush's reputed sex-mate has AIDS. And Bush reportedly has the onset of AIDS in a terminal form not yet fully seen on his face and skin.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 09:32:04 (EDT)
lotta people have axed me, re: MP3 file-sharing prosecutions. first, empty your 'shared' folder of all tunes. just put 'em elsewhere, ideally onto a CD and off your hard drive but definitely not in the shared folder. next, log into your particular service. this lets them know the last time you logged in you had nothing downloaded. next go to your user info and change your name, address, and contact email. plus whatever personal info you'd (accidentally i hope) provided. log out, in, out, and don't go back. will reduce your chances of getting busted by a lot. you shouldn't use that service any mo' either.
frag
- Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 09:28:15 (EDT)
Lester, it ain't easy to find a witty comment to retort the witless. It's like trying to find the waterfall in that pic of the highbeams.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 09:03:19 (EDT)
Look out below, Chong is threatening to unleash the missing brackets again. What will it be this time, the lurk transformed into mega-font, turned a lovely pepto-pink, or italicized into a bad Godfather remake (with Chinese subtitles of course)? Stayed tuned to this lurk channel for your bracket updates.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 08:57:37 (EDT)
Thanks a lot lurk. First thing wife says as she walks in the house yesterday is "Hi Chong Lee!, what do you want for dinner chong lee? Did you feed the animals chongy baby?" There will be payback. html style!
Well..Chong.
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 08:40:47 (EDT)
RIP -- Sam Phillips
Lobster
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 08:33:07 (EDT)
I was trying to think of a witty comment for this article, or to pick out one specific aspect to mock, but. . . I mean, fuck. The guy's just a jackass; what else can you say?
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 08:31:08 (EDT)
frag, I never know Benny gigs 'til the night before...that's the only time they let me outta the cage...as for right now though, the dradle must rock
Vic
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 08:14:02 (EDT)
I'm just wondering why nobody likes me. Is it something I said or did?
Late Night Lurker
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 00:32:02 (EDT)
actually was referring to the mighty binyamin SIZZLER and figured don was just too busy (driving piles for his new dock in johnston) to give a geeg update. but i do appreciate any update and sox will win the east and new favorite band name is Steinbrenner Yeast Infection
frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 21:20:46 (EDT)
better, warmer, faster, harder! Fraggle McCraggle: I assume you refer to the UDDER band...this Sunday at O'Brien's in Allston then some debacle in TYNGsboro on 8/10...then here's one for all you Boston Red Sox fucks, Weds. 8/20 at Bill's Bar after the BIG game vs. the A's
Vic T.
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 20:14:08 (EDT)
look it's a weapon of ass destruction!

elephant, man
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:58:24 (EDT)
still no waterfall, I'm out(((())))~~~
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:54:07 (EDT)
remember that woman who got banned at the bookstore for saying dumbya had chicken legs?

croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:52:56 (EDT)
don't think they're high beams as much as running lights.
frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:52:24 (EDT)

currently massively distracted
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:49:16 (EDT)
I don't know about that caption, I still don't see no waterfall
croc's creased pantaloons
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:40:38 (EDT)
why does she have her highbeams on in the daytime?
rubber necker
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:34:13 (EDT)
perhaps this can wake the Vilhelm....

frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:25:38 (EDT)

has anyone seen my bong?
the emp
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:16:10 (EDT)
is it before your next birthday?
frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:10:41 (EDT)
Vic T, when's next geeg?
frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:07:21 (EDT)
_uck M_!*
Hetfield's Lawyer
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:06:20 (EDT)
Wait! Wait! Methinks it's the glue for my herpes.....errrr....hair piece.
Cocchus Blocchus
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:04:35 (EDT)
what a fucking YAWN you fucks! post some GOOD sh!t for the love'a dog!
sleepy Vic
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:04:20 (EDT)
That's no pot, that's my styling mousse.
Pullius Pudlius
Italy - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:03:42 (EDT)
Has anyone seen my Emporer's pot?
Biggus Dickus
Italy - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:01:53 (EDT)
Initial guesses of its function range from cosmetic face cream and toothpaste to something that was smeared on goats before they were killed, she said. YEAH, RIGHT, KILLED! Yo, croc they found your sheep lube that you dropped at that old school orgy back B.C.
still has your prints on it...
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:54:02 (EDT)
suicide fucked my buzz ALL up.
frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:51:46 (EDT)
actually, this is where i git the idea fer th' song, i nailed her Down Under back in the 60's, i thought it was one of them fancy punk-rock type piercings so i didn't mention it
Neil Young <little part of it@every.one>
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:39:18 (EDT)
they have some old Stones footage on now.
them some ugly rockers
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:28:44 (EDT)
remember that little country China?
not chong
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:26:38 (EDT)
bigger and further south but still a strap-on
suzy strapstein
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:24:33 (EDT)
yeah, so i had a little trouble on the way home last night(took the long way)
"swiss cheese head" white <fleabit@peanut.monkey>
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:23:37 (EDT)
I think their lines are jammed big time, just switched myself to the CBCs version of the webcast. Rush is on right now.
croc hot on the roc trail
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:22:00 (EDT)
i think all that blood rushing to my head messed up my speeling on that rhino post
my dog's name...
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:06:38 (EDT)
Bad Request Your browser sent a request that this server could not understand. The request line contained invalid characters following the protocol string.
your shiteating link doesn't work,croc!
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:02:45 (EDT)
I bet those lilylivered marlenes were suprised to see two majestic beasts from the dark continent stomping thru the door, eh croc? here's an artists represention of what i look like for everyone who missed out:

"pointy head" white
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:54:59 (EDT)
I can't decide whether this little number intrigues me or worries me.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:54:01 (EDT)
PDA? GPS? here's a new one: BLOWME
frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:46:19 (EDT)
The other side of omega3s
my GPS and omega3s are both fishy
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:45:21 (EDT)
you just need the right equipment
industrial strength
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:44:32 (EDT)
I did track it. She weren't that bad considering the lack-o-teeth, but for the price how can you go wrong? Only problem for me is how to get that smell outa the GPS bug.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:33:41 (EDT)
I wear this lurk like a $5 zoot suit. You best not be breakin' that pilsnerfied pledge, monsieur le croc, or I send one of my fiercest bitches to turn you into boots and (tit) wallets. Oh,yeah, nice try with the GPS tracking device IN MY SHOE!, i gave it to a hooker at the safari lounge and told her it was a mini vibrator. Track that!
"pimp head" white <schizo@mind.flop>
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:17:49 (EDT)
Took me a while to get through to the links, but the Toronto Sars Fest is live on-line. Hi bandwidth or for the unfortunate low bandwidth
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:02:11 (EDT)
That's gotta be Dan (aka Daniel (That cracks me up everytime)) flexing his Turbo Jugend muscle.
Don
G-String or Hairz?, USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 16:30:26 (EDT)
put the hoaxie down
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 15:57:02 (EDT)
here ya go gals-- aged beefcake

I think I'll start a campaign for office under the slogan "A dancer for every lap!"
candidate croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 15:38:07 (EDT)
what's the interest rate?
Santos L. Halper <http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_804084.html?menu=news.weirdworld.animaltales>
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 15:27:32 (EDT)
Some analysts say the sensitive actor may also be wary of subjecting himself to a tough campaign's personal attacks and rumors.
one word- terminated
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 15:22:14 (EDT)
As to the Flash Mob lurk, yes it did happen. I must say Lily Marlenes is DEFINITELY the place to meet and maintain lurk anonimity (that's lurkonimity to those in the know). It was dark and dank as Old Lady Schroeder's nether regions. You'd need a high grade nightscope to get a confirmed ID on anyone there. I do have sum suspicions about the meeting though. Said lurker was wearing a cheap black suit with dark sunglasses and kept taking notes and seemed to be talking to into the lapel of the jacket. I cleverly steered talk of certain plans for a certain unelected sumbody's untimely demise into a discourse on habanero peppers, so I believe the plot can go forward as originally scheduled.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 15:12:50 (EDT)
Correct Lester(almost)- They didn't use it, but yes it was a 14 year old Andy Williams that cut the track they didn't use.

"We had a hell of a time trying to find a girl to sing with a voice as low as Bacall's. So I got Andy Williams, and we took all the music he recorded and let Bacall mouth it to his singing. But she was singing at the same time, and I thought she sounded better than Andy Williams. So we went back and did the whole thing again. It was all her singing. There was another picture where she sang. The Big Sleep. And that was her voice too." (Quoted from "Hawks on Hawks", by Joseph McBride, University of California Press).
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 15:02:15 (EDT)
not Peggy Lee (nor Butt E) and I'm on IE and with them messing with the computer system today the lurk is one of the few things w**king on this here box. As to helmet, I had to swear on beer that I'd not divulge (but bribes will be taken into consideration)
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:58:47 (EDT)
A teenage Andy Williams sang "How Will We Know?" for Bacall. Everyone knows that.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:53:09 (EDT)
*Frag is to be credited with the Netscape slur "Nutscrape"
*
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:50:15 (EDT)
Damn those html newbies like Chong. Yeah, I can get on in Nutscrape* but not IE. Anyways-is someone saying they HOOKED up on the lurk and then actually WENT out in the 3-D world and CONVERSED? Covered with hairz or not, I'm glad the Lurk is good for at least one fucking thing-pairing up animals like Noah's Lurk.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:48:31 (EDT)
they've only got 630 versions of Stardust so far
that's a big ass hoagy
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:46:44 (EDT)
And for those who can't get enuf, here's a whole lotta Hoagy
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:42:47 (EDT)
OK bouys and gulls, QUIZ TIME. The pic is Hoagy Carmichael with Bacall in To Have And Have Not doing the song How Will We Know?. Originally they had Bacall lip synch to another singer (they decided to use Bacall singing herself later). Who was the yet to be famous singer?

croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:41:00 (EDT)
Or maybe we should take bets on when those hoagies will initiate a terrorist attack?
w.r.
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:25:11 (EDT)
should we be worried about grindahs and cabinets?
wakefield regular
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:21:44 (EDT)
Take your hands of of the hoagie! Step away from the Hoagie!
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 13:53:21 (EDT)
I found myself a new support group.
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 13:33:12 (EDT)
North side this time. I told you, the WHOLE damn town is mine
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 13:25:09 (EDT)
Hopefully those hairy beasts stay on the West Side with all the other boorish savages.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 13:04:24 (EDT)

Vincent A. "Buddy" Cianci
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 13:00:39 (EDT)

left of center?
frag
- Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 12:49:09 (EDT)

*****NEWSFLASH*****
PROVIDENCE- A crazed swarm of beer-swilling nogoodniks descended on the quiet Federal Hill neighborhood last night, leaving a path of bewilderment and malcontent in their wake. The two apparent refugees from an experimental hair-growth laboratory were observed downing over a gallon of foamy intoxicants in a rapid style, and were overheard cackling and mumbling about "meat" and a mysterious condition known only as "the lurk". If spotted, notify Animal Control immediately and cross to the other side of the street and DO NOT make eye contact, they can sense your fear.
"helmet head" white
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 12:40:29 (EDT)
There has GOT to be a special circle of hell set aside for this guy
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 12:39:00 (EDT)
jesus dog it's the good-for-absolutely nothing YUP!
Vic
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 12:19:27 (EDT)
that ain't no plug nickel
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 12:03:05 (EDT)
Blow me, Chong
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 12:02:41 (EDT)
yup, it was that "middle of the road" post that did it
yup
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 12:00:44 (EDT)
nyeah nyeah
Little Timmy
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:58:22 (EDT)
Jeez, miss one friggin backslash and i have to hear it from lester???? Who's next little timmy? Friggin buddy lee?///////////////////////////////////!!!!there now fuck off!!
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:57:12 (EDT)

Missed a / there chong. them closing brackets get you every time.
At least it wasn't a


marquee
I sent the whole lurk scrolling one day messing up that closing bracket

croc


USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:51:25 (EDT)
"A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again"
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:50:37 (EDT)
it wasnt my html it was my dragging of the sizzler blimp into the comment box. So go blow.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:44:55 (EDT)
Chong broke the luuuuurk. Chong broke the luuuurk. Chong broke the luuuuurk.
sum tattletale
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:39:46 (EDT)
where's the BSTC when you need 'em?
ugly mug Vic
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:25:50 (EDT)
Within 48 hours last month, authorities in rural Anderson County, about 30 miles north of Knoxville, shut down three labs. The third bust was the county's 22nd of the year. Through June 3, Tennessee officials had shut down 305 labs. In all of last year, there were 387 lab raids in Tennessee.
croc on smurfing safari
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:14:12 (EDT)
That's you
all over
the place

the Tinman said to the Scarecrow

USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:11:17 (EDT)
I was looking
for more of this
sorta effect

croc

USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:08:13 (EDT)
myself, I'm spread out across the board

croc

USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 11:06:27 (EDT)
Chong like it better in middle of road.

Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:54:04 (EDT)

Chong it may suck, but it blows too


darth lurker


USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:47:43 (EDT)
fans pelting fred durst with garbage fucking rules...dog bless the windy shitty
Vic Garbage
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:35:40 (EDT)

Hey Croc, it sucks over here. I'm going back over there...


Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:35:04 (EDT)

I meant----
Lobster, what are you doing way over THERE


darth lurker


USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:33:03 (EDT)

Lobster, what are you doing way over there


croc


USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:31:37 (EDT)
You can argue with yourself this way too

no you can't



yes you can

no you CAN'T



YES you CAN!!

NO you CAN'T!!


croc

croc


USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:28:43 (EDT)

Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:24:33 (EDT)

Shall we all right hand lurk to day?
It'll be a change-o-pace
to wank off lefty style.


croc


USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:23:05 (EDT)

Chong off in right field


croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:20:18 (EDT)

Chong Not Fuck Anything UP


Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:03:22 (EDT)

Freddy vs. Jason? I voted Freddy, but Jason does have more impressive kill stats
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:02:36 (EDT)
I'm pissed I didn't think of this first.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:02:08 (EDT)
Lurk w*rks just fine in IE for me.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 09:53:27 (EDT)
Listen Chong Lee, are you and your "am" html skillz responsible for the IE troubs? Anybody else having trouble today keeping the lurk up in IE?
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 09:50:10 (EDT)
Now chong teach self html so punker than before.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 09:47:57 (EDT)

Chong Lee RULES!!


Ummm
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 09:47:11 (EDT)

how exactly do ya google up the ip? And I don't think they have a wifi in the building, but if they do what exactly do I need to know?
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 09:28:34 (EDT)
Another article about Fred Durst's temper tantrum.
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 09:28:09 (EDT)
GeoCities sucks a donkey's ass.
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 09:09:35 (EDT)
pic there, pic gone, damn it! I say AGAIN, gee those eyes look familiar.
cursing wonky link
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 08:47:18 (EDT)
"Pabst-guzzling loft dweller!"
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 08:45:51 (EDT)
Let me get this straight -- the gub'ment says that we're at a high risk for renewd terrorist attacks on airplanes, then does this? To save money on hotel rooms?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 08:43:06 (EDT)

gee those eyes look familiar
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 08:32:56 (EDT)
OH SNAP!! Actor Bruce Campbell Injured in Car Crash!
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 08:26:58 (EDT)
x
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 08:16:04 (EDT)
Malcolm X is a Lurker?
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 07:34:59 (EDT)
x
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 07:21:20 (EDT)
http://bennysizzler.com/images/domo_Gail.jpg
http://bennysizzler.com/images/domo_Gail.jpg
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 07:19:49 (EDT)
x
mister prime minister sir...i lack real current knowledge thereof other than buddy up to the IT guy responsible for proxy servers, never type in actual domain (opt for the ip addy for binyamin sizzler or get via google result) und once the first is accomplished, axe about unscanned wifi hotspots but be very specific with said IT dood about what you're doing because he's gonna check your ass anyhoo. you are after all official sub-saharan pointman and lackey for an upcoming benny tour and dammit, they need your ass. and other bits. dood. good luck.
bore-ass
eucker-rainus, - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:59:55 (EDT)
tailless it shall be
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:55:35 (EDT)
oh yeah, croc, make sure you lose the tail
so punny
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:52:28 (EDT)
bin Laden bin Loaded I don't care WHO you is...BJ and/or Don, possibility I'll drive up separate and distinctly on Thursday depending on HEAD action...and if you see that dude DRUGSY, tell him to keep his grubby paws off my gal
it's Vic yooz betta believe it
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:41:29 (EDT)
cool beans on the boonie ride 8 1/2 it is
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:36:50 (EDT)
i'm kinda out in the boonies but i'll be there by 8:30.
get on board the booze train
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:33:54 (EDT)
Ain't been to lily's yet, but I hear my reputation hasn't gotten there ahead of me. Sounds cool by me. I'm looking at ETA to leave here in the next half hour. What's yer time frame.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:15:01 (EDT)
name the spot,ya hairy reptile
i'm not bin laden but i've been loaded
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:04:59 (EDT)
ain't easy to get a rise out of this number
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:01:53 (EDT)
Don't care if yer Bin Laden if yer buying. I iz badly bent currently.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 18:26:26 (EDT)
Here are the two main options I'm looking at frag. The i330 or one of these connection cards. and it gets more confusing once you start pricing the service. I already have a phone so for 20-30 more I can go PDA with decent time or drop 40-80 more to hook up the laptop. At 80 It's unlimited so even though that's up there I could drop the 20 for home service..... see what I mean. So it'll take me a few calls to Sprint to get some bottom line totals before I pick one.
croc tuckered from teching
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 18:24:46 (EDT)
so where are ya planning on imbibing tonite croc i'll buy you a molotov
lurk like a turk
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 18:20:12 (EDT)
Newsweek banned in Bangladesh
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 18:18:42 (EDT)
oh I'll figger a way either through the laptop or go for the phone/PDA/browser. The FBI didn't get me or stop me, so I doubt the corpulent piggies can either. However, it may be a serious case of Lurkus Interuptus until techy shiz and my budget collide.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 18:07:48 (EDT)
there's gotta be a way around that crap, croc
geek boy <gowireless@lap.top>
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 18:02:34 (EDT)
yo, lurkside warrior, i said lurkers and lurkettes, too
equal oppurtunity pork
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 17:58:27 (EDT)

croc awaiting his doom
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 17:51:13 (EDT)
When I get a team we are gonna be so awesome that the Defecatur Regurgitaters will scream for mercy.
The Lurkside Warrior
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 17:44:23 (EDT)
hey croc, i'm gonna invite you (and all the other lurkers and lurkettes) to a beach party now in case you go AWOL on us on account o' the man. sunday aug.10. there will be inhuman amounts of food, meaning P!G roast. rsvp, i'll give yous a phone number or some such. as long as that freak buddy lee doesn't call me ten times a day
i am the unknown porker
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 17:29:45 (EDT)
Gee now who would want to do something nasty to the French economy?---
Baudot, the Var fire chief, said arson was not confirmed. However, he noted that 28 fires were started Monday, and "there is little probability that this is by chance."
molotov bushtail
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 17:23:25 (EDT)


W>R>
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 17:20:03 (EDT)

words that should NEVER be used as lyrics in a song: a) RECTIFY or any variant thereof, b) PLACENTA, and while we're at it throw SCROTAL SACK in there
that fat fuck Vic
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 17:14:54 (EDT)
check the tauntomatic. I can't imagine WHO woulda wrote such a thing.
teabag in sheep's clothing
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:59:57 (EDT)
NOTHING funnier than the antics of "Storm and Birdsy" and their retarded psycho scitzo Mr. Harding...HILARIOUS SH!T man...fucking rolling over here
Vic Roller
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:55:03 (EDT)
they don't have a praise the lord+pass the ammo mp3 but a child and his lawnmower is a good blast from the passed
sparking up winmx <nostalgia@rock.punk>
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:52:44 (EDT)
"so infirm his owners had recently begun taking him out for his perambulations in a child's stroller"
Tell Me About it
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:52:31 (EDT)
Don't forget to join the Defenders this Sat for a game of 796.33 at 4pm. Preceded and followed by consuming copious amounts of 641.874.
wakefield regular
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:47:23 (EDT)
cough-up 10K or Skipper gets it
doggy nappy styllee
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:38:49 (EDT)
como se llama?
chulupa
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:34:35 (EDT)
Better loosen that gay @ss necklace or there's a second thing that might make you go blind
tie on wax off
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:32:40 (EDT)
Sheep are nice in a pinch and all, but i'll tell you, when i was on tour with the dali-llama in Tibet i discovered the joys of yak porking. after all sheep have that mad cow disease and i am rather beefy. yaks are more massive, relative to the pushin'/cushion factor, plus the booming baritone of a well-pleasured yak reminds me of my own rhythm section.
Nigel Tufnel <big@bottom.got'em>
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:29:28 (EDT)
agreed on the sheep comment, but to the Bisket mavens slug status, the metallica mavens are still lower in a crusty-toe-cheese status.
would go lower than toe-cheese for metallica, but have to leave room for the whole shrub cartel further down the line
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:28:20 (EDT)
Onward Christian Unit Shifter
Yea, What He Said
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:11:17 (EDT)
And to further bag on Metalyuka what the fuck is with the "Faith" tattoo on Jimmy Het's sausage arm? Oooh scary metal.
Don
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:08:02 (EDT)
!
bork bork bork
- Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:02:44 (EDT)
the sheep that put "Limp Bisket" where they "are" are not unlike the morons that put Bush where he "is"
Vic you ain't makin' no sense
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:00:56 (EDT)
We invented not only E and F but also F-flat AND E-sharp
Lars
- Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 16:00:53 (EDT)
I'm no fan of Durst's whining, but personally I'd be honored to be booed by the fvcktards that not only were stupid enuf to buy the new metallica CD, but after hearing it went out and paid exorbitant fees to here them spew that crap on stage. Hell, that aud!ence woulda cheered for days for the Sizzlers if they were that screwed up.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:57:08 (EDT)
do NOT chew and drive again...EVER...Lobster, that link to the downfall and death of "Limp Prick-sket" and the head cockhead Dread Dirst didn't seem to work...got any more details? cuz that's fucking great
Vic Trola
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:45:24 (EDT)
Let's hope to Dog that for the sake of people everywhere Benny Sizzler don't have any 791's lined up
Dewey Eyed
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:41:53 (EDT)
Furze on her Critical Mass bike ride last weekend.
Lance Armstrong
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:40:02 (EDT)
yo Njork, don't let the meat maul ya. ditto here trying to get computers from three different decades (!) to converse. question: does Times Up have merch as in tees and whatnot?
frag
- Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:35:03 (EDT)
the flash mob lying in wait...
put yo' thing down click it and reverse it
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:11:21 (EDT)
I don't know about the whole mob scene. It seems like it could be a silly and fun thing to do once, but I don't get the draw to do it over and over. I certainly don't look at it as an art form (my humble opinion). The last one's meeting spot was way inconvenient for me (Upper West Side, while I reside in Alphabet City bordering the East Village), so that plays a part too. I DID participate in the Critical Mass bike ride this past Friday, and had a great time! I really dig what the organization is all about.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:10:32 (EDT)
Although the Hummer gets only around 10 miles to the gallon, compared to 25 in the original Model T, General Motors insists that it has not fallen behind on the technology curve. The new Hummer sports advanced tailfin designs, a dent-resistant bumper and 7-inch halogen head lamps. Nevertheless, with gas prices edging up towards 35 cents a gallon, consumers may not be as willing to sacrifice fuel economy.
my karma ran over my technology curvma
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:10:05 (EDT)
this just in....'blob liberry re-renamed
Major Assclown
- Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:05:47 (EDT)

Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der børk-børk yubetcha, ich voten der #9 listlichen, puut de hotty in the pot a hurdygurdy...
the swedish chef
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:57:11 (EDT)
ok, njork, the triple digit numbers are dewey decimal codes, so mj said that she's no god but her homegirls from your list are. and MJ, click for some schoolin'
Mr. Hand
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:35:02 (EDT)
So Njork, are ya gona do the flash mob bit?
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:20:47 (EDT)
since we're now posting in the 700s can we all get a bit more artsy? (or is it more fartsy, less artsy?)
wakefield regular
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:11:15 (EDT)
I sooooo confuzed.......
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:09:09 (EDT)
the horny croc-in-sheeps clothing sizing up its next prey...

mary had a hairy lamb
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:07:34 (EDT)
Listen, Cunning- You'regoing to give me LINGUISTICS for my MOLLUSK?! You are one sick bastard.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:06:47 (EDT)
Listen, Njork-I'm no 212.0 but I think you'll agree that 27, 33 and 73 are where it's at.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:04:44 (EDT)
hey MJ, i'll give ya a little 410 for your 564
so cunning <whoever@posted.that>
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:55:23 (EDT)
Dear Lurk, I sorry I been absent so much. I got MeatWorld Mono and it's makin' me drag my @ss. I promise to try and be more present. I still here and lurking on. Sincerely, NjorkGrrrl.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:49:40 (EDT)
Check out #47 - WHO'S ahead of Debbie Harry and Bjork?!
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:47:36 (EDT)
Hey that's the most action I've seen in years! Anyway, Sluggo named his dog "Corky St. Clair"
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:47:11 (EDT)
My private area is a 308.0
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:43:39 (EDT)
My private area is a 308.0
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:41:42 (EDT)
ok, i say butty lee gets filed under 169 and croc gets a 636 for being on that lamb
my decimals are wet with dew <ho's@area.codes>
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:30:02 (EDT)
Limp Bizkit booed off stage, Fred Durst throws temper tantrum. Awesome.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:27:28 (EDT)
Vic should never be so chewy whilst negotiating the turn down the Middleblob gauntlet.
Don
6c 240, USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:11:01 (EDT)
That is one large croc.
Capt Obvious
- Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 12:44:47 (EDT)
you gotta admit though, vic, when they're all squished together like that the use of buckshot (whoops i meant rubber bullets) is far more efficient.
frag
- Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 11:55:56 (EDT)
silly silly bastid

USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 11:49:15 (EDT)
BURDWAN: After the baffling case of the boy who passed live flies while urinating, an eleven year old was on Thursday admitted to a government hospital for investigation why black ants were crawling out of his left eye since last week.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 11:48:10 (EDT)
Performers included rowdy rockers Jackyl, Bo Fudd and the Do-Rite Boyz, the Lost Boys and Hayseed Dixie, a bluegrass band that performs rock covers. In between performances, contestants competed to see who had the best mullet — the short-in-front, long-in-back hairstyle associated with country singer Billy Ray Cyrus. In another contest, women competed to see who looked the most like Daisy Duke, a character from the early '80s TV show "Dukes of Hazzard" known for the shortness of her cut-off pants.
Roscoe P. Coltrane <myhog@is.boss>
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 11:42:31 (EDT)
I vote "really dumb" on the "VIC" thing.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 11:23:22 (EDT)
I vote for "really dumb" on the swarming thing...
Vic
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 11:15:03 (EDT)
YO!! HANDS OFF, CRACKER!!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 10:55:23 (EDT)
Hey Butt E Lee I hear you're hot. Wanna go swarming?
Love them Butt E Buns
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 10:48:28 (EDT)


USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 10:37:40 (EDT)
"What New York really is, is it's an island, with lots of people, lots of different people...I hope to maybe meet some guys, some Italian guys, and maybe watch some TV."
Libby Mae Brown
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 10:36:03 (EDT)
Hey Butt E Lee, let's shout your love for me from the rooftops

croc
USA - Tuesday, July 29,