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enuf of this clambake, I'm out((()))~~~
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 20:02:50 (EDT)

listen to the dominoes as they start to click, click, click....
"Even as the CIA found little to verify the reports, Bush administration officials repeatedly tried to put them into public statements. Sometimes CIA succeeded in getting the information removed."
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 20:01:52 (EDT)

DAMN! We lost another great one. Celia Cruz the Queen of Salsa passed away. A friend turned me on to a kick ass DVD, Celia Cruz and the Fania All-Stars in Africa, a few months ago. I think I mentioned it lurkside at the time. It was filmed at the music fest that accompanied Ali's African fight. When it comes to Celia there's only one word-- AZUCAR!!!

crying tears of the non-croc-odile variety
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 19:05:15 (EDT)

hey nice catch-22 reference....such a litrit buncha bastages. thought for a sec you were talking 'bout the decatur "team"....then realized i confused joseph heller with helen keller.
frag
- Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 18:47:32 (EDT)

what we need around here is a
of the lee variey
committee for a buddy lee free lurk
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 18:43:22 (EDT)

USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 18:27:33 (EDT)

all TRUTH and no BL*WJ!BS make JACK GO OFF!
red rum in the rec tum
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 18:18:26 (EDT)

"Hey, it's a slow process, winning the hearts and minds of the people," McGinn said after driving with the spurned chickens through a hail of rocks and bricks thrown by neighborhood children. "But we're getting there, slowly but surely."
the guy that wrote this paragraph deserves an award <no fury like@chicken.spurned>
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 18:07:03 (EDT)

HOLY SHIT!! THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US!!
Capt. Yossarian
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 18:02:04 (EDT)

"croc" you can't handle the truth
unstompable Buddy Lee
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 18:01:46 (EDT)

Sure thing buddy. I got a pair of size thirteens waiting to explain the facts of lurk to you anytime.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 17:54:45 (EDT)

this go out to Lester and MJ...I step on you like so many bugs on sidewalk

USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 17:37:45 (EDT)

the train is leaving the station...
chuchu sanchez <jump@loose.caboose>
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 17:29:04 (EDT)

Them Decatur gals ain't got much kick, but they do got them sum gams.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 17:26:11 (EDT)

Hey what you doin' Rockgod? Don't you know speaking of m*sic is verbotten on the lurk? Hey croc-that's the DECATUR kickballs team! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 17:17:45 (EDT)

1 www.suburbannoise.com ya'll come out ya here 2 benny Sizzler with The Vibrators(yes the Vibrators UK) also Endangered Feces,The Marvels,The USM & The Sleazies
Rockgod <oghmapro@aol.com>
Salem, Ma USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 16:56:24 (EDT)

If your wopstick bears even a passing resemblance to David my melon wouldn't notice a thing. And I thought dagos were only spanish, ya learn something new every day.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 16:23:04 (EDT)

well it ain't domo/dork, but this pic says something (any lurkers speak synchroswimese?)

croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 16:17:56 (EDT)

tride...as in trident?
frag
- Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 16:15:03 (EDT)

ohhhh, easy killer, don't make me strike you in the melon with my dago wopstick croc. you'll awaken with a permanent red sea hairdo.

so dood, got these dells. just spent three hours trying to return 2 (of the first 4 i tride) which arrived with hosed motherboards. excellent, i mean excrement. think stoner 'steven' assembled this batch.
frag
- Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 16:14:30 (EDT)

Why that lily livered yellow belly Lester. Name withheld my ASS! He is going down! You never denigrate the graven image of domo like that-EVER!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 16:08:33 (EDT)

Is that Lester Newscaster with today's top story entitled "Dork"?
Brianz witheld
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 16:04:22 (EDT)

Not Elvis, not Saddam, not Osama, but it has been a while since this guy has been spotted. I guess the pool is either hoffa empty or hoffa full.
cement overshoe undertoe
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 15:56:02 (EDT)

double spallcheck withheld
second h withheld till notification of next of lurk
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 15:49:24 (EDT)

hey Lester, using name witheld on a pic with your name in the url might be considered a bit ineffective
croc witheld
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 15:47:37 (EDT)

Well this might alter the tone of the debate about italian endowment or lack thereof

croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 15:44:49 (EDT)

this link
whoops!
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 15:41:59 (EDT)

Work hard at it boyz
wakereg
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 15:41:13 (EDT)

Name Withheld
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 15:30:37 (EDT)

might as well throw this one up for a nice ending. who's gonna pinch my pig?

i'm also the unknown porker <blowlike@ponyexpress.wind>
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 15:22:50 (EDT)

And this is the best picture ever taken by a long pig.
Name withheld
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 15:19:42 (EDT)

i'll have to take credit for the surreal tennis post(just the post i stole it) but it's a blancmange not a ghost. any way i'm ready for ya MJ
whoever posted that <first post@morning.wood>
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 15:13:34 (EDT)

Fire Water Drink with Me
Pissant
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 15:05:01 (EDT)

Listen you assholes, I posted the picture of the haystack and the ghost playing tennis because it was the best picture ever taken by a long pig.That fucking 17 gig of Buddy Lee shit is just some mindless moron's insipid folly. But just because I'm a nice guy and I care about my fellow lurkers I'm gonna ring up the BSTCand have him pinch this useless waste of bandwidth you call the lurk.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 15:03:29 (EDT)

this is the guy you met, right?
croc spares the lurk the bandwidth.... and I do mean width
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 14:43:19 (EDT)

dontrelle from johnston got nothin' on old-school tron from johnston.
frag
- Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 14:43:06 (EDT)

that [img] crap will cut it on other blogs, but the lurk is old school html.
ancient croc-o-sumthing
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 14:41:01 (EDT)

Metallica sues band over unsanctioned usage of the E, F chords
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 14:36:59 (EDT)

I am a moron today
DAN
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 14:36:37 (EDT)

[img]http://oh-snap.org/gallery/fuck.jpg[/img] We met at Babe's last night.
Daniel
Bro-town, MA USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 14:36:12 (EDT)

Rock and Roll Camp for Girls.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 14:22:22 (EDT)

OK, whoever posted that offically killed the lurk. Between that and 17.0 GB of Buddy Lee pictures, this page will never, ever load.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 14:20:13 (EDT)

Worth a second look.

USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 14:07:42 (EDT)

You GO Ted Kennedy.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 13:21:39 (EDT)

beware for come end of July the sh!t goes to WAX and it's got nuttin' to do wit your hairy backside
Villy
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 12:38:34 (EDT)

pic that summarizes Sao Tome situation
sum oil rich gland
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 12:30:29 (EDT)

when Ted Kennedy can knock you on moral grounds you're in deep doodoo.
"It’s a disgrace that the case for war seems to have been based on shoddy intelligence, hyped intelligence, and even false intelligence. All the evidence points to the conclusion that they put a spin on the intelligence and a spin on the truth"
crocaquideck
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 12:21:34 (EDT)

one word-- frankenfish
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 12:01:05 (EDT)

No threat just observation of overdue status. Also I am a drinker, but I'm a recovering Catholic.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 12:00:15 (EDT)

Jeffrey Remshek from Pewaukee had been watching a Catholic mass on TV before the alleged incident. Officers say he'd also been drinking.
drunk as the lord <piss@wind.into>
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:46:41 (EDT)

USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:44:18 (EDT)

watch out croc loose lips attract dicks
old article <bigbrutha@watch.you>
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:43:48 (EDT)

I gotta few oil-rich nasal pores for sale.
Vic
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:43:01 (EDT)

Hey I already got an "oil rich" camel toe I don't need to buy one.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:37:37 (EDT)

alright frag, bad idea perhaps, but when they start filling the cattle cars I'm going on the first train anyway.
That said, hold your tongue, but guess who's fave government has been behind pushing the idea of a US military base on Sao Tome?

The previously obscure archipelago was discussed at powerful business seminars, and there was even a long article in the prestigious New Yorker magazine comparing the islands' potential to Saudi Arabia.

The idea, actively pushed by pro-Israeli lobby groups in Washington, is that because Sao Tome lies at the heart of West Africa's oil producing region, a military base would ensure US interests there and allow the world's biggest oil consumer to loosen some ties with Arab states.

ya wanna take bets on how deep Perle was involved with this one?
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:34:24 (EDT)

"Ben G", did not think that possible.
Buddy Ree
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:29:38 (EDT)

spinning cancer killer

USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:28:16 (EDT)

"Doing My Bit" to prevent prostate cancer
Drugsy
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:22:35 (EDT)

yo croc bad idea posting them two words together online, anywhere any time. "overdue for a..." etc.
frag
- Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:22:11 (EDT)

Benny lee, I started to read your post but soon realized that it was actually making me dumber as I read it.
Ben G
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:21:47 (EDT)

"Ben G" take note: which definition applies to you? Main Entry: dick Pronunciation: 'dik Function: noun Etymology: Dick, nickname for Richard Date: 1553 1 chiefly British : FELLOW, CHAP 2 usually vulgar : PENIS 3 [by shortening & alteration] : DETECTIVE
Benny Lee
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:17:43 (EDT)

Ew.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:17:40 (EDT)

buddy lee = dicktard
Ben G
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:13:16 (EDT)

And looky here. Seems the US military was w**king on a deal with Sao Tome going back to last August.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:10:43 (EDT)

hey Lester you Google Alotta Fagina
Vic
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:02:46 (EDT)

Here's the precursor to the Sao Tome coup. The article is from June 20th and gives more background on the US and oil co. involvement.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 10:59:20 (EDT)

Chong Lee die grisly death.

USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 10:58:58 (EDT)

The latest news in cancer prevention.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 10:35:30 (EDT)

I'm down for the AS220 gig. I've been meaning to case the joint for a poetry slam appearance anyway, besides it sounds like it's got some serious potential for those of us that are of the shitstarting ilk.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 10:29:42 (EDT)

MJ, wear this to the AS220 sh*w.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 10:20:30 (EDT)

For AS220 clothing is haute couture. For halloween gig lame costume is best. I'm workin on mine now. Only have us and one other band so far so wee need more. Maybe green day?
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 10:18:06 (EDT)

You guys are SO current events! But more importantly, Chong, count me on the Riverside gig. And what to wear to the AS220 show?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 10:12:31 (EDT)

But Bush IS concerned about AIDS in Africa. Just ask Neal Pollack. "Now, back to fighting AIDS by giving the world's poorest people lmiited access to very expensive drugs but plenty of ignorant Bible-thumping anti-sex propaganda. It's a darn good plan, if you ask me. "
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 09:56:23 (EDT)

Maybe we can kill him with our AIDS medicine.
Pfizer and Wesson
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 09:53:10 (EDT)

googled Sao Tome and Principe. How's this for scary, number one google was the CIA's page on them. Even scarier, the last update was March 19th. Gee now what was going on then? The oil there is mentioned as the very last line of the economy section
"Sao Tome is also optimistic that substantial petroleum discoveries are forthcoming in its territorial waters in the oil-rich waters of the Gulf of Guinea. Corruption scandals continue to weaken the economy."
Man, our country is WAY overdue for a presidential assassination.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 09:46:17 (EDT)

And here I thought that cutie pie lovey dovey in the oval was sincerely concerned about aids (which is a hoax by the way. aids that is. ask Arthur Ash) in Africa. Watch out Dark Continent here come all the white man again.
Kill All the White Man
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 09:42:26 (EDT)

Vic put up his own website.
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 09:33:44 (EDT)

Oil, Shell Corp, Exxon, murder, coups, third world despots, bush visit- gee you'd never guess that the shrub cartel has moved on to the Africa portion of their world domination program, now would ya?
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 09:28:57 (EDT)

Hey lurk. Chong Lee planning show on halloween. Show is at vfw hall in riverside. Show is from 8 till about 12:30. any bands like benny or lester/kid project are welome to play. Proper lame costume is option also Chong Lee band playing on aug 13 at AS220. Its a wed night with a band that hates us so much they have a song about how much we suck. they dont know we are playing yet so there should be some good animosity going on. All are encouraged to attend even though its a wednesday night and no one else will be there. Also buddy Lee is a poor excuse for lurk humor. I challenge buddy to a game of pac man with the loser banned from lurk 4 life.
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 09:26:39 (EDT)

congrats on the big K. Hey frag I got a Zire for graduation and I've just been messing with learning graffiti the last couple of days. Seems a lot better than a lot of the horror shows I've heard so far. I already found a couple of cheat sheets for alternate graffiti that seem pretty helpful too. Do you know of any decent apps to add to it?
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 09:18:06 (EDT)

66K. moi.
frag
- Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 08:58:29 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 07:17:05 (EDT)

Fuck you QOC tease. I'll not only show up I'll bring all my lurkers and their explosive mix of dance and karate and we'll go ape crazy on all your stupid white asses at your stupid cookout!
MJ® <your@stupid.cookout>
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 22:58:19 (EDT)

MJ you're all wet from crying like the little baby that you are. I triple dare you to show up on saturday; I'll even throw in money for your hospital bill because you're gonna need it
QOC
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 21:31:11 (EDT)

watch out ladies, i'm feelin' randy tonite
Buddy Love <rocket@pocket.boom>
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 20:47:15 (EDT)

Me and Sammy'll show you suckers how to %$#@&?! rock
Buddy Love
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 20:22:41 (EDT)

oh well, someday when I'm making some pesos I'll have a site to post from. Till then ado
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 20:10:51 (EDT)

damn I was afraid that might happen. Let's try the linkomat to the monkey nuts. It's getting so a guy can't get away with a little internet pilfering, sheesh.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 20:09:12 (EDT)

One last pic and I'm out[[[[]]]]~~~~

croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 20:07:07 (EDT)

With the NFL having the biggest audience of all the American sports at least the lines at the polling places won't be long.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 19:44:31 (EDT)

that IS good news croc. guess which part of the electorate we WANT glued to the couch that day.
frag
- Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 19:39:19 (EDT)

looks like the marine is off the hook
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 19:33:55 (EDT)

I got some good news and I got some better news--
the good news- in a clearly patriotic gesture, the NFL is going 24/7/365 on election day November 9th. (don't it make ya proud?)
the better news- You don't have to wait till then for football. Matter of fact the first game is 2 weeks from Saturday on August 2nd.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 18:29:56 (EDT)

This story will go over big on Da Hill. It looks like the Brits invented lasagna--
The recipe in full:
"Take good broth and do in an erthen pot. Take flour of paynedemayn and make erof past with water and make erof thynne foyles as paper with a roller; drye it harde and see it in broth."
Next, "take chese ruayn grated and lay it in dishes with powder douce and lay eron loseyns isode as hoole as you myght and above powdour and chese; and so twyse or thryse & serue it forth."
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 17:41:22 (EDT)

Boy it must be swell to be in the service and get to travel to exotic lands....

croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 16:55:33 (EDT)

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and a finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 16:54:27 (EDT)

even Bunny Lee?

USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 16:46:26 (EDT)

I think we need to form a new organization- the Kill All Lees League (KALL). There's just too much of too many Lees round here and they must be stopped.
So heed the KALL my brothers! Kill All Lees!
a non-lee member of KALL
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 16:39:01 (EDT)

that last post smacked suspiciously of a certain "Yup"...
Vic
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 16:28:47 (EDT)

Yeah and what about jbonz and Njork and Kick, huh?!! Who scared those guys off? Huh?
Huh?
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 16:02:08 (EDT)

hey was it me or did FACE show up last week for like, one fucking post?
Vic
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 15:43:21 (EDT)

USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 15:39:52 (EDT)

Look! Up in the sky! It's a germ! It's a plague! No! IT'S SUPERINFECTION!!!

Imagine somebody with a subtype 'C' has sex with someone with subtype 'A' and the two viruses then, circulating in the blood, combine in some way and suddenly some vaccine, because the infection is an 'A/C,' won't work," he said. "Or, perhaps an 'A/C' is more virulent and will attack the immune system in a much more aggressive way than either the 'A' or the 'C' — These are all theoretical possibilities."
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 15:32:48 (EDT)

Man I wish I could take credit fr something this good--
"It's not his letter," Boucher told reporters. "He didn't write this. It's a fake, it's a hoax, it's a put-up job, it's a forgery, it's fraudulent, it's a total invention and falsehood, it's bogus, it's a sham.
"This is phony, it's totally fictitious, it's beyond dodgy," he continued.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 15:23:01 (EDT)

hey look at those wenches serving mead to surly squires in pantaloons
VVillard
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 14:51:40 (EDT)

The Decatur barbecue last year.

USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 14:47:31 (EDT)

hey! thanks for the tips! now if you could learn how to use one of these YOUR girlfriend might stop calling me
Vic
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 14:42:21 (EDT)

Hey vic, I ran into an old girlfriend of yours the other night, and she wanted me to send you to this page. She said you needed to study the first half of the article.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 14:36:06 (EDT)

Vic might wanna try these too.

USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 14:31:35 (EDT)

meet Chiagra Lee

croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 14:30:58 (EDT)

woodn't you like to know

inverted mouse sperm
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 14:28:54 (EDT)

BJ's bleedin' like a stuck long pig
Vic
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 14:18:37 (EDT)

by the way, for some reason I got a real kick out of a guy hitting an Italian sausage over the "head" with a baseball bat...if you noticed, a few of the weiners stopped to see if the sausage was ok...only briefly and then they CAVORTED ON!
Vic
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 14:18:13 (EDT)

Why just last night I coulda used the combo plug/pad/gluteal seal contraption. Jesus Christ I was a fucking mess ma!
MJ® <blood@everywhere.com>
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 14:14:57 (EDT)

my official handle is "pine-ripened lackey".
frag
- Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 14:05:30 (EDT)

the question IS "Lobster" just why you Googled this combination menstrual pad/tampoff...
Vic
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 13:27:21 (EDT)

Hey Vic, they made a new invention just for you...
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 13:12:58 (EDT)

USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 13:10:16 (EDT)

fraggle, you got any BEEF with website linkage to the "reviews" on your site? or cut n' pastage?
Vic
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 13:06:38 (EDT)

lester my only guess is mistaken identity beef with the providence boyz or whichever of the 2-3 asian gangs are current on west side (and smith hill). when i was on willow one of them was pretty much based on wood street. guessing that or was old gripe against younger dead guy, who used to be in gang. tough decision between 1. my taxes paying for his 3 squares a day/living/ medical expenses for rest of MY life or 2. a FU#KING needle. and the damage done.
frag
- Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 12:49:50 (EDT)

To answer the question posed earlier: shitting.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 12:47:16 (EDT)

I learned all about trebuchets from MONSTER GARAGE. Didn't they fling diseased corpses over palace walls with those things. Like so many diseased Buddy Lees?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 12:46:00 (EDT)

Who said this bitch don't have up? I'll come DOWN on who ever said that. Where's that QOC bitch anyways? On the big island? Fuck her, Burr, Dando and Hatfield. Betty Ford my ASS. More like Betty FIORD on accounta how WET they are!
MJ® <where'smy@yellowHumvee.gas>
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 12:40:16 (EDT)

how about we just kill the 5 judges that installed the bush junta and spare god the bother of getting involved. Hell we'll even throw in Robertson for good measure.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 12:35:28 (EDT)

more trouble with trebuchets
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 12:33:36 (EDT)

Robertson has launched a 21-day "prayer offensive" directed at the Supreme Court in the wake of its 6-3 June vote that decriminalized sodomy. Robertson said in a letter on the CBN Web site that the ruling "has opened the door to homosexual marriage, bigamy, legalized prostitution and even incest." The same letter targets three justices in particular: "One justice is 83-years-old, another has cancer and another has a heart condition. Would it not be possible for God to put it in the minds of these three judges that the time has come to retire?" Judging from the descriptions, Robertson was referring to Justice John Paul Stevens, who was born in 1920, and Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who had colon cancer surgery in 1999. The identity of the third justice was unclear.
Sod O. Me
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 12:22:24 (EDT)

question: praying or sh!tting?

USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 12:20:28 (EDT)

"chong" and "louse" you will genuflect at the painted shoes of Benny Lee
Benny Lee
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 12:09:27 (EDT)

"We have no (neurosurgical) instruments at the hospital. ... He was dying, so I had no choice but to run to a hardware store to buy a drill and use the pliers that I fix my car with, of course after sterilizing them," Cesar Venero told Reuters in a telephone interview.
click for pic
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 12:01:01 (EDT)

PLAY WITH THIS LITTLE ONES...
Bambi <ridehard@putaway.wet>
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 11:56:25 (EDT)

I agree with the g@y @ss mouse.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 11:56:06 (EDT)

Who fucking gives a fuck about collectible Buddy Lee. Ohhh advertising chatchki! It's Americana! It's cute! Fuuuuuuuuuuuck awwwwwwwffff
Mickey Louse
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 11:53:47 (EDT)

USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 11:48:13 (EDT)

Cry cry cry "Ben G" a river of tears...now read on: "Part of Buddy’s charm is the fact that he wears adult work clothes. With his baby face, blushed cheeks and outfits; he gives the impression of a little boy dressed in his daddy’s clothes. He has a very high "cute " factor. It is a challenge to find one of these dolls in original and complete outfits. Often a hat, belt or neck scarf will be missing. During the years of production, a number of other companies used the dolls for advertising purposes. Among these, Coca-Cola, Phillips 66, Shell and Texaco can be very hard to find. Nice examples of these can fetch $600-$800 and up depending on condition of the doll and completeness of the costume. The Coca-Cola doll is very desirable to doll, Coke and advertising collectors."
a highly desireable Bunny Lee
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 11:47:26 (EDT)

Farmers post animal dung in protest
what's george's address? <ihave@muchdoo.doo>
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 11:45:53 (EDT)

Who wrote that crap Buddy, your mother? Seriously if you don't shut the fuck up I am going to hunt you down and fuck your sister. Got it crapcake?
Ben G
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 11:24:50 (EDT)

Painted on shoes? I like my shoes like I like my women.
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 11:14:48 (EDT)

USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 11:14:22 (EDT)

read and cry "Ben G" and I quote: "One look at these 13-inch tall cuties and you can see why they are so wildly popular with collectors. They have a charm that combines all the best elements of kewpies, baby and googlie type dolls. Their impish "little boy" charm is evident the moment you see one. He has a mischievous smile and side glancing eyes. He is jointed at the shoulders and his "shoes" are painted on."
Benny Lee
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 11:11:12 (EDT)

ahhh "Ben G" you do not disappoint...you bite like the minnow you are AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA! ahah...ha...
Buddy Lee
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 11:08:33 (EDT)

Hey buddy lee, why don't you fuck off?
Ben G
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 11:01:18 (EDT)

if you not on side of Buddy Lee, you UNAMERICAN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AMERICA!!!!!!

USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 10:59:34 (EDT)

Happy St. Swithin's Day, everybody!
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 10:52:57 (EDT)

jesus DOG Ben G is back and apparently THIS time with a vengence...
Buddy Lee
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 10:49:28 (EDT)

"Look motherfucker, you don't need a Humvee. Not at all. Not even the pretty yellow one. You're a dentist, not the right leg of Voltron."
Lester <Very@Funny.com>
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 10:19:54 (EDT)

HI I really like your band.
Ben G
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 10:00:56 (EDT)

"Just to make sure the measurement wasn't a mistake, the doctor administered Viagra to Peters and measured again. The penis was still four inches long, Asteak said."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 09:54:44 (EDT)

I read that article this morning. Man, totally sad. I feel terrible for his wife and kids. I wonder what the gunman's motive was.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 09:51:22 (EDT)

anti-"Don't Fuck Up My Buzz": headline urinal story about 30-something cambodian father of five shot dead at 129 washington street. great story but......man. sad.
frag
- Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 09:38:11 (EDT)

Scott Ritter is back to take a few more swings at the shrub cartel.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 09:33:54 (EDT)

Well whether it was premeditated will come out by when they find them. Sounds like this guy was ready to beat feet for some reason.
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 09:32:52 (EDT)

At least it isn't premeditated.
Toby Studabaker
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 09:14:05 (EDT)

and the difference between 12 and 19 is?..... 15 to 20
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 08:53:29 (EDT)

While one of Benny's finest can soldier on with a mere three fingers, it appears the White Stripes guitarist is in doubt over being left with nine operational digits. (note- the tour WAS scheduled for a RI start)
croc
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 08:42:07 (EDT)

Cricket spitting.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 08:37:56 (EDT)

The Bambi bit is child's play and not nearly as dangerous or challenging as hunting women in their natural environment.
croc on permanent safari
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 08:10:18 (EDT)

"It's a new form of adult entertainment, and men are paying thousands of dollars to shoot naked women with paint ball guns."
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 07:52:36 (EDT)

cheffy is my dream microwvuh
dexter
bakefield, USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 21:10:08 (EDT)

At this time , I'm readying the paper work to allow me north of the Wickford bridge. Should know in a day or two. The dilemma, Sizzluhhhh, or Decatuhhhhhhhhh, sizzluhhh, or Decatuhhhhhh, hmmmmmm- wait , thats easy, Decatuhhhhhh= Beer, wow, problem solved! Now all we need is Cheffy to flip burgers at the cookout!!
dexter
bakefield, USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 21:07:34 (EDT)

THIS is where you can spend a LOT of good solid time...
Buddy Lee
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 21:00:24 (EDT)

Boy Toy.....Microwave Dave.........oh let the shit begin
chef boy r mad
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 20:52:25 (EDT)

Buddy Lee you didn't tell us you had a website. nice arcade!!
#1 fan
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 20:41:33 (EDT)

I do believe a lurker was refered to as Mike Yardwork. Would that make his boy toy Microwave Dave?
Second Runner-Up Shitstarter
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 20:41:20 (EDT)

You mean as President I can't even have some lackey do my homework right?
Fuck Head
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 20:36:43 (EDT)

I'm on the dark side of my dog!
Marvin
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 20:34:10 (EDT)

on the uranium lie, seems the first time bush wanted that lie in a speech Tenet stopped him. Kinda takes the wind out of they didn't know dick alibi. really out this time((()))~~~
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 20:09:51 (EDT)

and there might be Martians on the dark side of the moon...we can't prove that it's not true no one can say that it isn't...
Vic
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 20:08:17 (EDT)

USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 20:06:21 (EDT)

that's just lie number one. there's a long list of lies that are going to be challenged one at a time now. well, I'm out[[[[]]]]~~~~
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 20:05:34 (EDT)

yeah yeah yeah it's me Vic
Vic
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 20:04:57 (EDT)

"We don't know if it's true but nobody — but nobody — can say it was wrong," White House press secretary Ari Fleischer said. "That is not known." Administration officials said Bush's statement was technically correct since he was simply saying that British intelligence said something was true
can you say cop out?
darn asshole, USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 19:38:13 (EDT)

"It ain't right for the folks here. You know, there are a whole lot of our girls getting pregnant just so they can go home quick."
shucks,we lost the war!
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 19:28:56 (EDT)

In keeping with dumbya's illegal invasion of a sovereign nation without provocation. The RI storm troopers followed suit today by invading the narragansett indians territory, doing their best imitation of the Selma rioting pigs in the 60's.
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 19:13:20 (EDT)

Twelve-year-old Shane Bowman plays with his old heart in Edmonton, Canada on Friday, July 11, 2003. Bowman had a heart transplant and got a chance to see his old heart to have some closure on his illness. Bowman had dialated cardiomyopathy, a condition caused by a virus, and his heart was enlarged to about 555 grams. A normal heart is about 200 grams. (AP Photo/CP/Edmonton Sun, Perry Mah)
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 18:51:11 (EDT)

we could always beef up

croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 18:18:45 (EDT)

Aunti's got mad ups.
Long Pigs Can't Up
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 18:04:36 (EDT)

MJ that's just one short of the double dog dare. I suggest you take the challenge before she ups the ante.
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 17:21:44 (EDT)

Well MJ I fought my way out of the clinic with the help of my good friend Pete, We gave Dando some Wild Turkey and that shut him up. Enough with that 12 step crap I'm getting ready to rumble. As you read this I am at a secret island location training hard to kick your lurker ass. I dare you to show up saturday; no I double dare you.
QOC
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 17:03:34 (EDT)

technically zzzzzzz is not a word. I just dozed off at the mere thought of the game.
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 16:38:09 (EDT)

Is that casper pasing croc on the back hand side in a bit of lawn tennis?
Surreal Flash Pig
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 16:34:48 (EDT)

dood i just got six dells. at this point in the day i'd rather eat my own prostate.
frag
- Monday, July 14, 2003 at 16:32:52 (EDT)

The only good thing about football is watching the uniformed long pigs get taken off the field on stretchers and sumarily forgoten about by the 45,000 other long pigs.
Don Pig
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 16:31:35 (EDT)

is :zzzzzzzz" technicaly a word professor?
Zippy
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 16:28:21 (EDT)

don't make fun of me i'm very sensitive
the mayor
wickendipper st., USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 16:14:09 (EDT)

tennis anyone?
bjorn blancmange
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 16:10:19 (EDT)

as for texass, best sport in texass is killing other texans, thus greatly increasing median IQ of the US and reducing wasted oxygen use at the same time
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 16:07:17 (EDT)

this is my favorite sport
muddy mudskipper <noodle@me.softly>
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 16:03:38 (EDT)

hockey? I'd rather watch either a real fight or the real ice capades. Old style footie is good, but inferior to non-roundball version; baseball, one word- zzzzzzzzz; bocce, I like, but I need to get about ten years older and more out of breath to qualify under minimum physical requirements.
grid iron croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 16:03:23 (EDT)

Croc, as a suma cum louder I'm surprised you deal with the bullshit that is the NFL. That shit is too conservative for that fucking nazi Den Nis Mil Lar. A real sport for real men to be kept in their real place by real steroids.
Don
Alzado City, USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 15:42:07 (EDT)

johnny for president
stinky johnson
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 15:37:43 (EDT)

best sport in the world after hockey, footie, baseball and bocce, you mean. or best sport in...texas.
frag
- Monday, July 14, 2003 at 15:25:44 (EDT)

ESPN is fvcking with the greatest sport by adding the biggest idiot. I will be tying up the 800 lines of sponsors of the nazi-scum
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 15:18:55 (EDT)

this Strike-Free.Net has a fantastic "Stop The Real Matrix" intro. The rest is only for who wish to separate themselves from the warring longpigs.
croc on the anti-war path
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 14:39:30 (EDT)

hahaha 'GayYES Street' thats funny. But seriously, I heard his first official act as mayor was to have 'ventilation holes' drilled in all public men's bathrooms.
Dan
Cadillac Lounge Bathroom, USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 14:33:00 (EDT)

You are all some funny fuckers. Hey that Decatur practice photo shows some suspiciously yellow trunks...And WTF me and QOC only shop Building One-niner.
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 14:30:57 (EDT)

Bravo Lobster. You put the trunk in my Everlasts® (est.1910)
Denim Dildo
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 14:23:20 (EDT)

I heard that Cicilline is going to rename Gano Street to GayYES Street.
Lobster
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 14:18:13 (EDT)

recon pic of yet another Decatur k-ball practice

croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 14:17:07 (EDT)

no, lurk still yay @ss, but sum people have forgotten that the guy's name was "Babe" and he had the walls covered with pics of sweaty guys in trunks getting butch on each other's @sses.
Babe's @ the heart of the gay leather scene
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 14:13:35 (EDT)

MJ, you and QOC haven't been terrorizing Filene's basement again (and again)?
still loyal to the outlet
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 14:10:02 (EDT)

The Lurk didn't just go homophobe on me did it? Because g@y @ss = YAY @ass!
Gay Hooray
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 14:07:51 (EDT)

I ain't checked out shit on Wickenden St. lately. I've been dead for over seven years.
Babe
Mortville, USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 14:04:13 (EDT)

Runaway nose captured after 10 month romp.
sum booger
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 13:57:46 (EDT)

"and keep that pansy shit outta Fox Point!"?? Have ya checked the swish factor on the shops along Wickenden in say.... oh, the last decade? Coffee Exchange, etc...?
non-swishing-all-around-towner
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 13:40:35 (EDT)

We don't got a team cuz kickball's a game for housewives and schoolgirls. When youz is ready for sum hard drinkin' and bare-knuckle boxin', come on down ta see us! Until then, sip yer g@y-@ss mojitos and play yer sissy little kickball games, and keep that pansy shit outta Fox Point! Damn greasy-haired, pencil-necked pantywaists!!
Babe
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 13:27:49 (EDT)

Alright, alright I'm in. Now who's balls we gonna kick?
Don <kick@QOCballs>
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 13:15:05 (EDT)

I always heard that it was an old WAC back waxing injury that used to bring on her sporadic bouts with heavy-head.
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:59:57 (EDT)

Just cuz the QOC (or Quahog as I like to call her) runs a tavern equipped with women and a great jukebox doesn't mean her and her slithering slackers are fit to polish timmy's knob when it comes to the lurk's superior k-ball skills.
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:57:36 (EDT)

And another thing. That shit about me and Quock in 'Nam is bullshit. It was Korea and I was an F-86 pilot while she worked Ops and waxed Wac's backs.
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:56:35 (EDT)

Big Alice's is still there. One more reason why the Fox Point neighborhood rules over all others.
Lester
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:54:42 (EDT)

What do I look like? Anyway?
Tucker®
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:53:31 (EDT)

It's called Babes but there aren't really any. That's East Side college humor for ya!
BJ®
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:52:23 (EDT)

I've probably spent more time in the Decatur than the rest of the lurk combined. It doesn't stop me from stepping up to the plate. What opponent would be worthy of taking on the lurk except the best bar anyway?
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:50:36 (EDT)

QOC (or "quock" as I like to call her) and her team of shiftless layabouts gonna learn a thing or two about lurkball, right boys? How many to a team? Don't forget, we got Timmy.
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:48:10 (EDT)

Decatur's the best bar in Providence? Fuck that shit! Everyone knows that Babe's is the place to be!.....unless you like having fun. And good music. And girls. But other than that, it's Babe's all the way!
Lester
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:38:41 (EDT)

neutralize this
and points to the collective crotch
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:34:39 (EDT)

if we were playing H-O-R-S-E or hockey...maybe. other than that, talk to my agent. i'm fuckin' switzerland.
frag
- Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:26:17 (EDT)

i suffer from anal self-importance. Although it's not really suffering if ya get my drift...
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:25:24 (EDT)

QOC--what freakin boat are u takin? When can I expect a visit from TT Cupcake? Dexter is a wimp & will not commit to kb--but I think he will play for Defenders! 9 is the lucky number
wakefield regular
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:23:40 (EDT)

Kid I thought you quoted the CAPs motto. "Tis better to be lame ass than to be caught being g@y @ss." By the way my @ss is super g@y, but I do suffer bouts of anal impotence.
Don
Johnny's House of Hepititis, Aquidneck - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:21:07 (EDT)

"cannot in good faith compete"????? that is sum serious horse-hockey. If you can't hang, just go about yer bootlicking without the foamfiasco.
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:15:28 (EDT)

If everyone else drop off bill F.I.D.S play for free.
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:13:03 (EDT)

MJ, I think I found you a new waxer. I believe they just call her "THE RIPPER!!" (sounds of spooky music, screaming, and absurdley loud ripping in background)
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:11:35 (EDT)

Don, you're probably right. But being lame-ass is better than being g@y-@ass.
The Kid
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:08:27 (EDT)

cannot in good faith compete against the bar that hosted my bee-yotchelor party. will however bring my foam hand. maybe dexter can sub. if he gets clearance to go north of the tower. and it ends before 7pm. and there's no beer.
frag
- Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:07:58 (EDT)

Wiretapped: There are reports that the Decatur backyard BBQ is this Saturday after kickball. Initial contact reveals that 0-hour is 1900. This may be a golden opportunity to ambush the enemy in a sweeping pincer movement. Because of the geography of that area, they are trapped in on all sides, and our scouts have determined that a fence has been erected along the perimeter of the north and south boundaries. There only means of escape is through a winding pass that leads through what is known locally as "the bar." That is all at this time.
Lurk Intelligence
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:04:56 (EDT)

What do you mean next show? My guess is you'll be able to get your lame ass thing going with Dan, get signed, tour, break-up on the road, do sensitive solo projects that go in the toilet, then Benny will play the heavily hyped reunion show at the new Living Room on Luongo Square. Now get on it.
Don
Lefty from Johnston, USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 12:04:15 (EDT)

MJ, since I've been her at the Betty Ford Clinic(you should check out the fabulous salad bar and by the way, Evan Dando says Hi) Oops! There goes the anonymous. I realize that our problems with each other go back to when we were tunnel rats in Nam. When we were captured by the VC because you were singing Kumbaya a little too loud, I thought that was bad. I now realize that you sold me down that Ho Chi Mhin trail.When I think back on it I remember you posing on the tank with Jane Fonda while I was stuck in that tiger cage with John Mcain shooting his mouth off about how when we got out of there he was going to run for president or something. I wonder what happenned to that ass wipe?
QOC
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 11:58:08 (EDT)

8>7
COUNTCHECK
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 11:57:29 (EDT)

I think it's do-able. Croc, MJ, myself, Lester, Chong, Don, Victoria, Frag..seven right there. I know I'm missing someone or multiple someones...Is Plectrum eligible seeing how he's still trying to figure out what the little wheel on his mouse is for?
The Kid
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 11:56:32 (EDT)

The lead from the Buena Vista Social Club has gone on to a Buena Vista
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 11:55:18 (EDT)

So who is the Sizzlah gonna get to punt MJ onstage at the next sh*w? Maybe Buddy Cianci on some sort of w*rk-release program? 7PM at Babe's it is, then. Let the rock commence.
The Kid
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 11:53:26 (EDT)

Come to think of it, did anybody do a bodycount? I believe we need seven to field a team.
many voices but only one meat croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 11:51:32 (EDT)

Chong have side yard perfect size for whiffle ball. Even has outfeild fence. Anytime. I triple crown for sure.
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 11:47:28 (EDT)

Here's this week's productivity killer. you have to throw the band on to the stage over the heads of the crowd.
You are Dave "The Roadie" Smith, the luckless, greasy-haired, beer-bellied, Nirvana t-shirt-wearing roadie whose miserable lot in life is to ensure that bands arrive on the right stage at the right time, and today is one of those days.
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 11:41:54 (EDT)

Kid-lets say 7 pm. I work about 45 min north of our fair city. I will see you there. WTF is with this kickball nonsense, when you lurkers are ready to step up for some serious whiffleball action, let me know.
Dan
02911, RI USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 11:34:34 (EDT)

I'm right here and now offering the Dames fitty bucks for a reunion show at the Room. I got Keebla doing lights and sound and I want the Sabe to open. Eat me, Rich.
Randy Hein
What part of the city is it considered,, USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 11:28:34 (EDT)

Click here to see a picture of QOC and her minions warming up for the next season of kickball against the lurk
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 11:25:50 (EDT)

MJ, is the Dames reunion tour for real? I would shave all the hair on my back and sell it for cancer patient wigs just to be able to sing along to "He's my brother's best friend's brother stupid jacket hockey puck.He's my brother's best friend's brother when I call I call him Chuck." I can't wait. love and kisses Rich
Rich Lupo
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 11:22:23 (EDT)

Chong, Dan-I got a picture of the midget's outhouse trike from yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm gonna post that shit as soon as I can break away from the meat! Yeah- Dan last year we were late too. Just in time for the Renaissance Faire that booked the park right after. Jesus lord I never saw so many unfair maidens hoofin' anachronistic lawn chairs to the hot dog and meade pit.
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 11:22:06 (EDT)

Yeah Frag, I went to Elvis last night. fuckin' AWESOME. Also, yesterday the Burr voiced his desire to whup the LURK at the kickball and also claimed that, come hoops time, MJ is going to be stuffed because of her grave lack of up. Dan, Lester...6-6:30 at Babe's tonight? Yes?
The Kid
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 10:58:40 (EDT)

What happen? Where evleebody?
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 10:45:35 (EDT)

don't get me wrong...the Decatur is the best bar in RI. no doubt. unfortunately they don't match up well with the best band in the world....BENNY SIZZLER
frag
- Monday, July 14, 2003 at 10:37:51 (EDT)

hey there QOC--are you lurking, cleaning, or blocking today? Looks like Yardworks is for ya--this is more like a west BAY vs east bay matchup
the wakefield regular <maryanncomstock@yahoo.com>
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 10:18:30 (EDT)

You were watching my recon, but I had some deep cover action going too. How else would I know that Saturday Burr spent the evening conferring with a pack of mortgage types. Could it be that some of the Decatur minions are already looking to relocate after the impending humiliation? Or are they looking to relocate BEFORE the match and leave town with a little pride intact.
croc on the low down
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 10:08:42 (EDT)

MJ, that east bay train is heading to loser city. Croc's mission wasn't brave it was suicidal. We were reconning his recon. The snipers were in postion and if I didn't have the DT's so bad it would have gone off without a hitch.
QOC
BettyFordClinic, USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 09:53:47 (EDT)

nice to hear about the colonel. wondering if he's still working with tommy ferraro (high rollers). tommy's definitely worth hearing if you like johnny. it's all about taste and space. always.

on another note, in dunkin donuts this morning having the usual, i let out a yelp of pain when reading the chipmunk's costello review. got as far as what elvis, nieve and the boys opened up with. couldn't continue, had to put paper down immediately. almost fucking cried. so yeah, to start shit, declan patrick remains MY goddam jojo. really sucks about his having to marry diana krall too. just awful.
frag
- Monday, July 14, 2003 at 09:37:00 (EDT)

Well, we got there just as the car show was wrapping up, but I did indeed see the midget on the outhouse trike. He reminds me of a dwarf version of the bad guy from the movie Phantasm. On another note, The Colonel is back. I saw Mr. McGuire bust out the Grestch saturday night @ Jakes and I don't anyone watching gave (to quote General Patton) a hoot in hell for the other guys. It was all about Johnny, and it was good.
Dan
02911, RI USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 09:30:09 (EDT)

Tired of exposed mounds of soft, firm, curvy chest balls? Join the wallet tits. We'll kick your tits in!
Wallet Tits United <kick @titsin.com>
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 09:19:37 (EDT)

frag, I wanted desperately to go to that gig, but my fundage for the week consists of change from couch-diving and a failed attempt to sell my laundry lint at the hock shop.
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 09:14:04 (EDT)

Lobster you better get your prescription checked. That ain't the wallet-tit and the walrus-tit in that pic. On another note though, how come I miss all the protests that involve women exposing themselves? Just don't seem right to me.
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 09:11:36 (EDT)

don't suppose any lurkers went to costello last night?
frag
- Monday, July 14, 2003 at 09:11:02 (EDT)

Myself I'm conceeding neither side of the bay. My fat ass is nationwide and I'm staking a claim to the whole upper bay region.
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 09:07:04 (EDT)

Sorry MJ. Here's a real picture of MJ and QOC.
Lobster
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 09:05:39 (EDT)

PS to Croc-that gif equation with the gal dancing plus the ceiling fan equals car wreck had me laughing all weekend. I especially liked how it was just fucking so extra oversized with big stupid gifs and the whatnot. Excellent.
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 08:57:17 (EDT)

Aw Dexter I ain't skeered. And Lob, that picture's a fake-the Queen and I go way back but not THAT far back and I would never wear that color hand flip flop. Croc, I commend you for your brave mission. Why even Tucker was running scared. And frag, welcome aboard the east bay train.
MJ®
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 08:54:30 (EDT)

I see the QOC (Quahog of Constipation) has put in an earlier appearance than expected. Nevertheless a severe case of heavy-head will be upon her once her minions have gone down for the forgone count. Also recon showed nothing that Decon couldn't finish off.
croc recanting the decatur decant
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 08:43:37 (EDT)

Here's a nice picture of MJ and QOC.
Lester
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 08:36:07 (EDT)

yah that's kinda what i got yelled at for, lester. only it was by a hungarian named miklos whose wife is frickin' welsh. go figure. anti-US sentiment is evidently still doing quite well in europe -- east and west. but am sticking with union jack. fork 'em until we actually can handle gaelic or welsh. or whatever language the street people use when picking through bins around king's cross/st pancras....
frag
- Monday, July 14, 2003 at 08:33:36 (EDT)

Here's a nice, romantic, musical comedy.
Lobster
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 08:15:25 (EDT)

We lost a great Benny
croc
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 08:14:04 (EDT)

Why not use this image instead of the Union Jack?
Lester
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 07:51:47 (EDT)

"I'm ugly and poor -- that's why I love the West Side!!"
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 07:49:19 (EDT)

hey dex last time i saw a mouth like that it had a home-made plug in it.
frag
- Monday, July 14, 2003 at 07:27:54 (EDT)

Better watch out MJ, saw the QOC today--she's on the anti bender after gettin' a haircut on the cieling fan at her watering hole! She's mean , the queen, out out for Green Wood!!
dexter
bakefield, USA - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 22:07:53 (EDT)

and you thought toes were bad...
if you were a dick and you were hungry...
USA - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 21:21:04 (EDT)

Great site. Enjoyed it.
amateur facial <webdddsroom@pisem.net>
- Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 20:21:22 (EDT)

lived on east side for something like 8 years, west side for something like 6-7. therefore i have to root for the team that's not g@y-@ss. GO LURK!
frag
- Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 17:51:34 (EDT)

You wanna challenge us? I'll send the retard bus to pick you Special Olympians up. We could field a team with Rep. Jim Langevin and Christopher Reeves and still kick your lame lurker asses. WestSide Rules!
QOC
USA - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 12:38:59 (EDT)

outed!
frag
- Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 10:13:52 (EDT)

lest we forget to heap abuse sur les grenouilles, who the hell got THIS logo past le spallcheck?

Le goddam Detour France?
frag
- Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 10:01:05 (EDT)

for some reason i couldn't find any UK toothpaste pics. evidently it doesn't exist. many thanks to the Endeavors sub-committee for improved relations with thin-skinned wankers. above is the winner of the london 2003 "Best Smile" contest.
frag
- Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 09:26:45 (EDT)

Saw jonny dep pirate movie. good popcorn and OK soda.
chong lee
USA - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 07:10:40 (EDT)

Sir Frag, the BSDEC knows not about the Union Jack impact but DOES suggest that a safe alternative is a tube of toothpaste for all our UK pals.
BS Diplomatic Endeavors Committee
USA - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 01:23:34 (EDT)

PS to Burr, yeah, like Mr. Groinwood says, I still got the bottle he split my skull open with at the last B.S. show. I'll never wash it. The bottle that is.
MJ®
USA - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 01:21:30 (EDT)

Holy Shit is right, frag. Looks like we got us a little shit stirrin' old school style. The good Queen even turned her star henchman, Tucker, out on me tonight. Yo Queen, you tell that other bastid that after we pound your asses in roundball there's gonna be a Dames vs. Collision Service throwdown. Why we were rocking hot way before C.S. was even in diapers!
MJ®
USA - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 01:19:35 (EDT)

Holy SHIT! THEE QUEEN OF CHAOS! thought it was just another one of BJ's jumpsuit pals from the Quonset O Club
frag
- Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 23:45:30 (EDT)

Tell Pete I got a bottle with his name on it.
Mr. Groinwood
USA - Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 23:22:53 (EDT)

You're going to take me downtown? Where exactly is downtown Middletown? Between JT's lumber and Benny's? I'm so scared. I'll CUNextTuesday MJ. WestSide Rules! P.S. Pete wants to know when the next Dames reunion show is.
QOC
- Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 20:59:11 (EDT)

West Side bitch-you goin' DOWN. I'll not only take you down town, I'll take your town down. You and your pretty little bartender too.
MJ® <you@goingdown.com>
The Fair Isle, USA - Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 17:43:17 (EDT)

...thought starting the day getting yelled at by some hungarian was bad.
frag
- Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 15:51:00 (EDT)

HEY MJ! You pansy ass lurkers don't have the balls to leave Aquidneck Island! You're all talk and no action. "If I leave the island for one second the evil developers may put another strip mall on West Main Rd." Boo fucking Hoo!
QOC
USA - Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 13:04:20 (EDT)

question for lurk: OK to use union jack when requesting written submissions from UK. or does it piss off irish/welsh/scots.
frag
edinblowme, - Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 10:19:09 (EDT)

Chong, what about the half moon cutout in the back? That shit is dope! it's cool becaue it's reminiscient of a outhouse from days of yore yet it adorns a trike from today's hot world!
BJ®
USA - Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 10:05:27 (EDT)

All I have to say is I love the fucking midget on the harley trike! THat guy and his outhouse have been tormenting me for 20 years. I would see him three times in one day and then not again for three years. And the handlebars were so high up there he coulod barely reach the grips. OOooohhhh and dont get me started on that smart black leather vest. Ummmmmm honor or something?
Chong
USA - Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 07:07:47 (EDT)

Hey Buddy. You head is a hollow cauldron of nothingness.
Devon
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 23:56:39 (EDT)

i leave you with my glowering mug...you will dream of it staring at you always to the right...always stand to the right and look into RIGHT eye only! never left! the FUCKIN'COVA depends on it

USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 17:06:07 (EDT)

Fair thee well drinks, I say. I'm out[[[[]]]]~~~
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 17:05:49 (EDT)

that pic bears an uncanny resemblance
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 17:04:34 (EDT)

too close to 5 to resize
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:58:02 (EDT)

you must bear the MARK to be on the FUCKIN' COVA! no mark NO COVA!

USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:57:57 (EDT)

+ =
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:55:45 (EDT)

the fucking COVA!!!!!!!!!!!
Hazardous Waste
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:54:47 (EDT)

I so hot! This image the FUCKIN' COVA!

USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:53:43 (EDT)

7pm at the bulk with the BULK
tricky Vic Dixon <hulk@bulk.com>
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:52:15 (EDT)

Buddy Lee is HOT!
BJ®
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:51:09 (EDT)

Hey you remind me, Drugsy- my new band name is "Hazardous Waste" because I'm FIERCE!
BJ®
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:49:55 (EDT)

An ill fated hazard is it's own reward.
Drugsy
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:47:27 (EDT)

7PM IT IS, "________".
BS BULKHEAD SCHEDULER
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:45:58 (EDT)

CODE BROWN
Major Payne
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:42:27 (EDT)

USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:37:44 (EDT)

Women with a "helpless-at-the-dock" feeling can learn how to back in a boat trailer at a launch ramp and other boating lessons from professional angler and Texas Hall of Fame member Kathy Magers. Friday's course at Joe Pool Lake is limited to 40 women. You can pre-register by calling Magers at (972) 938-0250 or send e-mail to her at
The Kid <kathy@gone-fishin.com>
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:36:31 (EDT)

what time bulkie what time bulkie 7pm?
Booger
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:32:43 (EDT)

er..."prick" rhymes with "Vic"...
Vic
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:30:12 (EDT)

I'm not one to let an intelligence report deter me from an ill planned invasion, occupation, and general miscreant behavior.
General Miscreant
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:23:22 (EDT)

If every dude in NYC ejaculated at the same time would it fill Madison Square Garden?
Drugsy
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:19:31 (EDT)

Fill in the blank- "Vic the _____"
Match Game'78
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:12:33 (EDT)

rick if i hit the lot. will go by in couple weeks, have cousin also interested
frag
- Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:12:17 (EDT)

Did you ever wonder if it's your diet that affects your boogers' color? Or do ya think it's just atmospheric conditions that affect them?
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:10:50 (EDT)

couldn't resist, still trying to wrap tiny brain around a mafiosi named "jose".
frag
- Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:09:31 (EDT)

eech
ouch
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:09:27 (EDT)

Well frag, I used to w*rk there, and there are rumblings that I may in fact be re-employed by them within the fortnight. And yes, there are many twelve strings there. Looking for anything in particular?
The Kid
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:09:00 (EDT)

BJ® told me to tell you he hates you, frag
BJ®'s Vine-Ripened, Hand-Picked Lackey
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:07:33 (EDT)

my system went down, MY SYSTEM WENT DOWN...speaking of going down, BJ drop them uppers
tricky Vic
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:06:37 (EDT)

bj that'd be a good place to hide the guitar tuner. you know, the one that works.
frag
- Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:03:23 (EDT)

I couldn't live without spray starch!
BJ®
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:02:58 (EDT)

guitar center, 12-strings. read it wrong, thought you'd written that you work there...
frag
- Friday, July 11, 2003 at 16:02:29 (EDT)

Hey, my teeth come out. I got a partial upper. And sometimes my partial is just TOO restricting!
BJ®
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:58:24 (EDT)

What would the world do without carpet freshener?
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:58:00 (EDT)

Sometimes my panties are just TOO restricting!
BJ®
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:54:12 (EDT)

Why is it that the West End has all the good hookers. Y'know the ones I'm talking about. No teeth so they can give ya the old gum rubdown.
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:54:12 (EDT)

What store? and what twelves?
The Kid
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:52:08 (EDT)

hey The Kid does your store still stock twelves?
frag
- Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:49:49 (EDT)

hey The Kid does your store still stock twelves?
frag
- Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:49:46 (EDT)

Hey that's funny. I got robbed at a Dominoes!
BJ®
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:49:40 (EDT)

Wow, whats worse than typing about mus*c; actually planning a new mus*c get-together! Blasphemes!
Lotto Flava
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:48:14 (EDT)

Yeah, where art thou, Vic?
The Kid
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:47:41 (EDT)

And I'm never CLEAN ENOUGH "down there"
BJ®
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:44:16 (EDT)

I like women's prison!
BJ®
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:39:31 (EDT)

PS - 65,000 went to fucking CRUSTACEAN?! Where the fuck is VIc.
BJ®
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:36:57 (EDT)

Hey thanks.
The Kid
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:35:01 (EDT)

Woonawhateverthefuck it's called
Spallcheck
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:33:23 (EDT)

That The Kid is a pretty damn good writer.
BJ®
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:32:07 (EDT)

What the hell is a "woonasaquaket?"
The Kid
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:30:50 (EDT)

And another thing, you better not be creating some super b*nd just to give the Sizz a run for the money in the next Woonasaquaket contest. You will be soundly trounced just like Im gonna do to your your asses in roundball!
BJ®
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:28:39 (EDT)

What the fuck is this? The Benny Sizzler dating service? Why in hell would any of you m*sicians want a permanent relationship? Why don't you all do the laptop lapdance thing like croc does?
BJ®
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:23:28 (EDT)

listen up-anyone who wants a Turbojugend Denim jacket with Turbojugend RI patch email me for details. The local ASS SQUAD needs to represent at the anticipated September Boston/Providence shows.
Dan
02911, RI USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:16:50 (EDT)

Pedro returns Batman's phone
Lester
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:15:23 (EDT)

Gerbil Farming Brings Its Own Delights.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:14:24 (EDT)

What this Lurk needs. . . is MORE COWBELL!
Lobster
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:09:35 (EDT)

Here you go, Lobster. Polish sausage, Miller Park, AND Christopher Walken. How can you go wrong?
The Kid
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:04:30 (EDT)

Ah right. Forgive my geographical dundering. Stupid babies need the most attention.
The Kid
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 15:03:24 (EDT)

I dunno, that puts Olneyville on the other side....
personally have stunk up both sides of the river
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 14:58:46 (EDT)

That would be the East Side, The Kid. Fox Point is on the East Side.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 14:54:48 (EDT)

The wrong side of the river, whichever side that is.
The Kid
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 14:45:39 (EDT)

BTW- the pong bit is massively awesome. I gave it 5 ninja stars
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 14:39:45 (EDT)

Whale tale gets the sperm confirm
call me ishkabibble
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 14:38:37 (EDT)

which side of the river is that?
looking for the other sides crown
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 14:35:55 (EDT)

I think we were named "The 100th Band to Feature Pete Burr". I can't wait until it's his turn to play with the Sizzler.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 14:33:49 (EDT)

Dan, no problem on that. Where are you going to be tomorrow morning and what time would you like the deal to go down? And Lester, do you remember when we won that battle of the b*nds thing we did? What were we crowned? I think it was "Shittiest band this side of the Woonasquatucket River." Right?
The Kid
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 14:28:41 (EDT)

funny: They're on pace to score more than 1,000 runs this season, despite Johnny Damon's record-low .320 on-base percentage. Stephen King's even writing a book about it: The Girl Who Fanned Johnny Damon.
frag
- Friday, July 11, 2003 at 14:26:58 (EDT)

Why the fuck would anyone want a Magnums record? I heard they suck.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 14:20:18 (EDT)

Kid-Monday is excellent. Gimme a Magnums record to listen to over the weekend. You around tommorrow? I'll be over yo part of town in the AM. Does anyone else remember the 'FRESH' boombox graffiti on RT 95?
Dan
Downstairs at Amazing Superstore, USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 14:02:43 (EDT)

Show is 10 to 5, not sure when we're headed there. Maybe 2ish? We missed it last year but ran into some King Richards Fair Jokers on the way out. Oh and of course the midget with the outhouse on the back of his Harley trike. Does he make it to Provi?
Don
Johnston, USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 13:51:06 (EDT)

"Suicidal Chicken Snake" would be a good name for a band.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 13:43:32 (EDT)

Awesome pong action.
Lester
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 13:41:33 (EDT)

Sure thing. How's THIS Monday night?
The Kid
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 13:36:28 (EDT)

what time is the bike/car show? I may have to make an appearance. KID scroll down for my rock rant you missed. I live 5 min (at most) away from your space. lets rock.
Dan
Humiliation Street, RI - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 13:30:16 (EDT)

Kid, every strip joint is like a bad mafia movie. I'll share some Cheaters stories off lurk some time. (I prefer to keep my thumbs in their current configuration)
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:59:01 (EDT)

I Was A Teenage Psychopath's lyrics sound suspiciously like dumbya's book I Was A Spoiled Teenage Yakuza Wannabe

croc filling don's punk blindspot
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:55:50 (EDT)

Yeah, I went with my buddy, who is the Divison Manager for Pro audio at Guitar Center. He was working on a sound and lighting system install quote. It was at the Squire in Revere, MA. We go in and meet up with our contact, Jose. He promptly brings us into the back room to meet his "godfather" no word of a lie. He's this 84 year old Italian mafioso, and upon entrance, he regales us with some tale about how he almost broke some guys thumbs for stealing scrap metal from him or something. So we walk around and do the consultation. After that, Jose offers us lunch. I get the chicken fingers. Not half bad. So we're sitting in the strip club eating lunch discussing business, when all of a sudden, the lights go off, the techno comes on, and the strippers start doing their thing. Apparently the noon hour had struck, and the 5 people who were drinking at the bar moved their seats up. We promptly made our exit with the guarantee from Jose that "anytime youse guys want to come up, you just let me know. Anytime."
The Kid
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:50:53 (EDT)

I guess the secret service thinks they all look alike.... journalists that is.
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:46:46 (EDT)

Man stows away on press plane for Bush's African trip.
Lobster
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:44:37 (EDT)

Okay, I'll punt. What's "Wiggle"
Don
Johnston, USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:44:09 (EDT)

Dan, vintage car/bike show in Portsmouth on Sunday. Rotary club east main road.
Dick Mann
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:42:28 (EDT)

You got paid to go to a strip joint? I haven't managed that since I DJed at Cheaters a few years back.
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:38:31 (EDT)

"2] Check out www.magnumsrock.com for a good time."
Lester
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:35:32 (EDT)

I can't believe they put that fuckin swill online.
The Kid
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:27:32 (EDT)

welcome back, Kid!
Sum Shitstarter
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:26:09 (EDT)

I'm back after a wonderful two and a half day stint in the meat that saw me eat lunch at a strip club at 11 am, lose every key I own, and get stranded in the Boston last night...good mutha fuckin' times. But it's good to be back.
The Kid
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:24:25 (EDT)

FIRE ME! FIRE ME!
sum broad with a suspicious looking hair suit
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:17:49 (EDT)

Looks like dumbya and Blair have some company in their troubles with lying about the "imminent" threat of Iraq. so add the Aussie PM Howard to the enemies-of-the-people list
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:16:18 (EDT)

Whoever leaked out any info whatsover on this fucking "band" is so fucking fired.
BJ®
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:13:04 (EDT)

I would pay large dollars to see M Balled Eno interview Benny.
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:07:11 (EDT)

Yes, BS has broken they exclusive barrier of NetRadio. WDOA straight outa Wormtown. Watch out , a Noise interview has got to be iminant.
BS Promotions
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 12:04:25 (EDT)

Paging Dr Howard, Dr Fine, Dr Howard
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 11:52:30 (EDT)

hey frag that's four more years at $3.9 billion/month!!!
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 11:28:58 (EDT)

noticed some new BS links on search-- a)LIFE IN THE FOODCHAIN W/ MIKE MALONE b) Get Stoned and Read This Book and 3) Haymakers (blog update)- wow, chong lee himself. well dip my hands in glass and knock my ass out.
This stuff looks suspiciously like publicity. I advise that lurkers be more careful to avoid this in the future.
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 11:26:46 (EDT)

at least someone had the nards to say four more years for US soldiers in iraq. admin officials saying september are suddenly scarce. we need a new word that means pathetic times about a thousand.
frag
- Friday, July 11, 2003 at 11:13:38 (EDT)

RIP Arnold N. Nawrocki, inventor of the individually wrapped cheese slice.
Lobster
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 10:52:43 (EDT)

Pie in the face = always funny
Lester
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 10:44:35 (EDT)

Ahoy, there Matey! Arrrrrgh! Look what I can do with my new keyboard!!!!!
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 10:38:49 (EDT)

yeah I got wallet size for ya wallet teets
Victor Victoria
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 10:10:13 (EDT)

Dear Lord, this isn't good.
Lobster
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 09:56:17 (EDT)

Holy fucksticks, this kid is still dealing with this?!?
Lester
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 09:51:02 (EDT)

A new "Chicks in Prison" movie starring Yasmine Bleeth
Lester
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 09:41:49 (EDT)

more on Dylan's Love and Theft--
When Johnson's report was first posted, the book's Amazon.com sales ranking jumped from 65,000th to 45,000th place, the newspaper said. Since the Journal article was published, Confessions of a Yakuza has zoomed into the Top 100--at 68th place by Wednesday afternoon.
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 09:41:29 (EDT)

In junior high, I had a thing for Pamela Smart. Wonder what she's lookin like these days...
Dan
02911, RI USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 09:36:16 (EDT)

with some quick research I find that all chick prison flicks contain--
a) a shower scene and b) a flogging scene
but what I really want to know is why I found two flicks with 3) an electric bra scene
nipples by GE
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 09:33:20 (EDT)

Looks like Pedro will be pitching against the Yankees in a few weeks after all. It's gonna be interesting. . .
Lester <Clemens@TotalFucktard.com>
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 09:14:38 (EDT)

caged croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 09:00:40 (EDT)

I can see it now....

croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 08:58:34 (EDT)

A PRISON FIELD TRIP!!!! Now you're talking! Are we gonna go through the whole body cavity search thing?
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 08:45:10 (EDT)

You know I was thinking.........
Chong Lee
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 08:39:26 (EDT)

Gee, prisoner #221487 sounds like a swell gal. Do they allow conjugal visits in SC?
croc
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 08:25:30 (EDT)

Mmmm... fatty brats!
"I miss Jack!"
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 08:18:40 (EDT)

A possible cuplrit behind the sausage beating -- "If given a sporting chance, our lean, mean veggie dog might run rings around those fatty 'brats' in the Sausage Race," Shannon said. "The veggie dog would be a big hit, especially with hip, young baseball fans."
Lobster <no_good@vegetarians.com>
Milwaukee, WI USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 08:10:40 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 07:57:25 (EDT)

I like long walks on the beach and mimosas and also killing the hell out of my own chillun.
Chong
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 07:40:31 (EDT)

still another reason why sox win east:

Jul 10 The New York Times's Tyler Kepner reports New York Yankees manager Joe Torre benched outfielder Raul Mondesi Thursday in favor of Karim Garcia, prompting an outburst from Mondesi that may get him dealt before the July 31 deadline. "I've been playing in this league for a long time," Mondesi said, with profanity deleted. "Because I had a bad week? What about the first two months of the season? Who was playing against right-handers? Three months left, man."
frag
- Friday, July 11, 2003 at 07:39:10 (EDT)

That hot dog was already on her way down when she was hit. I study video careful. No doubt honor still intact. Top ichiban hero numba one ok?
Chong
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 07:38:08 (EDT)

Vic -- Sausage smacking video can be found here
Lobster
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 07:17:47 (EDT)

You got a 9 inch wallet?
Chong Lee
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 03:47:23 (EDT)

Vic, do you have any wallet size?
Drugsy
Drugs for Peace, USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 21:32:22 (EDT)

Who do i gotta blow to see an advance copy?
BJ®
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 19:29:58 (EDT)

there is a picture that you must see...to attempt to decribe it would be not unlike a fish riding a bicycle...
it's me, Vic...you probably don't remember me but...hey!
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 19:11:36 (EDT)

Vic, do you shit me? Is there REALLY a pic of Chong dong?!
BJ®
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 18:56:29 (EDT)

those vids are all fine n' dandy but I gotta see a pro baseball player take a swing at a running hot dog
Vic
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 17:56:48 (EDT)

alright yee lurkers one and all, you're on your own. I'm out{{{{}}}}~~~~
croc
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 17:52:36 (EDT)

Willy you're much better off checking the three vids I just posted.
batter dipped croc
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 17:46:32 (EDT)

OK, a couple of parting shots a)a french erotic film b) How do you say glee in Japanese? and 3) The Cheeky Girls- The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)
croc
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 17:44:55 (EDT)

alright you big brains, I gotta see video of said batter battering the running weiners...MSNBC video failing miserably...
Willy
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 17:41:05 (EDT)

those little fat bastards look like two dancing sacks of potatoes...WITH arms and legs
Vic
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 17:39:56 (EDT)

now why would anybody say that military intelligence is an oxymoron?

croxymoron
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 17:37:08 (EDT)

checking the opponents package

croc
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 17:35:08 (EDT)

Why me?
Peter Play Pal
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 17:08:21 (EDT)

words cannot describe

USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 17:00:15 (EDT)

WITH eyes
VVillard
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 16:57:53 (EDT)

drummers are worthless God-fearing metronomes
VVillard
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 16:57:31 (EDT)

USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 16:56:32 (EDT)

Dan, hasn't your drummer taught you that to covet material things is wrong?

Don, USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 16:56:11 (EDT)

how do I get me an vine-ripened underling?
A Broad
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 16:53:05 (EDT)

Holy Halle Berry wig!
Pvt. FC Bush Pawn
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 16:51:26 (EDT)

Yeah I do a lot of it. The basic template is provided by this shit company in Wisconsin, but I do the layout and updates and stuff...BUT I hereby disavow any responsibility for that TERRIBLE mystery item graphic. Its so awful. I hate it. Not my idea. I blame my gum-smacking underling for that. Mostly I just stare at the lurk all day and fantasize about having superpowers, lots of $, and this.
Dan
02911, RI USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 16:47:13 (EDT)

now how the hell do you fight this?

A male government soldier stands guard at the Irongate checkpoint as the U.S. military assessment team are refused passage to enter a refugee camp, in Liberian capital Monrovia
croc
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 16:09:32 (EDT)

Lobster, YOU fucking win with the girl kissing URL...much entertainment therein...
Vic
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 15:58:15 (EDT)

appreciate not how you zwine chimPANzee-minkeyz mock thoze you cannot comprehend, da.
boris
ukrainus - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 15:32:40 (EDT)

I smash timmy between my massive boy breasts!
Petrovsky Sokolov
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 15:25:25 (EDT)

Dan, you do this site? Fucking hot. And to the BSCC- go fuck yourself. That's the oldest joke in the book. I stole it offa Sluggo back in '87.

USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 15:18:14 (EDT)

a) b) 3)?
BS Continuity Coordinator
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 14:33:59 (EDT)

I think Timmy is in deep doo-doo if he runs into these little tykes

croc
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 14:32:35 (EDT)

PS-pAxl Rose=FUNNY. PPS to Dan-My condolences. We all should fucking a) bring radios to the Attleboro range and shoot them, b) bang our heads in the shower stall whilst spraying Tilex® and 3) kill lots of long pigs
BJ®
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 14:31:25 (EDT)

And something for Timmy
BJ®
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 14:26:16 (EDT)

Something for the dudes of the lurk. . .
Lobster
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 14:23:41 (EDT)

And something for the ladies of the lurk......
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 14:19:53 (EDT)

Dan, join the club. Now kill your radio.
Vic
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 14:17:13 (EDT)

Tonight, huh. . .
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 14:16:45 (EDT)

thanks for the compliment but i'm retired and feelin' real mellow.
pAxl Rose
- Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 14:03:35 (EDT)

Another suckass gig @the Skybar last night(Fuck that place, or any place that tries to get the band to PAY FOR WATER). I am getting a very bad attitude very quickly. Kid we need to make some RAWK real soon. I'm fuckin sick of playing for 4 people that like the music, and the rest either think it sucks but syncophantly (is that a word?) blow sunshine up my ass. Goddammit I DO bang my head in the shower stall. I'm talking New Bomb Turks/Faces/Stones/Heartbreakers/Dgeneration/GnR stuff...Kid can you go to the space tonight?
Dan
02911, RI USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 13:55:18 (EDT)

The Sizzler has some competition: Meet Pink Steel. Be sure to listen to their new soon-to-be hit "We Fight for Cock"
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 13:17:35 (EDT)

Now you can't even watch commercials without some kind of walk going down.
Don Founded
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 12:23:46 (EDT)

Now you won't even be able to get away from the commercials when you take a walk.

croc
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 12:12:31 (EDT)

its a grower, not a shower.
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 12:09:58 (EDT)

John McCririck joked: "I'd personally lay her.
sum fan of big tits
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 12:09:58 (EDT)

Proctor et. al. will like this.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 12:07:08 (EDT)

What is the world coming to
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 12:05:30 (EDT)

Looks like the hosers got the scrip for laws that have gone to pot.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 11:56:08 (EDT)

It's the Chechens that are bomb crazy. The Russians stick to your standard type genocide
not boris but I am badonoff
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 11:54:10 (EDT)

BJ, can we get the OFFICIAL quote with regards to LENGTH and GIRTH? something like it ain't long but it sho' is skinny...
Vic
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 11:50:54 (EDT)

It may only be 2 inches long but it's got....
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 11:45:23 (EDT)

You are afraid of me, no?
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 11:45:18 (EDT)

This should make for the funniest photo since Chong's dong
Although the animals appeared to have been pre-positioned, their carnal instincts were beyond official control. After Bush posed for photographs with his hand on a tusk and climbed back into the truck, one of the elephants mounted his mate.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 11:44:34 (EDT)

I am so afraid of the Russians. I can't sleep at night.
Spies Everywhere
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 11:38:09 (EDT)

fucking BOMBS everywhere!
Vic <ka@boom.com>
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 11:08:09 (EDT)

Nice headline.
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 11:05:09 (EDT)

Now was that the red wire or the green wire?...

croc
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 09:58:11 (EDT)

"personal use" that's funny...that's like getting "personal use" outta pic of half a Jimmy Dean
Vic
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 09:57:58 (EDT)

sausage-smaking? Is that the smore version of sausage making?
sum spallchecker
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 09:52:30 (EDT)

Video footage of the sausage-smaking incident is apparently "breaking news". With slo-mo and multiple angles.
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 09:49:54 (EDT)

Video footage of the sausage-smaking incident is apparently "breaking news". With slo-mo and multiple angles.
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 09:49:48 (EDT)

Vic keeping evidence for "personal" use!
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 09:46:43 (EDT)

Benny Sizzler. Safe for Nobody's consumption.
Hazardous Waste
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 09:37:19 (EDT)

Ted Rall says it first again (well after me, but I'm a nobody). Guantanamo Bay IS a death camp, plain and simple.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 09:37:04 (EDT)

don't start Dr. Chong Lee...we have evidence I will remind you...
Vic
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 09:32:26 (EDT)

chong want in next year.
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 09:20:38 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 08:59:26 (EDT)

i have no body so i'm cleared to view.

yes frag's fantasy baseball team has continued its assault on first place. maybe 20 fantasy teams total in 3 sports in past 4 years and not one has finished above 4th. the Providence Greys have ramirezes manny y horacio, pujols, tejada, closer kim, pudge, pineiro, colon, milton friggin' bradley (all-star goonage).

mention this because there are NO new york players at all, nor shall there be. i drafted bernice williams and traded him immediately for pujols.

this is my 4th year as commissioner and anyone who wants is invited for next season.

meat has been close to as brutal as Njork's so see you next week peoples.....
frag palace
e, flat coli - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 08:46:08 (EDT)

"Georgie Porgie, he might buy the whole league, but he doesn't have enough money to buy fear to put in my heart,"
Lobster
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 08:20:16 (EDT)

I like the nobody rating. I was dangerously close to thinking I might be a somebody, but now I can carry on as a nobody with confidence, free of the potential burden of being a somebody.
croc
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 08:16:36 (EDT)

Shit!
Lester
Milwaukee, WI USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 07:50:16 (EDT)

Lester
Milwaukee, WI USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 07:49:42 (EDT)

Giant Preschoolers in Wrestling Match
Lester
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 07:47:00 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 07:45:34 (EDT)

Sausage Attack Overshadows Brewers' Win - - - Pay no attention to the paragraph that says "(Hillenbrand) has 11 hits in his last 14 at-bats, and is batting .362 in 18 games since Arizona got him a trade with Boston."
Lester <jeff@bagwell.com>
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 07:42:28 (EDT)

Call your team "Pizza,Party,Pussy" Cause everyone likes at least one of those things.
Randall Simon
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 06:57:25 (EDT)

Screw the pooper scoopers. We're #2, and proud!
Don
Sweaty Tank, USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 21:53:19 (EDT)

e-flat coli?
frag
- Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 20:29:15 (EDT)

Off to take care of #1 and #2. I'm out((()))~~~
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 20:04:16 (EDT)

HEY! The lurk's been infringed on! Check this--
"We're No. 1 in the No. 2 Business" is the slogan registered with the Secretary of State's Office by Loren's Pooper-Scooper Service.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 19:50:30 (EDT)

Ya know, we forgot another possibility. We can be The Anal Blood Farts. Now there's a colorful name that's not likely to be kicked about lightly.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 19:18:02 (EDT)

Senegalese President Abdoulaye Wade was kind enough to hold dumbya's hand while they crossed the street. Rumor has it that Yasser Arafat in a similar situation ran across the street and taunted bush by making monkey faces while bush just collapsed on the walk and sobbed uncontrollably.

croc
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 18:41:25 (EDT)

we'd prefer to be left untainted by the association
the crickets
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 18:30:41 (EDT)

maybe the crickets should be our mascot
lone lurking again
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 18:08:22 (EDT)

Copyright THIS
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 17:04:04 (EDT)

Looks like being The Mother Teresa's is out.
nun of yer funny bizness
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 16:47:42 (EDT)

Or just Lily Livered Bennies, then we could be the LL Bennies. There's a whole line of catalog goods to sell if we go that way.
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 16:45:22 (EDT)

Lily Livered Yellow Bennies?
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 16:42:31 (EDT)

We DEFINATELY are going to have brown and yellow culottes made-that is a fucking given!
Pee Not
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 16:40:14 (EDT)

LL Yellow B as like in LL cool J? "Shitstarters" is good too fellas!
Pee Not
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 16:38:26 (EDT)

and try singing that verbology in a damn song by the way
ps from Vic
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 16:34:02 (EDT)

Lily Livered Yellow Bellies is a winner.
Victrola
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 16:33:26 (EDT)

Lily Livered Yellow Bellies
Y. Sam
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 16:24:53 (EDT)

The Shitstarters!!?
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 16:13:30 (EDT)

The Winking Starfish? The Poop Shooters? or something simple like the Browns? how about The Good'N'Loose Lurkers?
croc on a roll
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 16:12:42 (EDT)

The Lame Ass Lurkers?
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 16:06:32 (EDT)

how about the "suggest another lame ass name like that we all kick your asses"?
Vic
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 16:03:40 (EDT)

Since it's kickball, how about going with a foot reference, like The Lotrimin Lurkers or The Toe Jammers?
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:51:21 (EDT)

How could I forget another obvious one? The Crotchless Culottes!
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:48:45 (EDT)

The Balled Nut Sacks? or just The Nut Sacks. How about The Turdinators? Ooh, I forgot about The Staind Ball Sacks
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:44:17 (EDT)

I'm soft, I'm pliable and sometimes I stink.
The Fudge Sofa
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:38:32 (EDT)

HAHAHA! Hey Dan, Don and Bullethead want to go shooting with you in Cattleboro one of these days.
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:37:04 (EDT)

why haven't I killed MY pathetic little piece of sh!t radio?
Vic the prick
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:36:39 (EDT)

I just heard "chocolate brown fudge sofa" on the radio and I sh!t you not.
Vic
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:35:41 (EDT)

The Lurk Offs?
Pee Nut
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:35:09 (EDT)

hey everybody, I'm really good at KICKball!
KICK
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:33:47 (EDT)

Oh hell, all the names are great! Ball bangers is pretty tops tho..Oh and PS to Lester-that fucking 4 year old russian wrestler is gold...
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:32:55 (EDT)

Hey everybody! Call kickball "nick"ball!
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:30:17 (EDT)

Lurk Jerks?
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:27:50 (EDT)

or Buddy Lee's Bouncing Ball Bangers
Buddy Lee
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:19:16 (EDT)

BENNY SIZZLER'S LURK LIZARDS
Vic with another stupid suggestion
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:17:52 (EDT)

Berserk Lurkers?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:08:18 (EDT)

The Lobotomy Lurkers?
croc
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 14:52:49 (EDT)

The Lower End Lurkers?
croc on fishing expedition
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 14:49:01 (EDT)

It was well worth it, BJ. However this weekend might be almost as good-I'm going to rent a Tommy gun and an Uzi. and after that, I'm going snowtubing. Not to be confused with snowballing.
Dan
02911, RI USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 14:44:38 (EDT)

Our L'il Timmy may have some competition.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 14:43:39 (EDT)

It would explain the old translation of Stonehenge's name of Stonecurtains
time to trim the henge
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 14:35:05 (EDT)

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