lurkive 12-28 jun 03
G@be-@ss Kapler says....go Benny now
frag
- Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 21:04:29 (EDT)
10 Appalling Lies We Were Told About Iraq
OJ takes one for the team
USA - Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 18:23:34 (EDT)
9:13 a.m. A man who takes medicine to moderate his brain processes stopped taking it, and was next seen wandering around a Valley West strip mall yelling at people, even being assaultive. He was taken home, where he agreed to stay in his bedroom.
t.h. orazine
USA - Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 18:14:42 (EDT)
Nice site. Easy to use.
forced deep throat <freendude@fromru.com>
NY, NY usa - Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 16:37:12 (EDT)
That is absolutely true. Whoever dared to insult my honor and credibility can fuckin get below me. And there was an accident on 95, so I was 20 minutes late for the gorilla. I did catch the JET TRUCK, though.
The Kid
USA - Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 16:31:02 (EDT)
please help we are trapped can't even roll much less rock
12 steps short of rocking <tee@totaler.snore>
USA - Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 16:13:00 (EDT)
For those about to rock.......I salute you.
chef
the beach, DE USA - Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 13:58:20 (EDT)
oh, TONIGHT's big BENNY SIZZLER show. ah. that one. THE ROCK.
frag
- Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 13:30:27 (EDT)
you're all a buncha effin' gorillas...discuss THAT tonight over your infrared laptop connections at the big show
Vic that Sally
USA - Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 11:18:09 (EDT)
strictly conjecture but mayhaps 10:30 / 11:40 / 12:50 if wagering?
sum lackey
- Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 09:34:18 (EDT)
What time honorable show start tonight?
chong lee
USA - Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 09:22:32 (EDT)
MTV get off the air, and away from my servants quarters.
Jello Biafra/Middleblob
USA - Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 09:05:17 (EDT)
I honestly don't think BJ® cares what colors Theadorable is sporting. It's all about the five hole.
Don(e)
USA - Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 08:59:09 (EDT)
to random dog-damned web surfers: yes the mighty BENNY SIZZLER headlines the met cafe in providence TONIGHT with Ellison and The Haymakers opening. TONIGHT.
sum lackey
- Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 08:57:45 (EDT)
oh and confirmed from my motown connection is hasek is back and the habs are interested in cujo. theodorable in the black and gold -- with hackett backing up?
frag
- Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 08:51:14 (EDT)
he mistah don, did you see that flippin' pitcher take the bullet off his pumpkin? immobilized and strapped to the gurney, he could only muster a feeble "Don't Fuck Up My Buzz!" as he was carted off to the nearest friendly neighborhood x-ray machine.
frag
- Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 08:47:23 (EDT)
Al Cerrone Gorilla, 1pm
MJ®
USA - Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 08:34:07 (EDT)
WICKED LIAR!!!
KID=Liar <you are such a jackanapes!>
you lie, never happened fibber - Saturday, June 28, 2003 at 07:25:00 (EDT)
blob 1-0 empty v
frag
- Friday, June 27, 2003 at 20:49:27 (EDT)
2,832 on the chopper game. Eat it, Chong.
The Kid
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 19:41:10 (EDT)
Can one make a neutron bomb with sheep shit methane?
Pappy Boyington
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 18:34:09 (EDT)
what we're really after in iraq
mary had a little clam
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 18:20:15 (EDT)
the crackdown continues...
little bo peep
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 17:49:36 (EDT)
his ear-shattering intellectual climax
can't hear/banana in ear
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 17:48:24 (EDT)
when i see croc tomorrow, what, exactly am I congratulating him on...his G.E.D.?
One Question
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 17:10:20 (EDT)
My fucking jet truck fucking RULES!!!!!!!!!!! I better see you lurkers at 1pm at he fucking AL CERRONE GORILLA'S CROTCH!!!!!!!!
Les Shockley <shockwave@jet.truck>
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 17:08:58 (EDT)
OK kids, jet truck tomorrow, 1pm, then the rock afterwards. I'm out.
The Kid
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 16:21:12 (EDT)
Bitch Boy says 7. Seven!!
BB
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 16:07:25 (EDT)
also free at geocities (yahoo). sign up for the free yahoo account, upload to geocities site. or as the drummer for fraggle rock would say, "m-nah m-NAH."
frag
- Friday, June 27, 2003 at 16:05:32 (EDT)
alright eggheads ALRIGHT! NOW LISSEN UP. I wanna see EGGHEADS in attendance tomorrow night y'hear? WITH LAPTOPS in hand. NO lame excuses or the yoke will definitely be on YOU. Now good day sirs.
Vic Fourth
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 15:42:08 (EDT)
Lester, i think you've created a monster...
now i really have to get back to work
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 15:13:07 (EDT)
America Cheers for Beckham to Win Another Wimbledon
Loopster
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 15:12:30 (EDT)
This proves it: Soccer is g@y-@ss.
Lobster
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 15:10:29 (EDT)
whaddya know, it works! thanks for the tip on the freebie, Lester. now i just gotta follow the rules- no obescenity sexual images etc, which of course is the whole point...
censoredbonz
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 15:01:44 (EDT)
Success!!
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 14:57:56 (EDT)
ever have one of these days?
testing 1,2,3...
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 14:56:38 (EDT)
thanks lester that wuz my next ???
omelet for brains
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 14:22:42 (EDT)
You can post your photo to a free picture hosting site and then link to it there. I haven't tried it though. Give this site a shot and let me know if it works.
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 14:13:41 (EDT)
you'd be guessing right, server of some sort required. you can install one on your confuser easy but 1. if at work don't even and 2. a security can of worms you shall thus be opening. one that will fuck up your buzz.
frag
- Friday, June 27, 2003 at 14:00:15 (EDT)
Hey egg, frag would be the one to tell you how to do that and when you learne ye how to do it, tell me. I got some wicked pissa pictures I'd like to share with the lurk.
Scrambled Nuts
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 13:58:11 (EDT)
as long as someone's giving free html lessons, is there a way to post things that are saved on my computer instead of linking to some website? like inserting a jpg into the text or something? i'm guessing i'd need my own website but i reaaly don't know squat...
scrambled egghead
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 13:42:31 (EDT)
This dude is trying to get people to skip the BS show. Post up on his "comments" board.
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 13:40:43 (EDT)
that last egghead post smells like Fraggle Rock
Vic Drizzle
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 12:52:49 (EDT)
there is a way to protect the images on any website using simple scripts, for all you photogs and art-scanners out there. you can also easily (as these have done below) have sent a replacement JPG of GIF. lotta times they're not as "friendly" as the one below...depending on how many lawyers and PR flackeys they gots....disabling "right click >> save as" on any site with pix you don't want crooked is essential. - foggin'egghead
frag
- Friday, June 27, 2003 at 12:20:04 (EDT)
Mother of God I had to ask...
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 12:10:51 (EDT)
Sally Forth is not a massively unread "comic" strip by any chance is it...?
One Question
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 12:08:22 (EDT)
''The baby girl sucks milk with both mouths,'' said her mother.
Daddy's Little Girl <croc@alloverthatshit>
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 12:08:18 (EDT)
no I'm still quite alive and rather fat
Sal E. Ride
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 11:43:02 (EDT)
read this and instantly thought of croc:
SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) -- A chicken that was strapped to 100 helium balloons and sent skyward last weekend in a stunt is resting these days at the city's animal shelter as people vie to adopt it.
The chicken, nicknamed Amelia, was rescued Saturday after getting tangled in power lines. A police marksman shot the balloons with a pellet gun to bring Amelia down to safety.
Authorities said they have yet to identify the prankster, who was apparently imitating an ad that recently aired on a local TV station. The ad has since been pulled.
"This is a great chicken, a friendly chicken, a chicken that is ready for a relationship," said Kat Brown, deputy director of the shelter.
Vic-a-Dilly
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 11:39:04 (EDT)
Sal E., didn't you used to be a dead astronaut?
frag
- Friday, June 27, 2003 at 11:38:59 (EDT)
fraggle, your moment of truth is rapidly approaching...will you be MacArthur returning to the Philipines or Napoleon at Waterloo?
Sal E. Forth
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 11:30:30 (EDT)
Don't Fuck Up My Buzz
frag
- Friday, June 27, 2003 at 11:28:02 (EDT)
Whatever the outcome, Gaar said, he finds it ironic that the federal government has succeeded in protecting us from a "bunch of 60-year-old Cubans carrying guitars."
che guitarra
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 11:23:16 (EDT)
And 1pm...got it. .406 Club here I come!
The Kid <jet@truck.sweet>
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 11:21:33 (EDT)
Who says I made it to w*rk?
The Kid
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 11:20:33 (EDT)
jesus mother load moLester
Vic
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:59:44 (EDT)
Ahh, the Fighting Kike makes an appearance...
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:56:59 (EDT)
Lester- does she have a sister?
Fighting Kike <pcw109@yahoo.com>
Providence , RI USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:55:20 (EDT)
I'm in love
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:43:33 (EDT)
Hit a home run like it's prom night
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:42:38 (EDT)
oh and one last thing: unplug your radio, take to dumpster, place gently inside.
Sal E. Forth
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:35:13 (EDT)
BJ, those pilots are going to wonder who that young boy is down there with his shirt off.
Willy
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:33:25 (EDT)
I told you Dr. Chong Lee, never come here again. Now I show you true meaning of term, "never come here again".
Dr. Buddy Lee
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:31:09 (EDT)
Hey the Kid, I'm suprised you made it into work today
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:18:46 (EDT)
I gotta go flash my tits at the Blue Angels. Back later.
MJ®
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:16:45 (EDT)
Ah- a short scroll down revealed the city of WOONSOCKET. Sorry Kid.
MJ®'s brain
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:15:38 (EDT)
YEAH! How bout 1pm under the Gorilla!? Also, when did Chong become "Dr. Lee" and WHAT city burned to the ground?
MJ®
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:14:08 (EDT)
We've pushed up the Al Cerrone gorilla visit, have we?
The Kid
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:11:31 (EDT)
actually going to smash laptop over OWN head and throw pieces at Chong; ANYWAY so we got Thurmond...that fuck Helms is next...
Victor
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:04:01 (EDT)
PS-laptop at r*ck sh*w and the ensuing battle of the helicoptor score discrepancy is one fucking funny ass image
MJ®
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:02:30 (EDT)
You fucking guys are funny. No shit. But listen, the Blue Angels just flew a low level pass, 12 o'clock high over the Bay, with an f-18 in pursuit. If you're not creaming your culottes then something is very very wrong with you. And not a good wrong, either,
MJ® <1pm@AlCerroneGorilla.com>
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 09:59:54 (EDT)
Chong bring helmet!
Chong
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 09:47:55 (EDT)
Vic dispatch Chong not unlike Strom Thurmond!
Vic
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 09:47:16 (EDT)
I bring laptop Saturday night smash over head!
Vic
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 09:43:54 (EDT)
If I find out who you are "vic", then expect a swift ass kicking sat night. Chong never dishonor his family name over stupid video game for idiots! Someone bring laptop and I show you how good I am.
chong
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 09:41:53 (EDT)
Chong=LIAR
Vic
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 09:35:23 (EDT)
Dont call chong a liar. I just scored 1,981. What your high score? 200? You must use Dr. Chong method of drunken monkey hellicopter flight. If there was way for me to capture screen ans send it I would. Do not dishonor yourself by trying to tear down a true Kung-Fu master at the top of his game!
chong
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 09:24:59 (EDT)
Chong, that newsflash: good; your alleged 'copter score is hard to believe; moLester, yeah; what is the official time of bulkside tonight? did someone put the mulch neatly into a wheel barrow not barrel since Vic AGAIN failed to pick it up?
Vic Firth
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 09:22:42 (EDT)
"A maverick military expert has put forward a way-out new proposal to make future wars fairer -- by establishing 'weight divisions' for nations just as in professional boxing!"
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 09:16:39 (EDT)
Chong, you're a lying motherbitch. No man can score 2,327.
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 09:12:21 (EDT)
2,327 on copter game! All time high score!!
Chong <No Joke>
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 08:50:34 (EDT)
Chong forgot to take glasses off before porking.
Chong
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 08:11:52 (EDT)
#61,000!!
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 08:10:49 (EDT)
SPALL CHECK: speading = spreading
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 07:59:15 (EDT)
Chong, quit speading your demon seed!
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 07:58:17 (EDT)
Kennedy's tenure at PC was slightly before my time. Although I here he was quite the regular at Bradley's Cafe at the tender young age of 19, in accordance with his family tradition.
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 07:56:46 (EDT)
"Once there was a boy named Rusty. He was 9 years old."
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 07:53:25 (EDT)
awesome 1ester. do you recall the halcyon days of herb trafficking as a friar undergrad? worst-kept secret on smiff hill....
frag
- Friday, June 27, 2003 at 07:50:00 (EDT)
The "I'm Feeling LuckyTM" button automatically takes you to the first web page returned for your query.
An "I'm Feeling Lucky" search means less time searching for web pages and more time looking at them.
Godzuki <holy mary mothra of god>
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 07:38:11 (EDT)
Pat Kennedy sez: "I don't need Bush's tax cut. I have never worked a [bleeping] day in my life." (last item)
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 07:38:05 (EDT)
in unrelated news the city of woonsocket was almost entirely burned to the ground. as the city's lone worthwhile landmark -- adelard arena -- was spared, total fire damage could nonetheless reach into the low dozens of dollars.
frag
- Friday, June 27, 2003 at 07:26:01 (EDT)
In a surprise morning press conference Randy Striker, Chong Lees' press agent, announced that Dr. Lee will be in attendance at the saturday BENNY SIZZLER show taking place at the MET CAFE. "my client has decided not to be a total dick and will represent his homeland as well as rumford by kicking ass from about 7pm untill the break of dawn." Earlier in the week Lee had complained about parking but inside sources say it was actually a rotator cuff problem brought on by a large ganglion imbedded in his right elbow.
Chong
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 07:15:36 (EDT)
About fuckin' time.
Lester
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 07:08:21 (EDT)
'Don’t be a Dumass' campaign earns C.A.R.E. award -and the spokesmans name is Dumas....
dumas for president
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 02:49:50 (EDT)
Hey Vic. Bitch Boy requested a prompt arrival for Bulkhead festivities. He's gotta go Wild at the Colonial aprés.
Bartender's Gone Wild
USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 00:22:53 (EDT)
A row of fast growing arbovitae will be just the trick to take the curse off that fence.
Iraqi Realty
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 21:21:40 (EDT)
Ah frag, just in time to check the "fence". later....
croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 19:59:37 (EDT)
frag, I thought you'd appreciate a look at the little fence that the Israelis are building. Just a little decorative thing to accent the flowers when they come up in the spring. Funny though it doesn't look like a fence. As a matter of fact it reminds me of something else..... hmmmmm, well it'll come to me sooner or later.
I'm off to celbrate me edumakation, catch y'all Saturday. I'm out{{{{}}}}~~~~~
croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 19:58:43 (EDT)
congratulence croc. may summa cum loudly.
frag
- Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 19:56:12 (EDT)
With a half hour till I get out of here for 4 days straight in a row for the first time in 6 months. Grad-gee-ation is tomorrow, so when you see me at the g!g Saturday I expect the courtesy due to someone as smot as me. Who knows, maybe I'll remote lurk somewhere before then with a cold glass of BS by my side.
croc, croc, and even more croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 19:32:17 (EDT)
be careful what you unzip
croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 17:47:48 (EDT)
I'm just 24 1/2 hours short of my G-spot
croc will be cumming loudly
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 17:31:01 (EDT)
do you think the "relief" part was what took so long on the clean up?
"The bizarre cargo brought much-needed light relief to those working at the scene as one of the blow-up dolls was rescued from the charred wreckage."
croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 17:29:39 (EDT)
A burning cargo of sex toys closed one of the country’s busiest sections of motorway and brought the Midlands to a standstill today.
luckily these trucks did not collide...
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 17:15:12 (EDT)
alright lurkers you have one day JUST ONE GODDAMN DAY to get your final lurks in before Benny slams your collective @sses into oblivion...
Vic that Sh!t
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 17:04:53 (EDT)
Nice and cool in the Blob by the Sea.
Tron
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 16:44:38 (EDT)
My crabs haven't been doing too well lately, either.
Spogga
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 16:15:22 (EDT)
"No one was hurt in the rollover."? bet the crabs feel a little differently about that
steamed crocery
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 15:54:44 (EDT)
It's 95 degrees out with almost 100% humidity...I'll bet those snow crabs smell great.
The Kid
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 15:52:58 (EDT)
I left the air conditioned security of the vault briefly, and let me be the first to say- I can't wait for it to snow.
my crocery is melted and it can't freeze up
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 15:48:09 (EDT)
secrecy is as secrecy does
i iz stupit az stupit does
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 15:42:45 (EDT)
and then there's
the crumbled remnants of crocery
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 15:24:41 (EDT)
damn this Mauve sh!t was hardly worth the peek and sending that counter one closer to the beloved ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND peeks...
Sally Forth
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 15:07:40 (EDT)
yeah, yeah, SURE I am! Just try and link that mug directly and you'll be staring a red x-box in the face mister!
craced crocery
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 15:02:59 (EDT)
dog will get you for that
woof
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 15:00:54 (EDT)
Jeez croc, you're falling apart!
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 15:00:06 (EDT)
No REALLY that pic is WORTH THE LINK (sheesh, I didn't know her mug was such a protected property). And just try and copy the lyrics from from this fanatical fan site. go ahead, just try
croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 14:59:52 (EDT)
Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didn't care if the whole world looked.
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked.
Isadora was the first bra burner
And you're glad she showed up. (Oh yeah)
And when the country was falling apart
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.
And then there's Mauve.
And then there's Mauve.
And then there's Mauve.
And then there's Mauve.
And then there's Mauve.
And then there's Mauve.
And then there's
That old compromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizing,
Right on Mauve!!!
croc-o-mauve
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 14:55:30 (EDT)
I don't know why my Mauve pic didn't show, but it's worth a link
croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 14:49:03 (EDT)
WRONG!! Stiffle, dingbat. It's "and then there's Maude".
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 14:33:42 (EDT)
It goes like this you stupid fucks- "and then came Maude"
Serious TV viewer <getit@right.com>
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 14:29:10 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 14:25:29 (EDT)
here's the "close up" of the Benny Sizzler from the sticker of the week archive on stickerguy.com...not too shabby...
<slick@vic.com>
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 14:23:55 (EDT)
And then HERE'S Mauve!
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 14:23:45 (EDT)
And then that Mauve!
color me croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 14:04:37 (EDT)
reminder to self- never tell your wife how fvcking ugly mauve is and then hand her a knife
croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 14:00:07 (EDT)
i could only see her from the knees down but her ankles looked pretty stylin'
i'd tickle her ivories
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 13:55:36 (EDT)
Key here is the last sentence. which basically means if I make another 5K i'll be paying a higher rate than the richest fvcks on earth. I think that's called justice (read- just-uz)
In 2000, the top 400 on average paid 22.3 percent of their income in federal income tax, down from 26.4 percent in 1992 and a peak of 29.9 percent in 1995. Two factors explain most of this decline, according to the I.R.S.: reduced tax rates on long-term capital gains and bigger gifts to charity.
Had President Bush's latest tax cuts been in effect in 2000, the average tax bill for the top 400 would have been about $30.4 million a savings of $8.3 million, or more than a fifth, according to an analysis of the I.R.S. data by The New York Times. That would have resulted in an average tax rate of 17.5 percent.
i ain't got a croc ta sh!t in
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 13:49:08 (EDT)
OK, we got one for Fecal Occult Blood, and one for Rectal Salami. I guess the third and final vote lies squarely on the shoulders of one Pete Burr. God save us all.
The Kid
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 13:29:15 (EDT)
Kid I can think of better names...how about "Zipper Ripper"?
Dan
02911, RI USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 13:27:06 (EDT)
No The Kid, this is our new band name.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 13:24:46 (EDT)
How dare they question the integrity of one of my heros!!
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 13:22:47 (EDT)
RECTAL SALAMI=NEW BAND NAME
The Kid
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 13:22:04 (EDT)
Frag, I did some hard time in your neck of the woods last night at the Pilgrim Senior Center
Ole Lady Shroeder®
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 13:19:02 (EDT)
And for all the nerds in attendance-tomorrow night, 7-9pm, fly-in at Quonset. Be there down the end of runway by General Dynamics. I'll be the one standing atop the Pinto flashing my tits at C5 crews.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 13:12:22 (EDT)
you are so fired
You meat boos
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 13:09:51 (EDT)
Jist got me minute to check this here log and post a few golden nuggets...Lester, was you meat boos CRYING yesterday or what on acounta the mighty Middleblob took her down and HARD.
MJ® <join@NARBLA.com>
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 13:09:16 (EDT)
I thought this paragraph rather interesting--
Tularemia is caused by the organism Francisella tularensis, a bacteria studied widely during World War II as a biological weapon. Depending on how a person is infected, it can cause flu-like symptoms, skin ulcers, swollen eyes and a sore throat.
Do you suppose the "terrorists" have had a hand in the recent plague of plagues?
croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 13:07:33 (EDT)
Red Sox game staring in 5.....4.....3.....2......
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 13:07:03 (EDT)
I think he's more likely to have this condition.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 13:00:12 (EDT)
i got wabbit fever
frag
- Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:53:27 (EDT)
well crocodile, did you think that this "persona" just might have what's referred to in medical terms as, "RABBIT FEVER"?
Vic
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:50:14 (EDT)
Kid, I'm catching a bit of reek off the dueling spogga bit too. Seems to me the old URL would be an easy enough trace from the BRU board if they really were hunting this persona down.
croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:49:00 (EDT)
there's been a lot of talk about mulch...maybe too much talk...that mulch is not protest mulch...that mulch...just MIGHT get picked up tonight...
VV I L L A R D B O N O
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:45:04 (EDT)
I'll bet you liked little sister on the turn-o-the-century piano stylin'...
Vic Willy
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:43:45 (EDT)
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons of ejaculate are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads.
salty brine <don't drink@the water.jiz>
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:38:55 (EDT)
would that be musically or...?
that band was looser than SOMEONE'S meatflaps
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:35:41 (EDT)
They should add this one to the books "The wearing of just a single dreadlock in Providence shall be punishable by the cutting off and subsequent flogging of the guilty party with said dreadlock."
The Kid
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:28:57 (EDT)
Now it's: Spooga 2, Gulla 0
Reeksy
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:21:26 (EDT)
bonzy, yo Willy jammed with the FAMILY!
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:21:06 (EDT)
Here's a quote from the beach yesterday after seeing a tall, amorphic man, dip two 20oz. plastic cups into the ocean and commence gulping that shit down with total abandon. "Even though that's abnormal, it's still wrong"
Don
Middleblob, USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:19:37 (EDT)
I like the "under the radar in Providence" Spogga
The Kid
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:18:44 (EDT)
No shit. Last weeks "interview" was the best piece The Gulla ever got his hands on. (Including BS) I know ole Loobster had an issue with that Dunkin Donuts thing, but that was pretty funny. And I'm sure Lightning Bolt ain't too upset neither.
Don
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:08:58 (EDT)
you were at PPAC, Willard? i thought i saw you up front in the pit shakin' your namesake
bonz
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:06:16 (EDT)
I CAN"T BELIEVE IT"S NOT SPOGGA!!!
of course you know who i am <my hero@artificial.spread>
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:03:00 (EDT)
spogga fuckin' WHO-the-fuck-ooggaa
the real Vic Firth
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 12:00:16 (EDT)
I like the other spogga better
croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 11:53:12 (EDT)
stoned to de bejezzus belt, i yam
Carl Spackler <deathbed@totalconciousness.lama>
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 11:52:35 (EDT)
"I feel I’m still at the end of this incubation cycle, but also trying to record my new ideas and get more into a new breed of hip-hop. One of my new pieces — "It ain’t hip-hop with out the bee-bop, it ain’t bee-bop with out the jazz, it ain’t jazz without no PUNK ROCK!! KICKIN’ YOU IN THA AZZZZZ!" — exemplifies things I am not ready to talk about, but I want people to hear."
The worst song title ever
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 11:50:23 (EDT)
Now HERE is some news of serious import. would you believe Lingerie Bowl 2004? where the hell do I get tickets for this one?
It's so refreshing to see that we have some quality sports entertainment on the horizon (and one more reason football is THE superior sport)
croc on line with ticketmaster
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 11:45:55 (EDT)
hey everybody here's a pic of me hard at work at my desk
"chipmunk" smith
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 11:44:29 (EDT)
Tanks for nuttin!
Danny Noonan
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 11:43:13 (EDT)
Follow up to the Spogga fiasco...
The Kid <boo@fuckinwho.com>
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 11:41:43 (EDT)
Don ain't no BlowJo man...hey Willy was great the other night huh...the drummers playing that one snare drum...like well...almost like there t'weren't no other drums around
Willard
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 11:39:31 (EDT)
Ted Rall says what no Congressman has the nutsack to say.
croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 11:30:22 (EDT)
I ain't signing up, registering, submitting shit to no ProJos for some fucking m*s*c review or any other bullshit article.
Don <caddy@shack.com>
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 11:24:01 (EDT)
posting to this LOGGY log on a slow Mac is like pissin' kidney stones
Vlic <waiting@Godot.com>
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 11:20:45 (EDT)
"Stop right there," said Specialist Arthur Myers of New Jersey. "If you take a picture, I will break your camera."... more on the illict sheep smuggling/bondage/sexual border crossing mystery shit at the end of the world..."If you go and ask them for a glass of water, they wouldn't give it to you,"
starve a cold, bomb a fever
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 11:10:04 (EDT)
hey, he finally figgered out how to stop ending every review with "deadlines forced me to leave before the encore". nice. wonder if they'll even bother to hire a replacement music crit for watson. they have massimo already and chipmunk's been forced into double-duty along w/ that wicked arduous TV crit gig.
frag
- Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 11:09:04 (EDT)
old and new, mercifully short version of to all the girls, here's the review from the projo. that dude can play the blues fo' sho'. and the drummer played nothing but a snare the whole night(changed sticks a bunch)
honkin' and tonkin'
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 11:00:34 (EDT)
Post coital hugging Seaman. Not gay?
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 10:58:01 (EDT)
looks like the "real" homosexuals finally got a legal break--
The case began when a neighbor with a grudge faked a distress call to police, telling them that a man was "going crazy" in Lawrence's apartment. Police went to the apartment, pushed open the door and found the two men having anal sex.
croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 10:57:34 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 10:57:24 (EDT)
This story is seriously bizarre. Make sure to watch the video for the full effect.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 10:55:26 (EDT)
I was commenting more on the word metrosexual than the fact that beckham is a flamer, but yeah what you said. heard a bit on GBH radio this morning about "metrosexuals" (guys who have gone gay in every sense of the word except the one that counts) Immediately a bunch of old Rocket posers came to mind who used to use that look to lure in the faghags then spring the willy on them.
croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 10:52:19 (EDT)
Willie is without a doubt the main man. Did he do any of the old 70's stuff or just the mainsteam hits.
Don and Family
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 10:49:06 (EDT)
bend it like the ManUre assclowns now have an extry 40+ million british pounds sterling to spend. bastage reds. don and i may finally agree on something footie-related.
frag
- Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 10:46:18 (EDT)
Lurk meet the METROSEXUAL--
"Outing someone is not a thing to be contemplated lightly, but I feel it is my duty to let the world know that David Beckham, role model to hundreds of millions of impressionable boys around the world, heartthrob for equal numbers of young girls, is not heterosexual after all. No, ladies and gents, the captain of the England football squad is actually a screaming, shrieking, flaming, freaking metrosexual. (He'll thank me for doing this one day, if only because he didn't have to tell his mother himself.)"
croc
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 10:37:04 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 10:36:21 (EDT)
"I'm in charge here!"
Scott Haig
Fox Point, RI USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 10:34:41 (EDT)
Cool Bibleman link, I just took the test in the combat manual and got 6 out of 7 right. That puts me in the Senior Bible Corps. It lets you print out a nifty certificate with your name on it. Mine says "...This certificate is conferred upon Satan's Spawn". I left the window open, any requests for certificates with "special names" on them?
croc aka satan's spawn
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 10:25:44 (EDT)
sakonnet river, near the gas pipeline. lost about a pint of blood to the skeeters but it was worth it. and speaking of willies, Mr. Nelson rocked the house at PPAC tuesday. that old man can shred!
bonz
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 10:23:02 (EDT)
There are BLOOPERS for crying out loud!!!! AND it's fucking WILLIE AMES!!! CHARLES BETTER GET BACK IN CHARGE.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 09:48:17 (EDT)
Hey Bonz, where'd you catch that blue
Geno the Fishin' Musician <hurricane@barrier.com>
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 09:46:03 (EDT)
AHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! Stop the bus. I want off. Now.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 09:44:46 (EDT)
This game rules.
Lobster
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 09:04:39 (EDT)
shit...
Chong <asswaste>
poop, crap brown - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 08:53:42 (EDT)
LOB, you're lurkin' way too early.
Vic
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 08:47:23 (EDT)
Old Lady Schroeder ain't gona be happy about this.
lies more lies obfuscation lies lies spin lies more lies......
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 08:40:09 (EDT)
Croc, you need one of there.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 07:59:10 (EDT)
The Bible According to Cheese.
L:ester
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 07:57:51 (EDT)
Parking won't be too bad on Saturday night. It's not like there's a WaterFire that night or anything. Oh, wait. . .
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 07:45:22 (EDT)
whoowhee! just caught a 33inch 9pound bluefish! spark up the smoker~!
fishbonz
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 22:47:57 (EDT)
that wasn't drool on the balls don.
frag
- Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 21:08:10 (EDT)
Did I mention his balls were retarded?
Don <retarded@sperm.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 20:45:22 (EDT)
uh-oh. if that's a centrifuge i've sold a couple them tings on e-bay disguised as lathe and mill accessories. not for nothing but there are at least a dozen metal fab shops in prov alone that could cook that shit up -- with a fourth grader at the controls -- in about 90 minutes flat.
frag
- Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 20:33:10 (EDT)
OK I lied one last lurk
more on the centrifuge WMD spin
"Assembled, the components would not be useful in making much uranium. Hundreds of centrifuges are necessary to make enough to construct a nuclear weapon in such programs."
--in other words they had the picture of how to make one and a couple of the parts to make one, but they would have needed hundreds of centrifuges(and the Uranium) to make one bomb.
more weak weak weak shiz
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 20:08:23 (EDT)
signing off, I'm out{{{{}}}}~~~
lone lurker
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 20:03:12 (EDT)
how about Richard Cheese doing a lounge cover of Nine Inch Nails' tune Closer
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 19:51:38 (EDT)
have a listen to Hayseed Dixie doing You Shook Me All Night Long or check out the rest of the disc
crocseed coxie
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 19:07:42 (EDT)
WOW! Good thing we killed 10,000 Iraqis before somebody had a chance to dig that up, get the rest of the parts, get the Uranium, get the technical know-how, fit it into a warhead, and deploy that thing on us
45 minutes to impending doom
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 18:44:15 (EDT)
damn those brackets
close enuf
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 18:41:47 (EDT)
are ya ready fer this?
here are the WMD,br>
12year old centrifuge parts that miraculously look brandy new even though they were buried in a barrel under a rose bush FOR 12 YEARS!!
croc-o-sh!t found (?) by CIA
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 18:41:21 (EDT)
turns out the pResident Dope is a dope dealer
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 18:13:08 (EDT)
Nicknamed the "Vibrator" by the pilots who flew it, the BT-13 was powered by a Pratt & Whitney R-985 engine
450 horsepower, MJ? <ride that@hobby.horse>
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 18:04:26 (EDT)
you guys is all nerds, whatsa matter, your TV broke?
sluggo
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 17:28:17 (EDT)
flap this pal! i want mulch thank you very mulch!
Sally Forth
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 16:51:19 (EDT)
"made me spit my salad all over the screen"- is that what they call it when your little personal P-47 gets your flaps in a tizzy?
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 16:17:55 (EDT)
fuck I meant Ultralight.
Dan
02903, RI USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 16:14:04 (EDT)
technically, it was my great Uncle Albert. Oooh I like old warplanes...If I were a rich man, I would do little that required the wearing of pants. But of the activities that require pants, they would involve lots of ducatis, dirt bikes, M3's, AK47's, old Gibson guitars, and getting a pilot's license and a Cessna. On a side note, my girlfriend's dad has a superlight. I don't know if I am man enough to try flying something anyone can build and the FAA doesnt have any regulations for...
Dan
02766, MA USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 16:12:06 (EDT)
I heard that.
MJ® <you@rat.bastard>
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 16:03:37 (EDT)
I guess I was right about that P-47 having a.... ahem, stimulating quality for MJ. She had posted 10 times in a half hour in a building frenzy. Since I posted the perv's fantasy scenario (another half hour already) she ain't posted nuttin. You know what that means.........
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 16:02:27 (EDT)
I may observe the "show" from the high seas. Now good day, sir.
Vic Forth
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 16:00:18 (EDT)
That fucking P47 Penthouse letter was so fucking funny. The "sloppy seconds" comment made me spit my salad all over the screen, Dear Lord. Kudo's, croc. And Kid, Vic, you are one in the same now. I knew you would come together. If we can rock together, why can't we airshow together?* Alas, the meat world calls. I am torn from the lurk. Lurk on valiant ones.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:57:43 (EDT)
C'mon Victoria...we've already established what a nerd I am. Christ, have we forgotten the CAP fiasco already? And MJ, well, I haven't seen anybody about a trip to the Airshow in, well EVER. There's no need to be ashamed.
The Kid
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:51:44 (EDT)
lies all of it
that little nerd Vic
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:48:39 (EDT)
With the growing frequency and urgency of MJ's posts, I think I can guess the shape of her vibratory companion. I imagine her equivalent of a penthouse forum letter to look something like this
I especially like the going back for sloppy seconds part-- "...the Thunderbolt, although damaged, rejoined the fight and shot another enemy fighter."
The Mighty Quim
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:29:12 (EDT)
At the risk of outing VIC as a closet nerd did you lurkers know he has a private pilot's license?!!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:27:35 (EDT)
Hey nightime lurker, why don't you ply on some of that liquid bomb shelter and join the living at the A-show? Of course we're going to cheer on Dan in his '72 fudge brown Camaro the next night if you feel more comfortable amongst a higher class of folk at S Speedway...
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:26:10 (EDT)
Jesus H. put a can on the airshow enthusiasm for the love of holy ailerons! and yes MULCH MY @SS!
Vic Firth
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:24:23 (EDT)
HAHAHAHA! !!!!!!!! FUCK YOU LURKUS WELBY!!!!!!!!!HAHA!! Last year I got The Oreck XL's pilot, Frank Ryder's autograph for my sister because she has an ORECK vaccum system!!!!!!!!!!!! And fuck you Sean TUCKER you will LOSE AGAIN!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:23:09 (EDT)
hey MJ, click here before you use up all the !!!'s
Lurkus Welby
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:17:24 (EDT)
I may stupit, but I ain't stupid. I got two skin shades, translucent and glowing crimson, well three if you can figure a color to describe that molting stage. If they do one of them there airshows at night I'm down, otherwise croc will stick to the shady swamps. Just close your eyes a minute and imagine me molting..... now we don't want that kind of picture coming to life, now do we?
speedway is a maybe though
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:17:04 (EDT)
NARBLA=LURK OF THE DAY
MJ® <fucking@sofunny.gut>
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:16:53 (EDT)
WILLY! WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU GOT A HANKERIN' FOR SOME OF MJ®'s DUSKY MULCH!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:10:31 (EDT)
Easy MJ. I get excited about a jet engine on a truck, too. That's why I can never beat that motherfucker.
Sean D. Tucker
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:09:53 (EDT)
LESTER! YOUR MEAT BOSS GOT BROUGHT DOWN HARD LAST NIGHT BY THE MIGHTY MIDDLEBLOB MAFIA!!!!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:09:05 (EDT)
One more airshow related post!!! My friend almost BOUGHT a Sabre from some Columbian Air Force general for a box of peaches and a PLAYBOY in '95!!!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:07:47 (EDT)
And PS-what time SHOULD we meet under the fucking Al Cerrone gorilla then?!! WHAT TIME??!!!!! DAN my dad was a P47 crew chief! My brother is a 737 Captain! Your uncle is cool too!! So is the KID because he was a CAPPIE!
MJ® <weeeeeeeee!@calmdown.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:04:28 (EDT)
Dear MOTHER OF GOD THE FUCKING JET TRUCK!!!!!Fucking WES SHOCKLEY AND THE SHOCKWAVE FUCKING JET TRUCK! two tears ago fucking ROBBIE form the now canceled TV show "Providence" was the fucking featured celebrity pasenger in the fucking thing when it raced the Oracle fucking aerobatic plane!!!
MJ® <fucking @swearing.fuck>
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 15:00:42 (EDT)
so whe else saw Willy last night?
that A hole Vic again on the phone <the not so @ famous Willard>
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 14:56:49 (EDT)
be careful, Kid
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 14:52:36 (EDT)
At the risk of ending up like that small boy on Saturday night, I claim responsibility for NARBLA.
The Kid
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 14:35:23 (EDT)
I don't want everybody gettin' all sunburned at the airshow and missin' the big gig now ya hear?
creepy Vic
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 14:35:13 (EDT)
someboby take credit for that NARBLA thing...damn funny,it was
bernie taupin <rockyoulikean@invertebrate.shizz>
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 14:24:56 (EDT)
Note to self: DON'T try to smoke next time I huff paint.
The Kid
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 14:20:02 (EDT)
just a lowly stable boy. but HIGH, oh yes. much smokings and tokings to stop the hurtings in my poor wretched head
Gurgi is my sheperd
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 14:18:14 (EDT)
Check this shit out!
Dan
02301, MA USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 14:14:28 (EDT)
Legal definitions:
The relevant article of international law is Protocol 1 Additional to the Geneva Convention 1977.
Article 51 says: "The civilian population shall not be the subject of attack."
Article 57 deals with the precautions which have to be taken. The attackers "should do everything feasible to verify that the objectives to be attacked are neither civilians nor civilian objects."
The United States has not ratified the additional protocol, but Mr Cordone said that international law regarded the protocol as binding in the custom and conduct of war.
elvis/pelvis...saddam/bottom
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 14:10:37 (EDT)
what are you fuckin High King Taran the Wanderer?
frag
- Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 14:08:17 (EDT)
Hey little girl
You want some yogurt for dessert?
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 14:06:47 (EDT)
put this in your maw and chomp it...
who elected the killer klowns?
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 14:04:26 (EDT)
My favorite thing to do at the airshow is to pick up crusty 6 year olds.
The Kid
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 14:01:10 (EDT)
The Afghan war crippled Al Qaeda, but the Iraq invasion "has been a gift" to bin Laden, says Saad al-Fagih, director of the Movement for Islamic Reform in Arabia.
dubya claus
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 14:00:58 (EDT)
I thought "her soogy bun" sounded more creepy than "their soggy bun"
Donny Brown <my@perogative>
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 13:58:57 (EDT)
Croc, I thought you said you weren't going to do this again after the last incident.
NARBLA
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 13:58:46 (EDT)
My favorite thing to do at the airshow is to pick up half eaten sausages off the tarmac that some crusty 6 year old dropped out her soggy bun.
Don
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 13:54:40 (EDT)
"I'm not going to get into what the Syrians have done and what they haven't done," Mr Rumsfeld told a Pentagon briefing.
heavily INTO syrians <been there@done that.org>
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 13:52:31 (EDT)
one of my predicted revisions--
"Mr Rumsfeld said he had no reason to believe the former president had been killed."
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 13:52:30 (EDT)
yes, sort of like that, only with more hair, naked, and of course with lubricants
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 13:49:25 (EDT)
"We don't discuss the rules of engagement... Borders are, you know, not always distinct in life."-Rummy Bumsfield...could one of our fearless leaders be a swinger? looking for a little syrian sangwich type snack perhaps?
bord,er,shitlessbonz
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 13:45:35 (EDT)
WEEEEELLL, swing your big tail round and round/one more racist in the ground/roast a sheep and slap your knee/rednecks just can't run from me/segregation is for bastards/put them suckers out to pasture
hey croc is this how it goes?
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 13:38:39 (EDT)
Eminem doing the jocko bit
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 13:34:54 (EDT)
really, tho',the Prydain books by Lloyd Alexander are the SHIZZNIT! ever read 'em? there's 5 books in the series
jbonz
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 13:26:24 (EDT)
C.S. Lewis' sci-fi trilogy is better than lion bitch and ward's robe. Out Of The Silent planet is the first book. Use Harry potter books to stoke the fir to read by.
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 13:21:41 (EDT)
i will knock up the lion, smack down the witch and descend on the wardrobe like a plague of mothra. harry's potter needs a shave. I RULE THE KINGDOM!
Taran the Wanderer <hornedkingcanblowme@prydain.caerdallben>
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 13:09:34 (EDT)
Why 3pm? doesnt the show END at 3? And dont you have somewhere to be just a few hrs later? I'll be swearing all day, never mind when the Harrier is doing its thing. Last yr was cool b/c they had the F86 Sabre do the 'heritage flight' thing. My uncle Albert flew Sabre's in Korea...laying waste to Commie Migs for 2 yrs.
Dan
02911, RI USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 12:50:36 (EDT)
Vic kind of guy kill lurk dead.
Vic speaking in 3rd person AND not unlike Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 12:50:21 (EDT)
well I can see that image sent everybody off to wretch in the corner. I know I posted the link to MoveOn.org before, but they're doing a primary today to get an early jump on the chimp. The response so far has been large enough that the site locked up for a while. Here's the story and the message board is producing more laughs than usual too.
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 12:33:16 (EDT)
Well, I'm off to cover my old comic books in yogurt.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 11:26:39 (EDT)
sum italian bacteria are really cultured
petri was a paison
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 11:19:18 (EDT)
check this link for a graphic interpretation of the incident
dolly, we hardly knew ye
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 11:10:15 (EDT)
more on exploding sheep
when shrubs sleep, do they dream of flaming sheep?
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 11:07:06 (EDT)
crocodile, mission accomplished...we can't have you dancing around like some animated hirsute jabba the hut, so to speak...now, to the bar!
Vic in that really cool trench coat back in high school
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 11:00:29 (EDT)
The planned force was originally entitled the New Iraqi Corps, whose initals in English produce a colourful Arabic synonym for fornication.
truly fVcked
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 10:53:17 (EDT)
vic ya just killed my happy dance
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 10:41:44 (EDT)
fraggle loves high ozone days...chong and croc sittin' in a tree...you know the rest...and Kid, couldn't agree more...Don, fetch my balls
VLING
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 10:36:14 (EDT)
I FORGOT ABOUT THE JET-TRUCK!!!! Fuckin' JET TRUCK!!!
The Kid
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 10:35:24 (EDT)
In case you're
interested
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 10:32:19 (EDT)
find a bus to the blob at 3:30AM and i will definitely pay for it. speaking of the blob, anybody see the blob all over channel 10 last night regarding MTV moving in next month?
frag
- Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 10:28:28 (EDT)
OK, I just added "the happy croc dance" to my list of things I never want to bear witness to.
The Kid
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 10:27:37 (EDT)
Croc, you give chong ride to show so he can get good and plastad. Chong pay you 2 dolla. Chong know where you live. Chong know when you sleep.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 10:27:01 (EDT)
Poor Trent Lott. I hope he's okay.
Don
Cracker Hater, USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 10:19:04 (EDT)
YAHOOOOOO!! Lester's dead!
Later, he embarked on a short-lived nightclub comedy career with a black man he pardoned from jail while he was governor. They billed themselves as "The Governor and the Dishwasher."
doing the happy croc dance
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 10:12:12 (EDT)
'79 you wish. That old ball bag was washed up by '79. 1974: 3 grand slams US Open at Forest Fucking Hills. His balls in my 9 year old mitts for at least three hours of sweaty bliss.
Don
USLTgAy, USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 10:08:26 (EDT)
Summation of the parade of pitiful excuses thus far, one word- lame
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 10:06:44 (EDT)
MJ, mulch today. Got a spare shovel?
VD
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 10:05:33 (EDT)
Chong go to show creepy and alone or face karate chop. That's right, karate chop.
that creepy dude "Vic"
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 10:04:58 (EDT)
Park at Lorraine's, drink cheap beer, THEN walk over to the Met.
croc's parking plan
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 10:03:29 (EDT)
A real men wishes all a Fucking good morning except maybe not that teeth-against-animal-bone scraping-croc. Anyway. fucking CAPPIES RULE! And fuck YES You yell and swear SO LOUD when the harrier is over head! Right next to children. So funny! Under the Al Cerrone gorilla at 3pm muthafuckers. Oh yeah, and parking is for losers at the gig. take the bus.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 09:56:21 (EDT)
Lion witch and wardrobe kick harry potters ass. PLus I have been told that only creepy people go to shows alone.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 09:54:48 (EDT)
park way up clifford by garrahy. recite usual devotions in front of former neutral nation rehearsal space. proceed to met via any way *except* walking past travelers' aid. easy. bye now...
frag
- Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 09:44:55 (EDT)
ummm
Cong <OK>
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 09:25:43 (EDT)
WTF is right The Kid The Kid...and Chong? you better GET your @ss to Benny or face consequential consequences! parking or NO parking!
Vic Drizzle
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 09:16:02 (EDT)
Maybe the heat is getting to you Kid.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 09:11:05 (EDT)
WTF, that makes two days in a row I've done that.
The Slow Kid
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 08:19:22 (EDT)
That's pretty much all CAP did, Chong. Well, that, and telling people to put their cig-rits out near the flight-line.
The Kid
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 08:18:31 (EDT)
That's pretty much all CAP did, Chong. Well, that, and telling people to put their cig-rits out near the flight-line.
The Kid
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 08:18:30 (EDT)
and two cent til off for the meat day .. i (heart) wimbledon as a civilized concept in an overwhelmingly uncivilized world, and used to (heart) watching lefty connors do epic battle with borg. epic.
B-minus 3 days.
frag
- Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 08:18:18 (EDT)
vintage rant chong, vintage. hope the decks survive.
frag
- Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 08:15:44 (EDT)
green fuzzy balls
looking for a new racket
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 08:15:32 (EDT)
Fuck! Chong just pushed the lid of coffee into the coffee and spilled it all over my edit decks and also my pants. Fucking columbians!!!
chong
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 07:29:07 (EDT)
I men "vinyl" siding. Chong hated to have misspell.
chong
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 07:22:18 (EDT)
Chong have to stay home on saturday since he is not allowed to drive after sundown. Would go alone since all busy friends are too busy. Truth is chong hates parking in providence so much that would rather stay home that drive around for a half hour looking for parking. BUt i wii make an apperance at arishow probably because it is in the daylight. Went a few times in the 80's with my feiend Ian and my father. When the harrier would hover it was really loud so we would say things like "fuck" and "eat shit chong" really loud cause nobody could hear a word. Watched Evild Dead again last night. that movie still gives me the creeps. Yesterday after wok I mowed the lawn, washed the station wagon, power washed the vynil siding, scrubbed the tub, and watched Evil Dead again. That movie still gives me the creeps. Also we would walk in the C5-A and say "damn this is a big plane". no swearing this time cause the CAP were around and you don't mess with those dudes. Anyone who wears a uniform when they dont really have to is a fucking nut! What do you guys do anyway? " well if someone is missing we rent a cessna and do some areial searching". that sound like noble idea, ever find anything? "No my wingman once found a couple of sunbathers though, it was pretty cool."
Chong
USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 07:20:30 (EDT)
I wonder what ever happened to that little ball boy I had back in '79? All's I remember is that damn kid had a tattoo of Tattoo and handled a ball like an old sailor...
Jimmy Connors
Palm Springs, CA USA - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 02:22:43 (EDT)
No!
frag
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 21:27:52 (EDT)
YES. They were fuzzy. YES. I put them in my pocket. YES I threw them around to the other ball boys. YES. He patted me on the head after we were done.
Lil' Don
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 20:43:44 (EDT)
I was his ball boy. I think that says way too much as it is.
Don Balls
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 20:40:34 (EDT)
so no more of the jimmy connors story? i'm DYIN ovah HEAH..
frag
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 20:36:05 (EDT)
That Guardian article makes me so proud of my country. Do you think US long pigs is smart enough to finger this out and or care?
Don
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 20:17:59 (EDT)
just ONE clear shot, that's ALL I ask. Then you can put me first in line when you kill off the long-pigs. I'm out{{{{}}}}~~~~
forming a new terrorist cell intent on reeking
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 20:15:19 (EDT)
You god-damned sheep fuckers better bring me the towel rimmed head of some evil doing bahhhhstards.
Commando in Chief <hunt@re-election.com>
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 20:04:52 (EDT)
Yeah and Save The Children as we all know are communist dupes and actually Al Queda cell members
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 20:01:18 (EDT)
Guardian article, same subject
my miserable long-pig existence for one clear shot at the shrub
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 20:00:03 (EDT)
What's so slimey about the American Enterprise Institute? Sounds like a nice group of professional fascists.
Don
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 19:58:46 (EDT)
Just when you thought the slimy underbelly of this administration could sink no lower
shrub killed my meat buzz, the fvck
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 19:30:06 (EDT)
spallcheck- satiSfying
satiated lurker
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 19:21:47 (EDT)
ahhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing like gnawing the flesh of docile creatures to put you at ease. There's just something about canine teeth scraping against rib bones that has a quiet satifying quality.
ready for long-pig nap
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 19:21:12 (EDT)
My lucky number...
Lurker #60069!
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 19:00:17 (EDT)
Wes' Ribs (and chicken) for dinner tonight. this murdering long-pig is in a very happy place right now
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 18:37:41 (EDT)
They could have nailed Osama BEFORE 9/11!!! This country sucks worse the more you learn about the scum running the show.
BUCK FUSH-- REGIME CHANGE IN '04!!
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 18:29:58 (EDT)
catch y'all later, i'm goin' to see willy
nelson , that is <whiskey@river.jump in>
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 18:03:46 (EDT)
episode seven
albatross!
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 17:59:50 (EDT)
anyone read this book?
this sheep looks scared
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 17:50:19 (EDT)
part 2- And why Scotsmen?
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 17:46:58 (EDT)
just desserts wins the.... the.... well, you win
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 17:45:52 (EDT)
TENNIS ANYONE?
just desserts
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 17:33:40 (EDT)
I didn't mention the sheep, but we all know there connection to Scotsmen
"Tiptoes" McCloud
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 17:29:41 (EDT)
the kilt joke brings the whole synchronicity of the day together. Alright who remembers the Blanc Manges and their connection to scottsmen and tennis?
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 17:22:00 (EDT)
alright fair lurkers...lurk on! LURK ON!
Vic E. Dee
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 17:20:55 (EDT)
I heard that
UNNNNNZIPPPPPPPP <sheep@love.cum>
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 17:20:30 (EDT)
why do scotsmen wear kilts? so the sheep won't hear the zipper.
he said sheepishly
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 17:04:27 (EDT)
actually MJ a tubba that magic goo to sample would be coo' I'll get one of me hand picked lackeys to apply thank you very much
Vic E. Dee
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 16:58:56 (EDT)
here's more on the sheep bandits,croc. seems sheep're worth $27 in iraq and $200 in jordan. we can just use our imaginations for a jpeg of our fearless leader shagging a sheep
woolybonz
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 16:56:59 (EDT)
Yep...sons of bitches. I got 60,001. I'm outta here.
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 16:56:10 (EDT)
looks like sum inattentive peeker blew the big one.
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 16:48:22 (EDT)
how 'bout a gotdamn haircut at least
Vic D.
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 16:47:57 (EDT)
alright who got it?
it was a damn peek attack
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 16:33:42 (EDT)
Gotta love that
refresh button
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 16:33:18 (EDT)
The sloooowwwww crawl to #60,000..............
C. Rickets
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 16:22:30 (EDT)
America, meet the new hardcore
rough translation: kill yankee long-pigs
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 15:46:48 (EDT)
there you are again Kid, your post crammed between Lester's post and my post.
croc talking post-humorously
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 15:34:13 (EDT)
Spike Jones rules and I spit in Der Fonie's Face
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 15:31:49 (EDT)
FUCKING DOUBLE POST!!!! grrrrr....
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 15:30:29 (EDT)
Leaving work. Going to bar. No chance at #60,000. Damn.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 15:29:51 (EDT)
So funny, because I am suing the makers of "The Karate Kid," the estate of Billy the Kid, Radiohead for the blantant rip of my name on the "Kid A" album, and Kid Rock for discracing my given name. I am claiming sole ownership of that name.
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 15:29:48 (EDT)
So funny, because I am suing the makers of "The Karate Kid," the estate of Billy the Kid, Radiohead for the blantant rip of my name on the "Kid A" album, and Kid Rock for discracing my given name. I am claiming sole ownership of that name.
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 15:29:32 (EDT)
The son of one of my heros (and I'm not kidding about that) gets in on the Spike Lee/TNN lawsuit.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 15:23:02 (EDT)
Who's it gonna be? Chong got 50K, so he's disqualified.
The Elusive 60K
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 15:19:35 (EDT)
Note to Vic: Back hair removal has been eliminated from my repetoire of personal grooming services. I suggest you ask the Al Cerrone gorilla where he get's his organs shorn.
Osama Bin MJ
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 15:07:10 (EDT)
HAH! Sheep smugglers!! I hope they can get to those trucks and find some evidence that there was sheep on them. But then again that might be why the US burned them, to destroy the evidence. Excellent find to whichever lurker found the article.
praying for roasted busheep
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 15:02:53 (EDT)
"We're not guilty," Hamad said. "Why are they attacking families? We want to know the reason they're attacking families."
maybe they weren't breast fed
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 14:51:29 (EDT)
this happened in a fairly remote border crossing. The US and Syria BOTH tried to keep this from getting any press. So now that the storiy is out they're trying to guess how much info is out there to guage how they should spin it. That's why they brought up the possibility of Saddam being in the convoy right away. If it was just sheep and we bombed across the Syrian boreder, chasing Saddam would be about the only way the American sheeple would have swallowed the screw up. As they get a handle on how much evidence is out there they'll back off a lot of their original statements. You can bet the families of the soldiers on both sides will never be told that it was during this incident they died. The US had seized some of the Syrians, should be interesting to watch how the US and Syrians play that part of the story.
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 14:43:22 (EDT)
Remember that Syria was never a big fan of Saddam's, but they loved the money they made on the pipeline that ran through their turf. All Syria gives a damn about is getting that oil flowing again (ditto for the shrub cartel)
croc concludes today's sermon
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 14:35:50 (EDT)
How much of it do you think is government cover=up and how much is just shitty journalism? Due to the new electronic age, it seems that many of the more reputable news outlets have adopted a "print first, clarify later" paradigm. By the way, check out this link. It saves a bunch of articles that have been somewhat dubiously deleted.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 14:34:00 (EDT)
The US bombed INSIDE Syria chasing the convoy. That causes mucho problems for the US and Syria. Neither gives a shit about human lives, it's just a matter of how it plays in Peoria (and Damascus). Ive taken to printing out or copying news of this sort because after the revisionist dust begins to settle, the original articles start disappearing off the websites of the big media outlets. I've even seen articles that disappeared be in a cache for a while and even that disappears later. I noticed one article already go from saying they would be testing DNA to they'd be testing HUMAN DNA. Guess they don't want any sheep DNA to hit the press. From the very first reports it said the attack was based on intercepted satellite phone communications, which they'd be fools to use. If Saddam had anything to do with that call it was to test the US reaction to that kind of info. I bet Saddam's boys learned plenty about how asinine the guys in charge are on the US side if that's the case.
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 14:21:58 (EDT)
Hey croc - a follow up. What the fuck?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 14:01:56 (EDT)
I read Lisa's diaries. She seemed like a total cunt.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:55:25 (EDT)
Nay, that wasn't me. I spend last evening on the couch watching "Rated X" and praying to god I saw some skin. I was not disappointed. And Lester, I fired myself before you could. And did who find a drummer? And where the hell is the Kid?
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:54:04 (EDT)
did someone order a package?
moby...
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:52:17 (EDT)
whut up, Kid, were you at trinity brewhaus last nite?
jbonz
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:49:47 (EDT)
no, VVillhemina, i stayed incognito. i was still a bit stunned from the performance orgy i witnessed at as220. lisa suckdog isn't as scary in person as you might think. reviewing the rogue gallery methinks it was the fellow sporting the haberdashery, i'm guessing it's the Kid?
i didn't bonz suckdog
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:45:56 (EDT)
I think the Kid should be fired for making a "Atom and his Package" reference.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:42:15 (EDT)
fired? hey that reminds me. Isn't it usually about this point in the process of the impending g!g that MJ fires off a round of "you are so fired" amongst the Sizzlers? BTW- did you guys ever find a drummer?
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:39:47 (EDT)
Sorry, I should be fired from the lurk for that terrible, terrible reference...
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:33:39 (EDT)
Christ, '78 and '79...I wasn't even alive at that point. I've seen gulleted kids play hustle sports before, though. There was a kid on my high school's basketball team that weighed like 300 lbs. And there weren't no muscle, either. He just used to lumber around like a fat sweaty pile of goo. It was horrid. But what do you do when you weigh 1,500 pounds? You play goalie.
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:31:55 (EDT)
Army? don't remember the name, but that was 24 years ago so if he went pro he's probably already back w**king at the 7-11.
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:31:09 (EDT)
Since I will be running to the bar regularly, you're on for the booze run. Lester you can blow the smoke out your ass. (I definitely got to remember to invest in the companies that make nicorette gum and the patch. Those stocks are gonna soar over the next couple of years)
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:29:15 (EDT)
a wickit good defenseman from EP actually. an army of twizzler-nozzled little timmys though.....zounds!
frag
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:26:23 (EDT)
I read Armageddon, pretty impressive stuff.
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:26:16 (EDT)
RIP - Leon Uris. I've only read "Trinity", but it was a damn fine book.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:19:12 (EDT)
fraggle, an army of little Timmies?
stoopit Vic
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:13:46 (EDT)
little timmy army rang a howitzer off my ankle one day. still hurts. did he ever turn pro croc? think he was like '80 or '81.
frag
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:12:22 (EDT)
Lester, always with your two red cents.
Villy
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:12:11 (EDT)
oh and by the way, Don may very well be as Chong would say, "back on juice" - just see Benny Sizzler front page for evidence...
Vic
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:11:18 (EDT)
And a pack of smokes for me.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:10:10 (EDT)
croc, the only running I want you to do is to the bar to GET MY LIQUOR!
Villy
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:08:57 (EDT)
yes I was on the tennis team for 3 years and yes we were state champs in '78 and '79. It's not that much of a stretch of the math to reasonably allow for the stretch of my gut to have occured since. Actually, even then I had the biggest gut on the team, but I could run all day which is the main bitch of playing best of 7 sets.
croc waxing over less portly days
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 13:04:23 (EDT)
bonzy, did you "approach" this miscreant?
VVILLARD
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 12:57:01 (EDT)
MP3s always kind of sucked anyway. They're sort of like the old 78s; okay for now, but something better is bound come along.
Linda Lossless
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 12:55:08 (EDT)
phish blows but FLAC compression plays back WAY better than MP3. lossless supposedly but i be no engineer.
frag
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 12:44:50 (EDT)
I was drinkin' beers last night, but not that Trinity Brewhouse swill.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 12:44:14 (EDT)
I only wish t'was I, only wish.
Viccar T. Drizz
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 12:43:37 (EDT)
note to fraggle
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 12:42:20 (EDT)
i thought i spotted a face from this website's rogue gallery at trinity brewhouse last nite. 'fess up now, who was drinkin' beers?
boozybonz
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 12:39:25 (EDT)
I get good money as the Al Cerrone gorilla and I don't even got to rent the monkey suit.
Vic D.
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 12:26:38 (EDT)
Hey MJ, I hope Willy isn't coming, because I might not be able to discern between him and the Al Cerrone gorilla at 3pm. If you're gonna bring him, you better wax and shave and electrolocize that shit before you do so I don't get all confused...
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 12:21:04 (EDT)
note to croc: volunteering to be the umpire chair is considered being "on the team"?
frag
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 12:18:35 (EDT)
Nobody erases my Soviet thigh sideburns like La Putana on Atwells!
Anna
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 12:17:00 (EDT)
hey BJ, why don't you slather some of that hair remover on my back and I'm dead serious
Vic Drizzle <hoary@back.com>
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 12:11:50 (EDT)
I need a vine-ripened, hand-picked, lawn chair lackey.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 11:57:33 (EDT)
Note to Chong- I don't know if they'll have a Spitfire but I do know they are having a vintage warbird flyover. There MIGHT just be a spitfire. C'mon! Let's all meet under the Al Cerrone gorilla at 3pm!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 11:55:23 (EDT)
Note to Vic- Why don't you blow yourself like that teen in that picture someone posted a while back.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 11:53:07 (EDT)
someone else hit the benny site and wants to send their résumé.
frag
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 11:53:06 (EDT)
HAHAHAHA you are ALL FUCKING HIGH!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! ANYWAY, Lester you are SOOO jealous. You wish YOU could hire someone to put YOUR zoning ordinance on the web
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 11:51:12 (EDT)
someone hit the Benny site and did NOT turn volume down resulting in mega-decibel "WHAT'RE YOU FUCKIN' HIGH?" echoing through brokerage firm
Viccar D.
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 11:46:29 (EDT)
get it straight, I won't curry favor with you, you won't curry favor with me...
Vic D. Rizzle
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 11:21:18 (EDT)
Yo Lester before you get to into the politician love fest, you should check the status and cosponsors of the bill. Looks like it's been sitting in committee since a couple of days after it was filed. No RI reps are sponsoring it either. If the legislation gets you all glassy-eyed write to your rep and ask the bitch why he isn't a cosponsor. Note also it was Bush the first who fvcked you for the premium on your premium.
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 11:21:15 (EDT)
Dan, I used to work with the lead singer of Waltham. Apparently, the story goes (because one of my friends engineered their first record) that he refused to cut the vocal tracks unless his girlfriend was giving him a blow job. He thought that his voice just didn't sound right unless his pud was stuffed down his chica's throat. Fuckin' rock star bitches. Not very punk rock at all.
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 10:59:45 (EDT)
not a giant 'smack fan by any means but Sully Erna's a solid dood. sorry dan. you also forgot to mention Wormtown's Bob Jordan, who makes Dylan look as penetrating as Sweet Baby James.
frag
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 10:59:35 (EDT)
Did any of youz see the movie 'Happiness' (todd Solondz film)? Fuckin-A, that's a fine film! Or 'Gummo', while we're discussing fine art?
DARKBUSTER JULY 12 fuck I cant wait. I am officially taking an 'in-house day off' today. My boss(es) are all off site and my underling called out sick. Lots of lurking and Waltham-bashing to ensue. Those assclowns sold 3000 CD's overnight on Amazon.com after their video was shown on MTV. It just continues to sully (no pun intended) the reputation of MA rock. We used to get Willy Alexander, The Cars, La Peste, Mission of Burma etc, now we get Godsmack and Waltham.
No wonder Darkbuster had to come back to kick their ass.
Daniel
02911, RI USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 10:45:59 (EDT)
two words: Anna Kournikova
frag
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 10:39:24 (EDT)
I now have a newfound respect for the government.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 10:32:17 (EDT)
Even Gary Ley isn't this stupid (w/ video).
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 10:28:19 (EDT)
US soldier checks Iraqi's "package"
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 10:20:13 (EDT)
Nope, nothin' gay about tennis.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 10:18:29 (EDT)
a candid from a recent croc family reunion
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 09:59:33 (EDT)
Chris Evert had all the balls in that family Don.
frag
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 09:57:57 (EDT)
I was Jimmy Connors ball boy. That's right. Now flog me with your gay posts.
Don
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 09:54:02 (EDT)
I was on the tennis team in high school and the coach Arnie McConnell was indeed gay. Not only did I play, but we were state champs my junior and senior year. All these years and I never knew.... does explain the fuzzy balls though.
making a reservation at the P-Town tennis courts as we speak
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 09:53:17 (EDT)
$5,000!! Are they fuckin' high?!?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 09:52:29 (EDT)
Croquet's gay, golf is only okay. Tennis is too strenuous. That's why we play BAD-minton.
Lord Bendover
Manor, USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 09:49:32 (EDT)
tennis=GAY
Andre F. Agassi
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 09:39:07 (EDT)
craybas lost 6-3, 6-3. not embarrassing i s'pose.
frag
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 09:25:15 (EDT)
not that there's anything wrong with that
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 09:23:44 (EDT)
Look at it this way Kid, now your post is crammed BETWEEN mine and Lester's posts.
let the post cramming commence
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 09:22:58 (EDT)
Lester, even more awesome I figured how I did it and can repeat the foul up.
croc/lester/404
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 09:19:47 (EDT)
And who was making fun of ME for being gay? "...cram our posts together...?" Well all right.
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 09:18:38 (EDT)
Somehow croc and I managed to cram both of our posts together to get that 404 message. Awesome.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 09:13:20 (EDT)
It does leave us all to wonder why local villagers would want Lester AND why the link takes you to CNN, but gives you a 404 error message.
croc 86 error message
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 09:06:34 (EDT)
Some local villagers have claimed the people killed in the attack were sheep smugglers. Pentagon officials said they might have been smugglers, but said U.S. intelligence strongly suggests high-level Iraqis, not sheep, were their cargo.
caa caa croc sheep
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 09:04:04 (EDT)
WTF was THAT??!! I think I found a new way to fuck up the lurk everybody. Of course I'll have to attempt to repeat the feat to figger out WTF I did.
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 08:59:46 (EDT)
Some local villagers have claimed Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 08:52:19 (EDT)
Another touching story of liberated Iraqi children
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 08:45:29 (EDT)
You can go to this link and click "Live Scoring" in the upper left hand corner to see live updates of the Williams VS. Craybas match.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 08:44:49 (EDT)
The truth of why they didn't tell us about last wednesday's convoy attack until yesterday. It also explains why they're saying it might have been Saddam or his sons. It looks like our boys not only crossed into Syria, but shot Syrian soldiers guarding the boreder. I heard one report this morning that the locals said the convoy was a sheep smuggling operation. should make for some interesting DNA evidence. I can see the headlines now-- Baa Baa Black Sheep Killed Smuggling WMD.... more at 11:00
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 08:43:57 (EDT)
in six minutes the lady from east greenwich (jill craybas) starts her Centre Court match against.....serena williams. ouch.
frag
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 07:58:44 (EDT)
A list of major cases to be decided by the Supreme Court this week. No mention of tonight's continuation of the "Lester's Meat Job vs. MJ" battle in Middleblob.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 07:52:52 (EDT)
Another disappointing link.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 07:46:44 (EDT)
An animated John McEnroe is providing real-time Wimbledon updates to your desktop. Download a small app from BBC Sports and John will pop-up in his annoying way to let you know what is going on.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 07:17:50 (EDT)
Any chance of a spitfire at the airshow?
Chong Kong
USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 05:05:52 (EDT)
holy shit. was that an OLD SKULL pic posted below?! fuck yeah! HOT DOG HELL! sheesh.. you sizzler's never cease to amaze.
Jason
providence, USA - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 00:30:52 (EDT)
Fuck all you homophobes. You WISH you were gay like me, the Kid, Dave tha Fag and Gary Ley- then you might actually be cool instead of the stoopid longpigs that you are. Anyway, Yeah KID!! FUCK YEAH! I think I threw a penny through the chain link at you and your nappin' Cappies back in '98! That was SICK! That chick you were on wasn't that nasty...But yeah, I'm gonna buy you a fucking Dove Bar when i see your ass at Quonset and then we're gonna curry favor with the Air National Guard and go up in the fucking tower! YES!!
MJ®
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 21:39:09 (EDT)
In the letter Saddam called for "fair treatment" by the allied forces for himself and that his family be allowed safe passage from Iraq to the Met cafe this saturday nite...
whadda you wanna do with your life...? <i wanna@rock.casbah>
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 20:57:27 (EDT)
"...Senate documents which conclude categorically that the United States did supply at least seven batches of anthrax to Iraq between 8 February 1985 and 29 September 1988...."
maybe this is why we ain't tryin' so hard to find 'em
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 20:38:23 (EDT)
the ILLUSTRIOUS 60K lurk is rapidly approaching...now get the fuck outta here
Vic Drizz
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 20:20:54 (EDT)
brutal son of man...brutal...
thumbtack jesus
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 20:20:15 (EDT)
one last tacky comment
holy office supplies
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 20:06:28 (EDT)
well it appears I've offended enough fer one day. I'm out[[[[]]]]~~~~
croc
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 20:03:23 (EDT)
no heart? mulch that? gee I guy could get a complex around here
croc simplex b
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 20:02:11 (EDT)
Croc, mulch that sh!t man...Doris, I take it the pics of the OTHER band came out not unlike the show's turn out...
Villard
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 19:45:20 (EDT)
naw, I think I was in the 1-1/4in. penis line
croc
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 19:39:16 (EDT)
croc did like the next four people born after you have 1¼-sized hearts or what.
frag
- Monday, June 23, 2003 at 19:34:09 (EDT)
noise done redone their board. wonder if they updated blocked URLs?
croc stomping on lead kick
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 19:26:58 (EDT)
gee what a shocker, i completely suck at photography.
frag
- Monday, June 23, 2003 at 19:09:02 (EDT)
I swear I didn't make up this quote villy
"It's hard to find evidence of the nation's economic struggles at the resort where golf greens
are manicured and mulch even surrounds wooden sign posts marking speed bumps."
--Deb Riechmann, on the Reynolds Plantation, site of Dubya's latest fundraiser
croc
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 18:55:09 (EDT)
he doesn't have THAT MUCH back hair showing
croc
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 18:52:26 (EDT)
looks like MJ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Villy
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 18:34:06 (EDT)
America's finest liberating more Iraqi children
ain't freedom grand?
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 18:30:57 (EDT)
he looks like that american taliban dude crossed with courtney love
drag fest starts early
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 18:18:04 (EDT)
comedy terrorist invades royal bash
croc
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 18:06:14 (EDT)
YOU DA BOMB, BJ
linkorama
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 17:42:14 (EDT)
so is the drag fest sunday?
picking out my dress
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 17:40:38 (EDT)
as long as your comfortable...just keep the jizzle in the bizzle and everyone's happy
Viccar T. Drizzle-rama
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 17:18:17 (EDT)
No worries. I'm comfortable with who I am. I'm out.
The Kid
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 17:08:17 (EDT)
sorry Kid but you win the GAY POST OF THE DAY with that last one...
THE DRIZZ
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 17:05:00 (EDT)
Yeah, I'm in! Let's fuck that shit up! Quonset ain't seen nuthin' yet! I FUCKIN' LOVE Airshow! And yeah, we used to camp up by the Air Guard HQ in a circle of tents and all fuckin weirdos would be SOOO happy because they could be camping for a weekend with girls, although 99% of girls in CAP are not worth their weight in ugliness. One time Gary Ley came and talked to us and told us to be careful and wear sunscreen and shit and MAN is he GAY. But yeah, let's FUCK SHIT UP!
The Kid
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 16:53:09 (EDT)
Hey Dan- get the entire lurk pit passes and I guarantee you'll have 4 of the finest hand picked crew lackeys Seekonk has ever seen.
MJ®
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 16:45:25 (EDT)
72 Vette. 383 stroker, 4.11, street exhaust, balanced and blueprinted. Runs 11's at around 118 mph on street tires. It's my uncle's car. He's also got a 69 Firebird that runs high 12's but its too nice to race. The vette is shit brown and gets 7 mpg.
I've never done the spectator drags there, but I used to run bracket in my old VW Corrado and get in a lot of trouble with cops on the street. Many a fall river shithead in a 5.0 GT lost $ and races to my faggy Volkswagen coupe.
Dan
02911, RI USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 16:40:22 (EDT)
Doris I love you
MJ®
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 16:39:56 (EDT)
egghead finale: that's why at w*rk i always to go benny through google. helps rank and doesn't leave website in your browser's history for nosy bosses etc. second, they DO sell "I'm Feeling Shit Lucky" google spoof t-shirts.
frag
- Monday, June 23, 2003 at 16:29:07 (EDT)
Doris you bastard
MJ®
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 16:26:10 (EDT)
i knew you fuckin' eggheads wouldn't let me down...and jesus h. on a crooked crutch MJ, you're like a giddy skool-girl on prom night
V. Drizzle
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 16:22:30 (EDT)
KID! The CAPPIES sleep in tents around the perimeter. I always go the night before and give 'em shit thru the fence. C'mon-let's go, It'll be SO MUCH FUN!
MJ®
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 16:14:31 (EDT)
fuckin egghead sez first google result you automatically get sent to. meaning if 'benny sizzler' drops one position people will get sent to the Noise board. or at least the other day you woulda....
frag
- Monday, June 23, 2003 at 16:13:30 (EDT)
Dan no shit you gonna be in spectator drags??I am SO THERE!!!!!!! I love it when people blow the engines on their Aerostars! What engine are you gonna blow?!
MJ®
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 16:13:04 (EDT)
if you click it tells you what it's for. It takes you to the first googled listing.
croc
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 16:12:26 (EDT)
Yeah, it makes a crusty hooker appear on your doorstep.
The Kid
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 16:12:23 (EDT)
alright, one of you fuckin' eggheads must know what the I'M FEELIN' LUCKY button does on Google...
Viccars T. Drizzle
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 16:07:05 (EDT)
I can't wait to harrass the little punk-ass Civil Air Patrol kids. Sons of bitches. I'll smoke if I want to, muthafuckas.
The Kid
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:49:37 (EDT)
Kid, I'll be @ both the air show and the spectator drags. Goddamn I have a lot of drinking ahead of me this weekend! I am racing in the spectator drags, BTW.
SpongeDan Nopants
02911, RI USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:43:33 (EDT)
BJ not for nothin' but you just nailed every single criteria for living in wark, with the exception of catching the NASCAR results on the radio on the way home. that whole barrington thing was a front, wasn't it.
frag
- Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:40:08 (EDT)
OK, I will have to confirm with my secretary to make sure I am free in the afternoon. Also, I need to see if I can drag some sucka friend down with me, but otherwise I'm in.
The Kid
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:36:38 (EDT)
FYI
Major Centracchio
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:36:28 (EDT)
PS- it's this weekend Sat and Sun. I'm going Saturday, playing some stupid ass g!g that night, sleeping on the tarmac, watching it Sunday, creaming my orange cullottes and going to Seekonk Speedway that night for spectator drags and fireworks in the infield! Who's with me?
MJ® <happy@longpig.com>
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:30:02 (EDT)
RIP - William Marshall, the guy who played "Blacula"
Lester
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:29:19 (EDT)
KID!! I'll meet you under the Al Cerrone gorilla @3pm. I'll be the one in the "my other car is a Harrier Jump Jet" T shirt!
MJ® <needto@calmdown.com>
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:23:22 (EDT)
Yes, I will open with a one-kid 5-gallon bucket drumming showcase. I will wow you with my ability to attain multiple tones from a SINGLE section of railroad track that I beat with a ballpeen hammer. For my finale, I will demolish an entire Geo Metro with a sledgehammer to signify the inevitable destruction and regression of civilization.
The Kid
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:22:53 (EDT)
once again I've discovered a new link that made me add fresh stains to my skivvies. This time it's the mac attack (caution: may cause macs to revolt even more than usual)
yes to peter tosh no to macin tosh
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:20:39 (EDT)
then again, MAY have blown willy. sure blew SOMEbody. i just forget. i try to not get too hung up on testicalities. as it were.
frag
- Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:20:11 (EDT)
Oh, and Dan, I wanted to stay, but unfortunately I had other obligations to attend to...but no worries. There's plenty of time for a pool-duel....
The Kid
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:18:12 (EDT)
MJ, I completely forgot it's that time of year again!!!! When is it?!?!?!? I think the answer is yes, by the way.
The Kid
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:16:42 (EDT)
it's amazing how much air play Green Day still gets...and Doris needed 2 bucks to ease his worried mind...
Vic Lickers
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:07:54 (EDT)
THE AIRSHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are all stupid <!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!!!>
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:07:24 (EDT)
OSTON RUINS. Couldn't have cropped it better myself.
Don
Cropston, USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 15:01:20 (EDT)
btw- I believe that's supposed to be 24 consecutive YEARS you break a rib a YEAR.
croc
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 14:55:34 (EDT)
YOU MUST CHOOSE
Option A--Randomly once a year for 24 consecutive days, you break a rib a day, until all of your ribs have been snapped and your thoracic cage is no longer capable of protecting your heart and lungs and cannot support your shoulders. You also poop your pants twice a week.
Option B--In both of your arm pits there are vaginas with sharp pointy teeth that constantly have yeast infections and try and bite you whenever you attempt to apply ointment to ease the intense itching and burning.
eeny meeny minee moe
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 14:25:04 (EDT)
Hey Kid, why'd you leave so soon saturday? Bill and I ran the table in yo' absence. and the lightning was cool.
Danny Devilbum, Esq.
One for the Treble, RI USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 14:23:58 (EDT)
one for donz-oil and all them habs fans.
frag
- Monday, June 23, 2003 at 14:21:16 (EDT)
HEY KID ARE YOU GOING TO THE AIRSHOW?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BJ®
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 14:16:45 (EDT)
Hey, The Kid's looking for work. Maybe you could get him to open the g^g.
The Kid's Agent
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 14:11:13 (EDT)
Hey Kid, sure it wasn't Billy Gilman laying dead like?
BJ®
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 14:02:01 (EDT)
LAY DOWN YOUR FISHES AND OTHER INSTRUMENTS OF UNHOLY CRANIAL VIOLATION AND REPENT, YOU ROCKING RECEDIVISTS (it only takes 12 seconds)
could i get a pound of lutefisk with that?
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:57:38 (EDT)
Hey, this guy's looking for work. Maybe you could get him to open the g^g.
The Kid
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:52:36 (EDT)
no incriminating chin-mounted DNA. line was too long.
frag
- Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:44:32 (EDT)
you can never have enough buddhist shrines
beckham in beaucoup buddhist buying binge
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:37:56 (EDT)
So I was driving to work today and I'm coming up 95 and there is a commotion on the other side; fire trucks, c^p cars, ambulances, etc. So of course I look to see what's going on. And there's totally a dead person lying on the side of the road. Good times.
The Kid
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:35:02 (EDT)
At the risk of lurking mµsically, check out this review. Pretty funny. Read the lyrics.
BJ® <oldskull@rules.yes>
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:26:07 (EDT)
I heard the one on the right bought it in 'Nam
Don
Waist High, USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:22:26 (EDT)
oops forgot the link...
goldyfish
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:21:51 (EDT)
Fuck everybody. This was the only band that mattered
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:18:45 (EDT)
MJ, he last time I saw a mouth like that, I was 9 years old and looking in the mirror.
The Kid
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:17:38 (EDT)
Was Doris fragging Vic's willy for the some of $2?
Inquiring Marbles
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:17:22 (EDT)
Hey Kid, last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
BJ®
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:15:10 (EDT)
this is gold and smells like fish...
are you calamarhigh?
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:10:57 (EDT)
talk about born to rock...
younger than angus
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:05:21 (EDT)
I hear there may be some professional out-of-state competition for the Great Bass-Off.
Lester
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:04:41 (EDT)
Lester, nice (b)ASS...what does it tell ya that RI Monthly got it right and the two Phoenixes got it all wrong? what, i ax ye?
Willard T. Scumbucket
USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 13:02:30 (EDT)
Hey, will this do for the BASS-OFF?
The Kid
Cum-suckit, RI USA - Monday, June 23, 2003 at 12:53:26 (EDT)
with interest two-fitty
frag
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