lurkive 21may-12jun 03
This lurk needs a pinch like I need a cigritt.
BSTC
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 18:32:37 (EDT)
I bid ye a fond 'fare thee well' good sirs. (That includes BJ.)
VV I L L A R D
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 18:19:47 (EDT)
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USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 17:31:53 (EDT)
I gots gamey game. Just follow the bouncing balls.
P. Shaw
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 17:31:13 (EDT)
I got Bling! At least ol' Plec TALKS a mean game. Vic's gonna own the boards like...an old pair'a blue jeans...seams n' all
Johnny Jump Up
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 17:29:38 (EDT)
Did somebody say roundball? Word is that ole Don killed Plec on the court in preparation for the benny/magnums game. I got Pete.
BJ®
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 17:03:31 (EDT)
Benny will be hoisting the "brown 'n yellow" on 'show your colors' day which will resemble something like a recently used toilet...
Vic
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 16:54:42 (EDT)
june 14th is also pop goes the weasel day
g. "weasel" bush
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 16:36:22 (EDT)
whomever designed this fuckin' thing should be made to come back and at least finish it:
da.
doris
ukrainus - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 16:33:57 (EDT)
ghosts of David Brinkley and Gregory Peck scuffle as both attempt to enter Pearly Gates...details to follow...
news flash
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 16:11:11 (EDT)
mention of the "roundball" kills lurk dead...that's cuz Vic owns the boards like a golden necklace...anyway, June 14th is Flag Day assholes so hoist 'em high...you too Doris
Vic
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 16:05:56 (EDT)
spall...ingenious...enough of that, let's talk roundball
Vic
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 15:05:15 (EDT)
Thank you.
Lobster
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 15:04:04 (EDT)
oh is that what you meant? ingenius! you're sharp! very witty
Vic
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 15:03:25 (EDT)
Sorry, I meant to say "while Vic's Momma was sucking my cock." Does that quell your homophobic tendencies?
Lobster
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 15:00:50 (EDT)
we already know you're gay Lobster but thanks for removing all doubt
Vic
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 14:54:31 (EDT)
And the long answer is "in Lobster's lap while Vic is sucking him off"
Lobster
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 14:44:41 (EDT)
the name says it all
Mulchy the Muff Muncher
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 14:36:45 (EDT)
Doris, short answer is in Lobster's lap.
Vic
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 14:33:48 (EDT)
RIP Gregory Peck. This makes me sad. So good in To Kill a Mockingbird, The Omen, and Cape Fear.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 14:24:20 (EDT)
question for the lurk: if you could drop a neutron bomb like the one in 'deadeye dick' (kills humans but no property damage), where would you drop it.
doris
- Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 14:16:17 (EDT)
asshole, peephole, we're all deadeye dicks.
Kurt
- Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 14:02:11 (EDT)
my ass hole rules, too!
kurt
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 13:51:31 (EDT)
Vic's victory is a croc-less victory is a hollow victory. Now get back to mulching.
Drugsy
Newmulch, RI - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 13:41:05 (EDT)
Bush kills humans, right?
The Troops <frag@bush.com>
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 13:36:00 (EDT)
Bush contends that Americans could be subject to the court's jurisdiction even if it is not a party to the pact. Washington argues that the court could be used for frivolous or politically motivated prosecutions of American troops. AND During last year's battle, the United States threatened to end far-flung peacekeeping operations established or authorized by the United Nations — from Afghanistan and the Mideast to Bosnia and Sierra Leone — if it didn't get an exemption.
bush kills human rights <frivolous/politically motived bombing@prosecuteinnocentpeasants.BLARGH>
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 13:24:37 (EDT)
I win I win I win, I rule!
Vic kills lurk (dead)...
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 13:06:28 (EDT)
oh, and the Vonnegut fucking rules
Vic
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 12:37:06 (EDT)
Benny's resume...great, hire that fuckin' guy...
Vic the prick
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 12:36:29 (EDT)
"You want to know something?
We are still in the Dark Ages. The Dark Ages -- they haven't ended yet."
K Vonnegut <deadeye@dick.com>
- Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 12:34:58 (EDT)
There once was a gerbil from england, who left adam ant's ass a tinglin'. He discovered a tube with a bucket of lube and snuck up on Fire Chief Rattigan.
limerick this
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 12:23:35 (EDT)
benny is everywhere.
doris
- Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 12:20:36 (EDT)
my ass: mulched
just plain dullard
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 12:13:34 (EDT)
Very interesting Doris. New Bennys means what up wid old Bennys means what up in da 'Blob.
Don
3 candies for a Dollar, USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 12:10:39 (EDT)
Telephone Pole Support Cable: Mulched Like a Motherfucker
Dillard
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 11:57:05 (EDT)
dunno. forest in 'blob is all doris knows.
doris
- Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 11:56:52 (EDT)
RIP David Brinkley
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 11:45:51 (EDT)
ahhh...a croc-less (vs. crotch-less) afternoon...nothing so fine...hey, BUSES ONLY SIGN: mulched.
VViggard
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 11:45:40 (EDT)
who's the n.e. woodworking dood?
Benny Bulkhead
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 11:45:30 (EDT)
Michael Bolton arrested!
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 11:44:36 (EDT)
mornin', forest avenuers. hey is your pal the new england woodworking dood?
doris
- Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 11:16:50 (EDT)
off to Bean Town for another final. quadratic equations and fractional exponents, yee gads. I'm out[[[]]]~~~~
sum other bean counter
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 11:02:56 (EDT)
And Benny's payroll is about the same as well.
Benny Bean Counter
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 10:38:49 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler has exactly as many hits as the Yankees!
Casey Kasem
- Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 10:24:27 (EDT)
LET'S PILLAGE!
viking at heart
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 09:49:25 (EDT)
There once was a breasts from breasts, who needed to breast a breast. He discovered a breast with a breast and breast Fire Chief Rattigan.
An Ass man
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 09:43:46 (EDT)
I miss my poodle.
Ant, Adam Ant
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 09:35:49 (EDT)
Adam Ant is a one-man freakshow.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 09:23:08 (EDT)
man I made a mess of that post. There should have been a break after "...other country's independence." before the quote begins. Just hit the link and you can see the speech untainted by the croc HTML blender.
seeking remedial HTML therapy
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 09:07:17 (EDT)
damn those closing brackets
this is a croc
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 09:03:19 (EDT)
J. Q. Adams- speaking on respecting other country's independence.
She well knows that by once enlisting under other banners than her own, were they even the banners of foreign independence, she would involve herself beyond the power of extrication, in all the wars of interest and intrigue, of individual avarice, envy, and ambition, which assume the colors and usurp the standard of freedom. The fundamental maxims of her policy would insensibly change from liberty to force....
She might become the dictatress of the world. She would be no longer the ruler of her own spirit....
[America's] glory is not dominion, but liberty. Her march is the march of the mind. She has a spear and a shield: but the motto upon her shield is, Freedom, Independence, Peace. This has been her Declaration: this has been, as far as her necessary intercourse with the rest of mankind would permit, her practice.
this ain't no croc
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 09:02:30 (EDT)
I always thought of him as a chicken choker, but I'm glad to see him broadening his horizons.
croc
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 08:34:59 (EDT)
Burt Reynolds: monkey choker
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 07:40:48 (EDT)
goonies are good enough
Dong
USA - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 07:07:39 (EDT)
Fucking amazing!
Lurker #56147
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 21:14:51 (EDT)
Lurker #56146
Lurker #56146 <Lurker #56146>
Lurker #56146, USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 21:14:14 (EDT)
Lurker #56145
Lurker #56145 <Lurker #56145>
Lurker #56145, USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 21:13:38 (EDT)
Complete me limerick for me......aye: There once was a ___________ from _____________, who needed to _________ a _________. He discovered a ___________ with a ____________ and ___________ Fire Chief Rattigan.
Lime O'Rick <rhymie@limey>
Broghhaughaugh, Scotland - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 20:51:32 (EDT)
lord on high, I said everywhere
toaster on low
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 20:01:31 (EDT)
I tell ye, everywhere
chong take out
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 19:59:04 (EDT)
everywhere
croc circle
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 19:57:18 (EDT)
It's everywhere
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 19:52:33 (EDT)
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 19:50:35 (EDT)
that gollum is one funny dude
catching reruns
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 19:29:19 (EDT)
here's a story for ya
bin laden aided by american hospital
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 19:00:16 (EDT)
this'll wajke yer ass up. It takes forever to download correctly, but gollum's acceptance speech is a profanity laden laugh fest.
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 18:31:25 (EDT)
I said, "YAWN".
Vic
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 18:24:00 (EDT)
Vic
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 18:23:33 (EDT)
SPALLCHECK! taste- curse this keyboard to the austrian nether regions
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 18:09:11 (EDT)
I see a real man has a tate for austrian cheesecake
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 18:08:05 (EDT)
Dear me that Swarzeneger bush is something else... Hey Lester, who do you know, who did you blow to get luxury box suites?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 18:05:17 (EDT)
where bush failed thefrench succeeded
bad tast in my mouth from complimenting the french
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 17:24:14 (EDT)
Speaking of lug nuts sum furiner is trying to Total Recall sum gubner. Seems ta me he ain't got much swinging. He'z gonna need a corked bat ta terminate that Davis feller
croc got at least one advantage over arnie
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 16:49:44 (EDT)
what we have here...is...failure...to...communicate...see, some men...you JUST CAN'T REACH...so you gets what you got here...which...is...the WAY HE WANTS IT...so s'way HE'S GONNA GIT IT
Don Don
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 16:39:21 (EDT)
I gotta couple lug nuts for your perdy neon jesus.
Drugsy
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 16:27:59 (EDT)
this one is already mulched to a mossy green
sum mold
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 16:23:57 (EDT)
this lurk stops at croc crossings
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 16:22:25 (EDT)
dear Lord I could use a good stop sign to mulch...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 15:51:58 (EDT)
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 15:51:06 (EDT)
yes, byjesus it is a rebus <thanks@doris.yak>
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 15:38:50 (EDT)
so THAT'S who da (expletive) he is!
toaster on low
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 15:36:32 (EDT)
It may be impressionist but I'm hardly impressed
gaugin out for a haffenreffer afta w**k
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 15:35:15 (EDT)
the Lord can expose hisself any time he GOD DAMN WELL WANTS...
Lord on High
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 15:32:32 (EDT)
my client independently found the story without that annoying lock up
croc's agent
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 15:31:18 (EDT)
not the first time this turdlet did this. thus pronunciation: "Rat, again."
homonymous bosch
- Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 15:21:01 (EDT)
Site still works just fine for Lester. You all must suck too much to be worthy of a viewing. Use of any web browser besides MS Internet Explorer is forbidden. Conform now. Resistance is futile.
Lester's agent
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 15:19:43 (EDT)
According to a police report, Rattigan was temporarily handcuffed and detained after the police found in him in a state of apparent intoxication a block from his Locust Avenue home on April 25.
A woman driving by had called the police around 12:30 a.m. to complain that a man was exposing himself on Locust Avenue, according to the police report.
When Patrol Officer Paul E. Swinson approached Rattigan early that morning, Rattigan cursed him, asking repeatedly, "Do you know who the (expletive) I am?," Swinson wrote in a police report.
Swinson called for backup, the report says, because Rattigan "was becoming very belligerent" and he could "detect a strong odor of alcohol."
After a struggle, Swinson handcuffed Rattigan and put him in the back of the patrol car, the report says. After another officer arrived, Rattigan was released. The report does not explain why.
croc knows who the (expletive) I am
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 15:17:35 (EDT)
I second that emoticon. I irate as well. Unless you can point me in the direction of the "Beaver Valley International Arts Festival"
Don
Kong, USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 15:08:10 (EDT)
no see update, no see pic. just see i iz locked into site ya can't back out of
irate lurker
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 15:03:20 (EDT)
I am Lord. I've got my EYE on your Lester.
Jesus
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 15:02:51 (EDT)
Update on the "Jesus is Lord" sign. With pic.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 14:28:28 (EDT)
note to Don K. Kong: those weren't puzzles under Gansett caps -- they were instructions. along the lines of "throw cap away and drink from bottle, not vice versa." gansett had to do it....some class-action lawsuit from east bay beer drinkers...
doris
- Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 14:27:10 (EDT)
The kid I saw had a Richard Ramirez shirt.
Pop Dropper
E7, - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 14:21:36 (EDT)
Listen you fair weather drunks. 'Gansetts had the flippin puzzle under the cap. At least the real 16ozers. State Liquors $9.99 a case minus all the returnables you could steal.
Don
Wormtown, USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 14:17:52 (EDT)
that was Ramirez...Manny Ramirez...
Zippy
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 14:14:28 (EDT)
Lester, the joker seen on TV was wearing a Ramirez shirt so I guess it weren't you. He was hot tho. Welcome back.
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 14:10:51 (EDT)
I'm telling you they wanna kill all of us.
Ted States
UN, USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 14:06:59 (EDT)
Doris kill lurk dead. Da.
Vic
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 13:58:19 (EDT)
LURK #56,000 and not another lurker in sight
learning to speak cricket
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 13:50:11 (EDT)
have you ever noticed?
taking notice as we speak
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 12:06:52 (EDT)
nuff said
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 11:18:23 (EDT)
Lobster, you shoulda stayed in Swillwaukie.
VV I L L I A R D
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 11:16:05 (EDT)
And get this Doris: Yes, the Friday Cubs-Yanks game in Wrigley did have an hour and a half rain delay, but I was in the freakin' luxury suite so all it meant for me was more time drink and eat for free.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 11:15:34 (EDT)
me no know mr hogg. so jealous of lester. so very jealous. the Haffenreffer bottlecap puzzle was/is called a rebus, no? they fuckin' RULED. hi-way liquors on cranston st right off route 10. half the time i'd be puking on Heff kingers before we even got back onto the stupid highway. which was sorta difficult given it was about 50 feet from the packy. thems was the days....
doris
bratislava, - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 10:54:07 (EDT)
cool Njork, nobody had come up with a new HTML fvck up in a while. Dem closing brackets get ya everytime.
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 10:51:26 (EDT)
oops. sorry. the link WORKS though.....
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 10:43:54 (EDT)
Shrub is such a sleazy wanker. Check this /A> out.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 10:43:24 (EDT)
long pig stuffed pig, yummy. it's even mandarin stylee
sum sow and sow
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 10:17:25 (EDT)
Maube we should hold off on the McRibs for a while.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 10:00:59 (EDT)
But as he said in the poem
"Gerbil"
I feel like a gerbil
I get on that thing
And I run like hell.
The Gerbilesque Side Of D.H. Rumsfeld
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 09:56:29 (EDT)
I heard that Scottish restaurant is getting on the long-pig band waggon with the re-introduction of the new Mc Ribs.
Drugsy
Clown Burger, USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 09:49:58 (EDT)
Long-pigs beware.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 09:37:15 (EDT)
Scene points are hereby awarded to the previously despised (by me, anyway) RISD elitists who have started yet another Munch House/Candlefactory/FT Thunderwannabe place. Only this time, its called 'The Providence Civic Center.' Fucking brilliant. ellison rocked at a sub par level even for them at the Verbena show due to a moron lead guitar player acting cool like always.
Dan
02911, RI USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 09:32:52 (EDT)
welcome back to the asylum
croc furiously searching for some kinda medication
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 08:54:23 (EDT)
It's possible. I was at Miller Park on Saturday night, consuming a vast amount of Sprecher beer. So if you saw a bespeckled drunk wearing a Sox hat and a "Free Buddy" shirt, it was probably me.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 08:44:42 (EDT)
Hey Lester, welcome back! Some lurkers here thought they saw you on TV during a Brewer's game.
TV Watcher
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 08:36:52 (EDT)
I'm back. Midwest was great. Baseball rules. Milwaukee is awesome. Wish I knew about the Brat Stop before I went. Had brats here though.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 07:55:15 (EDT)
Have you ever tried to find mandolin strings in the middle of Nashville?
Sir Eaton Hogg <cricket@stick.com>
Bathurst, England - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 00:42:05 (EDT)
You mean you all don't remember me?
Robert Bobby "The Boss" Hogg
Generaly, USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 20:40:05 (EDT)
Somebody confiscated my loins.
Dudley Do Wrong
Canada - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 20:30:00 (EDT)
see y'all i'm off to check my traps...
i do beavers right
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 20:17:19 (EDT)
here's a coaster...
something fishy about this beaver
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 20:08:47 (EDT)
just thought of a better line for this story- there goes the Cambridge Over Troubled Smokers
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 20:04:16 (EDT)
ah doris, who be Robert Hogg? no such beaver to my memory or do you think it's just a troll name?
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 19:54:26 (EDT)
thay is, thay is...the coolest thing about green monsters IS (the still sell them,right?) the mnemonic(sp?)/demonic little puzzles on the bottlecaps that were sort of like breathalyzer for your brain
mnemonic man
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 19:49:43 (EDT)
HELL yeah my dick is corked. what of it?
doris
- Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 19:48:11 (EDT)
Is that a mouse pad from Fantasies?
croc loves pelt
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 19:46:14 (EDT)
beaver booster
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 19:44:36 (EDT)
thay that whatever
whatever that thay
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 19:43:06 (EDT)
am I hallucinating again or is thay another lurker?
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 19:42:15 (EDT)
jbonz
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 19:38:28 (EDT)
another one bites the butt and a thread to whine about it on.
more mulch less smoke
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 19:20:30 (EDT)
today's telephone poll
Would you prefer to be....
A. mulched
B. roasted long pig
C. the little nib on the end of your shoelaces
polls are a croc
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 18:56:02 (EDT)
I've been mulched! G'day cruel lurk, g'day.
telephone pole
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 18:49:11 (EDT)
Stop sign kill lurk dead
slow curves
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 18:43:01 (EDT)
Mulch me.
The Stop Sign
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 17:38:49 (EDT)
checking the old woody for splinters
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 17:28:39 (EDT)
Not Pee Yellow and the Beaver Browns!
Armand
Rent Collector, The Hill - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 17:23:47 (EDT)
Yo Robert you're talking to old school RIers here. Some of the most massive hangovers I ever had were from green monsters. seem to remember chugging Haffies before catching you guys at Lupo's a couple of times too. which since the memory is fuzzy, it probably was Haffies
croc uses Haffenreffer for cologne
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 17:21:41 (EDT)
No, that's because it's made from cacao. or casein. whatever.
Robert Hogg
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 17:19:02 (EDT)
The Beaver on the lurk?
remembering the boys from the early bucket days
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 17:17:58 (EDT)
so that's why they call cocaine, cheese.
sum cow's liver junkie
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 17:16:38 (EDT)
I just found your site. You are very clever to re-work the Narragansett Beer label with the "BS" and all that. I used to be in a band called "Hosenfeffer" and we did a clever re-working of the old "Haffenreffer" Beer label (yes, there was a beer called Hafenreffer and it was bottled by Narragansett). Well the 'Gansett Beer lawyers got us on that one, which is propably why you never heard of us. So we changed our name to "Beaver Brown". And the rest, my friend, is HISTORY!! So watch it with your beer label ripping off !!!!!
Robert Hogg <my~idea@first.org>
Cranston, RI USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 17:15:51 (EDT)
This guy couldn't tie his own shoes let alone teach science or how to drive---
"Driver's education involves math and science," he says. "If we're only teaching to the test, then we're not in the education business."
Babcock says the law is not an attempt to squelch competition, nor is it meant as a personal attack against Labonte. "All we're asking is that we have a level playing field," he says.
In an earlier article, however, Babcock said he was concerned about the loss of revenue to the state, which pays driver education teachers about $900 for each course they teach.
George's Hands Grabcock
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 17:13:29 (EDT)
Help!! I'm in the principal's office! Help!Help!!
Awwww, you people only care about yourselves anyway. How sad.
fatkid <4H@4H.com>
Dighton/Reho, MA USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 17:06:22 (EDT)
Dr Neal Barnard, president of the Physicians Committee on Responsible Medicine, says cheese is addictive because it contains small amounts of morphine from cows' liver
gimme a hit of moo-rphine
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 16:59:35 (EDT)
hey, check out this article about me, it's pretty cool
the ghost of Joe Strummer
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 16:53:16 (EDT)
economics 101
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 16:45:02 (EDT)
any body up for a good mulchin'?
Vic
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 16:22:04 (EDT)
Kid missing Quonset I'm guessin'
Don
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 16:19:59 (EDT)
Don not bright but 12 hours later Don figure out that ole Becks would be coming to Shaver Stadium if'n the Barca deal comes to fruition. Ahhh. Ticket prices may double just to pay that somnbitch.
Don
Not Brians, USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 16:18:23 (EDT)
sounds painful kid
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 16:11:25 (EDT)
Where did I go?
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 16:09:39 (EDT)
I just heard them mention my old drivers ed teacher on HJY. I don't know if there's any other EP lurkers, but his name was George H Babcock and I was the one who gave him his modified moniker, George's Hands Grabcock. They were talking about sum article (must be blojo) and this turd-fer-brains was saying teachers should be teaching driver ed because you use math and science when you drive. Well, I turned the DJs on to his nickname and put him in the 4:20 club for today.(BTW- the alternative that's being suggested is actually putting kids behind the wheel and show them how do do emergency manuevers etc)
old school revenge on asswipe teach
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 15:49:00 (EDT)
in that case I apologize for what I called your mother
speaking crocerish
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 15:40:06 (EDT)
I speak that language.
the Gibber
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 15:32:01 (EDT)
jfhslgvlgvivg;v ksdj lishvhjb lahv;
pure gibberish
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 15:20:08 (EDT)
not the sharpest tool in the shed
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 14:12:39 (EDT)
No shit. Becks to vacation in Spain. Absurd sums no doubt.
Don
Casa Viehas, USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 14:08:26 (EDT)
So is the band gona rename itself The Njork?
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 13:39:22 (EDT)
good for you Furze. I'm thinking of re-upping with the cult when I'm done with school in a couple of weeks. Since they added a w**k-out room here, my excuses have run a bit thin in inverse proportion to my waste-line
croc-o-lard
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 13:38:26 (EDT)
Did I tell the lurk that I rejoined The Cult at an At-W#!k meeting a month ago and so far I'm down 7.2 pounds? Yay me!
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 13:31:19 (EDT)
well, the Furzies at least LOOK like they're rockin'
Vic
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 12:52:06 (EDT)
one treasonous fvck down, too many more to go.
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 12:50:32 (EDT)
curses, well you get the general at least. Bet ya didn't know Furze had her own gig going.
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 12:09:45 (EDT)
OK, here goes something hopefully. It's a first attempt at using spacers (and i ain't got a clue how they'z s'posed to w**k)
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 12:08:27 (EDT)
donzio, ManUre lost mister Spice. gillette in july?
doris
- Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 11:48:12 (EDT)
a monkey pox on this lurk
Vill
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 11:42:37 (EDT)
da, i says...DA!
VVilard
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 11:18:52 (EDT)
Late for lurk yet again.
Don
Johnny's House of Hepatitis, USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 11:10:49 (EDT)
time to dust off those old cases of Zyclon-B. Looks like the US has its first death camp.
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 10:29:46 (EDT)
a monkey pox on HTML
cursing the wind
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 10:19:14 (EDT)
Lester + 
= 
croc tries once again
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 10:18:10 (EDT)
Lester + 
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 10:16:52 (EDT)
is it me or did the monkeypox hit wisconsin right around the time lester arrived?
doris
- Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 09:44:23 (EDT)
speaking of losers and all time lows, I guess if I was on JAG I'd be likely to do myself in too.
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 09:18:32 (EDT)
never has before. there's always (previous to this)been at least one other loser that has hit the lurk in between.
croc at an all time low
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 09:16:15 (EDT)
you say that like it's never happened before.
doris
some penalty box, - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 09:05:02 (EDT)
well this certainly makes it official. I'm the last one to post yesterday and the first one to post today. I have less than no life. Shoot me now and throw me on the compost heap.
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 08:33:40 (EDT)
I'm out<<<<>>>>~~~~
croc
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 20:05:46 (EDT)
Alright, parting shot here
oh where oh where can my WMD be?
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 20:03:28 (EDT)
in a pig's eye ya will
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 19:35:47 (EDT)
weird encryption shiz I suppose
maybe it'll link
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 19:34:24 (EDT)
Ron took advantage of his attributes and found himself a part time gig with room and feed included
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croc
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 19:31:55 (EDT)
the yak was a mere schoolboy, but damn could he rock
yakety yak
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 19:29:54 (EDT)
after having been upstaged by a rat Ernest decided to seek a doctor's assistance.
McHale's long pig
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 19:28:09 (EDT)
what did you want with my skull?
britney spearsucker
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 19:14:08 (EDT)
chimp fisting
brown wrist band
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 18:53:01 (EDT)
kinky puppet sex
open sesame you pointy headed bitch
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 18:45:02 (EDT)
primitive cyber sex
chromium balls
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 18:29:22 (EDT)
how bout a skull fvck ya little pussy?
eye socket to me
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 18:21:22 (EDT)
once again, really no words can suffice
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 18:09:32 (EDT)
anyone seen my post-tits?
Vic
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 17:55:08 (EDT)
well it's chai popcorn once again.
jimmy croc corn
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 17:54:55 (EDT)
and yes that link is called...
officer bongpig <i'm so@fried.argh>
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 17:34:58 (EDT)
check out this link, sum crude hahas try the bear bum cartoon
officer longpig <ihaveno@nipples.biz>
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 17:31:53 (EDT)
looks kinda stiff, better marinate that one for a week or two.
time for the vending machine din-din
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 17:11:25 (EDT)
Hey, how bout tryin' a little o' me for dinner?
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 17:07:16 (EDT)
Long pig saugies - all the way - on me.
Don
Heavin' Bros, Provi - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 17:05:40 (EDT)
hmmm, dog or long pig? It is getting close to dinnertime isn't it?
cro
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 16:55:06 (EDT)
Hey that blazer guy going on a field trip is so fucking funny, right sixtiesblazer? Joe Sizzla made an appearance too, right Joe?
S Starter
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 16:54:57 (EDT)
hey croc i found this picture of you rampaging in cyberspace...
Norcobonz
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 16:46:59 (EDT)
damn, the #55,555 lurk went to a peeker
fatty fatty 5x5
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 16:38:01 (EDT)
Did I mention that the new guy took a couple of field trips?
croc
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 16:10:42 (EDT)
donzoni am i cool on fair logo usage? switched 'em again.
keith friggin carney <slapshot-II@worstfilmever.com>
the bucket, - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 15:53:39 (EDT)
Hey put this dude's face on some bills.
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 15:25:31 (EDT)
And just to backtrack a bit...Ack ack was the only face we could put to a screen name so we went with the fun of a known entitiy. Me thinks Sixstring is feeling super bad that his lil fat buddy took the brunt of our revelry when he, in fact, started the thread. Either way. Fun was had by all (except Joe tampouf...)
BJ®
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 14:21:06 (EDT)
Now dumbya is in the counterfeiting business.
croc's dinar now open for lunch
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 14:19:36 (EDT)
Dear Lord on high you lot are a funny lot. Norco the previously conjoined parasitic twin is almost as funny as Sixstringrazor in his new blue blazer wih his third grade math test in his brief case.
BJ®
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 14:18:40 (EDT)
I set a goal to get back on track. I hired a Chinese Feng Shui
master to re-energize my office. Mr. Woo built a moat around my desk and
filled it with exotic Oriental goldfish. He hung crystals from my ceiling
and replaced my phone ringer with a ceremonial gong. I reread the #1
bestseller, "Rationalizations Seven Successful CEOs Use to Convince
Themselves They're Doing Something Worthwhile With Their Lives." I even
refused to work more than 12 hours on Sundays.
my feng shways to the right then shways to the left.
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 14:11:26 (EDT)
The lawyer walked over and began to lick Bou-Bou's head. I looked over at the jury box. Their tails were now high with a curled tip. They purred. I looked over at my lawyer. He was licking his private parts. I started taking notes for my appeal.
licking my sargent parts
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 14:07:47 (EDT)
so, mister handsome rich reality TV guy ... didja have fun just south of middleblob?
doris
- Monday, June 09, 2003 at 13:13:57 (EDT)
I am squeezing his head. I'm crushing him, crushing him....
crocs in the hall
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 12:45:19 (EDT)
I didn't see any reference to standing on his hair?
croc
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 12:20:36 (EDT)
It begins with maple syrup and dark clothing...
then it progresses to orange jello and being nude...
with each act, the excitement heightens ...
and progresses into something far worse...
but the FBI has specialists trained to get into the mind of a
CEREAL WAITER!!
stolen from the message bored
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 12:18:59 (EDT)
I don't weigh 220lbs and my shoe size is 8.5, dammit!
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 12:16:14 (EDT)
Alright, who farted?
nekkid j bird
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 12:13:07 (EDT)
A family who angered a waiter at a Norco Sizzler restaurant later was served a few dishes they didn't order: a gallon of maple syrup, raw eggs, and rolls of toilet paper across their lawn and shrubs.
NOBODY FUCK WITH THE SIZZLER!
Norco, Benny's long lost previously conjoined doppleganger
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 12:10:57 (EDT)
Sounds like Doris has been hitting my saucy dorm cam.
Don
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 12:07:54 (EDT)
more art from the Profoundly Profound Art Society
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 11:48:17 (EDT)
don's new album (featuring flea): "Pinafornication"
doris
- Monday, June 09, 2003 at 11:17:14 (EDT)
Richmond urban renewal program consisted of putting a wooden frame around stop signs in otherwise abandoned strip malls.
Don
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 10:51:45 (EDT)
Stop sign free of long grass.
Vac
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 10:47:17 (EDT)
Anybody wanna see my excellent collection of confederate novelty soaps I scored on my lovely trip to the east coast's nether regions? Hmmm.
Donwall
Jackstone, USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 10:45:50 (EDT)
Not to mention his fine collection of decorative plates.
Don
Johnston, USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 10:42:20 (EDT)
telephone poles mulched again
Vic
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 10:27:36 (EDT)
and that poopy brown mini-portfolio is a must for any up and coming exec.
croc
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 09:57:44 (EDT)
Does that guy have success written all over his face or what? And just look at the commanding stance he's taking there.
croc
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 09:55:11 (EDT)
I heard this guy was a real heel
a non-sole survivor
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 09:53:05 (EDT)
The new guy=FUNNY AS FUCK!
BJ®
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 09:52:33 (EDT)
looks like the pope missed the matinee
croc
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 09:51:46 (EDT)
the new guy
what in blue blazes?
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 08:49:43 (EDT)
Let's call sixstring razor, sixties blazer. The image of the tacky cheap suit seems a suitable match. BTW- weren't it ackack the tampoff boy that started that thread anyway? Me thinks there was sum stubble on that thread before the razor... I mean sixties blazer, added his fiddy cent.
croc
USA - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 08:26:58 (EDT)
note to pelican person: do i even wanna know what they're asking for posters at cerutti miller?
doris
- Monday, June 09, 2003 at 08:14:25 (EDT)
Note to Dexter-do you guys still have some annuals left? Do you have a shop? We couldn't make the sale and I wanted to kill self.
MJ®
USA - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 20:58:04 (EDT)
I really would prefer if you lit these for me
USA - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 18:52:58 (EDT)
HEY! Think we saw Lester on TV at the Brewers!
MJ®
USA - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 18:45:21 (EDT)
Hey, baby, I'm feelin' hot 2nite
want me to light your lucky?
Benny <rockyou@likeahurricane.org>
USA - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 18:27:02 (EDT)
I think Benny Sizzler should have LESS concerts.
J. LaRue
Toronto, Ontario CA - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 13:06:27 (EDT)
Did Ellison ROCK or what?
A Keener
Saugus, ma USA - Saturday, June 07, 2003 at 22:20:09 (EDT)
deterrents sounded good last night, much better than last time. Turbo AC's...the old stuff was rockin, wasn't feelin some of the new songs. Bonus points for seeing The Colonel around 230 am later that night walking around downtown. I entrust my axes only to him. Anyone going to Syl Sylvain tommorrow night? And Gail I did not forget about the MX pants. There's just a lot of stuff in my folks' attic and I haven't gotten a chance to dig through it all.
Sir Devilbum
Forever Cianciville, RI USA - Saturday, June 07, 2003 at 20:31:32 (EDT)
Those in the know know that shows are for posers!
Hard Core Benny Sizzler Fanatic <posedown@shavedchest.com>
USA - Saturday, June 07, 2003 at 17:10:41 (EDT)
The crosswalk was accidentally painted on Cucumber Hill Road about two weeks ago, and it seems to connect a hedge to an old stone wall.
duh
USA - Saturday, June 07, 2003 at 15:30:04 (EDT)
yikes...Portland WHO?! sorry to stink up the bulkside Benny, that's what happens on "stink pot Friday" anyway, new song sounded good but why is it the Mean Joe can only practice 'til 8pm on "stink pot Fridays"? why?
day after VVilly
USA - Saturday, June 07, 2003 at 15:05:59 (EDT)
How about option 5? The fact that it's a Friday night, a little past midnite, in BOSTON, and you're on a computer...?
I Understand <angry@lonely.dude>
USA - Saturday, June 07, 2003 at 09:55:02 (EDT)
or option 4. when comparing two or more things the term is "most" not "more". as in, most benny fans are fine with the frequency of shows since most benny members are very busy people. most of all, chong is right.
doris
- Saturday, June 07, 2003 at 09:44:43 (EDT)
SIXSTRING RAZOR IS A LURKER! SIXSTRINGRAZOR IS A LURKER!
Lurk Welcoming Committee
USA - Saturday, June 07, 2003 at 09:44:08 (EDT)
Well "the razor", I would have to go with option 1.
Chong
USA - Saturday, June 07, 2003 at 09:24:59 (EDT)
I dont know what is more pathetic....
OPTION 1: the fact that I am even posting something on your message board
OPTION 2: the fact that Benny Sizzler STILL doesnt have a show booked
OPTION 3: the fact that the BS Short-Bus-Brigade is still bitching and moaning about a thread I started on the Noise message board pointing out that I didnt like band.
Wow, its a close race.
the razor
boston, ma USA - Saturday, June 07, 2003 at 00:52:06 (EDT)
inspired by the yeoman work of the BSTC bore@ss finally did some of his own site. lazy fat sod. do the foresters even remember this logo version?
doris
- Friday, June 06, 2003 at 21:31:45 (EDT)
well I'm blowing this clambake. I gotta go think of evil/funny shiz for the tampoff dud. I'm out[[[[]]]]~~~~
croc
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 17:05:01 (EDT)
Yo doris I forgot to tell you about this little number- USS Liberty conspiracy shiz
croc
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 16:58:12 (EDT)
gee, detergents and Big World are both middle act this time. Think word of their last couple of performances has got around?
not that I'm saying, I'm just saying
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 16:53:40 (EDT)
Ole Sweaty Joe Sizzler on the cans.
Drugsy
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 16:51:24 (EDT)
"You think you're in show bizness, but your nose is in snow bizness"
Big World
Saturday at the Met, at Night! - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 16:49:46 (EDT)
I can tell him "I just called Benny Sizzler and they told me to keep you busy till they get here. What did you say was the name of your next of kin again?"
croc
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 16:48:24 (EDT)
You mean this ole thing...?
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 16:45:17 (EDT)
lester's bummin'. it's pissing rain at wrigley field. 2 hour delay and counting. then again, less distraction for serious drinking.
doris
- Friday, June 06, 2003 at 16:44:46 (EDT)
just occured to me, I could go up to tampoff dud and say "Hey saw your pic on the Noise page. Where'd ya get that awesome Benny Sizzler shirt?"
starting to chuckle as the picture takes form
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 16:19:26 (EDT)
Hey the deterrgents site is down. Where are the bozos playing? Maybe I'll go see if tampoff dude is there and take him on a scenic tour of dumpsterville downtown
croc
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 16:05:50 (EDT)
so what was that again about Don screwing up, doris?
friday shitstarting
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 16:03:53 (EDT)
it's a resize issue there BSTC. maximize window = all better.
doris
- Friday, June 06, 2003 at 15:51:07 (EDT)
technically it's a Sit'n'Spin computer
doris
- Friday, June 06, 2003 at 15:47:39 (EDT)
what did I do now?
clueless croc
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 15:44:51 (EDT)
Bright sky ball make me type "hwt" instead of "hey"
Glass house mortgage holder
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 15:42:08 (EDT)
Hwt spelling champ, what did you do to that Njork Broad?
Sombodyu who wants to know
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 15:40:44 (EDT)
Damned if I know what I'm doing. I'm only a figurehead, dammit. Maybe doris is using a close and play computer?
BSTC
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 15:38:58 (EDT)
somebodyu? the friggin heat musta got to me
croc on overheat
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 15:38:56 (EDT)
as somebodyu would say- what are you fvckin high? I'm on IE and they is w**king juz fine fer me.
croc
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 15:37:14 (EDT)
deterrents tonite anybody going?
doris
- Friday, June 06, 2003 at 14:52:53 (EDT)
da, ditto, wha happen?
doris
- Friday, June 06, 2003 at 14:51:54 (EDT)
clicking the pics works in mozilla but they're only showing top half of pic(bottom is cut by screen)...no worky with internet explorer, still gotta right click
somebody wrenched my monkey
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 14:18:57 (EDT)
iI?.... Aye Aye yigh
the iIs have it
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 14:08:35 (EDT)
Sen. KKK Byrd gave bush proper slam in his latest speech.
"What amazes me is that the President himself is not clamoring for an investigation. It is his integrity that is on the line. It is his truthfulness that is being questioned. It is his leadership that has come under scrutiny. And yet he has raised no question, expressed no curiosity about the strange turn of events in Iraq, expressed no anger at the possibility that he might have been misled. How is it that the President, who was so adamant about the dangers of WMD, has expressed no concern over the where-abouts of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"
if iI admire a racist's speech am I tainted?
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 14:07:45 (EDT)
looked (last night? early AM?), it did what you said. looked now, it did what you said. but when i did screenshot, 'twas hosed. no clue. i blame don.
doris
- Friday, June 06, 2003 at 14:04:24 (EDT)
MJ, I get the two columns with us ugly yobs popping up in the center when you click
croc
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 14:03:54 (EDT)
the prince of YOBS
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 13:51:12 (EDT)
Call it POPCROC!
MJ®
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 13:41:15 (EDT)
Wow. Good job on the screen snap Doris. What better way to illustrate to me what you see. It's SUPPOSED the have two columns of the thumbnails left and right with the picture link popping up in the middle. where does the picture pop up for you?
BSTC
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 13:39:43 (EDT)
Sewage machine company warns about 'Finding Nemo' flushes :"In truth, no one would ever find Nemo and the movie would be called 'Grinding Nemo,"' wrote the JWC Environmental company, which makes the trademarked "Muffin Monster" shredding pumps
have you seen my muffin?
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 13:30:45 (EDT)
Happy Shavuot to those that keep track of that sorta stuff. Any holiday you celebrate "...by eating blintzes, cheesecake, and other dairy dishes." is alright by me.
croc
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 13:29:04 (EDT)
If you find the need to employ a fork lift, I'd say your drug trafficing biz is going rather well.
Drugsy
DrugWarehouse, Rt 6, Seekonk - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 13:13:30 (EDT)
and of course the ubiquitous Are you a YOB quiz
a ubiquitous yobber
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 12:06:53 (EDT)
It has become a kind of shorthand for a form of behaviour that everyone recognises instantly. Rowdy groups of young people spill out of a pub, and then rampage through the streets, roughing up each other and anyone else unfortunate enough to cross their drunken path. This is what is often perceived as "yob culture". The words now have become a rallying cry for politicians in the law and order debate. But who, and what, are we really talking about?
a yob culture member in good standing
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 12:05:39 (EDT)
Check this pic. It's the ole two-finga brit salute (no reflection on any three finga folks)
"Yob" declared the Daily Mirror above a photograph of Prescott outside Prime Minister Tony Blair's Downing Street office, while the Sun's verdict was "The same two you, Prescott".
(chumbawumba just went up a notch in my book)
right back atcha
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 11:58:09 (EDT)
hey, if ya get a second lease on life go for it I guess.
returning the forklift right after w**k
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 11:54:06 (EDT)
FAYETTEVILLE, North Carolina (AP) -- A teenager who made national headlines three years ago when he received a transplanted kidney from his science teacher was arrested on drug charges along with 10 other people rounded up in a raid.
Michael Carter was 14 and had renal disease when he received the kidney from Jane Smith, his science teacher at a Fayetteville middle school. Smith was awarded the National Kidney Foundation's Gift of Life medal in 2000 for the organ donation.
Carter was charged Wednesday with maintaining a dwelling for drug activity and conspiracy to sell and deliver cocaine.
Sheriff's deputies reported taking four firearms, nearly $1,300 in cash, 215 rounds of ammunition and small amounts of crack cocaine, marijuana and the prescription drug Percocet from the house south of Fayetteville.
Undercover investigators had monitored the house for about a year.
Carter has had one other brush with the law since the transplant, when he was charged last year with trying to steal a forklift.
the key is the last sentence...
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 11:48:22 (EDT)
I suppose the name Herpel doesn't help much either. Is that Herpel Simplex A or B?
croc
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 11:35:58 (EDT)
forgot the link to the story
wanna visit my room?
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 11:34:34 (EDT)
--he gave up talking when his father stopped him from attending art school. "He stopped talking then. He is a stubborn lad," she said.
During his mute period, Herpel was looked after by his mother and concentrated on painting. All his pictures are named after Beatles lyrics, from songs such as "The Fool on the Hill" and "You Won't See Me."
Herpel had no visitors to his room for 29 years. When outdoors, he preserved his silence by blocking out sounds.--
nobody visits my room either
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 11:33:50 (EDT)
whoooooooooa! IT'S FRIDAY PEOPLE!
Fridays wouldn't be Fridays without...Rex
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 11:32:49 (EDT)
one word- FANTASTIC
could use a fan dance
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 11:22:34 (EDT)
blah blah yeah it's Friday people!
Vic
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 10:53:24 (EDT)
Thanks Njork, that's what I meant 'cept I brainfarted instead.
sum brainfarter
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 10:35:58 (EDT)
I've got nothing to say
nothing just like I said
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 10:34:39 (EDT)
add lots of tumeric for the pee pee color of #1
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 10:33:58 (EDT)
How about this pairing for variety names- Number 1 and Number 2, the #1 could be a fine curry for the beloved pee yellow color and the #2 could be a cocoa cinnamon blend for the proper poopy shade.
croc
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 09:34:42 (EDT)
looks like this BSTC:
doris
- Friday, June 06, 2003 at 09:31:24 (EDT)
The spice mix is a fine powder I applied it while the poporn and my number two were still steamy hot. excellent clingage factor to both. I just did multiple google-ages of chai masala and popcorn and it appears I'm THE originator of this wonderous concroction.
...hmmmm, Griz's Popcorn Concroctions... good potential business name. (anybody wanna piece of the IPO before I get Martha Stewart involved?) I actually already came up with a few varieties of the recipes during the google too. How does a variety with extra ginger grab you, or lemon grass, or (dig this MJ) chocolate-mint chai popcorn.
croc the auntie-panure
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 09:30:18 (EDT)
I see faces attached to bodies, a rather unspeakable sight if you ask me
croc
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 09:17:34 (EDT)
Captain needs help. Somebody click on the "shows" link. Click the "troops" poster and tell the Captain what you see. Thank you.
BSTC
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 09:10:13 (EDT)
Is the chai stuff a powder or a sauce? what is the vehicle by which it sticks to the corns?
MJ®
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 09:07:12 (EDT)
Chong representin' movie fucking coming. The Captain says that movie is a bitch to code but it looks like it's gonna be an Academy Award ® contender when done.
BSTC
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 09:05:57 (EDT)
My swelled-up calves agree with you about the soy sauce salt conspiracy MJ. a little of Frank's Red Hots does the soggy-salty trick too. But the chai popcorn was a zen experience, and that's ZEN with a capital Q..... er, or something like that.
no if, ands, or cigarette butts about it
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 08:23:50 (EDT)
chong think i have better plan: stand on head in shower, make #2 and brush. only setback is toothpaste up honorable nose. plus for rest of day everyone behind chong think chong wearing benny t-shirt.
doris
- Friday, June 06, 2003 at 07:49:07 (EDT)
what happen to chong representin movie? that shit would be hot!
Chong
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 07:36:11 (EDT)
This morning chong discover new chemical reaction with toilet. If you are running short on time and try brushing teethand dropping numbah two at same time, puke is everywhere. I start to gag almost right away but cant get up because of position and advanced brushing style. Also chong lee band is going to get back together after 5 year break and play few shows this summer. We are working on "vice presidente" by eighth route army. I been gone for awile and buffy finale sucked and i dont care about smoking ban.
Chong
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 07:35:03 (EDT)
PS- Al Franken = My King
MJ®
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 00:06:06 (EDT)
Man oh Lurk alive. What the hell heppened round here today? We had a little extry fun I see. Most important bit i learned form today's Lurk? CHAI popcorn. Have you tried SOY SAUCE on your hot air corn? It's like liquid salt. It sticks and it's fucking good.
MJ® <high@bloopressure.com>
USA - Friday, June 06, 2003 at 00:05:25 (EDT)
I'm out((((())))~~~~~
croc
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 20:12:24 (EDT)
MAN that's rough on the eyes!!!
croc
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 20:04:11 (EDT)
croc's parting shot
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 20:03:26 (EDT)
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croc gotz less than no life
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 19:42:40 (EDT)
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croc got dealt a bad hand too
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 19:36:37 (EDT)
neVER mind!
Emily Litella
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doris
- Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 19:17:19 (EDT)
damn no slashes in URL I guess. That was supposed to be- "those flight suits hide the pee/shit stains better than the three piece suit"
learning curve
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 19:13:19 (EDT)
Time for a poll
croc
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 19:11:17 (EDT)
even India wants nothing to do with
The Debacle In The Desert
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 19:08:54 (EDT)
you make it sound like some people have lives.
........wait a minute...y'mean some people DO have lives?! (insert shock & awe at revelation)
croc
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 19:05:52 (EDT)
i'd take my life if i had one.
doris
- Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 18:58:47 (EDT)
I was typing on that glorious 55K while YOU spilt your 55,001. It just hit the log first while I was giving it a proper sendoff and getting fancy... MISTER.
feigning indignation
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 18:46:45 (EDT)
thank dog you were only off by one mister 55001
doris
- Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 18:43:38 (EDT)
thank dog I remembered to close that font
my lips is tingling
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 18:30:01 (EDT)
Tis none other than myself. That non-smoking, chai-popcorn munching, grass-skirt wearing CROC-O-DILE!!!
CROC-O-DILE
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 18:27:09 (EDT)
55k booYA time for a marlboro
doris
- Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 18:23:42 (EDT)
I made some microzap popcorn and was thinking it needed a little something in the flavor department. So I thought to myself,"Myself I says, Wouldn't it be narvelous if there were a bit of spice around." I nodded to myself at the wisdom of this statement and then it occured to me."Myself I says, but there IS some spice right here." And thus was born my new culinary sensation-- CHAI POPCORN!!! Note to non-selves: this is the masala chai spice mix, not a powdered chai tea mix.
croc
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 18:20:39 (EDT)
The Cockroach Cancer Institute
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 18:05:31 (EDT)
bulkside billy be bulkside manana
Bulkside Billy
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 18:04:55 (EDT)
there's not much funnier than a right wing head explosion
Vic
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 17:26:49 (EDT)
did someone order some petrified madcow juice?
muenster mouse
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 16:58:31 (EDT)
Alright it's actually cspan2 that's carrying the Franken/O'Reilly bit. It's on cspan2 starting at 5:30 with an O'Reilly bit, then 5:45 the actual forum, then at 7:15 Franken in an interview taped after the forum.
croc
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 16:16:00 (EDT)
Warning-- bugbear on the loose
sum bear
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 16:12:06 (EDT)
The original Brat Stop burned down many years ago, but the new one still ROCKS.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 16:04:52 (EDT)
It isn't THAT far from Racine, either, dammit.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 16:02:09 (EDT)
Or Kenosha....tee hee...my bad. SHIT, and I was JUST there in January....
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 16:00:57 (EDT)
AHEM. It's the Mars Cheese CASTLE, and it's near Racine, thankyouverymuch.
NjorkGrrrl
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 15:59:12 (EDT)
O'Reilly was shaking he was so pissed. O'Reilly made the mistake of starting to yell from his seat while Franken was at the podium. Franken shut him down, reminding him he couldn't shut off a C-span mike. Much hilarity ensued as O'Reilly's head blew up and scattered bloody gray matter over the crowd.
croc exaggerates..... slightly
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 15:53:15 (EDT)
that crazy Al Franken is one funny mo-fo
Vic
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 15:36:39 (EDT)
then again what else really matters except a place with "Cheese Palace" in its name. plus i prefer to look at women with teeth.
doris
- Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 15:23:18 (EDT)
The only good thing about Kenosha is Mars' Cheese Palace.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 15:17:59 (EDT)
i like kenosha better?
doris
- Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 15:05:22 (EDT)
WTF, Lester...those are all my old stomping grounds. Where I be FROM from, see? Are you stalking me?! Go Cubs!
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 15:02:27 (EDT)
more on pissed off cows
and I don't mean my dates
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 14:59:22 (EDT)
Caught part of o'reilly's meltdown on CNN the other day. You DON'T want to miss this one. Set the VCR Saturday night, you'll get tons-o-entertainment value out of this one.
"I anchored a program called 'Inside Edition,' which won a Peabody Award for investigative reporting"
--Bill O'Reilly, lying his ass off - again
"I figured maybe 'Inside Edition' won a Peabody for its story 'Swimsuits: How Bare Is Too Bare?'
or maybe for its three-part series on the father of Madonna's first baby. I called Bill and he was
nice enough to get back to me. Turns out he's been confused: In 1996, 'Inside Edition' won a Polk,
which does start with a 'P.' You know, it's one thing to get your facts wrong on Fox. That's expected.
But lying on C-SPAN? I don't think you should do that."
--Al Franken, and remember, C-Span is replaying this at 5:30 AM EST Sunday, when we're all up
(PS- rathergood always rules)
and a bit about the fun here
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 14:52:17 (EDT)
Croc, have you seen this? Same song, different animation
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 14:38:38 (EDT)
Lester if you're still there you'll love Bush And Blair- take you to a gay bar. have fun in the great wastelands
croc
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 14:32:10 (EDT)
All right you dirty birds -- looks like you'll have a smoke-free lurk for a few days. I'm heading to the mid-west for a long weekend. Tomorrow afternoon: luxury box seats at Wrigley Field to watch the Cubs pummel the dreaded Yankees. Saturday night: Up to Milwaukee, my second favorite city in these United States, to eat some bratwurst, drink some Schlitz, and watch my beloved Red Sox decimate the lowly and pityful Brewers. Sunday night: Back the Chi-town and the friendly confines of Wrigley to watch the mighty Cubbies shellack the dreaded Yankees and complete their sweep. I fucking rule so fucking hard. See you fucktards on Wednesday.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 14:25:59 (EDT)
color me "tainted"
the flying double vee ILLY
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 14:13:54 (EDT)
"take off your blouse AND your underpants and take a look!" yeah, nix Thursday bulkside...roger that...Friday bulkie...uhm...yeah perhaps...usual time I would suppose...?
Jack Black really VV I L L Y
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 14:12:52 (EDT)
*FLICK* Ahhhhh...
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 13:50:02 (EDT)
Negative on the Benny bulkside for Thursdee. Fridee w**ks for Plectrum. And you Villard?
Capt'n Underpants
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 13:25:14 (EDT)
would you believe Suicide Super Puppy?
croc harmed no actual puppies in googling this game
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 12:48:10 (EDT)
blabbity blah blah BLEACH!
Vic
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 12:32:35 (EDT)
"This led to the faintly surreal experience of three gentlemen in horsehair wigs examining the meaning of such phrases as "mish mish man" and "shizzle my nizzle", the judge said.
Judge Lewison ruled that not only were the lyrics not necessarily offensive but that they may as well have been in a foreign language.
judge this
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 12:28:17 (EDT)
I'm gonna have to go with the "bull" size with this
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:57:43 (EDT)
Here's a Rhode Island study Lester. Maybe you can hunt down these fvcks for messing with yer fags.
croc
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:55:56 (EDT)
Further, all the studies concluding that smoking restrictions harmed the hospitality industry were funded by the tobacco industry or its allies; none were funded by sources that were clearly independent of the tobacco industry. Only one of the 31 industry funded studies had been published in a peer reviewed journal compared with almost 40% of those funded from other sources. And none of the industry studies met all the accepted criteria for quality, compared with over a third (35%) of those funded from other sources. None of the 21 quality studies reported a negative impact, while four reported that bans had a positive effect on sales.
more facts to annoy smokers with
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:54:04 (EDT)
Insurers spread the risk over their entire customer base. It doesn't matter if Rhode Island is behind the times, the cost of the insurance is rising and will continue to rise as other states and cities add the ban. It's not a matter of if anymore, it's just a matter of when.
croc
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:53:05 (EDT)
smoke this; hey Benny, bulkie tonight or not?
VV I L L A R D
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:44:20 (EDT)
AND I am not a huge fan of Sinatra - misogynistic old fart.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:35:37 (EDT)
Yes, that liablity legalese is all well and good IN CANADA, which is what that article is written about. And if there is no statewide ban, then no bars would go non-smoking, and the insurance would be status quo.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:32:18 (EDT)
fave googled smoking ban line--
The opposition to this is baffling. A speaker at one of the public hearings here in Chicago put this issue into startlingly clear perspective when he said:
“If this debate were about whether we should allow urination in certain areas of public pools there would be no debate.”
The issue is the same here. To think that you can create a non-smoking area within a small, enclosed space is laughable
croc
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:29:08 (EDT)
"Knock off that bunk, sister! That's my hometown yer talkin' about!
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:27:36 (EDT)
I dunno. It just ain't my scene - I work with those assholes, I don't want to play with them too. I guess Maxwell's is still cool, but I wouldn't want to hang out in Hobs regularly. Again, that's just me.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:26:46 (EDT)
"The implications of this claim are stark: an employer permitting exposure to second hand smoke may be subjecting employees to a hazard contrary to the Occupational Health and Safety Act. If the employee sustains genuine medical problems due to the exposure - temporary or permanent - the employee may be entitled to benefits under the Workplace Safety and Insurance Act."
a little bit of liability 101- as more and more places ban smoking the pool of businesses seeking liability coverage shrinks. Which means to give you coverage against a massive lawsuit that you'll likely lose the insureer has to charge you higher and higher rates. So as I said, owners will be talking out one side of their face saying they're against the ban, while they'll be supporting the ban to reduce their liability EVEN if they lose some business. Reason being, you compare the bottom line of your business with the astronomical liability cost against the bottom line of your business with "possible" reduced numbers because some smokers are at home whining and you find it's more economic to support the ban. And remember the as the number of places banning smoking increases the cost of the insurance will go up exponentially and the likelihood that you will be sued and lose ALSO increases.
Legal Beagles For A Smoke-Free Environment
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:26:13 (EDT)
I kind of liked Hoboken. I've got a freind there, and when I lived in Brooklyn I went there fairly often. Good bands, cheaper beer/cover charges. . . Granted, that was five years ago; who knows what it's like now.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:23:29 (EDT)
To take a taxi from NYC to Brooklyn, it's metered. To take one from (or to) Hoboken is MINIMUM $40 plus tolls. And that's with some hard negotiating and IF you can convince a cabbie to do it. They screw you. As for the PATH, the service sucks ass after 11 on weeknights and after 9PM on weekends - trains are 45 minutes apart, etc. If you miss it, you're shit out of luck...you get to sit your drunk ass down and wait, wait wait. Also, they don't call the night PATH trains the vomit comets for nothing, if you get my drift.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:22:50 (EDT)
I like being a tool for the tobacco and alcohol lobbies and I like to hang out with other easily manipulated, but cool lookin' tools.
Drugsy
Toolsville, USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:20:34 (EDT)
That's a HUGE relief, Les! I personally wouldn't be caught dead in that homoginized, white bread frat town full of investment bankers even when I lived in JC! I much prefer a little diversity and places where I don't have to be worried about some ex-jock asshole thinking he's cool because he listens to Hootie and Creed, thank you very much. I suspect that those heading to Hoboken already live there, or will choose to stay on the east side of the Hudson when they realize what a bitch it is to get back over after 9PM on the weekends and 11PM on the weeknights.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:19:21 (EDT)
NjorkGrrrl: NYC smokers are heading over the Hudson to Hoboken.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:10:43 (EDT)
New York Times Executive Editor Howell Raines and Managing Editor Gerald M. Boyd have resigned, the company said Thursday...
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 11:05:56 (EDT)
And when I worked at a machine shop, I had a slight aversion to getting my fingers mashed up in a press or burning my eye sockets out with a welding torch. So guess what? I don't work in a machine shop anymore.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 10:56:06 (EDT)
Bob Kerr's column from yesterday's Journal.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 10:53:54 (EDT)
I hate inbred morons, so I don't go to or work at Wal-Mart. I hate techno, so I don't go to or work at dance clubs. I hate yuppies, so I don't go to or work at bistros. I love beer and cigarettes, so I go to and work at a place where 90% of the people in the room are also smoking. If owners didn't want smokers, they would ban them, period. Several places in Providence are already non-smoking.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 10:50:59 (EDT)
being fat doesn't give the person next to you cancer
croc-o-lard
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 10:45:50 (EDT)
By the law and by common decency, you can't require someone who's trade is w**king in bars to poison themselves. I w**ked in clubs and restaurants for close to 20 years and my lungs are fvcked because of smokers. Why should I have to change careers because some bonehead is too ignorant to keep his poison to himself. And as Njork pointed out, it DOESN'T hurt business. After an adjustment period where smokers stamp their feet and hold their breaths (not too long for smokers) saying it's the end of the world, life goes on just as it did before. May I suggest a nicotine patch or nicotine gum for when you're going to be in a bar so I don't have to share your poison stench?
croc's just getting warmed up
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 10:44:43 (EDT)
Word. Info I didn't know. I guess it helps that I'm not a smoker. Well, um, NJ doens't have a ban, probably never will, in fact the non-smoking sections are usually smack dab in the middle of the smoking ones! That's always an option! (she said not even a week after moving as fast as she could out of the state).
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 10:43:26 (EDT)
Obesity is quickly become the number one health risk in America. Should the state dictate how much I should eat and exercise as well?
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 10:41:36 (EDT)
Some testimonals on why the ban in Cali is a bust.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 10:38:57 (EDT)
InRe: Smoking Ban.....For what it's worth, I moved here from LA, and the smoking ban didn't kill the business there. It's been smokefree for years. It's just a matter of adjusting to the change. Other workplaces don't allow it either (offices and the like). I hear your irritation about it though.
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 10:31:19 (EDT)
what about clubs with live entertainment whose patrons will NOT sit or stand for one or two or several hours without a fag. "No Re-Admission" signs make me think that 1. nightclubs will need to hire more door help or 2. fewer people will go to these clubs because they can't come in and out to burn one (as opposed to the frequent legislator rationale that all non-smokers will all of a sudden *start* going out, now that the air is clean). throw in new strict fire code mandates and it's another nail in the coffin of live entertainment. next step: prohibition. but make sure you don't pass laws about idiot teenagers gabbing on cel phones when driving. THAT's not more dangerous.
doris
- Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 10:30:28 (EDT)
Croc, I'm a bartender and I smoke. The other to bartenders at my place smoke. Every single bartender at the Wild Colonial smokes. I know almost (if not) all the bartenders at the Decatur smoke. I spend a lot of time in bars and know a ton of bartenders, and I can name two out of fifty or sixty that don't smoke. I want them to stop saying they're doing this for health reasons and be honest: they don't like cigarette smoke, and want to legislate so they can be more comfortable. It's bullshit. It's killing businesses in NYC and Boston and putting the people they claim to protect out of work.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 10:23:55 (EDT)
Linkin Park dude is illing
not mitch
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 10:08:37 (EDT)
ill? that would be KILL, and kill dead I'm sure
sum spallcheck anarchist
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 10:06:34 (EDT)
As usual with the urinal, ther last paragraph is the most important of the article.
"This is to protect workers, wherever they are," Kane said. "You can choose to go to a different restaurant if you are a restaurant-goer. But you cannot choose to work somewhere else."
It's the liability due to the employees right to breathe and the lawsuits that employees are winning big $$$$$s on that is going to make this legislation happen. Nobody wants to be the one to tell their customers directly they can't smoke because it's hurting the bottom line, so they're going to use the legislature to avoid the rap.
croc
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 10:05:45 (EDT)
Well I'm one of those people you want to ill Lester. I support the ban. If you want to smoke , fine, but keep your your cancer stink to yourself. I've been up to Boston for my classes and the best part of stopping at a bar afterwards is no friggin smoke. It's coming Lester so you might as well get used to the idea. And the more states that pass it the higher the liability rates go for the areas that allow smoking. So expect the local tavern owner to tell you he hates the legislation to your face and to be threatening his representatives to get it passed with every bit of blackmail he can muster at the same time.
croc is gonna breathe free... SOON
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 09:56:58 (EDT)
This makes me want to start killing people.
Lester
USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 07:45:32 (EDT)
"Huddled masses yearning to breathe cigarettes clumped up on Tavern Row, then dispersed." --- New police log.
Lester
Arcata, CA USA - Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 07:40:49 (EDT)
Byung SIZZLAH!!
doris
- Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 20:41:19 (EDT)
Byung SIZZLAH!
doris
- Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 20:39:32 (EDT)
I'm out ((()))~~~~
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 20:00:53 (EDT)
this is mitch. he is ill
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 20:00:26 (EDT)
THAT is one big fat hairy pussy.
Villy
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 19:58:16 (EDT)
does size matter?
big pussy
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 19:51:54 (EDT)
holy KYJELLY...damn pussy...anyway, Benny I bid you adieu and croc, I bid you a doo
VV I L L Y
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 19:41:21 (EDT)
hey croc try this game if ya like penguins
k-y kitty
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 19:40:56 (EDT)
BAD KittY!
doris
- Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 19:39:32 (EDT)
It becomes clear why the nibblehog, a relative of the hedgehog has been hunted to the brink of extinction.
croc pot of snackums
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 19:30:12 (EDT)
alright, let's test your powers of perception
the word WRONG comes to mind
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 19:28:39 (EDT)
figgers a friggin smurf gets better action than me
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 19:19:52 (EDT)
blue-bald lactation-
poppa smurf
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 19:11:11 (EDT)
two games- sum disco guy I never heard of interactive thingy. and an interactive toss the penguins about thingy
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 19:06:09 (EDT)
then you'll love this
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 19:02:57 (EDT)
hairy lactation, funny.
three words: jeter and torre
doris
- Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 18:52:58 (EDT)
two words- hairy lactation
sum primate nipple fetish dork
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 18:45:43 (EDT)
that QEII is such a gas
ZyclonBenny
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 18:33:05 (EDT)
and the full monty as it were
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 18:30:53 (EDT)
another possible sponsor
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 18:30:13 (EDT)
Is that a positive reaction there VVILLY?
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 17:44:00 (EDT)
CROCODILE!
VVVVVVVV i l l y
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 17:32:17 (EDT)
OK since you aked. It's yet another of Biff's adventures.
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 17:21:24 (EDT)
I found another of Biff's adventures
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 17:17:19 (EDT)
i am NOT Manilow, i am englebert's inbred half brother!
sanchez humperdink
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 17:07:51 (EDT)
croc, GET OUT
VV I L L Y
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 17:03:32 (EDT)
this lurk is not following international debate protocol...
butt i'd love a nose job!
henry kissinsanchez
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 17:02:16 (EDT)
Is that Manilow?
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 16:57:03 (EDT)
who wants a nose job?...
that's MR. sanchez to you
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 16:55:12 (EDT)
Here's a touching love story a la dirty sand chairs
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 16:54:55 (EDT)
stupid stupid ME!
ME
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 16:44:08 (EDT)
wow. That stupid sand chair picture killed lurk dead.
Lurk Killer
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 16:43:47 (EDT)
DIRTY SAND CHAIRS?
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 16:30:25 (EDT)
Vavoom was one of my childhood heroes. The ability to make a noise so loud that it destroyed everthing in it's path seemed a most excellent skill to have. Probably explains why I've always had a severe case of amplifier overload with my stereo system. I even used to go in to Rocket and use the house PA as my own personal stereo system.
LOUD AS ALL HELL
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 16:30:22 (EDT)
you dirty rotten filthy Sanchez
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 16:10:05 (EDT)
NYC...well, it was like a long over due indictment...
VA VA VA VILLY
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 16:06:52 (EDT)
hey I found Vavoom's "VAVOOM!!" to go with 
doubled the gif skipped the wav, this will work better
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 16:04:40 (EDT)
This old thing? it's just my HOT ASS!
ol' BJ
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 16:04:34 (EDT)
hey I found Vavoom's "VAVOOM!!" to go with
twice the dickhead I ever was
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 16:02:42 (EDT)
well smack my FACE...if it ain't ol' BJ...
VVilly
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 16:02:39 (EDT)
Didn't you call COKE "cokasoda" when you were a kid growing up in Rivvy? What are you-some kind of IMPOSTER?
B "I HATE you" J® <hurt@feelings.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 16:02:35 (EDT)
cokasoda? is that some sorta caca flavored pop
sum spallcheck anarchist
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 15:59:55 (EDT)
First I spit my cokasoda all over the computer when I saw the Grizzly Adams costume and then I had a solid fart upon seeing the parasitic twin.
BJ® <piss@inshorts.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 15:56:00 (EDT)
parasitTic perhaps?
sum spallcheck anarchist
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 15:52:44 (EDT)
Parasidic twins urinate independently.
One who knows
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 15:50:56 (EDT)
that looks like Glum the lily-livered Lilliputian
Villard
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 15:47:58 (EDT)
and one more Vavoom pic
croc and his siamese dick croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 15:47:07 (EDT)
GA GA GA GOY! Trust me. You DON'T wanna 'em!
Clucky the Chicken
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 15:46:42 (EDT)
Yo Villy was you referencing Vavoom in yer post there?
croc and his siamese dick croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 15:46:01 (EDT)
so THAT'S why I won the prize. The girls all saw the monster dickhead emerging from the grasslands. That explains all the swooning that was going on too.
croc and his siamese dick croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 15:44:26 (EDT)
shouldn't thaT sign in the background say COMMITTED?
croc gives himself head
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 15:42:14 (EDT)
Did someone say Banana Splits?
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 15:34:33 (EDT)
VA VA VA VOOOOOOOOOOOOM! DAMN ALL OF YOU
Vlick Villy
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 15:08:16 (EDT)
Wolfowitz admits it's about the oil
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 14:50:20 (EDT)
it ain't easy being a teenager with a busted schnoz in this here mod, mod world.
rhinoplas tea
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 14:21:33 (EDT)
"Ow! My nose!"
"Now I'll never get to be a teen model!"
Lester
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 14:03:35 (EDT)
fudbed??? try fudged
croc can't spall fer shiz
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 14:02:15 (EDT)
more cracks in the nazis front line- Case 1- fudbed facts kill thousands, case 2- across the puddle, and even case 3- Walrus Face Buckley concedes it's time to "improve" the lies that got us in this deep.
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 14:01:30 (EDT)
when life gives you urine, make urinade.
doris
- Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 13:58:58 (EDT)
Here's a choice headline-
Barry Manilow Walks Into Wall, Breaks Nose-
Roused from a sound sleep thinking he was still in Malibu, Manilow got up and "veered to the left instead of the right and slammed right into the wall," he said in a statement released by his management company, Stiletto Entertainment.
He passed out for four hours, and though he was not seriously hurt, the 56-year-old performer said the mishap left his nose quiet swollen. His sense of humor remained intact, however.
can't think of a proper song reference
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 13:55:03 (EDT)
I can feel the warmth of all your love eminating from the lurk... oh, never mind, I just peed myself again... but it is warm
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 13:50:23 (EDT)
Now we can all look like croc!
Lester
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 13:41:24 (EDT)
Worst. Episode. Ever.
doris
- Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 13:39:21 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 13:35:56 (EDT)
here's me with some of the boys. From left to right that's Ken Giraffey Jr., Harry Canary, myself, Shark McGwire, Cow Ripken Jr., and Pee Wee Geese
Clammy Sosa
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 12:23:44 (EDT)
first that clown steals my name and now he's gone and ruined my reputation!
Clammy Sosa
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 12:20:22 (EDT)
You want cork? Wait'll I stick my flaoting butt plug up all you's sizzler's
Sammy Sosa
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:53:02 (EDT)
That Estes sight has a killer web page for those who crave sub-orbital vehicles.
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:52:04 (EDT)
Lester if you're as small as that gif ya might as well let a miniature gecko suck that thing.
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:50:01 (EDT)
Hope ya catch this before ya hit the meat. It's not Testes, it's Estes. Ever do the model rocket bit? Well check out this snazzy little number-
Sizzler®
Product ID: 2171
Burn up the sky with the Sizzler! This rocket scorches through the atmosphere with flights over 2000 feet. Aerodynamic balsa fins help the Sizzler reach high altitudes.
Length: 11.75" (29.8 cm)
Diameter: .74" (18.8 mm)
Weight: .8 oz (23.8 g)
Recovery: 12" (30 cm) parachute
Fins: Die cut balsa
Maximum Altitude: 2041 ft. (622 m)
Recommended Engines: A8-3 (First Flight), B4-4, B6-4, B6-6, C6-5, C6-7
Benny Goes Orbital
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:47:18 (EDT)
oh my...is that one doing the fellating wearing a cop's hat?
BS Morality Team
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:46:35 (EDT)
Hey croc, get below me and do this
Lester
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:43:53 (EDT)
she was wearing a chintzy faux-grass skirt as it turns out and once she put on panties under the skirt the judges lost interest. She and one other did get prizes, but paled next to my old school grass skirt and parrot ensemble.
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:39:31 (EDT)
Well fuck you all too. I'm off to kill all your familys. Look for my new t shirt soon-"Run, BJ, Run"
BJ® <solonely@alone.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:39:01 (EDT)
What about the broad with the rainbow grass skirt? Did she mysteriously get pushed down a flight of stairs?
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:29:11 (EDT)
Can they hang this sign up? "All beverages must have lids or covers on them to prevent jizzage..."
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:27:45 (EDT)
CORK THIS and then I point to my bat.
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:25:32 (EDT)
There's that little testes-less bastid
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:24:03 (EDT)
hey I've seen you play. In the "won for complete self humiliation" category the whole band's got me beat by a mile or twenty.
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:24:01 (EDT)
voof voof
Villy
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:21:18 (EDT)
And one last post before I head off to check the waves with my coffee and donit...Croc, you were robbed of the magnetic fishing contest prize, yes, but you won for complete self humiliation with that get up of yours. Show some pride.
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:18:44 (EDT)
Note to Njork Girl-where the FUCK is Willy? Did you blow out his testes making him help you move your stacks of old People Mags up six flights..?
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:16:24 (EDT)
The opener, Ellison, is DEFINATELY worth the price of admission alone.
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:13:41 (EDT)
What I was SAYING was they are worth $8 if you;re inclined to like today's music
BeeJizzle®
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:12:04 (EDT)
Ha-well, the opener is only worth $3, so yeah Verbena is worth the other $5. Actually, at the risk of shameless 'plugging' (something dead gay porn stars like myself know a lot about), Verbena's new album is great.
Cole Taylor <deadgaypornstar>
02903, RI USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:11:46 (EDT)
I met Verbena in the studio when Grohl was working on their first record a while back. They were pretty good. Never saw them live but liked what I heard in the control room
BeeJizzle@
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 11:10:47 (EDT)
Never heard of Verbana before, but they just put up a new site. Are these guys worth $8 american?
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 10:55:10 (EDT)
So, any of you fuckers going to the met cafe tonight?
Do the Devil(bum) <topsecret>
02911, RI USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 10:46:08 (EDT)
more scary shiz
big brudda iz watching everyting mon
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 10:35:25 (EDT)
HEY ZEUS CRISCO!! This dude was born in 1899 and dig this about the "REAL" King-
In addition to his musical abilities, Nawahi was also famed as a long distance swimmer. In 1946 he swam from San Pedro to Catalina Island in just over 22 hours. He is still the only blind man to have completed this swim.
Remaining musically active through the years, Bennie Nawahi suffered a stroke in the late 1970s that left his body partially paralyzed. He died in Long Beach, California after a long illness on January 29, 1985.
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 10:04:21 (EDT)
THAT has SUPER potential for a sponsor
croc got poi
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 09:59:47 (EDT)
This is just TOOOO funny
"Bennie Nawahi was one of the true masters of the Hawaiian steel guitar, ukulele and just about any instrument with strings on it. Not only does his work rank as some of the greatest Hawaiian music ever recorded, the imagnative, accomplished phrasing in his solos make him one of the unheralded giants of 1920s string jazz. This overview covers Bennie's singing and instrumental work on native Hawaiian melodies, the blues, jazz, pop and rural music he heard on the mainland, and some of his own dazling instrumental compositions."
practising my hawaiian nose humming
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 09:58:56 (EDT)
speaking of fishing, I never shared the luau lowdown. I was robbed in the magnetic fishing touranament. After surviving three rounds I was in a one-on-one fish-off. With seven magnetic fish at my feet and one more in the kiddie pool, one of the people running the tournament said I won after counting my fish. I ceased to fish, my worthy opponent scooped the last fish after much fuss, and THEN they noticed they had miscounted the fish and victory was snatched from my hands. Then never announced the winner of the costume contest so I had assumed they scrapped doing it, but low and behold (or is it below and blow?) this morning the e-mail arrives stating the obvious that my outfit was superior in every way (movie passes to follow)
looked like king kamaya-what's his face
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 09:53:26 (EDT)
I'm lurking (busy in the meatworld unfortunately), but where's Willy?! WHERE'S WILLY?!!?!?!?!?!?
NjorkGrrrl®
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 09:47:23 (EDT)
ever get the feeling your day has just taken a very bad turn...
sammy crocing his corced bat
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 09:24:54 (EDT)
c'mon doris your amongst lurkers, tell us how you really feel about him.
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 09:22:11 (EDT)
fuck that little weenie. he sold his company to AOL and didn't expect his permissions to change at all? fuck him. winamp sux anyway. all the purty skins in the world don't improve sound. whiny little fucktard should shut up.
doris
- Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 09:17:27 (EDT)
AOL ain't happy about the nullsoft guy spilling the beans
Found this on the message board for those ambitious enuf
Okay, someone at Nullsoft is dumb, or someone had a final little wink-nudge revenge.
Their now-deadend page at http://www.nullsoft.com/free/waste/download.html mentions the files that you shouldn't have being "waste-setup.exe", "waste-source.zip", "waste-source.tar.gz" and any additional files contained in these files.
That was nice of them! Google for those filenames. Those EXACT filenames. It's all over the place, available for download.
Did one search and hit the .exe file on this site
Myself I still prefer to shoplift my copies of Avril's latest. It keeps you more in touch with spirit of thievery.
croc
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 09:15:14 (EDT)
dexter impersonations. what is this world coming to. all i know is, male or female, taking a 43-inch striper on 12-pound test is mighty impressive.
doris
some dock, - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 09:14:47 (EDT)
I can sorta picture yer twat up in arms, but WHAT does this mean-
Someone acting as me says I'm female ?!
dyslexic am I rather
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 08:51:55 (EDT)
once again.....I know Dexter.....She's a woman....you can tell by the child bearing hips...............and NOT a good looking woman at that.
chef
USA - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 08:47:24 (EDT)
good thing croc was standing by the ol handicap ramp!
dexter
spamville, USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 20:51:02 (EDT)
Someone acting as me says I'm female ?! That gets my twat all up in arms...or something...shut up and plant your flowers!
Dexter
land of the glass pinecones, USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 20:48:21 (EDT)
SURE! Now frikkin daffy shows up (and point to my crotch). I've decided you all need to die slow painful deaths and since I've got nothing else scheduled tonight....
I'm out((()))~~~~~~~
croc on a rampage
USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 20:01:14 (EDT)
i never JOING on the first date
Daffy
USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 19:51:01 (EDT)
looks like mickey and goofy are joing daffy on the surreal tip
salvador disney
USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 19:38:32 (EDT)
I hate you. You hate me. Let's kill all our families....
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 19:10:12 (EDT)
Looking at the pile of male brainhood does remind me of a story...
Sister In Law
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend well she was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two years of age, wore very tight mini skirts + very low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
croc-tchless culottes
USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 18:47:46 (EDT)
I've been told I'm already the biggest dickhead in town, anymore would just be overkill. That bowl of dick looks an awful lot like Lester's lunch box and I hear he got no dick at all so I'll leave that for him to beef up on.
croc
USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 18:42:24 (EDT)
Dee LISH!
And enjoy some of these
USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 18:34:08 (EDT)
Hey croc, why don;t you where this hat to your luau?
Some Cricket
USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 18:32:36 (EDT)
But Doctor Lurkenstone, what about that bowl of nine male brains?
I. Gore
- Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 18:06:10 (EDT)
here's a choice link for you ALLEGED lurkers
oreilly-sucks.com
USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 18:03:08 (EDT)
Journal entry- June 3, 1903
lurk dead must revive
The body parts I've gathered lately just haven't been of a decent quality. They've been poor specimens and even the few respectable ones have spoiled before I could put them to good use. I need to find a way to slow the decaying process and increase the available pool of parts. I must begin to take a more... proactive approach to further my research.
Dr Lurkenstone
USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 17:57:01 (EDT)
Man I could use a cold BS right about now.
will settle for a lukewarm one with a cigarette butt in it
USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 17:08:39 (EDT)
damn gutloaded geckos
crickets
USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 16:15:08 (EDT)
damn crickets
gutloaded
USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 15:47:53 (EDT)
just tried the hack on the boards. It w**ks quite nicely-nicely.
croc just got his first hack
USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 15:25:40 (EDT)
someone figured a way to wire the recommends on the yahoo boards and just posted t