lurkive april 2002

Like I said I'm available anytime you would like to find out... But I will let ya know I've never had any complaints..
SmellyCat
Deliverance, TN USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 23:09:59 (EDT)

a'hu hu hu...you YaKEES no know sheet!
H. B. Anero
Quebec City, Q USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 22:57:26 (EDT)

WAY TO GO HABS!!! CANADIAN HOCKEY KICKS SERIOUS ASS!
canada <CANADA@CANADA.COM>
canada, ca CANADA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 22:28:18 (EDT)

so whats up with the underwear? how can i buy some? are they for sale?
sgt. whore <pt_eight@hotmail.com>
rimsville, kt USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 22:26:23 (EDT)

yeah, like...er...leave me a message about that dang dog...
TFW
USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 22:12:04 (EDT)

so then you DO have a scratchy tongue. hmmmm. don't you think it's sort of interesting that deliverance was written by a fellow named james dickey?! i certainly do. oh yessss.
jerzy grrrl
the jungle, nj USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 21:18:10 (EDT)

Sheeeeit!! I'm from way down south in deliverance country. Anybody fucks wit me I'll have em squealing like a piggy..
SmellyCat
USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 19:16:06 (EDT)

hmmm...do you think you're brave enough to enter my rough town? you know, welcome to the jungle baby, and all that g n r bullpucky.
jerzy grrrl
tha ghetto, nj USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 18:52:53 (EDT)

I'm available anytime you would like to find out...
SmellyCat
USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 16:51:38 (EDT)

smellycat, what do you smell like? do you have a scratchy tongue?
jerzy grrrl
rough town, nj USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 15:04:53 (EDT)

hola! ay cualsiquier persona en benny sizzler que queria ser mi poppi?
jerzy grrrl
rough town, nj USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 15:03:47 (EDT)

I eat a lot o soda
Mange <hair@suit.com>
Commietown - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 14:56:04 (EDT)

hey jerzy i'll lick as many times as you want...
SmellyCat
USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 14:42:50 (EDT)

you guyz is good but you ani't no limp biskit...dig? try it fred durst stylie...you'll thank me lata...
Jose <what's this?>
San Jose, CA USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 14:24:00 (EDT)

Sometimes I can't tell if Benny Sizzler is practicing or if someone is killing a cat. Will you leave a note on my door? Thank you dears. Mrs. White
Mrs. White <white@nextdoor.net>
Middletown, RI USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 14:06:19 (EDT)

...and now i'm thinkin', wracking my brain...what other things do you like to eat, willy? what?! oh please tell me - enquiring minds and all...
jerzy grrrl
rough town, nj USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 13:59:34 (EDT)

I think I've got a toothpick of sorts around here somewhere...
Will
USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 13:53:52 (EDT)

you know, i think i got somethin' in my teeth - could ya get it out for me?
jerzy grrrl
rough town, nj USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 13:50:18 (EDT)

Three Fingered Willy eats a lot of things...but babies ain't one of 'em...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 13:43:06 (EDT)

so um, like, i think the dingo ate my baby. then again, maybe it was t.f. willy....
jerzy grrrl
rough town, nj USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 11:41:26 (EDT)

TEVRENCE! TEVRENCE! DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A COMPUTER? IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN TO TELL ME? TEVRENCE!
Heimers, Robert <one@up.com>
Provi, RI USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 11:20:29 (EDT)

a'one...a'two...a'three......a'three...
TFW <nine>
USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 11:10:22 (EDT)

Muffy rocks
Leslie
USA - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 10:02:24 (EDT)

I think Gene is hot!
Greg
USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 23:46:51 (EDT)

three fingered willy, how many licks would it take? do you dig dumb and blonde?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 21:34:37 (EDT)

I only wish I wasn't already there...One, Two, Three Fingered William
3FG <yeah>
nah, RI USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 19:10:11 (EDT)

Im only 12. Will you wait for me for marriage, Three Fingered Willy? Before you turn alky?
Megan <Meggers@aol.com>
Omaha, NE USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 16:53:19 (EDT)

uh..I need a few pairs of those brown/yella big boy indoor underpants too...only I need XXS...Got any for the less fortunate?
Tristan
USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 16:50:38 (EDT)

And i WON'T stay out of JAIL!
Lnely <u you know it girl>
USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 16:48:23 (EDT)

your not hot but your dumb and blonde? nahh, I'll stick with Lemmy
Lonely <lonelydude2aol.com>
USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 16:47:13 (EDT)

If you can deal with three fingers-worth...I'm your man...
TFW <same>
same, same USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 16:21:34 (EDT)

willy is my favorite, uh, name...sigh!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 16:03:12 (EDT)

lonely - i'm not hot, but i'm dumb and blonde...does that work?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 16:01:31 (EDT)

ps and stay outta jail
lemmy <same >
USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 15:14:34 (EDT)

I told you I didn't like that shit. See these boils? I don't gott'em for nothin'. Call me on Wednesday and don't be fuckin' late again. If I have to call Don one more time you're off the job. And I mean it. You fuckin' Yanks don't even know how to bow at the end of a rokkin' show.
Lemmy <lemmy@motorhead.com>
London, UK - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 15:13:09 (EDT)

I heard that...and I like the idea...
Willy, Three Fingered <TFW@hotstuff.com>
funkme, RI USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 15:00:27 (EDT)

three fingers might just fit.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 14:53:02 (EDT)

um. it's grrrl. k?. um. so, is rhode island really an island?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 14:51:10 (EDT)

are there any more XXL brown/yellow underpants? I need like, a lot of them...let me know...
P. S. Hitter <gshowers@msnbc.net>
El Cajon, CA USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 14:50:48 (EDT)

Jerzy Girl, are you hot?
Lonely
Hartford, CT USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 13:57:31 (EDT)

er..that's I 'MEAN', Amen. Thou doesn't typist so well alot...
Lord
USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 13:55:37 (EDT)

Ahem. I man Amen
Lord
USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 13:54:33 (EDT)

Don't make me get in here and shut this thing down...those Jesus comments are WAY OUT OF LINE!
Webmaster
USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 13:53:09 (EDT)

you can't touch these fingers...you just can't touch them...these 3 fingers are the equal to any 10...ANY 10 do you hear me?!
TFW <willy@threefingers.com>
everywhere, RI USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 12:52:05 (EDT)

I mean THIS SHIT is THICK and WAVY like you wouldnT FUCKIN BELIEVE! WHAT"S IN THE WATER OVER THERE?
D. Cheans <DC>
DC, DC USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 12:01:32 (EDT)

You guys should definitely keep practicing...you might have something here. Maybe.
T. Thumb <>
New Bedford, MA USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 11:44:46 (EDT)

I may have to shut this thing down if this keeps up...
JC <onlyson@god.com>
heaven, sky USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 11:41:59 (EDT)

I find this "piss" and "shit" motiff rather offensive. I'd write more but I gotta go take a piss and a dump.
H. Dory <non>
non, non USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 11:40:14 (EDT)

tell me, what would jesus do?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 11:39:59 (EDT)

I want ti make a play date with Benny Sizzler
Acer
Woburn, MA USA - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 09:49:25 (EDT)

Gail, what time?
Gene <I don't know>
Provvy, RI USA - Saturday, April 27, 2002 at 09:35:47 (EDT)

I heard my name
Jacques Hoff <J_off3245167899172636@aol.com>
Quebec City, Quebec Canada - Saturday, April 27, 2002 at 09:34:21 (EDT)

gene, can you practice tonight?
Gail <bs@bennysizzler.com>
by the sea, USA - Saturday, April 27, 2002 at 09:31:42 (EDT)

I've been playing hot guitar on stages and doing sessions with some of the top people for 14 years. Trust me when I say Benny Sizzler needs a better light show.
Steve <BerkleeBadass3246@aol.com>
Saugus, MA USA - Saturday, April 27, 2002 at 09:30:13 (EDT)

Blink 182 and their hoser buddy's, Sum 41, can scrape my plates.
Dish Warsher <mohawk2875@aol.com>
New London, CT USA - Saturday, April 27, 2002 at 09:25:17 (EDT)

Im 12 and I don thin yur band is any good
BlinkSum <travis@aol.com>
Westchester, NY USA - Saturday, April 27, 2002 at 09:22:05 (EDT)

I heard that band Motormags wasn't half bad. I bet they arrive having eaten
Licky
USA - Friday, April 26, 2002 at 21:21:39 (EDT)

I just want my son to be happy. I don't think the band understands him. The band should be called, "Mike's Armada". That's all. I have to do his laundrey now.
Mike's mother
NEWPORT!, USA - Friday, April 26, 2002 at 21:18:52 (EDT)

If that guy Gene chooses to eat from a paper bag at practice, that's his perogative. I'm just saying...
Cougar <www.powerloins.com>
USA - Friday, April 26, 2002 at 21:16:03 (EDT)

I just returned from the Middle East with a head of thick, dark, wavy hair!
D. Cheney
dc, USA - Friday, April 26, 2002 at 21:14:20 (EDT)

Dear God, why would ANYONE take their own picture for their own website...? That's just sad.
Tigress
Youngstown, oh USA - Friday, April 26, 2002 at 21:11:59 (EDT)

glastic- flack sticks to kids
Kazanny
anywhere, USA - Friday, April 26, 2002 at 15:17:24 (EDT)

It's MUFFY ya dumb bitch. But yeah, the SIZZ rules on the west coast...RULES!
Ed <RE: tard>
Sacramento, CA USA - Friday, April 26, 2002 at 11:32:29 (EDT)

I just wanted to say that you guys are huge in Cleveland...can't wait for the tour! I heard Jaques Hoff was a lumberjack in Canada before being discovered. Did any of you take your OWN picture of yourself for the website? And who is FLUFFY?
world's biggest BennySizzler fan <mary@aol.com>
Cleveland, OH USA - Friday, April 26, 2002 at 11:08:18 (EDT)

if Gene arrives to practice NOT having eaten ONE MORE TIME...I'm not YELLLING I'm just saying...
Three Fingered Willy <blow me>
Bumfuck, RI USA - Friday, April 26, 2002 at 10:38:39 (EDT)

Used soup cans turned my life around
Soupy Sales
USA - Friday, April 26, 2002 at 10:00:41 (EDT)

check out the site for fun and profit!
bucky o'cha cha <nighloooky@hotmail.com>
USA - Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 19:40:00 (EDT)

my day so far, i woke up at 10 am hoping the dogs did not knock over the garbage, i was let down.
Bill Mc Titty <nighloooky@hotmale.com>
where?, in canada - Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 19:37:19 (EDT)

I'd like it if my son made something of his life
Gene's Mother
USA - Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 09:30:34 (EDT)

Benny Sizzler gave me e coli
"Roger"
USA - Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 09:21:53 (EDT)

I like pickles
Lace
UK - Wednesday, April 24, 2002 at 21:06:23 (EDT)

are there any pickles left?
capt. queer <nighloooky@hotmail.com>
up, in canada - Wednesday, April 24, 2002 at 19:25:15 (EDT)

come to South America and we'll pull out you hairs
Jorge
Brazil - Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 20:42:07 (EDT)

punk rock ruined my life
Larry
USA - Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 20:41:07 (EDT)

Looks like you guys were having a lot of fun up there
Pal
USA - Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 20:40:03 (EDT)

You guys are pretty good for your skill level
Steve
USA - Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 20:39:16 (EDT)

why don you guys get any better?
the knob
Canada - Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 20:38:31 (EDT)

nice talk
Mrs Salarno
USA - Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 20:35:55 (EDT)

piss yella and brown fellas
borge
USA - Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 20:35:20 (EDT)

you rot
joe blow
USA - Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 20:24:47 (EDT)